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It's really nice to see you, you know, it's been so long that I haven't had the

opportunity to spend a moment like this with you.

But tell me, by the way, how is your marriage with Roberto going?

Well, it's getting better and better.

We are even about to separate.

On the other hand, he told me that I should go see

Mario, that it would help to solve my problems.

I'm really sorry for you, you know, this kind of situation shouldn't be funny.

But tell me, when are you going to meet Mario?

Well, actually, I have to go there tonight after our interview.

And I'm going to see him because I would like your opinion.

What do you advise me to do?

Well, listen, you know, honestly, I think that Roberto is not at fault.

If you want some advice from a friend, do what he asks you to do.

If you say so, you're probably right.

Anyway, we'll see.

I'm really sorry.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Anyway, I'll keep you informed.

Well, I won't be accompanying you.

You know the house.

Very well.

We'll call you.

See you soon.

Goodbye.

Hello, Mario.

Hello, Aleria.

It's always a pleasure to hear from you.

So, what are you saying?

Everything is fine.

She is now on her way to your house.

When everything is finished, please come and find me to let me know.

All right.

Have a good time.

Ciao.

Hello, is that Paolo?

Mario, old age is hurting you, my poor friend.

Is it possible that you no longer recognize my voice?

Oh, excuse me.

Guess who I'm waiting for at home?

Who are you waiting for?

The Pope, Mario?

And how could I know who you're waiting for, excuse me?

Roberto Peruzzi's wife.

Roberto Peruzzi's wife?

But tell me, where is Roberto?

With my wife.

You know, I always have a little weakness for Roberto's charming wife.

The more I have discovered that they are... that they are a little in crisis.

Roberto and his wife are in crisis?

And then?

Nothing.

He has practically succeeded, with my complicity,

to convince my idiotic wife that I had left her.

Like that, in exchange for my wife that I used, I could get hold of his wife,

who is practically virgin.

You want to get hold of Roberto Peruzzi's wife?

But finally, Mario, do you think it's still your age, this kind of madness?

Is she a serious woman?

Will she not let herself be seduced by a grumpy old man like you?

Don't worry about my age, I'm thinking about it.

But no, if I call you, it's to ask you a little favor.

Tonight, it would be great if you released your workers a little later, would you?

Release them later?

Mario, you want to make me have problems with the union?

It also seems that you organize parties with my workers, eh?

You know, I've already organized a little party with your guys and my beloved wife.

Well, okay, they are a little alcoholic, but

all considered, they are trustworthy people.

Mario, I want your insurance with the beautiful Mrs. Peruzzi.

In any case, if it's the favor you have to ask me, for me, there is no problem.

Thank you.

I knew I could count on you.

I'll call you back to tell you how it happened.

Goodbye.

Damn, I really didn't know how to tell you that.

Victoria, listen, I think your husband doesn't like you.

Because... it's true, because he's older than you on the one hand, but...

he looks, he's interested in other girls, and he...

Really... No!

How could I explain that to you?

Mamma mia!

You are... I think you are too good for him.

You are very...

Yes, baby, you are very, very pretty.

I... do you think your husband likes you?

I know he likes me.

He likes me.

I know he likes me.

I'll prove to you that he doesn't think of you.

It's true.

Listen, listen, I'll make a proposition.

You call your husband... Yes?

And you tell him that you have two tickets for the theatre...

for tonight, all right?

You call him... All right, I'll call him, but he'll come.

Here.

Hello, darling.

I'm calling you because I have two tickets for the theatre tonight.

And I know you love that, so...

Would you like to come with me?

No, I would have loved to, my dear.

But tonight I can't.

I have work to do.

We can always go another day.

It's not lost.

Really, duck, I'm sorry.

I kiss you.

Can you make me a striptease, please?

Quickly.

Go fuck yourself!

With you, no problem.

Come on, don't act like this.

Don't pretend to be friends with me, damn it.

Yes.

What a chest.

Sexy, this Brazilian.

Turn around to see.

What a body.

Sir, Madame Peruzzi is waiting for you in the living room.

All right, thank you, I'll go.

You wait for me here.

I have two words to tell you.

All right, sir.

Madame, good evening.

I'm sorry to have made you wait.

But I have an urgent job that I have unfortunately not finished yet.

It doesn't matter to me.

Can you give me two minutes, please?

The time to list the files I started.

Of course.

Very well, thank you.

Please.

Here it is.

Here it is.

I have an appointment with this lady.

But you have to make yourself desirable.

And then I really want you.

By looking at you working, I want to relax.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

And...

Dress up, yes.

Very gently.

Yes, go very slowly.

It's splendid.

I feel you're going to excite me.

My heart, I'm 20 when I see you like that.

Yes, caress your breasts.

Yes...

Old lady.

You are charming.

You make me dream.

You have a body called love.

Oh, yes, take all those d Evans off me Please.

And now, you are going to live a very beautiful

experience, an experience that you are not about to forget.

Let's go.

Stop cheating or I'll break your bottle on the corner of your face.

Try it and I'll cut your head off with a knife, huh, Grota?

Don't call me Grota!

Hey, maybe you don't know him?

I'm Rondouillard, but not Grota.

Just a little bit of a blockade.

So, are we playing or are we causing trouble?

We are.

Hey, you're going to leave me alone for a while, big bag!

If you don't want to see me, big bag... Hey, you're panicking half-way!

