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I'm in a big hole you left there, isn't it, darling?

Very impressive.

Take your word for it, my head doesn't go that way anymore.

I hope that's not asbestos. Tastes like it. Hold your breath, Connor!

Of course!

It all makes perfect sense to me now.

The hole, the wheelchair, the neck brace.

It was you who fell through the ceiling all along.

What's with the accent?

Oh, he read that method acting book that Charlie gave us and he's decided to live

as Sherlock 24-7.

Watch this.

Oh no, there's been a murder.

Lock the doors.

No one may leave.

The killer may still be among us.

I'll look for clues.

Anyway, I guess that's a wrap on the TVs. I'll call someone to pick them up.

What? No, no, we need them for the show.

Oh, Meatball, we can't afford all those TVs and a new roof.

We can still do the show. It just might need to be a bit more traditional.

So you're firing me now?

No. Well, that's what traditional means. I said tweed jackets and goofy tap

dancing means no more Charlie.

Oh.

Well, I mean, how important are roofs anyway?

Aren't they just kind of nice to have?

Well, we'll freeze to death without one for starters.

So we'll just plug in a couple of heaters. All I'm saying is we need a

little bit more time. We open in two weeks and then...

This show, mum, this show, it'll make enough money for two new roofs.

Please?

Mummy. Oh.

Hashtag Team Summers.

Well, I'm sure it could wait two weeks.

Guys, the titaniums are here. Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Oh.

Nice.

There

it

is. Best musical pizzazz for the Trojan horse, obviously.

Gloria, you've been nominated for Best Original Score.

Congratulations. Oh, that's so exciting. It's totally not overwhelming right now.

Me? Yes!

Well, Connor, Connor.

We're both nominated for this new cover!

That's awesome.

What's a Tata?

Oh, you mean Tata.

Yeah, it's the Tata Amateur Theatre Awards.

I mean, it's basically like the Oscars, the Tonys, the Emmys, the Grammys, all

rolled into one, and then times a cajillion.

Ezra, you got a costume, Mom! I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you, too.

They have to let you into drama school now. Have you heard back yet? No, but I

promise that you'll be the first person that I do.

Hello.

What brings you to these parts?

Your mum.

Oh.

Wow. Classic.

She left this at my auntie's house after book club last night.

She also left her glasses, her wallet, cake tin, and this blush cardigan.

My auntie washed it and sent for me to tell her that the stain came right out.

Guess last night's book club was a real rager. Yeah.

They know how to cut loose.

Oh, I'd better get your number, in case this happens again.

Incredibly brazen.

No, no, um, it's working.

There you go.

Oh, thanks.

Walk you out.

See ya.

Bye.

Parkways, peasants.

Let's see.

Jackie, best actress for Troy, of course. And ha!

There it is. Best director, Adrian Templeton. I'm on the cusp.

Just one flourish away from my portrait adorning the foyer at Her Majesty's.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ezra, why am I being blinded by sparkles right now? Ashley.

Hiya, Charles.

Dreadfully sorry you had to find out like this, but Ezra has made the very

understandable decision to jump ship to Maligned Women of History.

Our classy show is much more aligned with his skill set.

Well, good luck finding enough sequins to cover up your complete lack of

talent.

Good luck finding enough TVs to hide your massively inflated ego. All right,

shall we all just get back to work?

Great idea. Good.

Oh, go.

We're back to square one with Norma, but she's more malevolent this time. I could

have died.

No, we need to focus on... Exactly, now that we know that she died in that

production of the Scottish play, we need that old hymn to send her on her way. We

need you in rehearsal and I need to...

Mum? Coming to rehearsal?

Yeah, I'll be here in a minute, Bean Sprout.

Mum?

You promised you were going to help manage the zoo.

I can't have Adrian do his silverback act today.

Oh, he's a renaissance man, Shortcake. He's all bark, no trousers.

Mum? Get up.

I'll be there in a jiffy.

Promise.

Okay, so, Sherlock has been imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit, and

everyone thinks he's a total monster, but there's nothing he can do about it,

even though he is quite clearly still innocent and obviously still a genius. I

mean, we've all been there, right?

Here now.

Okay,

so, this number is about Sherlock's determination to break out...

and clear his name and get to Reichenbach Falls where he can finally

confront his evil nemesis Moriarty. Questions.

