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You're turning 43.
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If you don't mind,
I'm trying to appear vulnerable
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to facilitate my snorkeling
up your thigh bone later.
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Alan, you boyfriend,
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me girlfriend.
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You have a season's pass.
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You're ruining the conquest part,
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which is all it's really about for me.
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Really?
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Well, how about a little
play acting, then?
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Only if this time,
I get to be the sheep.
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I'm gonna sit over there
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and pretend to be alone.
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And you're gonna approach me,
being the stranger that you are,
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and conquest me.
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Don't be silly.
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No, I'd like to see
how you operate, Mr. Shore.
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How are you doing?
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Fine, thank you.
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I'm Joe.
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I'm with somebody.
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Who?
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Hello, I'm a complete stranger.
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And I'm here to pick you up.
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Oh, I see. There's two of us.
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I'll be evens, you be odds.
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You got a problem?
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No, actually.
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I just saw this fair maiden here
talking to a tree trunk,
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and since I'm an arborist,
I thought I could help translate.
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Here's a health tip.
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- Walk away.
- Why would I do that?
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All right, guys.
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Don't be deceived by my cushy appearance.
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Excuse me.
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- I actually am with him.
- I don't care.
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Walk away, or I lay you out.
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I don't mean to be a stickler,
but isn't the object to lay her out?
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Hey!
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Oh, gee, I'm sorry,
I was reaching for my wallet.
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I see.
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Allow me to reach for mine.
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Are you all right?
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Fine.
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Hello, big people.
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Sorry to intrude,
but you seem rather strapping.
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Here's $300.
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Would you be so kind as
to go hit that man down there?
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Really? / Alan.
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There's an extra $100 if he goes down.
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You're on.
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- Make it a good one.
- Oh, for god's sakes.
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Here's $100, go help your friend.
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Gee, it seems Joe has buddies.
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One for you,
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one for you,
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I got plenty of them.
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Hit them hard now.
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For you and for you.
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Boston Legal
1x14. Till We Meet Again
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ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON ABC: 2005/02/13
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You don't think the evening was
slightly symptomatic of something?
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You take me to a college frat bar,
and you start a fight.
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I did not start it.
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- You certainly did start it.
- Alan, wonderful news.
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The Kerwin deposition
has been cancelled.
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You don't have to go.
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Your morning is now free,
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which works out
because it seems these
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two police officers are
here to arrest you.
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Are you Alan Shore?
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My, aren't you clever?
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I bet you make detective one day.
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Was my calling him Alan a clue?
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Please place your hands
behind your back.
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Why?
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Sir, please.
You're under arrest
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for conspiracy
to commit assault and battery.
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You have the right
to remain silent.
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You have it all memorized.
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Aren't you, the spiffy jiffy?
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And a sharp dresser.
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You have the right to an attorney.
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If you cannot afford an attorney,
one will be appointed to you...
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Not to worry, dear.
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I'll cancel the rest of your day.
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And in an unprecedented,
if not bizarre move,
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the selectmen of Summersport,
Massachusetts, a small south shore town,
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population 18,000, voted six to
two yesterday to ban red meat.
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As of midnight, it is now illegal to
serve or sell beef within the township.
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Mayor George Bostwick calling
the law a health and safety regulation.
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God, health and safety.
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Did they not call a town
meeting to discuss this?
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Well, they did. And nobody really
took it that seriously.
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But the mayor controls the selectmen,
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and this is exactly the publicity
he's hoping to buy.
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In the meantime, my steak house
is out of business.
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How can you ban red meat?
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Well, they got a whole campaign
they're gonna go with it.
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They plan to promote Summersport
as the seafood capital of the world.
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We're carnivores.
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When the pilgrims landed,
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the first thing they did
was eat a few indians.
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Is there anything we can do?
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We'll get an immediate T.R.O.
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I'll argue it myself.
Ban red meat.
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That cannot pass constitutional mustard.
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The word is muster, Denny,
but you're right.
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The law lacks condiments.
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Let's mark up a motion and get going,
and let's do it in Suffolk.
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We should contact the owners of
the other affected restaurants,
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and have them join us.
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32744, commonwealth vs. Alan Shore,
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conspiracy to commit battery.
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Tara Wilson for the defendant, your honor.
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We'll waive reading. I shouldn't think
there'll be any question of bail.
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What have we got here?
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He paid some guys in a bar
to assault another guy.
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Judge, the guy insulted my honor.
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I was required by the canons
of bar room conduct to respond.
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This being America, I simply
enlisted unsuspecting warriors
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who had no idea what I was
getting them into.
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Was anybody hurt?
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Cuts and bruises. There was
some damage to the bar.
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My suggestion is we admit to
sufficient facts
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so you'll continue it
without a finding.
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My client makes full
restitution to the bar.
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That's not gonna fly.
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It was self-defense.
Mr. Shore was hit.
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The fact that he hired others to
do the hitting back doesn't preclude...
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You want a not guilty,
counsel, you need a trial.
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We could do it today.
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You're ready to proceed now?
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I'll stipulate to all the facts
in the police report,
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though I must take issue
with some of the spelling.
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If he stips to the facts,
I could be ready tomorrow.
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Jury trial, of course.
I can provide the court with
a list of my closest peers.
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I leave for Aspen on Wednesday.
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So we will complete this in one day.
10:00 tomorrow.
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The defendant is released
on personal recognizance.
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Mr. Shore...
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it would be a big mistake to come
in here thinking this is funny.
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You mean it's not funny?
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You cannot just ban red meat.
