Original subtitles

- Previously, on "below deck"...

- No.

- Kate's so checked out she doesn't even know

really how checked out she is.

- Ugh.

- Jemele hill is a well-known sports broadcaster.

She wants to have an all-white dinner party

that I am supposed to attend.

- [bleep] off!

I'm saying [bleep] off to you, you ----ing prick.

- Wait, wait, wait, we've got one more charter left, bro.

- I'm just not used to someone that I care about

being so aggressive.

It's just a little bit shocking.

- You've got an agenda tonight, brother.

With the amount of coca-cola and cheetos she's eating,

she's probably still awake.

[bleep] you.

- Kate, I'm going through.

Come on.

- All I want is people to get into bed.

The rest of it's irrelevant bullsh--.

Gonna be hell to pay in the morning,

and I'm it, mother----ers.

- At this hour, I don't wanna hear slamming doors

and loud voices.

Get into bed, get to sleep,

and be ready to go in the morning.

- Copy that, cap. - Copy that.

- Holy sh--. This is not good.

- Oh, my god.

- Jiminy cricket, dude.

[ crying ]

- night, boys. - Night, brother.

- I love you. - Love you too.

Ugh.

Kate might be hard and resting bitch face,

but she's also vulnerable.

I know exactly how she feels.

I would rather have explosive diarrhea

than work with these ----ers.

[ crying ]

- what's up, bro? It's five past 8:00, let's go.

- [whispering] jesus christ.

- If I had started my yachting career

where this kind of behavior was allowed,

I would not still be here.

I'm completely over working with misogynistic assholes.

If they wanna make me the bad guy, I can play that game.

- I need a hug. - Right now?

Plenty.

- Good morning, beautiful.

- Good, how are you?

[ sighs ]

- this season has been extremely tough.

We've had injuries--

- oof!

- --People quitting, personality issues.

But we're three days from the season being over,

and these guys are acting like little children.

I'm pissed, and I'm not gonna put up with it.

Attention all crew,

I want everybody in the main salon in 10 minutes.

- Copy that, cap. - Copy, captain.

- You think this is gonna be a morale-boosting pep talk?

- I don't think it is.

- And then we're gonna get chewed out by cap,

and then we're good.

- Oh, last night was a nightmare.

- What happened?

- I came back to the boat and heard the four males

of the crew saying my name and laughing,

so I said, "what the hell are you talking about,"

and it got worse.

It was a really delightful conversation.

- What happened last night,

I really don't give a flying [bleep] about.

What I care about is going forward, is this charter.

If anybody here feels that they can't get along,

go downstairs right now, pack your ----ing bags, and leave.

And if anybody thinks that they're safe

just because it's charter nine,

and I won't fire somebody in the middle of a ----ing charter,

they don't know me.

That being said, I don't see anybody getting up to leave.

So let's just go to work.

Two and a half days-- jesus christ, I can eat

a sh-- sandwich every second for two and a half days.

If I can do it, you guys can do it.

Okay, guys, that's all I got.

- Thank you. - Thank you, cap.

- Deck crew, deck crew, can we meet on bridge deck aft, please?

- Copy, on my way. - [bleep] off.

- Is rhylee joining us for this meeting?

So you heard my first radio call, right?

- I just heard that one too.

- Which one of you two wanna work on lates?

I'm doing earlies, rhylee's doing lates.

- Okay, I think me and her are pretty cool, so it's all right.

- Dude, yeah, we've gotta kinda do some damage control.

I think you-- - less drama.

- I think you're on the best terms with her at the moment.

So let's keep the peace like that.

- Okay. Cool.

- My first season as bosun has not been an easy one,

and I'm absolutely done with rhylee's sh--.

She needs to stay as far away from me as possible.

Let's ----ing enjoy it. Let's have fun.

- Hi, it's kate from motor yacht valor.

I'm gonna need some massage therapists.

- Sounds good. - Thank you so much.

- All crew, all crew, provisions are here.

Hello, how are you? - Coming, coming, coming.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Where the [bleep] is my-- - it's over there.

I got them for morale-boosting day.

- Fancy champagne.

- I love this day. So good for morale.

Damn, this lady's real famous.

- Yeah.

- I think they'll be fun.

- This is gonna be the best charter ever.

- So many prawns, so many things to do,

I haven't even started on the menu.

- Okay, you can go back to ironing.

- Okay. - Wanna have a smoke?

- Okay.

- Hey, listen...

- You know what, let's just let it happen organically.

It's like fight club-- don't talk about it.

He's like, "I would love to hook up with you."

I'm like, "oh, you said it--can't happen today."

