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(light hearted music)

(tinkling)

(light hearted music)

(cheering)

(bell dings)

(light hearted music)

(cheering)
(applause)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

- [Wrestler] Darkness is here!

(yelling)

(lighthearted music)

- Eyes wide.

I got back your CAT scan, Leo.

- Doc, you ever
have weird dreams?

I mean you dream stuff
and it really happens?

- About the scan.

- So I flunked the
stupid memory test.

A step past 50 and
everything's a big deal.

- But a couple of steps.

- I'm in my prime, doc.

Don't sweat it.

I know it's a
little embarrassing

but some people think
I'm a human god.

- Look, our insurance states--

- States that monthly
checkups for athletes over 50

is mandatory for
assessing policy rates.

Blah blah blah.

Stop with the stern glances

and shoot straight.

You upping my risk factor?

What's the prognosis, doc?

- Its always about
the money, isn't it?

- What do you think?

You lose this money,
you come to me

for some help.

You know I am a friend.

So you can't pay me now?

Do you think I want to
cut your fingers off?

(stammering)

No.

(laughs)

- No, no, no.

(laughs)

No.

- Why would I want
to hurt my friend

when we can be better friends?

Flora.

(tense sultry jazz music)

Sal, meet Flora.

She's my step daughter.

A very attractive
woman, don't you think?

- Yeah, I mean yeah.

- She is a big wrestling fan.

She will be your new
business partner,

help run the company,

pay off debts.

- Pleasure.

(lighthearted
goofy circus music)

(yelling)

- It's no secret that
new WWWT wrestler

the Darkness has
brought something

to the league that it hasn't had

in over a decade.

Attention.

- Attention.

- Yeah.

- Yes.

Back in the day when
I was wrestling.

- Grab me the towel.

- [TV] Leo the blue lion.

(low humming)

That's a good word,
sportsman ship

that went along with it.

- Shirt.

- [TV] These new guys
are a whole new breed.

What's happened is WWWT ratings

are above 32% just
in the last week

and it's primarily because

of the emergence of this
new wrestler, the Darkness.

He's a very violent
and volatile wrestler

and he's bringing
the ratings up.

- But back when I was wrestling,

guy like this, he would
of never got a contract.

You know.

- [TV] Regardless, they
got the ratings up.

As you probably know,

his last opponent was
completely destroyed.

I mean he obliterated
this guy in a very,

and it was disputed match
and it was unusually bloody.

- Back when I was
wrestling you know,

the blood wouldn't
of bothered me a bit.

I loved the mud and
the blood and the beer.

(fanfare)

- Leo the blue lion.

- Hey there he is.

Listen I want you to meet Flora.

She's my new--

- Please, no
autograph today, Sal.

(tense jazz music)

- Oh darling, you're an idiot.

Nobody likes you anymore

and the fact that you always win

makes matches boring.

The truth is,
you're old, sweetie.

- Who is this?

I'm the congo king, six
year reigning champ.

Get out of my face.

- Easy, Leo.

- I don't know how to say this.

- What you trying to say, Sal?

- I'm not trying to say
anything, I'm telling.

You gotta lose out
there tonight, Leo.

- Lose, what are
you talking about?

I'm not stoop, Sal.

I'm the premier act.

- Eddie's doing it.

- He won't do it.

- He better do it.

- Or what?

- Or you'll find out, chubby.

- [Woman] Can't believe you
convinced me to do this.

- I've snuck in here 100 times

and nobody cares.

- 100 times?

- Can't afford it, mom.

Trust me, each ticket
is like 10 dollars.

- Hey Leo the blue lion.

- Teddy the tank.

- Hey you know
what, Sal's lost it.

That goofballs trying to turn

all his cash names
into jabronis.

- Yeah I know.

Hey see you at beer night?

- Oh never mess it.

Break a leg.

Oh Everett, hey.

I want my Barbra
Streisand CDs back.

Just bring em back.

- And here we are
at the Monster Dome

for another fabulous night
of wrestling with Leo

the blue lion and he's
fighting the unknown Diamond.

- Reminds me back when I
was wrestling, you know.

- There's another
packed house here

at the dome tonight.

The fans are going crazy,
they're climbing the rafters.

Should be a good night here

and he's going for
his 112th championship

victory in a row.

- Nothing like
being in the dome.

Back in the day when
I was in the dome,

there were people shouting.

(grunting)

- I just want to say,
it's a real honor

to be in the ring with an
old timer like yourself.

You're an original, man.

I used to watch you
when I was a kid.

That kind of hurts.

I thought you liked
to take it easy.

- You wanna talk smack to me?

- I'm just making
small talk, man.

I don't want you to
feel bad about losing.

- I'm not losing to
you or anyone else.

(grunting)

- Hammer lock it.

Hammer lock him.

- Here we go.

- Yes.

Did you see that, mom?

He hammer locked him.

(grunting)

- Camel press submission
hold, no funny stuff.

- Whatever man.

- No Leo, no.

