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f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

JS Here comes Quick Draw McGraw Sf

Kellogg's. The best to you each morning from Kellogg's.

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a riding around your way f

JS Here comes Quick Draw McGraw Sf

~ The high-falutin'est fastest shootin'est

~ Cowboy you ever saw f

~ That's Quick Draw McGraw JS

Brought to you by...

[instrumental music]

[Augie] Hoo hoo hoo.

[owl hoots]

1 wonder what that boy of mine is up to.

Hoo hoo hoo.

-Hoo hoo hoo. -[laughs]

-That's a very funny story. -Oh, Augie boy.

Oh, that's my dear old dad calling me.

-Hoo te doo. -And a hoo te doo to you, too.

Do my ears deceive me,

or do I hear some hootin' tootin' goin’ on in here?

Dear old dad, did you hear the one

about the owl who wouldn't talk

because he didn't give a hoot?

-[chuckles] You get it? -He-he. Yeah, I get it.

But I don't give a hoot either. [chuckles]

Why aren't you doin’ your nature study homework,

negligent son of mine.

Oh, the utter shame of it.

My own dear father has no sense of humor.

Now, this is no time for lividity, my son, my son.

l repeat, what about your nature study?

But, skeptical dad, 1 don't have to study

the birds and the bees tell me anything I wanna know.

[laughs] 1 Suppose an owl told you that corny owl story.

Gosh, dad, how'd you know? His name is josh.

Because he's always joshin', no doubt.

Yeah, he's funny. [chuckles]

He's a real character.

When my boy begins to imagine

he's conversin' with wise-crackin' owls

it's time I helped him with his studies.

[vroom]

Now, when we get in the woods,

I'm gonna teach you all about nature, Augie my son.

But, dear old dad, what could you teach me?

Well, for an instance, you see that duck up there?

Quack, quack.

He's flyin’ south for the winter.

Gee, I better warn him.

Quack, quack, quack, quack.

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Quack, quack, quack, quack.

Quack, quack, quack?

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Quack quack.

l suppose that was another one of your

wise quackin’' friends. [chuckles]

No, he was goin’ the wrong way.

Frankly, I'm beginnin’ to worry.

Now, the first lesson I'm gonna learn ya

is how to start a fire with two sticks.

Now, watch and learn, Augie boy.

You're doin’ it wrong, fireless father of mine.

Oh, yeah? Well, you do it, Daniel Boone son of mine.

[chuckles]

Better not get too close, dear old tenderfoot dad.

Oh, sure. [chuckles]

How do you like that for beginner's luck?

The water hole is empty, Augie,

so your next lesson is to find water.

Do not fear, dear dad. I'll find some water.

Don't search too far and get lost.

I'll be careful, worrying dad.

[chuckles] He'll have to give up.

There ain't no water for miles.

Yip yip yip wahoo wahoo! Yip yip yip wahoo wahoo!

Augie! Augie, what are you doin'?

I'm makin’ rain like the Indians do.

Yip yip yip wahoo wahoo!

[thunder rumbling]

Thank you, cloud. 1 got your water, daddy.

l see it, but I don't believe it.

Augie, my son, would you be interested

in some nice, fresh, delicious honey?

Is there a market around here, dad?

No, but there's a bee's nest in that tree.

Now, the trick is to sneak up

on the bees like this. See? And--

[gulps] Yow!

Run, Augie. Run for your life.

[buzzing]

Poor old dad. I'll save him.

Bzz bzz bzz bzz.

I'm sorry, uh, my dad don't know from bees.

[buzzing]

You can come out now, dear dad.

Dad? Where are ya?

What are you doin’ down there, dear old dad?

I'm practicin’' handstands, what else?

Now, for your last lesson, Augie my boy

I'm gonna show ya how to catch a wild animal.

Now, observe the trap

that your ingenious dad rigged up here.

Now, when a ferocious wild animal

steps under that box--

[bell jingles]

I caught somethin’, Augie boy!

You stay here where it's safe.

Your brave old dad will tangle with this beast.

What did you catch, brave old dad? Huh?

A ferocious alligator maybe?

What's this? It's only a pussycat.

A black and white pussycat with a big, bushy tail.

Help!

[sniffs] Uh-oh.

[gibbers] To daddy?

Mm-hm.

Oh, no.

l can't get in the car in this condition, Augie.

How are we gonna get home?

Don't worry, fragrant daddy,

I know someone who can drive.

But, Augie boy, bears aren't smart enough to drive.

This one is, dear old dad.

Why not? I'm smarter than the average bear.

