Original subtitles

I'm Nihal Singh.

I've only been in Canada for three days.

And in these three days,

three drug cartels,

two gangsters,

and the entire Canadian police force are after me.

But I'm not to blame for this mess I'm in.

My own villagers are.

The ones who've had it out for me from day one.

Oh, Nihal...

you've robbed us blind!

Damn you, Nihal! May you be left with nothing!

Did you get anything?

Nihal's phone is switched off too!

He's obviously on the run!

He's not going live to tell everyone he's running away!

In a case like this, the whole family goes into hiding.

Hiding? I'd squeeze money out of dead bodies if I had to.

Nihal is nothing in comparison! How dare you say that!

- Come on, let's go then! - Let's go!

I was going to get lenses for my eyes!

You idiot, you've darkened my whole world!

Khalsa belongs to Lord, Victory belongs to Lord.

The entire village is hereby informed that

Nihal's company has fled with our money!

Come on, everyone, gather up.

Where are you going?

Shave my beard first.

He's cleaned us out, and you're worried about your beard?

- Come along, I'll shave it there. - Just hear me out.

I knew it! I always suspected

this boy would never return our money!

You are not alone!

Today, my heart finally feels at peace.

Let's go!

Standing here and discussing won't get us anywhere.

Come with me if you want your money back.

- Right, Uncle? - Yes, yes, come on, come on!

Let's go, everyone.

How much did you put in?

15,000.

Walk slowly, or you'll end up spending more on your treatment.

[indistinct overlapping chatter]

Mom, Nihal's company has taken off.

That's why I finally feel at peace.

But we didn't invest in his company.

What does this have to do with us?

Wherever Nihal is involved,

we're involved too.

- We should talk to the Headwoman! - Yes.

Let's go pay her a visit.

Let's go, everyone.

- Come on out, Headwoman. - Give me two minutes.

- Greetings. - I'll give you a french cut.

Yes?

Headwoman...

Your nephew Nihal has run away with our money!

- Yes! - Right!

Wow!

You think this is a joke?

- We lost our money. - Yes.

You should come with us.

- Yes! - Right!

- Yes. - Let's go, Mom.

Villagers are asking for help.

Help? What?

Come on, let's go!

We won't leave his house

- until the money is returned. - Let's go.

You can thrash him only if you get the chance.

Where is he anyway?

Bloody criminal!

A convoy of cars comes loaded with bags of cash,

Riches follow the Jatt's swag.

No need to keep searching high and low,

Flags bearing my name fly's everywhere I go.

I've left the biggest big shots tongue-tied,

This young Jatt has...

This young Jatt has stunned the world worldwide.

This young Jatt has stunned the world worldwide.

I've sworn to spend my whole life with you, girl,

This Jatt has given you his word.

This young Jatt has stunned the world worldwide.

This young Jatt has stunned the world worldwide.

Mr. Nihal.

Welcome to Canada, sir.

- Thank you. - Congratulations, Mr. Nihal

for featuring on Forbes Business Magazine.

It's okay. Thank you.

Where's Loni?

I'm sorry, sir. Mr. Elon Musk is ten minutes late.

He's preparing himself

to take some business lessons from you.

What lessons will he learn anyway?

The guy has no respect for time!

Anyway... I'm getting a call from Trump.

Yeah, Trumpy!

Come over to the motor, I'll feed you corn rotis with saag.

I aim for the biggest game,

A Jatt, girl, always lives up to his name.

My tone is rough, but I am not rude or rash,

I just want my pockets loaded with cash.

From pennies to rupees, then lakhs in my score,

Look how this Jatt climbed all the way to crores.

Don't mistake suspicion for fear,

I've settled scores with those who dared come near.

The king of Jatts wears the seal of his crown with pride,

This young Jatt has...

This young Jatt has stunned the world worldwide.

This young Jatt has stunned the world worldwide.

I've sworn to spend my whole life with you, girl,

This Jatt has given you his word.

This young Jatt has stunned the world worldwide.

This young Jatt has stunned the world worldwide.

Call Loni again!

I've got a meeting with Trump coming up too. Got it?

Nihal! Oh, Nihal!

Stop talking to yourself? Have you gone completely off the rails!

You idiot, you never let me get anywhere in life!

You're never on time!

Come on!

Brother, there's a full-on crowd at your house.

Your company has fled with our money!

It's not some tea stall they can just pack up and run away with.

How would I know about your company? You should know! Check it!

Oh no! They really have run away!

Thank God I came here!

If the villagers had gotten here first,

you wouldn't even have had a chance to wake up!

Did you come here to give me courage, or scare me?

I just came to deliver the message.

Whether you want to be scared or not is up to you.

People like you walk around with dung cakes in your hand,

scaring people, saying,

"I've got a bomb in my hand! A bomb!"

Brother, this is something to be scared of!

Yes!

Hello?

Hello, Nihal? Where are you?

Come home!

The whole village is gathered here at the house!

They're saying you ran off with their money!

Mom, they can't stand seeing your son rise like this.

Son, come home quickly!

I'm on the way.

You just keep them talking till I get there!

I'll get there and service their sticks!

Do you people have any proof?

Come on, everyone. Show her the receipts.

- Look at this! - Here's the proof!

- Look at this! - Here's the proof!

You think we are bluffing?

We've brought the receipts with us!

You think we are lying?

- Give us our money back. - Yes.

Quiet.

Listen.

Don't you people know how to speak?

You're standing in a Sardar's house,

not some pauper's.

Look over there.

A Sonalika tractor as tall as a building!

The woofers blast so hard that they make everyone's heart jump!

He's got expensive speakers installed!

Look over there!

A buffalo worth 125,000!

Looks new.

There's a cooler worth 15,000 to 20,000 standing right there!

Leave it, I'm going to take the cooler with me.

- Who are you? - Mother! I'm taking the cooler.

It's my right! Move back!

[indistinct overlapping chatter]

Hey!

Look at them!

What are you all doing?

What's this commotion about?

Son, do you see what the villagers are doing?

- Taari, see how they've looted my house! - I'm taking it!

If they could, they'd even take the bricks off the walls.

Let go of it, girl. Let it go.

Son, we heard Nihal had a son!

We've all come to congratulate you!

So tell me, when are we throwing the party?

Uncle, I know exactly where you're coming from!

You'll only stop when I put sweets in a brown envelope!

Taari! Shut the door!

- Don't let anyone leave! - Stop it!

Run!

He's hitting me!

No, Nihal! Enough, enough, son, enough!

- Nihal! - Run, Dad!

Taari, leave it! Leave it! Leave it open!

It's tied up...

I thought a cow had gotten loose somewhere!

So Uncle, where were we?

At your service, son.

We humbly request that the money be returned with everyone's mutual consent.

What kind of mutual consent involves threatening people with sticks?

Huh?

Look, the company fled.

I didn't!

Here stands the Jatt!

Here stands the Jatt, everyone!

Here stands the Jatt!

Whether the Jatt stands or falls flat on his face,

that's none of our concern.

Just return everyone's money!

Yes, yes, we want the money!

Return our money!

- We'll take the buffalo otherwise! - Return our money!

- Return our money! - Yes, yes, return it!

You'll run away with our money?

We're not letting you off that easy!

- You'll run away with our money? - The company's calling!

Answer it! Answer it!

- Yes, Simmi! - Hello, sir.

Where have you run off to?

These useless villagers have been sucking our blood dry!

Sir, this is not Simmi.

This is Sweety speaking from Tourist Company, Chandigarh!

I don't care whether you're calling from Canada, America, or Japan.

You people have run away and

these villagers have turned us inside out!

Sir, I'm not calling from Japan. I'm calling from Chandigarh!

Hello, sir, can you hear me? Sorry!

I don't want your apology.

They won't forgive anybody.

These are some seriously rotten people.

Just look at their faces. They look like monsters!

- A bunch of shady two-bit crook! - Sir, sir, I wanted to tell you that

your number has been selected in our lucky draw.

Our company promises you a double holiday package.

Buy one, get one free!

Double?

- Double? - Yes, yes, sir, absolutely.

- Say the whole thing again, nice and loud! - We have doubted them for no reason.

Yes, sir. Our company promises you double profit!

Enough!

Simmi...

That's enough information for today. Have a good day.

- Double. - Double.

Double.

Double.

- Look, Taari, - Let's go.

how little these villagers trust us.

And here I am thinking about helping them out.

No need to double their money.

Just slap every penny they put in right across their faces.

Son...

Nihal, my boy.

I've been telling my husband

that my nephew couldn't possibly run away with anyone's money.

But he never listens to me!

You haven't lost your money.

- You haven't. - Yes, yes.

Now go. Why are you standing around?

- Yes, yes. - Come on, come on.

- Come on, come on, let's go. - I'll buy a brand-new Splendor.

Double.

- Get lost. - I could even buy a Pajero.

I can barely see anything.

Come on.

Mom, your plan took a hit.

Like I did it all by myself.

- Couldn't you say, "Our plan took a hit"? - Mom.

- Thank God! - I told you it's not so.

The company people called at the right time.

Which company people?

The ones you were talking to.

Who did I talk to?

- You talked to Simmi. - Which Simmi?

The one you were just talking to about the money.

Who was I talking to about the money?

- Simmi. - Which Simmi?

Hello, Nihal.

Hello, Taari!

- Hello, Nihal. - I can't hear you.

- I can hear you loud and clear, Nihal. - Let's go.

Don't abandon me like this.

They must still be standing outside.

What happened? Why did you stop?

Oh, you're missing Uncle.

Then move the motorcycle forward.

I'm drunk.

Uncle used to drink too.

We'll save a drink for him.

He didn't drink on Tuesdays, Taari.

There are still 15-20 minutes before Tuesday starts.

Come down. Let's talk to him. It's not a big deal.

Oh damn.

Greetings, Daddy.

Greetings, Uncle.

I'm Boota's son.

Look, Daddy,

this idiot's still exactly the way you left him.

He's already been to NASA twice.

He's leaving again next month.

Shut up.

Don't disturb.

Father-son talk.

Daddy...

For the first time, I'm lying to Mom

and taking money from the commission agent.

Mom takes things way too much to heart.

And Daddy,

you know I'm not cut out for farming.

I want to do business.

That's it, Daddy.

I just need one good idea.

One idea and I'll build such a huge business

That sitting up there, you'd say,

"Hey, Nihal,"

"let's open a branch of your business up here as well."

Hey, we've got just two minutes before Tuesday starts.

- Okay. - Get moving.