Yeah.

(shouts)

Yes.

(grunts)

(groaning)

(cheering)

- One, two, three

- Blue lion, yeah!

- And it's just
another fabulous night

here at the dome.

Leo the blue lion,
king of the congo.

Wrapped up another victory.

Wish you could of been here.

(laughs)

(TV in background)

(somber tense horn music)

- That was a mistake, darling.

- I talked to Sal.

We worked it out.

- Excuse you?

That won't be happening again.

If you ever go
behind mommy's back

to get permission from daddy,

I will put on all my
rings and personally

beat your face.

- What are you doing here?

This is my room.

Get away from me.

- What’s going on?

Take a hike.

- Next time.

You'll listen.

- No you'll listen,
you damn stooge.

You can't work us over.

Leo's the champ, number one.

(tense dramatic music)

What do you think
you're doing?

I'll have you banned from
the federation so fast.

(crunch)

(dramatic music)

- Stop it, stop it.

I'll lose, I swear I'll lose.

- You piece of...

(TV in background)

- You still coming
to beer night?

- Excuse me.

- You shouldn't
sneak up on people

got a pen?

- What for?

Nevermind,

what I want to know
is do you know any

of the wrestlers?

- Do I know them?

- Yeah like the Darkness.

- Look, I'm busy.

- But you're just standing here.

Do you work here?

- Do I work here?

- Can you show me
to the Darkness.

- Get out of here, kid.

- Leo, Leo the blue lion!

Leo, did you get my note?

I've sent you over 100.

What the heck
happened to your face?

I can't believe he tried

an Indian death lock on you.

Everybody knows you're the
king of submission reversals.

What a dough.

- [Woman] Tommy.

- He never saw it coming, mom.

Just like the fight last
year against Stone Ripley

when he tried to
bow and arrow lock

and you forked him with
a Texas death leave.

I was looking forward to
meeting you for years!

I really have.

Before he left, my
father would say

you're the best wrestler
in three states.

I say you're the best
in the whole Midwest,

maybe even the world!

Will you sign my chest?

- Tommy.

- Look, I left my car running.

- Well, see you next time.

You're the best, ever!

(TV in background)

- So what are you gonna do?

You think maybe it's time

to break out that gun
collection, huh Leo?

Come on.

You'd of murdalized that guy

if he wouldn't of kamikazed ya.

New guys are all
full of themselves.

Bunch of crowbar.

You know they know
exactly what they're doing

and they're dangerous.

Someone should
notify the league.

Don't you think someone
should notify the league.

I think someone should
notify the league.

- You're still the champ, Leo.

You'll always be the champ.

Love em.

- Damn it, Leo.

Every single time
he gets depressed

he drinks himself into a stupor

and passes out cold.

You could drive
semi truck through

this kitchen and he
wouldn't wake up,

Come on, Everett,
I'll drive you home.

- Sweet dreams, pally.

(TV in background)

(upbeat goofy music)

(shouting)

- I want to wrestle
the Darkness.

- How many times do we have
to have this conversation?

My time is money, Leo.

You lose value every
time you step in here.

- Flora, what if I won?

- What are you talking about?

- What if I beat the Darkness?

- You're right.

Seriously, Leo.

Do you have a learning
disability or something?

- We'd lose fans by
the thousands.

Just forget about it.

- Besides, I don't
think the Darkness

would let you win.

He'd rip your fat face off.

- I have a fat face?

- Fellas, are you
getting a little light

on top out there?

Is your hair thinning?

Getting on in years?

You feeling like
you're being laughed at

at the club or as you
walk down the street

or as you get off the bus?

Well let me tell you
about a special product,

a miracle product really.

We have a special offer today.

$129.99 for a six months supply

that could change your life.

- Do I have thinning hair?

- Good dazzling hair.

- I have thinning hair.

(groans)

- You'll be losing
this one, Leo.

- We got your new contract, Leo.

Come on, Leo.

- You never used to
talk to me like this.

- It's a different world, Leo.

You're not cut out for
this place, anymore.

Things are changing.

- I can change.

- [Flora] I don't think so, Leo.

- Sal?

Okay, Sal.

- He gets you in
a double leg lock,

you don't kick out.

You lose.

(tense dramatic music)

(TV in background)

- Leo the blue lion
versus the animal Babe.

- [Announcer] Animal
Babe is in the house.

It's gonna be a regular
cat fight tonight.

- I used to fight
guys like this.

Big bats, huge bats.

- Yeah go Blue Lion.

- She's a chick.

Those are boobs.

- Boobs?

- Good clean fight, no
biting, no scratching.

Take your corners.

- Boobs?

- Yeah.

(shouts)

- Take it easy, Animal.

- Kiss off, Leo.

This is my fight.

- Now that's quite an
unconventional start

for Leo the blue
lion in this match.

- Get off.

(shouts)

- Yeah, leg swing reversal.

Ankle breaker, paralyze.

(grunting)

- Don't get stiff on me.

