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So, who else is going to be here today?

I think just her and probably her parents or something. Mom, Dad, I think.

Yeah. I feel hot. I feel like I came empty-handed.

Oh, they're casual.

I don't know. Like, I'm sure it's not a big deal. She seems really chill.

From my impression of her, she didn't seem stuffy or like she expects you to

bring wine or anything.

We should be fine. We've got to get in there. I'm freezing.

Oh, you're going to warm me up a little bit.

Thanks.

All right, let's go in.

Hi,

Jessie.

This is my mom.

Can we come in?

Are you going to cut it down or?

Good to see you.

So, guys, sorry, you know, my parents aren't home, but something came up for

Mother, and Daddy's probably out with his mistress.

I guess one of the perks of sending me to a private school.

How do you like your private school?

Are you kidding me?

Honestly, it's just a bunch of rich fucks.

No personality. If her mother wasn't so stupid, she'd be in a private school

like you are instead of a public school.

Silly! has some really nice schools, and my mom's not stupid, so I was just

coolin' on your mother's stuff.

So anyway, what grade are you in?

I'm in 12th. I'm, uh, I got held back a year, though, because, um, well, you

know, when we, uh, when we had to, uh, move to Philly, because, uh,

well, we just had to move, so when Mommy and Daddy broke up, we, uh, we moved out

there, and in that transition,

My education got a little messed up. Oh, you like it fine. It's good for you.

Yep.

Hmm. Nice.

So, private school.

L.A. There's got to be some, like, drama.

Or, I mean... I guess.

You want to be involved?

No.

Oh, why not?

It's perfect here.

Is it? We love it.

She looks more like a Philly girl to me.

She does look like a Philly girl.

But isn't she cute?

How adorable.

You mean, like, nice, not like a slut? Is that what you're trying to say?

You're a wonderful girl, Brooke.

Thanks.

We want you here.

Yeah, that's just what I want to hear from my dad's shack up, honey.

You don't want to be with your mother.

Yeah, I do. She has horrible boyfriends coming in and out. You need a more

secure home.

My mom doesn't even date.

I think you have her confused with you.

Really? That's not what I hear.

I love your guys' connection.

Yeah.

Reminds me of a lot of my family.

Like, yeah, tell us about your family.

Is there a tell?

Well, they seem like they have a nice house. I mean, is your dad like a lawyer

or a doctor?

I have no idea what my father does.

Oh.

What about your mom?

She's probably a whore.

You're not joking.

Well, we know how that is.

We know how what is being a whore? You know, your mother.

Why are you... Lay it off my mom, okay? Like, seriously.

You know, she is just evil.

And why do you think your father left her?

Because you, like, perverted his mind and made him think that, like, leaving

his wife and child was a good idea.

We have a much stronger foundation, much more solid relationship than they ever

had. Foundation? Do you know where he is tonight?

Yeah, he's at home.

Because, obviously, he would only cheat on my mom with you. He would never think

about cheating on you, right?

Oh, you love our relationship.

You know you do.

You are the most weird person... This is fucking creepy.

I'm out.

You think she'll be okay?

Oh, I wish she was more like you.

You seem like you really have it together.

Yeah, I have my moments.

Yeah? Yeah.

And you?

Ever thought of having your own little mistress?

We can make that happen, huh?

I think so.

Hi.

Come here.

Come on, I won't bite.

Please?

Come on.

See her in there?

No, I checked my parents' bedroom, but she's not in there.

Brett, go.

Oh, look, there's our wine glass.

And I think I heard a door.

She probably went out the front door. I bet she's gone.

We're alone?

Yeah.

I don't know. Let's check my bedroom. She's probably in my room.

All right.

I, uh...

Who are you?

I'm Jesse's mother.

The mother she said didn't exist? That mother?

Yeah, she just likes to play games. Oh, does she? Oh, I think it's really cold

down here, so I should probably get back upstairs and... Have dinner with me.

Yeah, you really would love to. I would, and everything.

But I gotta...

I gotta go back upstairs because I'm so sorry about that. You

should try one of those online dating services.

They could help you find someone to not be so lonely.

So I should definitely... You're so strong!

