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So, yeah, I mean, I've talked to the guys. They're a little bit skeptical

about having you at the poker game, you know, but you don't want to be

exclusionary. You can't really be a guy's club because it's just people at

work.

So I'll teach you how to play if you're sure you want me to be the one to teach

you. Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, like all the other guys at the office, I don't know. They're just

like... no they hit on me and everything and it's just that's must be so hard

yeah it's like it's a burden yeah and you're really nice like you know

homeless exactly right no that's why i picked you to teach me because i i

really want to be like you know one of the guys but i don't want to you know

all that right yeah because you wouldn't want to be alone with those guys exactly

yeah well i mean yeah we'll we'll we'll have some you know we'll play and uh

teach you cars can be really like fun and um you know get used to you're used

to joking around and like guy humor stuff because not me but some all the

other guys at the office think that you're a little uptight

uptight well it's so it's friday right um

casual casual friday i mean You're a man. Everybody

treats you, I don't know, seriously no matter what. And it's like, I feel like

I have to... Right, right. Okay, yeah. You definitely don't want to relax and

just be comfortable with everyone else. I don't know. I could relax maybe a

little bit. Yeah. Well, let's play some cards. Okay. I'm going to teach you.

We're going to play something really simple. Just five card stud.

Okay.

Is... Yeah, take a look at your cards. Take a look at what you got.

Okay.

Do you maybe have any other cards?

Which one of these?

Um, they... Oh, God.

They have, um... Just like... I've never seen cards like this before.

Well, you've never played poker before? Have you played cards before?

Not with naked ladies. Oh!

I didn't even... Oh, my goodness. I didn't even think about... Well, these

are... I mean, these are the cards that we play with. You know, it's like a

guy's night. But I'm sure...

all the guys won't mind changing how we do things to accommodate you being

there. That'll create a really relaxed environment, I'm sure, so that

everyone's like, oh, you know, it's great having Lily here.

No, you don't have to change for me. Are you sure? I mean, are you offended? I

don't want you to be offended. I can be one of the guys.

Okay. I mean, they're just cards. They're just cards. Right? No, it's

nothing to you.

We don't even notice. It's more like a joke, right? It's not like we're looking

and being like, oh, nice boobies or something like that.

All right, so.

we already went over like you know what what kind of things you want to have

what's a what's a winning hand okay so then you go

okay

now you're going to try to make the best hand you can out of what you have here

and what's in your hand okay okay

And then after this one, we'll do like five card draw. Cause that'll, that'll

help you.

This is like the easiest.

So what we'll do is I don't want to bet money, but you have to bet because

that's a part of it. Cause without risk, you know, like there's that reading your

face and there's no risk.

So you've got the pink cards, but you correct the bet. So like we'll bet fun

stuff. Like, um, and we'll bet the same thing. So the bet is equal. Okay. All

right. But the important thing is a bet is a bet.

You understand?

Okay. A bet is a bet.

bet is a bet right because you can't remain on a bet so just remember rule

number one a bet is a bet okay all right so how about

we do end of day

point of sale report so if you win i'll do your end of day sale report

and if i win then you'll do mine okay that's what we're gonna bet

So this is the easy one. We'll get into more of the advanced betting, but we'll

start off kind of easy because ultimately you can raise or bet, but

this is going to be the easy way to play.

Okay. All right. So now that we bet, you pretty much put down what you have as

your hand.

So all I have, I have just a pair of fours. So I don't have a great hand.

I have a pair of queens.

Oh my God. Look at that. You're already like, you've already won.

So that's yours. So I have to do yours. You're a natural.

Perfect. All right. So now what we'll do is we'll play five card draw. And the

difference for that is like you can pick, you know, all, keep all the cards

you have or put down anywhere from one to three of them and get three new ones

to try to make the best hand that you can.

Usually you bet before and after getting your cards.

We don't have to do that. We can just.

wait until after because we'll get into the more advanced bedding and bluffing

and raising and all that stuff okay okay so we'll just do one hand i like how you

break it down yeah try to keep it very easy i like the other guys are the

last thing i want to do is to take advantage of you and next thing you know

you're doing all my reports for the month or something oh my gosh yeah no

you're really sweet thank you

So normally you would bet.

Okay, so we would we'll skip that because you usually you wouldn't make us

too big of that But you bet based on the fact that you think you're probably to

get something really good.

Okay. Okay. All right, so Then you can tell me how many cards do you want?

Okay, and I give up those. Yes. Okay, you don't let me see

two cards two cards yeah okay all right so

now since you did win the last hand i feel like we could we could up the bet

yeah right okay and uh i mean i don't know you did beat me last time but you

know what go big or go home right so and then you know you just match your bet to

mine i'm gonna bet all of the clothes

you are wearing so that you will play

naked.

