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You can look all over this great big world, you can look down every street,

in every bookstore, on every dance floor, at every girl you meet.

You can drive out to California and chase down all your dreams.

I know you'll find someone beautiful, but you'll never find

me.

You have to eat.

Do we have to do this every day?

Colonel, come on. We've played this game, all right?

Just take one bite on your own. I'll do it your way. Any way you want to. Let's

just make some progress.

picture of Owen.

He's the cutest little boy, wasn't he?

And oh my gosh, he loved that bear.

I had forgotten that he played football.

Oh my gosh.

And a picture of Mom.

Look how beautiful she looks.

What was the occasion?

You know what? I really want to help you, but you're just making this

impossible.

You know what? I'm going to go to my beach party.

And when I get back, I'm going to get in my car and I'm going to follow you down

the street because you will take a walk today.

You know, I thought you were a lot of things, Colonel.

But Quitter was never one of them.

Until now.

That was our fifth anniversary.

So, Jess, you picked a great time to take a business trip.

This is a slice of heaven.

These days are exactly why we live here.

Hey, I'm going to grab some chips or something. You want to come with me?

Yeah.

Okay, come on.

Let it fly, baby. Let it fly.

Child, if they were any cuter, it would be a crime.

Child, go ahead and lock them up. They are ridiculous.

They're so cute.

I can't take it.

Okay. Gina?

Gina!

Hey, it's you.

Oh, my gosh!

What are you doing here?

Is that yours?

Yeah. What the hell is that?

That's my attempt at making a very important social statement. Cleverly

disguised, I think, in male bravado with that lingering fragrance of french

fries. Excellent.

You're still funny, aren't you?

I have to go to this party.

Have to, but I would love to catch up.

Be here all week. Tell your friends.

Okay. Bye.

I'll see you.

So, who's going to Annie's gallery opening?

Oh, we wouldn't miss it.

I am really nervous.

Why?

The whole evening is about you.

I mean, that sounds like heaven to me. No, that does not help me at all.

Stop it. You're going to be sensational.

And the photographs speak for themselves, right?

Right. And you're going to be surrounded by people who love you. Yes.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hi. In detail?

Yeah. Anybody else in the appellate?

Hey.

Hi.

How's the colonel?

The colonel? You know, refuses to move.

Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore. I'm out of ideas.

Well, you'll figure it out.

You're the smartest person I know.

How's everything going with the gallery opening?

Great. Yeah?

I was there yesterday. I just wanted to check everything out, and the setup is

really great.

And, Gina, thank you so much for having the after-party at your house.

I'm happy to do it.

To both of you.

How's it going with your father?

An exercise in futility, honestly.

Oh, dad?

Yeah. Yeah, that was a surprise. Right?

I think you're doing a real tough thing. I think at the end of the day, it's

going to be worth it.

I hope so.

Who invited him?

Gaia? I don't know, but I can't believe you showed up.

Well, well, well, Miss Sammy the World Traveler. You seem to be everywhere.

Van? What's up, man? What are you doing here?

See, you met my family.

Your family?

Yeah. It's my cousins.

Owen and Gina.

Wait,

you're related?

Wait, this is the guy I was telling you about.

Yeah. And he volunteered at the kitchen, too.

That's right.

Wow. How are you guys doing? It's been a while. It's a while? It's been like five

years?

About.

Wow.

Wow, the small world, huh?

Wow. I know, it's crazy.

Well, this is just a coincidence.

Yeah.

That's right.

That's a coincidence.

You love birds? Hi, sweetheart.

Hi there.

As much as I'd love an hour more of this, I'm going to go catch some surf

before the waves die.

You need anything?

No, just you.

God,

I love a man in a suit.

He ripples.

He does ripple, even I noticed that.

I'm learning to live on the moment.

I like him.

I'm really happy for you, Aunt Jane.

Thank you. And I think that's an excellent plan.

Why? God, yes.

What a spectacular view.

The ocean view is not bad either.

So, Jess, have you been having a good time here in Venice, or has it been all

work and no play? Oh, I have had plenty of fun.

And I just love this weather.

Jess is here helping us on the new spa project.

I'm going to be here for a couple more weeks, and, well, seeing it's raining in

London, I don't mind working around the clock. Oh, plenty of time to get in

trouble.

Speaking of trouble, your internet friend is cute.

Yes, he is.

So listen, I took your bite.

Coffee became dinner.

And Michelle is kind of sweet.

So we'll see.

Well, you deserve it. You have been single way.

Who lost? Look who's talking.

