Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Ewe
Faroese
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Ga
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Interlingua
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kurdish (Soranî)
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lingala
Lithuanian
Lozi
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Nigerian Pidgin
Northern Sotho
Norwegian
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Occitan
Oriya
Oromo
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Punjabi
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Runyakitara
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Serbo-Croatian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Tatar
Telugu
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Tshiluba
Tumbuka
Turkish
Turkmen
Twi
Uighur
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
Downloaded from YTS.BZ
Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ
As soon as we met, it was love at first sight.
Yes, friends can fall in love too.
I'm most myself when I'm with her.
I'm not afraid to be who I am.
We can go ages without seeing each other, but we're always just as close.
It's so nice to have someone who's been there through so many stages of your life.
She knew me when I was young.
She saw me break up. She saw me date.
We got pregnant together.
And our daughters met in the womb and became best friends.
It's so moving to see our friendship live on through them.
Girlfriends are the family we choose.
And we choose them for life.
MY BEST FRIEND
-Excellent! Wait! -Mom, you're ruining my bikini!
Sweetheart. My beautiful girl.
My daughter is leaving.
That's a lot of bikinis in one suitcase. All you've packed are bikinis and jackets.
Relax, Mom. I already talked to Elisa.
When I get there, we'll go out and buy some cool clothes.
Her idea of cool or ours?
Because your dad's wife doesn't have our taste, okay?
Your father has different values.
You're going to live with him, but don't get dazzled by luxury
and forget who you are.
You know who you are, Manuela?
Wow, this suddenly became a therapy session.
-I'm nervous, honey! -I know, I am too.
-Hi. -Hey, how's everything going?
Same old, you know?
Everyone doing nothing while I do everything myself.
André. André! Put this in your closet, please.
-Honey, listen to this. It's beautiful. -No, I can't.
I'm on the phone.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, I just took my mother-in-law's medicine.
Júlia, hold on. Let me go check if I'm gonna die. Hold on.
Ms. Alberta?
What is that green-and-white pill you take for?
-I forgot. -It's for your memory, Grandma.
Júlia, it's for memory. I'm not dying, thank God.
Hi. What was I saying? Oh, I was complaining. So…
Honey, here's the thing. If I'm not here, nobody eats and nobody sleeps.
And my ex-husband?
He must have promised our daughter a new wardrobe to win her over.
They barely got there, and I'm already fuming at Breno.
Júlia, make sure Manu can't hear you, okay?
I asked my therapist when I can start badmouthing André in front of Isadora.
She said not yet. Can you believe it?
That rule must be for married parents.
I asked Manu's therapist if I can start badmouthing her dad to her,
and she said yes.
I've been holding back on Breno for too long.
I'm definitely badmouthing him.
If it's traumatizing, she can try therapy. I have for 30 years.
On the way to her dream of becoming a doctor.
Mom, it's a high-school exchange. I'm not off to college yet.
It doesn't matter, I'll miss you so much.
Hi, honey.
Just finished recording the story. I'm on my way home.
Thank you. Your purse.
-Thank you! Thank you. -Of course.
Of course I'm bringing the backpack. If not me, who else?
I'm calling an Uber home.
Kisses.
Oh, no!
Man, that's so unfair!
-Hi, honey. -Hey, Mom.
Did it all fit?
Don't zip it up yet. I'm bringing your winter coat, okay?
Júlia, right?
What is this? How do you know my name?
You ordered an Uber Moto, ma'am.
No. I called a car.
No, you didn't. You can check.
Oh my God…
God, I called a motorcycle.
Is this right? It's my first time.
No, you made the right call, ma'am. The traffic is jammed.
I'm so happy.
The best decision was to send these girls to Europe.
The best decision.
It'll be wonderful. They'll learn to manage without us.
We raised our girls for the world, and off they went.
You have to let your kids go.
They'll go there, learn, come back and choose a good college in Brazil.
If they come back, right?
They'll get a taste of Europe, travel, meet people.
They might go to college there.
I hadn't thought of that. Do you really think that?
I do. And if they fall in love, they won't come back, okay?
And if they have kids there?
They won't be able to separate and bring the kids to Brazil.
-They'll stay there for good! -My God.
They'll live there forever!
Glad Isadora's going to live in the dorm.
In a year, she'll be dying to come back home.
I'm dizzy, girl.
Manuela in her dad's rich house.
If she doesn't come back, I'll get her.
Not coming back isn't an option.
Not coming back? What?
They're teenagers, they're 16.
-Sixteen! They're teenagers. -That's right. Teenagers.
Look, not coming back isn't an option, girls.
One year, then you're coming home, uh… Isadora--
-Isadora, Manuela. -Girls.
Both of you! They didn't hear us.
They did.
Some of it's got to stick. Did you hear us?
INTERNATIONAL DEPARTURES
Oh my God…
Mom, don't overreact, okay?
Look, a year goes by fast.
You just can't kiss and hug me constantly.
Since when can I kiss and hug you, Isadora?
I haven't had that in a long time, okay, honey?
Mommy's girl.
Not the top of your head, like a bull. Let me see that pretty face.
When you send me pictures,
don't send those view-once ones, okay, Manu?
I want to save it, forward it, and set it as my wallpaper.
Okay, don't post them. You always pick the worst.
We're going, okay?
-I love you guys. -Kisses.
-Picture! Get together! -Get together!
We'll take a picture. Take one for me and send it to me.
Those signs they're throwing aren't peace and love, okay?
Of course. They do it so the picture looks bad and we can't post it.
My daughter.
I can't believe I'll get home and won't see my little baby.
And then there's my mother-in-law, stepson, and husband,
who goes twang-twang all day long.
What about me? I'll be all alone.
Be glad you've got your twang-twang. I'm going home to silence.
No, girl. I'm even jealous of your silence.
Focus on your marriage, Clara.
Be a couple, go out, go drinking. Make the most of it.
And you focus on your life.
You'll have time for yourself, with the whole house to yourself.
If you start missing the noise, you can have my twang-twang.
Júlia, it's been two months since the girls left,
and my life is the same.
Nothing has changed.
You're better off than me, honey.
My boss called me, I went all excited, thinking it was good news.
-When I got there… -Amanda.
Júlia.
The news team decided it was time to put a new face on the air.
Nice to meet you. Welcome.
Thank you.
What do you mean, Júlia? You're being replaced by a younger woman?
Now I'll be writing the stories for the young thing to present.
Júlia, it's like we're competing to see whose life sucks more.
I went to the doctor to ask for tips to improve the whole package, babe.
Vaginal dryness, urinary incontinence…
To spice up my marriage, you know?
Look, I'm going to teach you a pelvic floor exercise
that will be very good for you.
And it also prolongs the pleasure during sex.
Oh, Dr. Helena…
After 20 years of marriage, just having sex is a win.
Enjoying it? Ha! I don't even dream of that anymore.
Look, imagine your pelvic floor
is an elevator closing its doors and going up.
Each floor is a contraction of the vaginal muscle.
Vaginal muscle?
No time to work out my legs and butt, but now I must work out my vag too?
-No way. -Come on.
One…
Two…
Two…
Three…
Four.
Five.
You don't have that kind of problem, right?
Just date Pedro already, Júlia.
Pedro is attentive, sweet, and the sex is amazing.
He's helping me pull myself out of this slump.
And you know what a mess I was.
But he's just a sweet guy I'm sleeping with.
You know what I'd love?
To see your place.
Now that your daughter is away, you could show me your place.
My house?
Sure, sure.
Let's make plans.
Let's do something, just the two of us?
-What? -Yeah, a romantic dinner.
And then we can sleep in a hotel.
Sleep away from home, babe?
No one's sleeping, right, André?
No one's sleeping
No one's sleeping
Look at you.
Someone's feeling frisky
Someone's feeling frisky
-I'll make a reservation, okay? -Do it--
No, babe, that's enough already. Okay?
Where's André? What? Didn't you have a whole thing planned out?
He said it's too hot to play beach tennis, right?
That his blood pressure is low.
And since he skipped beach tennis, he gave up on the beach.
So we're not spending the night at the hotel either. How about that?
André gave up on life, right, girl?
Girl, he gave up on me, right?
I am feeling…
rejected, really.
Girl, I totally get it.
I feel humiliated.
I've been demoted at work.
-Man, it's so hard. -At least you do what you like.
And me, girl? I run this real estate agency.
And I'm forced to spend my life selling apartments to pay the bills.
Think about it. I never had the chance… Or the time, right?
To find out what I like to do in life.
You love what you do. That's wonderful.
But I feel insecure. I'm afraid of taking a vacation and getting fired.
At least you're having sex and orgasms. How does it feel?
Let's talk about good stuff.
Aren't you in love with this guy, even a little bit?
"In love…" I'm not.
Do you even have to be so in love to be in a relationship?
I think about that all the time, Clara.
Whether relationships just… get a little calmer once you're over 50.
Or if I've lost my ability to love.
What if I never fall in love again?
Man, and they say maturity brings peace, huh?
You're frustrated with work and your husband.
And I'm a wreck, trying to prove to the world that I'm worth something.
It's tough, isn't it?
Want to take a trip?
-Girl, let's travel. -Let's go.
We haven't done that in forever.
Let's plan this trip right now! Where are we going?
-Venice? -Venice is too romantic for us.
Imagine us in a gondola,
watching people kissing, in love, and us all depressed.
-No way. Anything but Venice, okay? -Anything but Venice!
-Greece. -Oh, really?
Lost in Greece with broken English?
Then you say, all confident, "Lemme ask you something!"
Unable to understand the reply.
Do you think we can go to Greece by ourselves?
-We can't get by in Greek. -No way.
We can't get by at all.
Let's go to Portugal.
-Let's go to Portugal! -Girl, we can visit our girls!
And there's no language barrier.
-Lisbon, here we come!
What's going on?
My legs don't fit. I have to tie it up, or it'll fall.
