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Thank you.

the sluts and the whores, from their unholy acts.

Grant me strength, and I will deliver their souls unto you.

Rick, how's it hanging? Only you and Jimmy Dean would come to the prom alone,

Brad. You got that right.

Hey, Brad.

Hi, Lisa.

You look great.

Where's, uh... Larry?

Yeah, good old Larry.

Oh, he's off dancing with Louise.

Really? I thought you two were, uh, going steady.

No way.

He only asked me to the prom because he thought he'd get lucky.

He doesn't look very lucky.

Why do you think he's dancing with Louise?

Good old Larry.

So, uh, what about you?

I mean, who did you come with?

It's not who you come with.

It's who you take home.

Sad boy.

What do you think?

After all, this is school property.

Don't sweat it.

We're not in school anymore.

Thank God.

No kidding.

Hello,

Larry.

Hi, Larry.

Enjoying your prom?

Come on, sweetie.

Yeah, you don't know what you missed.

Not much.

Good old Larry.

You've got a car?

Mm-hmm.

Why didn't you think of this before?

I did.

Often.

I'm crushing your corsage. Do it again.

Am I hurting you?

Shut up and take off your pants.

What was that?

Holy Father, let's plead to save the souls of the sinners.

Holy Father, let's plead to save the souls of the sinners.

Holy Father, let's plead to save the souls of the sinners.

Holy Father, let's plead to save the souls of the sinners.

My merciful Father.

We have to move him to St. George's.

We did good work last night, Father Hagar.

Good work, in the name of the Lord.

You're an abomination, Father Jonas.

Abomination?

Don't touch him.

Not there.

He's too young.

I'm pleading.

I'm pleading for all of you.

Ha ha ha!

So, where are they sending you?

Africa. I fly to Khartoum next week.

No second thoughts?

None.

I've never been more sure about anything.

As long as you're happy.

What about you?

I'll miss you.

You've been good for me.

I always wondered what it would be like in Geneva.

Please don't.

Good luck, Colin.

Doctors always try to prolong things.

Silly folks.

I've enjoyed our afternoon chats, Colin.

So have I, Father Yeager.

You've prepared me for just about anything.

I hope so.

Father, I'm a little concerned.

Why is that?

Well, I leave next week and my final assignment still hasn't come through.

In fact, my flight hasn't even been arranged.

Is there some delay?

Colin, sometimes we have to make sacrifices.

Of course, Father.

I've had you taken out of the missionary program.

I'm sorry.

But the program needs... The church has greater needs.

I don't understand.

That is Father Jonas.

Why?

Time. You must learn your duties first.

He is beyond salvation.

All we can do is keep the demon contained.

He is evil beyond imagination.

Hey. Hi.

Sorry I'm late.

I took Jessica out this morning and I kind of needed her at lunch.

Can I have a sandwich?

Where's your lunch?

Jonathan forgot to make me one.

I got another detention yesterday.

Another one? Mm-hmm. For what?

Leaving school at lunchtime again.

How can you stay in that place? It's like a prison camp.

I know.

Today I had to sneak out the side door and run for the fence.

Little boy, you better go to confession.

I will.

I don't believe you.

Nones make me.

I think I'm being corrupted.

Corrupted, yeah, right.

It's your fault.

I haven't even started yet.

Hey, come on, you don't really believe that stuff, do you?

The church has chosen you to succeed me as guardian.

The care of Jonas will be your life's work.

Protect the church and reveal his existence to no one.

If you notice any change, if Jonas begins to awaken,

you must contact Cardinal. Turbid.

Sister Emil says she found you two during the lunch hour in the

back seat of your car.

It was your car?

Yes, ma'am. I mean Mother Superior.

I mean sister.

And was it during lunch?

Yes, sister.

What exactly were you doing on our school property?

Well, I came to see Laura.

And... I'll tell you what you were doing.

In the parking lot.

In your car.

In the back seat.

You weren't driving.

