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Um, babe, aren't you supposed to be at work?

Uh... Hey, how are you? It's so good to see you.

Missed you.

You don't get any of that?

No, but like, for real.

You're supposed to be at work, right?

Like, this is serious.

I've decided to play video games with Lana.

Who cares?

Sup?

Alright, let me get this straight.

So... Our roommate that didn't pay rent for the last three months convinced you

that it was a good idea to stay at home playing video games instead, go to work,

so you also don't have money to pay or something?

Hey, we had a deal. What she said, we have a deal.

It's fine.

What deal?

You know, the one where she's figuring it out and we're just helping her out.

She's my best friend.

Come on.

And I'm like, not even really sure if I really want that job anyways.

I'm thinking of starting a new career.

Oh, you're thinking of starting a new career?

Yeah. Doing what?

I don't know, like... I don't know, what could I do? Like, I could do anything.

Taxidermy. I could do taxidermy. I could be an accountant.

You don't even have studies for that.

Like, you cannot be an accountant.

You're a waiter, right?

Just right now.

Everyone's a waitress, waiter when they're like in between jobs, you know?

Everyone, everyone, it's just a transition, you know?

Look, I know, but if you're not going to work, even if you're a waiter, like,

they're going to fire you. They are going to realize you're not at work.

They won't fire me. They need me.

No, they don't. They can't hire anyone else. And you're literally not making

any money without that job.

Look, I'll start looking for another job tomorrow.

Okay?

But why? I mean, you was having a job. What I don't get is why you're not going

to work right now. Because I don't want that job anymore. Duh.

I want to do something different with my life. But we need to pay the bills.

Who cares about bills? You can pay them.

Oh, so I have to pay about your bills and about her bills?

While you sit here playing video games?

You're not, you're not getting it, okay?

Like, I take care of her, and you take care of me, and it's fine.

No, I think I take care of you and her, because she's also not paying shit.

Don't talk to my friend like that.

Yeah, don't you have a trust fund or something?

Yeah, come on.

We didn't, I know you have money.

What are you, just being stubborn? You don't want to share it with us? With me?

I have money, but not to maintain two lazy girls that don't want to go to

work. We are not lazy. She's a very hard worker.

Babe, you're lazy as fuck.

I am doing... I'm literally multitasking right now.

Yeah, I can tell. You're not going to work and playing video games at the same

time.

Not everyone can do this.

Isn't it amazing?

Yeah, it's great.

God, I'm using... I'm using my mind, my body, my hands, my brain is active.

Like, what?

I can make a... Maybe I should start a Twitch stream, okay? Like, I'll be an

influencer or something.

Yeah, except nothing of that is gonna pay the fucking bills.

Oh my god, you're stressing me out.

Fuck,

just let me think.

I can't just come up with something new on the spot of what I'm gonna do with my

life.

I can.

Just, like, go to work.

It would make you so happy if I just went to work, wouldn't it?

Yeah. That's literally what I want.

Well, fine.

All you're worried about is me being able to pay the bills. What if I just

freaking... What if I... Can I just figure it out tomorrow?

Like, I'll go to work tomorrow. It's not that big of a deal.

Except tomorrow you will be fired already.

I've been to work every single day this week. There's no reason why they're

going to fire me.

Yes, because you had to work today and you weren't and probably those tables

are unattended.

Who cares? No one's going to notice. I know for a fact they have that one

little girl there that they had to fill my spot. She steals my tips anyways.

Oh, she steals your tips and that's the reason why you don't go to work? Well,

why would I just go to work so someone can steal all the hard-earned money I

make? Yeah, right?

It would suck to do a hard work and then the money that you make, other people

spend it.

So you think I'm just spending all your money?

I think you both are.

We're not even, we're not spending money right now.

Like with your logic, we'd be spending money right now.

Well, we're living in this house. We have to pay the bills, so technically.

Ugh.

Bills, bills, bills. This is all you care about. Like, your name isn't Bill.