You want to leave after getting slapped by your dad?

Let's go.

Daddy...

Goodbye.

Mom must be waiting for me.

I'm leaving.

And Tuesday's about to start too.

Goodbye, Uncle.

I'll take "Nihal" of "care".

Come on, let's go.

Taari, let's sell this engine and get rid of it.

We always have grab onto the back of a trolley.

If you feel that humiliated, just hitch a ride from someone else.

How about putting some fuel in it once in a while?

I've never seen it go anywhere on its own.

Do you think it works on Wi-Fi?

We've traveled 500 kilometres.

The city is only seven kilometres away.

We grabbed onto a trolley from the depot.

Your house is 60 metres from the depot.

You just want an excuse to humiliate me.

What happened, brother?

Why did you stop?

You brought this on rent?

It'll take 10-15 minutes.

These bums just grab onto someone else's trolley!

Let's pull over. We'll wait for him. Come on.

I'll be damned!

So much water!

That looks like some kind of setup where people pay money to take a bath

wearing those tight little shorts.

- That's a swimming pool. - Oh.

This setup looks like something else to me.

I think it's a water park.

Really?

We've been taking dips in the canal for no reason.

We should come here to bathe.

How were we supposed to know there was such a huge facility right near us?

Come on, what do we care? Let's grab onto someone else's trolley.

Taari, this isn't the time to leave.

This is the time to stay.

We didn't even bring our shorts.

How are we supposed to bathe?

There you go again.

My inner businessman is screaming at me,

- My throat is gone dry. - "Some business idea

has to be right under our noses."

This isn't a swimming pool.

And it isn't a water park either.

Why would someone dig so many holes?

And if they dug them, why fill them with water?

What is this place?

Hey, hey, hey!

I'm dead!

Oh!

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

He killed me!

A fish?!

A fish!

Yes? I was scooping up some water to rinse my mouth

and that thing ended in my throat.

Why are you so happy that it got stuck in my throat?

For the first time, something worthwhile has landed in your mouth.

Hey, this isn't a fish.

This is that idea

that's going to turn us into Punjab's Elon Musk.

Thank you, Daddy!

I spoke to you last night,

and you've already sent me the idea.

Money!

Money!

Money everywhere!

The idea is good,

but where are we going to get the information for it?

Information?

I taught you how to do this business, and now you're messing with us?

You... I'm warning you, I won't spare you!

- Get lost. - I'll be damned.

You've made a lot of a mess here.

The way you've been acting these days,

we'll have to kick you out of Punjab.

You...

Big contractor, my foot. Get lost!

I'm the one who taught you how to do business,

and now you're teaching me a lesson?

You'll pay for this!

- Just watch. - The path to know the idea.

Ramu!

- Ramu! - You'll pay for this, Sardar.

What happened, brother?

Sardar's end is near.

Don't worry.

- We're with you, Ramu. - Yes.

Shut up.

Not everyone from UP is called Ramu.

I'm Pawan.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was telling him, Pawan.

Come on, Pawan.

- Pawan! - Come on, come along.

Where are you taking me?

- Come on, Pawan. - Let's go, Pawan.

Your waist...

Your waist...

Your waist...

- Your waist moves with grace... - Looks like he's sloshed.

You look like a lollipop.

Your waist...

- Hey Pawan...? - Yes.

Has your boss ever taken such good care of you?

We have to return the favour.

- Forget him. - Quickly.

You know you've got two top-notch bosses now.

Yes.

Love you.

- Love you too. - Okay, now tell me...

There are fish in this?

There are around 10,000 fish in this bag today.

They are so tiny, though.

After three months, these same two-rupee fish

sell for a hundred rupees each.

I'll be damned!

Nice business idea.

Pawan, Pawan... Come, sit.

- Let's drink. - Pour me a drink.

- Pour him a drink. - 60ml.

I'll serve 90ml.

You start explaining the business.

Pawan...

- Yes? - Do these fish grow on their own?

Why?

You think work on solar energy?

They have a stomach too.

You have to put in feed. You have to build ponds.

What?

These fish sell for pounds!

Not pounds. Small pools are called ponds.

In one acre of land,

you can have four ponds.

You can make seven to eight lakhs easily.

- What? - I'll be damned.

Consider him your father.

- What? - Shut up.

Go on, Pawan.

Then comes breeding.

- Breeding? - What's breeding?

The thing your father did to make you.

Pawan, tell us... what can we make from these fish?

It can make a lot of things can be made with them, little brother.

What?

Fish capsules, fish oil, fish shampoo.

- Fish... - Fish pakoras!

Shut up.

You lot feed it so you can eat it later?

The world exists only because of fish.

End of discussion.

- Money! - Money everywhere!

Where did everyone go?

There they are!

Nihal has promised to double everyone's money today.

Hey, villagers!

Don't fall for his nonsense.

- Okay! - He will try to sell you another story.

- We're not backing down today. - Yes, yes.

We're not leaving unless we get the money, come what may.

What kind of setup is this?

You threw some cumin into a bag and cooked up another story?

You're doing it again, Uncle.

You've got around eight lakh worth of fish in your hands.

- Stop talking nonsense. - Around eight lakhs?

Yes.

Before they'll turn into pakoras,

sell them and pay us our money back.

- That's right. - Pay us our money back.

- Yes, right. - True.

You'll always think small.

I'm trying to turn your money into a hundred times more,

and you're still stuck on getting back the principal.

Taari, you can never get these people to start a startup.

He said something bad.

Listen up, kid...

Oh, no shut up, shoot up. Nothing like that.

I know you just abused me in English.

A startup means starting a business.

With an investment of around eight lakh rupees,

you can have a business turnover of around 30 lakhs.

Yes.

This startup, investment...

This boy uses such heavy words.

There's weight in what he's saying.

Son, explain it to us.

You lot are just standing there like statues.

Push the boy to explain something.

- Yes, tell us. - Tell us.

- Come on, tell us what it is. - Tell us.

Here you go then. Look, this is our village.

Here are our homes, and here are our fields.

This is your field.

Uncle Bikar, this is your field.

And Uncle Bishna, this is your field.

we'll dig ponds in these fields.

Yes.

Then we'll fill these ponds with water, and put fish in them.

What will we put in?

Fish.

This spells like trouble.

- What does this spell like... - Trouble!

Use the common pond in the village.

Of all the fields in the world, you had to pick mine?

How do I explain this to these illiterates?

- Let's go. - Who have I picked a fight with?

I'm trying to turn you lot into entrepreneurs.

Yes.

This big word you just used...

Will we have to vote all over again, son?

Uncle, an entrepreneur is someone who starts a big business.

- Yes, yes. - Okay.

Look, we can make all sorts of things from fish.

Like oil, shampoo, capsules, and different kinds of medicines.

Son, can we also get medicine for my piles?

Uncle, don't spray your crap on our business idea.

Oh, God!

Bishna, you still haven't got rid of that disease?

Go get some powder from Darshan the healer.

It'll create a steel head before your vehicle.

Sister, I'm sick of eating kitchen remedies myself.

Sister, I don't know what to say? I've got gas issues.

I have cataract.

Listen to me... Hey, hey... listen to me.

First, all of you get on a bus,

go straight to PGI and get yourselves treated.

- We'll start the business later. - Now get lost!

This boy's business idea got interrupted midway.

Go on, continue.

Look, after three months,

- the fish gets this big. - Yes.

A two-rupee baby fish sells for 100 rupees after three months.

You won't even understand where the money is coming from.

One acre can produce fish worth around eight lakh rupees.

With an investment of around eight lakh rupees,

you can build a business worth around thirty lakhs.

You'll all become entrepreneurs.

What will you become?

Entrepreneurs!

Take my money!

Done!

- Invest my money as well! - Done! Done!

Invest my money too!

[Indistinct chatter]

Villagers...

Look, Headwoman's here. Invest her money as well.

You lot have fallen for his nonsense again.

Did anyone ask him where the fish are going to come from?

- Yes, that didn't even cross my mind. - Exactly.

Nihal, you still haven't told us where you'll get the fish from.

Yes. Tell us, Nihal.

The fish seed comes from Calcutta.

There are many kinds of fish.

Rohu, dried fish, golden fish, silver fish, kanda fish, basa fish.

You have to raise fish like children.

You have to feed the fish.

You have to breed the fish.

You have to hold them close to your chest like a mother.

The fish is our mother!

It is our mother! It is our mother!

Nihal, my boy...

Today, the hopes of the entire village rest on you.

Today, everyone is happy

just like when the whole village

came to see your father off during Kargil.

The reins of the country were in his hands.

This reins of this village are in your hand, son.

Mom, this is the first time I'm leaving you.

People of the village, please take care of my mother.

She's all alone.

Well, look at that!

Do you think we're some gangsters or thieves?

The whole village is your family.

Finish this fish business and come back soon, son.

Taari...

Hmm?

If we get this job done for the villagers,

they'll make a statue of us while we're still alive,

just like they did for my father.

Then we'll have a movie made about us.

You know those films they make about real people?

Videography based on true incidents.

Not videography, you idiot. Biography.

Yes.

Like the one they made about Milkha.

Bhaag Milkha Bhaag. (Run Milkha, run)

But what'll our film be called?

Nihala Machho Machh Nihala. (Nihal, the great fish farmer)

That'll be great, won't it?

But, brother,

we'll get a bombshell heroine.

It'll be epic.

No, even the word sounds wrong.

We'll get a beautiful, gorgeous heroine.

I'm just standing on the train,

and suddenly she comes up behind me and says, "Excuse me."

Excuse me.

Huh?

Yes?

Do you have a charger?

Huh?

Come again?

Sorry.

I live in Bengal.

I speak "ektu, ektu" Punjabi.

Ektu, ektu?

What do you mean by "ektu"?

A little.

A little?

I know a little.

Whatever I know, I know it well.

Thank you.

Can I borrow your charger?

Give me the charger.

Charger.

Thank you.

I'll return it to you in a little while, is that okay?

Full okay.

A gift!

Thank you.

You're a "balu manush".

Bhalu manush?

Good man, good man.

Balu manush, good man.

Balu manush, good man.

It was my charger. What about me?

Bad man.

Hello?

Brother Manush!

My phone is about to die, and you give her the charger!

Who would call you anyway?

Who is sitting behind this upside down English newspaper?

Taari, I want to sit in front of her.

No problem. We'll request him nicely.

He can sit over here.

What's the matter?

Does it rain over there?

Is there some problem sitting there?

This seat is already booked.

They keep coming seeking seats.

