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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,902 Previously on Boston Legal. 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,097 Pull a rabbit out of your hat. 3 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:10,939 That's the secret ofboth trial law and life. 4 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,376 - Rabbits? - Oh, yeah. 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,005 - Christine Pauley. - Ex-girlfriend. Tried to kill me. 6 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:17,947 - She tried to kill you? - She did. 7 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:19,712 - And now she wants out? - She does. 8 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:22,754 - Alan. - She is stalking you. She tried to kill you. 9 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,347 She was institutionalized. Now she's out, and she's stalking you. 10 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:29,258 - Freedom is a privilege, Mr. Shore, not a right. - A privilege? 11 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:33,230 Yes, and it's revocable, especially if you try to run someone over with an automobile. 12 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:36,769 I got my old job back. It's truly fantastic news. 13 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,135 - Isn't it, Alan? - Yes. 14 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:56,481 - Why aren't you helping me? - Sally, I have a trial of my own beginning tomorrow. 15 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:59,990 - A rather big one. - But this is my very first trial. 16 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:02,653 You've certainly been to court before. I have no doubt you'll do well. 17 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:04,957 Motion practice. This is with a jury. 18 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,965 I don't... I don't think I'm ready. 19 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:20,509 Sally, look at me. 20 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:28,183 - You trust me? - I do. 21 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:31,155 And because you trust me, you'll believe what I'm about to tell you? 22 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,355 - I will. - That's all it is. 23 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:39,592 - All what is? - Trial law. 24 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:44,102 Getting the jury to trust you so they'll believe what you tell them. 25 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:49,941 - Really? - Sincerity, Sally. 26 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:53,638 Once you learn to fake that, there'll be no stopping you. 27 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:51,636 Denny, we've got... 28 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,865 - What's going on? - A little maintenance work, Paul. 29 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:55,941 Wouldn't hurt you, by the way. You look like a prune. 30 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:58,840 We have the Kaneb meeting in 15 minutes. 31 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,175 - Excellent. Why do I care? - You care because... 32 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,715 this is the construction project that the entire firm... 33 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:06,580 has been working on for 18 months. 34 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,746 You care because Byron Kaneb cares, and he expects you to be present. 35 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,882 Ow! Ooh! Damn it, man! What have you done? 36 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:16,587 Uh, the needle broke. Not to worry. Just let me remove it. 37 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:20,291 - Don't you touch me. - Half the needle's still in your forehead. 38 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,698 - Just let me remove it. - You're not touching me. 39 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:25,134 Get Dr. Michaels back down here. This is what happens... 40 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,468 when I let his kids cut their teeth on my head. 41 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,771 - If I could just remove the needle... - Don't you touch me. 42 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,845 Denny, there's a needle in your head. 43 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,813 - Let him at least remove it. - Get me Dr. Michaels! 44 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:42,316 I really don't need a second chair for this. 45 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:45,186 - Sexual harassment is a specialty of mine. - Mine too. 46 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,885 No doubt. But while your experience tends to be more hands on... 47 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,656 - mine... - Tends to be more wishful thinking. 48 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:52,958 Not to mention, you ooze. 49 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,591 - I ooze. - Yes. 50 00:03:55,702 --> 00:04:00,765 That certain something that subliminally champions misogyny. You need me. 51 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:08,170 Lori, as much as I may want you... 52 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:13,150 desire you even, I do not need you. 53 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,984 See that right there? Ooze. 54 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,784 Hmm. 55 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:24,693 - When can I dig my hole? - We're almost there, Byron. 56 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:27,129 Don't tell me we're almost there, Paul. 57 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:31,533 We've been almost there for six months. When will we be there? 58 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:34,300 City council agreed to the variance for the golf course on Monday. 59 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:37,706 Today we're expecting an answer from the Redevelopment Commission for the outdoor mall. 60 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,710 And my sources say they're gonna rule in our favor. 61 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:42,280 - What about the damn E.P. A? - The blue-spotted salamander... 62 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:45,840 just got downgraded from endangered to threatened last week. 63 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,978 - So the marina looks like a go, except for... - Except for what? 64 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:52,990 It seems there's a river where some salmon spawn. 65 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:57,461 Evidently there's some environmental lawyer who's making a stink. 66 00:04:57,563 --> 00:05:01,966 - When you say "stink"... - He got a T.R.O. 67 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:08,535 A fish? My city's being held up by a fish? 68 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:12,077 We are meeting the lawyer today. We will make it go away. 69 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:23,046 Do you plan to contribute, or are you simply assigned to mop up the ooze? 70 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,147 Alan. 71 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:32,220 - Hello. Christine Pauley. - Oh. 72 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,698 - Heard so much about you. - How are you? 73 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:37,099 Fine, thank you. 74 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:39,296 If you'll excuse us, we're due in court. 