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This wasn't the ending Anne had in mind when this story first started.

But... Why are you doing this? Let me go.

Please, I'll do anything you want. I will, I will. Please, let me go. Most

stories, at least the ones that are worth something, have a surprise or two

that hopefully no one saw coming. No, no, no, no, no!

Needless to say, Anne really wished she had seen this one come to her.

For obvious reasons.

The best stories, though. I mean, the best of the best.

Those

stories.

They have several surprises that no one saw coming.

Oh, my God.

Did you finally finish?

Just write it. The end.

The end.

The end.

The end. Honey,

come on. Write it and then just come back and join us in the world of the

living.

And when you do come back, you can start by taking a shower.

Yeah?

I'm proud of you.

Mm-hmm.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

They both continue to flail about, struggling with the inevitable, before

eventually the smoke and flames consumes them, and they lay motionless dead, but

still cooking.

Okay. No, it's just trying too hard to be dark humorous.

Why do you do this yourself?

You know why?

Yeah, how could I forget?

You owe it to your characters.

Yes.

Well, that's cute, but you also owe this book to the publisher a month ago.

Two months, actually.

So what if they pull the deal?

Oh, they're not gonna pull the deal, honey. I gave them three bestsellers.

I know, but you gotta finish this one, babe.

Look, I promise you that any one of the ten endings I'm sure you already came up

with before were brilliant.

I don't need brilliant.

Right. You need perfect.

Yes.

Perfect ending.

What?

No.

I can't believe you just did that.

Honey, I need perfect.

That's why I married you instead of Stacy Reynolds.

Well, lucky me.

I missed you.

I'm right here.

But apparently you're still not.

Hey, where are you going?

I'm going to the grocery store.

Because some of us need to actually eat to survive.

What happened to Josephine coming by to clean and pick up for you?

What? I thought you liked this one.

Yeah.

Will you pick me up some, uh... Whiskey and cigarettes. I got your diet down at

this point, Michael.

What would I do without you, honey?

Well, unless you want to find out later and sleep on the couch, you can take a

shower while I'm gone.

Gotcha. I mean it.

I know you mean it. Your characters can wait.

I love you.

I love you too. I'll be back soon.

Drive safely.

What the

hell

is that?

frantic and hectic joey young woman early

20s flies through the woods in a complete panic her blonde hair catching

on the branches with a total disregard for her skin

some clothes into a duffel bag.

Would you please just slow down?

It's a little late for that.

Let go of me. Okay.

Just listen to me, please.

It's the middle of the night. We are out in the middle of nowhere. We don't even

know where the others are. Wake up, Xander. They're probably dead.

Yeah? Well, I have something they didn't, though.

You know how to use that thing? Yeah, I've shot one before.

What? What's the matter?

We got to this cabin for the first time ever last night.

Whoever's out there, they know the cabin, they know the area, clearly

giving them the upper hand.

And in case you've forgotten, they gutted Billy like a fish.

So excuse me if you and your gun don't exactly bring the ease.

All right, just give me a minute to think about this then.

Yeah, you take your minute.

I'm leaving.

I'm not going to end up like Billy and the others. Micah is my best friend. I

can't just leave without him.

And yet you tried to fuck his wife.

It was a mistake.

Yeah, it was.

If he's still alive, I think best friends is off the table between you

two.

Damn it.

Hey, hey, wait up.

That's just, oh man, that's just terrible writing.

She does not scream for help.

Because she is not a stupid character.

Goodbye overused trope.

I really need to figure out who's behind that mask.

We should go. Now.

That's better.

No, it's not.

Oh, that's good.

See anything?

Just Billy's body.

You ready?

We have one problem.

Micah drove and he has the keys to my SUV.

I drove up with Billy.

You think he still has them on him?

What other option do we have at this point?

Come on.

I don't think I could do it.

What? I don't think I could look through his pockets with all his blood and guts

just hanging out like that.

So you'd rather have it be your blood and guts all over the place. Nice. No, I

just... You're such an idiot.

I'm sorry.

Just keep your damn eyes open.

They are. Just hurry up. I'm going as fast as I can.

Geez. There.

Scared the shit out of me.

You want it?

No, it's just that the book has got me.

Ah.

Oh.

What happened to you taking a shower?

Well, I was going to. I just, I got pulled back in.

Do you think I'm kidding?