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Any municipality can pass reasonable
health regulations.
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Ah, yes, let's just pause
on that word "reasonable."
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Many towns are dry,
forbidding the sale of alcohol.
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There is an enormous
difference between the sale...
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Hold on one second, Ms. Schmidt.
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In my courtroom, we allow
counsel to finish their thoughts.
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- We do not...
- if I could interrupt.
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The author of this particular
and preposterous legislation
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happens to be both politically ambitious
and a glutton for publicity,
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which this new law, funny thing,
happens to be generating.
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Red meat poses legitimate
health concerns.
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So do overzealous elected officials.
We don't just ban them.
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- If only we could.
- Now, I shall do the interrupting.
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If nothing else, I pride myself
on being a conscientious fact finder.
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Oh, brother.
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Mr. Crane, did you say something?
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It's a stupid law.
Overturn it. Be a man.
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Mr. Crane was trying to be helpful.
Apparently, he did not succeed.
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What is the reason, specifically,
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for your client banning
the sale of red meat?
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Bovine spongiform encephalopathy.
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Mad cow disease.
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- We're fearful of an outbreak.
- In Summersport?
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- Everywhere.
- That's ridiculous.
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Very well, we shall hold
an evidentiary hearing.
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First person I shall hear
from is the mayor.
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Then, Ms. Schmidt, if you so desire,
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I shall listen to your client.
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Until then, we are adjourned.
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Put on a dress.
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2:00.
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What are you doing?
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I know this judge.
I know where his buttons are.
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Research shows, Denny,
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it's not wise to antagonize the people
whose favor you're trying to court.
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Oh, come on, Shirley.
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You still antagonize me,
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and we both know what's
really going on, don't we?
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You sweet man.
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It's been a long time
since you hit my button.
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I doubt you'd even know where to find it.
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Just a matter of time, Shirley.
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Just a matter of time.
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This doesn't involve you, man,
it's sexual.
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I thought you said the judge
would strike the law down.
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I just got a little tougher, Dominick.
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They played the mad cow card.
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Sometimes a mayor has to do what's
right even if it isn't popular.
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Red meat presents risks
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which I, as the guardian of my
constituency, am unwilling to assume.
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Legislation is capricious on its face.
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That'll be our only comment at this time.
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Pop goes the weasel.
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All right, Denny Crane.
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Still cuckoo for cuckoo puffs.
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Who's your daddy?
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Denny Crane.
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Pop goes the weasel.
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Simply put, I don't think we can
guarantee the safety of beef.
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Why not?
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For starters, we just lifted
the ban on Canadian cattle,
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where mad cow disease
was just found again.
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The percentage of mad cow in
Canada is statistically...
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But why take chances?
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Consider this disease.
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it's incurable, it rots the brain,
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it's invariably fatal,
and it's a painful death.
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But our government has assured us
there's absolutely no danger in this.
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Our government is pro-beef.
Are you kidding?
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In the last five years, the agriculture
business has donated $140 million
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to congressional and
presidential candidates.
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Fast-food chains, the cattlemen's
beef association, you name it,
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they've all given big bucks.
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But the department of agriculture says...
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Oh, please, the USDA's in
the meat industry's back pocket.
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What evidence do you have of that?
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You want evidence?
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How about the last secretary of agriculture
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appointed meat industry advocates
to top jobs at the USDA?
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How about the secretary's
former chief of staff used to be
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the chief lobbyist for the national
cattlemen's beef association?
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The USDA has been bought.
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Pretty strong words, Mr. Bostwick.
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- Oprah got sued for saying less.
- Well, what does that tell you?
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The meat industry gets to sue
a talk show host
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for putting down a hamburger?
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Free speech doesn't apply
when it comes to beef?
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Well, certainly, the USDA has
an interest in making meat safe?
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But they have a double mandate,
your honor.
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And while one may be to keep beef safe,
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the other, the bigger one...
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is to promote the sale
of American meat.
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You think there's a real interest in
this country in rooting out mad cow disease?
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It's "don't ask, don't tell."
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Objection! / This past April,
a cow stumbled and fell in Texas.
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The vets suspected a central
nervous system disorder.
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That animal should have been tested.
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It wasn't.It was quickly slaughtered
and put into pig feed.
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Why? Because god forbid
we discover mad cow disease.
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It would cost billions
and billions of dollars.
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I'm not gonna wait.
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If that gets me sued, so be it.
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How many people in this country
have been afflicted
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with the human strain of
mad cow disease?
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I don't plan to... / To wait, yes.
How many?
250
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- We don't know.
- There have been no confirmed cases.
251
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According to some scientists,
252
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many people we think have Alzheimer's
could, in fact, be sick from mad cow.
253
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Are you a scientist, sir? / No.
254
00:12:33,691 --> 00:12:36,242
Before you became mayor,
what was your occupation?
255
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I owned auto dealerships.
256
00:12:37,532 --> 00:12:39,528
You were a car salesman.
257
00:12:39,528 --> 00:12:43,824
Given that three million people are
killed or injured on our roads every year,
258
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do you also plan to ban automobiles?
259
00:12:45,857 --> 00:12:48,022
No. / What about salmonella?
260
00:12:48,022 --> 00:12:49,461
Any plans to criminalize chickens?
261
00:12:49,461 --> 00:12:52,995
- People don't die from chickens or...
- What about mercury in fish?
262
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It's a concern.
263
00:12:54,571 --> 00:12:56,890
But, again, I made a judgment as mayor,
264
00:12:56,890 --> 00:12:59,660
and the selectmen concurred
that the dangers of beef...