75 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:42,841 Yes, I know. I'm opposing counsel. 76 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,911 - I beg your pardon? - What do you expect me to do? 77 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,344 I expect you to disqualify her. This is tantamount to stalking. 78 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,439 She got herself assigned to this case because I'm on it. 79 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,018 Not to mention, as an officer of the court... 80 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,849 I question whether Miss Pauley even has the capacity to try a case. 81 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:58,719 She was released from a mental facility last week. 82 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,589 - Certainly, counsel, if you want to conflict out... - I can't conflict out. 83 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:04,925 I'm the only one who knows the case here. Miss Colson was simply put on... 84 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,626 Miss Pauley, what's going on? Of all the cases to start off with... 85 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,033 you pick one against an ex-boyfriend you tried to kill? 86 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,367 Actually, Your Honor, I didn't pick it. 87 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:15,464 - My firm came to me. - Please, Christine. 88 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,600 Because I used to date Mr. Shore, they thought I could shed some light... 89 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,770 on some of his procedural eccentricities, which I did. 90 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,974 Since I also happen to have extensive experience in sexual harassment law... 91 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,074 the senior partners asked me if I would first chair. 92 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:29,177 - I agreed. - We start at 11:00 a.m. 93 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:32,451 - Your Honor... - Mr. Shore, if you want to conflict out, do so. 94 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:37,120 But I have no legal basis to disqualify Miss Pauley. 95 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:44,898 - May I speak with you alone, Alan? - No, you may not, Christine. 96 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:47,996 And if you choose to be on this case, please conduct yourself... 97 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:50,234 at arm's length and on the record. 98 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,106 It's just coincidence to you. Your first case... 99 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:55,112 - I consider it a preposterous coincidence... - You have no business trying... 100 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:57,273 I know you better than your partners. 101 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:59,578 - How sad you can't be happy for me! - I'm not happy. 102 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:01,653 Clearly. 103 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:06,719 Well, that seemed perfectly normal. 104 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,922 The D.A. Offered a three month suspended. I think we should take it. 105 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,398 - Does it go on my record? - Well, yes, but... 106 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:17,469 - The answer's no. I didn't do it. - Ramone... 107 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:20,835 I didn't take that wallet. And as a man of principle, I won't pretend that I took it. 108 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,306 - They have an eyewitness. - Look here. 109 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:27,004 I might seem like some court-appointed charity case, but I'm an honest man. 110 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:30,173 I don't steal. And I won't agree to any plea that says otherwise. 111 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:34,520 Mr. Seymore. Hi. Sally Heep. 112 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,815 - I'm in litigation at the firm. - I know that. 113 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:40,381 - Are you in court today, or... - No. But you are. 114 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:43,485 I'm here to observe your work, Miss Heep. 115 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:45,564 Good luck. 116 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:58,239 Denny, the lawyer who got the T.R. O... 117 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:03,104 on the Kaneb construction project... 118 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,116 Ah, pay him off, Paul. 119 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:09,018 Give him a bottle of scotch and some money to buy some more bus-bench ads. 120 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:11,021 He says he's your son. 121 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:29,767 It's true. You're a lawyer now. 122 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:34,011 Hey, Dad. 123 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:46,249 - You got a needle in your head. - Small accident. Not to worry. 124 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:51,692 - Son. - Dad. 125 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:06,676 You're a lawyer now. That's how you greet people? 126 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:09,043 Donny Crane. 127 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,616 - Denny Crane. - Donny Crane. 128 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,781 - Denny Crane. - Donny Crane. 129 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:21,792 - Denny Crane. - Donny Crane. 130 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,089 - Denny Crane. - Donny Crane. 131 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:26,596 - Denny Crane. - Donny Crane. 132 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,567 I had a one-night stand with his mother. 133 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,613 I paid for his education and so forth. 134 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:45,206 I did everything I could to be a good father. 135 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,218 When's the last time you saw him? 136 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,721 Oh, I don't know. When he was 12? 137 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:53,087 We've offered several decent compromises. 138 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:55,092 And? 139 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,355 He just keeps on saying his name. 140 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,761 Oh. I'll talk to him. 141 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:07,572 - How's my boy? - They don't really need to bug you with this, Dad. 142 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:10,699 So, what's this all about? Saving some fish? 143 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,844 Well, see, your lawyers... 144 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:17,848 who are clearly very talented, persuaded a judge to eliminate... 145 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,215 the distinction between farmed salmon and wild salmon. 146 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:26,257 The president of the United States proposed eliminating that distinction. 147 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,590 Yes, I know. That's probably why thejudge granted your motion. 148 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:33,062 See, Dad, wild salmon are an endangered species. 