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Listen closely.
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I've got less than a minute to
tell you what you need to know.
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Put your phones away
and pay attention.
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Or you could end up
as someone's dinner.
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All of this is classified.
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Well, I guess it was,
until now.
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Isolated cases of a zombie virus
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started popping up
around the country.
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Yup. Zombies.
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A small covert agency was
formed to quietly contain it...
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By any means necessary.
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Literally.
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I was recruited,
along with others like me,
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because of our...
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I guess you could say,
special skills.
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More on me later.
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We still don't know
much about the virus,
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or how it started.
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All we do know is
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it turns people into zombie
freaks who eat all of your organs.
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Even the nasty,
ugly ones.
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Ew. Yuck.
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And for all of you who
can't keep it in your pants,
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use protection.
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Because it's transmitted
through sex.
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Damn! You're sexy.
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I can't believe I'm hooking up
with the hottest girl in school.
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I'm all yours, Jake Stephens.
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What do you want to do to me?
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I really wanna eat you.
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Touchdown.
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Wait! Are you biting me?
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Sorry.
Am I doing this wrong?
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I wish I could say this
was the most disturbing thing
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to happen to me today.
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But it isn't even close.
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Don't stop now.
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You were about to get to
second base with your pillow.
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Nope.
That isn't it either.
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What are you doing in my room?
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Gross.
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Need your morning medicine?
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You want a hit?
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You're a great role model.
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Hi, Daddy.
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I was helping Jake get up.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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You know that career aptitude
test you took this week?
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Yeah, Adam made his sheet
look like a vagina.
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His parents must be proud.
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Well, the results came in.
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How'd I do?
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You failed.
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Failed a career test?
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You're the first person in
the history of the test to do it.
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And you thought
Adam's parents were proud.
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I'm serious, Jake.
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It's not just the test.
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The vice principal said
you show no interest
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or appear to be
engaged in anything.
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That's not true.
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I have interests.
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Like what?
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You know that's not what
eating her out means, right?
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Yeah.
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I don't think you do.
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Poor dream Amanda.
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As if hooking up with you
wasn't bad enough.
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What are you guys talking about?
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How Jake can't even dream about
nailing Amanda without fucking it up.
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I could.
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What the hell does she
see in Chazz Slade?
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I mean, you only
don't like him 'cause
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he's always shoving your
head in the toilet.
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Yeah,
obviously that's why I don't like him.
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Hey!
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What the fuck
are you staring at?
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Me? I wasn't staring. Me
and my friends were just...
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Just trying to get
my locker to...
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It never opens.
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Get to it and stop
eye fucking my girl.
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I'm not your girl anymore.
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Your locker, huh?
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Hey, you know I, uh...
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I really dug your speech
in class this morning.
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The only time I said anything
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was when I asked to
go see the nurse
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because my stomach hurt.
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That's the one.
I, um...
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My stomach's been hurting, too,
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so it really spoke to me.
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How's this for a speech?
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Let him go!
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Ugh!
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Nice chatting with you,
Chazz. See you in class.
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Thanks for bailing on me.
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Check out Fernandez.
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He cut holes in his pocket
so he can jerk off in class.
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Kid's a fucking genius.
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Good morning, students.
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Today in class we're
gonna be watching a movie.
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Superbad.
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Yeah!
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No, no.
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We're gonna watch a film
on the dangers of unsafe sex.
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- We're gonna see some titties? MR.
- Now, come on.
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This is mandated
by the U.S. government
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for every grade level.
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So it's my civic duty to insist
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that you all pay attention.
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Try to learn something.
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I'm so not in the mood
to watch this.
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Why not?
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You went bareback with that punker
chick from Landmines the other night.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Oh, no!
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I poured Listerine on
my junk when I got home.
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It kills all the germs.
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Right?
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How does that feel?
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Mr. DeCarlo.
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You have something you wanna
share with the rest of the class?
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Jake does.
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Why don't you tell
everyone the story about
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stuffing your unwrapped hot
dog in that girl's dirty buns?
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Okay, okay. Come on,
come on. Grow up.
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After this film,
there's gonna be a pop quiz
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on why that joke's not funny.
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Okay?
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Keep your thinking caps on.
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Dude, not cool.
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- You really think I got something from her?
- Shh. Pay attention.
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Meet your average teenage boy.
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That band sucked.
Am I right?
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I'm drunk
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and bored.
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He thinks
he's going to get lucky.
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But there's a price to pay
for a few seconds of pleasure.
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This is the story of...
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Jake's mistake.
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Of course his name is Jake.
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What was in that
weed I smoked this morning?
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Jake's just met
a sexual wildcat on the prowl.
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We'll call her Mazzy.
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Have you got a condom?
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Mazzy says she doesn't
believe in condoms.
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And Jake doesn't believe in saying no
to anyone willing to have sex with him.
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Sure it feels good now.
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Really good.
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So good.
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But I bet Jake won't
feel so good the next day
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when he looks down
his pants and sees this.
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Don't be like Jake.
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What the fuck's wrong with him?
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Oh, he's convinced that Mazzy girl
from STD University gave him AIDS.
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What were you supposed
to do? Not have sex with her?
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Was that an option?
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I'd be more worried
about knocking her up.
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At least pregnancy
is an easy fix.
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I mean, anyone that let
Jake nail her has probably got
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a "buy two and get one free"
punch card at the abortion clinic.
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Oh, fuck. Here comes
Head-Cam Harold.
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Have you seen Mr. Robot?
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She's missing.
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What's with all
the missing dogs lately?
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Have you seen Mr. Robot?
She's missing.
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It's called Itty Bitty Twitty.
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It's like Twitter's
adorbs little baby.
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But instead of 140 characters,
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you only get 20.
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Cuts out all
the boring small talk.
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What do you think,
Amanda?
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You want to be on the
Itty Bitty Twitty Committee?
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That's the worst idea
I've ever heard.
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People don't use Twitter
for small talk.
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They use it for, like,
important statements and stuff.
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A simple no
would have been fine.
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I'm sorry.
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I haven't been feeling well.
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I can tell.
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You look terrible.
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Think those two ever hook up?
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Of course.
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Why else would you join
the cheerleaders, right?
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You know, that shit
doesn't happen in real life.
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Right?
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Wanna bet?
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I'd love to say this was
another dream or hallucination,
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but this was really happening.
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And if Amanda Blake
was doing it,
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who was I to say no?
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Come on, come on,
we got to get out of here!
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And that's when it happened.
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Dude, what's wrong
with your face?
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For the record,
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this is the most disturbing
thing that happened today.
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Hello again.
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You've seen a couple of
teenagers eat a bunch of people
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and make a big,
bloody mess.
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Finally, it's my time
to enter the picture.
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Remember the whole secret
government agency thing?
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Well, here we go.
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Hmm. Meatloaf.
Gross.
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Must be weird
to be back in high school.
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Hmm. Mine had way fewer corpses.
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Tom's my partner.
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He acts super serious
all the time,
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because he thinks
we're saving humanity.
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I guess we kind of are.
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Reevaluating hunting
necrotics as your career choice.
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I mean, the government
gave me a choice.
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This or jury duty.
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So I went with hunting necros.
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We like to call
zombies necrotics,
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because it makes us
sound smarter.
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Highest body count
we've ever had.
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Hey, is that an honor student,
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or an eggplant parmesan
in a crew neck?
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Quit being morbid and get a handle on this,
all right?
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He's not always such
a Debbie Downer.
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Hey, we kinda look
like twins, don't we?
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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Think she got a video?
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Make our job easier.
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Let's see.
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Yeah.
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Looks like we're doing it
the old-fashioned way.
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What's her fucking problem?
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Itty Bitty Twitty
is a great idea.
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Better than Gone Pom,
her pompom tracking app.
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Who am I kidding?
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That idea was awesome.
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She's awesome.
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Oh, my God.
Is she trying to kiss me?
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I... didn't know Amanda was...
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There were two of them.
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At least we know
why he was so hungry.
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Yeah, we should put out an APB to
every 7-Eleven and taco truck in the area.
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Sorry, Adam.
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Funny, tasty son of a bitch.
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"Funny, tasty son of a bitch."
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What was that?
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Uh, nothing.
Uh, I made a connection.
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Hopefully they're
still together.
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They can be easier to track.
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Let's go kill some necros.
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I can't really explain it,
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but I didn't get the typical
necro vibe from Jake.
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Maybe it's because
he was my age, or...
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Or maybe I was getting a
psychic high from his vaporizer.
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But, look,
whatever it was,
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he felt less like a monster,
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and more like someone I might
have been friends with in high school.
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Too bad he had to die.
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Jake.
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Jake!
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Jake! Wake up!
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Holy shit.
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Am I dreaming again?
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What the fuck!
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What happened?
262
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,287
You don't remember?
