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It is the second time that I find myself facing these

splendid winter landscapes that make up the Dolomites.

I am at the same place where, barely more than a year ago, I was admiring the

falling snow, as if I had forgotten what had

to change my existence in an irremediable way.

It all started with a cold end of the afternoon in February.

Like every day, I would return home after a hard day at work.

At that time, I was a salesman for a large brand of sports articles.

It was a laborious and poorly paid job that I was doing without training.

That day, however, I was about to communicate to

my young wife a surprising and unexpected news.

Honey!

Honey, get the suitcases ready, we're leaving tomorrow.

Oh no, don't tell me we're going to be expelled anyway.

No.

The Colmar company will offer three of their salesmen

a week of winter sports in Cortina d'Ampetro.

And Silvio and I have been selected.

Everything is taken care of and we can take our wives.

For the first time in my life, we're going to sleep in a five-star hotel.

Do you realize?

Do you like it?

Maria Caret, Nelson Monfort and Johnny Hallyday?

No, I don't believe it.

For once, we can go on a trip to a great place, both of us, on vacation.

You, you only think about meeting these imbeciles.

In fact, I think about it.

We have nothing to wear to go skiing.

Ah, look.

With the compliments from the Colmar company.

It's great.

Oh, I love you.

And how do you find me?

You're beautiful.

You look like Alberto Tomba.

The doctor said we had to cover ourselves well.

It seems that it's very cold out there.

But stop worrying a little.

We're not going to die, you know.

We must never talk about death.

It brings misfortune.

Don't tell me you believe it.

We never know.

We have to get up early tomorrow morning.

We have an appointment at 7 o'clock, I remind you.

I'm afraid it's not possible because I have an appointment

at the hairdresser's tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock.

But we don't care about your hairdresser.

But we don't care about your hairdresser.

You don't care.

But I can know who you're writing to.

Tell me.

Ah, did you know that Jennifer was there?

You're not feeling better.

I'm sure I could have been someone.

I'm beautiful, intelligent, I have everything.

And I had to meet you.

We always have the life we deserve.

Did you know that?

Who could it be?

Hello?

Yes, it's me, Silvio.

I'm calling to tell you that it would be nice if we

could postpone the appointment for at least an hour.

My wife plans to go to the hairdresser's then.

That's not true.

I'm really sorry.

I have another job to ask you.

I hope it's the last one, I'm listening.

Here, I think I know that right next to your house there is a pharmacy.

Could you go there to get me an antibiotic, please?

Why?

Are you sick?

No, that's not it.

We never know.

I'm afraid to catch death up there.

Okay, I'll take that.

See you tomorrow morning.

Bye.

Who was that?

It was Silvio.

He asked me to postpone the appointment for an hour because

his wife plans to go to the hairdresser's tomorrow morning.

I've always wondered how she spent all that money.

It's very simple.

The hairdresser's only costs 50 euros.

If you didn't buy all those stupid magazines that are worth a fortune,

you could also go to the hairdresser's when you want.

Oh, by the way, I have to tell you something incredible.

Yes, what is it?

You know, the young countess.

Well, for her 18 years, her mother has given her a lot of money.

Oh, and you want to know something?

I don't give a damn!

The trip to Cortina will be ever one of the best moments of my life.

All this snow.

We were like children.

I can't believe it.

Tell her to stop!

Well, stop!

It's cold.

Look how beautiful it is.

Wonderful.

Better than any kid.

Stop!

I'm so hot!

It's so cold.

Stop.

Stop!

I have to put the chains on!

No, no, not all that!

Finally, after a few adventures, we arrived at my room.

Where our rooms were waiting for us, located in a luxurious hotel.

I remember that the bathroom was bigger than our apartment.

But you're still here!

Silvio has been waiting for us in the hallway for three times!

We planned to go for a walk in the corner... I'm sorry, my love.

I'm so good here, it's great.

I think I'm going to stay here all day.

It doesn't matter.

I don't know if I'll ever have the chance to take a bath like this again.

I'll join you.

Okay, honey?

You just have to go without me.

I'll wait for you at the hotel.