265
00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,323
Have you any personal political ambitions
266
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,974
beyond that of being mayor of Summersport?
267
00:13:04,974 --> 00:13:07,028
I'm not trying to get headlines,
if that's what you're saying.
268
00:13:07,028 --> 00:13:10,004
I didn't say that,
but funny you did.
269
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Have you got anything?
270
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,442
You would agree, Mr. Mayor,
that by and large,
271
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vegetarians are communists.
272
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I certainly would not.
273
00:13:20,749 --> 00:13:22,401
We're at war, Mr. Bostwick.
274
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,716
Think we can win that war
if we suddenly say to our soldiers,
275
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:25,792
"no more meat"?
276
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,654
Think a nation of fish-eaters
can protect the world, you wimp?
277
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- Objection.
- Withdrawn. Nothing further.
278
00:13:32,098 --> 00:13:35,565
What the hell are you doing?
279
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,817
Don't bother with the merits, Shirley.
280
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,492
This case, it's all about the judge.
281
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,471
You asked to see us.
282
00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:16,533
Sit.
283
00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:19,306
Not to worry.
This is standard.
284
00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:20,588
He purposely doesn't look up.
285
00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:25,044
It's a technique taught in the '40s
for establishing dominion.
286
00:14:31,134 --> 00:14:35,441
You were involved in a bar
altercation last night?
287
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,804
Altercation? I think not.
288
00:14:36,804 --> 00:14:38,432
It was a brawl.
289
00:14:38,432 --> 00:14:41,441
- And you were arrested?
- I was.
290
00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:43,356
Trial starts tomorrow, actually.
291
00:14:43,356 --> 00:14:46,916
Can I count on you
as a character witness?
292
00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:48,581
Who's defending you?
293
00:14:48,581 --> 00:14:53,684
I'm representing myself,
with Tara's assistance.
294
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,973
There's no opportunity to plead this out?
295
00:14:55,973 --> 00:14:58,897
Only if I plead guilty,
which is, of course, unacceptable.
296
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,961
I have to worry about a three strikes law,
297
00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:04,975
since I plan to commit future crimes.
298
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:11,005
I don't know what kind of career
death wish you have, Mr. Shore,
299
00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:13,565
but if you're convicted,
if you get time,
300
00:15:13,565 --> 00:15:15,470
your employment will be terminated.
301
00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,232
That may be of little
consequence to you...
302
00:15:17,232 --> 00:15:20,190
If I had a nickel for every time
you've threatened to fire me, Paul,
303
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,488
I could simply retire.
304
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,738
Alan, cut it out.
305
00:15:25,544 --> 00:15:29,945
It is not my habit to lecture,
306
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:34,090
but what you did last night
was selfish.
307
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:38,514
We have a reputation here
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
308
00:15:38,514 --> 00:15:42,410
The attorneys here take
great pride in that reputation.
309
00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:45,968
It undermines everyone
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt
310
00:15:45,968 --> 00:15:49,568
when a lawyer here
is criminally prosecuted.
311
00:15:49,568 --> 00:15:53,112
Your actions hurt people.
312
00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:57,785
All of us must now tender explanations
313
00:15:57,785 --> 00:16:00,816
to our friends, our colleagues,
314
00:16:00,816 --> 00:16:06,525
to safeguard and repair the reputation
of Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
315
00:16:06,525 --> 00:16:07,888
Stop it!
316
00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:14,692
I've had it.
317
00:16:17,301 --> 00:16:18,476
Do you hear me?
318
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:20,227
I have had it.
319
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,424
Get out, both of you.
320
00:16:51,864 --> 00:16:54,174
Personally, I would never eat meat.
321
00:16:54,174 --> 00:16:55,316
Why, doctor?
322
00:16:55,316 --> 00:16:58,582
We don't have the means to keep track
of what cattle are being fed,
323
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,808
nor are we adequately testing them,
in my opinion.
324
00:17:00,808 --> 00:17:03,635
Your honor, I object to paranoia
being offered as evidence.
325
00:17:03,635 --> 00:17:05,964
I'm sorry, but it's absolutely reckless
326
00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:08,412
for a government to
be telling us we're safe
327
00:17:08,412 --> 00:17:11,852
when the scientific community
can't necessarily detect all the ways
328
00:17:11,852 --> 00:17:14,555
this disease can be contracted
or transmitted.
329
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,475
But let's look at statistics.
330
00:17:16,475 --> 00:17:20,302
Nobody in this country seems to be
getting sick from mad cows.
331
00:17:20,302 --> 00:17:22,552
Judge, we just can't know that.
332
00:17:22,552 --> 00:17:26,099
The disease may have an incubation
period of up to 40 years.
333
00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:27,761
You may be infected right now.
334
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:28,991
My point is,
335
00:17:28,991 --> 00:17:32,739
nobody now seems to be
demonstrating symptoms.
336
00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:34,864
We don't know that for sure, either.
337
00:17:35,089 --> 00:17:37,392
The human strain of
the mad cow disease
338
00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:39,498
is called Creutzfeldt-Jakob.
339
00:17:39,498 --> 00:17:40,824
We call it CJD.
340
00:17:40,824 --> 00:17:45,191
But you can also get CJD sporadically,
with no link to infected meat.
341
00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:48,294
And some of the people
we've diagnosed with Alzheimer's
342
00:17:48,294 --> 00:17:50,530
might, in fact, have CJD.
343
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:54,111
We don't know how many cases
there really are.
344
00:17:54,111 --> 00:17:57,248
You cannot tell me the government
has all this figured out.