Not on an empty stomach. Your blood pressure will drop. Eat first.
I can't eat on a plane. I get really bloated.
I can't either, you know.
Gas, reflux.
Turtleneck?
Don't you rip that turtleneck off during menopause?
That's a no during menopause. You wear a V-neck with a scarf.
If you're cold, wear the scarf. Hot? Take it off and let your chest breathe.
-I don't have hot flashes. -Huh?
Calm down. Besides bloating, I have insomnia.
And I get so irritated that I could kill someone for no reason.
I'm not holding this boy's head up all night.
He won't wake up. Look.
He won't wake up, honey. He's like us after two tranquilizers.
He won't wake up.
-Hi. How are you? -Hi.
Hi.
Hmm, can I charge my phone here by any chance?
The charger on my seat is broken.
-Is that okay? -Of course. Sure, absolutely.
Thank you.
-Hot as hell!
-I think he was checking me out. -Impossible. Have you seen yourself?
-It's bad, girl. Look. -No, it can't be.
-Oh, man. -It's bad.
My hair can't fall over my face anymore.
Then he was checking you out. I felt a spark here.
No way. I'm married.
Am I giving off single vibes all of a sudden?
-What is it? -He must have heard that I get bloated.
And I said I have gas and reflux.
So depressing.
When he comes back, let's chat him up?
-Sure. -I'm keeping my options open.
What could we ask him?
We could say, "Hey, do you work in Lisbon?"
No, forget work. Let's ask him something more personal.
Yeah, find out if he's married.
Like, "Does your family live with you in Brazil or in Lisbon?"
If he's married, I'm not even getting coffee with him.
I've had enough heartbreak to last a lifetime.
How is this going to work, huh?
If you two fall in love, with him living in Lisbon…
Ready for all that travel?
God forbid. I won't accept that, girl.
I wouldn't put up with it either.
-Sounds hard. -Honey, I'll say it.
"You'll have to live in Brazil. There's no way."
-Just don't leave it for later. -It's not for me.
'Cause his phone is almost charged, and that hot thing is coming to get it.
He's so hot, right?
Gorgeous, isn't he? How is this fair?
For God's sake. It's not fair, you know? This is not fair to a married woman.
He's so hot.
So leave it, honey. Leave it in front of me.
When he comes back, I'll give it to him.
Ladies, the passenger from 46B asked me to get his phone
that was charging here.
You can give it to her, I don't mind. Give it to her.
Here it is. Thanks.
Thank you.
Man, that's so sad. So sad.
Honey, the truth is he came to us because we're two old ladies.
He trusted us, honey.
Wow, if you think about it, look around.
There are only young people with backpacks.
Honey, he focused on the two ladies who wouldn't steal his phone.
-Man, we're so deluded. -And there's no improvement in sight.
Oh my God.
These stairs are ridiculous.
Portugal wasn't designed for people over 50.
My toiletry bags alone weigh 20 kilos.
It must be a hotel for young backpackers.
At our age, we can only carry our bags on an escalator.
European.
Packs nothing. It's just panties, which she washes at night.
And no skincare, right? She must use one soap for everything.
-Oh, it's beautiful! You nailed it! -It's so beautiful!
It's been a while since we shared a room, right?
Honey, sharing a room at our age is an intimacy upgrade, okay?
How's your bathroom situation? Still constipated when you travel?
When I travel? I'm constipated all over the world.
In Japan, Brazil, Portugal. I'm a constipated person, girl.
This phone here is going to be a problem. Am I supposed to answer every call?
Between the phone and this lamp, there's no room for me on this nightstand.
-I brought a lot more stuff than you. -But I take a lot more meds.
But you're taking meds to have sex, right?
I'm taking meds so I don't beat up my husband, you know?
I think it's only fair that you get the smaller, crappier nightstand.
-What are you putting on? -Testosterone. HRT.
I forgot to bring mine. It's been two days since I last used it.
-You're not taking anything? -No.
So I'm risking my life here, Clara.
It's like blood-pressure treatment. Skip two days, and you go haywire.
I wrote it down in my planner so I wouldn't forget to bring the meds,
but forgot to check my planner.
-What's this? -Man…
-What's this? -Listen…
What's this?
Hey, why are you inspecting my little pharmacy?
I'm anxious. You take so much, I take nothing.
What's with all this excitement?
Someone's excited, huh?
Portugal's full of hot guys, babe.
Straight guys all over the place.
How are you?
Long time no see. How are you?
Honey, don't turn off the light.
I'm wrestling with this electronic toilet. I can't see anything.
Wait, I'm lost too, girl.
I tried to turn on the AC, but I pressed "master off," and everything went dark.
Now I'm in the dark.
How is this possible? Full of moving parts.
The toilet sprays and heats up. I can't find the flush.
What is this weird thing?
Help me out here real quick.
Help you out? I'm taking a dump! Seriously, have some consideration.
God, what a mess. Where do you…
Ah, I did it! Phew!
Thank God.
Don't even mess with this, okay? We're not capable. Forget it.
-Leave it alone. -God, I miss the old times.
A light switch you could just flip, a toilet you could flush with a handle.
Forget the AC and the lights. I'm going to sleep like this.
I'm not messing with this anymore.
Clara, we need help, honey.
We can't stay here alone. I'm going to ask for help.
-How does this work again? -"9" or "0" always works.
Hi, good afternoon. We need some help in the room.
-We can't seem to-- -Turn on the AC.
Turn on the AC and the lights. We can't access the electronics.
Okay, thanks.
-"Access the electronics"? -"I'll be right there, ma'am."
Oh, God! I didn't tell… I forgot my husband's name.
I didn't tell André that I arrived.
Forgetting your own husband's name? Oh God, I'm done.
It's normal. We forget our kids' names.
Hi, honey. How are you? I'm here.
The trip was fine. Don't worry.
I can't wait to see their faces tomorrow when we surprise them.
Okay? Kisses. I love you. I miss you.
I brought a wonderful flower remedy to help me sleep.
"Love you. Miss you. Kisses. I brought a wonderful flower remedy."
Honey, you used the same tone.
No difference between your husband and the remedy.
I'm using "I love you" like a comma. Should I send an emoji?
-Yes, the pulsing one. -The bouncing heart, right?
There. I'm free.
Girl, for God's sake.
At this rate, by the time we get there, they'll have graduated.
I can't keep up with your long legs.
I'm always falling behind.
You've mocked my legs all my life. That's bullying.
I'll go ahead and keep them by the door.
-I can't believe it! I'll drive. -Why do you get to drive?
Need me to walk you through our entire history?
Oh, this is so good!
This is so good, girl!
Girl, I can't stop thinking about your condoms.
How do you even have sex with a condom during menopause, with all that dryness?
You're blaming it all on menopause. That's not the whole story.
Married to one man for 20 years. Try a new husband and see what happens.
I can barely be bothered to have sex with André anymore.
Some good coconut oil and a man who turns you on will fix everything!
Where did that sex drive go?
Hi. Are you okay?
Yes.
-I'm fine. -You are? I'm sorry.
Don't be! You saved me from an accident.
I should apologize for this clichéd scene.
Apology accepted. After a scene like that,
we'll have to fall in love and live happily ever after.
If this were really one of those scenes, I wouldn't have gotten hurt at all.
I think I hurt my lower back, but I'm fine.
If this were one of those scenes, you'd ask if she was married,
and she'd ask if you were married and what you did for a living.
How are you? Good.
Well, I teach history and art history.
I've been running a cultural tour company here for 8 years.
I explain the artwork in museums
and talk about naval battles on boat tours.
With me, you get everything.
-So cool, right? -Amazing, right?
If you need anything here in Lisbon,
here's my number, okay?
-Oh… -Nuno.
Yes, Nuno. Nuno, yes.
Nuno. Got it.
-Thank you! -Thank you.
Do you realize you just bumped into a 1,90m-tall hottie
who's taller than you?
-Those practically don't exist. -And you blew it, honey.
Instead of asking if he's single, you asked his job!
Gosh. Should we go back there?
-No, too obvious. -Are you sure?
I'll go back there. Trust me, I'm good at this.
I get a chill when you say that. Your track record says otherwise.
For all the government headquarters…
-Sorry. Yes. It's okay. -Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
Let me ask you something, Nuno.
Your wife, does she do this kind of work too?
We have our two teenage daughters here, and that's what worries us, you know?
Being in a foreign country…
We'd prefer a female guide.
-I'm divorced, but I have a… -Okay. He's divorced.
You spoke too loud, he definitely heard!
He's Portuguese, and we're talking fast. They can't understand us.
-Relax, okay? -Oh, right.
-Thank you! -You're welcome.
He was supposed to say "you're welcome." Now you've blown it.
They'll love seeing us here.
Manu won't believe I finally took a vacation.
She's always complaining that all I do is work.
Look how beautiful this school is!
She must be so happy going to school here.
Wow…
-Manu, sweetheart! -Mom!
-Hi! -Mommy's girl!
-I've missed you so much. -Let me look at you, sweetheart.
I've missed you.
-Hi, honey! -Hi, Auntie!
-You look beautiful! So beautiful! -Thank you.
-Is everything okay? Did something happen? -We came to surprise you. Happy to see us?
Of course!
Mommy brought you some sweets for a little taste of Brazil, sweetheart.
Aw, Mom, thank you.
It's just that I'm avoiding lactose.
Since when?
It's been a while.
Elisa said my digestion hasn't been great.
I might be lactose intolerant, so I figured I should cut it out.
"Digestion"? There's nothing wrong with your digestion.
Does she look like she has digestive problems, Clara?
No! What are you talking about?
Your digestion is wonderful. It's excellent. Your digestion…
Mom?
Oh my God. I've missed you so much, sweetheart.
What did you do to your hair?
A promise.
-Hi, beautiful. -Hi, Auntie.
"A promise."
What kind of promise? Just so I understand.