Who knows, maybe I'll meet a star.

Very well, we'll go for a walk another day.

See you later.

Wait!

Look at this magazine.

Ah, Umatuma in the Dolomites.

I don't give a fuck.

Bye.

Did you see what you did?

You're a real nut.

I'm a careful person.

I don't want to catch a cold.

Come on, let's go.

To us, the Dolomites.

Don't move.

No, please, that's enough.

That's not great.

Please, no more photos.

One last, please.

Miss Umatuma.

It's always the same.

A little smile, great.

That's enough, now let's go.

Huh?

You're a human Umat.

Umatuma.

But that's not true.

Hey, come on, come on.

I don't care.

I don't care.

Easy.

Here.

Hey, oh, what a bastard.

This is something unbearable.

What's going on?

That's enough, you're deaf.

Oh, oh.

Umatuma.

Oh, oh, oh.

Put your thing back there.

What's going on?

It's her, Umatuma.

I saw her as I see you there, taking the elevator.

Was she alone or accompanied?

Uh, she was with a big guy, Brun.

Oh, it must be Frank Jordan, the fashion actor.

We're talking about him for the Oscars.

You realize?

They got married in November last year.

Uh, what are you talking about?

Uh, but yes, it was on TV.

It's really very moving.

If I had been told that one day I would be staying in the same hotel as them...

You want me to tell you?

You should participate in television shows.

You would bring us a package of money.

Hi.

Hi.

What time do you think you'll be ready?

Oh, you know, I'm really scared not to be able to go out today.

I don't feel very well.

I don't know what I caught.

I have a headache.

I have a fever.

I want to throw up.

I'm in great shape.

I called the doctor.

He shouldn't be long now.

In the meantime, I'm going to stay warm, hoping to feel better tomorrow.

Oh, by the way, you'll never guess who Francesco met earlier in the hall.

He saw Umatuma in person.

Do you realize?

It's not true.

You want to talk about the American actress?

Yes.

Oh, yes, dear.

No, it's crazy.

Oh, excuse me.

I'll have to leave you.

The doctor has just arrived.

I'll call you back as soon as he's gone, okay?

Bye.

Hello.

Miss Rossi?

Yes, it's me.

I suppose you are the doctor.

And you were the one who called me?

Yes, that's right.

During this time, my friend Silvio and I were

discovering the simple joys of the mountain.

We were like children in front of a Christmas tree.

Far from imagining the twist that would take the events.

Ha ha ha!

I'm sorry.

You don't know what I'm talking about.

Take this.

Wait, you'll see.

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Turn around, please.

Yes.

Turn around now.

You see, I think we've reached the limit.

I can't stand it anymore.

You know, I'm not just your impresario, I'm also your friend.

And I want to give you some advice.

Don't give up, Uma.

Right now, if the media are interested in

you, it's only because you're his girlfriend.

I know, but it's out of the question that I spend my whole life pretending.

Yes, I know, I can understand that.

But let's be clear, as an actor, you're not included.

And you were also convicted of sexual violence.

Who would want you to have such a heavy past?

You're not going to ruin your career plan, are you?

I'm sorry to bother you, but...

Are you Ted Forster?

Yes.

You were born in New York on July 14, 1970.

And for three years, you've been Uma's impresario.

Yes.

And you, you must be Gina Koster, right?

I was sure it was you.

I saw you in a B-movie.

And you, you're Frank Jordan, Uma's fiancé, right?

And I could have an autograph.

But of course.

You won't believe me, but my friend and I

stayed in the snow for more than three hours.

And we would still be wondering if this poor

Silvio had not stupidly twisted his ankle.

Luckily, nothing serious.

But this apparently harmless accident was supposed

to be the starting point of the upheavals to come.

Where are you hurting?

My ankle...

Help!

He's hurting!

I must admit that I find you really very nice, but

tell me, how do you know all these things about cinema?

Oh, it's a long story.

I would have loved to be an actress.

Would you like to star in one of my films?

I would give anything to do it.

Listen, Frank.

Why don't you give this young woman a try?

You have your camera, don't you?

We need a second role for the next film.

But are you serious?