345
00:17:57,248 --> 00:17:59,220
And the government just covers this up?
346
00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,482
Well, it's probably
not so much a cover-up.
347
00:18:01,482 --> 00:18:04,400
It's just we're not terribly
motivated to discover the problem.
348
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,401
The economic consequences
would be too severe.
349
00:18:06,401 --> 00:18:07,886
Economic consequences,
350
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,913
the beef industry would risk
an outbreak of mad cow disease.
351
00:18:10,913 --> 00:18:12,536
That wouldn't bankrupt them overnight?
352
00:18:12,536 --> 00:18:15,827
The beef industry can't always
tell when a cow is sick,
353
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:19,341
and they're desperate to believe
that isolated cases are isolated cases.
354
00:18:19,341 --> 00:18:21,766
And the department of agriculture
just plays along?
355
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:25,295
The month after that sick cow
was found in Washington state,
356
00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:29,160
mad cow testing dropped almost 50%.
357
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,121
- That's outrageous.
- It eventually went up.
358
00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:34,955
Look, they tried to track the herd
where that Washington cow came from...
359
00:18:34,955 --> 00:18:37,939
they couldn't find 53 of the 80 cows.
360
00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:41,243
They've since admitted their cattle
trackback system isn't up and running,
361
00:18:41,243 --> 00:18:44,703
and it would have to be done
on a voluntary basis.
362
00:18:44,703 --> 00:18:46,295
Voluntary...
363
00:18:46,295 --> 00:18:52,639
please, what meat-packing plant wants
the distinction of having a mad cow?
364
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,819
Which is why I order the fish.
365
00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:01,725
Denny. / Hmm.
366
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,811
- I'm getting my ass kicked here.
- I can see that.
367
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:06,107
Any suggestions?
368
00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,396
- How old are you, sir?
- 46.
369
00:19:11,396 --> 00:19:14,462
I'm 72, and I can mop the floor
with you. You know why?
370
00:19:14,462 --> 00:19:16,463
I eat meat.
371
00:19:16,463 --> 00:19:18,471
Makes me strong, builds
up my immune system,
372
00:19:18,471 --> 00:19:21,047
fights off a whole bunch of other
diseases I might have had
373
00:19:21,047 --> 00:19:23,479
if I weren't so strong.
374
00:19:23,718 --> 00:19:26,427
Red meat saves lives, baby.
375
00:19:26,427 --> 00:19:28,158
- You ever think about that?
- I'm sorry,
376
00:19:28,158 --> 00:19:31,297
but there's no real
evidence to support that opinion.
377
00:19:31,802 --> 00:19:34,020
Oh, I'm sorry.
378
00:19:34,531 --> 00:19:37,424
Any hard evidence to support yours?
379
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,929
Hard evidence, no.
380
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:47,172
But I don't think we really want to wait
for that evidence to come rushing in.
381
00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:54,503
I had him there,
382
00:19:54,768 --> 00:19:56,664
right till the end.
383
00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:02,164
He basically offered us $100 to fight.
384
00:20:02,164 --> 00:20:03,334
You took the money.
385
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:05,045
Yes. / And you fought.
386
00:20:05,045 --> 00:20:06,366
Yes.
387
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:08,063
Thank you, sir.
388
00:20:10,998 --> 00:20:12,909
Interesting. We agree to
stipulate to the facts,
389
00:20:12,909 --> 00:20:15,310
and the prosecution sees fit
to distort them just the same.
390
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:16,938
- Objection.
- Mr. Edwards, I didn't say,
391
00:20:16,938 --> 00:20:18,899
"here's $100, go fight," did I?
392
00:20:18,899 --> 00:20:21,281
Well... / Did I not first ask
your friend Mike
393
00:20:21,281 --> 00:20:23,514
to avenge an assault
committed against me?
394
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,618
Yes. / And then when Mike
was attacked,
395
00:20:25,618 --> 00:20:28,753
I enlisted you and others
to go to his aid, did I not?
396
00:20:28,753 --> 00:20:31,538
Yes. / And the man who first
assaulted me
397
00:20:31,538 --> 00:20:34,040
had many colleagues who
joined the fray, did he not? / Yes.
398
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:37,470
In fact, Joe's friends first turned it
into a brawl, wouldn't you say?
399
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:41,509
Yes. / And as a friend of Mike's,
is it your testimony
400
00:20:41,509 --> 00:20:45,143
you would not have gone to his aid
had I not offered you money?
401
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,638
No, I would have probably
jumped in anyway at that point.
402
00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:49,957
Well, given your honest
and forthright testimony,
403
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,506
which has shed blinding light
on what happened in the bar that night,
404
00:20:52,506 --> 00:20:54,073
would you now consider yourself
405
00:20:54,073 --> 00:20:57,951
a witness more for the prosecution
or the defense?
406
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,938
Um, I guess defense.
407
00:21:01,938 --> 00:21:03,638
Thank you, Mr. Edwards.
408
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:06,222
You deserve another $100.
409
00:21:16,394 --> 00:21:17,547
We're going to lose?
410
00:21:17,547 --> 00:21:18,884
It hasn't gone well.
411
00:21:18,884 --> 00:21:19,991
Surely you've noticed.
412
00:21:19,991 --> 00:21:21,945
My grandfather started this steak house.
413
00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:23,242
How can...
414
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,868
- I just can't believe it.
- Look, it isn't over yet.
415
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,305
We still have summations, but...
416
00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:33,467
Let me tell you this one more time.
417
00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:35,654
Play the judge.