263
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,165
I remember you kissing
Cindy Flemming.
264
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,959
You guys like
a couple now, or...
265
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,503
I wasn't kissing her.
266
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,421
Okay, I think I passed out.
267
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,840
'Cause I had this
really freaky dream.
268
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,217
It wasn't a dream.
269
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,094
We ate our friends.
270
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,973
Look, there's no way
we ate our friends.
271
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,100
That just doesn't happen.
272
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,186
Then how do you explain the fact
that we're both covered in blood?
273
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,270
Hmm?
274
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,730
Or that dead guy over there?
275
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,151
Do you need more proof?
276
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,114
Kinda.
277
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,244
This was on the ground
next to you.
278
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,062
You probably could have
led with this.
279
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,210
We're fucking zombies.
280
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,214
- What?
- Mmm-hmm.
281
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,676
The only person that believes
in zombies is my crazy brother.
282
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,221
And he also believes
that aliens sank the Titanic.
283
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:59,183
Whoa. So the alien spaceship
made of ice or something? Or how...
284
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,935
Okay, fine.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
285
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,353
Then how would you explain it?
286
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,771
I don't know.
287
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,482
We need to get out of here.
288
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,817
Where are we going?
289
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,236
We're covered in blood
right next to a dead guy!
290
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,487
That's a good point.
291
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,530
Ugh!
292
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,244
I didn't know
you took auto shop.
293
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,966
My dad taught me this.
294
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,169
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
295
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,178
This is kind of a mom car.
296
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,763
Can we steal a sports car
or something?
297
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,389
We need to go, now.
298
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,766
All right, fine.
But I'm driving.
299
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,563
Well, this
shouldn't be too hard.
300
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,273
He doesn't seem all that smart.
301
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,192
Kinda goofy actually.
302
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,129
You know that kid in school,
always made jokes, never gave a shit?
303
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,612
Hey!
304
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,364
I'm sorry. I know. Rule one,
never humanize the target.
305
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,491
What's that?
306
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,159
It's a stick shift,
you idiot!
307
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,292
He just ate.
So his heart's beating again.
308
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,919
He'll get hungry again soon.
309
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,004
Then he won't seem
so fucking human.
310
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,631
Should we call for backup?
311
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,484
After their all-you-can-eat
lunchroom orgy?
312
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,598
I'm not taking any chances.
313
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,341
Whoa, whoa, Officer.
Don't shoot.
314
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,890
I said don't shoot, asshole.
315
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,435
No wonder nobody likes cops.
316
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,670
Ow!
317
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,673
Ah!
318
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,679
You all right?
319
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,723
Whoa!
320
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,105
Ow!
321
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:55,731
You okay?
322
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,870
Why isn't he eating
my spleen right now?
323
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,324
Uh... Yeah.
324
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,075
You?
325
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,494
It's bad, huh?
326
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,125
Uh, um...
327
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,338
There.
328
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,924
No one will notice.
329
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,760
That's right. I'm fixing the
hoodie of a flesh-eating cannibal.
330
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,762
But he asked if I was okay.
331
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,722
Boys who are alive
never ask if I'm okay.
332
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:35,137
Put your eye back in your
head and get in the goddamn car.
333
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,445
Come on!
334
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,239
We're here to help you.
335
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,210
How does it look?
336
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,419
Not bionic,
337
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,296
but fine otherwise.
338
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,090
- You?
- Don't worry about me.
339
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,800
We need to shut this down fast.
340
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,162
I heard they're
sending Alastaire.
341
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,014
In training we called him
Creepy Mr. Bowtie.
342
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,683
Don't ever let him
hear you say that.
343
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,645
Still no luck tracking them?
344
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,690
No, the force is no longer
strong with Darth Vaper.
345
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,961
I lost the connection and there
was nothing at the parking lot.
346
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,235
And no idea who helped them?
347
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,403
Not a clue.
348
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,617
He, um...
He talked to me.
349
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,785
Who did?
350
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,453
The boy necro.
351
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,936
I mean, this is the first time
I've ever been so close to one.
352
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,791
He even kind of smiled.
353
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,194
Probably because
he saw his dinner.
354
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,421
What the hell you thinking?
355
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,743
You know what
they're capable of.
356
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:41,716
I'm sorry, I...
357
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,343
Come on. We got a full night
of Incident Management.
358
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,012
Incident Management?
359
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,573
Why don't they just
call it what it is?
360
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,056
Brainwashing.
361
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,725
Oh, you think they'd
prefer to remember?
362
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,836
You look amazing.
363
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,840
I mean, you're...
You're healed.
364
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,842
Like, two eyes and everything.
365
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,095
You, too.
366
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,058
Motherfucker, I'm Wolverine!
367
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,852
He's one of the X-Men.
He has healing powers.
368
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,687
I know who Wolverine is.
369
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,564
I had a huge crush on him
in Les Mis.
370
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,524
Maybe you're right.
371
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,526
Maybe we're not zombies.
372
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,945
Maybe we're some superheroes.
373
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:47,073
Superheroes don't
eat their friends.
374
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,658
Do you remember how we got here?
375
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,912
Yeah. I think a couple
of lesbians brought us.
376
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:54,955
How do you know
they were lesbians?
377
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:56,582
One of them was
carrying a wrench.
378
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,584
You're an idiot.
379
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,464
Either of you fucking noobs
try anything shady,
380
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,443
I will not hesitate to put
an arrow through your brain.
381
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,844
And believe me,
you won't get up from that.
382
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,097
I'm Summer and this is Grace.
383
00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:12,473
Uh...
384
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,475
Oh,
good. You found the clothing I left you.
385
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,227
Um, and these should fit you.
386
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:18,104
Thanks.
387
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:20,314
I am so sorry for the way
everything was handled.
388
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,609
But thankfully we got to you
before it was too late.
389
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,987
I think it's a sign that the
universe is protecting you.
390
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,198
Or we heard about
the attack on our scanner
391
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,283
and found you before
the NCD finished the job.
392
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,787
The Necrotic Control Division.
393
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,497
They hunt down people like us.
394
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,042
Anyone infected with
the zombie virus.
395
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,420
So it's true?
396
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:43,629
We're zombies?
397
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,048
- We all are.
- Yes!
398
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,301
It's caused by a virus?
399
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,762
How did I get it?
Nobody bit me.
400
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,598
It's transmitted through sex.
401
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,892
- So you can thank him.
- I wish.
402
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,602
Is your boyfriend retarded?
403
00:23:58,645 --> 00:23:59,645
He's not my boyfriend.
404
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,606
I got it from somebody else.
405
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:05,128
You corrected her on that, but you
didn't correct her about the retarded part.
406
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,027
We're not zombies now.
407
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:09,530
What makes us freak out
and eat people?
408
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,158
Anything that
gets your adrenaline going.
409
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,035
Hunger and fear
are the usual triggers.
410
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:18,289
Among other things.
411
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:19,331
Wrench.
412
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:20,958
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
413
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,419
So eating people
makes it go away?
414
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,422
Not away,
more like into remission.
415
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,591
Well, if it's a virus,
there's got to be a cure.
416
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,217
Right?
417
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,345
So that's it?
418
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:36,891
It just comes and goes
like herpes of the undead?
419
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,519
That's one way of putting it.
420
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:43,647
You're both
welcome to stay here for the night.
421
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:46,859
We have TV, blankets
and pillows,
422
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:50,821
and help yourself to more rodents
if you feel yourself starting to turn.
423
00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:53,824
It's not the same
as eating people,
424
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,707
but it will keep you
from changing for a while.
425
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,828
Thank you.
426
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,111
See you in the morning.
427
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,709
- You're lucky.
- I feel lucky.
428
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,632
Okay, can we take a minute
to acknowledge the fact
429
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:12,009
that I was right about the
zombies and the lesbians?
430
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,678
Congratulations.
431
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:15,721
Are you happy now?
432
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:18,682
No.
433
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:41,664
Right this way.
434
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:42,748
When can I go home?
435
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,500
Soon.
436
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,663
We just need to talk to you
about what happened today.
437
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,420
Okay.
438
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:50,214
But it all happened so fast.
439
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,737
You probably think
that going into people's minds
440
00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:56,845
is an invasion of
privacy or something.
441
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,181
But 99% of what I see
442
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,183
these kids have already
posted on Instagram.
443
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,770
The surface thoughts
are the easiest.
444
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:10,359
Why is this weird
girl staring at me?
445
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,821
Why is she dressed like she's
in a Miss Hot Janitor Contest?
446
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:16,282
And typically the most useless.
447
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:17,552
Luckily, the attack
just happened,
448
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,256
so the memory shouldn't
be buried too deep.
449
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,663
The next step is
to manipulate her memory.
450
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,795
A zombie outbreak would
cause mass panic.
451
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:30,838
But...
452
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:35,092
a school shooting?