Yeah, I know this is a Victorian prison and everything, but does it have to be

this cold?

Feels like we might actually get tuberculosis.

Like I said, use it. Yes, Adrian.

As fascinating as it is to have a front-row seat at this slow-motion car

crash, might I suggest a wiser use of our valuable time might be to focus on

my song.

Good question. No.

Okay, let's go from the top.

Sherlock, if you could put the camera down and get into jail. Thank you.

Camera? What is a camera?

Okay.

Look, Makaere, I love the commitment, but we are just stepping this through

for ten right now, so you don't need to go full Sherlock.

I don't need to go full Sherlock? Whatever do you mean, Charles?

Unless, of course, you are intimating that I go undercover, adopt an alias,

investigate from the inside out.

You know what? Never mind.

Yes! Yes!

Mia!

Is there anything you'd like to share with the group?

Sorry.

Can I be excused? Doesn't seem like I'm in the scene anyway. I have just given

you another role.

Camera operator number two. As in, like... As in, we can't afford actual

camera operators, so we'll be using cast instead.

Sound good?

Okay.

You got into drama school.

Congratulations,

Mia. Thank you.

But please don't say anything.

I really, really want to tell Ezra first. I won't tell.

All right, everybody.

Let's get into it.

I scoped out other hookup spots, but this drink definitely has the best

vibes. Okay, but I do have work to do at some point. There's a hole... Never

mind.

Oh, sorry.

I didn't realise anyone was in here.

Hang on, what's with the barricade?

You two having an illicit tryst or something?

No, uh, Gloria was just giving me lessons, lessons.

Yeah. What in?

Mouth to mouth?

Oh, please don't tell Charlie. Here it is.

We have money.

First of all, the fact that you assume that I would narc on you is deeply

offensive to me.

Second of all, I'm spilling everything if one of you doesn't help me with this

hint. You, come.

Oh, sold out already?

I know, it was absolute feeding frenzy.

How are the sales for Sherlock going?

Don't answer that. Mum, we are artists, not accountants. Actually, this morning

we sold about 200 tickets.

Well, there we go. That's a start. Yeah, turns out it was someone who'd had a few

too many painkillers, so we did have to refund them. But other than that, we've

sold around 17.

Well, I wouldn't panic yet.

You know, you've still got a few days before opening, right?

Go choke on a whip, Jackie. At least there'll be a crowd there to see me do

it. Oh, all right, enough of you two. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Get out of here.

Come on, I can't do this.

No, come on.

Hurry up.

We are gathered here today to facilitate the reconciliation of

best friends, Charlie Summers.

And Jackie James.

And we will start by saying something nice about each other.

I like your sense of humour.

Oh, that's good.

Like how funny it is, you think? You have the tiniest chance at salvaging the

career you destroyed.

You destroyed?

Shots fired.

Your turn, Popsicle.

I like how you don't care what others think.

That's much better.

Like when your friends can't tell what's more fake, your extensions or your

personality. Charlie! Oh, at least I have friends.

Like, where are your fancy New York friends now, Charlie?

You know, you're just a washed-up narcissist with a chip on his shoulder

who peaked at 11.

She has carved through his defences, dispatching him with her ruthless

eloquence.

Okay, fine.

You win, Jackie.

You win.

Well, now I think we all need some good news. After that, Mia.

Oh, no, no, so sorry. No, I'm just waiting to tell her. There's no need to

be humble, Mia. I'd like us all to take a moment to acknowledge one of the

leading lights of pizzazz who's achieved something truly remarkable today. Our

very own Mia has just gotten into drama school.

And... Not just any drama school, a very prestigious one, I should know, because

I went there, WAPA, the Western Australian Academy of Performing Arts.

Now, Mia may not be the first leading lady of pizzazz to apply there, right,

Jackie? But she is the first to get in, and she only had to try once, which just

goes to show how talented she really is.

Congratulations, Mia.

Not the point of the exercise, Charlie.

Mum, I... That wasn't playing nice.

Jackie? You can't fix this. Gay.

What are you all cheering about? Oh my God, Mia, she just got into drama

school. Isn't that amazing?

Wow.

So cool.

And a one and a two and a one, two, three, four.

We'll run... Clear my name. First marks, everyone.

Sherlock.