- I'm not putting you over, Leo.

I've helped you
your entire career.

I could of taken
you five years ago.

(shouts)

(grunting)

(grunts)

(cheering)

Want to see more?

- Wait a second, look at that.

- That's a submission hold.

(grunting)

(shouts)

(cheers)

- You want to see more?

Yeah.

- No blue lion no.

- Yeah!

- It's over, it's over.

- Yeah.

(cheering)

Who's the king of
the congo now, Leo?

Yeah.

Animal Babe is the champion.

(cheers)

- Teddy, you scared
the crap out of me.

- Stinking sellout.

- What?

- You heard me.

I said you're sellout.

- I had no choice.

- Come on, Leo.

You need this league.

- Sal said you were doing it.

- Of course Sal
said I was doing it

cause Sal's crooked
as a corkscrew.

This guy'd sell his
own grandmother out

if he thought he'd make
two bucks off of her.

He's got no conscience
to speak of, Leo.

He'll say anything.

- I'm just getting old.

- Yeah those are Sal's
words, not yours.

- My hairs thinning, I
had to buy some stuff.

- What the hell has
gotten into, Leo?

You get roughed up a little
bit, you turn into a stooge?

- I'm just getting old.

- Fine Leo, you're getting old.

You want to bend
over and take this?

Want to be a jabroni
for Sal, do it.

But you're doing it alone.

I'm not buying into
this retirement trip.

- So Animal, that
must of been nearly

the biggest upset in
federation history.

What was going through your mind

in the final moments
of that match?

- I want the world to know
that I'm not a nobody.

I'm in this league to win.

- You know, back
when I was wrestling.

- Does that mean,
Animal, that you're going

to face the Darkness?

- That's exactly what it means.

- I think that about
wraps it up tonight

here at the Monster Dome.

- That's a show there.

(low tense dramatic music)

- What the heck was that?

- Go away.

- What were you doing out there?

- I don't want to talk about it.

- Don't want to talk about it?

- I don't want to talk about it.

- You could of easily
taken that girl,

she was a joke.

- Look, even the
greats have bad days.

- Come on, you had
text book screwdriver

set in the first 30 seconds

and you just let her slip
through your fingers.

Remember the time when
you fought Ivan the great

and he had you in
a double leg lock

and you did have
half nelson reversal

and kicked him off and swept him

into a death pretzel?

Remember that time?

That's wrestling.

- Listen you're a real big fan,

I'm impressed, okay kid.

- It's Tommy.

Remember when you
fought Captain Claw

and he had you
twisted in the ropes

and you spun yourself out

and pulled a classic
folding chair face bash?

Remember that time?

You're a classic, the greatest.

How could you let
that girl beat you?

- Listen, I was hoping I
could get an autograph.

- I would love to sign
and autograph for you.

On your face.

- I'm off hours.

- Oh didn't notice ya.

It's Leo the big blue butt face.

- I could sign it.

- Thanks.

Wait, it's for you.

It's a Leo the
blue lion magazine.

It's pictures of you doing
all this really cool stuff.

- Oh thanks.

- You're gonna
kill the Darkness.

I can't wait.

It will be the awesomest
because you're the best.

(laughing)

(soft country music)

(grunting)

- You're hurting me.

Please stop.

I don't feel so well.

Stop please.

Help me.

(growling)

- Mace?

You're a freaking wrestler.

You don't need to use mace.

(screaming)

It burns!

- Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.

Tommy.

- Blue lion, he saved me.

- What happened?

- He maced them, mom.

- They were pushing Tommy.

It didn't look so good.

I maced em.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Kids are real jerks,
you know that?

- This lovely guy here.

This is a exact replica

of the famous statue of David

by the famous Renaissance
sculptor Michelangelo

and we have a special
deal on this today.

It's gonna bring
some of the beauty,

some of the, some
of the finer things

in life back into your home.

Look at this hair, look
at this lovely hair here.

The wavy hair, that
fixed in the brow,

the look off into the distance

that just exudes enlightenment

and hope and the better things.

Class, that's what I'm
talking about here, friends.

$89.99, special deal.

- I need that.

- Just today.

You wanna pick up that phone

because you want to get
this guy in your house.

He's made by.

- Reed Phelps,
emerging superstar

and the man faced the Darkness

has managed to upset

the natural order of
things in the federation.

- You know, things
are amok, Alan.

- He's starting an
intense chain of events.

What's next?

- What's next?

(upbeat goofy rock music)

(indistinct announcer)

- Alright, bring it in.

Clean fight, no
biting, no scratching.

Corner.

(shouts)

(grunting)

(groaning)

(grunts)

(crowd murmuring)

(soft guitar music)

- Look, the lion has
the midget in a headlock

and he appears to
be slapping him.

- Wake up, wake up, wake up.

(groans)

(grunts)

- Come on, Leo.

Punch him off, punch him off.

Punch.

(shouts)

- Leo, you wanna give up?

- Come on.

- Who's the big man now, Leo?