- ----ing go whole foods on that sh--.

- I don't know what that means.

- Organic.

- How are you and ash, have you guys spoken?

- No, I don't anticipate speaking with him.

I'm happy to see you and courtney are good.

- Oh, we're not.

I was like, "don't take sides in the whole argument,"

and then she got upset about it, she stormed off.

- So now you guys aren't good again.

- Just not ready emotionally.

I don't know what's going on with brian.

He just takes everything as being disloyal to him.

- You're kind of a bitch. - Brian!

- I didn't.

- And if you wanna have a constructive conversation

about that, I'm more than willing.

But if you want to shut me out for everything

that I say that you don't agree with, it's not reasonable.

I'm allowed to have opinions that differ from yours.

- Are you eating sh--?

- It's chocolate. - Oh, chocolate.

- Hey, kate? - Yeah?

- Remember that time I wasn't allowed in the pantry?

- You're allowed now.

- I figured, since I'm in the galley.

I've done this with kate for the last eight charters.

I've got one more charter to go--I can do this.

Just hold it together, please. Please.

Interior, we are gonna rock.

- We--rock more than we already do.

- Exactly. - It's so hard.

- I don't know if I can rock any harder!

- Brian, wanna have a chat?

- I don't know, you were mad at me.

Don't really know what I did that was so offensive.

- I don't see how that affects us.

- I didn't storm off. - Huh?

- I started crying, and then you walked to the van,

right past me.

- That's not what I'm saying, I'm--

- okay.

All of my friends that I grew up with come from broken homes,

and the only bond that we had was each other's friendship.

With courtney, I kind of expected that from her.

It's very disappointing that she doesn't have my back.

It just really rubs me the wrong way.

- [ sobbing ]

- hey, it's all right.

[bleep]

- I'm sorry, man. - What happened?

- [bleep]

I hate this boat.

- What happened?

- About what?

- Oh, my god, dude.

[ sobbing ]

- coming up...

- We're not getting on your nerves, are we?

Did we do something wrong?

- Ooh!

It's just, like, she's always like, you, you,

you did this, you did this, you did this.

It's never anything that she did.

- [crying] I'm just fed up.

I don't wanna be in a relationship with someone

where I have to walk on eggshells

in order to accommodate them.

I've never really had a boyfriend.

I don't waste my time on people that aren't worthy of it.

- And every time we have a talk or something like that,

she runs to kate and tells her about it.

- That would drive me insane.

- Attention all crew, the guests will be arriving

in five minutes, thank you.

- Last one, last one, last one, have fun.

- Let's go.

- You're wearing the wrong skirt, simone.

- What? Ugh! - That one's grey.

- Ugh!

- It's the last charter, and I feel like everybody

on the crew is cracking.

- [bleep] my life.

[ sighs ]

- have you ever wanted to throw up and smile at the same time?

- Hmm?

- All right!

- The trip officially begins now.

[ laughter, chatter ]

- hello. - Hi!

- How are you? I'm jemele, nice to meet you.

- And I'm captain lee. - Jemele.

- Kate, welcome on board.

- I'm suzette. - Suzette?

My pleasure, how are you? - Nice to meet you.

- Yeah, I'll take the drinks--how are you?

- How you doing? - Good to meet you, hi.

- Jameka. - Kate, nice to meet you.

- Because it's all good, it's all good.

- Ladies, welcome to thailand, and welcome aboard valor.

We've got a great few days laid out for you.

Kate, she's gonna give you a tour of the boat,

and we'll get outta here and start the fun.

- That's what's up. Let's go.

- Hi, right this way. - Okay, all right.

- Ooh. - All right.

- This is great. - That's a cool bag.

- Ooh!

- So this is your master stateroom.

- Wow. - Check this out.

- I'll be sleeping on the couch.

- No, y'all not sleeping with me, so--

- you sharing with us. - Oh, sh--, bullsh--.

- Deck crew, let's get into position.

- So now we'll go up to the sundeck,

up these stairs right here. - Thank you.

- Up these stairs--please be careful, watch your step.

- Oh, wow, nice.

- We'll have lunch around 1:30, underway,

and then you guys will be jetskiing around 3:00.

- Okay. - All right, let's do it.

Last time, we're going bow to stern, starting now.

- That's all lines on deck, all lines on deck.

- Captain lee is "foine". - I think he's kinda cute.

- We got some captain lee groupies up in here.

- Cap, your stern is clear of the dock.

- Good job, everybody. Well done.

So we're celebrating. Jemele just got engaged.

- Right.

- And so we have a few little things

that maybe we can do tonight.

- Sure!