I… I promised I'd dye my hair blue if--
If she managed to get into this super competitive study group.
And sure enough, she did.
You could've promised something else, couldn't you?
That dye washes out, right?
Guys, we're here to spend ten days with you.
Are you happy?
-Sure.
Then let's get lunch. We've planned lots of cultural activities for later.
We want you to show us what your lives are like here.
We didn't know you were coming, though.
So we kind of made plans with my stepmom.
What kind of plans?
Some treatments at her beauty clinic.
That's great, honey. Really nice.
It's so nice you get along with your stepmom.
-Very important. -Yeah.
-With your stepmom. -I'm happy.
-Exactly. -It's important.
But we'll see you later, right?
-Of course! Bye. -Of course.
Bye…
I did! It turned out great.
-She looks glowy without looking fake. -Hiya!
Look, Clara.
Interesting, huh?
She's that type, honey. Sweet and lovely.
-Yeah. -Look at her being all affectionate!
-How are you? -Someone's grown as a person.
I haven't grown at all. I feel sick.
Why is she all over my girl? How do I become better?
Oh, honey, relax. Nobody starts working on themselves on vacation.
We can work on ourselves when we're back in Brazil.
Why start now?
-Yeah, that's ridiculous. -Let's enjoy ourselves.
Come on!
Can I say something, though?
From this distance, she looks like a younger version of you.
Exactly like you.
So she's way better, 'cause the world only cares about young people.
-That's not what I meant. -Of course it is.
I'm saying she's just as beautiful as you were… are--
You're digging yourself a hole. I know you too well.
Can I talk?
Breno found a copy of you because he never got over you.
-I meant you're both beautiful. -Never got over me, Clara?
Oh, I don't know. I'm just saying you used to be beautiful.
-You're digging yourself a hole. -We're kind of far.
-But your distance vision is great. -So I put my foot in my mouth?
-You sure did. -Okay, then.
I'm shocked. Didn't Manu seem different to you?
A little, yeah.
I barely recognized my own daughter.
Her clothes, Clara.
-That designer bag she's carrying. -Weird.
All that money's gone to my daughter's head.
That's her dad's influence.
I'm pretty shocked by Isadora too, you know?
She looks like such a mess. My daughter with blue hair, Júlia?
She's always been so well-behaved.
My husband and mother-in-law are more trouble.
Cheer ourselves up at a drugstore and take our minds off it?
Sure. I've got a whole list of Korean creams to buy.
Do you have it on you?
Yeah, but it's in Korean. Now what?
-Look at this drugstore. -My God!
-What is this place? -I'm going to go crazy in here.
I feel like I need everything. Here, I'll get us a basket.
Not "us," honey. We each need one.
This right here is great.
You spray it in the toilet so we don't have to smell each other's poop.
-Nobody deserves that. -We're getting it.
You're the one who needs it, honey.
-Why? I never poop. -To protect yourself.
Put it in when I go.
Oh!
-Girl! -I won't be needing it.
-Wow! -Girl!
This one's for you, honey. For God's sake.
-What's this again? -Buy it. You're backed up.
-You're sealed shut. -It's a suppository, but…
It's a honey-based suppository. Get it, Clara.
-Can I say something? Let me explain-- -Get another box on me. It's a gift.
-I'll leave it on your bed. -Can I tell you something?
I'm no good…
at putting in my own suppositories.
-It's really hard. No… -You're not asking me to help, are you?
Júlia, we still need to get that salmon sperm stuff.
They say the sperm gets into your DNA and multiplies everything.
-I want that sperm. -If it multiplies, I'm in.
Isn't the label in English too?
-How do you say esperma in English again? -Sperm.
"Salmon sperm"?
Your totals are 410 and 450 euros.
Clara, we went crazy. What the hell? 450 euros!
Should we put something back?
Korean skincare has ten steps.
Couldn't we just do three? We can't afford the whole ten.
What do we cut? Cream won't penetrate without toner.
-Yikes… -You could go with a simpler routine.
-A simpler routine, of course. -Absolutely.
I need to cut more. What should go?
Memory, rabbit pellets or sperm?
Don't put back the rabbit-pellet stuff or the memory stuff, for God's sake.
You can't go without your memory pills.
Memory and pellets stay, and we share the sperm.
Good idea. We're splitting the sperm.
All right.
Oh, girl, we lost track of time. We have to pick up the girls.
Honey, I know a quick way to get there, okay?
BRENO ON POINT FRIDAY
"Breno on Point." Pretty ironic, isn't it?
He's been off the mark in every area of his life.
I didn't know he was so famous here in Portugal.
You know Breno Bernardes?
Unfortunately.
He's her ex-husband and her daughter's father.
But they split up ages ago.
Júlia's been single for a long time.
Fuck, "single for a long time"? Are you trying to screw me over?
Not that long, really.
Besides, "a long time" is relative.
What is time, anyway? Everyone moves at their own pace.
Yeah, absolutely.
-Thank you. Kisses. -You're welcome. Thank you.
-What was that? -Seriously, what was that?
For him, I'd get divorced and move to Lisbon the next day.
How can one man have all that going for him?
He's hot, kind, smart, and a good dad too.
Honey, shit will start coming out soon. Three ex-wives, seven kids.
Honey, I'm out.
At this point in my life, Clara, I don't want to get hurt or fall in love.
Totally snuggled up in my comfort zone, honey.
Surreal. You didn't check if the monastery was open?
Exactly. You made us rush over here for nothing.
Calm down, girls.
You know what I think, Auntie? The universe is sending us a sign.
Exactly. A sign that we should go to a makeup store.
-Oh, for sure. -Oh, no, ma'am.
Photo at the closed São Bento Monastery.
Come on. A beautiful one.
What? Come on.
-Jerónimos. -Right, Jerónimos.
Yay…
I'll turn it around.
No. We won't be able to post it.
-They won't let us anyway. -Okay, go ahead.
You're cutting off our heads. Straighten it out.
-There. -Wait. Like this.
Mom, we're going over there with our friends for a bit, okay?
-Oh, okay. -Hold my bag.
Thanks.
-Sure. Cute friends. -Let's take selfies.
Let's. Where's my… Oh, no, it's your phone.
I have absolutely no desire to go back to my life in Brazil, girl.
Júlia, you need your own show.
Pitch it to someone. You're charismatic, smart and articulate.
It's so crazy.
I feel like I'm at the top of my game professionally,
and the world keeps telling me I'm done.
Want to sit down for a bit?
-Let's. God, I'm beat too. -I'm exhausted.
Oh, for God's sake.
You know, if I had more time ahead of me, I'd change my life.
I don't know. I feel kind of old to make a change at this point.
Girl, if you live to 90,
will you spend 40 years saying you ran out of time?
-Why don't you go back to school? -To study what?
My dream of studying architecture is long gone.
Why is it long gone?
I don't know.
I don't know.
-The girls are so happy, aren't they? -They are.
-We did well, Clara. -Yeah.
They're easygoing. They never give us any trouble.
Isadora's so easygoing, I don't even monitor her social media.
Well, I've got all the parental controls turned on.
-You can even monitor who she talks to. -Oh my God, I'm not monitoring anything.
Should I be monitoring something?
-I'll start by checking her bag. -That's an invasion of privacy, honey.
You monitor everything, I monitor nothing. I've got to invade some privacy.
Now I'm nervous.
God, should I be invading her privacy too?
You're rubbing off on me.
They're looking.
They turned away.
Oh, look who's here.
Diva. Hi!
How are you?
Don't worry. We just got here too.
What's up?
No, I'm going to make some fan art for you.
Oh my God, I can't believe this.
What? It's lip gloss.
Clara, this is a vape.
Oh my God, that's so dangerous!
It's addictive, Clara. It can kill you!
-Oh my God! -What?
My daughter's lungs must be damaged already. What is this?
-Júlia. -Huh?
Two of their friends are over there talking by themselves.
Should we go see what we can find out?
Absolutely, honey.
Let's go grill those girls.
Hi. How are you?
-Good.
Are you Brazilian?
Yeah, we are.
You're just out here on your own, with no responsible adult watching you?
What do you mean? Our parents know we're here.
Do your parents know everyone's vaping at school?
What? What school? What are you talking about?
We don't even live here. We're on vacation.
-Oh… -Oh, you're on vacation. Okay.
-We're watching you, okay? -Wrong girls.
Wrong target. Let's go. Come on. Get out of here, girl.
-I'm disoriented. -Come on.
That was so random. Who are those people?
Seriously. Imagine being their daughter.
Thank God they're not our moms.
Manuela!
Isadora, wait!
Let's figure out our plans for tomorrow, okay?
It's going to be sunny tomorrow, so my dad invited us out on a boat.
But our outing involves a boat too.
What boat?
Ours combines a boat trip with culture.
It's where Age of Discovery voyages began.
Vasco da Gama, Pedro Álvares Cabral. They all set sail from there.
What's this about a ship? Are we renting a boat?
We're renting one right now. Those girls are staying glued to us.
-Hey, Dad. -Hey, sweetie.
-Did you like your mom's surprise? -Loved it.
What are you doing at the gym, André? Were you kidnapped?
Aren't you always saying I don't take care of myself?
Well, I got a deal on a membership with a personal trainer.
A personal trainer?
Now I'm here with Carlinha. Look, she's keeping me on my toes.
Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.
I have to hang up or I'll get in trouble.
-She's tough. -Let's work this muscle.
Come on, André.
I just called to see how you're doing, all right? Bye-bye.
Let me…
"Carlinha"?
We're doing cute little nicknames already?
Wow, honey, this room is so cute.
Messy, though.
Don't complain. I cleaned it yesterday.
It's usually way worse.
Wow, so many drawings.
I'm taking these amazing design classes.
We do a lot of studio work.
And chemistry? Are you studying that?
You need a good foundation in chemistry for med school, honey.
Mom, I'm going to take a quick shower. Just sit tight and don't touch anything.