418
00:21:35,654 --> 00:21:38,105
The man lives with his mother,
and he wears lifts.
419
00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:40,512
The buzzword is nansy-pansy.
420
00:21:40,512 --> 00:21:43,651
- I beg your pardon.
- Nansy-pansy.
421
00:21:43,651 --> 00:21:45,743
He doesn't want to fall
on that side of the fence.
422
00:21:45,743 --> 00:21:48,493
It's even worse than namby-pamby.
423
00:21:48,493 --> 00:21:51,733
- What are you talking about?
- Trust me, Shirley.
424
00:21:52,868 --> 00:21:55,373
For once, can you do that?
425
00:21:57,081 --> 00:22:00,345
Nansy-pansy.
426
00:22:09,106 --> 00:22:11,601
I was thinking perhaps I should close.
427
00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,059
Don't be ridiculous.
428
00:22:13,059 --> 00:22:14,805
- I'm sorry?
- No offense, Tara,
429
00:22:14,805 --> 00:22:17,080
but since I handled the witness,
the jury will be...
430
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,725
Did you see the faces on the jury?
431
00:22:19,975 --> 00:22:21,015
They weren't impressed.
432
00:22:21,015 --> 00:22:22,640
They found you smug.
433
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,532
You were, perhaps, too
self-satisfied to notice.
434
00:22:26,687 --> 00:22:30,364
Are we at a certain point
in our cycle, Tara?
435
00:22:34,388 --> 00:22:36,141
I apologize.
436
00:22:36,141 --> 00:22:37,592
Do you?
437
00:22:38,722 --> 00:22:40,505
That's a first.
438
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,125
Say what you must.
439
00:22:46,863 --> 00:22:49,291
I was hugely embarrassed
by what happened at the bar,
440
00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:51,000
not to mention terrified.
441
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,941
I could have been injured.
Did that ever occur to you?
442
00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:54,972
I mean, it would have been one thing
443
00:22:54,972 --> 00:22:57,568
had you had a neanderthal
reaction and swung back,
444
00:22:57,568 --> 00:22:59,846
but your response was considered.
445
00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:03,895
You reflectively, calmly
orchestrated your violence.
446
00:23:03,895 --> 00:23:06,137
People could have been hurt.
447
00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:08,150
I could have been hurt,
448
00:23:08,150 --> 00:23:09,788
but you've not once considered that,
449
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:12,942
because contrary to the rumor that
you are the center of the universe,
450
00:23:12,942 --> 00:23:16,086
clearly you are the universe,
451
00:23:16,309 --> 00:23:19,904
and I, for one,
am getting sick of it.
452
00:23:42,719 --> 00:23:44,579
Alan Shore's a good lawyer, Paul.
453
00:23:44,579 --> 00:23:47,210
If we fire him,
it does leave a hole.
454
00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:48,737
I am certainly mindful of that,
455
00:23:48,737 --> 00:23:50,851
but how far do we let him push us?
456
00:23:50,851 --> 00:23:53,497
He has done this at every firm
he has worked for.
457
00:23:53,497 --> 00:23:55,555
He defies them to the point...
458
00:23:55,555 --> 00:23:57,240
His last firm sued him.
459
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,379
Yes, and he went on.
They didn't.
460
00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:02,341
Schmidt, you called?
461
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,360
Cellina, I called you
three hours ago.
462
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,506
Where have you been?
463
00:24:05,506 --> 00:24:06,674
Patriots parade.
464
00:24:06,674 --> 00:24:08,690
The patriots parade was last week.
465
00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:10,687
Three super bowls, four years.
466
00:24:10,687 --> 00:24:12,545
I'm still on parade.
467
00:24:13,558 --> 00:24:17,118
You worked on that Ianetti meat-packing
case last year, didn't you?
468
00:24:17,118 --> 00:24:17,938
Yes.
469
00:24:17,938 --> 00:24:21,602
What do you know about
that cow in Washington state?
470
00:24:22,616 --> 00:24:25,662
I'm about to suffer
an embarrassing defeat in court.
471
00:24:25,662 --> 00:24:29,180
I need to show that what happened in
Washington was an isolated, what?
472
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:31,325
Don't go near the Washington case.
473
00:24:31,325 --> 00:24:34,033
It's possible it wasn't
even a downer cow.
474
00:24:34,033 --> 00:24:35,979
What do you mean, downer cow?
475
00:24:35,979 --> 00:24:38,431
Basically, it means the cow fell down.
476
00:24:38,431 --> 00:24:40,852
We're told that the mad cows
are easy to spot
477
00:24:40,852 --> 00:24:43,248
because they stumble and fall.
478
00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:45,348
We were told that this cow fell,
479
00:24:45,348 --> 00:24:47,124
but eyewitnesses in Washington
480
00:24:47,124 --> 00:24:51,312
say the cow was walking
and was tested only as a fluke.
481
00:24:51,312 --> 00:24:52,307
Which means...
482
00:24:52,307 --> 00:24:57,821
while we're being told that the sick cows
show easily detectable symptoms...
483
00:24:57,821 --> 00:25:02,013
they sometimes don't,
and therefore go undetected.
484
00:25:02,013 --> 00:25:05,200
Stay away from the Washington case.
485
00:25:05,512 --> 00:25:07,111
Thank you, Cellina.
486
00:25:12,096 --> 00:25:14,416
Pardon the expression, but...
487
00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:15,814
I'm dead meat.
488
00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:17,791
You really think
you're going to lose?
489
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:21,394
I'm tempted to employ Denny's strategy.