Come on I'm so tired of this like I don't I don't

want to keep paying for like all your things Well So what are you saying? Are

you saying you're like done with me?

You don't want to support me.

No, I didn't say that I just said that I'm tired of you not working and me

having to pay for everything well

Well, I think that if you don't want to support me and my friend while she's

clearly in a transition phase as well, like, I don't think this is gonna work

out between us.

I think we might be done.

What?

You're breaking up with me?

Well, if you're not, you know, if you're gonna make me do all this stuff that I

don't want to do and not be supportive of me, like, I think it might be for the

best. Work?

It's not that big of a deal. Stick your tongue out.

come on i just like i can't if i'm not gonna go to work today i can't like find

a job today too like i gotta think about this no you have to go to work today

you're still on time i'm no i'm not on time i'm like that's good yeah i'm like

10 minutes late already they would never let me in i'm so done with this like

last week it was the same thing you were missing to work you were not

going there

I don't know. I think, honestly, they're going to fire you after that one. Let

them fire me. I don't want to work there anyways.

God, I just need you to support me while I make a change in my life.

Yeah, support you, but, like, when are you going to be in charge of yourself,

of your financial decisions?

Like, you're not living in this house. You have to pay bills.

We got to be for her, too, which she doesn't... She's fine. She doesn't...

Like, look, she doesn't... She's so low maintenance. What... Yeah, like...

Come on!

She doesn't pay for shit and she eats just like us!

Yeah! She needs to eat three meals a day. It's not like... What, do you want

her to starve?

I mean, if she doesn't pay... Come on, she's starving! Look at her, she's

hungry right now!

Yeah, I can tell she's not starving.

Fine, I... Come on, like, I just... You're not being nice about this.

You're not being fair.

Like... You want me to pay for you and for her at the same fucking time? That's

just not fair.

It's fine.

It's fine. I still have money coming in, you know? Like, I'm still gonna have

that last paycheck.

Yeah, and after that one, nothing else. And you don't have any other money

coming in.

But then that's like... You're there, you know? And I'm gonna get a new job.

I'm gonna get a job. I just... Oh, really? What else can you do? You cannot

be a waiter because you're never at work. So what else can you do? I could

serve drinks. I could host.

I could... We already talked about the influencing. I mean, people love my

Instagram. So, like, why couldn't I just do that stuff?

Yeah, they love your 200 follower page for sure.

200 followers that actively comment on everything I post?

They love all my stories multiple times.

Come on, babe. I could make it at least as much as I'm making for my waitress

job on there.

Absolutely not.

You just don't believe in me.

Look, I'm so done with this. I just don't want to be supporting you and your

friend with all that.

Like, it's just childish, you know? It's a nonsense.

What are you saying? You don't want to support me?

Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Then I think I think we might be done here because if you're not gonna support

me and my friend I mean like This is just way too much stress. I guess wait.

Are you like you breaking up with me?

Well, I guess that's what it's gonna be You shouldn't you should have just

supported me

Hey, Jimmy.

How's it going?

Uh, all good.

Um, is Rose here?

No, I don't think so. Why?

Uh, well, as you are her best friend, I was thinking if you can give me, like,

some advice about, like, you know, the whole thing that we had before, the

whole argument.

Mm, yeah.

Look, I get it. I know she can be a little bit wishy-washy at times, but...

I mean, she's your girlfriend and... Yeah, I know, but I mean, she has to

understand that she has to be a little bit more committed, you know, with the

financial situation.

I think if you just approach the situation with compassion and just show

her a little bit more empathy with her situation and she'll come around, I

think.

I think she just needs time, but I get it. I mean, I know it's stressful.

You don't want to be the only one dealing with the bills and everything,

but... Yeah, I mean, I also know I have to be more understandable with her if

she's working in something she doesn't like, you know? I get my part of the

blame, but I just, you know, I want her to get her part too.

Yeah, I think I get that. I totally do.