I'm the big man.

Slayed the lion.

I am the congo kid.

Who's the boss?

Have a nice shower, Leo.

Game over, man.

(somber parlor music)

- What the heck was that?

What's going on?

I don't understand
what's happening.

You just gave up.

- I didn't have it in me.

- Didn't have it in you?

- I didn't have it in me.

He was a better fighter.

- Better fighter?

A midget.

I just don't understand
how you could

let a guy like him beat you.

- He had super human
strength, okay?

- But I was really
counting on you out there.

- You count on me?

- Yeah I wanted you to
win for my birthday.

Told my friends you would win.

I thought you
would win this one.

- I'm sorry I let you down.

I didn't know.

- It's okay, you'll
take him next run.

So what do you think?

Can you make it?

- I really don't think...

Sure kid.

- Bro, totally!

Brutally.

You're the best.

Really, I knew it.

I knew you would come.

My mom said you might not

but I knew you would come.

Are you gonna wear your stuff?

My friends will freak out.

- Your friends know me?

- Yeah, some.

- I was beginning to think
you were my only fan.

- Yeah well they don't really.

They're not very smart.

They're sellouts.

- Sellouts?

- Yeah some of them really
don't watch wrestling

anymore, some of
them like football.

Some of them are just sellouts.

Okay, they like the Darkness.

But don't worry, they'll
see what they're missing.

- Thanks for the invite.

- You rock, you're the best.

Really my friends,
they're not so smart.

Don't let them get you down.

- Okay.

- Remember, you're the
best in three states.

- Okay.

- Well see you Tuesday.

- Alright.

- You're the best.

Ever!

- Sal and I have
something to tell you.

- It might be easier for
him if you, you know.

- Okay just this once

but remember Mommy
and Daddy are a team.

- Yeah.

(laughs)

She is amazing.

(machine buzzing)

Look Leo, I got good
news, good news,

and bad news.

Good for me, good
for me, bad for you.

So the good news, Flora
and I are getting married.

Just so happens
that Flora's family

thinks I'm awesome.

(laughing)

- Welcome.

- Just take the damn picture.

- And Flora kinda likes me

and well I kind of like her too.

- Yeah I got that part.

I can lose some fights, Sal.

I understand that now.

You need me to lose
I'm okay with that.

- Sorry Leo.

It's actually worse than that.

Your insurance
premiums are too high.

A quarter of a
million dollar policy

gets pretty pricey.

- I don't need life insurance.

- Yeah you do.

Its a league regulation.

Flora, she wants to run
this thing by the books,

you know, nothing funny.

- Nothing funny?

Everything about hers funny.

Sal.

- Sorry, Leo.

We're giving you one more fight.

Show em the congo king.

Talk about it later.

(upbeat goofy music)

(shouting)

- I just asked him
and he said yes.

Leo the blue lion.

- Tommy, how many more
friends do you have to call?

We're running out of minutes.

- Alright, mom.

I gotta go.

We're running out
of minutes, bye.

- Well I sure hope he comes.

- Mom, I didn't imagine it.

- Well you told
all your friends.

You know, some times
adults can be flaky.

- What's flaky?

Don't worry mom, he's coming.

- [Machine] You have
one new message.

- [Man] Why the hell do I bother

to fill out the monthlies
if you're not gonna read.

- [Machine] Message deleted.

- [Man] You've reached
Teddy the tank.

I'm not here right now

because I'm bending some
fish into a pretzel.

Leave a message and
I'll call you back.

(cheering)

- This is what a
head lock feels like.

(door bell)

Leo!

- Jonesy.

Janice, Dan welcome.

- Sorry, I thought you
were Leo the blue lion.

Come on, let's go.

- We can only stay for a second.

- [Leo] Hey, want
to go to a party?

- Access to liabilities.

Cash flow.

You know you just got to
pour over earnings reports

yeah a lot of its
in your gut though,

you know, right here.

(door bell rings)

(shouts)

(screams)

(laughs)

(goofy circus music)

- No way.

- He's got tons of presents.

- Awesome.

What is it?

- Its for long nose hairs.

Its one of those trimmers.

- Sweet, thanks.

(goofy circus music)

- Get him.

(shouting)

Awesome.

(roaring)

(roaring)

(goofy circus music)

- Leaping Larry swung underneath

and grabbed ahold of my ankle.

- And he tricked him
and the blue lion

fell face first in the mat

putting Leaping Larry
into the perfect position

for a double mama
submission hold

but the blue lion
pulled a back bend

in the last second, pinned him

to the mat at same
time and scored

points in the reversal.

(cheering)

Hey Francis, meet
Leo the blue lion.

- You mean fancy pants?

(laughs)

- Fancy pants, I like that.

- Can I show you
something really cool?

(soft mysterious music)

So when are you
fighting the Darkness?

- Those are haunting.

- My mom makes a
new one every once

and awhile when she
has a car a tharsis.

I help her hang them.

- They're beautiful.