You were... You were... You

were fucking, sister.

I can't believe you said that.

Who cares?

It was stupid. You shouldn't have said it. Hey, don't call me stupid, and don't

tell me what to do.

Okay. Okay.

Look, she's not going to do anything.

I mean, the worst that'll happen, I'll get six demerits for being on school

property out of uniform.

Was it worth it?

Yeah, it was.

Look, Mark and Megan are going to the prom.

Do you want to go with me?

We got a really cool surprise cooked up.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Excellent.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Run.

Church is very forgiving of its own.

We tried to help him at first, but nothing worked.

He became catatonic soon after we brought him here.

The exorcism, the drugs and the treatments, they are the only ways we

know to keep him that way.

To keep Satan from awakening.

We've been watching over him for 33 years.

There is no other way.

Hey, thanks for letting me sleep over.

No problem.

When are your parents back? Day after tomorrow.

You think Mark would be going out with me if I still looked like this?

No.

But who cares? He likes you now.

Thanks a lot.

Well, I think I need to lose another pound or two.

Oh, yeah, right.

Where were you this afternoon?

Oh, I had another crisis of faith. Oh, yeah?

Did you skip mass again?

No, I fucked Jeff and didn't feel guilty.

Well, I'll pray for you. Oh, don't bother.

Dear God, please forgive me. I only pretended to enjoy it for Jeff's sake.

Oh, yeah, I was pretending the second time, too.

Oh, you're awful!

What did you do, Megs?

Jonas? My name is Colin.

I want to help you.

Can you hear me, Jonas?

Motherfucking priest.

You should have married that whore, Jennifer.

You fucked her enough, didn't you?

But you weren't the only one.

Jonas?

Yes?

Hello?

Hello? Is anyone there?

Jennifer?

um um

you

Undo the buttons.

Yes. Thank you, God.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, stop.

Please. Just one more button. One more button.

Damn it.

I'm sorry, Mark.

I'm just not ready yet.

It's okay.

You want a soda or something?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Jonathan, you little weasel. What are you, a spy nurse?

Yeah, what are you gonna do about it, big brother?

Ow!

Give me Cardinal Turret immediately. This is Father Colin from St. Anthony's.

One moment, please.

Cardinal Turret speaking.

Cardinal Turret, this is Father Colin. You must get over here.

Hello?

Father Colin?

Hello?

Thank you.

Thanks for letting me borrow this.

Oh, sure.

I knew it was too big for me when I got it.

Besides, it's more you.

Well, you're going to look great.

Jeff will just die.

You're going to look great, too.

I'm too fat.

You're perfect.

What are you doing?

Well, I'm just a lucky guy.

Do you like me?

Of course, you're my friend.

Are you attracted to me?

No. Well, I'm attracted to you.

Laura, don't. Don't you feel anything when I do this?

Nothing at all.

No. You must feel something.

Even a little bit.

I bet you do.

Laura, stop it.

I'm sorry.

I read an article in some woman's magazine about how to tell if your best

friend is gay.

You're so innocent.

I couldn't resist.

You got the booze?

Check. Okay, you got the hash?

Check.

That's everything.

No, let's just check on Jonathan.

That's right.

We'll make it quick. We have a long drive. I heard we might get stowed in up

there. Yeah, if we're lucky.

You just want to fuck her!

How you feeling, Jonathan?

You gonna be okay?

Uh-huh, yeah, fine.

No, really, because I could cancel my plan still if you want me to hang

around. No, no, no.

No, I'm feeling much better. Don't worry, you can go right ahead.

All right.

You sure now?

Take it easy.

Take him to his room.

Make it look as though he hanged himself.

I tried to contact Jonas

I did not administer an injection today.

I can't believe you finished 12 years of ice cream.

Well, that goes for a drink. Sure does.

Here. Yours to Pond Lady. To Pond Lady. To Pond Lady.

To Jamie Lee Curtis.

Oh!

Hey!

you headed tonight?

