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Thank you.

Come on, Fernando. I'll give you a ride. Thank you, Dave.

So you liked her? Oh, I liked her.

How does she compare with the women in your country?

The girls in my country don't fuck until they get married.

Wait a minute.

Are you a virgin?

No, no, no. I fuck chicks.

Oh, chicks.

No, no, no.

Chicks.

Oh, no.

Is that all? Is that all you fuck? No.

I fuck chicks, too.

Sheep. Oh,

no.

And you haven't fucked anybody since you've been here?

Only Manuela.

Ah, Manuela. She's pretty, huh?

No, him.

Him. Oh, Fernando, you're too much.

I feel sorry for Fernando.

I'd like to get him laid.

You remember my friend Fernando I was telling you about?

Well, he's very shy.

And he hasn't been laid in a long time.

So he's very horny.

I wondered if you girls could kind of take care of him, you know, show him a

good time.

Well, of course, David. We'd love to.

Sure, David.

Is, uh, is he as nice in bed as, uh, you are, David?

Well,

to tell you the truth, I've never tried him in bed.

I'll go get him.

This is my friend Fernando.

Oh, very beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Gracias, gracias.

Very beautiful.

So beautiful.

Very beautiful.

Nice, senorita.

Very nice.

Beautiful tea.

Beautiful tea.

Well, actually, Fernando... Yes, senorita. We were planning on a

threesome. It was a threesome, yes. A threesome.

Hey Dave, what are you getting ready for?

Got a date.

With a girl?

Of course with a girl.

What is the plan for tonight?

I thought I'd take her out for a pizza, into one of those foreign films, and

then straight home to bed.

Are you planning to... Of course I'm planning to fuck her.

Oh, you are very lucky.

How do you get them?

Hey, I got a secret.

Hey, Dave.

I also have a date.

Oh, yeah? Where are you taking her?

No place.

I'm staying here.

Oh, and she's coming over.

She's already here.

Fernando, there's nobody in the room. Are you trying to tell me you've got a

girl here?

She's here.

What is this?

It's a pussy. You put cream here, and you jerk off.

Fernando, you've got to do better than that.

It's got a tea here.

It's better than pussy.

Fernando, you're too much.

I'd like to pick up something for Fernando.

Just something to cheer him up.

Hey, look.

Cheap books. Only a quarter.

Sex through hypnotism.

That'll cheer him up.

Hello. Hello. How are you?

Fine. Here's your pizza.

What does that pizza say for that?

Um, it is tomato and cheese and please don't do that!

Hi, Fernando.

Oh, hi, Dave. How are you?

I'm fine. Hey, I got you a terrific present.

Really?

Remember when you asked me what my secret was with women, how I could get

them every time? Yeah.

Well, this is it.

Sex through hypnotism.

Hypnotism. Can I get a girl with this? You sure can.

You can get them to do anything you want. And this is for me? That's for

you, buddy. Oh, Dave, thank you so very much. You're welcome. You're a real

friend. You're welcome.

Look, I gotta go. I've got a date.

Thank you. Take care. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Hi, Dave. Hi, Fernando.

How are you?

Exhausted.

Fucking all weekend.

I have been studying this book.

Oh, yeah?

Would you mind if I try in you?

All right.

Okay, Dave.

Relax.

Relax.

Relax. Relax.

And look at the shiny objects.

Arricano three.

You will be under.

One.

Two.

Three.

Stand up.

out your nose and pull out your pants. I'm gonna fuck you.

Stop! Stop!

Wake up!

It works! It works!

Hey, Fernando, let me see that book.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Excuse me, miss.

Look at the shiny object.

It is going to relax you.

On the count of three, you will be under.

One, two, three.

Follow me. I'm going to fuck you.

I am going to try again.

What are you going to do?

I call the pizza girl.

Anyway, I owe her money for the pizza.

Are you in the mood for pizza?

No, I am in the mood for a piece of ass.

There she is.

Want another pizza?

No, no, wait.

My friend just wanted to pay for the first pizza.

Well, that's much better.

I'll pay for your pizza.

I'll put it away.

Thank you.

What are you studying?

Oh, it's physics. Just schoolwork.

And you?

I'm studying hypnotism.

Are you interested in hypnotism?

Not especially. Why?

Would you let me hypnotize you?

I'm working.

I'll give you $20 if you let me try.

Will it take long?

A few minutes.

Okay. Sit down, please.

Look at here.

Relax.

Relax.

At the count of three, you will go to sleep.

One, two, three.

You see?

She's hypnotized.