We haven't seen each other in three months.

We're a little overdue, baby, so...

Don't do that.

Do what?

Do you know?

I love you.

No. You know I do. No free pass.

I'm very close.

Wow. Close to what?

Starving? That's very funny. Being a little dramatic, don't you think? Am I?

Yeah. Look, I'm fine, honey. I'm fine. You're fine?

Yeah. Honey, look around.

Empty whiskey bottle after bottle.

Overflowing ashtrays everywhere.

Yeah, I'm going to clean all that up.

This place smells.

It does?

Oh, it's bad.

I can smell it.

What can I say?

Well, we had someone to pick up after you when you get like this, but... Get

like what?

When your brilliance overtakes reality and...

Basic things like eating and sleeping and taking a shower aren't a priority

anymore. I just got pulled in a little bit. Yeah. I got carried. I know. I know

the drill.

Then why are you busting my chops?

Because this time feels different.

It's not. No?

No. This is the same.

There's nothing different about this. It's just a little harder.

I just need a couple more hours. That's all, and then we can, we can... Can we?

Because you're just going to pretend that you're present while you're off

with your characters the whole time.

These characters, Annabelle.

These characters pay the bills!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

What can I do to make it better?

Just don't check out completely.

Okay.

Whose pickup truck is out there?

What? There's a truck that's parked outside. It looks like it's been there a

while.

Well, that's, um, that's my cousins.

Will and Alex. They were out here hunting a couple months ago.

A battery died. I don't know why they haven't come to pick it up.

I can't even picture those two hunting.

Oh, they're big-time hunters. They're the real deal. They got the compound

hunting bows and, yeah.

Oh, really?

I'll call them after I have a shower.

Okay.

That's a good idea.

What the hell was that?

Probably just the wind.

Yeah.

You're right.

Probably just the wind.

Just keep your damn eyes open so I can get these stupid keys and we can get the

hell out of here.

Yes. Yes. Okay, go, go, go, go. Come on.

Goodbye, Xander. And goodbye, gun.

Sorry, Anne.

Cars never start in these kinds of stories.

It's used too much.

But it's used in this story because it works.

But then again, what good's a surprise if everybody knows it's coming?

No, it's not gonna work.

I did this already and it didn't start.

Where is he? I don't know.

Okay, okay.

Look, we need to get you out, okay? You're stuck and the tires are flat.

What are you doing?

Come on, we don't have time for this. Let's go.

Where have you been?

What?

I was out hunting with the guys.

They said they all made... and they couldn't find you.

Look, it's hard to explain.

We don't have time for this. We need to go.

Okay, fine.

We were all hunting, and when we were done, I swear I got into the truck with

them.

Then the next thing that I knew, I was walking down a path that I had already

walked, and when I got to where the truck was parked, it wasn't there.

Look, I know you probably think I'm losing it, but...

I believe you.

Because the same thing had just happened to me.

It was like it was deja vu or something.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Annabelle, I need to show you something.

What am I looking at?

This. I believe you because the same thing just happened to me.

It was like deja vu or something. I didn't reply.

A sense of relief between them despite their current confusion.

Okay.

What's wrong with it?

Well, for one thing, I didn't write it.

You need to get some sleep.

Honey, I didn't write it. I think these characters know when I rewrite something

or when I delete it. It's happened to me two times before with two different

characters. Come on.

I'm not imagining it, honey.

I don't know what to say outside of the fact that you're pressing.

And when you're pressing, you get like this.

And you need to get some sleep.

I need to step back. Yeah, and you need to sleep. Yes, I need to sleep.

I'm going to put fresh linens on the bed. Okay.

Okay. So, before I call it a night, what do

you think I should do with this?

You said it happened twice before.

So, what did you do the first time? I deleted it.

Okay, well, what if you left it this time?

Oh, I can't do that, because then I'd be breaking the fourth wall.

Well, isn't that interesting?

Well, it depends on how you do it and what you do with it.

Yeah, but once the customers have bought the book... They bought the book.

Yeah. And if the gimmick hooks them, then you've done your job.

Yes. Yeah.

Look, it's your book, so you do what you think is best. But my suggestion is just

leave it and see how it plays out.

Bed will be ready in ten minutes. Please don't change your mind on the sleep.

You need to sleep.

I'm trying. I'm trying.

You

know,

I get when I'm like this. I just can't turn my brain off. I can't stop thinking

about it.