Car breakdown or something?

I can take you as far as Meadow Falls.

That's where I'm going.

I'm gonna get me some pussy.

I like to get laid on Friday night.

Sort of leaves the rest of the weekend open.

Right?

Jesus, I love Fridays!

Not Jesus.

Jeff, how's it going?

Oh, come on.

He's just impressed me.

Exactly. That's what I think of Hamilton High and their prom.

So what did you tell your parents? We were going away for a weekend, fuck.

Is that what you told your parents, Maggie?

No. I said Laura and I were going camping.

Dressed like that?

Well, they weren't home when we left.

So where is this place that we're going?

It's about an hour from here.

My parents are somewhere home.

Not that they're ever home in the summer.

It's great.

It's right in the middle of nowhere.

And that's it.

Thanks, Rafe. See you Monday.

Just kidding.

Come on, I'll show you guys around.

What's that smell?

It's just musty. The place has been closed up all winter.

Oh, great house.

Looks old.

Used to be a monastery.

Which order?

Order of what?

Monks.

Beats me. I know this place used to be some kind of church retreat.

There's a bandage on my parents' belly.

I wonder why it closed.

Maybe the species died out. Monks don't reproduce.

They must have died here.

And recently, too, man.

Yeah, this place stinks.

Let's check it out.

Meat. I don't believe this. Somebody stole the goddamn freezer. I wonder what

else they've taken.

Oh, shit.

Okay, they got the stirrer, the CDs, the televisions, the VCR, the stove, the

fridge, the microwave, and the freezer.

But we got a problem here.

Oh, it's not so bad.

Yes, it is.

Maybe we should call the police.

We can't call the police because we're not supposed to be here, remember?

Well, Laura's right, man. We don't need any of that shit.

We're here to celebrate, so let's celebrate.

I wasn't planning on watching any television anyway.

Come on.

We're here.

Let's make the best of it.

All right.

I'll improvise.

Some dried apricots, a can of tomato juice, some Chinese noodles, dried

mushrooms, a can of asparagus, and some spices.

They look pretty fresh.

How do you do? Two cans of tomato soup, a couple cans of Pepsi, some fossilized

onions, and a bag of rice.

Just like home.

We'll whip up a feast for the guys. Oh, how domestic.

I like to cook for someone.

Makes me feel like I'm married.

What's wrong with that?

You really like Mark, don't you?

I'm never going to eat again.

Oh, yeah? I guess Laura will be disappointed.

Well, I take it back.

Well, you'll have to introduce Megan to the experience.

She's going to think you're God.

Oh, man.

Your parents are going to kill me.

Jeff. What?

Jeff!

What a bunch of idiots.

They didn't take any of the wine.

It's worth more than the house.

You mean they didn't take anything yet?

Uh-uh. No, forget it.

We'll never get another chance like this.

My dad will kill me, all right? He'll never know it was you.

He's insured, right?

Start with a 57 and then we'll work our way back

You

sure

you know what you're doing

Leave it to me.

Alright,

I'll go get some wood.

Damn.

You shouldn't have.

Hands off. It's for Megan.

No kidding.

I figured, you know, since it's her first time, she'd want to feel sexy.

Think she'll like it?

Like what?

Uh... Well, it's, uh... It's supposed to be a surprise.

It is.

No, Megan, please. Come on. Don't be mad.

I'm sorry.

I'm not mad.

I'm going to try them on.

Mark's idea.

Uh-huh.

That stuff just drives Jeff wild.

You guys are so sleazy. It's great.

So, uh, are you still a little scared?

About what?

The big event?

Not really.

Maybe a little.

Don't worry about it. I think Mark knows what he's doing.

Well, don't tell me that.

I do not want to hear about how many girls he's had sex with. Thank you.

You should get down on your knees and thank Jesus that one of you is

experienced.

There's nothing worse than two virgins trying to fuck.

Trust me.