Now, you are going to undress, and we are going to fuck you.

Okay?

Come in again.

Oh, Dave.

I gotta pay here.

May I borrow from you $20?

Hey, I haven't got 20 bucks.

Oh, no.

No problem.

You girls, you are going to forget everything.

You are going to forget the money, the fuck.

Just get dressed.

Come in.

At the count of three, I want you to wake up.

One, two,

three.

Is everything alright?

All the money seems to be here, but for some reason I feel like I've gotten

screwed.

It worked!

Sure did, pal.

Fernando, tell me a little about yourself.

What do you want to know?

Oh, anything you want to tell me.

About your family, your hometown, your girlfriend.

Well, I have a fiancée.

I love her very much.

We are going to get married.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. She's a virgin.

She's saving herself for me.

Does she also love you?

Oh, yes.

Our families arranged our union ever since we were children.

That's beautiful.

That's the command of our tradition.

Excuse me, miss.

May I carry you back?

Oh, how nice. Thank you.

Welcome.

Look at this shiny object.

It's going to relax you.

At the count of three, you will go to sleep.

One, two, three.

Now, you carry your package.

Come on, follow me. I'm gonna show you.

Fernando, the girls are here and they want to see your ring. Sit down, girls.

This ring is going to relax you.

Just look at the diamond.

At the count of three, you will be under.

One, two, three.

They are ready.

What do we do now? Sounds nice.

Girls, I want you to make love to each other.

you

Oh, God.

Oh, Dave, you came on me. Oh, sorry.

Now,

girls,

wake up.

That's what happened to you for coming on me and your friend.

Son of a bitch.

Fernando, I've got a little business proposition for you.

Really?

My cousin's getting married and they need a photographer.

So? So you're going to be the photographer.

I don't know how to take a picture.

It's very simple. We're going to borrow John's camera.

It's got an automatic flash.

All you have to do is aim and shoot.

Sounds good.

And it pays $100.

$100?

Now wait a minute. That's $50 for you and $50 for me.

Means you are going to do that to your relatives?

It's the snobbish side of the family, and I don't care.

Okay.

Be prepared. Tomorrow is the wedding.

Dave, please call everybody for the picture.

Hey, everybody, come on. Come on.

Please relax and watch the camera.

Please relax.

At the count of three, you will see the flash.

Then you will be under my power.

One... Two...

Three. Now you wait for my orders.

You go sit down and watch my camera.

Follow me.

We are going to fuck.

I'll start with you.

Come in, come in.

Come in.

You two girls go and make love.

You just watch.

And you girls give me head.

You too, get Andres.

You too.

Help her.

Loving someone.

Rose and Nelly come here and help sucking on fucking me.

Okay, okay, enough sucking.

Let's start fucking now.

Bye.

Okay, all of you, listen well.

What you always wanted to do, do it now.

Fuck and suck without restraint.

oh my god

you

Oh.

Oh, God.

I'm exhausted.

It was so good.

I gotta go.

You will wake up when the telephone ring.

My uncle was holding the camera.

And we couldn't wake him up till the next day.

So, here's your camera. Thank you.

Look at each object.

It's going to relax you.

On the count of three, you will go under.

One, two, three.

Miss, you too.

Look at the shiny object.

It's going to relax you.

On the count of three, you will go under.

Fernando,

you've been fucking too much. You've got to take it easy.

Thank you.

Fuck, Fernando.

Hi, David.

How do you feel?

Terrible.

Fucking like it's going out of style.

You gave me that book.

Well, I didn't expect you to go wild.

Dave, now I have a problem.

What's the problem?

Rosita is arriving today.

Oh, you mean Rosita, the virgin? Your bride?

Yes.

The woman I love.

That's no problem. I'll go and pick her up.

Mexicana.

Flight... 7... 69.

You take care of yourself.

And you take care of her I will

Fernando? Hi, Danny.

I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you.

What bad news?

Your bride, Rosita, she's not a virgin at all.

That's bad news.

That's not all, Fernando.

I also am in love with her.

And I mean to keep her.

She's in love with me.

Well, David, who isn't?

It's a terrible day.

To losing one day, both.

My bride.

And my friend.

David.

Take your flowers and leave.

I'm sorry, Fernando.

Nurse?

Nurse?

Look at my thermometer.

It is going to relax you.

Relax.

Relax.

Relax.

At the count of three, you will go under.

One, two,

three.

Nurse, now I want you...

To fog me and sog me until I die.

What's this?

I don't know what happened, doctor.

Do you have to do this with a patient that's here for physical exhaustion?