Brother, what is this, an MLA's seat?

Just sit over there. What's the big deal?

Yes.

Will you reach faster if you sit here?

Brother, you're supposed to understand these things.

He is undergoing treatment.

Then take him to the hospital.

Brother, understand the situation.

He has a blood pressure problem. Got that, Nihal?

Dizzy...

My brother is feeling unwell.

My brother's gone limp in my arms.

Get up, brother. An ambulance won't even come here.

Brother, be a kind brother and heed my plea.

- Be a good brother. - Lift him up.

Lift your legs, my brother.

- Listen to me. - Come here, give me a hug.

- Don't lift me up. - I'll forever be at your service.

- I'll never forget this, brother. - Hear me out.

Here, take this.

Catch.

Done.

- Hey brother... - Nihal...

At least give me the newspaper back.

I was reading some really interesting news.

Here, take it.

So Nihal, you okay now?

Full okay.

Here.

Charger working okay?

Yeah, yeah, good.

Thank you for helping me.

Thank you.

I live in Kolkata.

Kolkata? She's from Kolkata.

My name is Jasneet.

Myself Nihal Singh,

village and post office Koom Kalan, district Ludhiana.

Now I understand why your blood pressure was dropping.

That game you're trying to play...

I'm not letting you play it, kiddo...

Not while I'm sitting here.

Prasad. (Holy offerings)

Irshad. (Go ahead)

Huh?

Mom told me not to eat anything from some random stranger on the way.

- Yes. - These type people...

No, Balu manushi.

No good people.

Chain snatching.

Killing.

Bad people.

No trust.

No, no, no, no, no.

He is my brother.

Dada (big brother)...

Prasad.

Prasad.

Dada brother!

Brother, give me some prasad. Give it here.

Sit, sit, sit.

Listen, Mr. Leader,

first you took my seat.

Now you've taken the prasad out of my hands.

Ignore him.

Dada, my brother,

I really like religious people.

We distribute prasad at every happy occasion ourselves.

A baby is born, distribute prasad.

A visa comes through, distribute prasad.

Going abroad, distribute prasad.

Coming back from abroad, distribute prasad.

By the way, what's this prasad for?

I keep praying to God,

"Please let my sister find a man"

"who fulfills all her joys and sorrows,"

"and every wish of hers."

- Come, let me sing your beauty's praise, - God just answered your prayers.

And make the whole world fade in your gaze.

I swear to God, every word is true,

If I lie, may I perish too.

The colours of your clothes, what can I say?

The way you speak, what can I say?

Your anklets, your shoes, every little part,

And the way you blush sets fire to my heart.

Every little thing about you steals my heart,

Every little thing about you steals my heart,

A girl as beautiful as you,

There can never be another like you.

No one can truly be as beautiful as you,

As beautiful as you.

As beautiful as you.

Really?

You know magic?

A little.

Pick a card.

Pick card.

Okay.

Pick one.

- Yes. - One minute.

I'll play too.

Brother, you don't know how to play this game.

I'll play with you later. We'll play Bhabhi-Devar card game.

How can you not let me play?

He's sitting in my seat.

If you're not going to let me play, then get up.

He's both a thief and a cheat.

No problem, brother. Let him pick one card.

What's the big deal?

It's a very big deal.

I'm picking the card.

Otherwise, I'll tear the whole deck apart.

Take him over there and tear his cards apart.

Come here, brother.

- Yes. - Don't get angry.

Just get up. Don't get angry.

Don't start the game without me.

Why are you taking me there?

- What's happening? - Let it go, brother.

- The TT on this train is my uncle. - Oh, really?

I'll get you seated in AC.

- Come on. - You'll get me seated in AC?

You're a useful guy.

Don't get angry.

- If I made a mistake, forgive me. - No problem.

Hey, what's this? Look, there's some tiny phone lying inside.

What is it?

- Hey you... - Get in!

I swear, you've been nothing but trouble since I met you!

Play all the play cards there.

He wants to sit in AC!

Okay, guess which card.

Neither coming nor going...

In your hand is...

The Queen of Hearts.

The Queen of Hearts?

Queen of Hearts.

Excellent!

Outstanding trick.

Amazing!

You're superb!

- Thank you. - Where did the other guy go?

He paid the TT and got himself into the AC coach.

Says I'll sleep comfortably there.

You looked like thieves from the moment I saw you.

You'll charm the girl and take her away!

Don't take my luggage too.

I've got diabetes pills in them.

Hey, Taari... you are late.

Good magic.

Right? Good magic.

She's impressed.

The game's on.

Hey!

Hey!

Hello.

You'll be doomed! Someone help me!

You call this the AC coach?

You are telling me to sit here,

but I can't even stand properly in here.

By the way, young man, what's your business?

We can't tell you that.

- It's a secret. - Secret? It's not like we make bombs.

We are...

planning to set up a fish plant back in the village.

- Fish business. - Huh?

What?

Fish business.

Yes!

What a coincidence!

Jassi is an accountant at a fish company.

- Yeah. - Same, same.

- Same, same. - Same, same.

Yes.

Look at that...

it's all fate.

We were heading there for the exact same reason...

and we happened to meet you along the way. Right?

I want to give you all my life, girl,

And shower you with every flower in the world.

Girl, before the beauty of your face,

Every flower in the world seems out of place.

Which moon or star could ever compare,

When even the beautiful seem plain beside you there?

You're my Heer, you're my Sohni,

You're my Heer, you're my Sohni,

A girl as beautiful as you.

Even Sohni can't be as beautiful as you,

Even Sohni can't be as beautiful as you,

As beautiful as you.

As beautiful as you.

Come a little closer.

Come a little closer.

Nihal, my brother, get up. I'm feeling shy standing here.

You...

What are you doing here?

Huh?

Where did she go?

How would I know? The tea guy woke me up and left.

Like the tea guy is a relative!

Grab the bag.

Come on!

Where am I?

You have reach Calcutta.

Calcutta?!

I was supposed to go to my aunt's place in Varanasi.

I don't even have any relatives here.

You idiots were so busy putting the moves on that girl,

you ended up putting the moves on me!

Where did Jasneet go?

I thought she'd wake me up when I was sleeping,

saying, "Balu manush, wake up.

We've reached our village."

I'd already started thinking of names for our kids.

Think about the kids' names later.

First figure out where we are supposed to go.

Where's that address Pawan gave us?

Here it is. I'll ask someone for directions.

Ask someone.

Greetings, brother.

We've come from Punjab.

We need to get to this address.

I don't know.

No, no, Mom didn't come along.

It gets difficult to manage the animals back home.

There are just two of us.

I said I don't know.

They are very rude.

Brother, let the money do the talking next time.

You're sure we are in Calcutta, right?

We haven't somehow crossed into Sri Lanka, have we?

It's Calcutta!

You better get a permanent pass for this train now.

I feel like I'll be making this trip to my in-laws' place quite often.

Follow.

Dada brother!

Dada brother!

Where were you?

We searched for you everywhere and got exhausted.

Why? Did you leave some luggage with us?

What luggage?

We've come all the way to Calcutta,

and we can't even understand the language here.

Where do you want to go?

With you.

Huh?

Look, you yourself said

Jasneet is an accountant at a fish company.

Yes.

Look, we're not wandering around anymore.

We've found our place. That's it.

Yes, but we'll have to ask Bubu Ram ji once.

Who is he?

The man whose mansion we're staying in.

A great personality...

Padma Shri...

Not yet.

Music wasn't made for him...

He was made for music.

Yes.

- Who is he? - I know you. I do.

- Bubu! - Jassi!

Bubu!

I know you. I do.

O' stranger from the distant lands!

Paapi ji!

Bubu Da, Bubu Da, Bubu Da.

Listen to this Darbari Raag...

They are my friends from Punjab.

Can they stay with us for a few days?

- Your friend my friend! - Yes!

Come on. Follow me.

Yes! Alright! Bubu! Yes!

Bubu, increase the volume.

All that my heart wishes for

You are the one, that you are.

All that my heart wishes for...

Do you want to kill us? Drive slowly.

You are the one...

Come, come, come, come, come!

- Let's go. - Thank you.

- Come, come, come, come! - Thank you.

Come, come.

- Bubu Da... - Yes?

We've brought you Ballu Halwai's barfi from Punjab.

Give it to me.

No, no, Bubu Ram...

You'll get fat.

You look good as slim and trim.

Don't let it go to waste.

Naughty.

You're naughty.

Jassi...

Your room is upstairs.

Go and rest.

You've had a long journey.

You must be tired.

Go, go, Paapi ji. You go too.

Go, go, go.

Bye-bye.

Ta-ta.

I'll handle them.

- Okay, Bubu. - Bubu ji,

we've also travelled a long, long way to get here.

Where are we supposed to stay?

You...

What did you say, huh?

I understood everything you said in the car.

What did you think?

That Bubu doesn't understand anything?

Punjabi abuses are famous all over the world.

- That's true. - You came here to get fish,

and the hook got caught in Jassi instead.

No, no, Bubu ji, you misunderstood.

She's like a sister to me.

That's the line...

That's exactly the line I wanted to hear from his mouth.

Yes, I'll say it.

Jassi is like a sister to him.

- Yes. - Hey!

I'll perform black magic on you!

Om tantra mantra, dhoom-dhadaka, dhoom-dhadaka!

Dhoom-dhadaka!

Come here and show them their room.

Taari...

Nihal, I think there's something going on here, brother.

What?

That was just a pigeon.

Did you think a dinosaur just hit your forehead?

Stop this nonsense.

Do you know why Bubu Ram gave us this room?

He thinks once we see what it's like in here,

we'll get scared and run away.

But he doesn't know

that this Jatt will take the fish,

and the fish girl back to Punjab.

You just don't get scared, Taari.

What is it?

It's just a rat.

You're a Punjabi and you're scared of rats and cats?

Punjabis are like lions.

Be a lion, Taari.

Nihal, I think his black magic has started working.

I am feeling restless.

Before he makes dolls in our names,

sticks needles into them and draws our blood...

What?

What happened?

I think...

there's someone else here besides us.

Huh?

Balu manushi. (Good girl...)

What happened?

All good?

All good, all good. First time Calcutta.

Very excited.

First time in Calcutta.

By mistake, Bubu Ram, this room...

He gave it to you.

No, no, it's okay.

Okay report.

Actually, you sleep in my room.

Your room?

Yes.

I sleep...

Yeah.

Where you sleep?

I'll sleep in my brother's room.

Okay.

This room...

Bubu Baba's room.