I mean...

Look, she was talking to me yesterday about, like, some job offer that she got

at another place, and she seemed pretty excited about it, so she's probably

taking steps in the right direction.

You just got to show her a little bit of love, you know?

Yeah, I think that can be it. I don't know.

I feel like I want to make up with her and, you know, be a little bit more

understandable.

yeah because you know she's not a bad person she just have to take more

you know accountability yeah yeah and you guys are really good together like i

think this is just a little bit of a rough patch you've been dealing with a

lot of stress with your work and her work and and it's been tough i totally

get it i think if you just give her a little bit of time and just you know

Listen to her, talk to her, maybe give her some advice.

Maybe that's just what she needs, you know?

Maybe. Uh-huh.

You know, you're actually very wise.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you. I really do try.

It's just that, you know, I'm unemployed and all that, too. But I think I have a

good handle on life, you know?

Yeah, no, absolutely.

You're doing great. I mean, I understand your part. It's just her part is that,

you know, she didn't go to work, but...

So, okay, let's say you were having to talk to her what exact words would you

give her?

Fuck,

how I didn't think about that?

Hi, baby.

Hi. I told you to do the dishes. What the fuck?

They are almost done.

Come here, come here.

I, you know, I would like to apologize a little bit for, well,

everything that we said before and stuff.

I think I have to comprehend more your...

Your part and your career and you know, you want to change a little bit your job

Yeah,

and I guess it's not easy to be in a job that you don't like and

I totally get that you want to play video games and everything.

So yeah, I just I'm sorry for being an asshole

I mean, what else am I going to say? It's okay.

I just don't want to work that job anymore.

Oh, I see. I understand it.

I understand it.

I don't know. I feel like we should maybe work a little bit more on our

commitment.

And, you know, just... I hate when we argue.

I hate when we argue too.

Yes.

You want to give this thing a second chance? Yeah, of course.

I want to wake up with you, baby.

You're the woman of my life.

I would love that, yeah.

I mean, I couldn't imagine, like, I couldn't imagine my life without you,

you know?

Yeah. You're my one.

We're so good together.

It's like...

We're so good together.

Yeah, we just have to work on some things and you know, like seriously I

just need a little bit more support. Well as I look for a new job. Oh, I

understand I understand that and I'm very happy that you know, we could talk

about it and we could make up this thing Me

too, I don't like fighting with you This is much better

But I still, like, I can't believe you didn't get those dishes done.

What are we going to do about that? I was finishing.

Yeah, I mean, like, dude, it was the one thing I asked of you today.

I know, babe, but, you know, I started talking to her, and she helped me to see

better the situation, but it's, uh, we're almost done. No problem.

No, you guys are making really good progress, I think.

like you know you just need to communicate your feelings around the job

change and the dishes and chores you just gotta talk it out and just be

respectful of each other's feelings just really try to hear each other out yeah i

really think that's that's kind of like the problem that we have you know a

communication problem yeah i mean and most couples go through that it's just a

matter of you know learning how to talk to each other

Yeah, but... You're right, babe. You guys are listening to each other now,

you know? Yeah. That's progress.

Just need a little bit of time, a little bit of effort on both sides.

And you'll get it, you know? It'll be great.

Yeah, I really think so. I think so.

Yeah.

Yeah, we can figure this thing out. Yeah.

Aw, I love when I get to play therapist.

Happy to help, really.

You know, I really, I love you guys. It's just, it's, it's tough, you know.

It is tough. In today's world, with, like, so much coming in, like, how am I

just... It's crazy.

With everything, like, you'll see online and everything, it's so hard to stay in

a committed relationship.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it's like social media is fucking up everything. Oh, yeah, it really is.

It's not feasible.

You see something about like, oh, this boyfriend or this boyfriend.

It makes you think like, well, what about mine?

But with good friends, we can definitely, we can figure out any

relationship problem. Yeah, honestly.