149 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:36,066 The administration figures if you eliminate the distinction... 150 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:39,069 between farmed and wild and count them both as one... 151 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,696 the numbers would go up and you could take 'em off the endangered list. 152 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:46,403 And that way, they can lift the environmental protections in place to protect them... 153 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:50,539 which, of course, allows you to build more shopping malls. 154 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,050 Well, son, look at the big picture. 155 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:57,680 If building this mall can save a species from becoming endangered... 156 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,691 let's by all means do it. 157 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,498 I was vice president in charge of alternative investments. 158 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,506 And at the time of the affair, Mr. Ralston... 159 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,406 He was, and remains, president of the firm. 160 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,375 This romantic affair lasted how long, Ms. Moore? 161 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,506 About nine months, at which point I broke it off. 162 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,381 - Because? - Mainly because I was a married woman... 163 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:30,011 and I wanted to work things out with my husband. 164 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:33,990 I see. And how did Mr. Ralston handle the breakup? 165 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:37,756 At first, I think fine. But then he would continue to try to get back together. 166 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,855 He would schedule lunches, meetings, ostensibly about business... 167 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:42,866 only to pursue his romantic interests. 168 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:47,029 He started calling me after hours. Sometimes, he would send flowers. 169 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:50,267 Eventually, it got so bad, I simply had to leave. 170 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,640 You went to another brokerage firm? 171 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:57,478 At a lesser position for less money. There seemed to be a stigma about my departure. 172 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:02,486 I don't know. Maybe people thought that I had secretly been fired. I don't know. 173 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:06,991 What I do know is I was basically forced out of myjob... 174 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:10,824 by his relentless, unwelcome sexual advances. 175 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,898 Thank you, Miss Moore. 176 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,066 She looks demented. 177 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,972 Miss Pauley? 178 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,680 Leading up to your affair with my client... 179 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,621 he made welcomed sexual advances? 180 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:42,922 Well, not at first. I was a married woman... 181 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,963 But at some point, the advances became welcomed? 182 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:50,657 - Yes. - A love affair then ensued? 183 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,739 - Yes. - So, I guess my client's strategy was... 184 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,535 if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. 185 00:12:56,642 --> 00:13:00,442 - A strategy you certainly ratified. - Well, I... 186 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,537 Since dogged perseverance was rewarded the first time... 187 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:06,140 I guess it would be only natural for him to adopt that strategy again. 188 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,516 I may have sent mixed signals the first time... 189 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,680 but I did no such thing this time. 190 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:15,625 Uh, when you left, did you tell prospective employers the reason? 191 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,696 - No. L... - Why not? 192 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,289 I suppose I feared that it wouldn't depict me in the best possible light. 193 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,335 - I was a married woman having an affair. - Got it. 194 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:27,701 So, this stigma you refer to... 195 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,708 people wondering whether you were fired or not... 196 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,301 That stigma was at least partly caused by your embarrassment... 197 00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:37,508 over your own behavior... a married woman having an affair. 198 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,352 - I suppose that's true, but I... - Thank you, Miss Moore. 199 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:02,404 I was reaching into my purse to get some change to feed the homeless. 200 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,408 That's when I saw him coming. 201 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,444 - Who? - Him. 202 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:09,343 - The guilty defendant sitting right there. - Objection. 203 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:12,246 Jury will disregard the reference to the defendant's guilt. 204 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,377 Then what happened? 205 00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:19,924 He reached into my purse, grabbed my wallet and started rifling through it. 206 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,926 - What did you do? - I stood there frozen. 207 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:27,397 I was shocked. He started running away as he was rifling through it. 208 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,967 And then he turns, and he's coming back. 209 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,902 - Then what happened? - I ran. 210 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,030 He started chasing me. 211 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:39,008 Thank God he was tackled by some people. I don't know what he might've done. 212 00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:42,376 Miss White, are you absolutely sure that it was the defendant? 213 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:46,747 - I can show you the pictures. - What pictures? 214 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:50,379 I have one of those little phone camera thingies. 215 00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:53,117 - I snapped his picture. - And you have them? 216 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,489 Look. 217 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,600 You can see he's got the wallet. 218 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,885 You just let the pictures be introduced... 219 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,964 without so much as an objection. 220 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,932 Well, I thought, um, the prosecution didn't know about it either... 221 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:39,232 so I couldn't claim unfair surprise. 