Where you (are) standing...

His father standing here only.

On top of him...

the fan fell.

- Okay. - And he died.

Taari, she said the spot where we're standing,

Bubu's father was standing right there.

The fan broke loose, fell on him and he died.

Huh?

Don't worry.

- You get fresh. - Okay.

I'll arrange dinner.

Okay.

Okay?

Nihal!

Now this is what you call progress.

Straight into the girl's room.

She looks so beautiful in the photo.

And when I put her on the Bullet

and took her around the village,

half the villager are going to get stents in their hearts.

Mom's calling.

Greetings, Mom.

Greetings, son.

Have you reached?

Don't even ask!

I'm in heaven, Mom.

Heaven?

But didn't you take a train to Calcutta?

There's no place in the world more beautiful than Calcutta.

Calcutta is slowly walking towards me, Mom.

What are you saying?

Have you eaten?

God himself is bringing the food to me in his own hands, Mom.

Nihal... what are you blabbering about?

- Okay bye, Mom, I'll talk to you later. - Listen to me...

What was he blabbering about?

First food... then call.

Why are you looking at me?

Apart from my mother,

no one has ever pushed me this hard to eat a meal with them.

Being pushed like this...

I like it.

You can push me about anything.

Just consider me push-proof.

Okay.

Good night.

Now I'm good even if I don't eat for three or four months...

I'm full just from meeting you.

Righ, Taari?

Take the sheet and sleep on the floor.

How could you even think of sleeping on your sister-in-law's bed?

Nihal Singh...

will sleep alone here.

What is this place?

Nihal... wake up.

Wake up, brother, before we leave this world forever.

- Nihal... - Hey, hey, hey!

I told you not to come onto the bed, you idiot.

Brother, I keep hearing the sound of anklets.

I think their grandfather has risen from his grave.

You think their grandfather is going to come wearing anklets?

There are no ghosts. You're just imagining things.

Nihal, if something happens to me,

be a good brother and look after my parents for me.

I don't even know if the ghost is going to kill us or not,

but you're certainly scaring me so much that I'm going to have a heart attack.

I told you we should stay in a hotel.

But you were too desperate to come here.

I've seen 20 transformers blow up in the village.

It's just a short circuit.

Mom...

Jassi, I've written the feelings in this letter.

I love you.

His black magic has reached its absolute limit.

I'm getting anxious, brother.

I...

I...

I think someone grabbed me from behind.

I...

I've lost control over my neck!

I've lost control over my neck!

I think someone's twisting my neck backwards.

Someone has twisted my neck!

Don't make you strangle you!

Someone's put a spell on me.

Here, I've broken your spell.

I've brought and eaten plenty of coconuts from the canal.

Take this and go make some lemonade.

Don't read it! Don't read it, brother!

There must be some spell written inside it.

We'll turn to ash!

Looks like he got possessed.

His grandfather has possessed him

Forgive us, Grandpa.

We came here by mistake. We're Punjabis.

It's a love letter from Jasneet.

She must have come here wearing anklets.

First take off her anklets.

I just touched Dharam Raj and came back.

I won't let you die.

She says...

What's she saying?

She must be saying something or other.

It's written in English.

I can't make head or tail of it.

Why are you so worried?

Let's translate the English into Punjabi on the internet and read it.

- She says... - What does she say?

"You are the most beautiful thing in the world."

"God made you for me."

- Right. - "We are two bodies,

one soul."

You read the rest.

I'm feeling shy.

She says, "If you accept my feelings..."

"I'll have a candlelight dinner with you tomorrow night."

"If you like me,"

"then flash the light in your room twice."

Nihal...!

Nihal?

Nihal!

Nihal!

My precious one,

My precious one, you are the light of my eyes.

Taari...

- Yes? - Remember,

this is Howrah Bridge,

one of the world's largest cantilever bridges.

And right opposite it is the biggest fish market here.

You know,

the biggest fish business in the world happens in this market.

Nihal, we're going to do an even bigger business back in our village.

Just watch.

Uncle Jeet and others will have fish even bigger than this.

This deal is done.

Nihal!

They want to give order.

- Nihal... - Okay.

I can already picture your photo alongside the world's biggest businessmen.

Don't worry. Consider it done.

Nihal!

Hey, sister-in-law's calling. Go on, listen to her.

Now we'll directly talk over a candlelight dinner tonight.

Nihal!

Yes?

I am calling you.

Why aren't you listening?

If our work is done, can we leave?

We're wasting time here.

No, no, no, no, no!

Which fish do you want to buy?

I mean, which breed?

You decide.

We are practically family.

But the order...?

By plane or by train?

All decision... yours.

We are practically family.

But delivery?

You need delivery when?

I understand.

We are practically family.

She understood!

My "Balu Manush" girl is going sit here

for the candlelight dinner.

Light four candles over there, will you?

It's not Diwali!

We're having a candlelight dinner.

We need only one candle.

- Stay back, or you'll blow it out! - Great!

I'll get ready so well today that

she'll go crazy as soon as she sees me.

I'll sit here,

and she will sit here.

And what about me?

There is a chair outside.

Go and sit down over there.

- Come on, my son, get moving. - I did my job.

I think she is here.

I can hear the anklets ringing.

I'll go lie down.

She'll come and wake me up...

"Balu Manush...

wake up."

I think she's feeling shy.

Come here and wake me up.

If the candles melts on the wooden table,

the whole place will catch fire.

Looks like she's lying right next to me.

What if my mother finds out?

I'll be disgraced in front of the whole village.

What do I do now?

I should get up.

Sorry.

It's okay.

Sorry...

It's okay.

Sorry...

It's okay.

I think "Balu Manush" is playing some kind of wrestling match.

With this much force!

Huh?

Hair?

What are you doing here?

Jasneet told me to come here!

No one would even invite you into their dreams.

He did it! He actually went for it!

Oh, Nihal, I never expected this from you.

You sent me out of the room for him?

It's not like that.

Everything is right in front of us.

I caught you red-handed.

No, no, no, Taari.

What were you doing here?

Like you don't know!

Hey, what did you say?

Say it to my face!

I said it to your face! I'm not talking over the phone!

You idiot!

- I... - Get lost!

Jasneet, Nihal.

Jasneet, Nihal.

What a pair!

Hi.

Hi.

What a beautiful couple!

For you.

- For me? - Yes.

Gift, gift.

Gift?

Yes.

Thank you.

Black... like me, boy, boyfriend.

Okay. And orange like you,

girl, girlfriend.

Boyfriend, girlfriend.

- Interesting. - They're a couple.

Do you...

have (a) boyfriend?

Me?

No, no, no. No boyfriend.

Same. No.

No boyfriend?

No!

- No girlfriend. - Oh!

I...

I want (a) girlfriend.

Oh.

You want (a) boyfriend?

Boyfriend!

You want (a) boyfriend!

Naughty.

Naughty.

Naughty...

My heart keeps soaring carefree,

My heart keeps soaring carefree,

It won't even hear my plea,

It just keeps turning endlessly.

My heart keeps soaring carefree,

My heart keeps soaring carefree,

It won't even hear my plea,

It just keeps turning endlessly.

When my eyes close,

Sleep won't come my way.

And when sleep comes, my eyes won't shut.

When sleep finally comes

My eyes won't close anyway.

When sleep finally comes, My eyes won't close anyway.

What's happened to me for the very first time?

For the very first time, love has come my way,

A love beyond all measure I'd say.

My heart keeps soaring carefree,

My heart keeps soaring carefree,

It won't even hear my plea,

It just keeps turning endlessly.

My heart keeps soaring carefree,

My heart keeps soaring carefree,

It won't even hear my plea,

It just keeps turning endlessly.

Heaven blooms wherever your footsteps gently stray.

that place turns into heaven.

Even love sits at your feet each passing day.

You teach love love's own way.

You teach love love's own way.

Within you I've seen my Lord, my love.

I've seen Him a hundred times each day.

For the very first time, love has come my way,

A love beyond all measure I'd say.

For the very first time, love has come my way,

A love beyond all measure I'd say.

Here's your file.

Our company has taken care of everything.

You don't need to worry about anything here.

Just cross-check these papers.

What's there in paperwork?

We cleared the papers the day we met you.

Now there's only one thing between us.

Very few people actually think about doing good for others.

The sense of brotherhood, love and affection in Punjab's soil,

you won't find it anywhere else.

I actually feel like going to Punjab and settling down there.

Well, look at that.

You don't need a visa

- to go to Punjab. - Right.

Come with us.

You have a home there.

I'd leave right now.

But Jasneet would be left all alone.

Jasneet...

You've shown us so much hospitality here.

Give us one chance

to return the favour.

Whatever you think is best.

For the very first time, love has come my way,

A love beyond all measure I'd say.

For the very first time, love has come my way,

A love beyond all measure I'd say.

Sometimes you feel like the breeze,

Sometimes you flow like water with graceful ease.

Sometimes I feel just like a king,

You're the queen of all my dreams.

Oh, this is how deeply this heart loves you each day.

For the very first time, love has come my way,

A love beyond all measure I'd say.

For the very first time, love has come my way,

A love beyond all measure I'd say.

Wonderful! Great job!

Wow!

- Thank God! The work has finally started. - Work has begun.

Everything is done.

The fish seed will reach the village in a day or two.

- Huh? - Huh?

What is she saying?

What is she saying?

What did she mean?

She says, Dada, your ponds are ready.

There's just a little paperwork left.

The bank has approved your loan.

There's just some paperwork left with our company.

Once that's done, the seeds will be dispatched straight from Calcutta.

We don't know anything about this paperwork stuff.

We never even passed our school exams.

You handle whatever

- needs to be handled. - Right.

- All we know about is profits. - Yes.

That's all we know.

That's all that matters.

These people are seriously well-connected.

We must've done some good deeds in our past life

to have found people like them.

I've really taken a liking to this place.

You're such good people.

Huh?

What is she saying?

I suddenly remembered Mom and Dad.

What happened?

She got a little emotional.

Seeing how much love the villagers have for each other,

it made us miss our parents.

The whole village is your family now, dear.

We're saying you two should stay right here in our village.

Yes, yes.

We'll get offended if you insist on leaving.

Right. Stay right here.

Stay here with us.

- Come on, Karnail Singh... - Stay here now.

- Offer them some sweets. - I'll offer them the sweets first.

Come on, come on. Come on, have some sweets.

Congratulations, everyone.

Come here. Let's take a photo.

- You too have some. - It's a very auspicious day.

- Very good. - You got one?