It just takes a little bit of work.

Oh, I'm really proud of you guys for working through everything.

It's good. It's really good. Yeah.

Solid communication. I think we can work through it. Solid communication will

get, yeah, seriously.

That's like the biggest piece about a relationship, you know?

Communication, yes. I can help you pay the bills, you know?

Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's going to be really good. You guys are totally going to get

through this.

It's a tough time, you know?

And yeah, there's no reason why I can't find another job, you know?

I can get a new job literally tomorrow.

We'll figure it out.

I'll finish all my job applications.

It'll be fine. I'll have something in the works like tomorrow.

I'll start making those calls.

You guys are going to do great.

Happy to help.

Sure.

So what are you going to do about those dishes?

No. Mm-hmm. You're kidding.

Mm-hmm. Do you think that's why we're going?

Probably. Hi, girls. What happened?

Like you don't know.

No.

Sarah is going to be at the party.

Is that why you wanted to go so bad?

Who's Sarah?

Don't ask. Sarah, your ex.

Oh, she's going to the party?

Oh, she's going to the party? I know you know.

No, I didn't know.

Oh, my God.

We can't go anymore.

We're not going to the party?

No, there's just absolutely no way.

I can't see your ex.

I didn't know he was going.

What do you mean?

I'm just gonna have to freaking see her while we're in this phase of our

relationship?

I don't know, babe.

I mean... It's not a big deal, right? Just tell me honestly. You absolutely

knew that she was gonna be there.

Of course no.

I didn't know that.

You didn't know that?

No. Fuck no.

If I knew, I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't have told you to come, but it's

not... That much of a big deal, is it?

It is such a big deal. You know how I feel about her.

She was like your absolute best blowjob ever, alright?

Like, you told me about it. It was so good. I don't want you to see her

because you're going to sneak off with her.

No, babe. What do you mean? I think you're just making a big drama out of

nothing. I'm not making a big drama out of nothing.

I'm worried about our relationship. We're already on rocky roads.

The last thing you need that I need for you to see is this girl.

And she's so pretty. She's like a freaking 20 out of 10.

She sings and she dances and you just think it's okay to bring me to a party

with her?

Luke. Maybe she was sucking dick better than you and maybe she's more beautiful

than you. Okay.

Wow. You admit it.

But that doesn't matter.

I'm with you now.

I knew it. I knew you thought she was prettier than me.

Pretty fucked up, dude.

You said it.

It's not me.

You didn't have to confirm it.

How good was her blowjob? Better than ours?

No way.

No, no, no. Of course no. That's right.

Tell me how good it is.

I'm... Like a six out of ten.

I don't want to argue with you anymore. Come on.

You're not being serious.

Okay, maybe it was eight out of ten.

Eight out of ten?

That's it?

And you're talking about her blowjob, not mine, aren't you?

Yeah, yours is a solid seven. A solid seven?

How dare you talk to me like that?

This was your whole plan. This was your whole plan. This was all you wanted to

do.

You just wanted me to see Sarah and get jealous from Sarah.

Of course, I didn't know she was coming.

He didn't know she was coming.

I feel like you knew she was coming.

See, even she knows that you knew she was coming.

You're just not a good liar.

And I mean, what did we talk about? Communication.

You shouldn't lie to each other about these things. You should just be honest.

But I'm not lying. I'm being honest.

I just don't believe you.

You're too... No. You're just... You're too hot and she's too hot and...

And two hot people together, just, it's dangerous.

You guys are bound to do something.

But, look, baby, I live with you, I love you, and I'm with you. Like, just forget

about her.

I'm really trying to forget about her, but it's really fucking difficult.

Because, like, she was all you thought about for that whole, like, two months.

Like, what are we gonna do about this?

I guess we're not going to the party.

Damn straight we're not going to the party. I really wanted to go, but... Of

course you wanted to go. Because Sarah was gonna be there.

Your stupid sexy ex.