- Thanks.

It shows how many times
my mom has changed.

She changes a lot, doesn't she?

That's when she,
that's when she...

(soft mysterious music)

(laughing)

- Thanks for coming.

Never had a famous person
in our place before.

(laughs)

- Thanks for having me.

It's good to be famous again.

- Sorry the cake burned.

- No it was great,
that was fine.

- It's so weird
that you're here.

Thanks for coming, really.

- Alex, is Tommy alright?

- He's so happy, thanks to you.

He's been practicing
those moves forever.

- No I mean the
doctor's appointment.

- It's just, it's just a thing.

- What kind of thing?

- It's just.

His heart.

He uh.

It's a rare thing that happened.

He, he had a bad fever
when he was a baby,

caused problems.

- Oh okay.

See ya.

- See ya.

- See ya.

- Wait.

Kids are all sleeping.

Would you care for a beer?

- Oh.

Yeah, now you're talking.

How bout, lets party huh?

(somber horn music)

Pretty sweet tattoos, man.

For a gay guy.

You know I a tattoo artist.

- What you put in
that rum and coke?

- Oh you know, rum
and rum mostly.

Looks like it's a little too
much for you there, Casanova.

Anyways as I was saying,

I know a tattoo artiste,
he's an old friend actually.

Hello, Leo?

Leo the blue lion?

Fancy pants.

- What you say?

Leo the blue lion?

- You know who this guy was?

He's a local wrestler.

He used to be kind of a legend

but now he's pretty
much an embarrassment.

- Yeah I remember this guy.

He was the congo
king wrestler, right?

Wow, this guy used
to be a tough guy.

He was a tough guy, right?

Man my little brother said that

yeah he loved him.

- Lost his edge I guess.

- Yeah I don't know,
I mean have you seen

any of his matches recently?

They're so pathetic,
it's hilarious.

Seriously, sometimes
I like to get drunk

and I watch for therapy.

(laughing)

(mock growling)

Leo the blue lion.

I got a million.

That's a piece of work.

I had no idea.

- Brilliant,
absolutely brilliant.

- I have to call my
little brother right now.

- Wait till you're
finished, then call him.

- Call him right now.

You should get a photo of this.

- You'll see it in
the ring my man.

Fancy pants.

- This is over.

(soft tense dramatic music)

(trimmers buzzing)

(phone rings)

- Hello?

- Alex hi, it's Leo.

Hey listen, do you think
Tommy and his friend

would like to spend some
time at the gym with me,

help me train?

- We can get you ready
to fight the Darkness.

- You can work with Everett

and be junior trainers.

- Junior trainers?

- Everett, this is Tommy
and his friend, they're uh.

- Jones.

- Really?

That's unusual.

- What?

- Your names.

Tom Jones.

- It's not unusual.

(laughing)

(It's Not Unusual)

- What are your legs in atrophy?

I can pump iron with my
two 64 year old sisters.

When Leo was a young
lad like yourselves

he would of knocked
twice as fast.

He took varsity
state as a freshman.

Had a full ride to ISU

when he became number one.

They're just kids.

Why when I was you're age.

I could lift a couchful
of these punks.

You think you've
got a spit of worth?

You aint got nothing.

Is that really all you can do?

Cause I thought
you were the champ.

Maybe I was mistaken.

Leon's been decorated more
times than a Christmas tree.

- All this stuff is old.

- Yeah well we all get old.

Even Leo.

(shouts)

(goofy circus music)

(shouting)

- Darkness is just
pouncing on Alex.

This looks frightening.

- I don't like this.

I don't like nothing
about it now.

(tense dramatic music)

Oh man.

- The animals down, the
animals down, Smiley.

Man and this is the fighter

that ended the
longest winning streak

of any classic fighter,
Leo the blue lion

and now Animal Babe
is down for the count.

Paramedics coming into.

Yeah the paramedics are on her.

She's not moving,
she's not moving.

Oh I'm telling you
man, this Darkness.

Somebody needs to
straighten the Darkness out.

- There's a new king and
his name is Darkness.

I take everyone.

- It's been confirmed,
ladies and gentlemen.

WWWT fighter the Animal Babe

has been hospitalized
and she is in a coma.

Its true.

Given her match with the
now infamous The Darkness.

- I don't like that.

I don't like the dark.

- Retirement catches
us all off guard.

But embracing true
adulthood can lead

us in the richest stage of life.

Consider Gandruski Meadows.

20 beautiful acres
of wooded paradise.

18 hole miniature golf course.

Free all you can eat.

- Sal, great to hear from you.

Shut the hell up, Flora.

Sal hi, listen I've
got some good news.

I've got some news.

Listen Sal I can't
wait to tell ya.

I'm retiring, you won't have
to worry about me anymore.

(shouts)

- Fellas, are you getting
a little on top out there?

Is your hair thinning?

Getting on in years?

You're feeling like
you're being laughed

at the club or as you
walk down the street

or as you get off the bus?