Honey, I have better things to do than go through your stuff.
For God's sake. Go take a shower, Isadora.
Clean up the bathroom, okay?
We've got a problem, Júlia.
One's vaping, the other's having sex.
Honey, we've got a huge problem.
I keep swinging between hoping someone put this in her backpack
and fearing she's in an international vape-smuggling ring.
That's awful.
And my daughter is thinking about sex with some boy I've never met.
-She's not thinking, she's doing it. -Oh my God.
-Where's that boat? -Ms. Júlia!
-Hi. -What's that boat?
It must be the boat that takes us to our boat.
You know those little fun boats they keep on the main boat?
-That's definitely it. -How nice.
-How are you? -How are you? Hi.
Is this the boat that takes us to our boat?
No, ma'am, this is your boat. This one right here.
I don't get it. Without a motor, it's not a boat, is it?
-It doesn't? -Where's our boat's motor, sir?
The motor… It's right there. That's it. You're going to…
And it…
I'm not pedaling that thing. I have awful cramps.
I'm nauseous just looking at it.
Why are you nauseous, Isadora?
What's going on that's making you nauseous?
Bro…
Thank you.
Well, now I have nothing positive to say.
Couldn't see when I picked it. No glasses.
No picture of the animal.
Júlia, this glasses thing is serious.
Put a pair in every pocket you have.
Or just buy a six-pack, like socks.
Must you make things harder and keep complaining?
-You'll get the girls going. -Okay.
This unicorn is so much fun, girls!
So much fun!
My leg is stuck.
-Help me out. Come on! -Give me your hand.
Damn!
-Júlia, take a pretty picture of me? -Sure.
I want a picture where I look so happy it'll make André insecure.
I'm still stewing over that personal trainer.
If I'm insecure, everyone will be.
Come on, I want to look hot. Let's go.
-I'll make you look hot. -Happy, okay.
No, it's cheesy. Grab the unicorn's head. It'll make your whole body look longer.
-Great idea. -You look great.
Like you're not even trying.
Big smile!
Don't I look crooked?
-No, it's flattering. -I'm crooked, right?
-It's flattering? -It is.
Just go for it. Look natural.
Big laugh.
Happy.
Show off your stomach.
You look beautiful. That's the shot. Gorgeous.
Honey, I took a million. Now hold on.
Are you sure? Did you focus properly?
-You can't see without glasses. -I focused like this.
Without your glasses?
-Got everything. Almost a movie. -Okay.
Hold on, let me do a little Photoshopping.
-Just a little touch-up. Obviously. -Put a little filter on it, okay.
-Wait, let me get a better look. -Pretty and happy.
-This one. Beautiful. -This one's good.
-Retouch this? -Look at that smile.
-Change this? -Barely.
-I look good, huh? -Beautiful.
-Hot! -Beautiful. Great body.
-That's a happy smile. -I… I look like I'm doing well.
-Beautiful. Post it. -Let's think…
-Gorgeous. Post it, post it. -I'll post it.
Think of a caption…
-Like, "A special day--" -"Happy days…"
-"Happy days with the best company." -"Company." Good, good.
"Happy days…"
-It's mysterious. -Nice.
-Like, who else is here? -Yeah.
Besides us and the unicorn, right?
There could be a boat guy from that boat.
Obviously, honey.
There's a sailor hanging around this unicorn somewhere.
-On the other animal. -Like it already.
-I need someone to like it. -Obviously.
And write, "Divaaa."
Add a bunch of A's.
Write, "Divaaa."
-Obviously. -Or, "Hottt."
-Yeah, with the fire emoji. -Yeah.
-Yes! -Yeah.
"Hotttttttt!"
-Damn, nobody's liked it yet. -Fire emoji.
Relax. Look how anxious you are. We just posted it.
-You look beautiful. Beautiful. I love it. -God, I look hot.
Girls, we're posting some pictures.
Can you support the poor woman? She only has a like and a comment from me.
Honey, like Mommy's picture and write something about how happy I look, okay?
Manuela, like your auntie's picture. She needs two likes.
-Don't write "Auntie." -Okay.
-So cringe. -I can't believe this.
Got it?
Mom.
Mom. Mom, delete that!
Why?
Auntie, your edits warped the mountain by the beach.
-Fuck, Júlia! -Oh my God! Calm down.
I didn't notice.
I can't believe you did that. You little…
-Couldn't see without glasses. -That's messed up.
Calm down.
I can't delete it!
-Isadora, delete it. -I'll help.
Where is it?
I tried to erase the unicorn's head, and your shoulder went with it.
-Fuck, Júlia, I look stupid. Delete it. -Wait. I'll do it.
I can't pedal anymore.
I feel like we're not getting anywhere.
That rock's been beside us the whole time. We can't get past it.
I've got an idea.
Nuno?
Oh my God. Look at that.
Oh my God. Even if he has three ex-wives and seven kids, he's worth it, okay?
We're always looking for a man to come rescue us.
Forget it. Let him rescue us. We'll sort out the feminism thing later.
Don't tell him I rented this unicorn.
We'll blame the kids. Say they wanted it.
Obviously.
CLARA: NUNO CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOU!
Sorry. Do you mind if I take this?
-Of course.
Hi, sweetheart. What's up? I'm on the boat. Is it urgent?
I just wanted to share some news, but we can talk later.
Okay. Kisses. Love you.
Not only is he married, he's in love with his wife.
Love you too, Dad.
You have a grown daughter?
I do. She's 18.
She's studying literature in Porto.
That's great.
You have no idea how hard it is being away from my daughter.
We do. We're going through the exact same thing.
And it's so great that she's studying literature.
Really great.
I've always told her to have the courage to follow her dreams.
We keep following these rules that tell us what's right.
Absolutely.
After that, you have to kiss him, okay?
Honey, don't get carried away. He's just being nice.
European men are so polite, honey. It throws us off.
I'm telling you, Clara.
Girls, come with me.
Let me tell you something interesting about that beach.
And he's good with teenagers. Even I'm getting a little swept up now.
-I know. I know. -So sweet.
-I know. Calm down. -Sweet and handsome.
-I know. -It's a dying breed.
-Careful. Watch your step. -Oh, phew!
Ready?
Girls, it was a pleasure rescuing you all. Really.
-Thank you. You saved us. -Thank you.
Oh, it was nothing. Thank you.
-Thank you.
-Girl… -Bye!
-Bye. Kisses. -Thanks.
Hello, dear, how are you?
I'm good. How are you?
…an appointment with you.
See what I mean, honey?
You can't get involved with him. I bet he has a woman in every port.
But didn't you say European men are polite and it throws us off?
So he's just being polite.
He's a player, not polite. His dad and granddad must be from Rio.
What are you talking about?
-Ow! -God, I'm completely wrecked.
We went out to have fun and came back with dengue fever.
Girl, everything hurts. Ow.
Ow.
Good Lord. Hey, have you heard from André?
Nothing. Can you believe he posted a workout picture?
Flexing his arm. Showing the guns he doesn't have.
And he couldn't even like one of my pictures?
Not even the girls' photo?
-I can't believe it, Clara! -I swear!
-Let me see. -Look. There he is at the gym.
No, no, no. That's not his look.
-It's awful. -I can't even look at it.
-So unnecessary. -I don't get it.
Why show muscles at his age?
-What muscles? -They haven't even grown yet.
-That's the question. -What muscles?
He's provoking you, honey.
For going away without him and having fun. That has to be it.
You know what I think? He doesn't miss me at all.
-And do you miss him? -Not at all.
I don't miss him. Not one bit.
Move back a little. I can't focus at this distance.
Seriously. Listen…
That's good. You're realizing how disconnected you two are.
That's the first step toward making a change in your life.
I think we're basically a business partnership, you know?
A corporation. We're partners in raising Isadora.
We haven't really been a couple for a long time.
But I'm so scared to leave him, girl.
You're scared of
having to rethink the future you already had planned with André.
Of course I've thought about leaving him a few times, but I'm never sure.
I keep wondering, you know?
Is it just a rough patch, or is it really over?
How am I supposed to know?
When it's time, deep down, you know.
You know what's crazy, Júlia? I'm a woman…
I'm financially independent.
Why am I so scared of being alone?
Single women feel there's something wrong with them.
Like something's missing. People put pressure on us.
But, girl, let's be honest. At our age,
It's hard to find a decent guy, right?
You haven't left him and you're thinking of another man?
Well, yeah.
Come on, honey.
I'm really scared of growing old alone.
You should be scared of spending the next 40 years in a corporate marriage.
Man, Nuno texted me.
No way.
-"I'll trade you the hat for a drink." -Oh, I love it. Text him back.
-"Unfortunately…" -What? Are you crazy?
A hot, single, smart guy like that.
Can you afford to start a text with "unfortunately"?
Honey, here's the thing about relationships.
You either take the plunge and enjoy the fall
until you hit the ground,
or you make a rational decision that you're done crashing.
I don't want to get hurt again. That's final.
-Yes, "unfortunately." -Okay. Okay.
Oh. Oh, Júlia…
Aren't we neglecting the girls a little?
We are, aren't we?
Are you physically up to being a mother right now?
Not remotely.
-Can we put off being moms till tomorrow? -Thank God you suggested it.
Until tomorrow.
-Moms tomorrow. -We need a break.
We'll definitely be mothers tomorrow.
ALCÂNTARA HOSPITAL EMERGENCY
Gosh, we barely got to Lisbon and we're already in the hospital.
This doesn't feel right, Júlia.
I'm scared I have arthritis, a blood clot, osteoporosis.
You might have all three.
We may have it all without knowing.
Seriously?
Oh my God, Júlia.
Clara Machado?
That's me.
Shall we?
Let's go.
Holy shit!
-Here, honey. -Do I look that bad?
No, but there's room for improvement. There always is.
If you're giving me lipstick, I must look…
-Red? -Red. Trust me.