222 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,330 You could've gotten time to prepare a cross-examination... 223 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,933 to research the photos for authenticity. 224 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:49,071 Instead, you sat there quietly. 225 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:52,412 There's eyewitness testimony from the victim... 226 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,713 positive I.D. And pictures. 227 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,792 How do you plan to proceed now, Sally? 228 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,293 Um... 229 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:11,631 - My client wants to testify. - And say what? 230 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:15,969 Um, that he's innocent. 231 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:31,050 - It's a fish, for God sakes! - It's notjust a fish. 232 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,522 It's a salmon, which the government is trying to wipe out. 233 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,490 Now, look, I like to fish myself. 234 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,755 Catch and release, the whole shebang. 235 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:40,195 Pull 'em in by the lip, throw 'em back out to prove you're humane. 236 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,563 You're mocking me. He's mocking me, Dad. 237 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,933 - You're a Crane. Get used to it. - We will go to court. 238 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:49,769 I love court. Donny Crane. 239 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:56,045 Look, Donny, you seem like a nice kid. 240 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:59,049 I have no doubt that you're a terrific attorney. 241 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,119 But you are not him. 242 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,723 You're like a son to him, aren't you? 243 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:12,556 Does he hug you much? 244 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:15,758 Look, if this is about some score between you and the old man... 245 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,735 It's not about any score. Hey, if you people want to go to court... 246 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,072 Beat it, will you, Brad? 247 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:33,915 Is it a score? Was I not there enough? 248 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,056 Were you not there enough? 249 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:42,287 Dad, I haven't seen you in 15 years. 250 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:48,828 I may not have had the time to give that most dads had. 251 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:51,562 But I thought I was giving you something much more important. 252 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:56,133 Money. 253 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,608 You gave me something even more important than that, Dad. 254 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,804 You gave me the Crane legacy. 255 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,441 And I fully plan on living up to it. 256 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,451 So... 257 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:13,784 I'll see you and your team in court. 258 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,489 Donny Crane. 259 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:31,206 At first I saw it, but I didn't see it, if that makes any sense. 260 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,972 Uh, it took a few seconds to register. 261 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:39,549 - What took a few seconds? - My wallet. 262 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:43,985 I lost it two days earlier, and then I see it right there in her bag. 263 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,148 - Your wallet? - Yeah. 264 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,920 This funky orange color. It's not like there could be two of them. 265 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:53,828 And I lost it on Washington, right where we were at, so I figured she stole it. 266 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:57,493 - That woman stole my wallet. - So... 267 00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:02,040 So I walked right up and snatched it back. Selfhelp. 268 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,905 - You snatched back your own wallet? - Yes, I did. 269 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:10,346 And I hustled off'cause, truth be told, the woman looked a little vicious. 270 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,518 So what happened next? 271 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,145 Well, I started to go through it to make sure it was mine. 272 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,190 And as I was going through the inside... 273 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:22,749 I saw, "Oh, my God, it's not my wallet!" 274 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,352 It looked exactly like mine, but it wasn't. 275 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:29,161 Truth is, I discovered later I'd left it in my car. 276 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,259 It was all a big mistake. 277 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,533 So, I started to run back to return it... 278 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,268 and she just took off, and I started chasing, yelling... 279 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,436 "Lady, wait! I'm bringing it back! I'm bringing it back!" 280 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:44,107 Then I got tackled, and here I am. 281 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,878 Your witness. 282 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,351 So the wallet that you ripped out of Miss White's purse... 283 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:59,555 the wallet that you ran off with, you thought it was your own. 284 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,428 - Yes, ma'am. - Mm-hmm. 285 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:07,233 - Because it looked exactly like yours? - Yes, ma'am. This one here. 286 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:23,215 When we broke up, it was because she felt committed... 287 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,847 to working things out with her family. 288 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,950 It wasn't that things were emotionally over between us. 289 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,394 - She said that? - Yes. And I suppose I felt... 290 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:35,898 you know, when... when two people love each other... 291 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,164 you persevere through obstacles. 292 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,603 My so-called sexual harassment... 293 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,641 it wasn't about sexual advances. 294 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,336 It was about getting her to be true to her feelings. 295 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,778 You were trying to show her that she felt like having sex with you? 296 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:53,578 - Please don't trivialize this. - I assure you, sir, I take it very seriously. 297 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:57,621 You say it's okay to harass women in the workplace... 