Let me tell you about.

- What?
- Flora.

I need Sal, he there?

- [Flora] What do you need Leo?

- I'd really prefer Sal,

it's a private matter.

- [Flora]Really Leo?

- Just tell him
there's something

I need to talk to him about

and tell him its important.

- Heres how it works.

(crying)

(door bell rings)

- I took him in on Tuesday
to see the cardiologist,

he's had trouble with his heart

ever since a high
fever when he was four.

They said the likelihood
of complications

is really rare

but his heart got bad anyway.

He's already survived
two heart attacks

and open heart surgery.

Maybe if we win the lotto
we might break even.

He's been taking all
these blood thinners.

They're supposed to help

but that test that he took,

it shows all these blockages

and this time they're
in all the wrong places.

They can't fix it
with surgery, Leo

and he's probably gonna
have another heart attack.

I don't think.

He's not going to.

(dramatic music)

(soft upbeat pop music)

- Hi, Leo.

- Hey, Tommy.

- What's wrong?

- Oh nothing I needed
to tell you something.

- [Tommy] About wrestling?

- Yeah.

- Blue lion, do you
ever get scared?

- Yeah.

- You scared of the Darkness?

- I don't know.

Yeah I guess.

- I'm scared too.

- Of what.

- Well what if you
don't beat the Darkness?

- Why are you
worried about that?

- I don't know, I just am.

- You can tell me.

- I don't doubt you.

You are the best in three states

but sometimes I feel
like if you can beat

the Darkness then my
dreams will come true.

I want to be the next blue lion.

- You do?

- Yeah, you're the greatest.

I want to be great too.

I want to get in the ring

and pull a somersault
and knuckle buster

but mom says I'm in no
condition for wrestling.

- I just know if you
believe in something enough

it will happen.

- Then there's no reason
to fear the Darkness,

you'll destroy him.

- Tommy.

- Yeah?

- Hurry up and get back
in they gym when you can.

Everett says he
really needs you.

- Tell him I'll be there.

- Alright.

(tense instrumental music)

- Flora really likes the color.

- It's lovely.

- Listen Leo, I haven
talked to Flora yet

but I'm looking to get you

in the ring with Clive Temples.

The Darkness.

There's lots of guys that
can't stand the brute.

In fact, I can't get
anybody to face him.

I need a real champion, Leo.

- The Darkness, but what
about that coma thing?

I thought that'd be a problem.

- No problem, no problem.

I mean accidents
happen, people get hurt.

This is wrestling,
not patty cakes.

Its what we have insurance
companies for, Leo.

- I don't know, Sal.

- You'll make more than usual.

Stands will be full.

- I'm not sure.

I haven't been doing so well.

I got this back thing.

- Look Leo, you're
on your way out.

Don't you want to
go out with a bang?

Go out by some monster champ

instead of some midget.

- Isn't there someone else?

(phone rings)

- You're scared, aren't ya?

- I got to take this.

Alex?

- We wanted to thank
you for being a friend

and we wanted to let you know

that our specialist
notified us today

that Tommy's at
the top of the list

for a heart transplant.

Last week they said
it would be long shot

but when the committee
reviewed his case,

they decided he should
be given top priority.

- I'm getting a new heart.

You were right, you're
gonna mess him up.

(roars)

(roars)

(laughs)

- And welcome back.

As promised, we're here with

the mysterious over night
sensation The Darkness.

- You know Darkness, back
in the day when I was--

- Well it's changed.

- Bro, totally.

You're the best I knew
you'd fight the darkness.

I knew it.

(gasps)

- [Darkness] It is time to
put fear back into the ring.

- Well you know
what, fear excites me

and back in the day when I was--

- You know, I'm not
trying to put these kids

in the hospital
it's just happening.

- Tommy had some
chest pain today

but all of our tests
show that he did

not have a heart attack.

- Oh thank god.

So he's going to be okay?

- Well he's okay for now

but his condition is
still very fragile.

Now sometimes this temporary
situation like today

won't cause any further
damage but it's hard

to predict when these vessels

will completely close off.

- Which is why we're going
to get a heart transplant.

That's why he's at the
top of the list, right?

- Well medially speaking
he is at the top

of the list but you have
to address these problems

with your insurance.

They have not approved
the procedure, Alex.

Without their approval
or some arrangement

for how this will be financed,

committee won't
give the next heart

to Tommy, it will
go to someone else.

(tense mechanical music)

- They won't cover it.

Most insurance companies
don't cover heart problems.

We can't switch to one that does

because its a
preexisting condition.

It's not cheap.

I've already talked
to everyone I can.

The hospitals willing to reduce

the cost significantly

but we already owe so much

and it's still a lot.

- How much?

You mentioned something
about extra money,

fight the Darkness?

- I talked to Flora
and she's against it.

- Hey you need a wrestler

and I'll do it for 250,000.

(laughing)

- 200 and?

I was worried maybe
you wanted a million.

I was thinking more like 200.