Looking at snow in some parts of the lake country. Maybe some freezing rain

by tomorrow.

Here you go.

Lucky boy.

Thank you Excuse me

Let's play a game.

Like what?

Charades? Uh, no.

Confession.

We'll all tell each other our deepest, darkest secrets.

I don't even tell priests that stuff.

Oh, no?

What do you tell them?

Lies.

Laura, you shouldn't do that.

Well, it's easy for you to say.

Priests fall asleep during your confession.

I could get into real trouble.

Come on, you're really telling me about... My sins?

Yeah.

Yes. But you wouldn't really tell me about tonight.

Yes.

No, but what about... Say what happens, or what might happen?

Later on, you wouldn't really tell me about that.

Yes, I would.

Don't worry, Mark. She won't mention your name.

If you're good.

No matter what I did, I mean, even if it was something really terrible, I'd tell

a priest.

I'd have to.

Well, amen to that.

Come

on.

Just one little secret. Anything.

I'm pregnant.

What?

I'm gonna go get some more wine, okay?

Are you okay?

Oh, damn it.

I'm okay.

Let's go upstairs.

looks pretty bad.

I'll be right back.

Yes, hello?

Hello?

What's wrong?

I just got an obscene phone call.

Yeah? It's probably just Jeff goofing around.

No, it wasn't Jeff.

It was really strange, Mark. I'm serious.

Don't worry about it. It's just some crack.

Make it up to me.

Jeff?

You're not asleep, are you?

Come on, we only had sex once.

It's not like you.

Who's there?

Megan, is that you?

Jeff?

Wake up.

Who's there?

Laura!

Laura! Laura, open the door!

This is not a goddamn spectator sport, Jeff.

Yeah, well, you should see it from up here.

Look, Laura locked me out of the bedroom, all right?

Probably a technique.

Oh, you're hilarious.

You got a key?

No. Now fuck off.

Thanks.

Well, maybe there's something wrong with her.

I went downstairs to get some wine.

When I came back, the door was locked.

I don't know what gets into her sometimes, you know?

See?

Everything was going fine. Just relax, all right? We'll find her. She's got to

be around here someplace.

She can't leave.

No car, right?

I guess.

Laura!

I don't understand this.

We'll check downstairs.

I'm sure she'll show up.

Alright, look around up here.

Crazy. What does she think she's doing? Hiding?

I don't know.

Go check the wine cellar.

Why are you coming with me?

No way. I'm not going in there again.

Come on, Meg.

Forget it.

We've got to find her.

Just go.

Just a sec!

Laura? Laura?

Laura?

You had me worried there for a while.

It's nice up here. I like the candles.

It's kind of cozy.

Are you okay, Laura?

Laura.

Laura.

We're gonna fuck now, Jeff.

The camp's still warm.

Maybe Laura was down here.

Yeah, right. She hacked a hole in the door without us hearing it.

How could she possibly know about this place? I didn't.

I don't like this.

Something's happened to her.

Jack.

Laura?

Where are they? I don't know.

And who was walking around upstairs when we were in the basement? Like I know.

Maybe somebody's playing a joke on us. Not like this, Mark.

Laura wouldn't do this.

What do you mean about that call?

This is really weird.

Okay, let's check the attic.

What the hell are all these cows doing?

There's blood everywhere.

Jesus.

What's happening?

Oh, I'm scared, Mark. Let's call the police. No, no. I'm going to find out

what's going on.

Don't, Mark.

Mark! I'm going to check the woodshed.

What are you doing?

I'm coming with you. No, you're not. You're staying here. I'm not staying in

this house alone. It's probably nothing, Megan.

Doesn't look like there's anybody out here.

Yeah, come here.

and service available in your location.

Please try your local police department.

Operator? Yes, get me the police. What area are you calling them, please?

I don't know what area.

Right, near Turbid. That's it, Turbid.

Yes, yes, I made that call.

It's out of your hands, officer.

It's in the hands of the Lord now.

Thank you.