The characters, I see their faces, I hear their voices.

Well, did you at least figure out who your killer is yet?

No. There's only so many characters in the book, honey.

There's always somebody who comes in later and stirs things up.

Maybe I haven't introduced that character yet.

You think that's what's keeping you up?

No, that's one of the reasons. The other one is that I haven't written anything

about Robin and Joey in a long time.

Hmm.

Is one of them your final girl?

Oh, honey.

You're a genius.

Where are we going?

Back to the cabin. What? No.

That's probably where the killer's going.

Look, I know it's not ideal, but if we stay out here, we'll freeze to death

before morning.

We can get through this, okay?

As long as we stay together.

Nope.

That's not gonna work.

That's probably where the killer's going.

Look, we'll get back to the cabin and we'll call for help.

No, there's no cell service, remember?

Yeah, I know.

But I remember seeing the landline of the cabin.

Onward through the darkness.

That's better.

Still don't have an ending though.

At least not a good one.

Hey guys, you got any suggestions?

Oh, I see. Now you're going to leave the writing up to me.

Now that it gets tough, we've got to have an ending.

So there I was, with the keys in my hands, and I could have sworn that when

I put them in the ignition, the truck didn't start.

But when I put them in the ignition again, it started right up.

Weird.

Weird.

That's all you got. Weird.

Well, I don't know what you want me to say.

It is cold, I'm hungry, there's bugs everywhere, and I just want more than

weird.

Okay, look, we have a better shot making it through these woods without being

seen. So we're gonna circle around back to the other side of the cabin.

Because you have the keys to the SUV.

Look, yeah, but it's useless.

The tires are slashed. Then why are we going back there? The killer's there.

I know!

Okay, but I'm betting on Billy and Xander actually putting one of the bows

back.

At least that way we have a chance at protecting ourselves.

Walking ahead of me. Slow down.

This is awkward.

Why?

You were about to leave me back there in the truck.

Micah, we thought you were dead.

We? Yeah.

Xander was with me before he got shot.

So, uh...

You and Xander then, huh?

Don't.

I'm just putting the pieces together. There's nothing to put together. No? No!

Yeah, you don't think it's a bit odd that they left me out in the woods and

he was so ready to go with you? Xander wanted to stay to search for his best

friend.

Wow. So noble.

Yeah, maybe more noble than a wife searching for her husband. Don't do

this. Okay, if I could do it over again, I would.

What I I didn't say anything you heard that too, right?

Yeah, let's let's get out of here

Annabel?

Do you think he's in here?

Watch, okay?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No. Don't say no.

It's dead.

Great. So now what are we going to do?

I don't know.

Maybe... Maybe we hide somewhere in here until the morning and then we make a run

for it?

What? Where can we hide where he can't find us? I don't know, okay?

I'm just trying to figure this...

It smells in here.

911,

what's

your emergency?

Yes, I want to report a break in.

Are you safe? No, I... Are they still in the house?

I think they're still in my house.

Please send someone right away.

All right, sending someone to you now. Yes.

It's okay.

Someone broke the window to the back door.

I think they're gone now.

My God.

You think it was the killer?

Hey. Hey,

Robin. Joey.

What the hell were you guys doing in the closet?

We thought you were the killer!

Well, obviously I'm not the killer! I almost shot you!

Yeah, you look totally prepared and ready there, killer.

Oh, so hilarious.

Yeah, you walked right into that one.

Where have you been?

Oh, you know, just running through the woods for our lives.

What about you two?

Yeah, pretty much the same.

We thought everyone else was dead.

Yeah, there's been a lot of that going on.

What about Xander?

Dead. Shot with an arrow.

Sir.

Sir.

Babe. Sir, are you okay?

Look, I just need a little more information for my report.

Yeah, no problem. Is there anything in particular you're looking for, officer?

Just doing my job, sir.

Why don't you and I start from the beginning with what happened?

Well, I was in the bathroom upstairs washing my face, and I heard the glass

break. And that's when you called us?

Well, I came downstairs and...

I saw the rock and the sliding door was open. That's what I called.

Did either of you notice if anything was missing?

No.

It all happened so fast.

We weren't looking.

Any recent arguments with anyone? Or know of anyone who might hold a grudge

against either of you? A grudge? What do you mean, grudge? Just standard

questions, sir.