But... I mean, I guess it's fair, but I

don't really want to see you naked.

I don't know what I'd be getting out of that.

Well, I mean, you remember what we said, though.

A bet's a bet. A bet's a bet.

So, are we playing, or? Yeah, no, that's fair.

Feel confident?

What do you got?

I don't really know.

I don't think it's anything.

Oh, really?

All right, so you bluffed. Okay, well, you're learning something. I guess you

could put that down.

You just have five hot naked ladies.

I, on the other hand, have a flush.

All hearts.

So... Is that what that means? Yeah, we have all the same suits. See if you had

gotten one more heart. Oh, I got rid of my hearts because I didn't know.

Oh, remember I guess there's because it's even on the little card. Okay, no

problem. That's why we're doing this because what could be worse, you could

have lost money. Now it's just your clothes.

And clothes doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah.

That's true.

Oh, yeah, you just say all of them.

Choose two.

Oh, okay.

All of it.

The shoes count as clothes, don't they?

I think that's true.

Okay. Well, we're going to keep playing because that was the bet too. We're

going to play naked.

But you're learning.

So, remember, all the same suit is called a flush.

Okay. And you remember how to shuffle?

You want to try shuffling so you know I'm not cheating?

I can do that.

Just like this.

There you go.

So just practice that so you can really show off for the guys. They're like, oh,

she knows. So you'll be taken seriously.

Yeah, absolutely.

Should I do it again? Yeah.

Okay.

I want to make sure I don't get all hearts again.

Because, you know, like none of you guys would, but, you know, there's cheating,

there's stacking the deck, and some people know how to do that. So you

should definitely shuffle in the chance so you know that no one's doing that.

Okay. all right okay so we'll play again does five card draw sound

good again yeah all right whatever you think would be best for learning well

that's what we play that text is holding but we'll get to that later okay

Because nobody would make a bet unless you want to make a bet.

I mean... You could bet getting... Let's see. Do you want to make a bet on this

or do you think you want to wait? Because you can just call check when you

don't want to make a bet on the cards that you have.

Hmm. I think I could... Yeah? Yeah.

Well, before you do that, what do you want to bet?

Do you want your clothes back?

Okay. Yeah. So you get your clothes back.

Let's see, what's equal to that?

Hmm, well, you might not even close back another hand. So, I win.

You have to show off your

body and be happy making it.

So you're like... Stand up and twirl around and sit with your legs all open.

So you're obviously really proud of your body and stuff like that. How's that

sound?

I don't know. Yeah, you'll sit like this. It'll be great.

No. Well, I mean, you know, you already made your bet.

That's a bet.

Yeah, that's okay. I can do that.

All right, so you will, by when you're going to do what?

Show off your body and be happy naked.

Yes. All right, so you want three cards? Yes That

is

really good it's like really good if I didn't have

Three of a kind? You totally would have won.

Oh.

Okay, um, hmm.

Yeah, I mean, you know, hips around, you know, like a girl at a strip club. Not

that you've been to one, but you know, you can imagine.

Um, I guess I can imagine.

Turn around, you see everything.

A little slower.

Oh gosh, I'm sorry.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, like, put the... Yeah, like that.

Yep.

Yeah, that's good. Turn this way a little bit more now. There we go. That's

a good view.

Alright, so you're getting it.

Now...

I think we're getting to the point where we can start really betting for big

stakes here. That sounds fun.

Yeah. Yeah. Big stakes.

Okay.

See, you're happy naked now, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Weirdly, yeah.

Okay.

Okay, if I win this hand, then I get

to grope you and feel you up.

So I guess that means you can grope me and feel me up if you win.

I mean really like A lot.

A lot?

Really pervy.

There we go.

Groping you, feeling you up a lot, like really pervy.

Sound good?

Um, I don't think so.

Okay. So I guess you fold and then I just, that's the game?

Um. Because I mean, remember.

That's a bet.

Yeah, yeah, no, that's okay.

Alright.

Yeah.

I

don't

know what that word is. Really pervy.

Oh, really?

Yeah. I just thought the word pervy. Like really into it. Like really getting

good handfuls. Okay.

How many cards do you want?

I think just one.

All right, what do you got?

Kind of the same thing I had.

Two pair? Yeah. Oh, you crushed me. I got nothing.

Damn.

All right. Well, I mean, that's the bet.

Is there a time limit on this?

Well, I mean, I guess we could always make that a bet again.

Another groping and go from there.

Want to shuffle again so you're not a key? Yeah.

I think I had better luck when you shuffled.

