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This is nice.

No, thank you. I know exactly where I'm going.

Hi.

Hi.

Just the man I wanted to see.

Really? Yes. Okay. Sit.

Okay.

My son's test results.

Okay.

Read them.

Sure.

These are amazing crates. I know, right?

My husband and I are so proud.

Yeah.

Your son's like a genius.

Do you see the extracurriculars too?

About to.

What? How does he find the time to do all this?

He's a very ambitious child. We've really set him up for success.

Yeah. Good for him. Good for you.

Thank you.

All right.

Okay. So it's very concerning and curious to me why he's

on the wait list.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a great question.

I'm so glad you agree.

I do. Okay. Yeah. So we can figure something out then. I hope so. Perfect.

Yeah. Okay.

All right.

So let's get him off the wait list and into the program.

Yeah, 100%. He should totally be in the school.

Not on a wait list.

I mean, yeah, I am with you on that. You're on board. I am.

Love to hear that. Yeah. How long will it take?

That, I can't answer. I think we should go speak to someone else to,

uh... Okay, sorry, I'm sorry. This is the Office of Admissions.

This is the Office of Admissions. Yes, that is correct.

And you work here?

I do work here. That is also correct.

Okay. Yeah. Then we're exactly where we need to be. I think so.

Okay.

Yeah. So, let's get this ball rolling then. I agree.

Let's go speak to someone.

I see what this is.

You're a smart man.

I like to think so. You've played this game a few times, haven't you?

I love games. Mm-hmm. Okay.

So, who do I need to make the check out to?

Oh.

Oh. Yeah, that's a rule of mine. I don't accept checks.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Oh.

No paper trail.

Is that it?

Yeah, I hate cleaning up paper. Okay, love that. When it's wet.

How many Benjamins do you need me to introduce you to?

You know, I'm really well off.

I'm actually really happy. I just got a new apartment. It's like really nice, so

thank you for that.

I don't mess around with my son's future.

Yeah, no mother should. Okay, this might be all jokes and games to you, but...

It's not for me.

Okay. And you might have seen a lot of other mothers strolling through here. I

see mothers stroll through here all the time. But I promise you, there are none

who are willing to do what I am willing to do for my son's future.

Yeah. I could tell. Got it? I think all mothers should be determined to do

whatever it takes to get their son in the school they want. I'm so glad we're

on the same page. Yeah, we are.

I agree.

You want to get this done? I do. Let's get it done. Let's go talk to somebody

about that so we can get this done because you and your son deserves to be

in this school. I 100% agree.

There are other...

forms of compensation, if that's what you're looking for.

Um... Just

to be... clear,

you said compensation.

I did.

So in my job, I like to keep things straight, because that's what

people expect of me.

Fix things, clean up messes, you know, make sure everything is done.

I'm sure you do so well at it, too. I'm actually really good at it, yeah.

And so again, to be clear, you're here because

you're... Son has amazing

grades. He does.

He does.

Yes. And you want him in this school.

He deserves to be here. He does.

Yes. This school would benefit having somebody this smart there.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah.

And you're willing to do anything to make that happen. Mm-hmm.

Wow.

I just want to be

very clear.

You're offered a compensation to make this

happen. How about we just cut to the chase?

i didn't know we were running i really don't like being on wait lists oh who

does i just need to be very clear here

these are work hours and janice even though as old as she looks has amazing

hearing and i would not want to lose my job trying

to help a determined mother get her son in school

Hell about.

Yes. Will you just be very quiet? Quiet.

Oh

my.

What are you talking about?

You are so determined.

Oh.

I told you I'd do whatever it takes.

Yeah. I am fucking convinced.

You are.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Fuck.

You're so messy.

Oh my god.

It's gonna be so much to clean up.

That's so good.

Oh yeah.

I got what it takes to take all these stains out.

It's fucking impressive.

I'm gonna look at other mothers, am I? No, I've never, not once in all the

years I worked here, not one mom has ever been this determined to get her son

in this school, which is really, I really admire.

It's just so, man.

You just go to town.

Fuck.

My back.

Wow.

Yeah. I

haven't

had something like this in a long time.

You know what? Just make as much of a mess as you want.

I got great sawdust to pick all this up, I swear.

Was that okay? That was so good. You can spit on me too, I like that.

How do I?

Oh my god.

Wow. Yeah, I do

Yeah.

Fuck.

That's so fucking good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Remember Janice.

She was great.

Yes, yes, yes.

See ya, see ya, see ya, see ya.

Yeah.

Yes, yes

Yes, yes.

Holy shit.

Fuck. Oh my god, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Can I taste it?

Can I taste it?

Taste it, taste it.

Taste it, taste it.

Taste it, taste it.

Taste it, taste it.

Oh, right there.

Taste that dick. Please, please, please.

Please, please, please.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck yeah.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

What are you going to do to me? I don't know what I'm doing.

Oh,

that

was the table.

That's still the table.

Oh my god.

There's so much I'm going to have to clean in here.

Don't worry about that right now. Oh, you're right.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Yes, yeah.

Wow.

So humiliating. I fucking love it.

God, yeah.

Oh my

God.

God, it's so good.

It's so freaking good.

Look at that beautiful picture.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Good. Oh,

fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I love that pussy on my face.

I love that pussy on my face. I love that pussy on my face.

Yeah. Yes.

Hi. Hello.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Fucking crazy. Fucking crazy.

Fuck, fuck.

I'm okay. I'm okay

Cheers.

Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

God damn. It's so painful.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Eat the whole shit.

Pretty good at my job, right?

So am I. God, you're so fucking good.

God damn.

God.

God, God, God.

Yes. Yeah.

Yes, fuck me.

Yeah.

Yeah, fuck.

Keep chewing that, fuck.

Oh my

god,

oh my god, oh my god

Wow. Wow.

Okay.

That was fun.

That was fun. That is true.

So, when will my son be getting into the program then?

As soon as possible.

Hold on.

Please report to the cafeteria.

Well, that's my cue.

I need to go.

I'm just the janitor here.

So technically I do work here, but this is not my office. I got a little room in

the basement.

I will put in a good word for you. I promise you that.

Thank you.

Okay, I'm gonna go.