I will tell you that around these parts, you know...

person gets upset about a neighbor's dog barking or they get cut off on the road

and stuff like that well you know sometimes they take it upon themselves

to get even they get even by throwing a rock through a window sometimes ma'am

yeah folks is everything okay

because you can tell me if it's not it's fine

You know, to answer your question, I can't think of anyone who would hold a

grudge against us.

Right, babe?

No, I... It's clear.

I didn't find anything.

If someone was here, they're gone now.

What do you mean, if someone was here?

You think we threw a rock through our own window?

I'm sorry.

Whoever threw the rock through your window, they're gone now, ma'am.

Thank you.

We're sorry to have you come out so late.

We'll be fine. Everything's okay.

Okay, well, if you find anything that was taken in the morning, you give us a

call. You can ask for Officer Byrd or Maynard, specifically.

That's it?

That's all they can do. What do you mean, that's all they can do? What if

they come back?

Then you call us right back.

Okay, ma'am?

Look, we'll make sure that we or another patrol car rides by a few more times

over the rest of the night.

So you think they could come back?

No, ma'am. It's just as an added precaution for your peace of mind.

That's very kind of you, officers. Thank you. We'll be okay.

Good night. Thank you.

Good night, folks.

Michael, what the hell was that?

We're just wasting their time.

What do you mean, wasting their time? Are you crazy?

Is there something you're not telling me?

What?

I think I know who threw the rock.

After I called the police, I checked out the rest of the cabin.

And you came and added the rock being thrown through the window into your

story? No, no, no, honey. I didn't add it. It was already in the story right

there. It's right there. See that? Right there.

I didn't add it. It was already in the story.

Michael. I'm not making it up. I'm not.

No, honey, please.

Oh, please, please, please.

I don't know what to do anymore, honey. Just believe me. Baby, baby.

sleeping and you're drinking all day and all night and you're getting confused

you're mixing up the real world with your story no i'm not the rock

is there you saw it you saw the broken window you saw you saw it that's what's

scaring me you don't think that i did it myself

Okay, so what happened to Billy and Xander is obviously awful, but what's

the plan for the rest of us?

There's a phone.

It's a landline. Maybe we could use that to call somebody. Yeah, don't bother.

Mine's dead.

Great. Now what?

Well, whatever we do, we should stick together.

Yeah, safer numbers.

Exactly.

Wait.

Wait, so is no one going to see it?

Okay, I guess I will then.

What if one of us is the killer?

Then all we're doing is making it easier for us to die one by one.

You're being ridiculous.

Okay, obviously none of us is the killer.

Says the guy with the hunting bow.

I got that from the shed out back.

Anne was with me.

It's true.

Of course she's going to stick up for you. She's your wife.

What is your problem? I am not the killer, Robin.

Guys, this isn't helping. Will everyone just calm down, please?

Agreed. If we're going to survive this, we need to stop attacking each other and

work together.

Fine.

Assuming none of us is the killer, we need a game plan if we're going to stay

alive.

Well, this is going to help our odds.

Although... I'd feel a lot better with more than one arrow.

That at least gives us a chance at defending ourselves.

Okay.

Unless anyone has a better idea, I say we haul up somewhere in here together.

And if anyone comes near us, shoot first and ask questions later.

I know where we're gonna find some arrows.

But it's not gonna be easy.

Dispatch, this is Officer Maynard.

We're outside the possible 146 from earlier.

Everything appears okay, but we're just going to stick around for a bit.

10-4, Officer Maynard. Please advise if your situation changes.

But

something

was definitely off with those two.

You don't think I do?

Please believe me.

I tried to get you to sleep. I'll sleep. I'll do whatever you want me to do,

honey. I'll do anything. Just believe me, please.

How about we get in the car together and we go and we see a doctor?

Someone who can help. I'm not crazy.

I don't need a doctor.

I just need you to believe me. I don't understand why you don't believe me.

Guess what you're saying can't happen. It did happen. I didn't write those

words. And I didn't throw the rock through that window.

Honey, please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Please.

Honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're not well. I've got to get home. Please talk

to me. Please talk to me. You're hurting my arm.

Thanks.

Did you hear that?

Did you guys

hear that? Annabelle!

Annabelle!

I'm sorry!

Looks like you were right.

Yeah, sure does.

There's no one out there.

This doesn't make any sense.