I can't believe you're even thinking about her right now.

I'm not.

I'm not thinking about her juicy pussy while I fuck.

With you. What'd you say she had?

Juicy pussy?

Juicy pussy.

He thinks she has a juicier pussy.

Yeah, that's pretty problematic, man.

That's problematic?

We just went over all this communication stuff in our relationship for you to

talk about her pussy like that?

I mean, it was nice.

Has he given you reasons in the past to make you not trust him?

Well, this one especially.

It's just, it's always stuff like this.

Do you lie to her a lot?

Is that like a problem you have?

I'm not lying to her. Like, I never lie to her.

Then why didn't you tell her Sarah was coming? Why did we have to find out from

our friend Matt?

Because I didn't know.

At least Matt's honest with us.

Yeah,

good luck trying him to pay for you.

For everything.

Matt loves me. For the meals.

For your friend.

For the food. Matt loves us.

Yeah, he's like a super rich tech bro anyways.

Yeah.

He's got it in the back, okay? You don't have to worry about him. I bet he's

fucking off fucking your ex right now, so.

How does that make you feel?

Nah, you're not gonna do that.

Damn straight I'm gonna do that.

I mean, you could always fuck Sarah.

How would that make you feel if I just went and fucked Sarah?

Horny.

Well, what would you do if me and Lana fucked Sarah?

Yeah. Joanne.

Oh. You can't be having fun with... Oh, you can't be having fun with this.

It's so unfair that you think you can get away with this in our relationship.

Well, I'm glad you guys are communicating at least.

Even if it's a little...

Aggressive. Trying, but he makes it so hard.

You see? I see some improvement.

We're communicating.

Improvements in our relationship.

My god.

Maybe I'm just some big joke to you.

You're getting somewhere, you know?

Is that all it is? It's just some big joke to you, our relationship?

I think you can just think about other girls when you're with me.

I'm not thinking about other girls.

You can't be thinking about any girls.

No.

I'm not thinking about my ex or her really nice ass.

Or her really juicy pussy.

And you're squeezing my ass as you're thinking about this?

Yeah, that's crazy. No, I'm not doing that.

It's crazy.

No. Jimmy, you're crazy.

God, I'm just so angry with you. I can't believe you would put me in this

position.

You're so willing to, like... Make me feel like the jealous girlfriend?

No, babe, I'm not... I don't think you're jealous.

Well, I'm clearly acting like it.

God, I need somebody to take my mind off of this.

I can be a little distraction here and there.

It's good to include your friends sometimes in these conversations,

because they can give you, like, an unbiased point of view.

Yeah, we really appreciate you, Lana.

Anytime. I don't know what I would do without my best friends.

Same. Aw, I love you guys.

I love you too, Lana. I'm so mad at him.

And honestly, I think that Sarah girl's pretty chopped.

She's fucking chopped as shit.

Yeah. A choppleganger for all I care. She is a choppleganger.

I'm pretty sure she has like a botched chin implant too.

You like a girl with a chin implant?

I know. I bet her tits are fake too.

That ass you like so much, that juicy pussy.

Probably fake.

I don't know.

Maybe. How don't you know? You dated her for like a year.

It was two months.

God, what don't you know about me?

I will say I kind of like her BBL though.

What? I don't know. I think I would look at the BBL.

Oh my god.

A good BBL.

I wonder who she went to.

She took a trip to Turkey.

She did go to Turkey.

And you were talking, oh my god, I feel so stupid. You were telling me about

your friend going to Turkey.

You didn't say it was Sarah.

Well, because if I tell you it was Sarah, you will get mad, just like right

now.

I'm justifiably mad.

Maybe she got hair implants.

I hope she got hair implants on her chin.

No, I think it's good that you guys are talking it out, though.

You know, it's okay to be mad at each other.

You know, you're not going crazy right now anyways. You're not yelling that

much. I feel like I'm going crazy. No, as long as, you know, we communicate and

we can talk about it, it's all fine.