453
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:38,971
Very sadly, just another
mundane America.
454
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,741
Another high
school shooting occurred this month...
455
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,349
That's bullshit.
456
00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:44,727
They used my
junior high picture?
457
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:47,229
Amanda Blake,
frustrated popular girl,
458
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,441
and her secret unpopular
boy toy Jacob Stephens,
459
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:52,568
hatched a plan to get
revenge on a school
460
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,570
that never took them seriously.
461
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,071
Guns bought on the Internet,
462
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,865
a cold-blooded killing spree,
463
00:26:57,907 --> 00:26:59,116
a cowardly escape.
464
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,745
I am not that unpopular,
all right?
465
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:03,871
I have friends.
466
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:06,165
Or had friends.
467
00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:08,083
And you, my boy toy?
468
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,544
Oh, now they've
really gone too far.
469
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:13,714
According to authorities,
the two suspects are now in custody.
470
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:16,550
Wait, why do they want
people to think they caught us?
471
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,719
The people chasing us
weren't trying to catch us.
472
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,012
They were trying to kill us.
473
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,134
I don't think that girl was.
474
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,308
What girl?
475
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,351
The one who looked like
a cuter Ripley from Aliens.
476
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,940
Anyway, this reeks
of a cover-up.
477
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:34,777
My brother was right.
478
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,279
It's horrible.
479
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,365
I can't believe
my son was involved.
480
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,742
Thanks, Dad.
481
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,411
He's just not smart enough
to plan something like this.
482
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:46,246
Or anything.
483
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:47,998
Thanks, Dad.
484
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:51,710
You know, I think maybe
you're a little bit smarter
485
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,921
than what your dad
gives you credit for.
486
00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:56,340
That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
487
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,133
Not fair.
488
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,551
I always thought you were funny.
489
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,471
You thought about me?
490
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,432
We've gone to school
together for four years.
491
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:08,018
I can't help but think
about you from time to time.
492
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:10,854
So, um,
what do you think?
493
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,566
That you were funny.
494
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:17,736
I literally just told you that.
495
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,349
I know you've
been through a lot,
496
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,053
but I just need to ask you
a few questions.
497
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,669
I understand you were
dating Amanda Blake.
498
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,754
I am dating her.
499
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,464
Do you have a problem with that?
500
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,402
Were you aware of her
relationship with Jake Stephens?
501
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:41,510
There's no way
she was fucking that geek.
502
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,636
I didn't know Amanda,
503
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:43,762
but this jersey with a head
504
00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:45,639
seemed more her type than Jake.
505
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:48,225
Shit. Why am I thinking
about Jake?
506
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,686
Focus, Cass.
507
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,772
Okay, Chazz, what brilliant
thoughts have you got for me?
508
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,007
This guy better
stop lying about Amanda,
509
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:04,825
or I'll eat him!
510
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:07,870
Tom, look out!
511
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,706
Stop!
512
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,718
Well, that was new.
513
00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:32,102
Tom?
514
00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:39,234
No, Tom is getting patched up.
He's gonna be fine.
515
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,111
Hello, Cassandra.
516
00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:42,529
Do you remember me?
517
00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,698
Creepy Mr. Bowtie.
518
00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:48,118
- Yes, sir.
- Please, call me Alastaire.
519
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:51,163
It was very impressive
what you did back there.
520
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,081
You've come a long way
since your training.
521
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,750
I don't even know what I did.
522
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:59,922
Oh, it feels like someone drove
an ice pick through my skull.
523
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:02,800
Don't worry,
it gets easier.
524
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,719
You know,
most telepaths take years
525
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:08,514
to develop
cogno manipulative skills.
526
00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:11,934
To do what you did with
a necrotic at your age...
527
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,522
You've got a very bright
future ahead of you at NCD.
528
00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:18,565
- Is Chazz dead?
- No.
529
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,401
Thanks to you,
he's preserved for study.
530
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,579
Do you know where
the other two necrotics are?
531
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,099
Since you're the one
who made the connection,
532
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:35,843
you're the only one
who can track them down.
533
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,335
Think you can handle that?
534
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:40,498
Yes, sir. I just need something
that belonged to them.
535
00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:45,342
I've got one of his books.
536
00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:47,886
- Now?
- Mmm-hmm.
537
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:56,353
You know, this should
gross me out,
538
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,522
but it looks delicious.
539
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,107
I know what you mean.
540
00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:01,627
Like,
I know you're holding a rat right now,
541
00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:04,152
but all I see
is a nacho with a tail.
542
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:06,738
Wouldn't picturing
a gummy rat make more sense?
543
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:07,865
Eh, never liked those.
544
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:09,408
Made me feel like
I was eating a rat.
545
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,976
Its squeals for help are,
kind of, killing my appetite.
546
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,375
Hmm.
547
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,882
Whoa!
548
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,722
Um, I couldn't find them.
549
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,641
I don't think he ever used this.
550
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:17,434
I see.
551
00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:22,105
Let's try tomorrow.
552
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:24,293
Perhaps we'll find something
that's more important to him.
553
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,484
Meanwhile, you rest up.
554
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,411
Oh, that's so sweet.
555
00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:40,867
Morning, sleepy head.
556
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,752
Summer was just about to tell me
557
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,712
how she and Grace met.
558
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,465
We met right by the Iowa border.
559
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:52,094
Ah. The potato state.
How romantic.
560
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:55,764
That's Idaho, dumb-ass.
561
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,433
We had heard there
were people like us in Iowa.
562
00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,185
There were even rumors
of a cure.
563
00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:01,895
It was all bullshit.
564
00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:03,355
Not all.
565
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:07,693
There was no cure,
but there were zombies.
566
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:10,570
Only they weren't nice like us.
567
00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:11,757
My brother's
always been convinced
568
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:13,657
that Iowa was full of zombies.
569
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,785
It was awful.
Death everywhere,
570
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,704
zombie gangs killing each other
571
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,581
when NCD agents
weren't killing them.
572
00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:23,792
We were lucky
to get out with our lives.
573
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:27,129
I made Grace promise
that would never happen to us.
574
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:29,673
Since then, we've tried
to live under the radar.
575
00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:32,551
You know, just keeping
to ourselves,
576
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:35,178
eating animals
for as long as we can.
577
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:36,972
Until the hunger
gets too strong.
578
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,015
And then what?
579
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,149
Meet Franklin.
580
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:48,984
Rapist and pedophile.
581
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,582
You got a picture of the kid?
582
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,215
What was he doing?
583
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,765
Something you may have
trouble with for a while.
584
00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:19,639
Never mind.
It's all dead ends here.
585
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,183
All right, I gotta
let Alastaire know.
586
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,560
He won't be happy.
587
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,063
How's the arm?
588
00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:27,833
Still attached to my shoulder,
thanks to you.
589
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:29,524
I am so sorry.
590
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:32,235
I should have noticed the
signs of necrotization earlier.
591
00:34:32,278 --> 00:34:33,987
- I...
- I'm not complaining.
592
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,490
You saved my life, Cass.
Thank you.
593
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:38,408
Now, don't stop on my account.
594
00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:39,576
Keep looking.
595
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,792
At least my family thinks
I'm doing something important.
596
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:48,794
His family thinks
he's a monster.
597
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,962
Yeah, he ate
his best friend's stomach.
598
00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:53,840
Most necro minds are like a cold,
dark freezer,
599
00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:58,762
but Jake's is, like, bathing in a
warm fountain of melted cheese.
600
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,098
You're on a first-name
basis with the target now?
601
00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,812
It's Alastaire.
602
00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:08,457
He says he's sending a car
to pick you up.
603
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,167
He has something that'll
help you find the kid.
604
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:11,608
Okay.
605
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,612
Word of advice,
don't lie to him again.
606
00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:18,573
Do you trust him?
607
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:19,658
He wants to save the world
608
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:21,618
from being eaten by necros.
609
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,537
Imagine what'll happen
if he fails.
610
00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:29,084
Everything looks very nice.
611
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,044
It's just like Thanksgiving.
612
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:32,212
Thank you.
613
00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:33,338
Just because we're zombies
614
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,048
doesn't mean
we can't be civilized.
615
00:35:37,593 --> 00:35:39,761
Uh, I think he's trying
to say something.
616
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,266
You have made a mistake.
617
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:47,227
I volunteer
at the homeless shelter.
618
00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:49,187
I deliver pills to the elderly.
619
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,148
Huh. Then, uh...
620
00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:55,944
what is this for?
621
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,321
Wait, wait,
wait. That's your proof he's a pedophile?
622
00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:00,657
I mean, that just
makes him lame.
623
00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:06,913
Ooh, that's not good!
624
00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,124
Candy.
625
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,668
That's just stuff.
I haven't done anything!
626
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:12,855
That's what
you told the principal
627
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,462
at North Valley Middle School.