But yeah, no, I should definitely...

head back upstairs i think they're a bit busy i really i i don't think that i

heard them they're making some noises they're busy you should come it might be

the tv um but i i definitely i got it haha you oh you

turned on the lights is it magic a little bit it's a little scary

It's so beautiful.

Oh, you're very lovely, too, in a matronly, very respectful way.

Yeah.

So, I should head out.

But you should walk me to the door. Oh, that's for you.

I think I should walk you to the door. You should definitely walk me upstairs

to the door. I gotta turn around though to do that.

No you don't. I gotta do this.

That's my spirit. It's gotta stay down.

So it's been lovely meeting you and everything.

And I'm sure we should definitely have some barbecues.

I'm in the summer when it gets warmer, and I'm back with my dad.

So, oh, there's my bra.

There's your bra. Lovely, lovely breasts.

Thank you. Thank you very, very much. Kind of you.

Oh, my goodness.

I like your ass.

Thank you.

Wow.

Thank you.

You're so beautiful.

You are quite attractive yourself.

Kiss me.

You like that?

I do.

No.

um

Your room. I thought you lived in the basement.

Yeah, you know.

I mean, she likes to keep me hidden.

I love petite women.

It's kind of hot in here, isn't it?

Whose room is this?

It's a guest room.

Is it?

Mmm.

You're wet.

You like this, don't you, Jesse?

Thank you.

Look at you

You're just my type, Jessie.

Have you ever been with an older woman?

Mm-hmm.

Do you like big pits?

Mm-hmm.

You're going to love these.

Mm, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I like them sucked hard.

You horny little bitch.

Plus he's so wet.

Jessie

is

so sexy.

Let's take our shoes off.

What do you think?

There we go, that's better.

It gets my pussy wet.

You want to see?

You better unzip my pants then.

No, no, no. Don't take yours off.

I'm going to tease you.

You are horny, aren't you?

Tastes good.

I want you to lay down, sweetie Lay on your back

Lay

this way

Yeah, shake them a little.

Shake them.

Yeah, I love you to play with them.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

oh yeah

Yeah, suck it.

Finger me, finger me.

So pretty.

Oh, yeah.

Get up here.

Look at your back, pussy.

Thank you.

It's all right.

Tell me how you like it, Jessie.

I could just play with you for hours.

Squeeze my finger.

Yeah.

I want to feel that tight pussy.

Yeah.

Feels so good.

So tight.

Tight little pussy.

It's my pussy.

Get that wide open. Get that pussy wide open.

Yeah.

Come on.

You like that, don't you?

Hold on, let me see that ass.

I mean it, you come all night.

Yes, I am.

I just love how fat your pussy is.

um

Oh, that's it.

Fucking you with my tongue.

Yeah

slut. Yeah.

Big pussy down there

I love your pretty face.

You look so good on my pussy.

I forgot to warn you how much I cum.

Yeah.

Come here, beautiful.

Come close to my titties.

You know I can come that way too.

If you suck my nipples just right.

Oh yeah.

Suck it like you're sucking on a bottle.

Yeah. All of that.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah, you could finger me harder.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Give me a little more.

Yeah.

Give me some more, Jessie.

Come on, you can come again.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, it's good.

Yeah.

Can I spend the night with you?

Are you

getting

sleepy?

I love you.

Jessie, I love you too.

Oh, you're so pretty.

You're so pretty.

You have such beautiful eyes.

So perfect.

Turn it over for me.

Let's see your beautiful eyes.

There you go.

Oh my god.

You're so soft I can't wait to bite you

I'm so tired.

I'm so

tired.

Get your shirt off.

How do I get this off?

It might just be easier to pull up over this way.

Yeah, that's nice.

Lay down.

Lay on your stomach.

Just like that.

I swear...

Touch yourself Show me how you touch yourself

I can't decide if I like your mouth on my breast or my knee on you.

So pretty.

So pretty.

hmm

Mmm.

What are you doing, Joey?

Yeah,

you heard that, please.

I've got blonde hair everywhere, don't worry.

There you go. Just clip nice and hard.

I know, shit.

I've never looked at a cord that closely.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I love you so much.

Wow. I love how her cheeks make out.

I don't know.

I can't take my tongue off of your clit.

It's so hard.

Touch it, touch it, touch it.