So, are we playing or are we cheating?

We are.

Come on, it's a month.

A real point.

You know what a point is, right?

We are talking.

We are going to die.

We are playing cards, if you want to know.

Sometimes I don't get in the way.

Hey, I'm asking the same question about you.

Hey, mister!

Look who's with me.

I've brought you a surprise.

You will appreciate it.

It pleases you.

Superb, isn't it?

And it's all yours.

You're cold.

They'll warm you up.

So, gentlemen, it doesn't bother you?

Hey, stop it!

This woman is a jewel.

She must be treated with delicacy.

And I'm going to show you how.

Carole, get used to it.

Ah!

Can't you kiss me or what?

If I disdain you, say it.

Hey,

you tell me why Are you so mean with me, oh my Hey, you tell me why Are you

treating me badly, tell me Women's privilege, the hardest feeling To keep my

dignity Women's privilege, the strongest way To show you all my vice You know you

give me anger Black anger of a woman's revenge You know you give me madness For

madness of a woman's revenge Women's privilege, the hardest feeling To keep my

dignity Women's privilege, the hardest way Women's

privilege, the strongest way To show you all my vice

Snake's taunt of confusion You tell me roughly all her bad things Diamond tears

of heart pain I feel so sad with you, you know You know you give me anger

We are back.

Oh yes, what a chest!

What a dirty girl!

Three slaves at your hands.

At the expense of your pleasure.

Honey,

give me your pulpy mouth.

You dirty boy.

Everybody's got to play, and that's the main thing.

I'll bring her back, she's very good at it.

So, alcoholic, won't you let me go?

Come on, move, leave her alone.

We have to go now.

Come on, hurry up.

Come on.

She was such a beautiful girl.

Come on, honey.

Come on, move, leave her alone.

Don't be afraid.

Now, move, it's for her.

Go on, it's for her.

Go on, it's for her.

Go on, it's for her.

So, Mario, you've finally decided to come and see me.

Always in gallant company, as it should be.

What's the name of this young person?

Paola.

Nice to meet you, Paola.

Paola and I are very, very old friends.

She is really very cute.

Tell me, Mario, have you seen Carole?

How did it go with her?

Well, we had a very pleasant time.

To drag her, I took her to the cellar.

We fell in love at three.

She didn't really like the guys I introduced to her.

But anyway, we had a lot of fun.

But tell me, why did you give me such a gift?

Why did I offer it to you on a plate?

It's true, I had very good reasons.

Even excellent ones.

Roberto, her husband, was my first love.

And I will never forget him.

But this little girl, Carole, managed to win me over.

Do you understand?

So, yes, it's true.

That's why I organized this meeting.

To avenge me, Mario.

And then, I really wanted to make her suffer.

Let me tell you this beautiful...

this beautiful story.

Listen to this, you're going to love it.

Everyone seemed happy, huh?

Yes.

The ceremony was great.

After you, please, my love.

Thank you.

I can't believe it.

Finally alone.

I've been dreaming about it for hours.

What a pleasure to be with you.

You're so beautiful!

It was the best evening of my life.

And it will remain, darling.

The bouquet...

We'll see later.

So, I heard that you had gone to Roberto and Carole's wedding.

Both of you.

You don't tell me.

You could at least tell me what it was like.

What did you eat?

If her dress was beautiful.

Yes, we went there.

It was very successful.

And as you may have guessed, Carol had a fabulous dress.

But Roberto too, he was very elegant in his smoking.

You would have seen it.

But ask him his opinion, he was there too.

Of course I was there.

The ceremony was very beautiful and of course Carol is a splendid woman.

But tell me Valerian, why do you want to know?

What are you interested in all this?

How?

Why do I want to know?

Why are you so stupid?

Have you already forgotten that Roberto was my first love and

that this girl who claimed to be my friend stole it from me?

To say that they may be in love when they are... love... finally with you two,

I have nothing to forget.

Darling, undress yourself.

Give me that.

Take it off.

Continue.

Come on.

Go slowly.

It's pretty.

Oh, pretty.

Yes.

Don't fall.

Come and see.

Your two underpants are sexy.

Come and show them to me more closely, my love.

Yes.

Go on.

Come on.

Yes.

Like this.

Like that.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Put something else here.

Yes.

I can play.

That's it.

You understand, it's crazy, but they didn't even invite me to their wedding.

I had promised to get that from Carol.

As you can see, you don't know me.

I had sworn to take revenge.

Well, I succeeded.

Now, it's an old story.

I understand your story.

You know, darling, you are the kind of woman I like.

And you have the chic to be in good company.

That's why I brought my friend.

And why don't you show me some things, those things I like so much?

Well...

Oh, yes.

Oh, go ahead.

Me.

Together.

For you.

Let's get down to business.

I want to see some penetration.

Yes.

Yes, take it.

Yes.

Yes, like that.

Here.

This show can't be...

Excellent,

my little Paula.

Yes...

Yes, all right, keep going.

All right, like that.

Oh, it's so good, don't stop.

I love my little trousers, my littleons!

Oh, Doris!

Oh, bite me, I love it!

How do you feel?

I'm out of shape!

I love it!

You see, Camille is beautiful, the sex of Gary!

Yes, yes, again!

Yes, you are exciting, Paola!

It's good, I love it!

I love it!

Yes, eat her breasts, look how much she loves it!