628
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:15,797
Hell yes!
629
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,841
They couldn't prove shit!
630
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:20,302
We heard.
But here's the thing,
631
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,095
we believe those kids.
632
00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:26,725
Okay, you got me!
633
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:29,686
I can't help myself!
I'm sick!
634
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:32,522
- We're sick, too.
- And hungry.
635
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:36,735
So, this one is good for scraping
the meat out from under the ribs.
636
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:38,570
And this one is great
if you want to get
637
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:41,489
to those hard-to-reach places
under the jaw.
638
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,325
Use this if you wanna
pop a spleen.
639
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:45,535
What? Let me go!
640
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,622
I know people in the police...
641
00:36:48,664 --> 00:36:50,144
That's why we don't
take out the gags.
642
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,351
All right.
643
00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:55,170
Grace!
644
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,671
Napkin!
645
00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:58,965
We're not animals.
646
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,843
Should we say something
before we dig in?
647
00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,679
Nice idea.
648
00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:09,726
Thank you, O' Lord, for this bountiful
blessing you've placed before us.
649
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:11,686
Screw it! Let's eat!
650
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,582
- Dick's all yours.
- Thank you?
651
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:41,383
Um, are you scared?
652
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,759
I'm starving!
653
00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:10,829
You wanted to see me?
654
00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:15,625
Please remember to stay
behind the yellow line.
655
00:38:29,181 --> 00:38:30,181
Chazz?
656
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:32,452
I have to thank you again
657
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:34,728
for capturing him alive.
658
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,855
I was beginning to run out
of test subjects.
659
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:39,149
Test subjects for what?
660
00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:41,818
Something I've been working on
for quite some time.
661
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,823
I call it The Pavlov.
662
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:51,161
Chazz, kneel.
663
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:57,042
You see, Cass,
we've been able to turn around
664
00:38:57,084 --> 00:39:00,337
this atrocity of a situation
to our advantage.
665
00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:04,507
As destructive as necrotics are,
666
00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:06,968
they are still basically
just like animals.
667
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:08,845
Like any animal,
they can be trained.
668
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:20,899
The Pavlov gives Chazz
a good behavior reward,
669
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:24,569
so he begins to bond with me.
670
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:27,489
His mutating DNA
develops an affinity for mine.
671
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:30,742
And then, once he's trained,
he can be used
672
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:34,871
to fight each other or,
well, whatever we want.
673
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,208
Why would you do that?
674
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:41,461
The necrotics,
they are a lost cause.
675
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:46,216
But think of a defense force
or even a labor force
676
00:39:46,258 --> 00:39:49,052
that is completely
beholden to us.
677
00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:54,599
The Stephens boy
doesn't have to die.
678
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:58,895
He can be yours
to do with as you please.
679
00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:02,732
All you have to do is
just tell me where he is.
680
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:14,911
I already told you
I don't know where he is.
681
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:20,041
That's too bad.
682
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,465
I'm sorry I have to do this,
683
00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:29,592
but I'm here to save lives.
684
00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:31,386
Have you met
Jake's sister, Kelly?
685
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,804
What's she doing here?
686
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:34,556
Everything is going to be fine.
687
00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:38,017
But I have to caution you to
please stay behind the yellow line.
688
00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,030
She doesn't know anything!
689
00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:52,157
But you do!
690
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:53,950
Are you going to tell me or...
691
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:57,954
Help me!
692
00:40:57,997 --> 00:40:59,433
Jake Stephens and the girl
are at a house
693
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:02,292
eighty miles outside
Governor's Crossing on Route 64.
694
00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:03,585
The truth.
695
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:04,961
Excellent.
696
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:06,296
Kneel.
697
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:09,507
Good Chazz.
698
00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:13,970
Good Cass.
699
00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:33,531
They're, uh, getting
pretty into it.
700
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,202
A little too into it.
701
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:52,050
I wonder what's for dessert.
702
00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:54,802
I'm not sure
I wanna stay and find out.
703
00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:58,056
- What, you wanna leave?
- You don't?
704
00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:00,767
We're safe here. I mean,
there's free food, free TV.
705
00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:02,644
I think I saw an old
Nintendo 64 downstairs.
706
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:06,147
Jake, the NCD will
never stop looking for us.
707
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:09,108
We need to find
my brother in Illinois.
708
00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:11,611
Why? Thought you said
he was crazy.
709
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:14,906
My definition of crazy has
changed in the last 24 hours.
710
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:18,368
He knew about zombies in Iowa.
711
00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:21,246
If there's a cure,
maybe he'll know about that, too.
712
00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:23,873
Grace said
the cure was bullshit.
713
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,375
Just because
they didn't find one
714
00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:27,043
doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
715
00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:28,878
Haven't you ever seen
a zombie movie?
716
00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:30,296
The cure never exists.
717
00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:32,882
Fine. Stay here.
718
00:42:34,176 --> 00:42:35,896
Maybe we're not as good
a team as I thought.
719
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:38,972
Wait, we're a team?
720
00:42:46,438 --> 00:42:47,897
"Targets are now an asset"
721
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,275
"better preserved
than eliminated."
722
00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:52,527
He's turning them into
necro slaves, you know.
723
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:57,115
"Only terminate if under
threat of mortal danger."
724
00:42:57,157 --> 00:42:58,408
I'll go along with that part.
725
00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:04,122
Jake had two futures,
726
00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:07,083
end up dead, or worse,
be some kind of zombie pet.
727
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:09,085
I didn't have much time.
728
00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:22,473
Amanda Blake wants to go
on a road trip with you,
729
00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:24,350
and you said no.
Are you insane?
730
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,373
Government agents are
out there trying to kill you
731
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,148
and you want to leave.
Are you insane?
732
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:33,901
All right,
come on, Jake,
733
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:36,446
make a decision about something.
734
00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:40,700
Run!
735
00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:03,139
Let's get this over with.
736
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:06,142
Are they in there?
737
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:08,686
Move out!
738
00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:43,596
I consider myself
in mortal danger.
739
00:44:58,278 --> 00:44:59,987
We're supposed
to take them alive.
740
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:01,270
That look like an asset to you?
741
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:06,452
House is clear.
742
00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:08,413
My team will secure
the necrotic.
743
00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:19,424
Where are the other two?
744
00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:21,134
They must have escaped.
745
00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:29,475
Weird to think that
whoever owned this car a week ago
746
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:33,271
became a midnight snack
for a pair of lesbian zombies
747
00:45:33,313 --> 00:45:36,232
in a country kitchen.
748
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:37,755
What did they put
in the care package?
749
00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:41,654
Uh, some more clothes,
750
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:42,864
blankets,
751
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:46,325
uh, of course the snacks,
752
00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:49,495
and a map of people to eat.
753
00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:52,206
Who knew the sexual offender
registry could be so useful?
754
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,541
No kidding.
755
00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:55,334
There's more sex offenders
than McDonald's.
756
00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:56,669
It's like Yelp for zombies.
757
00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:01,924
I'm glad you decided
to come with me.
758
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:05,011
Well, uh, you made
some good points.
759
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:09,015
And when I was in the house,
I could have sworn
760
00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:10,558
I saw that cute government girl,
761
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,435
like, warning me to leave.
762
00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:15,480
The Ripley chick?
763
00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:17,356
I mean, it was probably
just my imagination,
764
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:19,692
but it scared
the crap out of me.
765
00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:23,029
So, I didn't
get you to leave, she did.
766
00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:24,906
It was a team effort.
767
00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:26,282
Want some advice?
768
00:46:28,076 --> 00:46:30,328
Girls don't usually like it
769
00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:32,288
when you fantasize
about other girls.
770
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:36,584
I'm sorry.
771
00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,714
Want to hear all the
fantasies I've had about you?
772
00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:41,756
No, thanks.
773
00:46:46,553 --> 00:46:48,137
Are there a lot?
774
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,347
More than I care to admit.
775
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,768
I promise you that
they were all very tasteful.
776
00:46:57,606 --> 00:46:58,940
Too bad.
777
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:05,530
At least now we know
who helped them.
778
00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:07,615
You want to explain
what happened here?
779
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:10,117
Mmm. Creepy Mr. Bowtie
wanted two necros,
780
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,869
we found two necros.
Just different ones.
781
00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:18,334
I'm not handing over Jake so
Alastaire can turn him into a zombie pet.
782
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:20,355
All right,
maybe I agree with you about the pet thing,
783
00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,421
but it's still our job
to contain these monsters.
784
00:47:22,464 --> 00:47:24,757
Stop calling him a monster.
785
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,343
Did you ever think maybe
we're just hunting sick people?
786
00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:28,803
Yes.
787
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,805
But it makes you so sick
that you would rip
788
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,850
someone's daughter to shreds
right in front of them.