Everything's going to be fine, baby. Don't be so dramatic.

It's all good.

Dramatic? I'm not being dramatic.

Well, maybe a little bit.

It's okay.

I am not being dramatic.

You know how I feel when you tell me that I'm being dramatic.

Why would you even say that word?

Well, you said it, so you kind of recognize it.

God, this is why he pisses me off. You're kind of gaslighting her.

You're kind of gaslighting me right now.

No, I'm not.

My friend just said you're gaslighting me, so I think you might be gaslighting

me. You sound crazy.

I don't know, but I feel like I'm definitely being gaslit.

I don't even know what that is.

Maybe he has BPD.

Do you have BPD?

What? No. Do you just like get off on line to me and then being like, well, I

don't know why.

I don't have BBL.

What's that?

He doesn't have a BBL.

Yeah, we can tell, buddy.

What is this?

Don't worry.

You don't have a BBL.

We know that.

You're not the one that went to Turkey with Sarah.

I think actually Matt was the one that went to Turkey with Sarah.

Oh, that would make sense.

His hair did look a little bit fuller when he came back.

Oh, so he got the hair implants.

Maybe you should start seeing a therapist.

Us?

Yeah, we can go the three of us all together.

Yeah. I would only go to couples therapy if Lana comes with us.

Yeah, definitely.

I'm happy to come with.

She's very helpful.

I don't know if our relationship would have survived without her.

Yeah, she doesn't pay for the bills, but she's very helpful.

Yeah, I still do things.

Yeah. Our deal was she doesn't have to pay for the bills.

Duh.

She's here to bill. She's figuring things.

Don't even. We already thought about that.

Yeah, it's true. It's true. It's true. We don't come to previous problems.

God, I just, I really wish you had told me that Sarah was going to be at this

party. But I didn't know. How am I going to tell you if I don't know?

Because you can figure it out.

Sarah's in this group of friends of yours.

Yeah, but she's not coming to every party.

I think it was the first party she came in the last, I don't know, year?

When we were together, she was never going to parties.

Probably because you guys were too busy fucking.

Yeah, correct. We were too busy fucking all day.

Don't tell me the truth.

This is the one time I don't want to hear the truth.

But do I lie to you or do I tell you the truth?

Tell me the truth now that we're in a relationship. But everything that

happened before with another girl, I don't want to know about.

Okay, so I lie to you about the past and I tell you the truth about the present.

Yes. Yeah, every girl's pussy sucks. Okay, that makes sense.

Didn't you and Sarah break up because you cheated on her? How do we know you

won't cheat on her?

No, she didn't break up with me because of that.

You're going to cheat on me, aren't you? No.

Matt told you that he was going to cheat on me?

Matt told me. Baby, I would never fuck any other woman that is not you.

How can I believe you? You know.

How can I believe you?

Well, because since we're together, I have never fucked anyone that is not

you, babe. I can't believe you said her pussy was tighter than mine.

No, I didn't say that, babe. You did say that. And Jaycee. I said it was juicy,

but not more than yours.

You said her pussy was juicier than mine. No, yours is the best.

Like, by far.

I bet you're thinking about her right now.

No, I'm not.

I'm just thinking about you. I promise.

I feel like this is really productive.

We're talking.

Yeah.

You're doing pretty good, in my opinion.

You know, progress. I really want to forgive him.

See, look at that. She really wants to forgive you.

Yeah, I wanna for... I mean, I wanna be forgiven.

Yes.

I'm just scared to forgive him, because what if he goes running back to Sarah?

No, I would never do that.

Slimy bitch.

Well, I really hate fighting with you.

Maybe we should just go to the party and jump Sarah.

If we did go to the party, what would you do if you saw her?

Uh, nothing. I will not talk to her. I'll ignore her for the whole night.

What if she came up to you and started talking to you? Would you let her? Would

you walk away?

Like, what's your plan of action?