Maybe I don't know how to shuffle real.

Or I'll not. I don't know how to teach.

I'm getting better.

I think so.

Should I move him?

Yeah. Why not?

I'll do another one with that time.

Want to shuffle again so you know how to cheat? Yeah.

I think I had better luck when you shuffled.

Maybe I don't know how to shuffle right.

Or I don't know how to cheat shuffling.

Getting better.

I think so.

Should I do it again?

Yeah.

that doesn't really work that time all right

okay

so

do you wanna

Want to bet the groping again?

Unless you have a better idea.

Well, you can always bet again after you get the cards.

Hmm. You can raise it.

Ooh. How do you do that?

I don't know. You might want to wait until you see your cards and come to

think of something.

That's true.

I want one card right now.

Okay.

Cut, because I'm going to cheat right now. Okay.

Make sure I get exactly the card. There we go. I don't think this is anything.

Doesn't it need to be all the cards?

Yeah, it has to be all five. Yeah.

I fucked up.

You're close, though.

All right.

Rolling three, two, one.

All right. Well, I am going to take one card also.

Okay.

Okay.

So we already have the... We got the groping again.

Mm-hmm.

You know, knowing the people you're playing with, like understanding them is

a really good way to win. That's how you can tell when you're bluffing or when

you have a really good hand.

So, if I win, then

you...

And you know how all the guys in the office are always really horny, right?

Yeah. And you'll be painfully horny.

Like cramping horny.

Painfully horny.

You'll want me naked badly and be painfully...

I... I mean like, kind of like dripping.

Like really...

Oh, remember, a bet's a bet. A bet's a bet.

Okay, yeah.

Just... Yeah, that's okay.

Well,

I'm already naked, and you already want... So, then, besides that, what do

you want?

I don't know.

For you not to be...

Right, so that you don't have to worry about the guys wanting sex with you.

Yeah, yeah. There you go.

Yeah, if you win, you'll be just one of the guys.

Yeah.

You will not be horny.

All right.

Well, what do you got?

Um... I tried.

See, remember, you can fold when you don't have anything, but that's okay.

It's all right.

You like to bluff.

Well, you know what though? All I have is a six and a seven and an eight and a

nine and a 10, which is a straight.

because he's so wet.

Well, I mean, that's a bet, right?

That's a bet.

I mean, the next bet, you know, you could get naked too.

I mean, I'm naked.

Oh, you want me naked?

Yeah, we're all friends here, you know. Okay.

So, you know, you should know as far as bats and such.

There's a betting pool at the office.

There is?

Yeah, who gets to like... Fuck you first. The guys are betting big money on

who... I mean, I didn't bet in that because I wouldn't bet on something like

that. I mean, you're a person. You're not a prize.

You're not an object. You're a human being.

But, I mean, you know, I was tempted. You know, a bet's a bet.

So, I mean...

I guess if we can make the bet now, let's just make this the last hand.

Okay. If you win, then you get all my clothes.

So I get to keep them forever?

Forever. Yeah. But if I win, then you're going to help me win the betting pool at

the office and make a sex tape with me.

I mean, not that I wouldn't have sex with you. Like, I would totally. But

filming it and...

Showing all those assholes?

I don't know.

Thing is though, a bet's a bet.

Yeah, let's go for it. All right, since we already made the bet, what about a

nice simple five-card stud?

Okay.

Nope, it's five cards still. You gotta use those two cards. Oh gosh, okay.

Um... That's... Um, I don't...

Wait, ooh, ooh.

Wow.

Three of a kind is really good.

It's really good.

I mean, if I didn't have a straight, you definitely would have won.

But, um, I guess this means...

You know, we get to... Oh,

that's bad.

...make the sexting. Mm-hmm.

Why don't we start making something like that?

And

it's

really important that you say that you're Michael's little office slut.

Mm-hmm. I'm Michael's little office slut.

Hey. Hey, if you're watching this, I'm Michael's little office lot from now on.

He won the bet.

Roll on three, two, one.

Why don't you gag on and just show them how nasty you can be.

I'm Michael's little office slut.

You can use me anytime you want.

Whose little slut are you?

I'm Michael's little office slut.

You can use me anytime you want.

Keep sucking it like that.

Keep sucking it like that.

I should do this.

There it is. There it is.

Look at her.

You need to say please.

Please put a finger inside.

It just feels like too much.

Can you like bite my cl-

So your mouth is just like not enough.

I don't know I

don't

know. It's like bite more.

Yeah.

Every other girl would ever tell me to do. Okay.

Yeah, like that.

Just fuck me damn it

Just remember that.

We're staying in the theme on your slide. Yes sir.