490
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:23,795
Which is...
491
00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:27,784
Nansy-pansy.
492
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,775
All I know is he instigated the brawl.
493
00:25:31,775 --> 00:25:34,720
The charge is conspiracy
to commit aggravated assault.
494
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,842
Talking about me, Brad?
495
00:25:37,564 --> 00:25:41,011
Yeah, we're just trying
to imagine you as an instigator.
496
00:25:41,011 --> 00:25:42,992
What's that supposed to mean?
497
00:25:45,582 --> 00:25:46,919
Sorry.
498
00:25:47,262 --> 00:25:49,142
- Forget it.
- No, let's not forget it.
499
00:25:49,142 --> 00:25:50,749
How about you say
what you have to say?
500
00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,826
Or is that too monumental an effort,
completing whole sentences?
501
00:25:53,826 --> 00:25:55,671
- Come on, Alan.
- You want to talk about me, Lori?
502
00:25:55,671 --> 00:25:57,861
Perhaps you should reposition
yourself behind my back.
503
00:25:57,861 --> 00:25:59,095
Isn't that the rule of the game?
504
00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:01,050
I don't talk about you
behind your back.
505
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,969
You're not that interesting.
506
00:26:03,738 --> 00:26:05,909
I'm tired of this.
Got that?
507
00:26:10,377 --> 00:26:12,162
I don't know what's going on
with you, sport,
508
00:26:12,162 --> 00:26:14,552
but you're certainly smart
enough to realize
509
00:26:14,552 --> 00:26:18,231
that I could probably dismember
you in about the time...
510
00:26:18,729 --> 00:26:19,814
Then do it. / Cut it out.
511
00:26:19,814 --> 00:26:21,198
What the hell is going on?
512
00:26:21,198 --> 00:26:23,282
Careful, Tara. I wouldn't
want you to get hurt.
513
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:24,242
Listen to me.
514
00:26:24,242 --> 00:26:27,330
Talking to others as if I weren't
the only one in the universe.
515
00:26:27,330 --> 00:26:28,804
When will I learn?
516
00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:30,805
No, when will we learn?
517
00:26:31,107 --> 00:26:34,174
That you are always right.
518
00:26:36,622 --> 00:26:39,088
That it makes sense
to start a bar room brawl.
519
00:26:39,088 --> 00:26:43,814
That it's perfectly reasonable to get
into a shoving match at the office.
520
00:26:44,045 --> 00:26:47,496
Nothing could be going on with you.
521
00:26:49,047 --> 00:26:52,099
When will we learn?
522
00:26:55,032 --> 00:26:56,942
Get help.
523
00:27:07,997 --> 00:27:12,036
We had an expression in this country
years ago called "where's the beef?"
524
00:27:12,036 --> 00:27:15,414
Translation, where's the substance?
525
00:27:15,705 --> 00:27:17,832
Your honor, do you know anybody
526
00:27:17,832 --> 00:27:21,354
who's been victimized
by mad cow disease?
527
00:27:21,354 --> 00:27:23,915
Know anybody who knows anybody?
528
00:27:24,379 --> 00:27:29,679
Know anybody who knows anybody
who knows anybody?
529
00:27:30,087 --> 00:27:32,880
There's simply not a shred of
evidence to
530
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,706
suggest that a single person
in this country
531
00:27:35,706 --> 00:27:39,315
has ever become ill from a mad cow.
532
00:27:39,519 --> 00:27:41,921
But why wait?
533
00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:43,370
That's the mayor's jingle.
534
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,792
Why wait?
535
00:27:46,051 --> 00:27:48,500
Because this man and others like him
536
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:53,491
have sacrificed their lives and their
livelihoods building their restaurants.
537
00:27:53,491 --> 00:27:55,484
Maybe as a courtesy,
538
00:27:55,484 --> 00:27:58,443
we could wait for a scintilla of evidence
539
00:27:58,443 --> 00:28:02,130
before arbitrarily destroying
their businesses.
540
00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:03,451
The fact is,
541
00:28:03,451 --> 00:28:07,148
the USDA has done an exemplary job
conducting tests,
542
00:28:07,148 --> 00:28:10,803
establishing safeguards to prevent
the outbreak of mad cow disease,
543
00:28:10,803 --> 00:28:13,343
which is probably
why it hasn't broken out.
544
00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:16,752
Well, we could give in to
our fear and panic...
545
00:28:16,752 --> 00:28:18,779
baseless panic.
546
00:28:18,779 --> 00:28:21,430
but that would make us...
547
00:28:25,634 --> 00:28:29,136
a nation of nansy-pansies.
548
00:28:29,136 --> 00:28:31,187
I don't know about you, but...
549
00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:35,358
I don't want to be a nansy-pansy.
550
00:28:40,129 --> 00:28:42,178
Towns make rules all the time.
551
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:45,875
Lots of them zoned fast-food
restaurants out of business.
552
00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:47,442
Through permits,
553
00:28:47,656 --> 00:28:50,847
they can control
how you build your house.
554
00:28:50,847 --> 00:28:54,298
Some towns ban alcohol, cigarettes.
555
00:28:54,298 --> 00:28:55,609
Others have curfews.
556
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,932
We do all kinds of things.
557
00:28:57,932 --> 00:29:02,198
The only legal requirement
is that the laws are reasonable.
558
00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:07,972
It is not unreasonable to fear
an outbreak of mad cow disease.
559
00:29:07,972 --> 00:29:09,817
We've had a case in Washington state,
560
00:29:09,817 --> 00:29:12,924
another last month in Canada.