- So this is, like, a big balloon thing.

- Okay, thank you. - But this is like a big sign.

- Tonight, these final charter guests want to have

a '90s-themed bachelorette party.

I love the '90s.

As a teenager, I started going to ska shows

and smoking a lot of pot.

It was so...Dope.

Is that a '90s word?

Oh, my god, I love them so much.

- Okay, I'm gonna set the table for lunch.

- Will you pull his plates? - Yes.

- It is hot as satan's ballsack.

- You still need the wing plate for the tart, or do we--

- no, no, no, we're gonna do the parfait bowls.

And then I can put ingredients on both sides.

- Word.

- Yeah, I did.

- It's the last charter. Super excited.

You know, we need to show a top level of service,

you know, and knock their socks off with something special.

I'm doing fish and crab tonight with pork wontons.

- Okay, that's good.

- Oh, it's couscous.

- Yeah.

----Ing big shot.

- Excuse me. - What's your name?

- Simone. - Simone?

- Yeah. - You're from south africa?

- Yep. - Okay, what part?

- Johannesburg. - All right.

- Yeah. Have you been? - Nice.

- I covered the world cup in 2010.

I was there for 40 days.

- Oh, wow.

Jemele is incredibly inspiring,

having made such a big name for herself, you know?

- I was in joburg-- - oh, really?

- --Durban, port elizabeth-- - that's where I'm from.

- I went to the apartheid museum.

- Yeah? This woman is just kick-ass.

Like, thank you, charter gods.

- How you ladies doing? Are you hungry?

- Yeah.

- ♪ let's ----ing do this ♪

- whoa!

- It says it on there somewhere.

- They live in new york.

- Hey, look...

- No, I promise you...

- This is very nice.

- All the same, right? - All the same.

- We'll toast to I'm gonna be a full missus.

[ shouting, laughter, howling ]

- for the first meal today, we've got blue swimmer crab

in some olive oil and lemon,

and just fennel shaved on the top there.

- Did you put your love in this salad?

- There's so much love in there.

- Because I swear, when I taste it, if I don't feel this love,

kate gonna get cussed out about it.

No, I'm kidding.

- Okay. - Thank you.

I'm totally kidding.

- Oh, my god, this is delicious!

- Oh, my god, this is everything right here.

- This is really good.

- Um--I understand that there will be times

where I won't be in the galley because I'm doing other things,

but I still want to know all the elements of the meals, okay?

- Yeah, but you're not around, kate.

- Thank you.

- Two shots, let's drop it sometime today.

- Copy that.

Two shots, cap.

- Roger that. Good job.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Should I get the yellow line or anything?

- Yeah, just get the yellow line out.

- Okay.

- Hey, kate, can you give us an idea of, like,

what's happening the rest of the day?

- We're going to go jetskiing-- - okay.

- --And then dinner at 8:30. - Okay.

Okay. - Oh, of course.

- I'm not here to have my dinnertime set by somebody else.

Whenever it's time to have dinner, we're gonna have dinner.

It's just like I wanna make sure it's set to our schedule,

not their schedule.

- Right. - Right.

- It's so good.

- Yes! - Yes!

- Yes, it was a perfect lunch. - You hit it.

- Perfect lunch.

- And you can take them over there jetskiing,

if you go over with them.

- Now we have the water toys.

- Okay, go.

- Do you want a new water?

- In there. - Yeah.

- You guys ready?

- Oh, no!

- You wanna hop on this one?

- Yeah--I'm not gonna fall in the water, right?

- No, not at all. - She can't swim.

- Oh, my god,

- oh, my god.

- Sorry.

- There you are. - Thank you.

- Absolutely.

- That was fun.

- Cool, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[ chattering ]

- it's really good. Thank you.

- There's some interesting service issues here in thailand.

- Yeah.

- We have observed.

- I felt--

everybody has interacted with us pretty much the same amount.

- Did we do something wrong?

- Deck crew, deck crew, let's pull all the water toys in.

- Okay.

- And up. You're good.

- Okay. - Can I get you anything?

- Cuss her out! - No.

- I mean, we're not getting on your nerves, are we?

- No, I'm so sorry you feel that way.

- It was just like the energy, like, I was just like, are we--

I hope we're not getting on her nerves.

- I feel like I'm in the twilight zone,

because she's acting like dean on ohana.

Hi. - Kate?

- Yes? - You're scaring all of us.

You're coming off kind of bitchy.

- You're in thailand, on a yacht.

Look elsewhere for satisfaction besides my face.

- Am I getting on your nerves?

- No--in fact, can I get you anything else?

- That sounds like that's a setup.