Come for me, come for me.

I'm so wet.

You can probably see it dripping.

Holy shit.

Oh, wow.

I'm so fucking wet.

Oh, yeah.

My pants.

Oh,

my God.

Oh shit.

Yeah, please me.

Yeah, there you go.

There you go. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's so wet.

It's so wet.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, that's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's a good girl. Right there, right there, right there.

Holy mug!

Yeah.

Come here, I tell you.

See your beautiful breasts See your beautiful breasts

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, good.

I love you.

I love you.

Mom, I'm really uncomfortable with this. I mean, this scheme really takes the

cake.

I just, yeah, we shouldn't do this.

Sweetheart, why not? It's always worked for us in the past.

What's so different about this time? Because this time you've come up with

the stupidest possible charity.

I mean, what is it?

Colony Collapse Disorder? I mean, I can't even say that with a straight

face.

Colony collapse disorder.

Perfect. Yeah.

Yes, that's it. Yeah, that's it? Okay, so how are we going to sell this?

The bees.

Oh my god, they're disappearing.

And they won't be able to what?

Pollinate. Pollinate the crops.

Right, right. So we won't have any vegetables and nothing to eat.

Yes. Oh, the horror.

Without food.

How are people supposed to survive? Mom, seriously, seriously.

Okay, stop.

Done.

Just your bad mom.

Trying to get me to go... You know I'll make it up to you. Trying to get me to

go scam some poor woman out of her money.

You seem to enjoy it in the past.

Well, I found Jesus.

Okay, that's bullshit.

But still, it's not right.

It's not right.

And added to that, this is... Actually, the dumbest thing I've ever heard you

come up with.

I mean, couldn't you at least come up with the starving children in Africa or

something? We already did that one. Many times.

So? So? We're good at it.

I thought I'd spice things up a little bit for you.

Uh-huh.

Yeah. Sure.

Okay. So, colony collapse disorder.

Right? It's very important that you say it professionally, to say the entire

term.

Don't abbreviate it. None of this.

CCD stuff that you were talking about.

So how are you going to make this worth my while?

What are you going to do? Take me to the spa?

That sounds good.

Yeah? And maybe I'll even get you those jeans you were asking me for last week.

Really? And some new shoes?

Don't push it, little lady.

Don't you push it?

Hmm.

What was it again?

Fine.

And the shoes. And the shoes.

Okay.

Well...

Since I get the shoes, let's go. Let's just do it before I forget.

CCD.

So Hayden, how's Dia doing?

She's doing okay.

She went on a vacation just like a week ago.

Oh.

How's her problems at work?

Are you almost done?

Because our guests are going to be here soon.

Oh,

they're... I don't even know how to pronounce this thing that they're trying

to raise money for. It's like some colony something disorder

or something.

I mean...

You don't have to explain it to me. I can't remember verbatim what it is. It's

probably nothing.

It's probably just pay for my mortgage or something.

It's what?

She's probably just going to use the money to pay for her own stuff. I bet

you she's not even related to these people.

She probably just says she's associated. Okay, I know you're doubting Thomas.

Let's just give them the benefit of the doubt, okay? Let's hear what they have

to say.

Just because I love you, I will.

Thank you. Why, thank you.

You're welcome.

Well, this should be here pretty soon.

Yay.

Can't wait. Come on, perk up.

I'll be nice. I'll be so nice. Be nice, please. I will. Alright.

I don't want you to be moping around here like with a mopey face.

I'm not. I'm not gonna mope. I'll be nice.

Okay, I promise.

Hey, I promise.

Good. I love you. They better not offend me.

What did you say? They better not offend me.

They won't.

Mix your lipstick.

Hi,

welcome. Come on in.

How are you?

Good. You must be... I'm Karina.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. And you're our lovely daughter, Delilah.

Hi. Hi. Come on in. Follow me to the living room.

So, did you have a good drive over here?

Yeah,

no problems finding it?

No, your directions are perfect. Oh, good, good.

You look lovely. I think I haven't been outside today, so I think I'm dressed a

little heavy for the weather.

It's pretty warm out.

Yeah.

Let me see where Hayden is. I don't know why she's not here.

Hayden, I guess you're here.

I don't know where she could be.

Hopefully she'll be here in a second.