Here, take it.

How are you doing, my fellow villagers?

You've dug up every inch of the village.

Who are these new faces?

Headwoman, they are the people who are going to help us start our business.

- Exactly. - The fish will be here by tomorrow.

And we'll start our business the day after tomorrow. -

- Right. - Be careful, everyone.

Make sure no one with some disease or something comes here.

Headwoman, for once, say something sensible.

All she's saying is,

"May their daughters and sons never get married into good families."

- Right! - Yes.

Headwoman, looks like our village made one massive mistake...

- By making you the Headwoman. - Absolutely.

Yes.

That's exactly right.

- We made a mistake. - So Aunt,

I've set the right atmosphere, haven't I?

Once I get this fish business going,

I'll make you writhe like a fish.

Just wait and see... you'll be writhing in pain.

A pigeon born yesterday is trying to take on a hawk.

Once I clip those wings of yours,

you won't even be able to peck for food.

Meet my father,

Subedar Jugroop Singh,

Indian Army.

Daddy...

you must be wondering,

"Who did I bring along instead Taari this time?"

This is Jasneet.

She's going to set up the business for our entire village.

Let me tell you something privately.

Secret talk.

Secret talk.

Daddy,

the first time I saw her on the train,

I knew right then

she'd become Subedar Jugroop Singh's daughter-in-law.

Mom likes her a lot too.

She's already said yes.

And I know

whatever Mom likes,

you can never dislike.

I brought her here to show you.

She's beautiful, isn't she?

Why did I even bother to cover her eyes?

She doesn't even understand Punjabi.

If you were here, Dad,

you'd to perform all these rituals,

but you're not here.

So, I'll do them in your place.

What's the pride in wealth locked in a vault, my son?

If it earns no name, it's second to none.

Cars and mansions, power and guns were made to dazzle everyone.

They were made to dazzle everyone.

You've got to burn some notes till jealous hearts come undone.

Just to make them jealous, and then some.

You've got to burn some notes till jealous hearts come undone.

Just to make them jealous, and then some.

No task stays stuck when you've got the right hand.

Every score gets settled by the right command.

Every score gets settled by the right command.

Boots, your foes, and diamond studs are meant to shine before everyone.

They are meant to shine before everyone.

You've got to burn some notes till jealous hearts come undone.

Just to make them jealous, and then some.

You've got to burn some notes till jealous hearts come undone.

Just to make them jealous, and then some.

You got to own the acres to hold your head up high,

It takes true grit to stand with pride.

To stand with pride.

You need ice in the drinks to cool the blazing ones,

To cool the blazing ones,

You've got to burn some notes till jealous hearts come undone.

Just to make them jealous, and then some.

You've got to burn some notes till jealous hearts come undone.

Just to make them jealous, and then some.

Above all else, keep a heart that's grand,

Gippy Grewal, be a force no one can withstand.

Gippy Grewal...

Keep sturdy boots ready to pound, when the time comes, let them sound.

You've got to burn some notes till jealous hearts come undone.

Just to make them jealous, and then some.

You've got to burn some notes till jealous hearts come undone.

- Just to make them jealous, and then some. - Nihal! Son!

Nihal!

All the villagers are here, son.

Why don't you people set up tents here?

It must difficult for you come here every day.

What's the matter?

We've all come to meet our daughter.

- Yes. - Right.

We mean well.

We're thinking about what's best for you.

You could think about what's best for us too.

We've set up your business,

and you've already upset our lives. Huh?

Come on!

I agree, they're lovely, sociable people,

but that doesn't mean

you can come barging in whenever you feel like it.

They're city people.

They don't even get out of bed before ten.

We came to present you all with a robe of honour, son.

To you and our daughter.

Look how happy the whole village is.

Wake her up, son.

Look how proudly everyone has come here.

I think they've all mentally disturbed.

I'll go wake her up.

Yes, go wake her up.

He'll do it.

Jasneet ji...

Jasneet ji...

Balu Manush...

Wake up her brother instead.

We'll honour the girl later.

Dada brother.

Dada brother.

Look at how he's acting.

He knows why we are here!

He knows exactly what's going on

and still has the nerve to sit there shamelessly.

A million curses on you!

I'm honestly stunned.

Don't you have even an ounce of shame?

What are you blabbering about?

Don't make me say something worse to your face.

Come here, Manager.

Tell him everything they've done.

The bank had already sanctioned the villagers' loan.

As you told us, we even transferred the payment to Jasneet's company.

I checked the account this morning.

It was empty.

Look...

You'll have to pay this money back.

Otherwise, the bank will start sending notices.

And your land could be seized too.

If you still don't pay, there'll be legal action.

Got it?

Did you understand what he said?

Yes, Nihal.

- They got all the money in their account... - We trusted you, Nihal.

- You helped them flee overnight. - You've ruined us.

Don't do any drama now.

- All our hopes got shattered. - We won't spare you.

You have fooled us enough.

- Speak up! - Give us our money back!

We had saved it with great difficulty.

Return our money.

Pay us every last penny.

You made us lose all our money.

What a scheme!

You teamed up with those people from Calcutta,

looted the whole village and helped them flee overnight

Look how the mother-son duo is standing there pretending to be innocent.

Nice business idea.

I suspected those fish people were going to run away from the start.

Villagers, you deserved this!

You didn't see through them

when you were putting your thumbprints on those papers, right?

My land has been sold!

You wretched idiot!

I was supposed to get my daughter married.

You've ruined my whole life.

I trusted you like I trusted God.

Nihal, you broke that trust too.

Even a witch spares her own family, you know.

But you mother and son have looted the entire village.

Watch your mouth, Aunt.

You're a witch yourself.

If you breathe another word, you won't be left fit to breathe again.

Shut up.

How dare you threaten us!

You'll be thrown out of this village.

Don't think I care that you're a soldier's man.

Why are you begging like this?

We lost our own land because of you.

We're nothing but Jatts in name now.

What kind of son was born to that soldier?

A con man. That's what you were born as.

You're a disgrace to your father's name. A disgrace. A con man.

Hey!

- You... - Son!

Hey!

No, son...

Go threaten someone else.

Pay all the villagers back.

Otherwise, we'll smear your face and your father's statue with black paint

- and parade you through the village. - Yes.

Aunt, I'm telling you, watch your mouth.

I wish you were never born.

You dragged your martyred father's name through the mud.

I beg forgiveness for what he has done.

Villagers,

his father's death anniversary is next month.

By then, we'll return every penny you're owed.

Son,

if you don't return their money,

then next year, you can hold my death anniversary too.

When did I ever say I don't know you?

You came that day with your madam.

I can get the goods without an advance.

But I cannot deliver them without the payment.

I tried calling that madam...

but her number's unavailable. It's switched off.

So it's not my fault.

Her phone's switched off.

Look, if the other party's phone is switched off, the deal is off too.

Simple as that.

You people have been flat-out scammed.

Taari, they went to Punjab with you all.

I haven't spoken to them since.

You are mistaken.

They are good people. They aren't frauds.

Oh really?

Since when have you know them?

Black... like me. Boyfriend.

Orange like you. Girlfriend.

I still remember that day.

I was standing on the Howrah Bridge.

Jassi approached me from behind and said...

"Do you have a charger?"

Oh, my God!

That exactly what she said!

How do you know?

Excuse me, do you have a charger?

Holiday Inn Vancouver

Now I understand the whole game.

We didn't sit next to her on the train...

She was the one who made us sit next to her.

We didn't come to this house on our own.

They are my friends from Punjab.

Can they stay with us for a few days?

She brought us here.

And I kept thinking like an idiot

that I was the one taking her to Punjab.

Jasneet, you've shown us so much hospitality here.

Give us one chance to return the favour.

Whereas she was the one who took us to Punjab.

Whatever you think is best.

In this fake world she created,

there was only one genuine person.

The one whose heart she broke.

Now she can run wherever she wants.

She won't be able to run from me.

If Nihal Singh doesn't take her before his father's statue

and make her prove that she betrayed us,

then don't call me a soldier's son.

Taari...

Get ready to go to Canada.

Hey, listen.

We've already blown 10,000 rupees on the car.

And the second you got here, you ran off for coffee.

Brother, you can't keep throwing money around like this.

I'm telling you, you need to keep a lid on your spending.

We'll make back whatever we've spent.

- I just need to find that girl. - A girl?

Hey, that's Booboo!

What's he doing here?

Did he pull some black magic and get here before us?

Come on.

Grab those little braids of his.

- Hey! - Yeah?

You think this is a Govinda film?

That you'll braid your hair and we won't know it's you?

Yeah.

Brother, brother, brother!

- What happened, my brother? Who are you? - What are you saying?

Stand still and talk. You think you're Drake or something?

And you are bossing him like you're Shaktimaan.

Listen to me, Booboo... I'll straighten you out.

Brother, that watch costs two thousand dollars.

For that money, you could buy a plot back home.

I'm telling you.

I'll beat you to death and bury you in it.

Wear as many watches as you want, my boy,

I won't even let you get a look at the time.

- Why, Taari? - It's time, girl.

You play Jandu's songs in your car.

- I'll slap you. - No, my brother.

I think you took a drag as soon as you got off your flight.

Yeah? I'm right? I'm right?

You changed countries and changed your language too.

Went straight from Bengali to Punjabi?

I'll straighten you out, Booboo.

Oh my brother!

You've got the wrong guy.

I'm not Booboo. I'm Tutu.

Like Ram and Shyam, Sita and Geeta, Sona and Mona.

Like you two are Tolu and Polu.

You idiot, we're not Tolu and Polu.

We're Nihal and Taari.

- Yes. - Oh, Nihal and Taadi.

Not Taadi...

- Taari. Taari. - Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Booboo's already told me all about you two.

Give me a minute. I'll put him on.

Come on.

It's a Stara Pro Max. One TB.

I'll put you on an HD call. Come on.

- Oh, Nihal! - Booboo, Taari and Nihal are here.

Damn, this guy is your carbon copy.

Oh, Nihal! He is my face-joined brother.

I've heard of honour brother, but what is a face-joined brother?

Yeah.

What happened was...

when we were born,

his face was stuck to mine.

The doctor had to cut us apart.

I'll be damned.

God bless that doctor, for having to look at two faces like yours at once.

Black as tar.

Brother, don't talk like that here.

You can get booked for that. You can't call people black.

- Huh? - Really?

Yes. They arrest you.

They don't beat you. They make you sit on ice.

- Oh no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay bye, Booboo. I'll take these guys home.