- Challenge accepted.

- Well, we made--

- coming up... - Is that all right?

- Do you want me to serve the guests in this crockery?

- I don't know why you're being a dick about this.

- I'm trying to explain to you that we have a lot of

sh-- to carry, and I'm the one serving it.

But if this makes you happy, let's do it.

- But--

- everything's gotta be a fight with him.

- I buy all my sh-- myself.

- Yeah.

- I'm sorry, but I think that woman's a [bleep].

- Which one? - The primary.

She's full of sh--.

And she takes me out, in front of her friends,

and basically says, "mm, we aren't getting on your nerves?"

you know what? You weren't until now.

- How long have you been in yachting?

- For like two years.

- If I were your age, like, to me,

this would be like a dream job. - Yeah?

- You're the first black woman I've ever seen on charters.

Like, you never see-- - I know you don't.

- Yeah.

- I like doing things that are out of the ordinary.

- Do you think that maybe she was saying it

because she's like, are we being too demanding?

- There hasn't been enough interaction

for them to make a judgment.

- Courtney and simone, can you please change into your blacks?

- Just push that side up, here it comes.

- Iron it inside-out? - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- What's up, you sexy librarian?

- Thank you.

- ♪ oh, that smells like heaven ♪

♪ or should I say kevin ♪

lunch went well.

Kate wasn't around, so it went well.

A little bit of a thai thing tonight.

I've made pork wontons and I've wrapped up the snapper

again in the banana leaf,

because I think it works awesome,

and I'm serving it with some local mango.

And then jemele's two favorite things

are peanut butter and chocolate,

so I'm putting these two together in a pie,

and it is gonna be banging.

- That looks so pretty.

- Pretty nice sunset.

- Your hair's so pretty.

- I stick-a the weed in there.

- Ah!

- It's like bioluminescence.

- Uh-huh, that's what I'm going for.

- Yeah. - Come on!

- The sweet, neat jemele.

- Looking good? - Looking good.

- All right, let's do it.

- Drink up, bitches.

Let's just take all of the letters off,

and just leave "bitch."

- who, jemele? - Yeah, just like,

"are we getting on your nerves? Because I don't wanna

get on your nerves. If I'm getting on your nerves,

tell me if I'm getting on your nerves." I'm like--

- you are now. - So I liked jemele before,

but now that she's putting kate on the spot,

I'm like, oh, I love you.

- Like-- - yeah.

- So if it's a "yes," we drink.

If you haven't done it, you don't drink.

- I'm sorry, I've never--

- never have I ever used sex as a weapon.

- Oh sh--. - Oh sh--.

- I'm like come on, now. - Hi, come on over.

- "never have I ever been spanked while having sex."

- oh.

Bye-bye.

[ shouting, cheering ]

- uh, do you wanna take your harness down?

Let's get the jetskis in, please.

- If you guys wanna move to the table,

we're ready to serve dinner. - All right.

- That's good. - Just another bump.

- Ooh, it's pretty.

- Deck crew, deck crew, can you do me a favor

and help us decorate the skylounge

for a bachelorette party?

- Yeah, of course, I'm coming up now.

- Brian? - Yeah.

- Here's a bunch of party favors for rhylee.

She'll help you.

- Do you have any penis things for us?

- Yep. - You have to--

- come with me. I mean, come as in come...

- Normally, I would not be super-enthused

to be throwing a party for a charter guest that was so rude.

But because this party's all about shoving dicks

in her face, I'm into it.

I am that cocky.

- Once the crab's on, we can start going.

- Oh, okay.

- We ride together, we die together, yeah?

- "future mrs., drink up, bitches."

- ah, ah!

- So you have an explanation for us?

What do we got?

- Yeah, I've steamed the fish in banana leaf,

and then sliced fresh mango here from thailand.

And then you've got crispy soft-shell crab, also local.

It should be tasty.

- Did we talk about orgasms earlier?

I'm having one at the table--hello.

- Delicious!

- Hey, kevin, they're so happy.

- Wait until they have this peanut butter ----ing tart.

- Never have I drawn a penis until tonight.

- Okay, let's go.

- What's for dessert? - More delicious.

- Oh, my god.

- If this is chocolate and peanut butter--

I will love you.

- I swear to god-- - how'd you know?

- We gonna make out right now. We're making out.

- You and kevin. - You're so aggressive.

- It doesn't need any explanation--

it's chocolate and peanut butter.

- Oh, yeah.

- Whenever you guys are ready,

the bachelorette party will be in the skylounge.

- It's the '90s.

- Are you all going to change as well?

- Yeah, '90s party. - That's right.