298 00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,691 so long as you love them. 299 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:02,316 I believed, and still believe, she was in love with me. 300 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,487 I see. And she lacked the autonomy to make up her own mind. 301 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,997 - Objection. - She lacked the mental capacity perhaps... 302 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,330 - to be truly happy without you. - Objection! 303 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,869 Why is it some people just refuse to accept that it's over? 304 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,337 Objection! 305 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,775 I truly apologize. 306 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,682 For a second, I thought you were personalizing it, Alan. 307 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,811 And I was out of line. 308 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:33,857 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 309 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:37,156 - You all right? - Yes. 310 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,824 It is ridiculous... the stress of a trial... 311 00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:45,334 a week out of the rubber room, going up against you. 312 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:47,803 Why are you doing this? 313 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:54,712 It was always safe inside work, you know? 314 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:58,146 - It was a little cocoon. - Can you continue? 315 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:02,516 Oh, yes. It's just a little... 316 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,253 Again, I apologize for the outburst. 317 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,561 Whatever you can do to keep it personal. 318 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,004 I'm sorry? 319 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:23,836 She's kind of been kicking our ass, Alan. 320 00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:26,604 That's the first crack I've seen in her armor. 321 00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:30,046 I'm not going to exploit her. 322 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:32,548 Alan, if you can't put your client's interest... 323 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:34,619 ahead of Christine's, then step aside. 324 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,837 - Let number two take over. - We now have to go to court? 325 00:22:38,872 --> 00:22:41,386 - Let number two take over. - We now have to go to court? 326 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,586 No... We are confident we'll be able to handle this. 327 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,595 I hire one of the biggest law firms in Boston... 328 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,222 definitely one of the most expensive... and I'm being neutralized... 329 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:52,292 by Salmon Man, who happens to be your son? 330 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,304 Let me tell you something, Byron. 331 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:04,210 Uh, Brad Chase is one of our finest litigators. 332 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:07,114 He will handle this. 333 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,584 Your Honor, we've had meetings with the Environmental Protection Agency. 334 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:19,459 - They signed off on this already. - With all due respect... 335 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:22,761 the E.P.A. Gets steamrolled by the administration all the time. 336 00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:25,598 No matter what anyone proposes these days, there's always... 337 00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:28,332 somebody somewhere who jumps up and screams, "Whoa, the environment." 338 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,772 Now, there's a word, Your Honor, a very simple word... 339 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:32,844 that describes what my client is trying to do here. 340 00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:34,935 Please don't let the word be "progress." 341 00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:43,415 - How about "people"? - People? 342 00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:49,085 Yes. We are trying to invest in the future of people. 343 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:52,521 Creating jobs at a time of unemployment. 344 00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:54,656 We're talking about over 1,000 jobs. 345 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,791 We're talking about benefiting people below the poverty line. 346 00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:59,200 We are talking about people hoping to educate their children... 347 00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:01,329 afford medical coverage, feed their families. 348 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,408 Basic human needs. 349 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:09,475 This man wants to put all that on hold because it inconveniences a fish. 350 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:11,640 Mr. Crane? 351 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:16,451 Well, first... 352 00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:19,718 this whole thing kinda goes to the farmed salmon issue. 353 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:23,784 The government is trying to count these genetically raised salmon as wild ones. 354 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:26,625 So they can take salmon off the endangered species list. 355 00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:29,063 - I get that. So what? - "So what?" 356 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:31,658 People, Judge. Jobs, insurance, school books, food. 357 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:35,866 - People. - Well, farmed salmon is terrible for people. 358 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:39,137 They're carcinogenic. They don't even look like real salmon. 359 00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:42,270 By the way, they're fed these little pellets to turn their meat red. 360 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:47,044 - Otherwise it's this pallid, white... - People, jobs, America first. 361 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,144 There's a rumor... I can't give evidence on this. 362 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:54,555 But there's a rumor the cattle they have to kill due to mad cow disease... 363 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:58,220 they grind 'em up and then feed the meat to the farmed salmon. 364 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,525 Objection, Your Honor. There is nothing in the record... 365 00:25:00,632 --> 00:25:03,396 that even remotely substantiates that. 366 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,665 Counsel, the river in question only concerns... 367 00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:09,069 wild salmon, so can we get off the farmed salmon? 368 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,769 We're talking about lifting the environmental protections on that river. 369 00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:15,540 They're inflating the salmon count with the farmed numbers... 370 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:18,241 to get those protections lifted. 