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You can look all over this great big world, you can look down every street,

in every bookstore, on every dance floor, at every girl you meet.

You can drive out to California and chase down all your dreams.

I know you'll find someone beautiful, but you'll never find

me.

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

We need a sleepover with Owen.

Oh, yes.

We can pry him away from Sammy. I know. He's so happy. I know. He is.

It's all coming together for him. The movie and the love.

Are you okay?

I've been thinking about Katie a lot lately.

It just seems like every time I turn a corner, I...

It reminds me of things we did together.

Well, you know, her birthday is coming up.

I sometimes wonder what life would be like if she were still here, you know?

She'd be proud of us.

The Colonel would be a dad instead of a Colonel. Okay, the answer is simple to

that one. Yes, she is proud of you.

And she sees what incredible people you and Owen have become.

And she would have kicked the Colonel away.

She was the kindest, sweetest, loveliest person in the whole world, unless you

pushed one of her buttons or messed with her family.

Speaking of which, how the hell is he? He's a pain in the ass.

And exhausting. And I swear, I don't even know how Owen and I were born.

He was a different person than he was with her. Really, no, seriously.

He adored her.

Actually, like, worshipped her.

He'd giggle at her lame joke.

No, giggle. Like...

I swear. You've told me that. I try to see it. I really try to see that person,

but I can't. I can't. He's pig-headed. Oh, he can't help it. It's genetic, for

God's sake. His father was. He is.

It's very possible one of his children.

Oh, don't you even compare me to him. I haven't had a drink yet. Okay. Listen,

you have to understand how difficult this is for him.

He's a proud man.

He's a decorated war hero, admired by his peers, and he can't even make a

sandwich by himself.

Add that to the fact that he has to rely on a daughter, that he has a tenuous

relationship with at best. Hey, that would be his choice. Okay, I know, baby,

but listen to me.

My point is, you know, maybe you could use this as an opportunity to meet in

the middle.

I'm not falling for that.

Hmm?

I don't know.

I'm just talking.

So you do this every week, huh?

I do. I love it.

There's some interesting stories around here.

I bet there are.

Speaking of interesting stories, how's the book coming along?

I'm loving that, too. Makes me want to get on a plane.

Well, then do it.

So says Mr. Daredevil.

It's called spontaneity, my dear. You should try it sometime.

You should try volunteering more often.

Be careful what you wish for.

I have a date. It's getting late.

Oh, that's funny. I have one, too.

So I guess I'll see you then, right?

Good job.

Hey. Yeah?

Thank you for helping today.

You're welcome.

You're not going to break me, old man. You're not going to break me.

Halfway. That's all I need. Meet me halfway.

Hey there.

Thought you were meeting me at my place like an hour ago.

Already left you a couple messages, which you know I love to do.

Okay. Call me when you can.

Guess what I have for you today?

Sue. Who doesn't love Sue?

So I thought today we would work on the mobility of your fingers.

No, we're not.

Yes, we are. I think it's how quick you're going to be able to flip me off.

Won't that be exciting?

We're starting slowly, but we are starting.

I don't need your help.

Besides, this isn't food. I want a burger.

I want a burger. Burger?

You know, Colonel, you have to start eating and doing what the doctors tell

you to do.

Okay?

Come on. I know you don't like your diet.

I don't blame you.

But you have to eat.

The quicker you start eating and following orders, the sooner I get out

of your hair.

Those look delicious.

What are they?

Empanadas. Secret family recipe passed down generations.

They smell amazing.

I love that.

You know, I don't think my family has any of those.

You know what? I take that back.

Our tradition, the wild hamburger.

It's Burger King.

Okay, not as special as yours, but still.

Really special because they take forever to make. And my mom used to say that

every time you see one of these, a kiss is trapped inside.

I'm so nice.

You are a fantastic cook. Yeah. Well, you're like a little man.

Look at the baby.

I clean up.

That's so much better than a napkin.

You know what?

I think we should open up another bottle of wine.

And take this party to the living room. Let's just skip on it.

I'm going to go.

Fucking aura.

That time I lost my aura was when that asshole ran off with a dirty gank hoe

bitch.

It's Katie's 30th birthday.

John planned a surprise party for tonight.

He drives me fucking crazy.

Still does.

But he does love my baby sister.

The kids have a skit planned.

God, she loves us too, and they adore her.

How much better could it get?

What an amazing woman she's turned out to be.

I'm surprising her with tickets to the Grateful Dead.

It was the first concert I took her to for her 16th birthday.

The Deadhead Sisters.

I still have the tie-dyed shirts.

I think I still have those.

I think we'll skip the cheap wine this time. She threw up right after we met

two really cute guys.

Oh, Santa Barbara, here we come.