Hayden!

Hayden!

Oh, there you are.

Come on in.

These are our guests.

This is Delilah and Katrina.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Yeah, ditto.

Anyway, tell me more about... this cause of yours I'm really intrigued I've not

heard of this one before and I've heard of a lot of causes I mean I donate to

several charities and causes but this one stumped me I just can you explain it

to me a little bit well do you care about the environment yeah of course

great well this is colony collapse disorder

and it's directly linked to our crops our food supply

The honeybees are dying off.

The hives are basically collapsing, and scientists aren't exactly sure why.

With the honeybees, our food supply is at risk.

Oh, okay.

I mean, I have noticed there's been a few around the garden recently.

Well, if we don't have honeybees, there's no crops, so we won't be able to

eat. I mean, they make those variants.

What, sorry?

Think of the vegetarians.

Right. I mean, is this a worldwide problem?

It is. It's very serious.

Wow. I can't believe I've not heard of this before.

Yeah, we stumbled across it.

How did you stumble across that?

It's on the internet. Don't you read?

I don't go on the internet and look for random shit like that.

What's going on in the world?

Don't need to swear, darling.

Well, anyway.

How do you even know? How do you even know that they're involved in it?

Well, because they were on the internet and they can repeat what they read on

the internet.

Yeah, but I take them at the word at it, okay?

Oh, okay.

I mean, I would think you should learn more, you know? I need to get out into

the world and not be so closed in.

Okay, let me go spend half my day on the computer reading stuff. Well, you can

learn a lot from the computer.

That's not experiencing the world. Okay, okay.

Delilah, would you mind coming with me for a second?

No, no.

Just want to talk to you for a minute. Okay.

Out in my room. Sure.

Okay, we'll be right back.

Okay.

Hayden, I understand your reservations.

Yeah, you don't seem very convincing.

Well, please let me convince you.

I wanted to talk to you a little bit about this whole CCD thing.

Okay.

I actually think it's a really good environmental cause to donate money to.

But I have to tell you that I've been scammed before.

Really? Yes, I have.

Wow. By who?

It's not really important, just several people. You're right.

Okay, but I've been scammed before and I've actually run a background check on

you and your mother.

Really? Yeah.

So I'm letting you know.

And I actually found out that the government have been working with the

scientists on this whole CCD thing.

And they fund the scientists, and there's only one other

individual company that takes donations, so they don't do individual

donations. Honestly, it's all my mom. I don't know anything about it. She just

asked me to come along and do the whole song and dance.

Right. I said that I would.

Okay. Because it's really important to her.

Because I found out that your mother has a spotty background in terms of

extortion. I don't know anything about that. You don't know anything about

that? No, I don't know anything about that.

That's her business.

Okay.

I just don't want to be taken on this.

I understand.

I wouldn't want to be either.

Okay. I just wanted to know if you were in on it.

I'm not.

You're not on it.

No, I'm not in on it.

It's her deal, not mine.

Well, how far are you actually willing to go for the bees, then?

For the bees?

For the bees. How far are you willing to go for the bees? What are you willing to

do for the bees that you do believe in?

I believe in the bees, but I mean, I don't know what you would want me to do,

exactly.

You don't know what you want me to do.

Yeah.

How about calling the FBI?

For what?

Why would you do that?

To let them know that you and your mother are here.

What does it matter if we're here?

Because you're doing illegal things. We're not doing anything illegal. We're

asking you for money for a charity. Your mother...

It's extortion. She's trying to do that to me. This is a cause. She's not trying

to extort anything from you. Okay, this might be a legal cause, right, in the

world. It's a legal cause, but it's not something you and your mother should be

doing. And so it's bogus. I already found that out. I told you that. It has

nothing to do with me.

Okay. It has nothing to do with me. But you can't call the FBI.

You can't take my mom with you. I can call whoever I want. No. Yeah. Why would

you do that? I've already talked to some people. Why would you do that?

Because you're here. But you know that...

You know, so... So, I know, but what do you... Okay, what are you trying... Why?

Why would you call the FBI? I just don't... I just don't understand.

Because you're trying to extort money out of me. I'm not trying to extort

anything from you.

Okay, you're not, but your mother is.

But... So, I'm just asking you, what are you willing to do?

