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Banshees, run!
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Got 'em.
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Nora, bien fait!
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Shh! Thierry, how many
times I gotta tell you
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my parents are
sleeping in there?
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Nora, you proposed this time.
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Yeah, because you said I wasn't
allowed to play with you guys
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unless I kept
international hours, Kofi.
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Nora, if it was up to me,
you wouldn't be on the team.
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Farming unsanctioned
Calendula root
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without
consulting us?
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Le gaul...
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How many times
I gotta tell you that
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that root is gonna
bring us ore, okay?
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It's driven Banshees
straight to our patch.
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Don't worry.
I'll fight 'em off
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with my Enchanted Rake
from Blyseria.
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Sorry, I just--
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Been drinking
a lot of Red Bull.
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Let's kill some Banshees! Yeah, let's go!
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Fuck!
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Good morning.
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Good morning, Daddy.
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I had fallen asleep.
Sorry about that.
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Yeah, it's okay,
it's just my workspace.
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Somebody put
garbage here.
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I'm sensing a little
frustration that I...
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Do not like it when
I use your computer?
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I hate it when
you use my computer.
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Dad, we discussed this.
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You know what
I'm using this for.
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To play fruity-tooty games.
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No!
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Sending emails
and applying to jobs.
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Oh, what jobs?
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Editor-in-Chief of
the "Miami Herald."
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Music Supervisor,
"Stranger Things."
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DOJ attorney for
the city of Trenton.
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These are not
viable jobs.
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Yo! Yo! Yo!
I just saw on Weibo
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that Nancy Hong is looking
for an office assistant
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at her real estate firm.
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You're on Weibo?
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Well, yeah!
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Weibo, American Twitter,
Reddit, Xanga.
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I got a lot to say.
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Dad, can you call Nancy,
please? Please?
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I gotta get my car
out of jail, Dad.
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All right, fine, fine.
I'll see what I can do.
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Whoa...
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Taye Diggs
is following me.
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He's hot.
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Wasn't he married
to Adele...
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Idina Menzel.
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adele...
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Idina Menzel!
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You have arrived
at your destination.
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What? Huh?
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No speak!
No speak English!
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No, she no here!
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No, sorry.
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Hi, Nora!
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How you doing?
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So good to see you.Nice to see you.
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So grown!
Thanks.
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So, just a little
minor housekeeping.
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If any banks, creditors,
or utilities call, just say,
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"No speak English,"
or, "No Nancy here."
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Oh.
Okay, so here
is your desk.
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Great, I love it, cool.Yeah.
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Yeah, so, I'm sure you've worked
as an assistant before.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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So you know Hootsuite,
Slack, Evernote, Outlook.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
yeah, yeah.
Great.
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Oh, man, is that you?
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Yeah, that was
me on the cover
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of "Top Agent"
magazine in 1996.
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1996! Oh! And these are the...
These are all the listings?
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Well, these are
the unsellables.
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These are the listings
so far gone
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that no one else
will take them on.
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Oh my God, that looks like the--
the Chinese Death Trap.
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That is
the Chinese Death Trap.
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No way. The one that
housed all those, like,
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Hong Kong crime organizations
back in the day?
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Yeah.
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That and-- and there--
there is some asbestos
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and some leaky pipes
and... Cantonese ghost.
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How long have
you had that one?
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Just... 16 years,
five months, three days.
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But, um...
Yeah.
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Just taking
a little time.
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Anyways,
I'm gonna get going.
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Oh--So, can you enter
these into Excel?
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Sure, yeah,
I can do that.
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Great, well, I'm gonna
take a break.
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My first break in ten years.
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Ten years, wow.
Yeah, go-- go get 'em.
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Bye, Nancy!See you soon!
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Knock-knock.
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Nancy!
Hey, Nora.
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Hey...
How's it going?
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So good.
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Did you get a touch-up
on your perm?
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I did, thanks
for noticing!
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Yeah, I had a coupon
for Great Clips
just burning my pocket,
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and I thought,
you know, why not?
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I really like it.
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And I also
got a spray tan.
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Nice!
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Thanks, yeah,
it smells like blood, so...
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That's okay,
I love blood.
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Um, I would love
to stay and help, uh,
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but I can't bend
for four to six hours.
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So if you wouldn't mind
just turning off the copier
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and the lights.Mm-hmm.