- Once they leave the table,

I want you to go run down and get something '90s-ish on.

- Okay.

- The pressure's on.

I gotta be like this janet jackson reincarnated sh--.

- I'm trying to be scary spice.

- I'm wearing mom jeans.

Bachelorette parties are fun, and I love the '90s.

Spice girls, tamagotchi--

I mean, I wouldn't really know,

because I was five, but I loved it.

- Hey, look.

- Oh, my god, did you guys cut these dicks out?

- They cut the dicks out!

- You get a penis. - You get a penis.

- You get a penis, you get a penis,

everybody gets a penis-- let's go!

- Oh! [ cheering, laughter ]

- "future mrs., drink up, bitches."

- you're getting married!

- I'm--I should--

[ snoring ]

- courtney's bringing shots. - Shots!

Shot, shot, shot. - Shot, shot, shot!

- Wait, wait, wait, time out, time out, time out.

All right, look, allow me for my two-minute rant.

- Okay. - Uh-oh, it's about to get loud.

- Hey--

- put your sh-- down. - Put your sh-- down.

- I'm about to make a real awkward transition.

- You're like, "abort, abort!"

- you know what, kate. - She's horrible.

- You're looking for reasons to get mad at me,

fire and aim.

- Kate, can I say, like, uh-- - all right, what you gotta say?

- All right, what you gotta say?

- Kate, can I say, like, uh, hey, I'm sorry.

Because early on, I feel like you got the wrong impression.

Honestly, at the beginning, I judged you prematurely.

- Aw. - I'm sorry.

- Are you having a great time? - I am having a--

- that's what's important. That's all I wanna know.

- It is. - I love an apology.

This season, I've been called a bitch more times

than I've been called kate.

But you know what, a bitch recognizes a bitch,

so I feel like there's some respect happening right now.

- Toast to kate.

- Now I have to take this.

[ chatter, cheering ]

- yum.

- What did she say to you? Did she apologize or something?

- Yeah, dramatically.

"I'm saying I talked so much sh-- about you"--it's fine.

- Where you going? [ bottle clattering ]

- oh, my god. - Oh, my goodness!

- Simone, go ahead and knock off.

- Okay, cool.

- And then just take eight and a half hours.

- Okay. - Wait.

- This is your bedroom, right? - Sh--.

This is my bedroom.

- Mic drop! Mic drop!

- I'll see you in the morning.

- What time we board? - Nineish?

[ yawning, alarm beeping ]

- I don't know.

- Oh, she said don't come knocking.

[ laughter ]

- morning, cap.

- Whenever you're ready, you can move to the table for breakfast.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- Start pulling.

- Anchor's at the waterline.

Anchor's in the pocket.

- Good job, let's get outta here.

- Last night...

- I was just trying to feel like I'm queasy,

like I've had too much to drink.

- The primary's not up, or... - Yes.

- Between danielle and jemele,

every time we put one down they were like,

"bring another one."

[ snoring ]

- the last full day, bro.

- I know, I keep saying it's like the last day of school.

Senior year!

Let's all get along for one last time.

We're graduating today!

Ashton, rhylee, they're not talking to anyone.

Brian and courtney, they're on the rocks.

But I still am hopeful with kate.

It's a marathon, not a sprint.

Let's see if she comes to me.

- This is exactly what I want.

- I'm gonna have you drop the hook.

- Um--

- so myself and the boys will pull the tender in,

and then you can ready the anchor.

- Okay. Do you wanna-- do you want me to--

[ sighs ]

- I just love that you're passed out, like, already.

- I know.

- Like, I couldn't tell you how I got back

to my room last night.

I woke up and I was like, "oh, I'm naked, but I'm alone,

that's the important thing."

- yeah, we were good. - Yeah.

- I think suzette helped. - Oh.

- We all walked for, like, moral support.

- Yeah. - It was a good night, then?

- It was a great night. - Yeah.

- Good. - So, um, I--

- would you like some breakfast?

- Bring me a shot of bourbon.

- I love it.

- Two shots, drop.

- Copy, cap, two shots.

Two shots, cap. - Okay, lock it in.

- That's a good line.

See that accuracy there?

- We're a little bit off, but--

- what's that? - A muffin.

- Ah. - Duh.

You made it, remember? - Yeah.

- I'm nervous about this cock cake, have you got any ideas?

- What are the nerves for?

These guests have requested an erotic cake for jemele.

- An erect one?

- Yeah, I can make an erect one that stands up.

- Oh, good.

- I've never made, like, a free-standing cock.

I need to make it big,

and I don't wanna half-ass this stuff, you know?