[chuckles]

And ya gotta admit Augie is smarter

than the average son.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[narrator] This is San Francisco in the late 19th century.

Hive of activity in the social whirl

where royalty mixed with scoundrels

is the plush Bella Crystal Hotel.

And here we see a tired millionaire

about to check in for some fun and relaxation.

I'm Sylvester P. Successful. The P is for Pooped.

In reality, he is the Raindrop Kid.

Only un-jailed member of the Nasty Bunch

a notorious gang of bandits.

How do you spell pooped?

I'll put you in our best room, Mr. Successful.

Oh, bellboy?

This is special agent, Quick Draw's assistant

Baba Looey, posing as a bellhop to trap the Raindrop Kid.

Will you show Mr. Successful to room 417?

-I think so. -Psst!

Hey, Baba, that's the stolen Bells Far-To-Go money.

-Don't you thin’ I know it? -[thud]

Drop that bag. I'm not that pooped.

Quicks Draw should be here any minute

and he'll know how to deal with this wise guy.

And here he is, the famous lawman

Quick Draw McGraw

pretending to be a country bumpkin.

Gosh! Look at all them sparkly lights and fancy things!

Callin’ Quicks Draw McGraw,

the Raindrop Kid is in room 417

with his stolen money. Callin’ Quick...

Quicks Draw!

Shh, ! am not Quick Draw.

! am playactin' like I'm a hayseed

and do-o-n't you forget it.

Gee, I bet you Quicks Draw get a Oscar for this.

Now, you get some ice-water and leave the rest to me.

Okay, Mr. Hayseed Quicks Draw.

You knock and when he opens the door

I'll rush in and grab him.

[knock on door]

Ice-water for the Raindrop Kid.

1 didn't order any ice-water.

I Know, but he said you did.

[Quick Draw] Your reign of terror is over, Raindrop.

You're under arrest!

[thud]

[Baba Looey] Now, I see why I brought the ice water.

It's good for the head lomps.

Over yonder is the Raindrop Kid's room, Baba Boy.

You ask him if he's ready to play ball

with Quick Draw McGraw.

-[screech] -Tennis, anyone?

Are you ready to play ball with Quicks Draw McGraw?

Why, sure!

[boing]

Tennis ball he plays.

You he never heard of.

Never send the Baba Looey to do the work of a Quick Draw McGraw.

Hey, Quicks Draw, look out!

Il thin’ you goin' in the wrong window.

[splash]

l say, old boy, have we been properly introduced?

! reckon there is more than one way to get to his winder.

[screech]

I got you sur-rounded, Raindrop!

Come out with your hands up.

Hold it. You're supposed to be shiverin’ with fright

on account of I'm Quick Draw...

McGra-a-aw!

! reckon he didn't hear me.

[boing]

I'll sneak back up and sur-prise him.

I thin' I'll raise a little cane with this one.

[guffaws]

Give up... Raindrop.

What's the... matter?

-Too fast... for you. -[boing]

Don't you think the back window

will make no difference, Quicks Draw?

Raindrop will be expectin' me at the front winder

because he thinks I am stupid.

I thin’ you're right and I thin’ he's right.

I'll soon have him hollering for mercy.

Whatever you're sellin’ 1 don't want any.

You can start hollering for mercy any time you wish.

Okay, mercy!

[rattling]

[boing]

[splash]

By George, I have it!

Didn't we meet in an African yak hunt?

l thin' 1 better do something

before Quicks Draw wears his-selves out.

-[Raindrop] What do you want? -I-I'm a sales people of canes.

Canes is my weakness.

Then I thin' this one will make an impression on you.

Good. I'll take it.

Okay, Raindrop Kid.

[thunk]

[thud]

The next step, ! thin’,

is to change the looks of the room.

[sawing]

When he wakes up, I feel he'll be glad to go to jail.

[groans]

What happened?

Huh? What's the floor doin' up there?

And what am I doin' up on the ceilin'?

1 better get down on the floor where I belong.

-[grunts] -I'm back on the ceilin’.

[grunts]

l thin' you gives up now, eh? Raindrop Kid?

[Raindrop] Help! Help! I give up.

Get me out of this crazy mixed-up room.

These upsides down the room never misses.

What's goin’ on, Baba Boy?

The Raindrop Kid is ready to give up, Quicks Draw.

l guess he noticed the angry glint in my eye.

I'm a comin’ in after you, Raindrop Kid.

Huh? What's the floor doing way up thar?

1 better get back on it.

[grunting]

l like the Quicks Draw.