I never introduce myself, miss.

All right.

If you want, we can go to my suite.

I could introduce you to Uma.

Introduce me to Uma?

I can't believe it.

Now!

How the hell did you already get here?

What happened?

Uh, he twisted his ankle and went crazy in the snow.

It hurt him.

Oh yeah?

So what do we do?

He's going to need a doctor.

Do you know where Rita is?

Yes, of course.

Rita, I don't know, she's in her room.

See you later.

Good luck.

How are you?

Are you hurt?

It's no use complaining, you know.

You can't be careful with what you do, can you?

It's always the same with you.

You ruin everything.

You bring everything back to you.

When are you going to call the doctor?

I'm in pain.

I'm going to take a shower first.

If you allow me, I'll call him later.

I'm in pain.

I'm in pain.

I'm going to die.

I'm in pain.

Go on, keep going.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

Oh, come on.

What are you doing?

My poor love.

Are you in pain?

My poor darling.

It's no use complaining.

Relax, my darling.

It's going to be better.

It's going to be good for you.

Relax, dear.

Relax.

Relax Relax.

Don't be so stiff.

Relax.

Relax.

Wait...

You're almost there, I see.

There we go.

We are back.

See you in a minute.

But... why are you leaving me without a plan?

You like it that way, huh?

Oh yes...

Ah, again!

Yes, like that, that's good.

You do that very well, you know.

Yes.

Yes.

Listen to me, try to turn slowly on yourself, okay?

Slowly, very slowly, take your time.

Turn slowly, there you go.

Like that, that's good.

You have to move more sexy.

Like that?

Very good.

Now you have to find your movement, you see?

Continue.

Stay on your back and move your hips slowly, that's good.

Move your body, that's it.

Feel your body move, that's it.

That's it, keep going.

It's coming, huh?

Come on, that's good, keep going.

Again, that's good, again.

You're great, keep going now.

Spread your arms as if you were going to take your flight.

Like a butterfly coming out of its chrysalis.

That's perfect, you're talented, keep going.

Imagine yourself flying.

There you go.

Spread your wings, enjoy the currents that always take you higher.

You're a real actress, you know.

That's good, keep sucking.

You are very gentlemen, so go ahead... Well done, keep on sucking.

You got the control here, give it nothing more.

That's it.

she does that very well.

She sucks like a queen.

One more time.

Take it well in your mouth, that's it.

I'm going to go take a walk.

Are you leaving?

Yes, why?

I didn't ask you for an autograph.

Don't worry.

I'll be right back.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Are you suffering from insomnia?

No, and you?

I'm waiting for my wife.

Ah, you're the husband of this young woman?

The one who knows everything about cinema?

A very cute brunette?

Why?

Do you know her?

She's doing a trial for the next film of my producer.

That's not possible.

It's her dream, forever.

But she must be in the seventh heaven.

That's it.

Can I offer you something to drink?

Why not?

Excuse me.

I'd like a drink.

Go ahead.

Here you go.

You have your drink, and you're gonna get one.

No?

I think I'll have a drink.

I'll have another one for you, if I could.

Oh good.

So, I want this.

I'll have another one, but I'll take a drink.

I'll be back in three weeks.

I'm gonna have another one.

Man,

you're such a coward.

Perfect, you're made for this.

If you really want to do this job, you have to please my impresario.

Oh, okay.

I'm going to take a shower.

It works.

I would never have imagined that you could be so nice.

Thank you.

Are you happy with the service of this inn?

Well, I admit that I'm not used to this kind

of establishment, but our room is really royal.

Could I see it?

How?

Your room.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Can we join you?

Go ahead.

These Material Dishes... You find this exciting?

You like it?

You love it?

Look at this.

Suck on me, my dear.

Go on.

My wife had decided to cross the cape and I was about to imitate her.

Yes, always.

Always.

So cute!

Bravo, bravo!

Bravo, bravo!

Bravo, bravo!

Ah, shit!

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

A little while later, my wife settled in the United States, but her film career was

limited to a few appearances in Z-series films.

As for me...

Let's go, my love.

It's getting late.

Yes, let's go.

Let's go.