We're not saying that it does.

How the hell are there no knives in this place?

Okay, we all heard those voices, right?

So you're saying what?

That those voices are somehow related to the deja vu you guys had?

It wasn't deja vu. It was something else.

Well, whatever it was, there's still a killer out there that we have to worry

about.

Agreed. The sun's coming up, so let's just go.

Get the arrows, and then hunker down here.

What the hell?

Billy and Sandra's bodies were right here.

Who knows?

Let's just hurry up and get this over with.

Truck's over there.

I'll go with you.

Me too.

I'll post up here.

Remember, shoot first.

Ask questions later. And now, just get back to me.

You guys see anything?

No.

No, but that's a good thing.

Agreed. I'm gonna get the arrows. You two keep watch.

On it.

What do you need me for?

What do you want from me?

Talk to me.

Got one?

Looks like you've got it all figured out on your own.

Yeah, we heard it too. Just hurry up.

This is taking too long.

Just keep your eyes open, okay?

I have one.

I can't find the other one. Maybe we should just take the one and go.

Where the hell are you going?

I see something.

Joey! I think it's a car.

I found it.

Holy shit.

Hey, hey, we need help! Help us!

No, no, no, this isn't happening.

Oh my gosh. Shit.

Now what are we going to do?

Come here.

We're going to get the hell out of here.

I'm sorry, Officer Bird.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, officer.

Shit, I can't drive.

This is terrible.

This can't be how it ends.

Everyone hears that, right?

Yeah.

This can't be real.

Well, we're not all imagining it, Joey.

Hey, whoever you are, why are you doing this?

What do you want from us?

What do I want with you?

Jesus. Would you listen to yourself?

All I'm saying is why are we waiting? Your own instincts are telling you.

Yeah, they're just instincts. We have nothing to go on. Come on, man.

I'm sick and tired of standing on the sidelines just hoping we're needed.

Well, that's our job.

To serve and protect when there's a crime.

And right now there's been... What the...

Wait for it!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What am I doing here?

This is way too over the top.

Hey!

Wait for it!

So now what are we going to do?

We're going to get the hell out of here.

Help me with the body.

And get the gun.

Sorry, Officer Bird.

The holster's empty.

Then just get in!

There's no keys. Maybe they were in his pockets.

I don't think so.

How can you be so sure?

We have to run.

What? Get out and run.

Hey,

if you're gonna help her we got to do it smart, okay, we have to find Micah in

the bow.

Come on

Where the hell is he?

I don't know.

Things haven't been good between us.

We weren't doing too well at the end there.

I'm sure he's okay, yeah?

But we need to go back for Joey.

Without that bow, I don't think there's anything we can do. I'm so sorry. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

It's beautiful to watch.

That's a hell of a typo.

I need you to snap out of it or we have no chance here.

Yeah.

Okay. We need to find something we can use as a weapon.

Then what?

I have a plan.

But we need to hurry.

Okay. Let's split up. It will be faster.

It's not... It's not real.

It's not real.

It's not... It's beautiful to watch.

You just have to finish what I started.

I just have to finish.

Say goodnight, assholes.

Give me

that.

What are you doing?

Ever seen Scream? The movie? No. Or like any horror movie ever made.

He's dead.

Yeah, and now he's dead.

It's over.

He's dead.

He's dead.

No, no, that was way too easy.

He's much more intelligent than that.

He knows this house.

What's he doing?

Not making it easy on us, apparently.

Okay, so what now?

You weren't telling me this was your whole plan.

I didn't say that.

God damn it, Anne.

I promise it's gonna work.

I can't see him anymore, can you?

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

You can't give up on me right now, okay?

I need you if we're going to survive this.

I think that's the cop car.

We left her to die.

This isn't helping.

I should have tried to save her.

We have been over this already, Robin.

Okay? Take that.

There was absolutely nothing you could have done. And if there was, you would

have died trying.

Well, at least I would have died doing something instead of being a sitting

duck.

Bullshit, I'm serious.

No, I am serious.

There is a killer That's about to walk in here any minute and you're sitting

here feeling sorry for yourself No,

I'm not feeling sorry for myself in

I love Josephine.

Will?

Alex?

Oh, that's what I'm looking for.

I never even told her how I felt.

Wait, you and Joey?

I'm so sorry.

You should be.

What?

Why did I listen to you? I'm just trying to keep us alive here.