-Okay. -Red perks you up.
Can't do red lipstick.
Honey, nobody can put on red lipstick without a mirror. Hold on.
-But I don't trust you. -It's hard to apply it without glasses.
-Wow, you're squinting like this. -Relax.
Júlia, stop. Do I look like Emília from Sítio do Picapau Amarelo?
-Wait, I'm not done yet. -You're doing this.
-I don't trust you. -Another option?
-No. Go ahead. -Well,
I'm all you've got. You have to trust my eye.
Red lipstick has a personality of its own.
Hold on. Do this.
-It's a doctor's appointment, okay? -You look perkier.
And I'm in pain, okay?
-You're Brazilian. -Yes, yes.
I think your accent is beautiful.
It has a musical quality I love.
Muchas gracias.
So, how can I help you?
I think I pulled a muscle in my calf. It really hurts…
Well, not everyone's ready for all the stairs in Lisbon.
I'm totally ready. I work out, you know? Like, a lot.
I never skip a workout, even on vacation.
I just went for a long run in a square nearby. I was like…
Well, that's great.
Let me take a look.
So?
Are you okay, Mom? Is it serious?
No, no. Just muscle fatigue.
It seems your mother overdid it on her run.
"Run"?
She runs. All the time.
God, she's been overdoing it.
Yes, and the muscle needs to recover.
Exercise is important, but right now you need to rest.
Absolutely.
Doctor, while I'm here… Sorry.
Could you explain to us the dangers of vaping?
Well, we have several programs here at the hospital that cover that.
The important thing to know is that vaping is no joke.
-It's no joke. It isn't. -It really isn't.
-It's no joke. -It really isn't.
And what about teenage pregnancy, Doctor?
Tell us what the statistics are like.
Well, I'm an orthopedist,
but I recommend getting informed and, of course, using condoms.
Right, but condoms aren't 100% effective.
Girls, don't you want to take this opportunity
to ask an expert like him a question?
No.
"No."
If you have any questions, you can always talk to my colleague in gynecology.
So, Isadora, what questions do you have?
Actually, none, Doctor.
My mom insisted we come in.
-I didn't want to. -That's not it, honey.
Doctor, here's the thing. I don't live here.
I'd like her to have someone, you know?
Someone you can go to for information.
After all, you're at an age when you might be thinking…
Are you having sex, honey?
What are you talking about, Mom?
I found a condom in Grandma's coat. Tell me you're having sex.
We can talk to the doctor, the three of us.
We'll sort your life out, and I'll leave reassured.
No, the condom isn't mine.
It's Manu's.
She ended up leaving it in the pocket.
Thank God. I can't handle you having sex so far away.
An ocean between us, honey? Absolutely not.
Manu's having sex far away from Júlia, and she has no idea. Poor thing.
Júlia! Júlia! My God!
How long has it been since we saw each other in person?
You look more beautiful than ever.
I think the divorce did you good.
-How are you, Breno? -Good.
I'm here because we need to talk about Manu.
Breno, I think it's important that you talk to your daughter.
You need to talk to Manuela.
But I do. I don't understand. What's the concern?
Do you know who Manu hangs out with?
Do you know her friends here?
I know them all in Brazil.
I just got here, Breno, and I found a vape in her bag.
I don't think you know her Brazilian friends all that well.
That vape isn't Manu's. It's Isadora's.
-It's what? -Yeah.
Manu said Isadora asked her to keep it in her bag
for fear of Clara.
You know how Clara overreacts.
Sorry to interrupt. I need to talk to you.
Okay. Be right back.
Oh my God.
Isadora's smoking and having sex.
Oh my God, Manuela's smoking and having sex.
You're still here?
Yes. I took your advice.
I left your office and went straight to the gynecologist,
dragging that teen by her hair.
Let's book that sardine place you recommended today.
I'm heading out to lunch now, actually. I'd love to take you there myself.
Oh, gosh.
I made lunch plans with the girls.
Let's do this, then.
Here's my card.
If you need anything, send me a message.
Thanks for the invitation.
-Enjoy your sardines. -Thank you.
Oh my God…
Motherhood is pretty crazy, isn't it?
You think you're doing everything right, but things go off the rails.
Sure. When we mess up, we were trying to do the right thing.
Clara, we do what we can.
Don't blame yourself if it goes wrong.
You too.
-Exactly. -We must watch them.
-I am. Are you? -I'm watching them closely.
Exactly. We have to stay alert.
-Where are they? -Going into the store.
We must be firm. At this age, they have no limits.
-They'll want it all. -Forget it.
One thing each, that's it.
One little thing.
-Two, it's vacation. -Yeah.
-Two. Two. -Two.
But we're over 50, so we can buy whatever we want, right?
Absolutely.
This is the kind of classic piece I think everyone should own.
-Where would you wear it? -A wedding in Búzios.
Who's getting married, honey? Everyone our age is getting divorced.
That sheer lace thong is very pretty, isn't it?
Really pretty.
I found the condom in the coat Isadora lent you.
Honey, you know condoms aren't 100% effective, right?
-You didn't tell my mom, did you? -No.
-But you have to tell her. -I know.
I will.
Just give me some time to figure out how, okay?
The way you always have. By talking.
I don't know if you know,
but smoking during pregnancy is bad for the baby.
Okay?
Keep that in mind.
-I need to talk to you, Isadora. -Auntie, I could've been changing.
Don't be silly. I've seen you naked since birth.
It's urgent. Listen, Manu's dad told me you're smoking.
No, it's just a vape, okay?
Vaping is dangerous, Isadora.
It seems harmless but destroys your lungs fast.
My mom will kill me, right?
She doesn't know. You need to tell her.
I will.
Besides,
you must be healthy to date, right, Isadora?
Have you thought about talking to her about that too?
Of course.
Of course.
Okay.
We'll see.
Júlia, what do you think of this top?
Wow, gorgeous! Now change the bottoms, honey.
-They don't go together. -Right?
Let me see the outfit.
-Get rid of those beige granny panties. -I will.
So?
Honey, you went from granny panties to stripper.
You know what's crazy?
I'm buying sexy underwear that I bet André would love,
and it never occurred to me to wear it for him.
Should I go out with that doctor, Júlia?
You wore them for a reason.
Go have sardines. You might make a friend.
This is ridiculous. I'm buying sexy panties to eat sardines.
Buy panties to eat sardines or do whatever you want.
Hot-girl energy.
Can I tell you something? Looking at myself like this, at a glance…
I might still have some game. What do you think?
-I'm not buying it. -Why?
I look like a member of the Addams Family.
Wait, show a little leg. You've got beautiful legs.
What's this?
-What's this?
Well? Cute, right?
I look like a beautician.
I'm ready to give someone Botox. This is ridiculous.
Won't work, right?
Oh my God.
What is this?
-This is ridiculous. -Isn't this a June festival outfit?
Watch out for the snake!
I peed my pants.
I'm too old for this. You peed your pants, didn't you?
-Clara, look at this. -What is it?
If you don't go, I will.
Honey, I've got so much to tell you.
Oh, you definitely got laid!
It was amazing.
He took me somewhere beautiful. Absolutely stunning.
I knew you'd like it.
This bar, this view… They're very special to me.
Thought they'd suit you.
Really? And what's perfect for me? How do you see me?
Elegant and easygoing.
Sexy and fun at the same time.
I did a little online stalking
and watched some of your reports from the field.
You're very talented, Júlia.
Thank you.
He's cultured, sensitive, funny.
And what's more…
I prefer Brazilian music to fado.
What's the catch?
Can you give me a heads-up?
Uh…
I snore.
But you'll have to sleep with me to find out for yourself.
At one point, he looked at me, and I got lost in his eyes.
I thought, "Oh my God, is this it? Is this really happening?"
I was falling for him right there.
By the time we got into bed, I was like jelly, buying into the romance.
Like, this guy knows what he's doing.
But I never want to see him again.
-Why? -Seriously.
I'll be right back.
He went out to get us some pastéis de Belém for us.
I saw all these pictures of him with beautiful women
in the same place he took me.
The place he said was so special to him.
So that's where he takes all his "special" women.
Is everything okay?
My daughter called. I have to take care of something urgent.
I ran away. I made a run for it. Can you believe it?
I did the math. Listen,
he has about four female clients a day.
So one of them's bound to be interesting.
Seven interesting women a week. What does that mean?
He's hooking up with 28 women a month.
-You see what I'm saying? -Got it.
You did some crazy math in your head,
decided he's sleeping with 28 women a month, and that was that.
Tell me about your night.
I arrived at the restaurant with everything planned.
I'd mapped out the sex in my head, down to every detail.
Amazing sex. But as soon as I sat down, I remembered I was married.
I started drinking and forgot I was married.
He reminded me I was married by asking me.
Are you married?
So I started trying to convince him.
I told him my marriage was awful,
that I'd practically set a date to end it. And he believed me.
Thinking of saving your marriage?
No.
It's beyond saving.
It's already drowned.
He took my hand.
When he squeezed my hand, I was flooded with memories
of my wedding to André,
the church, and flashes of me breastfeeding Isadora.
I'm going to the bathroom.
-You call it casa de banho, right? -Yes… At the back.
Basically, I was overcome with guilt about my family, and I ran away.
I ran away!
Wonderful wine. Cheers.
We're fugitives in Lisbon.
Man, are we running away from life?
I've got even worse news for you.
-You lost your phone. -No, worse.
-What is it? -André…
Can you believe André completely forgot our wedding anniversary?
And the worst part is, so did I.
Let me tell you something important.
Being married and being a couple are two different things.
Sometimes you share a home, but you don't share a life.
You're absolutely right.
Now I'll tell you something even more important.
-What? -Next time you go out wearing your scarf…
will you let me know?
-No way. -So we don't look like a matching set.
This is ridiculous. Too much time together.
No, it's called clearance sale.