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Locking the deadbolt
and getting
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the answering
machine going.
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You got it.
I can do that.
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Great, and I can't bend...
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Yeah! The door, okay, yes.
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Gosh, sorry that
I smell like murder.
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That's okay.
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What, are you making
coffee now?
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It's midnight.Yes.
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It's midnight but I didn't
get a chance to nap today.
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And I had to do a bunch
of "Savage Valley" stuff and...
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna
use your precious office.
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I'll be on my laptop.
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And what about
work tomorrow?
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I know, Dad!
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We're unveiling our new farm.
It's a big deal, all right?
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We're already number one on tier
three of Jared's E-Sports Blog.
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We could be tier two.
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Cupcake, I put myself
on the line
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getting you this job.
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And I don't need
to tell you,
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Nancy sends us
a nutcracker
every Christmas.
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I know, Dad.
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Go to bed.
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You got work tomorrow.
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I'm going to bed.
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♪ Got this
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♪ Got this
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♪ Got this
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♪ Got this
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♪ Got this, got this ♪
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No offense, Thierry,
but I should be the one
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to unveil the farm
to King Caspian.
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Fine.
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Nora, make sure you
protect the Calendula root.
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If King Caspian sees it,
he'll banish us...
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to Dead Man's Desert.
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Nora?
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Nora!
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I'm sorry... I'm awake.
I just, um...
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I took on this day job,
and I'm doing this at night.
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It's just, it's...
It's-- it's a lot.
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We all make
sacrifices, Nora.
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I gave up fencing.
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Thierry, look.
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I don't mean to drop
the ball on Winter Harvest.
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I'm just...
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I'm just very sleepy,
I'm sorry.
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Why don't you take the popular
American drug cocaine?
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I heard it gives
you energy.
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No, my dealer got it
at dentist school.
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He's not doing it anymore.
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I might have some Adderall from,
from high school.
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Adderall is illegal
in France.
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ADD is a made-up
disease.
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Hold, please.
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Expired 2007.
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I should double up.
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All right, bitches,
let's farm some mandrake root.
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Good morning, Father.
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How are ya?
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I made breakfast
this morning.
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Didn't know if you like
chocolate chip or blueberry,
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so I made both.
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And they're
excellent.
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Thank you, Grandma.
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I'll just stick
to my toast.
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Okay, that's fine.
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Grandma...
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your wok's clean.
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Aww...
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Grandma loves Nora.
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Hey, Nora?
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How long have
you been up?
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Hours...
I spent hours
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doing my hair.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Yeah, that's different.
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And then you...
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made all this
stuff for...
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For work, yeah.
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I'm number two now.
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Golden Prosperity
Real Estate, right?
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Women empowering women.
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No listing
left behind.
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Because women is gonna...
be there.
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I gotta go.
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We both got Marcia Clarks!
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Oh, Ma.
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Hi, Nancy!
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Nora!
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Hey!
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What are you doing
here so early?
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I, uh, I organized
the reception desk.
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I checked all the messages.
I filed all the paperwork here.
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And we got staples, paper goods.
And the best part...
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Highlighters.
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Wow, a whole drawer full
of highlighters... amazing.
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My new office strategy
requires a lot
of highlighting.
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So I'm gonna need
them on standby.
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That is...
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Until we go live.
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Live?
Yeah.
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I took all our listings
and digitally entered them
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into a website builder.
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You know HTML?
I do.
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I taught myself
in the last 49 minutes.
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And, uh, put this together.
And when I press this button
here... we'll be online!
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Oh, my gosh.
That's incredible, Nora.
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Thank you!
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You're incredible.
You're the best assistant
I've ever had!
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Thank you.
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Thank you, bye!
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♪ Damn, look at that walk
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♪ I'm a bad bitch,
I do what I want ♪
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♪ I'm a bad bitch,
I do what I want ♪
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♪ Smoke all day,
then get some head ♪
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♪ Smoke all day,
then get some head ♪
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♪ How you gonna stunt
when your card gets declined ♪
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♪ How you gonna stunt
when your card gets declined ♪
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♪ Damn, look at that walk,
walk ♪
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♪ They see the shoes
they be like ♪
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♪ Damn, look at that walk Oh, yeah.
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♪ They see the moves
they be like ♪
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♪ Damn, look at that walk
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♪ Look at that walk
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♪ Damn, look at that walk
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Ahh.