Yes, yes.

Alright, Tutu.

Look after them. Okay, Nihal?

Okay. Come on, let's go.

It's a Cybertruck. 200,000 dollars.

Which end is the front?

It's the front. It's the back. Yeah.

- Come on, sit here. Come on. Come on. - Nihal, this isn't a car.

It looks like a bloody tank. They must use these in wars.

- Guys, get in before it starts to rain. - Get in before he leaves.

Brother, open this door. Open the back door.

The door opens from here? This way?

'The person you are calling is not answering.'

What's going through your mind, Nihal?

Mom used to say...

when someone dies, they turn into a star.

That bright one up there... I think that's my father.

And my father knew one thing for sure.

His son could never do anything wrong.

Let the villagers say whatever they want.

I don't care.

What worries me is when

their words end up making my mother cry.

I'll make that witch pay for every tear my mother sheds.

Run, Jasneet Kaur. Run as far as you want.

Nihal Singh is coming for you.

Oh, this is where she's staying.

What's the next move?

Just quietly follow me.

Doors here open on their own?

Yes, sir. May I help you?

Sakeena?

Now that's a beautiful name.

Where are you from?

I'm from Pakistan.

Praise be to God. Glory be to God.

What a beautiful...

What a beautiful country Pakistan is.

My family's from Pakistan too.

- Family? - Never got the chance to visit myself.

I saw it in Gadar.

Tara Singh pulled a hand pump out of your pious land.

You didn't take that badly, did you?

Why would I?

Whatever he did, he did it for his pious love.

Everything's fair in love.

I've got a similar situation.

I'm Nihal Singh...

Iqbal Tughlaq Khan.

My wife's a little upset with me,

so she's come and taken shelter here.

I need a flavour.

Sir, a favour.

Yes. Whatever it takes, just help me out.

Take me to my beloved.

What's her room number?

God knows.

Sir, what's her name?

- She wants to know how tall she is. - Okay...

About five and a half feet.

Sir, I'm asking her name, not her height.

What difference does a name make?

I'll show you a picture.

Here you go.

That's Sonia ma'am.

She's been staying here for 15 days.

Room No. 218.

Your wife is a very nice woman.

There you go, Taari.

It's time to seek revenge.

Should I call the villagers?

Let's get the snake into the basket first.

There it is. 218.

Daya... break it.

Break the damn door.

Huh?

She's not here.

Not here either.

Let me check behind the curtains.

Are you sure Sakeena gave us the right room number?

There's nobody here.

She was here, Taari.

God saved her this time.

But I won't spare her.

Come on, hurry up. Another minute and we'd have caught her.

You thought she'd WhatsApp you before leaving?

- Idiot! - Sir... Excuse me, sir.

Sakeena ji, I didn't find my wife,

but thank you for all your trouble.

Sir, I was actually about to tell you,

the second you went inside, your wife slipped out.

- Huh? - That's for you.

What's this, Sakeena ji?

Your wife left behind a bill of only 2000 dollars.

Looks like heartbreak gave your wife quite an appetite.

She ordered all of this.

Why would I pay for it?

Because she's your wife, sir.

So if she kills someone tomorrow, do we serve the sentence too?

That's one bald head!

Just pay the damn bill!

Or they'll kill us and bury us right here.

We don't even understand their language.

2000 dollars!

That's 150,000 rupees.

Back home, you could buy an old Alto car for that.

Where are you going to drive that Alto if you're dead? In heaven?

Just pay them and end the matter here.

Count it.

Give it here. I brought exactly 2000 dollars.

Thank you, sir.

We're sorry you didn't find your wife.

But your brother-in-law is quite a character.

He used to come here to meet your wife every day

and kept hitting on me.

Even after I slapped him, he still handed me his card.

He said, "If you ever feel like touching me again, give me a call."

The guy she is praising is Dada brother.

Now I'll be the one giving him a touchup.

Oh, this is the place he invited Sakeena to get touchy with her?

What's up, brother?

Hello, hello. Inside?

Only couples.

What?

- What's he saying? - He says

only couples are allowed inside. Meaning one person can't go in alone.

You need to be a pair.

Where are we supposed to find a girl now?

You tell me. What do we do now?

Let's beg some girl to help get us inside.

- Hello. - Sister...

Please. You and me. Take me inside the club.

- Please, sister. - Do I look like your sister?

Elder sister. Big sister. Yes, yes.

What a loser!

Huh?

What did she say?

She said, "little brother, let's do this tomorrow."

It's raining. Come here.

It was so sunny a minute ago.

They're not letting us in like this.

- Let's climb over the back

- wall of Sky Avenue. - Baby...

They don't have low walls like back home,

that we can just climb over and get inside.

- And there are cameras everywhere. - Yeah, baby.

Stop saying such stupid things.

What drugs to you take that you just won't shut up?

Let me think.

Come on, ladies.

Shut up. Why do you keep yapping?

This drugged-up one has been quiet for ages.

It's the drunkard who won't stop making noise.

This idiot...

I'll be damned!

We've been looking inside for the treasure,

when it's been right outside all along.

Oh, surprise, brother.

Welcome to Canada!

I love ladies.

You were all devotion back home,

and now you're here flaunting your riches.

No worries, we'll pull him aside and straighten him out.

- I'll be back, ladies. - Let's go.

Brother! Brother! Brother! Put him down.

Don't throw me down.

You've dragged me all over the place since morning.

I don't know where she is.

Brother, let me tell you something.

Go on.

Just hear me out.

She's not my sister.

Then what were you doing with her?

Take the card out of my pocket.

Pappi Entertainment?

That's my business card.

Let go of me.

By the way, how was my performance?

We can give you a much better performance.

Just tell us where she is.

She cheated me too.

After we came here from Punjab, she never paid me what she owed.

All I know is,

she's meeting someone called Chu tomorrow at the Mount Hotel.

Can I leave now?

Until we get a Rakhi tied on your wrist by your sister...

you're staying with us as collateral.

Hey, the drug bag's with Chu.

When is the buyer coming?

Chinese. Mexican. Nigerian.

This place is straight out of Narcos

and Vancouver Police has no clue?

What about that Indian girl?

What's her name?

Sir, if she stuck to one name, I could tell you.

Jasneet. Jessica. Jazz.

She changes her name and checks into a different hotel every other day.

God knows what she's up to, sir.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

Are you okay?

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

My phone battery's low.

Can I use your charger, please?

Charger.

Thank you.

Is everything okay?

I had a fight with my sister.

And she left.

That witch has switched her phone off too.

She has my purse, cash, cards... everything with her.

She told me that she's in the same hotel.

What should I do?

She's the one.

Have you seen her?

Sir, Neeru Bajwa's sister is Rubina.

This can't be her.

She's laying a trap, kid.

This girl is quite smart.

She's not after Chu.

She's after that bag full of drugs.

Let's see how she walks out of here with that bag.

I love Chinese.

What?

I mean Chinese food.

After robbing the whole village,

she's here living it up.

Taari, she'll answer for every penny she took.

Where do I go look for her? All these rooms are locked.

I don't even know any English.

Room service!

Good morning, sir. Your order.

Oh, good morning, darling.

Thank you so much. Complimentary breakfast?

Come on in, darling.

Oh, delicious.

He's the other kind.

Hey, hey! You bloody...

- Come on, darling. Don't run from me. - Let me go. I'm not like that!

- Don't run from me. Where are you going? - Let me go, please let me go!

- Be careful. - Housekeeping!

- Come on, darling. Don't run. - Hello! Listen! Please let me go.

Come on darling, please stay.

Nihal!

Taari...?

- Come on darling, don't run from me. - Stay away, brother.

- Taari... - I'm not what you think I am, Uncle.

Make some noise, Taari! I can't find you.

Drink it!

- Drink it. - No.

Drink it!

Come on!

Who do you think you are?

You want to fool me?

Who sent you?

- Jugni... - Jugni flex, Jugni flex, Jugni flex...

Jugni flex, Jugni flex, She flexes for sure...

- Jugni... - Jugni flex, Jugni flex...

Nihal!

Jugni flex, Jugni flex, She flexes for sure...

Jugni...

Jugni...

Jugni...

Get in, get in quick. Where were you?

I barely got out alive.

Or they would have Nakash Gill's song playing over my photo.

"Every eye is filled with tears, the one you..."

Jugni flex, Jugni flex, Jugni flex...

Jugni flex, Jugni flex, She flexes for sure...

Jugni flex, Jugni flex, Jugni flex...

Damn it, you ruined everything.

Tell me, did you find the girl or not?

I didn't find her.

That same bloody song is still stuck in my head.

"Come on, baby, darling, I need you..."

You found her?

If I had, she'd be standing right here, just like this girl.

Why do you keep spouting rubbish?

She ran all the way from Calcutta to Canada.

Why would she just walk up and stand in front of us?

- This is stupid. - I've got a feeling

she's somewhere close.

We're just inches away from her. We just need to look properly.

- Don't be stupid. - Hey, that girl dropped her phone.

Pick it up and take it back to her.

You idiot. Enough with the nonsense.

Damn, she must be famous. Everyone's got her as their wallpaper.

Excuse me...

can I get a charger?

Back when youth and strength were mine,

Back when youth and strength were mine,

You've run far enough.

From now on, wherever we go, we go together.

Let's go.

Leave me alone, Nihal.

Don't mess up your life because of me.

I'll be damned, that's some thick Punjabi.

She went straight from Bengal to Bathinda.

Even a chameleon doesn't change colours this fast.

You're worse than a chameleon.

I'm taking you back to my village.

Taking me to your village won't be that easy.

A Jatt doesn't bother with easy jobs.

You don't know me.

I'll tie you to the landing gear and take you with me.

Who are these guys now?

You don't even spare these people?

You even managed to fool those Chinese guys?

You promised us a whole fish-plant business,

and didn't even let us see a frog!

Hey!

Yes, Aunt?

Nihal, did you find the girl?

Yes, I found her. She's driving. I'm bringing her back.

In the car?

Yes, in the car.

We'll pick up the highway and take the bypass straight to Ludhiana.

Stand ready with a garland of marigolds.

Why do I keep hearing popping sounds in the background?

It's Diwali. People setting off firecrackers.

What? But Diwali's next month.

Exactly.

These English people are more advanced than us.

We're still behind. They celebrate it before we do.

I don't know who's ahead and who's behind,

but if you don't bring that girl back to the village,

the villagers will blow you up like a firecracker.

You'll light up like a Christmas tree!

Uncle, you take care of yourself too.