561
00:29:12,924 --> 00:29:15,865
We just lifted the ban on Canadian beef.
562
00:29:15,865 --> 00:29:19,561
The incubation period for
this disease could be decades.
563
00:29:19,561 --> 00:29:23,323
We have no guarantee that
we're not already infected.
564
00:29:23,323 --> 00:29:25,489
It is simply reckless
565
00:29:25,489 --> 00:29:28,023
for the government to be injecting certainty
566
00:29:28,023 --> 00:29:30,372
when the scientific community cannot.
567
00:29:30,372 --> 00:29:31,705
And forget mad cow.
568
00:29:31,705 --> 00:29:36,430
We already know that eating beef
can cause high cholesterol, heart disease.
569
00:29:36,430 --> 00:29:38,472
It increases the risk of colon cancer.
570
00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:43,142
There's listeria and E. coli,
which has already killed people.
571
00:29:43,142 --> 00:29:44,524
Dioxin,
572
00:29:44,524 --> 00:29:47,484
the poison that almost killed
the Ukrainian president,
573
00:29:47,484 --> 00:29:51,257
that stuff is on our grazing grass.
574
00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:53,469
Scientists say the average American has
575
00:29:53,469 --> 00:29:56,285
about 10 units of dioxin in their blood fat
576
00:29:56,285 --> 00:29:59,529
simply from eating animal fat.
577
00:30:00,126 --> 00:30:04,825
There are all kinds of
reasonable justifications
578
00:30:04,825 --> 00:30:09,453
for a mayor to try to reduce red meat
from the diet of his citizenry.
579
00:30:09,453 --> 00:30:11,449
And let me remind you.
580
00:30:11,669 --> 00:30:13,144
there is nothing...
581
00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:17,010
nothing in the constitution
582
00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:21,765
that guarantees anybody
the right to sell a hamburger.
583
00:30:36,415 --> 00:30:38,202
This wasn't self-defense.
584
00:30:38,202 --> 00:30:40,532
Mr. Shore was not under
any physical threat
585
00:30:40,532 --> 00:30:42,565
when he paid the first man to fight.
586
00:30:42,565 --> 00:30:45,636
This was vengeance for hire.
587
00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:49,323
And once that violence began,
he started paying others to escalate it.
588
00:30:49,323 --> 00:30:51,618
These facts are not in dispute.
589
00:30:51,618 --> 00:30:54,873
The only real question for you here is,
590
00:30:54,873 --> 00:30:59,034
is Mr. Shoreabove the law or not?
591
00:31:12,249 --> 00:31:14,436
I've been accused of,
592
00:31:14,436 --> 00:31:18,623
reflectively, perhaps even glibly,
593
00:31:18,623 --> 00:31:22,642
orchestrating a little revenge.
594
00:31:22,642 --> 00:31:26,324
Well, I guess that's how
I wanted it to look.
595
00:31:26,324 --> 00:31:29,307
A man punched me in the face
596
00:31:29,579 --> 00:31:32,113
in front of my girlfriend.
597
00:31:32,364 --> 00:31:36,648
And while my instinct
was to hit him back,
598
00:31:36,648 --> 00:31:40,279
the truth is, I was afraid.
599
00:31:40,668 --> 00:31:47,534
I was fearful that if I retaliated,
he would...
600
00:31:48,195 --> 00:31:50,186
beat me up.
601
00:31:50,186 --> 00:31:53,115
So I got somebody else
to do my fighting.
602
00:31:53,115 --> 00:31:56,467
Then things got out of hand.
603
00:31:58,203 --> 00:32:00,966
And, well...
604
00:32:01,290 --> 00:32:04,959
I had to send more and more troops
605
00:32:04,959 --> 00:32:08,638
to a war that should've ended quickly.
606
00:32:08,638 --> 00:32:11,203
But make no mistake,
607
00:32:11,203 --> 00:32:20,919
my reaction that night was not
so much reflective as it was...
608
00:32:21,804 --> 00:32:23,868
primal.
609
00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:27,212
A man hit me.
610
00:32:28,502 --> 00:32:37,237
And while we like to think of
ourselves as being evolved...
611
00:32:40,031 --> 00:32:43,196
maybe I should've just hit him.
612
00:32:44,794 --> 00:32:49,715
There's a warrior that lies within
the belly of every man.
613
00:32:49,715 --> 00:32:55,227
A warrior who, in my case,
has always gone unsatisfied.
614
00:32:55,227 --> 00:33:00,020
I tried to satisfy him
but without pain.
615
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:03,335
That's what the craven do, sometimes.
616
00:33:03,818 --> 00:33:06,303
They stand out of the fray,
617
00:33:06,303 --> 00:33:11,148
thump their egos along with their chests,
618
00:33:11,465 --> 00:33:14,482
and let others do the fighting.
619
00:33:46,669 --> 00:33:48,853
Well, thank you all for staying late.
620
00:33:52,395 --> 00:33:54,594
I did some research of my own.
621
00:33:54,594 --> 00:33:58,870
As you may know, I pride myself
on being a conscientious fact finder.
622
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,387
Here we go.
623
00:34:03,578 --> 00:34:05,468
Mad cow disease is here.
624
00:34:05,468 --> 00:34:07,865
And for all the guarantees
supplied by the government,
625
00:34:07,865 --> 00:34:10,332
the scientific community
doesn't back them up.
626
00:34:10,332 --> 00:34:13,644
We all have a right to be concerned.
627
00:34:13,644 --> 00:34:16,158
The governmental agencies
in place to protect us
628
00:34:16,158 --> 00:34:20,792
seem to be controlled by the industries
we need protection from.
