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So, do you like it?

It's so beautiful.

From tomorrow this house will be our nest.

We will be happy, I promise.

But tonight I prefer to sleep with my mother, okay?

Of course, of course.

You know, she likes to follow the traditions.

Yes, I know.

But I'll wait for you tomorrow morning in the church.

At eleven o'clock, okay?

Yes.

I love you so much, you know.

Bye.

See you tomorrow.

So, is everything okay with Cristina?

Tell me, are you free?

Of course.

It's my last night away.

I told her I was going to sleep with my mother.

I'm as free as the air.

The air of sex, my friend.

Tony, by the way...

What is it, Phil?

Inside there is all my future, okay?

The tickets, the money, the rings.

My marriage depends on this bag.

If I were to lose it, Cristina would kill me.

And you would trust me?

Yes, I want to trust you because you are the only person I trust.

Thank you.

But be careful, okay?

I'll have a safe place for your treasure.

Okay.

Guys, excuse me, but what kind of goodbye is there if there are no women?

Someone has thought about it.

Have you thought about it?

400 euros.

But incredible.

What do they think they have in the middle of the thighs?

Well, it went worse for me.

I don't even think about it.

I think about it.

I think about it.

Phil has a lot of thighs.

No, let's not say that.

If I'm drunk, I'm his friend.

Yes, of course.

I'd be a friend.

Hello?

Yes, good morning.

I would need four girls for tonight.

Ask how much they want.

Ask how much they want.

Yes, one moment.

There are three, there are only three.

Yes, sure, okay.

Yes, three is fine.

But what is the amount they want?

How much do they want?

How much do they want?

No, there is no problem with this amount.

We are here, guys.

50 euros each.

It's true.

Listen, let's do this.

If we don't like them, we don't pay them.

It's the end of the world.

Okay?

So, okay, I'll make them come around...

What time do we make them come?

At midnight, if everything goes well.

Yes, yes, at midnight in Viale Europa, 250 euros.

Well...

Yes, sure, if they let us know, we'll send them to my friends.

Okay, fine, tell them to call first.

Okay.

Very well, then we'll wait for their call.

Goodbye.

See?

You're always the best.

As usual, I'll solve your problems, but you, my friend, keep an eye on my bag, okay?

Okay, okay.

Let's go, guys, let's go.

Let's go.

Then we'll see each other when the thief leaves.

Fuck off!

Bloody bastards... You guys, follow the road, I will show you the real Vile Europa.

River?

Yeah, River!

River?

What's that MUSIC I want,ự Hey!

Hey!

You wrong guy!

In the Butwhore River!

Oh shit, here he goes!

Oh, you're fantastic.

Really.

So, do you like my ass?

I haven't seen a better one.

Come on, keep moving.

Good girl.

You're killing me.

You have a great ass, you know that?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, you're fantastic.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, keep going.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, keep going.

Ah, fuck it...

Good job!

Excellent!

It was fantastic!

One, two, three, four.

Come on y'all, get on the floor.

One, two, three, four.

Come on y'all, get on the floor.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One,

two, three, four.

One,

two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

Come on y'all, get on the floor.

One, two, three, four.

Do you like

it?

Do you like it?

Thank you, my friend.

That girl is the end of the world.

Amazing.

I told you.

To your wedding.

Listen, would you like to have another one?

Of course.

Yes, let's enjoy it as long as we can.

Who?

You?

Yes.

Because from tomorrow the party is over.

I'm getting married.

So I'll have to help her out.

And then?

And consequently I'll have fun.

You treat him well.

Thank you.

You were good with him.

I recommend you.

So...

I'll get going for this party.

I love how you kick me.

Oh, yes, again.

Hey beauty, would you like something to drink?

No, thank you.

Why?

Drink, what are you afraid of?

The champagne is good.

I don't like it.

Oh, you don't like champagne.

Well, fuck yes.

Come on, drink it, do it for me.

Come on.

You are so beautiful.

Come on, why don't you take it out for me?

Do you want it?

Come on.

You are fantastic.

You are good.

Come on.

Now you put your knee in front of me and you fuck me.

Okay, little one?

Ohh.

Doll, who's back?

Damn, you are terrible.

Oh, yes, yes, bravo!

Wait a minute.

Yes, hello?

Yes, of course, we are waiting for you.

Hurry up, please.

The squirrels are coming.

We have to send them all away.

The boys will be here in ten minutes.

A moment of silence.

Boys, sorry, but Phil has to get up early tomorrow.

So, sorry, but the party is over.

Thank you all.

Come on, come on.

Thank you, thank you all.

Bye.

Bye.

Okay, good night.

Thank you, thank you.

Good luck.

Bye.

Bye.

Yes, I don't want to go home.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

When are they coming?

At midnight.

I don't know.

In short, let's say in ten minutes or so.

Let me take this off.

Shit.

What a nice evening, guys.

Aren't you deaf?

See you in five minutes.

Uh, there you go.

Can I call you?

Yes.

Sounds good, doesn't it?

Yes.

Thank you.

It's good.

Do you know them?

How are they?

Young, old, fat, skinny?

They are like you.

You know how they are.

They must be great.

Hi, son.

Pleasure.

You are Cinzia.

And you are Susy.

Hi.

So, what do you say if I leave you to Samantha?

Yes, for me it's fine.

Come, honey.

I will find her.

Please, I don't know.

You are cold.

This is not a good time.

And if I were Hans...

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, damn it!

Wake up!

Hey, wake up, Phil!

Can you hear me?

What happened?

Those bastards must have drugged us.

But how the hell did it happen?

Leave me, leave me.

Go and check if I still have the bag.

Are you sure you're okay?

Yes, yes, I'm fine.

They stole the bag, but I found this note.

Look, one of the girls must have lost it.

There's an address.

Maybe it's the house of one of them.

Let's go and check.

Okay, let's go, wake up these two.

Hey, wake up!

Jerry, come on, wake up!

Tony, come on!

It must be here.

Yes, the address is this.

But where did we happen to be?

Wake up, damn it!

And he's fine.

Bye, bye.

Here they are.

Yes.

What the hell do you want from me?

Put that gun down.

Where's my bag?

Don't mess with me, it must still be in the car.

Here are the keys.

Open it.

Open it!

Yes, the bag is here.

Check if everything is there.

Yes, the money is there, so...

Thank God.

Thanks to heaven that nothing is missing.

Go fuck yourself.

Let's go.

Yes, the money is there.

The tickets, everything.

Thank God, this time I did well.

If I lost this bag, I would have been really screwed.

Cristina would have found out everything and would not have married me anymore.

Who knows, maybe it was a sign of destiny.

The whores have 50 euros.

When?

Your bag that is stolen.

Think about it, Phil.

It could mean something.

Maybe you don't have to marry.

No, no, no.

If destiny didn't want me to marry Cristina, it wouldn't have made you find it.

That address, don't you think?

I don't know.

Maybe destiny decided to put you to the test, to give you a chance.

I repeat, think about it.

Thank you, my friend, but now I've decided.

I will never find a girl like Cristina.

So simple, honest.

It's just the woman who does for me.

Therefore, it is useless to continue to argue.

And then it is a sign of destiny to have found the bag.

Yes, I am convinced.

Now I'm going upstairs in the room to get the smoking.

She will be in the church waiting for me.

I'll be back in a moment.

I had given him two opportunities to change his life.

Before, I had sent him prostitutes.

Then I put his wife at his house with his best friend.

But he ignored both of them.

And so he will pay this error for the rest of his life.