371 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,875 People, jobs, food chain. 372 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,784 Oh, yes. People and jobs. Wild salmon... 373 00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:26,881 is a billion-dollar industry in this country alone. 374 00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:30,689 Once we destroy the wild salmon population, and that's what we're doing... 375 00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:33,889 that's a billion-dollar industry gone. 376 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:36,627 People, jobs, school books. 377 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,033 And we'll have to go back to eating meat. 378 00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:41,367 People, cancer. 379 00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:43,373 We'll just eat the farmed stuff. 380 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,466 There's nothing wrong with synthetic food, Your Honor. 381 00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:48,842 We live in a synthetic country, for God's sake. 382 00:25:52,183 --> 00:25:56,085 Whoa. 383 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:04,493 And on that note, I'll rest. Donny Crane. 384 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:19,499 You should've seen Seymore's face. I think I'm about to get fired. 385 00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:21,511 - You won't be fired. - What am I gonna do? 386 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:25,447 What can I possibly say in my closing? I've got nothing. 387 00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:31,087 - Rabbit. - I'm sorry? 388 00:26:31,189 --> 00:26:33,282 Pull a rabbit out from under your dress. 389 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:38,357 You know what Gerry Spence does in these hopeless situations? 390 00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:40,363 He just tells the jury a story. 391 00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:43,593 - A story? - Any story, as long as it's interesting. 392 00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:46,728 He just entertains the jury. He gets 'em right here. 393 00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:49,363 And in that moment, when he has them right here... 394 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,374 he connects the story to his case. 395 00:26:51,476 --> 00:26:56,038 Sometimes barely, sometimes ridiculously. 396 00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:58,138 And then he asks the jury to let his client go... 397 00:26:58,249 --> 00:27:00,547 and for God knows what reason, they often do. 398 00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:06,483 - A good story may be your rabbit. - Alan. 399 00:27:06,591 --> 00:27:09,685 I'm sorry, Sally. This is a little important. 400 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:13,286 I need your number. 401 00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:15,389 You have my number, Christine. I haven't changed it. 402 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:20,363 Alan, every lawsuit eventually comes down to a number. 403 00:27:21,506 --> 00:27:24,998 - What's your number? - 750,000. 404 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:27,977 And I'm the insane one. 250. 405 00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:30,377 - Too low. - It's more than fair. She got other employment. 406 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,814 - At less pay. - The present-day value of 200... 407 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,852 That offer is rejected, Christine. 408 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,558 I don't know if I'm up to closing. 409 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:45,094 I think I am, but I don't... 410 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:49,061 My client will only go up to 250. 411 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,873 Please. 412 00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:01,337 That number won't get it done, Christine. 413 00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:28,700 A man with felony priors for robbery and burglary. 414 00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:31,867 But this time, he stole the wallet by mistake. 415 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:36,441 Sure. 416 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,864 One day, I was in my kitchen... 417 00:29:00,972 --> 00:29:03,998 I think I was about 15... 418 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:07,237 and in came Fred, my big chocolate Lab... 419 00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:13,849 and in his mouth was a dead rabbit. 420 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:18,480 The neighbor's pet rabbit. 421 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,751 And I thought, this is it for Fred. 422 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:24,693 If they find out he killed their adored pet... 423 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:27,526 animal control would be down and... 424 00:29:28,566 --> 00:29:31,364 So, I took the rabbit... 425 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,865 washed him off in the sink, pulled out the blow-dryer... 426 00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:38,101 got him all white and fluffy-looking. 427 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:42,145 And I snuck over to my neighbor's backyard, and I put him back in the cage... 428 00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:44,272 hoping they'd think he died of natural causes. 429 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,350 That night, my parents came into my room. 430 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:51,354 The neighbor's pet rabbit had died three days ago, they told me. 431 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:55,256 They buried him in the woods, and some wacko evidently... 432 00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:00,024 dug him up, washed him off and put him back in the cage. 433 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:02,326 But I remember thinking to myself... 434 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:07,166 the truth is not only stranger than fiction... 435 00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:09,740 but often less believable. 436 00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:12,833 And that's what we have here, ladies and gentlemen. 437 00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:15,139 The logical version, I suppose... 438 00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:17,407 is that my client stole that wallet. 439 00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:21,383 The less believable, but quite possibly true account... 440 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,351 is that he mistook it for his own. 441 00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:26,651 Nobody, not one of us, can be sure... 442 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:31,161 it didn't happen exactly the way Ramone Valasquez said it did. 443 00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:36,765 That's reasonable doubt. 444 00:30:57,455 --> 00:30:59,514 People like to stare at their coffee a lot here. 445 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,126 - All set? - Yep. 446 00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:06,620 You like being a lawyer, Alan? 447 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:12,569 - I do, actually. You? - Yeah. 448 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:15,638 Except for the days when the job is ugly. 449 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:19,904 When you have to go against your instincts to be kind or compassionate. 