What do you want me to do?

What do I want you to do?

I don't understand why you would call the FBI.

Don't. Let's just not do that.

So, okay, well, what are you willing to do then? Just don't call the FBI.

And you will do what?

Whatever you want.

Just don't call the FBI.

Whatever I want?

Whatever you want.

Well?

Yeah. What do you think that means?

I don't know exactly.

Are you going to promise not to get into that again with your mother?

I didn't want to do it this time.

I promise.

Just stay that way, okay?

Okay.

Don't get into any trouble.

I won't.

Mm hmm.

Thank you.

um um

Your turn.

Don't take these off.

Oh my!

Mm.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Put your finger in, your right finger.

Right there.

Keep playing with yourself too.

um um

Hmm.

You should. You should.

You should get it with your panties.

With what?

You should get it with your panties.

Yeah, kinky side, huh?

You're about to ruin the good way.

Mm-hmm.

I love you.

I'm sorry.

Oh, that looks so hot.

Mm.

There we go.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Okay. Like, sitting closer to me isn't going to get me to change my mind.

Well, what can I possibly do to convince you?

Um, how long have you been doing this? Do you know anyone's name who does this?

Who's the director?

How'd it start?

Have those answers?

Absolutely. I've been involved with this project for many, many years.

That's not a number.

Anyone can say many, many years. How many is many? Is that two? Is that none?

Five?

About four years, actually.

Has it even been around for four years?

The epidemic?

Yeah. Oh, certainly.

It started at least ten years ago.

And you guys haven't fixed it yet.

What makes you think you're going to fix it now?

Well, we need your help. We need to spread the word.

That's what I'm doing here today, meeting with you and your mother.

And I do very much appreciate the two of you taking the time to meet with us.

I understand you're probably a very reasonable girl.

You can see that this is a very important issue.

How do I know where the money's going?

If we even were to give it to you?

You can have my word.

Oh, that means so much to not me.

Oh, okay.

It'll go to your car, and then it'll go to nobody, because you probably aren't

even associated with them, are you?

Like, if I called them up and I said, So is this lady, blah, blah, blah.

She related to you. They're like, um, yeah, she doesn't work for us.

What makes you say a thing like that?

What makes you think I won't?

I'm getting the sense that you are really not trusting me.

What have I done to you to make you not trust me?

You just come over here and you ask Magdalene.

The nicest lady in the world for her money to go to some cause that you're

not even associated with.

That's, like, beyond low.

Well, I was invited. It's not as though I arrived unexpectedly.

Yeah, you were invited under false pretense. She thought you were involved

in this great world-saving bee-dying epidemic thing. I am.

What, because you read about it and then you can come collect money?

For it, and then you do what with the money? You bring it home and stuff it

under your pillow?

Or in the bank account, something?

Write it off on your taxes?

No? Um... Whatever.

Hayden, honestly... Oh, no.

Well, what else do you do?

Besides this?

I'm involved in several other fundraising projects.

Do you do any community work, like volunteering?

Absolutely. I volunteer at my local museum.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah, I enjoy it very much.

So it's good to do something for a community.

I feel the same.

They've been in there for a while.

I know. I wonder what they're doing.

Oh, they're having fun.

Well, maybe we should do the same.

Maybe.

How about you leave Maggie alone and try to take her money

and we can have fun.

Okay?

That sounds like a deal to me.

Awesome.

You're getting pretty loud.

Alright. Wanna go to a bedroom?

Sure. Where is it?

It's in the back.

This way.

You lead the way.

Are you sure you're going to leave my Dylan alone?

You don't have to worry about that.

I promise.

It's just hard to believe you.

You mean you already tried to con us?

Well, that's not what I want to do anymore.

You can trust me.

Maybe I think too much.

Don't worry.

They're busy anyhow.

I mean, you must imagine what Magdalene's doing with my daughter.

I'm not sure.

Do you love her?

I do.

Very much.

Are you jealous?

Yeah.

Trying to get my mind around that one at the moment.

Well, they're having fun.

We might as well.

This is nice Just

take

this off

Would you like to lay down?

Be more comfortable?

Bye.

It looks tight and chill.

Oh.

On the other side of you.

Hmm.

Okay.