In this kind of cold, even people like you can drop dead.

Bye.

Jatts are wild and full of pride,

Pull the trigger, watch the gunfire ride.

My eyes roared,

They managed to scare everybody,

Such was my presence, buddy.

Back when youth and strength were mine,

I'm a warrior.

A 32 was always by my side.

I'm a soldier.

Bullets fire, bam-bam-bam!

Leave the whole crowd breathless where they stand.

Nihal, please leave me alone.

Drop me somewhere and get out of here.

Why did you blindfold me?

Why did you tie me up?

Why are you carrying me? Let me go. Let me go now!

Nihal, you have no idea who you're messing with.

If my brother finds out... he'll tear you apart.

No, no, no.

Come here, come here, come here.

- Watch your step. - Come, come, come.

Why are you making me go in circles? I'm feeling dizzy.

Sit here and tell us all about your brother's features.

- God, I hope he comes here. - Hmm.

Then he'll tell you exactly what his features are.

- Oh, my God, I'm so scared. - God answered your prayers!

Come on, tie a Rakhi on Dada brother's wrist.

Come on, baby.

Don't be a spoilsport now.

Looks like you got conned too.

Tell them where the villagers' money is.

These people have even made "Dada brother" squeal.

I'm squeaking like a toy now.

- Oh, Bubu, it's you. - Yeah!

It's so good to see you!

- Remember...? - Yeah.

- I know you, I know you, my dear. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Stop. I'm not Bubu.

I'm Tutu.

Bubu's brother.

You talk to them first. Let's go, Nihal.

Yeah.

Nihal, try to understand.

I'll return every penny I owe to your villagers.

Please help me.

Otherwise, those men will kill me.

It's extremely important that I deliver that bag.

What is in that bag?

Two million dollars' worth of drugs.

I'll be damned!

She deals in drugs.

Ask her if the cops are after her. I don't want us to get arrested.

No one's going to bail us out.

Nihal!

Even if the police from eleven countries are after you now...

I'll squeeze every penny your villagers lost out of you.

Taari... book their tickets to India.

Alright.

Nihal!

The doe is trapped in the jungle

Sir, we should take some action.

Before the lion eats the doe.

Let the lions gather first and get battered first.

Then we fire one shot...

and become the king of the jungle.

What, brother?

She wants some more time.

Oh!

What do you mean she wants more time?

You tell her...

she's got two days.

Or she's dead.

May bugs feast upon you,

May a snake's bite see you through,

Oh, you traitor, shame on you!

Look, bro. She's sitting there like such a sweet little cat.

Taari... You've had too much to drink, brother.

Go to sleep here.

I'm good. Sleep here.

You too.

Do you know why Jatts fall behind?

Because they trust and fall in love too quickly.

If you needed money, you should've just told me.

I'd have sold two acres of land and thrown the money at you.

Tell me one thing, though...

In this fake world you created,

was anything between you and me

ever even a little bit real?

Yes, Aunt?

Nihal, you've kept the whole village up with sleepless nights,

and here you are sleeping peacefully.

Exactly!

Did you find the con woman?

Let me sleep a little.

I found the girl ages ago.

Let us see her then.

Let me show her to you.

There you go, villagers!

The moment you've all been waiting for...

has finally arrived.

Allow me to present,

your very own diamond star,

your very own favourite...

Miss Jasneet!

Jasneet! Jasneet! Jasneet!

Where is she? I can't see her.

Aunt, can you see her?

- He's lying. - Yes.

I say we call him back to the village before he runs off too.

I think the network is...

There you go.

Taari! Taari! Taari! Taari! I think she killed my friend too!

Taari! Taari! Taari! I'll be damned!

What happened?

Your aunt has run away!

- What? - Yes.

How did the news get out? I was going to tell you about it.

Not your real aunt, you fool. Jasneet has run off.

Look at the ropes, they're all untied!

You were overspeeding, ma'am.

Open the boot.

Hello, hello, "I love ladies."

- Wake up, "I love ladies." - It's time to wake up, bro.

Get him out of here. Come here.

- Get up. - Where is your sister?

- Where is your sister? - Take the gag out first.

You're lucky she spent this much time with you.

She doesn't come into anyone's hands easily.

- Damn it. - Oh no.

Get the engine revving, Tutu.

How am I supposed drive it? She punctured the tyre, bro.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

That's quite a heavy bag.

Jassi, Jessica...

Jasneet?

Whatever your name is...

Tell me one thing,

have you ever played the snake game on a Nokia phone?

It keeps feeding and growing,

feeding and growing,

until it turns on itself and dies.

That's exactly what happened to you today.

A cop barely makes anything in a month,

but today you've hit a five-million-dollar jackpot.

Thank you.

You should get a ticket for overspeeding.

But I'll take care of it.

That's the least I could do for you.

We'd just caught her, and you went and let her slip away again.

You had no business drinking that much.

Couldn't you watch one girl for some time?

You slept with your eyes welded shut. Couldn't you keep an eye on her?

You came all the way to Canada with me for a bloody holiday?

You're pissed at me like I dropped her at the bus stop and told her, "Go on, run!"

She's drained every drop of my blood.

She's not my aunt. She's a walking disaster.

Watch the road! What's with all these jerks?

It's not like I'm hitting the brakes for fun.

I think we've run out of fuel.

Couldn't you have checked the fuel before we left?

What do you think I've been driving all my life, Punjab Roadways buses?

We stole it as is!

Passengers?

Brother, this bus isn't operating today.

The service is closed. It's a holiday.

Where is (the) girl?

I don't know.

No...

Then you're dead.

Tell me where is she!

Aunt...

Village...

Don't talk to me with that filter on your face.

I know how to use one too.

Here, check this out.

Look...

The one with a big nose.

Look at this one with a dog tongue.

See? Here you go.

I'm asking you... where is the girl?

I don't know.

Nihal...

My father taught me this:

It's not the friendship that's great,

it's the one who stays true to it.

How dare you hit me! Try hitting me now!

Fate played its game.

Now it's my turn.

And I'm the kind of player...

who keeps playing even after losing.

Run, Jasneet Kaur. Run as far as you can.

No matter where you flee, Nihal Singh will bring you back to the village.

Sir...

we've told you the truth.

You can even make us swear on it.

We're sitting here with God as my witness.

Yes.

We were only trying to find that girl

who ran off after stealing our villagers' money.

We were going to take her and go back.

Tell me, sir, where did we go wrong?

You weren't wrong.

You just picked a fight with the wrong people.

You have the entire city in uproar.

You are in demand with both the police and the gangsters.

What?

- We got that famous? - Huh?

I didn't get you, sir.

Let me introduce you to your new friends, my dear.

You know this guy?

Oh, that's Ku.

We gave him quite a beating once.

Sir, we hit him so hard that his face looked like

an elephant had run into a thorny tree.

Lucky for you,

you're still alive.

This is Ku, the most dangerous criminal in the Chu gang.

Chu, the butcher.

Butcher?

That's his last name?

No. A butcher as in a real butcher.

This guy cuts people up like goats.

Sir, can we get Chu brother's number?

What do you need his number for?

We just want to call and apologise for messing up so badly.

I'm giving you 48 hours.

Find the girl and get out of Canada.

Nihal, I don't even know how we're supposed to pray to this Baba ji here.

There's only one God, Taari.

Just close your eyes, bow your head and say your prayer.

Baba ji, please help us.

Baba ji, please pass our message on to our Baba ji back home.

His children are in serious trouble.

How are we supposed to show our faces back in the village?

Baba ji, please don't let my father's sacrifice go to waste.

Please help us, Baba ji.

Please help us find that girl.

Huh?

Nihal, I think Baba ji's listening to us.

Let's kneel down and pray properly.

Baba ji, just help us with this one thing.

And we'll donate some ceiling fans with our names on their blades.

So you'll know it was Nihal and Taari who donated them.

Bow your head, Nihal.

The bell rang, Taari. Did you hear that?

Did you hear it? Get up.

I think Baba ji's started talking to our Baba ji back home.

Bow again.

Baba ji, please just help us find the girl.

- Thank you, Baba ji! - Baba ji, thank you!

- Thank you, Baba ji! - Come on, let's go grab her!

Get her! Get her! Over here, Taari.

- Taari, this way. - Come here, come here.

Please come here, Kabaddi!

- Come on, come on! - Where will you go now?

Oh no!

Back when youth and strength were mine,

The doe can run all she wants...

she still won't escape the lion.

Taari...

Take a photo. Let's send it to the villagers.

Got it!

Mom! Mom!

Nihal caught the girl!

Look at the photo!

It's an AI generated photo.

I won't believe it until he drags her back to the village.

Get lost now.

She's standing quite close to him.

How many times do I have to tell you? I don't have your villagers' money.

You don't have the money?

- Then where did it go? - In the bag!

But the bag had drugs in it.

I bought them using...

I'll be damned!

My villagers have never even touched tobacco,

and you bought drugs with their hard earned money?

But I can get the money back.

How?

By selling that bag of drugs.

And why are you looking at me? Sell it!

The bag's been stolen.

I'll be damned! My villagers have been robbed, people!

Don't panic. Don't panic just yet.

We can still get the money back.

How?

If you steal the bag again.

You want me to steal it?

Yes.

- I'll... - No, no. We'll do it together.

Watch your mouth!

My father, a soldier spent his life seizing drugs at the border...

and now you want his son to steal drugs in Canada?

Fine.

Your choice.

Either go back and face the villagers,

or live by your father's principles.

Well...

Dad, forgive me.

Looks like I'll have to steal drugs for the villagers now.

Just watch over me.

Jasneet!

This is the place you need to steal from.

So how do we pull this off?

Pappi will explain the plan.

Have you ever stolen anything before?

- The Kohinoor. - What?!

You stole the Kohinoor?

No!

I stole a hand-wash from the Kohinoor restaurant.

They spent three days searching the CCTV recordings.

They never found a clue!

What nonsense!

Stop acting like an expert thief.

Jasneet and I will go inside.

You three stay outside.

- Keep watch. - Okay.

- Let's go. - Okay.

Hey, hello!

At least take the mask along!

Why, are we here for a COVID test?!

Such a pest!

So many keys?!

You didn't spend your whole life getting keys made, did you?

Do your podcast later.

Just do what you came here to do.

How did you get inside?

Through the window.

How else could I get through? Bluetooth?

Where's the bag?

Do you think he told me, "I'm sleeping,

the bag's in the cupboard, come and get it!"

We'll have to look for it.

Do one thing... you look over there.