Besides, Leo you were
right to decline.

These new guys are killing
each other out there.

You wouldn't last.

Besides Flora says.

- I need the money, Sal.

- I aint got it.

You know, I got this
business to run.

Besides, Flora wouldn't approve.

- Maybe you should
get an accountant,

help balance the checkbook.

(door bell rings)

- Enter!

Take off your shoes.

- It's really awkward
to ask you this,

its just I don't know
who else to talk to,

I don't know who else I can ask.

You know about Tommy.

Well you see he
needs a new heart,

a heart transplant.

It's a cure he won't
be sick anymore.

- That's wonderful, Alex.

- That's great.

- But the thing is
is our insurance,

they won't cover it and
we already owe so much,

we can't get the financing.

- How can you be so
sure that it will work?

- It will work.

- They don't always work.

- John, I need the money
for Tommy's transplant.

His condition is terminal
if he doesn't get it.

Please, I'm asking you
as a friend to consider

helping Tommy.

Think of Jones, if it were him.

- Alex, we can't help
every sick child.

- Every sick child?

This isn't every sick
child, this is Tommy.

You know him.

- I think Henry
needs to go pee pee.

- Look, we're just a
little bit financed

out right now, Alex.

You know, with the
way the economy is.

- Look, I'm sorry to bother you.

(somber horn music)

- Mr. Camp can see you now.

- Mrs. Randall, come in please.

Come in, sit down please.

Alright, what can I do for ya?

- My son needs a
heart transplant.

He's such a good boy.

- Mrs. Randall, I'm
sorry, I appreciate

your dilemma, I do

but the procedure
that you're asking us

to endorse and pay for
isn't part of our coverage.

Insurance companies,
they can't endorse

a procedure that will be a
liability to the company.

- The hospital has
approved the costs,

I can bring in
all the paperwork.

- I know, Mrs.
Randall, I'm sorry,

my hands are tied.

I wish there was
something that I could do.

- No Mr. Camp, you
can do something

and you can start by listening.

- Please I don't want to
have to call security.

- You hide behind your
stupid striped tie

and your paperwork.

You treat people like they're
nothing, like they're nothing.

- Alright, alright, okay.

- Alex!

(shouting)

- Security.

(shouting)

Please.

(crying)

(somber instrumental music)

- You know, I've been
thinking about this fight

with the Darkness.

You've probably
got the advantage

cause you're older and
probably a lot smarter.

I think you've got
the experience.

- Thanks.

I don't know about
that fight, you know?

- Yeah, I know.

But I've heard it
said that you believe

in something enough,
you can make it happen.

- Oh you have?

- Yeah.

(somber instrumental music)

- [Sal] Hello?

- Sal?

- [Sal] Leo.

- Listen, I'm gonna retire

and I want you to grab
me one last favor.

Look Sal, I can't
go out like this.

I go out losing that's fine

but I'm gonna go
out to the best.

Put me in the ring
with the Darkness

for my final fight

and I'll walk away
from this in peace.

- Well.

- Please Sal, for Teddy.

- Oh we'll probably
sell more seats.

Clive was supposed to
wrestle the Diamond.

This is the last time.

You swear to me,
you're done after this?

- I swear.

(fanfare music)

- It's to be the last match.

Classic wrestler
Leo the blue lion.

It has gotten many
people thinking

how can the federation
allow a fighter

of Leo (mumble) in the same ring

as a man who's so dangerous,

his last three opponents
went to the hospital.

- That's.

It's apples and
oranges is what it is.

- What is it a revival of
Roman gladiator fighting

with the crowd
chanting uncontrollably

for another bloody battle.

- No what it is is putting,

you're putting an
old school wrestler

in there with a new school.

You're putting a lion.

- There's no question,
there's no question

that things are
looking grim for Leo

who's about to face the toughest

opponent in his 15 year career.

- I don't know how
to feel about this.

- Heres to you, Leo.

You owe me another.

(fanfare music)

- So this is your
last fight, huh?

- Yeah.

- Its too bad, just when
you were getting popular.

(energetic drum music)

(soft upbeat pop rock music)

- I told you he was done.

You two go behind my back.

You let him cheat
our relationship.

What is this gonna
be what's it like

when we're married?

- Flora.

- Don't even talk.

- Why the hell do I bother
to fill out the monthlies

if you aren't gonna read them?

I told Leo
specifically he was not

to wrestle any of the new guys,

especially Clive Temples.

All those years
of heavy drinking,

repeated head trauma.

He's got the same risk
factor as an 80 year old.

You know what a
subdermal hematoma is?

Even with mild trauma,

one powerful blow Leon
Herman's big stupid head

and that could be it, boom.

He gets nauseated,
things get blurry,

starts to black out then
he goes into a coma.

You can use your
imagination from there.

- What's the risk?

- High.

I explained that
to Leo in detail

cause I knew you wouldn't
read the damn chart.

I made him repeat it back to me.

Why do you think he's
at such a high premium?