789
00:47:33,892 --> 00:47:37,436
I can still hear
her sweet little girl voice.
790
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:43,192
Daddy,
why is this man eating me?
791
00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:45,987
Jeez, Tom,
stop being such a pussy.
792
00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:49,031
I'm sorry about Kimberly, but...
793
00:47:49,074 --> 00:47:50,867
But Jake wouldn't do that.
794
00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,012
Really? 'Cause there's a
bunch of kids from his high school
795
00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,370
who would disagree
if they could.
796
00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:59,394
More strange and dark details
797
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:01,018
emerging from eastern
New Jersey tonight,
798
00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:03,629
at the home of Dick Cheney
High School senior Chazz Slade,
799
00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:05,232
where the mutilated bodies
of his family
800
00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:06,549
have just been discovered.
801
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,969
That wasn't us, right?
802
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:12,388
Nope. Chazz is a zombie.
803
00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:15,099
I thought
he was just an asshole.
804
00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:16,976
Oh, yeah, he is.
805
00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:20,229
I knew that asshole
was cheating on me.
806
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:24,400
And here's the proof.
He gave me the virus.
807
00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:26,819
I'm a fucking zombie
because of Chazz.
808
00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:28,154
You sure?
809
00:48:28,196 --> 00:48:29,780
I mean, he was already
top contender
810
00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:32,575
for most likely
to murder his family.
811
00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:34,452
He's the only guy
I've ever been with.
812
00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:37,872
But you're Amanda Blake.
813
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,416
Every guy in school
wants to bone you.
814
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:42,251
So, I must have let them?
815
00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:44,587
No, no. I mean, no.
816
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:48,883
I'm just, like,
why Chazz?
817
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,217
You're not gonna get this,
818
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:54,263
but it was like it was expected.
819
00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:58,434
You've seen him.
It was high school.
820
00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:00,436
It's not like I'm looking
to get married.
821
00:49:03,857 --> 00:49:05,191
You think I'm superficial.
822
00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:06,442
No.
823
00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,819
Hey.
824
00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:12,448
If the captain of the
cheerleaders asked me out,
825
00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,451
I'd jump at the chance.
826
00:49:20,707 --> 00:49:22,458
You know I'm talking
about you, right?
827
00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:27,463
Yes, I'm aware I'm the
captain of the cheerleaders.
828
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,676
Or was the captain, anyway.
829
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:36,847
What about you? How
did you catch the virus?
830
00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:39,141
You're not gonna
get this, but...
831
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:40,935
Chazz.
832
00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:46,899
I'm serious.
Who was it?
833
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,652
Terry Adams?
834
00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:52,154
The girl that sniffs
her hands? Come on.
835
00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,073
Give me a little credit.
836
00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:55,866
Fine.
837
00:49:55,909 --> 00:49:57,493
Then who?
838
00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:06,502
You won't know her.
She was from out of town.
839
00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:09,088
Normally, I'd call someone
a virgin if they told me that.
840
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,259
But here we are.
841
00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:16,470
Zombie Jake, ladies' man.
842
00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:35,130
I'm getting hungry.
843
00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,366
You want something to eat?
844
00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:39,160
I'll never say no to a road rat.
845
00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:46,000
I don't think we have
enough rats to get us to Kyle's.
846
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,585
Well, that's what
Grace's map is for.
847
00:50:47,627 --> 00:50:49,754
Here, take a look.
848
00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:53,132
Yeah, but I don't think
I'm cut out
849
00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:55,551
to be some sort of
zombie vigilante.
850
00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:57,136
That sounds awesome.
851
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,600
Amanda, we're gonna
have to eat someone.
852
00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:04,954
You know, and isn't it better
to be munching on these creeps
853
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:08,773
than getting all bitey
around some, I don't know,
854
00:51:08,815 --> 00:51:10,566
doctor about to cure cancer?
855
00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:13,360
I don't think
I can make those choices.
856
00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:16,405
My dad used to run
a stolen car chop shop.
857
00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:19,450
Would he be on Grace's list?
858
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,619
Well, what if we only eat
the worst of the worst?
859
00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:24,705
Jake, we're talking
about eating people.
860
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:27,208
We are the worst of the worst.
861
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,710
Yeah, but we can't help that.
862
00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:30,980
You know, at least
with this map,
863
00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:32,588
it gives us
a little bit of control.
864
00:51:35,383 --> 00:51:36,592
I guess.
865
00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:41,180
If we just ate whoever
we could end up eating.
866
00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:43,474
A fireman about to save a baby.
867
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:45,643
Or a rescue worker in Haiti.
868
00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:47,269
We're nowhere near Haiti.
869
00:51:47,312 --> 00:51:48,813
Whatever.
Look, let's make a deal.
870
00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:52,399
How about we won't eat anyone
871
00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:54,068
unless we both agree?
872
00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:59,615
- We're not zombie vigilantes.
- Fine.
873
00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:00,991
Zombie bounty hunters.
874
00:52:02,577 --> 00:52:04,036
We'll decide the name later.
875
00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:05,806
Maybe we should stop
for the night.
876
00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:07,683
Stop where?
There's nothing out here.
877
00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:10,811
That's kind of the point.
878
00:53:12,063 --> 00:53:14,481
We're all over the news.
879
00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:16,901
If anyone were to see us,
they'd call the cops,
880
00:53:16,943 --> 00:53:19,195
or worse, the NCD.
881
00:53:21,823 --> 00:53:24,491
I found this
in the clown's apartment.
882
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:28,412
Wanna see if zombies
can get high?
883
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:31,707
I love you.
I mean, yes.
884
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,794
Okay,
maybe Tom's daughter
885
00:53:35,837 --> 00:53:37,546
was eaten alive
at soccer practice,
886
00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:39,590
but that wasn't Jake.
887
00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:41,550
God,
who are you kidding?
888
00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:43,761
Everybody else can see it,
so just admit it.
889
00:53:43,803 --> 00:53:45,638
You like him.
890
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,349
Wait, does that make me
a necrophiliac?
891
00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:50,935
And I'm pretty sure if Jake
knew me before all of this,
892
00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:53,062
he would've liked me, too.
893
00:53:53,104 --> 00:53:54,980
I wonder what he's doing
right now.
894
00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,621
If I told you last week
895
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:14,208
that we were gonna turn into
cannibal zombies,
896
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,793
what would you have thought?
897
00:54:15,835 --> 00:54:18,128
I would have thought,
898
00:54:18,171 --> 00:54:20,589
"Holy shit. Amanda Blake
is talking to me."
899
00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:22,549
- I talk to you.
- I know.
900
00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:26,679
And every time I thought,
"Holy shit. Amanda Blake is talking to me."
901
00:54:26,721 --> 00:54:31,183
Isn't it weird to think that things
will never be normal again?
902
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:33,102
I mean, it's Friday night.
903
00:54:33,144 --> 00:54:35,354
I was supposed to be
cheering at the game,
904
00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:37,356
and then hit an after-party,
905
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:43,445
instead I'm here eating rats
with Jake Stephens.
906
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,366
Strangest date ever.
907
00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:50,619
This is a date? Damn.
908
00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:53,205
Wish I had known. I would
have worn my fancy red hoodie
909
00:54:53,248 --> 00:54:56,125
with a big eyeball and
"hype" written across the front.
910
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,159
What would you be doing if
you hadn't turned into a zombie?
911
00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:07,803
Honestly, this and video games.
912
00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,389
Sad thing is,
I was kind of looking forward to it.
913
00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:11,807
So, let's play a game.
914
00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:15,853
How about fuck,
marry, kill?
915
00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:18,439
Hmm. For us, it has to be
fuck, marry, eat.
916
00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:20,274
Works for me.
917
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,151
- Give me three names.
- Okay.
918
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:26,196
Mr. Dipietro, Chazz,
919
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,741
and my friend Adam.
920
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:34,621
Marry Mr. Dipietro,
because he's scared of girls,
921
00:55:34,664 --> 00:55:36,290
and he wouldn't touch me.
922
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:39,835
Eat Chazz because he's
the reason I eat people now.
923
00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:43,881
And I guess fuck your friend.
924
00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,800
I don't like this game.
925
00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:49,261
Too bad. Your turn.
926
00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:54,016
Uh, Mr. Dipietro,
lunch lady Linda,
927
00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:56,352
and that little NCD slut.
928
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:03,108
Yeah, marry Mr. Dipietro
because it's probably
929
00:56:03,151 --> 00:56:05,235
the only way I'll pass
his class at this point.
930
00:56:05,278 --> 00:56:08,030
Fuck lunch lady Linda,
'cause free fries
931
00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:11,700
and eat the NCD chick.
932
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,577
Good answer.
933
00:56:28,259 --> 00:56:30,219
Do you know how long
I've wanted to do this?
934
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,100
What the fuck?