I could have helped her. That is bullshit, and you know it.

No, Anne.

I don't know that.

Not even you can know it. But that's the lie you're going to tell yourself so you

can go on pretending like you, your life, and your marriage are so perfect

because God forbid you'd actually face the truth about yourself for once.

What the hell does that even mean?

It means that you gave up on Micah a long time ago.

Shut up.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Just stop talking.

Why?

Truth hurts?

I'm so sorry not everyone is so comfortable giving up on someone that

they love. You bitch!

I didn't see that coming.

Which might be a good thing, right?

But then, how can I have my final girl killing us in person like that?

But it's original.

It's human. It's flawed. It's real.

That's a good thing, yeah?

I'm gonna end up doing something instead of being a sitting duck.

This is such bullshit.

Pull it together, Robin. Okay?

But she's not the killer, and if my final girl isn't likable, then I'm

screwed.

All right, so the question is, is it more important if I have pure and

likable characters, my protagonist, someone who rises up for good?

Represents everything that is good while conquering the evil technist. I don't

know. I don't know.

Or is it better to surprise the audience?

Even if it means muddying up the lines between good and evil?

Between your characters?

Yeah. Maybe.

Well, that's disappointing.

I'm the one that's supposed to be killing people.

Ann!

I know you're in here.

And we both know how this is supposed to end.

You know what they say about writing?

Write what you know about.

What does that say about me?

And?

Okay, here's what I'm thinking.

As long as we can have the expected, overly drawn-out chase between the

killer and the final girl, I'm willing to leave things as they currently are.

So, what do you think?

What do I think?

What do I think?

I think so.

You're expected.

Overly drawn out.

Overly unnecessary.

Final chase between the killer and me.

My god, did you finally finish?

Why is all that highlighted babe?

Are you okay?

Okay, I'm all done cleaning unless either of you need anything else from

me. I'm going to take off. No, we're good. Thank you so much, Josephine.

Is something wrong?

Josephine, did you smell anything bad in the kitchen closet?

Did I? No, nothing smells bad.

I cleaned this place from top to bottom. Did you smell anything bad?

I didn't smell anything bad, so if something wasn't clean enough... No, you

did a great job.

Thank you.

Please. I have children.

I can't afford to lose this job. Everything is perfect, as always.

Really.

Does the regular schedule work for you?

That's fine. I'll be back in a few days. Okay. All right.

What the hell was that?

You're off Lord knows where. You're talking about bad smells.

What's going on?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

You wouldn't believe it.

What are you doing?

What I have to do.

How much are you deleting?

I'm starting from the beginning.

You can't be serious. I am serious.

What?

Because.

What if they're watching this?

Nice Hey This

is incredible man How'd you find this place crazy

story? There's this thing called the internet in about five minutes later.

Yeah I've heard of that internet might have to check it out sometime. Good to

see you.

I just had one And only one question.

When do we go hunting?

Whenever we want.

We got bows in the shed. It comes with the rental.

Hey, and I heard they're the really good guys. Nice.

Disgusting. How can you guys kill those poor animals?

Oh, since when did you become vegan?

I'm not.

So then you eat meat. So who cares if we hunt?

I only eat the ugly animals.

Deers are cute.

Oh, my God.

That's real noble of you.

First dibs on the room.

Thanks, babe.

Of course.

Why are we friends with them again?

You don't want to run up and go grab a room? I don't have to. I have the keys.

Hey!

The door's locked.

Hey, well, patience is a virtue.

Patience could kiss my ass.

I have to piss.

Hurry, please.

Hey.

I know things haven't been going really well for us, but I feel like... Okay,

Mom and Dad.

Hey, get a room!

Come on. Boo!

Come open the door so we can all get rooms.

Okay.

Finally.

Damn, I've got no cell service.

Neither do I.

Maybe that's a good thing, though.

For all of us to disconnect from the rest of the world for a little while.

What

the

hell are you talking about?

All you have is an opening scene now.

Yes, but it's the perfect opening scene, filled with hope.

Michael, it's still just an opening scene, though. Honey, you're just gonna

have to trust me on this one.

Yeah.

Now I'll take a shower, because it's been two months since we've seen one

another. Three.

Yes, three.

No.

Yeah, shower, shave, shampoo.

All of it.

Okay.

I'll be right back. I'll be right here.