(tense pop rock music)

- Leo the blue lion?

- Alex.

Where's Tommy?

- He's coming.

- Everything alright?

- Yeah he's had a good week.

- How bout you?

- I'm alright.

Little confused I guess.

The thing is, when
Tommy's father left

I swore Id never fall for
another wrestler again.

- Tommy's father was a wrestler?

- Yeah it was weekend thing.

But he was, he believed in it.

He was convinced in
his own greatness.

That's how I thought
all wrestlers were.

- You were right.

- Well what about you?

- I was convinced of
my own greatness too.

- But you are great.

You spend time with
children who need you.

You mace bullies, go
to be birthday parties,

beat up insurance
office security guards,

what else does a great man do?

(laughs)

- Bro, totally.

I knew it, I knew you'd
fight the Darkness.

My mom said you might
not but I knew you would.

- Tommy?

- You're gonna beat
him, mess him up.

Twist him into an arm pretzel.

- Tommy?

Call an ambulance.

- [Leo] Everett, an ambulance.

- You have to beat him, Leo.

(somber indie rock music)

- After the match.

(crying)

- And here comes the blue lion,

former WWWT champion
entering the ring

for the last time

and this is after an
incredible career.

His legacy stretching 112.

- 112.

- 112 championship
victories in a row.

I don't think that
will ever be equaled

and it was almost a
death of this federation

because some can
say that the fights

were getting sloppy.

The fighters were
getting overweight,

you can even say some
of them look staged.

(crowd chanting Darkness)

- I think we all know
how this is gonna end up.

- Well I hate to say it, Smiley

but I think you might be right.

- Darkness is here.

(tense rock music)

- Hey be careful.

The league will be far
less accomodation to you

if someone dies on your watch.

- I'll try not to kill him.

- Take your corners.

- I think we know
what's gonna happen.

- Oh boy, here we go folks.

- Get up, Leo.

(grunting)

- Oh my goodness,
that is a beating.

He's taking it.

- Yeah but he takes
a heck of a punch.

- [Darkness] Stay on your feet.

Get on your feet
for the Darkness.

- Are we good?

- Come on, Leo get up.

(goofy music)

That's right.

- This Darkness,
he's unbelievable.

- So is Leo.

Leo is really great.

Look at him climbing
up the ropes like that.

You tell me what
fighter (mumbles).

He knows he's got him.

(overlapping shouting)

(grunting)

Man what a hit.

Oh you son of a.

- Break it up, that's it.

(overlapping shouting)

- Oh go Lion go.

Oh here we go, Leo.

- That's a champion.

That's why he's
got 112 victories.

Get up, Leo.

Leo, Leo, Leo.

- Stay down, you don't need

to do anymore of
this, that's enough.

Leo the lion has proven
that he has a heart.

- You piece of.

- You want to see it?

Time to say goodnight, Leo.

- In the face,
look at the chair.

Oh man.

I never saw a fighter
take a hit like that.

- Leo, can you hear me?

(machine beeping)

- Folks, we think Leo's

probably not right sitting here.

(shouting)

Look, he's telling
him to come on.

He's saying come on, Darkness.

Look the Darkness
can't even believe it.

What's he doing now?

He's taking off his shirt.

- He's taking his
straps off, baby.

- Fancy pants?

- Fancy, fancy.

- Listen to the crowd,
they're going nuts.

(chanting Fancy Pants)

(overlapping shouting)

- Come on Fancypants,
you can do it buddy.

(cheering)

- That's right!

(machines beeping)

(coughing)

- That, ladies and
gentlemen, was a fight.

- Thank god, Leo.

What are you trying
to do, kill yourself?

- [Leo] I'm still alive?

(shouts)

- Thank goodness.

- What the hell was that?

I told you never to talk to Sal
without talking to me, never

what you don't
think I got it in me

to keep my word?

(somber piano music)

- [Leo Voiceover] I did it.

- Leo?

(soft guitar music)

- Did he win?

What's that?

- Okay are we ready?

Okay you're gonna count
down from 10 okay?

10, nine eight seven six.

He's out.

Okay scalpel.

Let's do this.

(soft somber indie rock music)

- The blue lion he won?

- He won.

(machines beeping)

(soft rock music)

- Leo was more than
just a wrestler.

He was a friend.

He was an icon.

He was...

- About this tall
about that wide.

- He had a real knack
for pissing me off

but he was...

- Over rated really but
that's not to say he wasn't...

- An honorable man,
good and kind and...

- Like a son to me.

Despite that...

- I didn't really know him

but from what I hear he was...

- Totally sweet,
super awesome and...

- A real hero.

- It was almost like a father.

(goofy circus music)

First things first,

if you want to have fancy pants

you have to learn how to growl.

Heres how it works.

(roaring)

Okay now you try.

(growling)

It's a rough start
but you'll get there.

Everett, show us the way.

- Everybody jumping
jacks, spread out.

Ready, one two three.

One, one,

you kids think you're something?

(goofy circus music)