[ sighs ]

- we're going to get massages at the beach.

Then you'll have lunch, and we'll have drinks.

- We're having lunch on the beach?

- Yeah. Lunch at 12:30.

- Look at this organizash!

- It's a bloody barbie, mate.

Get your shrimp on the barbie, mate.

- You coming with, courts? - Nope.

- Fair enough.

- All right, so I'm gonna put the garnish on the side.

I put prawn and lamb.

I'm gonna wrap the lamb and the prawns--

- I don't understand, why wouldn't you put them

in a large tupperware?

Then I would open the tupperware--

- and take it out--yeah, yeah. - --And I can put them on the--

- because all the juice and everything--

like, don't worry, we're killing this planet quicker

than I am, saran-wrapping things.

- It's not about the planet-- - anyway--

- --it's about me. - --The other thing is--

- it's when I'm on the sand, it's hot

and there's all this saran wrap, and I'm just like--

- I can handle it okay, so anyway, and the next thing--

- let's just use tupperware.

- You know how you got the plastic bowls?

- Yeah?

- I was wondering if I could use these instead--

like, these kind of lay out. Is that all right?

- Do you want me to serve the guests in this crockery?

- Yeah--it's not like a tossed salad--

both of these salads aren't tossed, they kinda lay--

- it's more like a casserole?

So you want it in the casserole dish?

- No, I'll put it in--

I don't know why you're being a dick about this.

- I'm not being--

- the ----ing plastic ikea bowls are sh-- compared to these.

- I'm not being-- I'm not being a dick about it.

I'm trying to explain to you that we have a lot of sh--

to carry, and I'm the one lifting it,

I'm the one serving it. - But I don't--

- but if this makes you happy, let's do it.

- But--

- at this point, I am so sick and tired of every word

that comes out of kevin's mouth.

Everything's gotta be a fight with him.

- You girls comes through with the sides.

All of us boys serve the steaks.

- I was ----ing pissed off.

You made me and the girls the side bitches.

Do you mind if I put the cold wine back in the cold fridge?

- No. - Is it just your fridge?

- Yeah, it is.

- You called me a dick over casserole dishes?

- Okay. - I don't even know why

this is-- we're having this conversation,

because I can't get a word in.

I have this gift of creative revenge

that I only use when I'm very angry.

Well, congratulations, kevin,

you've made me very angry.

Coming up...

- That's gonna be a girthy cock.

- This is harder than I expected.

- All right, wanna go set up? - That's a good idea.

We kinda wanna claim the spot.

- Do you wanna go? I just wanna stay in the shade.

- Yeah, I'll go. - How you doing, rhy?

- Good.

- Okay, whatever. I'm good with whatever.

Get paid to take a break all charter.

- Up until this point, I've been doing things on rhylee's terms.

Everything she was not happy about last year,

I've made a concerted effort to do it differently this season.

But I just feel defeated.

How much more do I need to do to satisfy rhylee,

the junior deckhand with the most to say?

Yeah, you're cool with everything until we

all hear about it tomorrow night, eh?

- ----Ing hell.

- I don't understand why we're taking these ----ing bins.

- Mm. - Ah!

- All right, ladies.

- Kevin is having a panic attack about his kale.

- So much drama with the crew, but...

- I know.

I think this is the yin and the yang,

like the balance, you know?

- Go around. - Can I walk up and around?

- Go--I don't care what you do.

Get out of my interior. Go that way.

- It was hectic.

- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.

Kate, she just knows how to push your buttons.

I'm sorry, but-- - no, I'm your biggest fan.

- It's just my space. - No, it's a fridge.

- Kate, kate, kev. - What?

- Kate, kate, kev.

- Yeah, they're all up and it's hectic up here.

- Okay, sorry, I'll be right up.

- On all the other boats that I've worked on,

you always get along with your chief stew,

and you make an effort for both of you to shine.

But there's no trust here between me and kate, you know?

She hasn't got my back whatsoever.

It's kinda sad, really.

- Yeah. Duty calls.

- We'll set the gazebo up to cover that side,

and then the massages will be through that little area.

- Water? Champagne?

Tequila.

- Yes, I like it.

- Ah, it's just the ----ing ants are biting me.

Oh, my god!

[ bleep ]

- you're getting tan. - Yeah.

- I'm trying to sweat out some of this alcohol.

- Oh--well, you're in the right place to do it.

- Okay, sounds good, thank you.

- Kevin, kevin, ash. - Yeah, go ahead, ash.

- We'll probably be leaving with the guests in about 10 minutes.

- Copy that, mate.

- Take your time. Seriously, go slow.