You're alone.

Desperate. A pariah.

The whole world hates you.

What are you gonna do about it?

I'm distracted by the silence, I can hear myself think.

What good is a detective when he's hooped up in the clink? And second mark.

I know who did me dirty, no, there's no mystery there.

Now I seek redemption, I gotta get out of here. Good, third mark. No one's

coming to get ya.

Sherlock? No one's coming to get ya.

Sherlock, fine.

No, no, it's coming to get you Gotta clear my name

Break free from these walls Gotta clear my name And head to

the falls I'll defeat him and then I can begin again I'll be outta

here And then I'll clear my name I gotta get outta here And then I'll clear my

Who's Mekhi then?

We

open

and awake!

Uh-oh.

I think we pissed her off.

or something like this happened, Charlie, but don't worry.

I've been making preparations.

Great. Can you find Connor? I think we've blown a fuse.

We've got bigger problems than that, buddy.

We're dealing with a royally pissed poltergeist.

What is happening?

Gloria, sorry, have you seen Mikaide? No, sorry.

Hey, you finished it.

I need to work, but he's on my mind. My focus is shot,

do I leave him behind?

I'm really excited but worried it's moving too fast.

I want...

Yeah.

Obsession Obsession I thought

I couldn't want this more My heart says yes, my

head's not sure Obsession

Who's it about?

Oh, no one.

Nothing. Oh, right.

I should, uh, leave you both to it.

It is beautiful.

Just like you.

Connor, I... I was wondering if maybe we could save the romance for,

like, later.

I just, I don't want to let Charlie down.

sorry no no don't don't apologize i should definitely go sort out the

electrics charlie's probably waiting for me we could maybe have a tiny kiss

though you have no idea how tiny this is gonna be

you are kidding the only

two people in this whole

Stupid company that I need right now and you two are hiding away in here shoving

your tongues down each other's throat I know everyone says this but it's not

what it looks like. I promise I was working on a song It's true. She was I

was just about to go to check the fuse box. Oh, is that what you call it? Well,

don't let me stop you

You

know for a second there I really thought you were interested in making something

great Gloria

I guess I was wrong.

Makai dear?

Are you in here?

I'm not saying the line.

Wow.

I can't believe I'm standing here tonight in front of all of my heroes.

Patty. Angela.

Steven. Okay, Jackie, if you're trying to be mysterious, you've failed.

Everything I've worked for my whole life, this award finally makes it all

worth it.

I get it. My Tony acceptance speech from when I was, what, 14?

So mature.

Little boys from Tauranga aren't supposed to make it big on Broadway.

Well, I guess I showed them.

Oh, did you, Charlie?

I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but...

I don't think it counts as a Broadway credit if the show doesn't open.

I don't have to listen to this.

How did you lock the... You let me out of here!

Oh, were you trapped, Charlie?

How does it feel to know you'll never work in New York again?

You know that's not my fault. Well, it's not your fault that you can't even

direct a bunch of amateurs.

It's not your fault that you fail constantly at the thing that you love

the most.

It's not my fault my best friend betrayed me.

The one person I thought I could trust, nor because I, I, what, I took a song

off you? You brought this on yourself, Charlie.

Or by yourself.

Ezra.

Hey.

Um. Congratulations on your big news. It's... Oh, I am so sorry.

I was going to tell you. I promise I just... It's fine.

I'm so happy for you.

You're all right, buttercup.

He's back!

Finally. On your feet, everyone. Back in the rehearsal room. We have a number to

run. Are you Charlie?

Yes, obviously.

So you're the person who came from that stupid book.

Look at what you've done to him.

He's all weird now.

On the contrary, my dear.

See? However annoying it's been for you, trust me, it's worse for us. I'm taking

him home, and he's staying there until he's normal again. I want my husband

back. What are you talking about? He's our leading man, and we open next week.

Well, then you've got a week to find a new leading man.

This one's mine.

No, you... Cheerio, chaps. Shut up.

What are we going to do, Cupcake?

We've lost our leading man.

No, we haven't.

I'm going to have to do this all by myself.

Well, this should be fun, Doodlebug.

free from these walls gotta clear my name and head to the falls i'll

defeat him and then i can begin again i'll get out of here and then i'll clear

my name i gotta get out of here and then i'll clear