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♪ You slept on a bitch,
now watch a bitch blow up ♪
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Nora, wow, the office
looks amazing!
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Are those
fresh flowers?
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And is that
a telescope?
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Yeah.
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So you can see
the stars, Nancy.
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Nora, you're incredible.
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You change your
hair or somethin'?
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Yes, I changed up
a little bit.
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Big hair means big sales.
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Is that right?
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You just killed me.
I'm on your team!
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What are you doing?
We were going to trade
259
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,827
that mandrake root
with the merpeople!
260
00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:11,551
No! We do not negotiate with
fuckin' merpeople, all right?!
261
00:11:11,586 --> 00:11:13,517
Build that wall!
262
00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:15,758
Aw, Nora,
I hate Americans!
263
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:18,689
I hate the fuckin' French.
I hate Gérard Depardieu.
264
00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:20,000
Little bitch.
265
00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,689
Where's the fruit platter?
266
00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:28,344
Where's the
fruit platter?
267
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,068
The fruit platter's
on the table.
268
00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:33,758
You just set it down.
269
00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:38,517
Right, right.
Yes, right.
270
00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:40,586
Nancy called me
last night.
271
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:41,551
Oh, no, what'd she say?
272
00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:42,586
She hates me?
She wants to kill me?
273
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,586
She wants to set me on fire?
274
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,689
I brought these pillows
to her office.
275
00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:46,413
The pink ones
are psychotic.What? No.
276
00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:48,241
She says you're
doing really good.
277
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:51,137
She says that you're the best
office worker she ever had.
278
00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:52,172
Yeah, well,
she's wrong.
279
00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:53,482
Because there's always
work to be done.
280
00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:55,206
And I'm-- and I'm still...
281
00:11:55,241 --> 00:11:56,448
You know what I mean?
282
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,896
Don't be so hard
on yourself.
283
00:11:57,931 --> 00:12:00,206
You're doing really
good, Princess.
284
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,793
And your hair
looks really great.
285
00:12:01,827 --> 00:12:02,965
Thank you.
286
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,206
You look like
Farrah Fawcett.
287
00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:05,310
Huh?
288
00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:06,482
Who's that again?
289
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,310
"Charlie's Angels."
290
00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,896
Yeah...
I gotta go, I'm late!
291
00:12:14,482 --> 00:12:17,482
Marcel says the secret
is a light brush
292
00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:19,241
and never to wash it.
293
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:21,034
And if you just give it
a little shake...
294
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,517
But how does it
get so floppy?
295
00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:26,655
It's natural.
296
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,931
I was a part-time
model for a long time.
297
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:32,793
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, Nancy!
298
00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:34,758
Someone wants to buy
the Chinese Death Trap!
299
00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:36,482
What?
300
00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:40,137
Check it out.
Our website. See?
301
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:41,620
Oh, my God,
that is incredible.
302
00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:44,724
And get this.
They want a viewing tomorrow.
303
00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:47,551
Oh, no, tomorrow.
No, it's still condemned.
304
00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:49,482
No, no, not anymore.
I already called the DOH.
305
00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:51,068
I called NYCHA.
I told 'em.
306
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,827
They fixed the leaky pipes,
the asbestos,
307
00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:54,413
the black mold, all that.
308
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:57,137
But, Nora, have you seen it?
It'll never be ready in time.
309
00:12:57,172 --> 00:12:58,724
No, no, I got a--
I got a cleaning cart.
310
00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:01,689
I got all the supplies.
I got... Fabuloso.
311
00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:02,551
I got all of it.
312
00:13:02,586 --> 00:13:04,103
Okay.
Yeah.
313
00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:06,379
Nora, thank you so much.Yeah.
314
00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:09,034
Well, I'd love to stay
and help but...
315
00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:11,827
I have an appointment
to get my pubes microbladed.
316
00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:14,275
I just love symmetry.
317
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,310
Sure.
318
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:18,344
So great to have
all this me time.
319
00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:20,068
Bye, Nora.
320
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,344
Bye, Nancy.
321
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:27,689
No!
322
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,793
Fuck!
323
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:31,586
Fuck!
324
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,068
Fuck-fuck!
325
00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:43,275
Ted! Scoot-scoot!
326
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,379
Nora?Ted, psst!
Come here.
327
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:46,965
Why are you
dressed like that?