I once did a story on a renewal ritual.
You take a piece of paper
and list everything you no longer want in your life.
Everything unwanted goes in the bonfire.
Hold on, because I've got a lot to burn.
Uh… I'll start with…
I want to stop picking clothes up off the floor for my 18-year-old stepson.
I want to stop buying my mother-in-law's meds.
I want to stop
being afraid to say no.
I say yes when I want to say no way too often.
I don't want to hear André strumming anymore. I can't stand it.
I get it.
Júlia, I just realized I burned my entire marriage.
I want…
I want to stop being afraid of being alone.
That's it.
I want to stop being afraid to fall in love.
-Clara! -What?
It missed the fire. Honey, it's not burning.
-Relax. -Easy for you to say.
Your life's sorted out. All your problems are burning.
You're all set. What about me?
My biggest one isn't burning.
Relax. I'm freaking out too. I just burned my mother-in-law.
Am I sending her bad energy? Poor thing.
No. You asked to stop doing chores for her.
-Energy understands. -You think?
-Focus on mine. -Are you sure? I'll focus.
Your life's sorted out. Your problems are burning.
-Okay. -My biggest one isn't. Help me blow on it.
I'm so happy.
Maybe that's what being 50 is for.
Going after our own idea of heaven.
We can't keep putting life off.
We don't have any more time to waste.
I want every moment of my life to be worthwhile.
Have you noticed we always find a reason to get in our own way?
Exactly.
Time is the one precious thing we can never get back.
We can't buy it, and how we use it is up to us.
But love is precious too, and we can't buy that either.
But love depends on someone else.
Our time is ours alone.
What if we spent our time, our last few days here,
on a road trip? Just us?
-Take a break from teenage daughters? -Let's.
-Can we be a bit more organized? -Yes!
-Can we focus for once? -Focus!
-So we don't get into trouble? -Focus!
I have an idea.
Nuno told me about a beautiful town here in Portugal. Lots of waterfalls,
easy to get to, close by, affordable.
-Shall we? -Waterfalls, here we come!
Hello?
Good morning. We've had a little problem with the key to your car, you see?
-I didn't understand a word. Did you? -Not a word.
Hello. Could you repeat that? Here, take it.
I'm speaking Portuguese.
-Speak English, right? -Aren't you Brazilian?
If we don't understand Portuguese, imagine English…
What? I don't understand then.
The key is not here, Júlia.
-The key isn't here? -No.
Then how is the car running? Oh my God.
Does the car still work without the key?
The car will definitely stop.
Um…
What then?
We'll be stranded in the road.
Uh… Off the road?
The key can't be there, Clara. The key can't be there.
The key has to be here. The car can't run without it.
Without the key, sir… How do you say it?
I'm laughing because I'm nervous.
-What is fault? -Blame. That's right.
It's not our fault.
It's not our fault.
You can take, bring… How do you say chave?
Take, bring… The key. Bring it.
-Is it "take" or "bring"? -Take the key here.
-Is it take or bring? -Bring!
He hung up on me.
-Oh my God. -Oh my God, the car's bound to stop.
-We have to turn back. -We haven't got enough gas.
We have to keep going, but we can't stop to fill up.
-If we stop, it won't restart. -Don't stop.
Speed up.
There's a roundabout ahead.
Honey, we can't stop.
-We'll just keep going around it, then. -Exactly.
No traffic lights.
We keep the car moving. That's it.
It's ringing.
Hello, ma'am. I'm the manager, and I'm Brazilian.
There must be a spare key inside the car.
The car won't run if it's more than a hundred meters from the key.
I hope that helps.
-So the key is here, inside the car. -The key is here.
It's here. Here.
-Crazy, right? -Crazy.
Of course the key's here. The car can't run without it.
Of course it can't.
Do you think there's a solution or not?
Not for us. We're only going to get worse.
Can we get out of the roundabout, then? I'm dizzy.
-Did you bring a bikini? -Yes, you?
Yes. Waterfalls everywhere.
Do you miss having a husband and kids around?
-Not at all!
Do you want to go home?
-Not at all!
Freedom!
Every day when I wake up
The time that's passed is gone
But I have plenty of time
We have all the time in the world
Every day before I go to sleep
I remember and forget how the day went
Always moving forward
We have no time to waste
So hold me tight
Tell me once again that we're already
Far away from everything
We have our own time
We have our own time
And what was hidden is what hid itself
And what was promised, no one promised
And it wasn't time wasted
We're so young
Girl…
So young
So young
I'm so glad we're here!
Let's pay for this already.
PARKING METER BLUE ZONE
How does this work?
-Wait, let me help. -Wait.
Oops, I canceled it.
No, wait. Just a second.
-What's this? -I can't see.
Me neither. Wait, I know. I know.
-I'll fix it. Clara, let's make a tent. -Why us?
-Oh, good idea! -We'll get this all sorted out.
Honey, we have to use every trick we've got.
-Let's change the language. -It didn't change.
I'm asking for help. I'm asking for help.
Hi. Excuse me. Could you help us with this machine?
Sorry, I don't understand you. Could you repeat that?
Oh, sure. So we need to pay for parking at this machine?
Sorry, I can't help you. I'm in a hurry. Sorry.
Huh.
Wait a minute…
Everything's in Spanish.
Clara, what is this? We're in the wrong city.
-No. -We came to Seville in Spain.
-Oh my God. -We're in Spain.
How do you cross a border without noticing?
You didn't see a sign saying "Spain"? I can't believe it.
Honey, you were navigating. You had the GPS.
Oh my God, Júlia.
How do we do something like this? I'm shocked.
Let's ask someone what they think. We're hopeless.
-Aren't you shocked, Júlia? -I'm so shocked I'm speechless.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Maybe ask her in Spanish.
Okay. Listen…
Let me ask you something.
Uh…
Are we in Spain?
Of course.
-Does por supuesto mean yes or no? -I don't speak Spanish.
Is this Spain?
Yes. I already told you.
Good afternoon.
She did tell you, didn't she?
Confirmed, it's Spain.
Oh my God.
You know what? I'm getting worried about us.
-Okay. -Clara.
-Hmm? -Let's not tell anyone.
-No one. -Not even the girls.
The girls? You think I'd give them the chance to make fun of us?
But one thing's bothering me, Júlia. Think about it.
If I type in Seville, it shows the one in Portugal and this one.
So it's pretty understandable that we got confused.
-Absolutely, honey. -Right?
We're not from here. We don't know the roads. Easy mistake!
-Of course it is! Absolutely. -Of course.
But are we going back or staying in the wrong Seville?
Well, we don't have a hotel booked in the wrong Seville.
No hotel, but there's jamón.
I love Pata Negra ham.
Let's get some of that Pata Negra, that jamón. I'm starving!
For God's sake.
Look at this, Júlia! What a city!
Look at that cathedral. It's an open-air museum!
Amazing, right?
Is your head roasting?
God, I'm so hot. I think I'm going to pass out.
It's so hot. Oh my God.
-I seriously feel sick. -God…
Can we splash some water on ourselves here?
Here, take it.
Honey, I don't want to babysit this.
It's your problem.
-Hold on. -Seriously.
That feels so good.
-Oh, that feels amazing! -That feels so good.
I can't just keep daintily dabbing the back of my neck.
Me neither.
I'm getting a little wetter.
-Do your arms like this. It helps. -No, I'm taking a bath.
Seriously, are we only getting wet from the neck down? My head's frying.
Totally, honey!
Wait, I'm joining you. Wait.
-Amazing! -That feels so good.
-Júlia… -Huh?
Are we sure this isn't illegal?
Doesn't this count as vandalizing public property?
Menopause is vandalizing our bodies with heat. We've earned this!
You're right.
-So good! -So good.
Let's do what they do in the movie. Minha Vida em Marte?
Bump into someone and say "sorry"?
I think he'd like that.
Like this.
Someone's coming.
Bump into them.
It's a dry sauna out here. My hair's dry already.
-Wow! What is this place? -Oh my God! What is this?
-Look where we are! -Let's stay!
-¡Hola! Good morning! -Good morning.
Do you have a little room for two people here?
Just for one little day.
I'm sorry, sweethearts.
All our rooms are booked for Saint John's Eve.
The whole city's packed.
Okay.
You're welcome. Good luck, okay?
Honey, we need to find a cuartito. We can't sleep in the carrito.
Oh my God, will we find one? She said there's a festival.
Now I'm worried.
-There must be lots of hotels. -Right?
-We'll find one. -We'll definitely be able to stay…
at this hotel.
Why this hotel? Because it has an amazing location.
Absolutely.
A sunny garden with a…
You know? Something that sprays water, in case we need it.
-Why leave? No reason. -There's no need.
-Hola. -Rola. Uh…
You can't say "rola," honey. Good thing it doesn't mean "dick" here.
Good afternoon. I'm Ramón.
-Hola, Jamón. -Hola.
"Jamón" is this, honey.
You're going to have to roll your R. It's "Rrrramón."
Good afternoon, Rarón. Ramón.
Ramón, good afternoon.
Are you looking for a room?
-Yes.
Well, you're in luck. Come with me.
We just had a cancellation, so we have a room available.
-Okay. Will you take care of it? -Yes.
-I'm going to get a coffee. Welcome! -Thanks again.
And on top of that, the room has spectacular views.
Perfect. For us, a room on top is okay. Thank you.
-I don't think that's what he said. No. -No? Okay.
Upstairs, downstairs, it doesn't matter. As long as there is a little bed.
Do you have air-conditioning? We're muy calientes.
Honey, "caliente" doesn't mean hot like you need air-conditioning.
You went straight to sex. A different kind of hot.
Yes. We have air-conditioning.
-Oh! -Oh.
Wait here a moment, and I'll get you your room in a little while.
Oh, he said there are rats, honey. I'm terrified of rats.
-Gracias.
Please, with a hottie like that, we can handle any rat.