935
00:56:38,269 --> 00:56:41,230
I think I just made
Jake puke on Amanda.
936
00:56:41,272 --> 00:56:42,773
For the record,
that was the most
937
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:44,608
disturbing thing
I'd seen all week.
938
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:51,365
I swear that has
never happened to me.
939
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,534
Stop apologizing.
940
00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:56,328
Can we not talk about it
in, like, ever again?
941
00:56:58,331 --> 00:56:59,623
Can you hand me
something to eat?
942
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:03,335
There's no more.
943
00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:09,133
Oh, I'm starting to get
the zombie munchies, too.
944
00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:11,718
Check the map. I
need to eat a rapist now.
945
00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:14,513
Uh...
946
00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:17,141
Oh,
there's not really much around here. Uh...
947
00:57:17,183 --> 00:57:19,184
"Miss Sophia,
a Spanish teacher"
948
00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:22,104
"who blew a 17-year-old boy."
949
00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:23,480
Does Miss Sophia need to die?
950
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,941
I mean, the kid kinda
looks happy, too.
951
00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:37,744
Hello? Come on.
What the fuck?
952
00:57:37,787 --> 00:57:39,997
What about this douchebag?
953
00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:42,749
- Him?
- Yeah.
954
00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:44,960
- What did he do?
- He's on our ass.
955
00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:49,923
He's texting.
956
00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,633
And he's pissing me off.
957
00:57:58,183 --> 00:58:00,017
What the fuck
is wrong with you, man?
958
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:11,612
No, Jonathan, no.
Why didn't you call me?
959
00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:12,988
My God.
960
00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:17,701
He looks like he's
been turned inside out!
961
00:58:18,453 --> 00:58:19,786
No!
962
00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:32,174
Promise me he can't
become one of Alastaire's pets.
963
00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:37,012
Okay, I'll find him.
964
00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:44,121
You sure your
brother won't call the cops
965
00:58:44,145 --> 00:58:46,063
when we show up at his door?
966
00:58:46,105 --> 00:58:47,606
Kyle hates all authority
967
00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,441
and government figures.
968
00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:50,817
He thinks they framed our dad.
969
00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:53,130
So, he believes in zombies
970
00:58:53,154 --> 00:58:54,279
and hates all government.
971
00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:56,073
Sounds awesome.
972
00:59:02,288 --> 00:59:05,541
Kyle. It's me. Amanda.
973
00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:07,834
Prove it. What does your
first boyfriend call you?
974
00:59:10,922 --> 00:59:12,673
Handy Mandy.
975
00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:27,229
Jake Stephens.
976
00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:30,274
The second shooter,
the unpopular boy toy.
977
00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:31,400
- Oh, really?
- It's a lie.
978
00:59:31,442 --> 00:59:32,943
- We didn't shoot anybody?
- I know.
979
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,338
The news said
they had you in custody,
980
00:59:34,362 --> 00:59:36,071
but they never
showed you arrested.
981
00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:37,322
What really happened?
982
00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:41,243
I knew it.
983
00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:43,412
You knew we were zombies?
984
00:59:43,454 --> 00:59:44,682
Well, at first,
I thought you found out
985
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:45,849
that your vice principal
was selling
986
00:59:45,873 --> 00:59:47,833
special-needs students
as sex slaves
987
00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:49,710
and he had you eliminated.
988
00:59:50,878 --> 00:59:53,171
Zombies was my second guess.
989
00:59:53,214 --> 00:59:55,048
I've know about the
epidemic for a while now.
990
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,466
Do you know if there's a cure?
991
00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:02,055
One of my contacts sent me this
992
01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:03,599
a while back.
993
01:00:07,353 --> 01:00:08,895
This is Grandfather,
994
01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:11,315
in what might be
my last transmission.
995
01:00:11,357 --> 01:00:13,483
As of now,
I'm trapped in Des Moines
996
01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:16,069
where the necrotics
are growing restless.
997
01:00:16,112 --> 01:00:18,238
They've become organized
998
01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:19,489
and it's just a matter of time
999
01:00:19,532 --> 01:00:20,782
before they do something...
1000
01:00:21,701 --> 01:00:22,909
unfortunate.
1001
01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:25,412
But most importantly,
1002
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,956
I've done what you said
was impossible, Alastaire.
1003
01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:30,626
I found a cure.
1004
01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,506
- How far is Iowa?
- We'll leave first thing in the morning.
1005
01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:38,550
Kyle, you don't have
to come with us.
1006
01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:40,913
I've been waiting for the
right sign to get me out of here.
1007
01:00:41,554 --> 01:00:42,763
Never thought it'd be you.
1008
01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:47,142
We're getting close.
1009
01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:49,371
You're doing the right thing.
1010
01:00:49,395 --> 01:00:50,562
They can't stop
1011
01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,147
even if they want to.
1012
01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:54,524
Still, Jake's gonna die
because of me.
1013
01:00:54,567 --> 01:00:56,610
Jake is already dead.
1014
01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:00,030
Turn here.
1015
01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:09,164
I think my brother's
afraid of me.
1016
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:12,626
Kyle? No way.
1017
01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:16,129
He locked his bedroom door
1018
01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:18,590
and he put his dresser
right in front of it.
1019
01:01:20,009 --> 01:01:21,329
He probably
does that every night.
1020
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:23,720
Probably.
1021
01:01:26,849 --> 01:01:29,184
Hey.
1022
01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:30,727
We're gonna stick to the plan.
1023
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:32,604
Your plan.
1024
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:33,957
We came to see if your
brother knew about a cure
1025
01:01:33,981 --> 01:01:35,440
and he did.
1026
01:01:35,483 --> 01:01:37,734
Now you and me
are going to find it.
1027
01:01:37,777 --> 01:01:38,819
Thanks, Jake.
1028
01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:41,965
I don't know how I could eat
1029
01:01:41,989 --> 01:01:43,615
all those people without you.
1030
01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:44,885
Don't say anything, dude.
1031
01:01:44,909 --> 01:01:45,992
You'll only mess it up.
1032
01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:47,202
Just look at her and smile.
1033
01:01:50,915 --> 01:01:53,250
You can sleep
next to me if you want.
1034
01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:55,452
Thanks, brain,
I should listen to you more often.
1035
01:02:03,052 --> 01:02:04,177
So, what's the first thing
1036
01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:05,595
you're gonna do
after you're cured?
1037
01:02:06,514 --> 01:02:07,514
Shower
1038
01:02:08,141 --> 01:02:09,307
and go to a spa
1039
01:02:09,350 --> 01:02:11,226
to get the most
aggressive mani-pedi
1040
01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:13,270
known to man.
1041
01:02:13,312 --> 01:02:15,605
Anything to get the gunk
out from under my nails.
1042
01:02:15,648 --> 01:02:17,691
That's so deep.
1043
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:19,776
I'm not finished.
1044
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,404
Then I'm going
to make it my mission
1045
01:02:22,447 --> 01:02:24,322
to change how the
world views zombies.
1046
01:02:24,365 --> 01:02:27,659
I'm going to tell
everyone about the virus
1047
01:02:27,702 --> 01:02:29,411
- and expose the bastards...
- Mmm.
1048
01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:30,662
That are trying to hide it.
1049
01:02:30,705 --> 01:02:32,539
All right,
so, first, spa day,
1050
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:35,000
then zombie activist.
1051
01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:36,418
And I'm never eating meat again.
1052
01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:38,670
Hardcore vegan all the way.
1053
01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:39,880
What about you?
1054
01:02:39,922 --> 01:02:42,674
I'm gonna find the best
vegan restaurant in the world
1055
01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:45,135
and then I'm gonna
take you out to dinner.
1056
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:46,697
After you shower,
1057
01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:49,264
but before your
Equality For Zombies campaign.
1058
01:02:52,101 --> 01:02:53,685
What if Grace is right
1059
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,270
and the cure is bullshit?
1060
01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:57,314
We could be going
to Iowa for no reason.
1061
01:02:57,356 --> 01:02:59,836
Then we'd just be like every
other person that's going to Iowa.
1062
01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:04,321
I'm more worried
that the cure is real
1063
01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:07,240
and you won't have
to hang out with me anymore.
1064
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:08,950
I don't have
to hang out with you now.
1065
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:10,952
I want to.
1066
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,041
So, we'll still hang out
post zombie?
1067
01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:19,586
We're a team.
1068
01:03:24,717 --> 01:03:26,885
You're not gonna
puke on me again, are you?
1069
01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:28,178
Only if you want me to.
1070
01:04:00,211 --> 01:04:02,838
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1071
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,339
Wait.
1072
01:04:05,341 --> 01:04:06,341
There you go.
1073
01:04:06,926 --> 01:04:08,593
Good Chazz.
1074
01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:12,013
That won't happen to Jake.
1075
01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:13,306
Just make sure they're inside.