- It's all right, it's all right.

Kev, it's all right, it's all right.

- Okay, we're ready to go.

- Here we go. That's it.

[ laughs ]

- oh, we're going backwards.

[ laughter ]

- your nose between your hands.

- All right, all right, ready, go.

- It's our last beach picnic,

and normally these things are a pain in the ass.

But this one is absolutely incredible.

There's this hidden little gem of a beach.

I cannot think of a better way to finish off the season.

This is epic.

- You and me got all this ass in here.

- Oh, yes. - Ow!

- So here's to beautiful experiences

and beautiful people.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- So just so you know,

we've got three masseuses right over there.

The first group can go while you guys eat lunch.

Does that sound good? - Yep, good.

- Perfect.

- All right, I will go get a massage.

- Oh, that's awesome. - Would you like salad?

- Yes.

- Would you like grilled lamb with pomegranate?

- I would like two chops.

- I know, like-- - wow.

- Kate, this is delicious, it's really good.

- Really, he'll be so happy to hear that.

- Eggs are pretty gross.

- They are, but they're cool.

- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, talk dirty to me.

- Wow. - Oh sh--.

- I'm just thinking I'd just shape a dick.

- Dick cake.

- Like I make a base, roll that around some piping--

- cotton candy tubes.

- Mash the whole dick, and then on the head of the penis

I'm gonna put golden foil. - Just go betty cocker on it.

- Oh, goddang.

- It feels amazing.

- Let's do it, let's make a cock.

That's gonna be a girthy cock.

- Oh, yeah.

- [groaning] ooh, oh sh--. [bleep]

- ooh, ooh, ooh.

- I don't wanna [bleep] around with this too much.

That is not what I want.

This is harder than I expected.

- Very interesting.

- I'm gonna freeze it like that--

- yeah. - --So it's stiff.

- Uh-oh. - Ooh.

- Great job. - Yay!

- Wow, it's so pretty and perfect.

- Oh, my god, that ----ing massage was everything.

Like, my body feels so mushy after that.

- Ashton, the guests are finishing up lunch,

and I think the massages are almost done.

- Copy.

[ sighing ]

- muscle! - Oh! Hey.

- Ooh sh--. Yep. - Get it?

- How was the picnic and the massages?

- It was great. - Great.

- Well, I've got some towels there too.

Do you want a popsicle?

- Don't do the coconut.

- How did lunch go down, good?

- The one was like, "I mean, I would say this is

the best food that I've ever gotten,

but the food's just always been so great, I can't decide."

- oh, that's nice. - Yeah.

- Keep it in gear, forward.

- Watch out.

- It's a little easier to maneuver, the lighter it gets.

- I think dinner's ready, if you wanna go eat.

- All right, I'll see you in a bit.

- Coolio, bro.

- Your dick looks amazing.

- Yeah, it's nice.

- Takes one to make one.

- Brian, I washed your shirt.

It's just hanging in the laundry room.

- Thank you.

I wish things would go back to normal.

I really hate drama, and I really hate awkwardness.

I get to the point where I'm just like oh [bleep] it,

I'm over it.

But I probably will talk to her to see if I can sort it out.

I don't know what's gonna happen.

- Coming up... - Go.

Go, go, go.

- Karma is such a bitch. - Um--

- we were having such a grown-up conversation.

- Who's the dick now, kevin?

- I'm not taking a bite.

- Can you come do this?

- I need you to say it out loud what you need me to do.

Spatula, chocolate, all over your cock?

- [bleep] off.

- Captain, captain, kate. I'm setting the table.

It seems very windy out here.

It has no chance of dying down.

- Doesn't appear so.

- These guests, they're really just loving people.

You wanna kind of go the extra mile for those sort of people.

So for this final dinner tonight

I've made this beautiful crab ravioli,

and then I've got wagyu skirt steak.

She's soft, baby... Not like my cock cake, though,

I'll tell you that.

- Just a head's up, we're doing dinner in the main salon,

- that's good.

- We're having dinner inside.

- Oh dinner. - Oh.

- We were, like-- - very, very nice.

- All the guests are at the table.

- Thanks. - Cheers.

- Hey. - Hi.

- Hello.

- So we're all going, all the same.

- All the same.

- Thank you. - Ladies, how are we?

- What is this?

- This is a crab ravioli, and we've got corn cream there.

It's delicious. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- It's so good, right?

- Oh, yeah. - That is delicious.

- That is so good. I'm like, what is that?

- This primary, she drinks shots of whiskey for breakfast.

- Detroit, detroit--what?

- You from the sag-nasty.