450 00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:25,449 It's important that she not close well. 451 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:33,789 Some people simply cannot let go. 452 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,588 You love a person so desperately... 453 00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:38,594 you perhaps lose sight of reason... 454 00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:42,291 and you begin to act unreasonably, perhaps out of control even. 455 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,393 It's possible Daniel Ralston had no control over his behavior. 456 00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:49,598 Maybe he truly couldn't stop pursuing Wendy Moore. 457 00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:54,440 Maybe he had to keep calling, had to schedule those lunches... 458 00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:56,672 had to seemingly stalk her, if you will. 459 00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:59,511 He was in love with her. 460 00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:02,916 People in love lose their grip. 461 00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:07,287 But what's at issue here is her state of mind, her mental state. 462 00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:10,293 Not Mr. Ralston's state of mind, but Wendy's. 463 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:14,991 Was she reasonably upset by this relentless pursuit? 464 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,363 She's a married woman with a family... 465 00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:20,699 trying to salvage her marriage, and her boss keeps calling... 466 00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:24,673 keeps coming, keeps coming, keeps propositioning her. 467 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:29,577 The fact that she once loved this man only makes it worse, more difficult. 468 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:32,343 What choice did she really have but to leave? 469 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:37,186 Maybe that was his plan all the time. He knew he couldn't fire her. 470 00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:41,190 Maybe that was his psychological game. 471 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,226 Where the only thing that she could really do in the end... 472 00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:45,956 was get in her car... 473 00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:49,366 and drive off. 474 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:53,733 He created a hostile working environment... 475 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:58,537 with repeated unwelcomed sexual advances, ladies and gentlemen. 476 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:03,342 That is prima facie classic sexual harassment. 477 00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:33,266 Love happens in the workplace all the time. 478 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:37,439 In fact, it's where most affairs start... 479 00:33:37,548 --> 00:33:40,176 most relationships. 480 00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:43,583 It happens. So do breakups. 481 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:48,716 As a woman, I am offended by the onslaught of these lawsuits. 482 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:52,853 As neutral as the language may be, sexual harassment law is gender biased. 483 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,955 It exists to protect women. 484 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:58,695 It feeds into the perception that women are weaker than. 485 00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:00,896 It goes all the way back to common law... 486 00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:03,405 where women were denied the right to enter into contracts... 487 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,942 because we lacked mental capacity. 488 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,877 Today's harassment law is designed to protect us... 489 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:14,543 from sexual banter in the workplace because we just can't take it. 490 00:34:14,652 --> 00:34:17,416 I can take it. Can you? 491 00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:20,252 Can you? Do we really need to cleanse the workplace... 492 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:23,759 of all sexual expression so it'll be safe for us? 493 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:26,489 These laws treat us as if we were either... 494 00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:29,998 psychologically or emotionally impaired, and I'm sick of it. 495 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:33,093 Are some cases legitimate? Absolutely. 496 00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:37,106 But here, this woman is a grown-up. 497 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:40,974 She entered into an adult consensual relationship with her boss. 498 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,877 It ended, perhaps bumpy. 499 00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:47,473 He's hurt, he's still in love, so she sues. 500 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,485 She wasn't fired. 501 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:53,546 She is a college-educated vice president of a brokerage firm. 502 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:56,320 She's 34 years old. She's a professional. 503 00:34:56,427 --> 00:35:00,295 She's here today to tell you that she can't stick up for herself. 504 00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,628 She is here today trying to take advantage of a law... 505 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:04,792 that declares women to be the weaker sex. 506 00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:06,836 Not for me, ladies and gentlemen. 507 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,463 I wouldn't have gotten in my car and driven off. 508 00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:11,474 I'd have sooner driven over him. 509 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:14,943 Let's treat these people... 510 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:19,346 both of them... as if they were grown-ups. 511 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,990 My own quick research reveals wild salmon... 512 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:40,002 especially Atlantic salmon, are threatened with extinction. 513 00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:42,004 They're an endangered species... 514 00:35:42,106 --> 00:35:46,065 which means the environmental protections on that river have to stay in place. 515 00:35:46,177 --> 00:35:49,806 Your Honor, they're not endangered if you count the farmed salmon. 516 00:35:49,914 --> 00:35:51,973 I'm not counting the farmed salmon. 517 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,983 And the idea to count them is absurd. 518 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:58,385 That river stays protected. Your variance is officially pulled. 519 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:01,822 Apermanent restraining order is now in effect. 520 00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:07,754 I keep telling you you talk too fast. You talk too damn fast. 521 00:36:07,865 --> 00:36:10,129 "America first. We're a synthetic country." 522 00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:12,930 - What's wrong with you? - The best man won in there. 