Can't we, honey?
-You can't handle a rat? Come on. -I can.
-Look at this inn. -It's beautiful.
If you like Andalusian architecture,
I can show you lots of interesting places in Seville.
Are you an architect?
No, I own the inn.
-How nice! -That's great.
And you?
I have a real estate agency that sells apartments,
but I'd really, really like to be an architect.
Wow, a little motivation and suddenly you're fluent in Spanish.
-Just a question. -Yes.
The estacionamiento, parking…
Were we supposed to take the papecito, the little ticket?
Do you know?
Sorry, she's confused.
No, no… My friend doesn't speak Spanish.
The little papelito, were we supposed to take it with us?
I just said "the little papelito," hon.
You should have left the parking ticket inside the car.
Oh, we didn't leave it in the car. We're definitely getting a ticket.
Whatever, honey. Now it's too late.
Will you focus on the ticket or get closer to the cuartito's owner?
Cuartito. Cuartito.
You handle the cuartito. I'm going for a pee-ito.
Gracias.
Sorry. We talk a lot. We're very close friends.
Isadora, honey, just a quick message.
Remember what we agreed.
You need to talk to your mom by tomorrow at the latest.
Okay? Kisses.
Manu, don't forget to tell your mom, okay?
Take care until then.
If you need anything, the pill, condoms, I'll give you some.
I mean, I'll buy them for you.
Okay, sweetheart? Kisses.
Do you like the hotel?
Wow. It's amazing.
Really beautiful.
Uh…
Have you owned it for long?
No, I bought it fairly recently.
I used to work in finance,
but one day I decided to change my life.
Changing your life takes courage.
Listen,
there's a party near here tonight,
and I was wondering if you might like to come.
I'd like that.
I would. Yes, yes. Definitely.
What's this music, Júlia?
Isn't this party a little young for us?
Honey, we're just as young.
We've pedaled a unicorn and gone to the wrong city.
We found a cool hotel. We've been young since Lisbon.
Let's keep it up.
If all else fails, I'll get in there and do my little dance.
Honey, raising that arm instantly gives away your age.
Okay. I can't even lift my arms anyway.
I tried to look sexy, and now I'm vacuum-packed.
I overdid it. I can't breathe in this outfit.
-You look beautiful. -I blew it.
Where is he? He invited us, but he's not here?
Where are you, guapo?
Relax, he's coming.
He may see you, but you can't see him.
-Oh, hold on, then. -Look good.
-Thank you.
-I love this song! -I can't believe it!
Best trip of my life!
I love traveling with you!
Oh…
-Play it cool. -Why?
Ham's in the house. Behind you. Play it cool.
-What are you doing? -I'm nervous.
They're coming. Him and his hot friend.
Act normal. They're coming.
Hi, ladies.
How are you? This is Nacho. We've been friends forever.
-Hi. How are you? -How's it going? How are you both?
-Hi. Júlia. -Hi.
-Nice to meet you.
Hi.
-How are you?
You aren't drinking anything?
-No, we're not.
-Let's get drinks. We'll be back. -Okay.
Nacho? Isn't that Mexican food?
One's Nacho, the other's Jamón.
The universe sent us two snacks. I'm taking that as a sign.
One minute, please.
What happened?
Clara, I can't get Nuno out of my head.
I was kissing a hot guy, but all I could think of was Nuno.
Really? And I completely forgot about André.
You sure did. You were all over Ramón.
Stop, you're making me nervous.
My heart's racing.
How can I get naked in front of that man?
A guy that young? He's never encountered anything like this, okay?
He doesn't even know what this is.
Vaginal dryness? He's never seen it.
Honey, focus on your own pleasure.
When I was jumping around with you thinking life couldn't get any better,
I peed like a waterfall.
I'm soaking wet.
Even worse, I peed myself too.
I forgot to use my trick for dancing without peeing.
What trick?
At our age, we can't jump around
with our legs together like teenagers.
-Do aerobics. -Got it.
One leg, then the other.
-You see? -Mind blown!
Alternate legs, no leaks.
-My God! But I try! -Watch.
Nothing comes out!
Fuck, Júlia!
Why didn't you tell me? I've been pissing myself for years!
I forgot to do it. I'm covered in pee too.
Let me tell you something.
With this skirt on, I can't get to the pee.
-I can't reach down here. -Relax, I'll help you. For God's sake.
Go on, put it in there.
Make sure nobody comes in. That would be awkward.
Now here. This way. This way.
-You peed all over? -All over.
What a state we're in. So sad.
That's love, right there.
I love you. Thank you.
Now, shall we?
You go.
I'll stay hidden in here.
Shall we have a little drink?
Oh my God.
-Girl, how was it? -Oh, girl, the sex was amazing.
First, he threw me onto the bed.
That was a shock. Nobody's thrown me onto a bed since maybe my honeymoon.
How delicious!
Not at all. I started freaking out.
I kept thinking, "He sees my cellulite and saggy skin."
"His skin is like a dolphin's."
I started plotting ways to dim the lights. Can you believe it?
It's unbelievable.
We're always demanding more of ourselves, judging ourselves, criticizing ourselves.
And he didn't care at all.
He was totally into it.
We kissed for hours.
Do you know how long it's been since I had a long French kiss?
And my hoo-ha, which had been dormant…
came back from the dead and said, "Hey, girl! I'm back!"
Honey, if your hoo-ha's back in action, it was all worth it!
I can't wait to see him again.
I think I have a little crush.
Oh my God.
I forgot to leave my husband before falling for someone else.
But think about it. If I'm this open to someone new,
my marriage must be over.
I need to leave him right away.
I never want to stop feeling this alive again.
Hold on to that feeling, so you never forget it's possible.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And you? Tell me everything. How are you doing?
I want to find another Spanish guy so I can forget Nuno for good.
-Because Spanish men are excellent. -Excellent!
I think I'll head back to the inn.
Listen, do you think… I'm a little nervous.
Should I ask him out?
Absolutely!
I will.
Kisses!
I thought you might want something sweet.
Nuno?
I brought you your pastéis de Belém.
Thank you!
When I saw your posts from Spain, I figured you'd gone to the wrong Seville.
So I decided to indulge in my favorite sport: rescuing you.
I don't know why you left my place like that.
Or why you won't answer my messages.
But I do know…
I can't stop thinking about you.
And I wanted to tell you in person.
-Nuno… -I'd like to be with you.
Nuno, listen.
You're a free spirit.
You've chosen a life that doesn't work for me.
What happened between us was wonderful.
But I don't want a fling, you know?
I'm at peace with the life I've chosen.
I haven't felt this way in a long time.
I think…
I think I'm falling in love with you.
But I don't want to fall in love with you.
Hola.
Hi there.
Can I sit down?
Yes, yes, of course.
The woman at the hotel said you were here.
Oh, I see. How are you?
Good.
Uh…
I wanted to say that last night was really special to me.
It was special for me too. It was very special.
Wanna have some vino de verano with me tonight?
Clara, I'm leaving on a trip tonight.
A trip?
An actual trip?
-Today? -Yes.
What's wrong?
No, nothing's wrong.
Nothing's wrong.
I was just thinking that…
We… We could…
Look, Clara…
I loved being with you.
And I'd love to do it again.
Gracias.
But right now, I'm not looking for a partner.
No! I don't want paella either. Too much rice. I don't even like it.
Not "paella."
No… I don't want anything serious.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Understood.
I understand.
I'm glad you understand.
No, it's fine.
It's fine. I can't do anything serious right now either.
I can't.
Uh…
Um…
We'll talk? Let's talk sometime.
-Hello? -Hi, honey. I'm so glad you answered.
I'm calling to say…
I don't know. I miss you.
And…
I can't wait to come home.
This time apart has made me realize so much.
Twenty years, honey.
I can't wait to get back home
to my family and my little life, you know?
André?
André, are you there?
Clara, this time apart has made me realize a lot too.
I think we need to talk.
About what?
Is something going on, André?
What's going on is that our marriage is over.
It has been for a while.
And I'm sure you see that too, don't you?
Clara, we fled the hotel like fugitives. You haven't told me what happened.
André wants to leave me, Júlia.
And I've decided I don't want to split up.
I like my little married life.
Movies, dinner with him.
God, why did I agree to this trip?
It'll look like I threw everything away, you know?
What do you mean, Clara? Look at this trip!
Everything we've experienced!
You want to pour your energy into a marriage that's already over?
You don't admire each other anymore!
There's no connection left!
-You don't fight or even talk anymore. -Júlia, I'm 50.
What if I never find anyone else and end up alone?
I'm panicking.
I'm moving up my flight back to Brazil.
Clara, have you forgotten everything you felt yesterday?
Go back to an unhappy life because you're scared to be alone?
You're crazy.
What you should be scared of is staying in a dead marriage.
Scared?
You're lecturing me about fear?
You, of all people? Running around the world avoiding love,
scared to give a good relationship a chance?
I'm protecting myself, Clara.
I know how much I can take. You're blind.
I'm blind?
You're not just blind to Nuno.
You're blind to your daughter too.
She's not just vaping. She's having sex.
Excuse me?
Your daughter's the one hiding everything.
Isadora's the one having sex and vaping.
She put it in Manu's bag. Manu told her dad everything.
No, Isadora told me the condom was Manu's.
For God's sake. I'm dizzy.
Manu's having sex and didn't tell me?
I'm getting dizzy too.
Isadora's… She's vaping?
You knew the condom was Manu's and didn't tell me?
And you knew the vape was Isadora's and didn't tell me either?
-You're packing? -Yeah.
What happened?
I have to go back to Brazil early, honey.
If I can find that 11 p.m. flight.
It was here five minutes ago, and now it's gone.
How does a flight disappear?
Did something urgent happen? Dad's okay, right?
Honey, that's something else we'll talk about later, okay?
I want to talk to you. Sit down.
I've missed talking to you, honey.