- Usually when you do that,

you don't make it to dinner or dessert.

- Captain lee! You're my dawg!

- We have a little palate-cleanser.

- Yeah, right, that's a palate-cleanser.

[ laughs ]

- oh! - Oh, yes.

- Let's garnish this cock out, baby.

- You guys are having skirt steak, mashed potatoes,

and honey-roasted carrots. - Thank you.

- Oh, I don't wanna touch it too much.

- This is so delicious, right? It's really good.

- Get in!

- Ugh, this has been an amazing charter,

and probably one of my best of the season.

I'm getting more and more into this.

This had to be a cock, as a request from the guests.

So I'm gonna make it the best goddamn cock cake I can,

and oh, so happy to finish

on such a high note with these guys.

My first cock cake.

- Come on, kevin, don't tease us.

- Boom.

- I wanna keep this party going. - Hell, yeah.

Let's have some fun.

- No.

- This is perfect.

Kevin put a lot of effort into this cake,

and jemele went to bed.

- What are you gonna do when you retire?

Like, what's the plan? - I'm not retiring.

- Wow.

- This entire season, kevin has been a dick to me.

And yeah, I acted like a bitch,

but guess what, I am a bitch.

I've just been hiding it, but now you've awoken the bitch,

and there's no going back.

Let's go with the cake. - Let's do it.

- I have sparklers for you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I think once people pack it in and not do anything,

you might as well lay down and let somebody shoveling dirt.

- Wow. - You're gonna set it down

right to the left of the captain, okay?

- Thank you. - My pleasure.

Once this lights, it's go time. You go out.

- I'd like to do something where I help take care of kids

that really need it.

And I've been doing a lot of stuff with charity.

- You should be very proud.

- My eyes--go. Go, go, go.

- I'm super-excited to show this to jemele

and present this out on the table.

I want all the guests to be super happy

and super wow, and amazing.

I've put a lot of love into this.

Here goes nothing.

- Doing something useful with your life

will keep you alive a lot longer--

- wow. - Oh.

- Wow.

- Um-- - wow.

- We were having such a grown-up, awesome conversation.

- Oh!

- And then penis came into the room.

- Karma is my spirit animal.

She's such a bitch,

and she always gets the people who deserve it.

- Oh--where is she?

Who's the dick now, kevin?

- Um--I'm not taking a bite.

- Next time, on the season finale of "below deck."

- [bleep]

this is a pretty evil bitch move.

- In comes this huge dick, I was like, oh.

- I think it's pretty clear that you and I have our differences,

and I think it goes a little bit deeper than work.

You and I are just two different people, and that's okay.

- Tanner, you're so cute. - I know, right?

Tonight's the last night.

Odds are looking pretty good in my favor.

Kate, come here. - Get it, get it, get it.

- Go ahead. - Get it, get it.

- I wanna kiss you. - Omg.

- I was a good enough chief stew to make you a sh--ton of money

you ----ing dick.

- Go. Go. - No, no, no--

[ shouting ]

- no sailor ever learned anything in calm seas.

- And our first look at the new series,

"below deck: Sailing yacht".

- All crew, all crew, this might be a little bit more

exciting than the previous sailing we've been doing.

- Whoa!

- Oh, my god.

- This is crazy! - Yes!

[ screaming ]

- welcome to greece.

- Sailing on a super yacht brings back

the whole romance of the sea.

We have all the luxury of motor yachts--

- this is prime rib.

- That thing's bigger than austin's trust fund.

- Let's get starboard lazy sheet out.

- The second those sails go up,

the whole boat catches wind and then...

- Ah! - Goddamn it.

- Parker, you need to get to work.

- Being a chief stew is like being a mom.

- I have got a system, like-- - well, the system sucks.

- I think there was a mix-up with the laundry.

- Please put me down.

This is not what I signed up for.

- Get the [bleep] off this boat.

- Ugh! Oh sh--.

- It's a horrible idea to hook up with your crewmembers.

- Oh, wow.

- You're attractive, but I don't need your p in my v.

- Madison craves the attention, but hates the spotlight.

- We were just, like sh--ting on me.

- Tell jenna she's being a bitch to you,

and she needs to back off.

- Your attitude is a problem.

Gimme your resignation right now.

It's 22 knots.

We are going to be hailing to the left.

- Woo!

- Craig, we got oil on the deck here.

- Goddamn it!

- My luxury yacht vacation is pretty much ruined.

- Holy sh--.

- Do you think it's funny that

I'm still breastfed by my mother?

- Yeah, a little bit.

- All right, well [bleep] you, then.

- For more "below deck", go to bravotv.Com.