1076
01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:25,777
You're so fucking hot,
1077
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:27,612
I've wanted this for so long.
1078
01:04:27,655 --> 01:04:29,155
Please stop talking.
1079
01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:35,537
They won't see you coming.
1080
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:37,455
Not unless you're
between Amanda's legs.
1081
01:04:40,251 --> 01:04:42,586
Thomas, stand down.
1082
01:04:42,628 --> 01:04:43,837
Watch the future.
1083
01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:51,386
What was that?
1084
01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,806
My friends high-fiving
in heaven?
1085
01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:56,766
I'll check in a minute,
maybe less.
1086
01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:01,938
Come on!
1087
01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:04,357
Chazz?
1088
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,651
Oh, my God,
you psycho stalker.
1089
01:05:20,249 --> 01:05:23,627
That's for dunking
my head in the toilet, Chazz.
1090
01:05:23,669 --> 01:05:25,272
That's for cheating on me
with some zombie slut
1091
01:05:25,296 --> 01:05:26,838
and turning me into a zombie.
1092
01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:28,921
What the hell is happening?
Is it an alien invasion?
1093
01:05:29,425 --> 01:05:30,467
Wait!
1094
01:05:30,509 --> 01:05:32,260
Oh, right, zombies.
1095
01:05:32,303 --> 01:05:33,720
He didn't come here alone.
1096
01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,146
The NCD is outside.
1097
01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:45,398
They'll never get in.
1098
01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:47,150
I've been preparing
for this my whole life.
1099
01:05:47,193 --> 01:05:49,319
I've got guns,
bombs, provisions.
1100
01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:51,821
Everything we need
to withstand a siege.
1101
01:05:51,864 --> 01:05:53,865
We could last for years in here.
1102
01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:56,952
Kyle!
1103
01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:00,413
We need to get him help.
1104
01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:01,539
How? We can't get out.
1105
01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:05,961
Chazz, you big dumb fuck.
1106
01:06:06,003 --> 01:06:08,046
You're finally going
to do something useful.
1107
01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:18,139
Stop.
1108
01:06:18,182 --> 01:06:19,182
That's the wrong one.
1109
01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:23,687
Go. Go get him. Up.
1110
01:06:23,729 --> 01:06:25,772
Shit, it's a diversion.
1111
01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:36,116
Tom,
1112
01:06:36,158 --> 01:06:37,200
don't... don't shoot him.
1113
01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:38,368
Please.
1114
01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:43,206
What the fuck, Cass?
1115
01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:44,457
Have you completely lost it?
1116
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,001
There's gotta be another way.
1117
01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:47,127
I...
1118
01:06:51,298 --> 01:06:52,382
Tom?
1119
01:06:55,052 --> 01:06:58,304
Run. Jake, go!
1120
01:07:01,934 --> 01:07:05,353
No.
1121
01:07:12,361 --> 01:07:14,029
You bitch.
1122
01:07:14,071 --> 01:07:16,906
You're fucking awful.
1123
01:07:16,949 --> 01:07:19,325
You're blind!
Your brother's afraid of you.
1124
01:07:19,368 --> 01:07:22,245
And God that was a stupid idea!
1125
01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:24,706
And you don't deserve Jake!
1126
01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:34,966
Cassandra.
1127
01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:37,507
What's gonna happen to him?
1128
01:07:38,637 --> 01:07:41,765
Incident Management protocol.
1129
01:07:41,807 --> 01:07:43,933
We don't need any more
unnecessary casualties.
1130
01:07:43,976 --> 01:07:44,976
You mean like Tom?
1131
01:07:45,352 --> 01:07:46,811
I am sorry.
1132
01:07:46,854 --> 01:07:48,772
Your partner was a good soldier.
1133
01:07:48,814 --> 01:07:51,357
As we move forward
on our new mission,
1134
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,609
that won't happen again.
1135
01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:53,985
Count me out.
I found your zombie.
1136
01:07:54,028 --> 01:07:56,154
She's tied up in a bow.
I quit.
1137
01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:58,573
I only see one prisoner.
1138
01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:00,575
I assume you know
how to count to two.
1139
01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:03,703
- You let him go. You find him yourself.
- Cass.
1140
01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:05,789
No one quits the NCD.
1141
01:08:10,961 --> 01:08:13,004
I'm losing patience.
1142
01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:14,107
Tell me where the boy is
or I'll just rip it out
1143
01:08:14,131 --> 01:08:15,465
out of your little brain,
1144
01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:16,716
and if that happens,
1145
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:18,093
things will get very,
1146
01:08:18,135 --> 01:08:19,719
very ugly.
1147
01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:22,597
Okay, you want to play?
1148
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:23,932
I'm not afraid of you.
1149
01:08:23,974 --> 01:08:25,391
I'm stronger than you.
1150
01:08:25,434 --> 01:08:26,601
That's why you need me.
1151
01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:30,313
Really misjudged that one, Cass.
1152
01:08:37,488 --> 01:08:39,864
You don't
think I'd ever really let you go.
1153
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:00,844
Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
1154
01:09:00,886 --> 01:09:02,178
Jake, what are you doing?
1155
01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:03,429
Amanda needs you.
1156
01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:06,808
Don't worry, Amanda.
1157
01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:09,211
We're gonna get to Iowa.
We're gonna get cured.
1158
01:09:14,650 --> 01:09:15,650
Jake?
1159
01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:17,652
You're okay.
1160
01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:19,779
You...
1161
01:09:23,617 --> 01:09:25,451
You're the NCD girl,
1162
01:09:25,494 --> 01:09:27,453
the one that's been hunting us.
1163
01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:29,336
Well, not anymore.
Now they're hunting me, too.
1164
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:31,736
Have you seen the girl
I was with?
1165
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:35,670
- Yeah, she's back in the house.
- Thanks.
1166
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,173
Wait. Hey.
1167
01:09:43,512 --> 01:09:44,679
Jake?
1168
01:09:48,642 --> 01:09:49,684
Amanda's not in here
1169
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:51,352
and neither is Kyle.
1170
01:09:51,395 --> 01:09:52,687
Did the NCD take them?
1171
01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:56,191
What are they gonna do to them?
1172
01:09:56,233 --> 01:09:57,419
Well, they'll erase
Kyle's memory.
1173
01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:58,943
He won't remember what happened.
1174
01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:01,613
- And Amanda, did they...
- No, she's alive.
1175
01:10:01,655 --> 01:10:03,383
They're not killing necro...
1176
01:10:03,407 --> 01:10:05,700
Your kind anymore.
1177
01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:07,702
Okay, so,
what are they doing to us?
1178
01:10:07,745 --> 01:10:08,745
You don't want to know.
1179
01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,707
- I gotta find her.
- You won't be able to.
1180
01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:16,502
Well, then I'll let myself
get captured.
1181
01:10:16,545 --> 01:10:18,963
Either way I-I gotta save her.
1182
01:10:19,006 --> 01:10:20,006
Wait.
1183
01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:25,929
I might be able to find her.
1184
01:10:26,972 --> 01:10:28,306
How?
1185
01:10:28,349 --> 01:10:29,349
The same way I found you.
1186
01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:31,392
I'm psychic.
1187
01:10:31,435 --> 01:10:33,978
I can get inside her mind
and track her. I'll just
1188
01:10:34,021 --> 01:10:35,855
need something
that she touched recently.
1189
01:10:39,026 --> 01:10:40,443
Will this work?
1190
01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:42,406
- Really?
- Well, what, you have to, like, rub it
1191
01:10:42,446 --> 01:10:43,529
or sniff it or something?
1192
01:10:43,572 --> 01:10:44,781
- Or, like...
- No, ew.
1193
01:10:44,823 --> 01:10:46,324
Do you even know
what a psychic is?
1194
01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:47,367
Will it work?
1195
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:49,035
It'll work.
1196
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:56,459
So, you can read minds.
1197
01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:57,752
What am I thinking right now?
1198
01:11:00,005 --> 01:11:01,297
This Ripley chick may be cute,
1199
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:02,966
but she's crazy as fuck.
1200
01:11:03,008 --> 01:11:04,759
Holy shit.
That's awesome.
1201
01:11:06,011 --> 01:11:07,095
You think I'm cute?
1202
01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:08,365
So, how did you
become a psychic?
1203
01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:10,807
Is it like a... Like,
a Hogwarts or something?
1204
01:11:10,849 --> 01:11:13,601
No, they gave me this
career aptitude test in school
1205
01:11:13,644 --> 01:11:14,663
and the next day
government agents
1206
01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:16,187
showed up on my door.
1207
01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:17,772
I took that test.
1208
01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,816
Oh, yeah? Did it say
you were a zombie?