Manu…
Clara told me you had sex.
You had your first time.
You don't have to tell me everything about your private life.
But I don't know…
We've always been so close.
I thought you'd tell Mommy when it happened.
I'm sorry, okay?
It just happened.
And we're living so far apart.
I just didn't get a chance to tell you.
But I'm in love.
Oh, that's wonderful, sweetheart!
Yeah, but I don't know…
if it's a good idea to commit to someone like that.
This early. I think I'm too young for that.
But if you're in love, you want to be together,
and he's in love too…
Why not?
I don't know, Mom.
I'm fine without a boyfriend too. Like you.
I don't know if I want to get attached right now.
Manu, is that how you see me?
Yes.
Honey, you can't be afraid to love.
Don't be afraid of love.
Give it a chance.
It's better to get hurt than to miss out on feeling it.
Do you really think that?
I do.
I really do.
I'm just having trouble putting it into practice,
but I really believe that.
The best thing in life is loving someone and being loved back, honey.
If it's one-sided, you're screwed.
But when they love you back…
When they love you back, it's the best thing in the world, sweetie!
But listen.
Are you saying that to me or to yourself?
Why did you hide the vaping from me, honey?
I stopped, okay, Mom? I swear.
I'll never smoke again.
And you want to be a doctor. It doesn't add up!
Mom, now I have something to tell you.
-Oh my God, you're pregnant. -No, Mom!
-Wait. My legs are still shaking. Go on. -That's not it.
Thank God. Tell me.
I don't want to be a doctor.
I never have, and I never will.
What do you mean?
You spend all day watching those hospital shows.
Mom, I watch them for the hot actors.
You do?
But you always do this.
You always take
one second of my life and turn me into some ideal person I'm not.
I never wanted to learn piano.
I always wanted to play the drums.
And I don't like ballet.
And I also…
I'm not just into boys.
Oh my God.
I see.
Oh my God.
And to think I have a whole bag of pills here,
but not one tranquilizer to help me through this.
Let's breathe, honey. Calm down, calm down. Let's…
Let's take a breath.
The truth is, I don't even know what I like and what I don't.
I feel so lost…
Oh, honey.
Why didn't you come talk to me sooner?
Look at me. You can tell me anything.
Will I freak out sometimes? Yes. Will I panic a little? Yes.
But listen.
I understand you a lot more than you think.
-Are you getting divorced? -Why would you say that?
Because of you and Dad.
It's obvious your marriage hasn't been good for a long time.
I don't know.
I don't know if I know how to live on my own.
Of course you do, Mom.
You already do.
-You do everything on your own, don't you? -Yeah.
But you know a divorce
isn't easy on anyone, honey.
I know.
But I'll always be by your side.
Sweetheart…
My little girl.
I love you so, so, so much,
I'm even starting to like that blue hair.
So, do you want to see a picture of my possible future boyfriend?
Yes.
Manu!
-He's so cute! -Mm-hmm!
So handsome!
-Is he nice? -He's so sweet!
Oh, sweetheart, that's wonderful!
Want to see a picture of my definitely future boyfriend?
Absolutely.
Let me find one. Hold on.
Wait! The guy from the boat?
-Yes. -No way!
-It's the guy from the boat, Manu. -Mom!
Wait, didn't you see what he posted?
Don't you, like, love Ludmilla?
I'm obsessed.
Thank you, honey.
LUDMILLA IN LISBON LIVE IN CONCERT
Does anyone have anything to say?
I do.
Júlia won't answer. I need to talk to her.
I think she's upset with me, honey.
Mom, Manu texted.
"My mom went to find Nuno at the Ludmilla concert."
I'm going after her. I need to rescue my friend.
Nuno, I don't have anyone in Brazil.
There's just you,
my fear of getting hurt
and my desire to love and be loved.
Do you want to be with me?
For as long as you'll have me.
Come.
Wait. I came to apologize for running away from you.
But there's someone else I need to apologize to as well.
Oh, my battery died.
I'll call you as soon as I charge my phone. Okay?
THE QUEEN OF FADO
22:10 RIO DE JANEIRO - FLIGHT CLOSED
Oh, no…
Hello?
I'm locked in the bathroom. I need help. It's an emergency.
Someone broke into my room.
Who's there?
Clara?
Júlia?
Oh!
I went to the airport to find you. I thought you'd gone back to Brazil!
And I went to find you at the Ludmilla concert.
But I got the wrong Ludmilla and ended up at a fado show.
-I missed you getting things wrong… -Oh…
I can't believe it's our last day already.
I'm so glad we're in this beautiful place, all four of us together!
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm going to miss them.
I thought they'd be a pain, but they're actually so much fun.
Put it away!
Oh my God.
Mom?
Mom!
What is it?
I can't believe you're leaving already.
I'm going to miss you.
Oh, sweetheart!
I'm going to miss you so, so, so much.
Isadora,
don't you have something sweet like that to say to Mommy too?
Stop being so needy, Mom.
You know I loved spending these days with you.
I know, but you kids need to say it, you know?
We want to hear it from you.
We want an actual human being saying it to us.
I'm really proud of you.
And I'm really proud to be your daughter.
Oh, honey…
And I appreciate everything you did to get me here.
If you need to change your whole life to be happy,
I'll always be by your side.
Oh, sweetheart…
Thank you.
I love you.
I love you.
And Mom,
like you always say about other women, you're a badass woman. You know that?
I appreciate everything you do just to make me happy too.
And I think it's time for you to be happy now.
My gorgeous little thing.
I love you so much, sweetheart!
When did you two grow up without us noticing?
Exactly.
-Shall we make a toast? -Let's.
We'll each pick a word
that represents what we've experienced here.
To new beginnings.
To letting go.
To friendship.
Aw!
And to our moms.
-The best in the world!
You're so sweet!
Lovers come and go, children go off to live their lives,
and our girlfriends are the ones who stay.
I have lots of girlfriends,
but why do I choose her as my best friend?
She's my best friend because,
between all the laughter, we managed something rare.
Sharing our deepest fears.
She brings out sides of me
I didn't even know were there.
She celebrates my successes.
Together, we learned to start over.
She's always encouraging me to believe in myself.
She keeps trying to show me I can be alone and happy.
She helped me understand that love means uncertainty too.
This is how I want to live. By her side,
laughing and always looking ahead.
We don't compete. We share.
When one of us needs a shoulder, the other gives her strength and courage.
Now that we're living fuller lives,
we want to make plans together for the next 30 years.
Our female friends are like invisible wings.
They help us fly.
I did it. I did it. Forget this thing. We're hopeless. Don't even try.
Thank God.
-Everything's spinning. -Say the line.
-What line? -"I miss an old house."
"I miss an old thing."
Yeah.
Oh my God.
You were…
What were you doing in there, Mônica?
Is anyone keeping an eye on Mônica?
She's not giving me any cues.
No, no, I did. I did.
With huge gaps… Where were you? Tell the truth.
Susana keeps rolling it back. She saw me right here.
But is she watching the child?
I'm not swimming around here. I'm saving my energy.
I see a creature! I saw something!
-No way! Really? No way, Mônica. -I'm fucking serious!
No, seriously. She saw something.
What?
It's the boat's rope!
-Are you sure? -It's right here, Mônica.
No, Ingrid, the other way around. Bring Ramón closer to you.
Which Ramón? The real human Ramón, or the jamón…
I almost did this.
Me too. I don't know anything anymore.
Sorry, she's confused.
She doesn't speak Spanish.
The papelito, the litt…
Sorry, she's confused.
She doesn't speak Spanish. Little ticket, paper…
It was going so well!
I can't do it. Sorry. Go ahead.
Susana, the unicorn won't do what we want.
We turn, we pedal and pedal, we put the thing…
We turn one way, the unicorn goes the other way.
We don't know what else to do.
We're trying everything here.
You're just…
-Know how to do money-back? -I don't. Isadora…
I forgot the daughters' names.
Isa… I forget Giulia's name.
-Go ahead. -Wait. Manuela, Isadora. Wait.
Of course, honey. Money-back!
-Know how to do money-back? -I don't.
Wait. Of course! Wait. Money…
Isadora's smoking?
And she didn't tell me?
No, I'm the one feeling sick. Isadora's smo…
-It's Manu. -Your daughter is Manu.
Oh my God. I don't know…
Glad I'm not alone in mixing up my kid's name.
-Mine's Manu-- -Let's go again.
And… No. Oh! No, yours is Isado…
This is so bizarre.
It's the last day of shooting, and you don't know your daughters' names?
Mônica, your daughter's Manu, Manuela.
Ingrid, your daughter's Isadora. Go!
The vape is Isadora's.
She put it in Manu's bag. Manu told her dad everything.
No, Manu told me Isadora…
Oh, wait. No, wait.
I'll get my kid's name right.
Ingrid…
-My name is Clara… -Your name is Clara.
Manu's mother.
No, Isadora's mother.
Oh my God!
Mônica, you're Júlia.
Your daughter is Manu.
Last day of shooting. All we can do is laugh.
Júlia, Manu.
-They've both got a U in… Right? In… -Right.
You're Clara and Isadora.
This is Mônica Martelli's fault.
She had the brilliant idea of paying tribute to our daughters
by giving our daughters' names to our characters.
But we're in our tenth week of shooting with these names.
You still haven't learned them after ten weeks?
-I learned them. I'm just confused. -Don't defend yourself.
There's no defense. Let me memorize this.
-Again. -Let's take it from here.
What about you? You're not just blind to Nuno.
You're blind to your daughter too.
She's not just vaping. She's not having sex anymore.
Excuse me?
-I messed up. -"She's not having sex anymore."
-You're the one who's blind. -No, you're the one who's blind.
You're not just blind to Nuno. You're blind to your daughter.
She's not just vaping. She's not smoking pot.
-This is hopeless, dude. -You are the ones who are blind.
Subtitle translation by: Ron Sawyer
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.