523 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,233 You know, Dad... 524 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:22,244 I've never really had a big trial to speak of. 525 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:25,008 This is the... 526 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:29,849 For the last 10 years or so, I've pretended to be you. 527 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,089 Through college, law school, and... 528 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:37,025 I always felt like whenever I'd go into a courtroom... 529 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:43,259 I would kinda... channel you or something. 530 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:47,360 But this is the first time I actually felt it. 531 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:54,941 - I was Donny Crane. - Yes, you were. 532 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,809 Yes, you were. 533 00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:01,383 In the matter of Moore versus Ralston... 534 00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:05,046 on the question ofliability, we find in favor of the plaintiff. 535 00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:08,057 We further order the defendant to pay damages... 536 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:11,390 in the amount of $ 125,000. 537 00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:13,395 Damn it. 538 00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:15,988 Ladies and gentlemen of thejury, thank you for your time. 539 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,625 You are discharged. 540 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:21,603 - I'm sorry. - I got my verdict anyway. 541 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:24,004 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 542 00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:26,303 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 543 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:29,573 - Great. Thanks. - Congratulations, Christine. You tried an excellent case. 544 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,808 Thank you. Alan? 545 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:41,586 I can and do accept that it's over. 546 00:37:41,692 --> 00:37:45,526 The thing is, while I was institutionalized... 547 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:49,361 the only person who wrote to me, who came to visit me... 548 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,992 who called me, was you. 549 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,970 My world became quite two-dimensional. 550 00:37:55,072 --> 00:37:57,597 There was the hospital and you. 551 00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:01,735 And when I was suddenly faced with having to walk away... 552 00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:04,679 from both the hospital and you... 553 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,012 it was more than I could... 554 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:14,987 - But I am going to make it. - I have no doubt. 555 00:38:16,727 --> 00:38:18,888 You tried an excellent case. 556 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:27,664 We should eat at that wonderful Indian place sometime. 557 00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:30,206 I'd like that. 558 00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:40,298 You don't think she'll go Glenn Close on you? 559 00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:42,014 You don't think she'll go Glenn Close on you? 560 00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:44,917 No. Out of compulsive curiosity... 561 00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:48,287 I always befriend my most colorful ex-girlfriends. 562 00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:50,622 Beautiful woman, Glenn Close. 563 00:38:50,728 --> 00:38:53,720 Always meant to have sex with her. 564 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:58,598 - Well, I went with the rabbit. - Of what variety? 565 00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:03,663 I told an urban legend story for my closing. Involved a rabbit. 566 00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:06,504 - Got the jury right here. - And? 567 00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:09,545 They came back in 32 minutes. Not guilty. 568 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:13,583 - You're kidding? - I thought we could celebrate... like rabbits. 569 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:17,447 - Your hutch or mine? - 9:00, my hutch. Be there. 570 00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:19,750 Sally Heep. 571 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:25,928 Well, it seems we're all winners today. 572 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,090 In court, in love. 573 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,964 You didn't win in court today. Remember? Your side lost. 574 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:34,230 Ooh, that's right. 575 00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:40,633 He was really something. You should've seen him. 576 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:46,413 May I ask, how does a man not see his son in 15 years? 577 00:39:46,517 --> 00:39:49,281 Ah, don't start with me. 578 00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:52,719 I'm being curious, not judgmental. 579 00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:57,994 Is that who Denny Crane is? 580 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:03,893 He's not my son. 581 00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:08,905 What do you mean, he's not your son? 582 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:14,572 His mother slapped me with a paternity suit. I settled. 583 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:18,079 She came back about 10 years later... 584 00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:21,174 with a guilty conscience and admitted that I wasn't the father... 585 00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:23,685 just deep pockets. 586 00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:27,519 But I liked the kid... 587 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:30,822 so I kept paying for his education and so forth. 588 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,987 Obviously, he doesn't know. 589 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,291 His mother said it would break his heart. 590 00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:40,393 He so liked being... 591 00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:43,439 the son of Denny Crane. 592 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,441 Hmm. Who wouldn't? 593 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:48,444 You're not my father? 594 00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:57,052 I'm not your son? 595 00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:06,391 I'm not your son. 596 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:13,660 - Not by blood. - Then how? 597 00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:18,504 You didn't raise me. Who's my father? 598 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,044 You'll have to discuss that with your mother. 599 00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:36,590 - It's all been a lie. - Hey, what wasn't a lie was your performance in that courtroom. 600 00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:40,262 You're a hell of a lawyer. 601 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,899 You did channel me. 602 00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:52,342 L... I gotta go. 603 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:05,582 Sir, is it okay if I keep the name? 604 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,425 Of course. 605 00:42:15,799 --> 00:42:17,699 Donny Crane. 52155

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