Okay, now, I went on a date.

I'm just really into my work right now. I'm very inspired.

Ooh.

You have to be careful.

No, inspiration can be a tricky thing.

Okay, one, I decided to be inspired and go hand gliding, and I ended up in a

tree. You know what I'm just saying.

I'm just saying.

Ooh, ooh, ladies.

Speaking of inspiration.

I'm about to go get inspired right now.

Okay, you know you should be ashamed. You should be ashamed.

You are naughty.

Don't hurt nobody.

He's never moved that fast before in his life.

Ever. Really?

Point out, right?

Yeah.

You know what we need?

What's that? More cerveza.

Always. Okay, let me go get it.

I'll never turn that down.

I'll get it.

I got it. Are you sure? Yeah.

All right. Okay.

Hurry back.

How long have you known her, Owen?

For a while.

She's great.

Yeah. She's all right, huh?

Yeah, she's all right.

Listen,

I didn't mean to come off weird or anything. I was just surprised when you

guys had already met and, you know, caught me off guard.

That's cool.

The past is the past, man, right?

That's right. Yeah.

Water under the bridge. Water under the bridge. Yeah, all that stuff.

All that.

You want to play some ball or something?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, let's play. Why not?

Let's get after it. Let's do it. All right.

You know what,

guys? I think they want an audience.

Oh, yes. All right. Come on. Come on.

I'm game.

Let's go. Come on.

Hey.

Hey.

Owen, what are you doing? This is supposed to be a game. It was an

accident. You all right, bro?

Okay, I'll be fine.

He needs some ice. I'm going to take off.

See you.

Later.

Sorry, man. It was an accident.

You did that on purpose.

It was an accident.

Hey. Great party. It is, huh?

Mm-hmm.

You want some water?

Here.

No, I'm fine.

I'm perfect.

You know, Annie seems really happy.

And I think that has a lot to do with you. So, thanks.

Thanks, Gina.

You know what? She's crazy about you, and I'm really glad that you and I can

make this work.

Me too, really.

You know if you hurt her, you're going to have to answer to me.

Hey.

I thought I'd come by.

Explain today.

Okay.

Just don't analyze me.

Van, I don't know what's going on between you and Sammy, but you are

playing with fire. I just ran into her a few times. That's all.

I thought you wanted to mend the fences between you and Owen. This is not the

way to do that. Look, I'll apologize to Owen, okay? I am seriously not trying to

start something, Mom.

Really? Yeah.

I'm not the same person I was before.

I'm not the same person I was before.

I really want to believe that.

Great.

You know, what's the point?

You never had any faith in me. No, no, no, stop kidding yourself, Mom.

Ever since Aunt Katie died, Owen and Gina, Gina and Owen, always. I cannot

win with you. It's ridiculous.

Dan. No, seriously.

You know, forget I stopped by. Forget I said anything. I'll see you later.

You aren't kidding. We've been here all day. Yeah, of course. Here, have a seat.

Thanks. How was your party?

Interesting.

You want some, uh, you know, that stuff?

Oh, shit. Yeah, don't drink it too fast.

So what's it been, 20 years?

Yeah, time she does fly.

Yeah, she does.

How's your family?

Ah, cancer took dad to five years ago now, ma.

Still queen of the country club, so I don't see her much.

How is my favorite colonel?

Oh, cranky as ever.

He actually has a stroke.

Oh, hell no, not him.

Oh, no, he's lucky. He'll live if I don't kill him first.

Still butting heads, huh?

You could say that.

I will never forget when he walked in on us having a little party. Oh, my God,

the business trip that ended a day early.

Yeah, and poor little Owen. Remember how drunk he got? Yeah, yeah. You convinced

the colonel that it was food poisoning.

Oh, my God, you could do no wrong with him.

I mean, he even bought that ridiculous story of us celebrating your college

acceptance letters with all the empty beer bottles lying around.

I do love your old man.

He loves you, too.

I thought you were in Florida.

I was, but living on a college campus, teaching the same thing year after year,

I was no longer inspired, so I'm sure it wasn't inspiring for the students.

So I packed up and been camping around the country for a while.

In your van? Oh, yeah.

You know, getting in touch with nature, contemplating my next move.

What about your wife?

Divorced. Almost ten years now. We make better friends.

And you?

Who's the lucky guy?

I'm not seeing anybody right now.

You know, I'm sorry to do this, but I actually have to go back to the colonel.

Oh, okay.

And help him.

How do you get out of this thing? He's stuck.

All right.

It's really good to see you.

You too.

Take care.

me away.