328
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,103
Like what?
329
00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:49,551
You look like "Hedwig
and the Angry Inch."
330
00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:52,241
No, listen, Teddy,
I need Adderall.
331
00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:53,965
I know these fuckers have it.
I know he has it.
332
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,034
Been looking at him
the whole time.
333
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,034
I know you're
in high school.
334
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,310
You got the ACTs,
you got the SATs,
335
00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:58,655
you got the Regents,
you got FAFSA.
336
00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,689
I know, I know, but...
337
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:03,275
I need-- I need
a solid here... please.
338
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,517
Okay, I have Vivantic.
339
00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:07,310
Okay.My parents made me get it,
340
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,517
but it's a lot stronger
than Adderall, so...
341
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,206
Great.
342
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,344
Okay.
343
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:14,965
Awesome, dude.
Thank you.
344
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,724
Whoa, Nora, Nora, uh...
345
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,344
I'm not sure
if I feel comfortable
giving this to you.
346
00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:22,310
You're giving me really
strong Charlie Sheen vibes,
347
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,448
and I'm... I don't think
I can do this, I'm sorry.
348
00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:26,655
Listen! I'm under a lot
of pressure here, okay?
349
00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:28,793
I got a day job
as a real estate agent.
350
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,034
I got a night job.
It's playing "Savage Valley."
351
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:33,931
And I got a lot of people
depending on me in my universe,
all right?
352
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:36,793
I got Dad, Grandma,
Thierry, Kofi, Nancy.
353
00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:38,965
I got all of them and--
and I'm stressed out.
354
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,551
Fine, fine, you know what?
Just take it, just take it.Teddy!
355
00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:43,137
Uh, please be careful!
356
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,689
It's really strong,
so dose with caution!
357
00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:46,758
You're still
special without it!
358
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:24,862
Ugh!
359
00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:54,551
Get out of here!
Vanquish!
360
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,275
You can see this
natural paneling...
361
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:59,034
Ohh! Ho! Ow!
362
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:00,793
Nora, what the hell
are you doing?!
363
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,034
Banishment!
Banishment!
364
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,482
Nora, stop it!
365
00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:08,034
Ohh.
366
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,137
Nancy, I... I was--
I was cleaning.
367
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:13,068
And-- and--
and the merpeople came in.
368
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:14,965
They were doing
their evil dance and...
369
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:19,034
And I, uh... I lost sight
of myself, I'm sorry.
370
00:16:19,068 --> 00:16:22,000
There are no merpeople.
371
00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:24,000
Though I am legally required
to disclose that there have been
372
00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:25,793
some sightings
of Cantonese ghosts.
373
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:26,793
I knew it!
374
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:28,103
Let's make it
to the bedroom.
375
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,655
There's some wonderful, natural
sunlight in there, upstairs.
376
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,172
Nancy, I'm sorry.
377
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:34,586
I am very
disappointed in you.
378
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,000
Go home.
You are done here.
379
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:02,275
I've never gotten
a scroll before.
380
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,931
Dear NorrestGump22.
381
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:05,827
After much consideration,
we have decided
382
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:07,551
to expel you from our team.
383
00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:09,275
We don't like
who you've become.
384
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,000
Someone who burns farmlands.
385
00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:12,758
Steals mandrake root.
386
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:14,482
Enslaves merpeople.
387
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:16,827
And murders
your own teammates.
388
00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:18,758
With you, we will
never make it
389
00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:20,758
to tier two of
Jared's E-Sports Blog.
390
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:23,344
And, as you know,
that is everything to us.
391
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,758
Hey, Nancy.
392
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,931
I just came
to collect my things.
393
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:55,551
Nora, Nora, my star!
394
00:17:58,068 --> 00:17:59,758
What's--
What's going on?
395
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,413
I-I thought I was fired.
396
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,413
You are, but so am I.
397
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:04,655
What?
398
00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:05,862
I said when I sold
the Chinese Death Trap
399
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:07,206
that I would retire.
400
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:10,000
And yesterday, the Oswaks
made me a very low offer,
401
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,724
which I immediately accepted.
402
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,103
Oh, man, that's amazing.It is amazing.
403
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:15,896
And it's all
thanks to you.
404
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:17,517
So the--
so the business is--
405
00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:19,000
It's just done?Yeah!
406
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:21,827
Without the Chinese Death Trap,
what is there for me to do?