He likes to keep both feets on the ground.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[telephone rings]

Super Snooper, Private Cat-eye Detective Agency.

We also make keys, and re-string tennis rackets.

Snoop's speakin'’. What?

Uh, take this down, Blab?

Sure, Snoop. [yawns]

You say, uh, absconded with the funds?

And what's that? Oh, ran off with the dough.

-Sure, we'll take the case. -What's the caper, Snoop?

Some dishonest crook's been stealing the receipts

at the Goony Island,

and I've agreed to solve the case

in my own quiet, bungling way.

Snoop is my hero. l hope someday--

Let's away, Blab.

Like I was saying, Snoop is my hero.

And I hope someday to be a snooper

who will rise to the very heights of snooping,

like my Super Snooper.

I like the way this kid thinks.

Here we are, Snoop. Goony Island.

Where busy people get busier on the merry-go-round.

Say, hello, to the little fella.

Hello little fella. Hello, little fella.

-Hello, little fella. -Gosh, that's pretty slick.

-Hiya, pal. -Hiya, stupid.

Were you in a fight, or is that your real face?

Blab, quit your shilly-shallying, and come on.

Hey, Snoop, you ought to see this dummy.

He's a scream.

1 don't wanna see no dummy, ! got one for an assistant.

Let's go, the manager's waiting.

When did you first notice a lack of luker in the till, Mr. Goony?

Ever since we hired Ventro the ventriloquist-t-t-t.

Mm, we must interrogate this dummy tonsil.

Gosh, Snoop. His dummy's a scream.

[chuckles]

You're a funny dummy yourself, Blab.

Here's Ventro's dressing room.

We'll use the eloquent of surprise,

and barge right in.

-Pardon the incision. -Hey, Snoop!

He's ain't here, but there's the dummy.

Good, that'll give me a chance to snoop around.

Hiya, stupid, were you in a fight,

or is that your real face? [chuckles]

Funny. [chuckles]

Let's see what family skelketons Ventro keeps in his closet.

Odd toboggans, it's Ventro!

[thud]

Say, Snoop, is he dea... Is he dea...

Is he dea... Is he dea...

Hey, Blab! Take a look, Ventro ain't real.

-He's a dummy! -But that's ridiculous, Snoop!

How could a dummy make another dummy talk?

Well, one of them is Baby Pants Pinkey!

B-B-Baby P-P-Pants P-P-Pinkey?

! don't believe it.

-[gunfire] -Now I believe it.

Don't either one of you dumb dummies move,

or I'll pepper you with this pistol!

Stop, in the limb of the law!

You gotta admit he's funny, Snoop!

Were you in a fight, or is that your real face?

-Funny! [chuckles] -Come on!

Halt, Baby Pants! ! got your pin!

Folly that imposter!

Folly that impostor!

Halt in the name of the alumni of private eye high!

You ain't got a chance, Baby Pants,

so you better play ball!

I'll be glad to, pal.

Keep your private eye on the ball!

Uh-oh!

[swish]

l gotta admit, this Baby Pants

would be great in the Little League.

1 gotta shake these private eye guys.

[instrumental music]

[screech]

Better give up, Baby Pants! We got you surrounded!

Yeah, and let Snoop have your gun!

-With pleasure. -[gunshot]

Did I say the wrong thing, Snoop?

Hey, Baby Pants is heading for the roller coaster!

-One please. -So long, copper.

-[screech] -[whistle]

Folly that crook!

Hey, wait for me!

[gunfire]

I'll stand up, and show this half pint burglar

how ridiculously brave I am.

Hmm, looks like a sign up ahead.

It says...

[whoosh]

What a place to put a sign.

Ladies and gentlemen,

you are about to see the great Dive-O,

dive into this ordinary glass of water.

[whoosh]

What's all the excitement about?

[splash]

We must face it, I'm in a glass by myself.

That takes care of stupid Snooper.

Now, to grab the loot.

Oh, no! No, it can't be!

But it is! Ventro, your dummy!

Help! Help! Police!

l give up! Help! Police, please!

[gunfire]

Who's the dummy now? Right, folks?

[giggles]

[Snoop] Help, Blab!

Hey, it's Snoop!

Gosh, Snoop, what you doing in there? You look terrible.

Can I get you a glass of water or something? Can 1?

Uh, would you dry up, and get me out of here?

Oh, boy.

[instrumental music]

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

Kellogg's, your best choice in cereal.

The best to you each morning has brought you...

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

~ The high-falutin'est fastest shootin'est

£ Cowboy you ever saw Jf

[Quick Draw] Hey, Baba Looey, are you all right?

S'awright.