629
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:24,115
This mad cow disease started out
in Europe and worked its way over here,
630
00:34:24,115 --> 00:34:28,601
and it is true the scientists
are at odds with our government,
631
00:34:28,601 --> 00:34:30,546
but as a trier of fact,
632
00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:34,491
a judge must rely on facts.
633
00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:38,180
And there is no evidence of an epidemic.
634
00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:41,094
If a judge were to allow himself
to be governed by fear alone,
635
00:34:41,094 --> 00:34:43,366
well, then it is true,
and I agree.
636
00:34:43,366 --> 00:34:45,775
It would make him a...
637
00:34:46,723 --> 00:34:49,369
A nansy-pansy.
638
00:34:49,656 --> 00:34:52,270
This judge is anything but.
639
00:34:52,270 --> 00:34:54,608
I find the law banning
the sale of red meat
640
00:34:54,608 --> 00:34:58,739
to be premature, if not capricious,
and it is hereby overturned.
641
00:34:58,739 --> 00:35:00,570
Way to go, judge.
642
00:35:02,022 --> 00:35:03,874
Case adjourned.
643
00:35:06,275 --> 00:35:07,552
Anybody up for a burger?
644
00:35:07,552 --> 00:35:09,614
Thank you, thank you.
645
00:35:10,427 --> 00:35:12,029
Thank god.
646
00:35:15,679 --> 00:35:18,931
Well, Denny, I admit,
I had my doubts.
647
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,295
But you won this case.
Thank you.
648
00:35:22,295 --> 00:35:25,027
Does this mean we're
having sex tonight?
649
00:35:26,205 --> 00:35:30,797
Allow me the dream a little longer.
650
00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:33,331
I won the day.
651
00:35:33,569 --> 00:35:36,393
I deserve to be rewarded.
652
00:35:36,393 --> 00:35:38,339
I'll give you this.
653
00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:44,570
Denny, Denny,
654
00:35:44,835 --> 00:35:48,492
Denny Crane.
655
00:36:06,382 --> 00:36:09,456
I must be acquitted.
She's not smiling.
656
00:36:09,456 --> 00:36:12,875
Madam foreperson, you've reached
a unanimous verdict?
657
00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:15,254
- We have, your honor.
- What say you?
658
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:18,054
Commonwealth vs. Alan Shore,
659
00:36:18,054 --> 00:36:21,319
on the count of conspiracy
to commit aggravated assault,
660
00:36:21,319 --> 00:36:25,790
we find the defendant
Alan Shore not guilty.
661
00:36:25,790 --> 00:36:27,743
We appeal, judge.
662
00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:33,434
Members of the jury, this completes
your service. You can go.
663
00:36:33,434 --> 00:36:35,484
Mr. Shore.
664
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:38,788
This probably doesn't have to be goodbye
665
00:36:38,788 --> 00:36:42,342
so much as until we meet again.
666
00:36:42,342 --> 00:36:44,146
Yes, your honor.
667
00:36:47,327 --> 00:36:49,661
She's attracted to me.
668
00:36:50,183 --> 00:36:51,499
No doubt.
669
00:36:52,012 --> 00:36:53,520
Tara...
670
00:36:54,304 --> 00:36:56,215
I am sorry.
671
00:36:56,559 --> 00:36:59,803
I never meant to put you in any danger.
672
00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:02,172
I know.
673
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,158
When you...
674
00:37:09,089 --> 00:37:12,791
launched into that diatribe
about me being the...
675
00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:14,657
The universe?
676
00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:20,463
You even said you were sick of it.
677
00:37:22,771 --> 00:37:25,419
Are you sick of me?
678
00:37:29,439 --> 00:37:32,813
Are you sick of me, Tara?
679
00:37:34,806 --> 00:37:36,565
No.
680
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:48,080
As much as I...
681
00:37:49,524 --> 00:37:54,450
loathe sentiment together
with its expression,
682
00:37:55,321 --> 00:37:57,853
I cherish you.
683
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:02,360
You should just know...
684
00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:10,648
you really, really smell good.
685
00:38:12,901 --> 00:38:15,189
You smell good, too.
686
00:38:47,691 --> 00:38:49,486
How'd you do?
687
00:38:49,486 --> 00:38:52,777
The jury was out 15 minutes.
Not guilty.
688
00:38:53,259 --> 00:38:55,398
They took pity on me.
689
00:38:55,736 --> 00:38:57,702
Congratulations.
690
00:39:00,476 --> 00:39:02,248
I heard you won.
691
00:39:04,992 --> 00:39:07,286
Everything okay?
692
00:39:09,248 --> 00:39:11,833
I don't have Alzheimer's.
693
00:39:12,703 --> 00:39:15,094
I have mad cow disease.
694
00:39:17,357 --> 00:39:20,223
Well, it's nice to finally know.
695
00:39:27,013 --> 00:39:31,181
Ever beat up anybody
with your bare hands?
696
00:39:31,534 --> 00:39:33,551
Many times.
697
00:39:35,201 --> 00:39:36,916
Why?
698
00:39:37,570 --> 00:39:39,664
Just asking.
699
00:39:40,233 --> 00:39:41,851
Have you?
700
00:39:44,057 --> 00:39:45,449
No.
701
00:39:48,134 --> 00:39:49,729
Well...
702
00:39:50,731 --> 00:39:54,440
it makes you a better man
than I, I guess.
703
00:39:57,032 --> 00:39:58,766
I guess so.
54003
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