407
00:18:21,862 --> 00:18:23,620
And all those long
lunch breaks made me think
408
00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:25,241
I should really
get back to Nancy.
409
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:27,793
Well, yeah, I'm--
I'm very happy for you.
410
00:18:27,827 --> 00:18:29,551
I mean, I'm sad that
I'm out of a job, obviously,
411
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,931
but I'm very
happy for you.
Thank you.
412
00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:33,965
Even though yesterday
was a total disaster,
413
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,965
you've been
an incredible assistant.
414
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,896
Oh, wait! Don't forget about
your first and last paycheck.
415
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:40,862
Paycheck?
416
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:44,068
It's not the number
we agreed upon
417
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:46,344
because I doubled it.What?!
418
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:50,172
$379?!
419
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:51,379
Yeah!Thank you, Nancy.
420
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:52,206
Oh, my God.
421
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:53,793
You don't know
what this means.
422
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,206
I can get my car
out of jail.
423
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:57,758
I-- I can finally get
a BTS sticker on my bumper.
424
00:18:57,793 --> 00:18:59,551
I'm gonna get
my eggs out of jail,
425
00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,620
and Marcel's gonna
give me his sperm.
426
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:04,724
And he's gonna keep
doing my hair!
427
00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:05,896
Awesome.
428
00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:07,689
We both win!
429
00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:10,413
I'm just gonna...
thank you for this.
430
00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:12,724
Maybe you can
be the nanny.
431
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,103
I'm good.
432
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,172
Hey, Dad.
433
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,413
Hey.
434
00:19:23,448 --> 00:19:26,137
Just, uh, checkin' on ya.
435
00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:27,517
I don't get it.
436
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,206
'Cause I got a check.
437
00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:30,689
I heard what
happened to Nancy.
438
00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:32,034
I can't believe she's
selling the business
439
00:19:32,068 --> 00:19:33,724
after all these years.
440
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:34,965
It's a good thing, though.
441
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,310
I think it's a good
thing for her.Oh!
442
00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:38,551
Karen Kapiki's looking
for a new office manager.
443
00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:40,275
She's one of Nancy's
top agents.
444
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,896
No!
445
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,310
Sorry, I didn't mean
to say it like that, um...
446
00:19:44,344 --> 00:19:47,620
No, I-- no... no.
447
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:50,689
You gotta bring home
some bacon, Princess.
448
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,517
Yes, I get that, Dad, but...
449
00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:55,862
I don't wanna be like
Nancy at 40, you know?
450
00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:57,724
She told you
she was 40?
451
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:01,172
Nancy's favorite part
of the job was leaving.
452
00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:04,034
I want a job where
my favorite part is coming.
453
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:07,137
Like, I'm coming
at work-- uh, to work.
454
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:10,689
And, you know,
it has impact.
455
00:20:10,724 --> 00:20:13,862
Every hour of every second
of my day has impact
456
00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:16,448
on not only animals
and the environment.
457
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,172
But humans!
The humans of New York.
458
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:22,310
Humans of New York.
And I get rewarded for that
459
00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:26,482
in money... but also
in the feeling of impact
460
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,586
and having an impact
and making an impact.
461
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:31,310
Bacon.
462
00:20:31,344 --> 00:20:32,965
It's not about bacon, Dad.
463
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,758
It's about impact,
all right?
464
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:36,379
Can you fry that?
465
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:40,034
Okay, this is level one.
It's very basic.
466
00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:41,551
Just learning how
to build your garden and...
467
00:20:41,586 --> 00:20:43,724
Wait, how do I change
the hat on my guy?
468
00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:46,689
Dad, you're
still on your avatar?
Just pick anything!
469
00:20:46,724 --> 00:20:48,517
Well, look,
he looks like shit.
470
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:51,068
Grandma, how did you
get the mace?
471
00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:53,034
I killed a villager.
472
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:54,034
No!
473
00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:55,482
You're not supposed
to kill the villagers!
474
00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:57,206
They're peaceful people!
475
00:20:57,241 --> 00:20:59,413
I love killing!
476
00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:00,517
Maybe a scarf.
477
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,068
Kill it!
Kill it!
478
00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:05,620
Weird game,
huh?
479
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:10,137
Yeah.
Die, motherfuckers!
480
00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:38,103
Who the is Awkwafina?
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