1209
01:11:19,858 --> 01:11:21,211
I mean, it said
I was a brain-dead idiot
1210
01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:23,027
who wasn't gonna do
anything with his life,
1211
01:11:23,070 --> 01:11:25,238
so, yeah,
I guess, it did.
1212
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:27,824
Well, then the test was wrong.
1213
01:11:27,866 --> 01:11:29,784
Since I've met you,
you've been in a car chase,
1214
01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:30,929
you had a couple of shoot-outs,
1215
01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:32,620
you saved a girl.
1216
01:11:32,663 --> 01:11:34,789
I haven't saved her yet.
1217
01:11:34,832 --> 01:11:36,791
Well, I... I wasn't
talking about her.
1218
01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:42,714
You made my life
sound like a movie.
1219
01:11:42,756 --> 01:11:44,465
Well, you're like a superhero
1220
01:11:44,508 --> 01:11:47,010
or a zombie vigilante.
1221
01:11:47,052 --> 01:11:48,052
Right?
1222
01:11:49,096 --> 01:11:51,180
Try telling that to Amanda.
1223
01:11:51,223 --> 01:11:52,807
God, she has no idea.
1224
01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:03,359
She's in there.
1225
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:04,986
You saw that just from a bra?
1226
01:12:05,029 --> 01:12:06,863
Thought it was magical before.
1227
01:12:06,905 --> 01:12:09,532
No, it's not her bra.
It's my special skills.
1228
01:12:15,664 --> 01:12:16,998
I don't know about this.
1229
01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:18,416
Just do what I told you.
1230
01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:32,847
I'm here with a new recruit.
1231
01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:34,849
Right away, sir.
1232
01:12:45,110 --> 01:12:47,362
That was some
serious Jedi mind trick shit.
1233
01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:52,325
That dude had no idea we were
the droids he was looking for.
1234
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:12,595
What is this place?
1235
01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:15,306
I think it's where
they do experiments.
1236
01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:16,682
Well, where's Amanda?
1237
01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:19,227
In there.
1238
01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:45,002
Grace?
1239
01:13:45,045 --> 01:13:46,765
So much for not turning into an animal,
huh?
1240
01:13:47,464 --> 01:13:48,923
Too soon?
1241
01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:50,925
Jake.
1242
01:13:52,010 --> 01:13:54,137
- My God, Jake.
- Hey.
1243
01:13:56,348 --> 01:13:58,307
Couldn't let them break
the team up, could I?
1244
01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:02,770
What is she doing here?
1245
01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:04,313
She's how I found you.
1246
01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:06,036
She's how they found
us in the first place.
1247
01:14:06,066 --> 01:14:07,692
Okay, so,
she's batting 500.
1248
01:14:07,734 --> 01:14:09,193
Can we argue
about this later please?
1249
01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:10,236
'Cause right now, I...
1250
01:14:11,864 --> 01:14:14,198
If that worked,
we'd all be out of here.
1251
01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:17,326
Can you find something
to pick the lock with?
1252
01:14:44,271 --> 01:14:45,271
Will this work?
1253
01:14:46,231 --> 01:14:47,815
I was thinking one of those.
1254
01:15:16,136 --> 01:15:18,012
Um, love birds, we need to go.
1255
01:15:24,686 --> 01:15:25,937
Shit.
1256
01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:31,192
How quickly
can you pick those locks?
1257
01:16:22,452 --> 01:16:24,453
Get in there.
It's out of control.
1258
01:16:24,496 --> 01:16:26,080
Cassandra!
1259
01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:27,141
How nice of you
1260
01:16:27,165 --> 01:16:29,083
to deliver Mr. Stephens to me.
1261
01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:30,668
Jeez, Chazz.
1262
01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:32,128
Didn't we kick your ass already?
1263
01:16:32,170 --> 01:16:33,713
You're not taking them, freak.
1264
01:16:33,755 --> 01:16:35,381
We're both freaks.
1265
01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:38,342
You know why they give
that aptitude test, don't you?
1266
01:16:38,385 --> 01:16:41,095
So, they can find psychics
like you and me.
1267
01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:43,389
Long before they hunted necros,
1268
01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:44,515
there was us.
1269
01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:46,475
Well, psychics
don't hurt people.
1270
01:16:46,518 --> 01:16:47,643
At least I don't.
1271
01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:49,895
Oh, but they're scared of you.
1272
01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:51,314
Now, when the necros are gone,
1273
01:16:51,356 --> 01:16:53,076
who do you think
they're going to hunt then?
1274
01:16:53,108 --> 01:16:55,776
- Jeez, and you thought I don't shut up.
- That's why
1275
01:16:55,819 --> 01:16:59,989
we must use the necros,
that's why we must stick together.
1276
01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:02,533
Use the necros.
Thanks for the tip.
1277
01:17:06,913 --> 01:17:08,289
No, Chazz!
1278
01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:11,792
Go, go, go. Move.
1279
01:17:11,835 --> 01:17:13,669
Chazz, no.
No.
1280
01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,846
Thank for, you know, saving us.
1281
01:17:23,889 --> 01:17:25,139
It was teamwork.
1282
01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:26,974
Ripley is not coming with us.
1283
01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:28,726
Why not?
I mean, we need her.
1284
01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:30,895
Oh, you think
I look like Ripley, too.
1285
01:17:30,937 --> 01:17:31,998
She going to help us
find the cure
1286
01:17:32,022 --> 01:17:33,314
with her awesome psychic powers.
1287
01:17:33,357 --> 01:17:35,191
I don't think a cure exists.
1288
01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:36,942
Otherwise I would
have heard about it.
1289
01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:39,195
Well, there's some
grandpa dude in Iowa
1290
01:17:39,237 --> 01:17:41,697
who disagrees,
so, hopefully you're wrong.
1291
01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:43,324
I don't want her help.
1292
01:17:43,367 --> 01:17:45,159
Eh, you're lucky
I'm willing to help
1293
01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:46,494
after what you did
to my partner.
1294
01:17:47,454 --> 01:17:49,163
Fuck that guy.
He shot me.
1295
01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:51,123
Well, maybe you had it coming.
1296
01:17:51,166 --> 01:17:52,226
Well, maybe
you've got it coming.
1297
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:53,626
Are you threatening me?
1298
01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:55,002
Girls, girls,
you're both pretty.
1299
01:17:56,588 --> 01:17:58,547
Let's just agree to disagree.
1300
01:17:58,590 --> 01:17:59,799
Forget it.
1301
01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:01,592
I'll find the cure myself.
1302
01:18:01,635 --> 01:18:05,137
Hey, hey, come on.
Iowa's a big place.
1303
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:07,181
We're gonna need
all the help we can get.
1304
01:18:07,224 --> 01:18:09,266
Come on. For me?
1305
01:18:09,309 --> 01:18:10,309
We're a team, right?
1306
01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:15,564
She better not get in
my way when I'm hungry.
1307
01:18:34,334 --> 01:18:35,853
You know,
she's gonna eat me first chance she gets.
1308
01:18:35,877 --> 01:18:38,587
No, she won't.
We vote on it.
1309
01:18:45,595 --> 01:18:47,615
I finally felt like
I was back in high school,
1310
01:18:47,639 --> 01:18:50,182
on a road trip
with kids my own age.
1311
01:18:50,225 --> 01:18:51,327
How are you doing back there?
1312
01:18:51,351 --> 01:18:52,810
Oh, I'm great. Thanks.
1313
01:18:55,522 --> 01:18:58,190
Even if one of them
wanted to eat me.
1314
01:18:58,233 --> 01:19:00,317
Would there be a cure.
Who knows?
1315
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:02,278
But if so,
I could save Jake
1316
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,113
and take down the NCD.
1317
01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:10,911
My life finally had direction.
1318
01:19:10,954 --> 01:19:13,247
Even if it was
taking me to Iowa.
1319
01:19:13,290 --> 01:19:15,499
Would there be a cure?
Who cares?
1320
01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:17,501
At least I was heading
there with two hot chicks.
1321
01:19:17,544 --> 01:19:18,627
I mean, women.
1322
01:19:25,802 --> 01:19:27,344
Came out of nowhere.
1323
01:19:27,387 --> 01:19:28,512
Do you think she's dead?
1324
01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:30,431
God, I hope not.
1325
01:19:30,474 --> 01:19:32,266
- You hungry?
- Please don't eat her.
1326
01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:33,434
You don't get to vote.
1327
01:19:43,695 --> 01:19:45,321
Mazzy?
1328
01:19:45,363 --> 01:19:47,281
Well, hello, Jake.
1329
01:19:47,991 --> 01:19:49,200
You know her?
1330
01:19:49,242 --> 01:19:52,244
Kind of.
I mean, she's the...
1331
01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:54,371
one that turned me
into a zombie.
1332
01:19:55,999 --> 01:19:57,750
So, you slept with her?
1333
01:20:24,152 --> 01:20:25,194
Check, please.
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