I will tell her that I have a new girlfriend and not talk to her for the

whole night.

Oh, that's good.

Pretty satisfying answer.

It's pretty okay.

Yeah. I guess I can accept it.

If I see you talking to her, though, I'm going to kill her.

Yeah.

You guys are doing good. I really think so.

I think everything's going to be just fine.

I mean, look at us.

We're all comfortable and happy again.

This is what good communication does.

This is a healthy relationship.

I think so.

You guys talk things out. Yeah, this is how healthy relationships look, you

know? Yeah. It's not about never fighting. It's about always making up.

Yeah, exactly.

You know, you talk about your insecurities, you get your reassurance,

you snuggle, you make up, and you move on to the next thing.

Whatever that next thing is, I'll be ready for it.

That's what it's all about.

Think I could get a little more of that?

You want to share with me? Yeah, just a little bit would be nice. I guess so.

Yeah. I mean, you helped us so, so much. It's the least I could do.

It's the least we could give you, honestly.

We're doing really good.

You're amazing.

I think we're doing really good.

Yeah. No, we're killing it. We're killing it.

You and me just have a lot to discuss.

Mm-hmm.

I want to talk about...

Sarah and how you don't think my pussy is juicy.

Yeah, that was pretty fucked up. That was pretty fucked up. That was pretty

fucked up. No, I didn't say yours was not. I said hers is.

It's not that bad, is it?

It's not that bad.

I guess other girls can have juicy pussies too.

Yeah, I think so.

Fine.

If it has to be like that.

Uh, uh.

looking forward to going to this party with you guys.

I mean, we could still go.

Not that you guys are made up.

We could have our own party, too.

What if we just invited everyone else here except for Sarah?

Yeah. And fuck Matt, because he told us.

He knew I'd

be upset.

I wonder if he was trying to piss you off.

What if she wasn't even going?

What if she's mad at me?

Yeah, I think he has made it up.

Matt just loves to see us fight.

Maybe Matt has feelings for you and he's trying to break you up.

That wouldn't surprise me, honestly.

Oh my god, ew, Matt.

Yeah, I think he definitely wants to fuck you.

I would never fuck Matt.

I think whatever-

we do tonight, it'll be better with just the three of us.

Just the three of us fixing our couple relationship problems.

As long as we can do anything.

Aw,

you guys are so nice to me.

Well, yeah.

Duh. You're so nice to us.

You've witnessed all our fights.

Just happy to help.

Happy to help.

Such a good friend.

Thank you.

That's some good helping right there.

I just like to be useful.

Come on, give her a hand.

She's being so helpful. Yeah, that's better.

She takes all of our problems.

I'd never want some fake bitch like Sarah to be able to break us up. Oh my

God, she would never be able to. You guys are just so strong together.

You have such a deep connection.

Super, super deep.

Super deep.

Yeah, we're like the strongest couple ever.

Yeah, honestly. Super deep.

You guys should write like a self-help book for couples.

Babe, I've actually been thinking about this.

Yeah. We could call it, like, the path to forgiveness or something.

Yeah, it would be a good source of income to pay for the bills.

Exactly.

I'd buy it.

Lana would buy it.

For all those bills, bills, bills, bills we have to pay.

I'm sorry I'm crazy, babe. I just want to have the juiciest pussy.

I got really jealous.

You have the juiciest pussy, babe. If we're going to go to the party, I first

have to cum in this party.

You have to cum in this party?

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess he's right.

He's pretty right.

That's fair. If we're going to have any time to get ready.

Yeah. No, we should.

Let's show up to the party with the cum.

Make Sarah super jealous.

Yeah. That's a great idea.

Come on, give her a load so we can go to this party.

We need to make Sarah super jealous.

Thanks, babe.

Give her the rest. Give her the rest. She wants it.

There we go.

There we go.

Look at us.

Getting along already.

Aw, you guys.

No, I love us. We're so healthy.

Well, should we get ready for this party?