- I'll search here. - Okay.

What are you doing over here?

You don't know how to steal?

Go over there!

You think I used to rob alongside real bandits back in the day?

I'll hit you if you don't stop your nonsense.

Hey, I know this cop.

Why is his picture hanging here?

He gave us 48 hours!

That's him.

I'm not stealing anything!

- I'm leaving! - Nihal! Nihal, stop! Stop!

For the sake of the villagers' money.

- Please don't go. - You're really pulling the villagers'

money card now?

We could get a life sentence for this!

By the time that ends, the villagers will all be dead.

How dare she pull the villagers' money card!

I'm not doing it!

Nihal...

He's here! Run, run, run!

It'll take them some time to get back.

Let's kill some time.

How?

Now I'll show you Govinda's dance.

Hats off to your bravery.

You actually came to rob a police officer's house.

Boom! Yo! Yo!

Yeah! Yeah, man!

You shouldn't move, okay?

I've got a Baretta pressed against your neck.

If you even twitch a little,

remember one thing,

the bullet coming out of this

will be as big as your middle finger.

Nihal...

Shall we leave?

What do you mean, shall we leave?

It's the first time I've kidnapped someone.

And that too, a cop!

I'm loving this.

Look how he's trembling like a leaf.

Don't be scared at all.

Because this is just a cucumber.

You gave me 48 hours.

That's why I'm letting you live.

Otherwise, I'd have shown you

this cucumber can do more than just feed you.

Let's go!

Thank you...

for paying my speeding ticket.

Ta-ta!

Come on, come on.

- Dance with us. - It is aside.

I like it! I like it! I like it!

- I like to party! - Come on!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I like that step!

Yeah!

Oh no!

- No! - You've hurt me!

All is well!

- All is well! - Run! Run!

- Come on, get in the car! - What's going on?

Let's go, let's go, hurry up!

Nihal, slow down! I feel like I'm flying.

We're not in a car. We're on a plane!

We're going to land straight in our village.

Tap the belt lightly... my brakes are shot.

The rest of us have our seat belts on.

Then we're good.

Quiet. Captain Jasneet speaking.

There's turbulence ahead due to bad weather.

Fasten your seat belts.

Captain Nihal Singh is taking over the flight.

I asked her, "Where are you?"

Where are you?

She said she'd gone to visit her aunt in the village.

To visit her aunt.

I asked, "What are you doing?"

She said she was sleeping with her sister-in-law.

I asked her, "Where are you?"

I asked, "Where..."

She said she was sleeping with her sister-in-law.

I've been calling you all day.

I couldn't sleep at night. You've driven me crazy.

You didn't answer my calls.

l dozed off.

I asked her, "Where are you?"

She said she'd gone to visit her aunt in the village.

I asked her, "Where are you?"

Where are you?

She said she'd gone to visit her aunt in the village.

To visit her aunt.

I asked, "What are you doing?"

She said she was sleeping with her sister-in-law.

I asked, "Where..."

I asked, "Where..."

Where did you disappear to without telling me?

She said she'd informed me by email.

I asked, "Aren't you coming to see me?"

She said, "I just met you yesterday."

I asked her, "Where are you?"

She said she'd gone to visit her aunt in the village.

I asked, "Where..."

I asked, "Where..."

I asked, "Where..."

I asked, "Where..."

Forgive me, Sunny.

I couldn't save you.

Or you're dead!

Jasneet?!

I won't let you die

until I've settled my score.

After that, I might take you back to the village

and shoot you myself.

A person like you

can never understand the value of anyone.

You look for profit in every relationship.

And here I am, talking to someone

who puts no value on relationships.

I don't value relationships?

Who could know their worth better than me?

I'm the one who's been running around because of relationships.

Sometimes relationships put a person in a position

where they'll cross any limit

just to get the people they love back.

That's what I'm doing.

Do you have the courage to hear the truth?

Our parents...

died when we were very young.

This is my brother...

Sunny.

I never let him miss our parents.

Like every Punjabi boy,

he too dreamed of going to Canada.

I took on debt to make that dream come true,

paid for his IELTS, and sent him to Canada.

But what he didn't know

was that his happiness would only last for a little while.

Brother...

- Yes, son? - Is this the address for this college?

This is the place.

Are you a student?

Yes, sir.

Did you come here on a study visa?

- Yes, brother. - This place has shut down.

You got conned.

Your agent scammed you, son.

He couldn't work illegally.

Sometimes he found work, sometimes he didn't.

He was scared they'd deport him.

His situation was so bad...

but he never told me about it.

He didn't even tell me he'd been forced to leave his home.

Looks like you haven't eaten in a long time.

You wanna make some quick cash?

Yeah.

- My man! - How you doing, my brother?

I'm doing well, brother.

- This is the guy? - This is the new guy I was telling you about.

Hey, you're the new guy, eh?

Hand me the bag!

This bag must reach the destination.

If it does,

I'm gonna pay you very well, young man!

Okay.

But if it doesn't...

I'm gonna kill you,

dig out your organs with a spoon,

with a bumbaclot spoon!

Did you hear me, my youth?!

After this deal, you're gonna make a lot of money, huh?

Now go and get a pack of cigarettes for me.

Okay, so Sunny's friend sold the Nigerian's bag to the Chinese.

And the Nigerians wanted their bag back.

That's why they kidnapped Sunny.

Hmm.

Or you're dead!

I have your brother.

No!

Sometimes, to keep a relationship alive,

you have to kill your conscience.

That's what I did too.

I trapped you in the name of love,

scammed your villagers,

and ended up here.

I didn't even realise when,

while deceiving you,

I ended up falling in love with you.

I thought I'd take the bag from the Chinese,

give it to the Nigerians,

save my brother's life,

and return your villagers' money.

Instead, I lost my brother...

and you too.

After hearing what she said...

my heart tells me to believe her.

But my mind says no!

But what if she's telling the truth?

Then I'll regret it for the rest of my life,

that I didn't believe her when she was telling the truth.

God go us together and sent us here.

We may have come from opposite sides,

but we're one now.

Don't worry.

What kind of Singh would I be

if I let a Kaur's eyes fill with tears in front of me?

We're not going alone.

Your brother is coming to Punjab with us too.

Nihal, these people are extremely dangerous.

A Jatt doesn't pick fights with the weak.

Take love from a lover, and only scars remain.

Take fear from a man, and only a Jatt remains.

Now no matter how many rogues come together,

I'll tear them apart like sheets of paper.

This is where the drug deal's happening?

They haven't made any proper arrangements.

Arrangements? You think this place is your in-law's home

with your wife's sisters standing at the door

waiting for you to cut some bloody ribbon?

And suddenly one of them says,

"Don't end up cutting dress or something."

This is exactly what a drug deal looks like.

- Okay. - Yes.

Just stay alert.

We'll be alert, brother.

But what if they find out we have sugar in our bag instead of drugs?

They'll start crushing us like lemons for lemonade.

How would they find out?

Forget that and tell me, do you have a plan?

I've got a plan.

We'll show them the bag.

They'll show us the boy.

Before they open the bag,

we'll get the boy into the car and drive off.

Drive off? There they come.

Don't shoot my leg.

I'm home!

You want your brother?

Give me your bag,

and you can have your brother.

Yes, yes... one minute.

Hey! What the hell is this?

Where did these Chinese guys come from?

You said the deal was with Nigerians.

I think they have an account to settle too.

Or do you think they've come here to sell momos?

You guys get ready, suckers.

Go back.

Taari, use Google Translate.

They look so dangerous, I swear even Google would be scared to translate them.

Exactly.

They're saying we'll give the bag to the Nigerians,

the deal will happen with the Chinese, and I'll get my brother back!

Look at you!

So this is what you look like!

Well, here I am!

Remember this *** face,

because I'll remember yours.

But for now, we've got a business deal to do.

So let's get this done.

Brother, take the bag.

- Give her brother back. - Give her brother back.

This is yours. This is for you.

Guess what, take it!

Taari, we should leave.

What is this?!

It's...

This is sugar!

We are doomed.

No! No! No! No!

Run!

That way! Over there!

Let's go there.

This isn't a drop of blood.

It's the Jatt's promise!

Let the world itself come crashing down,

but no one will lay a finger on Jasneet as long as Nihal is here.

What happened?

He's not my brother.

Jasneet, don't do this.

I risked my life to get him here.

- Take a good look at him. - Nihal, he isn't my brother.

I know you two were separated some time ago.

He's grown a beard and moustache.

Look closely. This is your brother.

Nihal, I told you he isn't my brother.

- Get out of here! - Hey...

Sunny...?

Sunny...?

Kaka...

I told you, didn't I?

I'd fire just one shot,

and we'd become the king of the jungle.

This isn't some damn cucumber.

This is what you call a real Baretta.

The bullet that comes out of this is as big as your middle finger.

I could've arrested you on day one.

But I knew,

the drug mafia had the whole system terrified,

and you had them shaking within two days.

I needed someone like you.

So I took upon the mission of bringing you two together.

Everything went exactly as I wanted.

But when you ran off with that bag...

The whole game fell apart.

Because one player was out of the game.

Now I understand

why you didn't hand that bag over as police evidence.

Why you keep it with yourself.

Because you knew

we'd definitely come looking for that bag.

You didn't come there on your own...

You were brought there.

Because we wanted to restart the game.

And the mafia...

had to meet its end.

Officer...

They are the Punjabi boys the drug mafia was exploiting...

Sunny!

As for Jasneet's brother...

He's now a state witness.

I'd replaced him with one of my officers.

And now I'm not giving you advice.

I'm giving you a warning.

Pack your bags, and get out of here.

Forgive me, sister.

I won't go anywhere, leaving you behind.

You're okay, right?

Forgive me.

By God's grace, Nihal Singh kept his father's honour intact.

The very villagers who once wanted to blacken his statue

are now the ones placing garlands around his neck.

The villagers have got their money back,

and his mother has a smile on her face.

- Taari... - Yes?

We risked our lives out there.

The villagers haven't given us a proper welcome.

Something's missing.

But I can't put my finger on it.

Right.

They should've arranged an orchestra for our grand arrival.

You want to dance, you idiot?

Something else is missing.

What's missing?

- Nihal... - What's missing?

There she is!

That's what was missing.

Miss Punjaban!

My Aunt Tadka.

Son, I'm not that bad

that I wouldn't stand by the village's progress.

You deserve praise for this.

But remember one thing.

You and I will always be at each other's throats.

Now get our startup going too,

and make us... entrepreneurs!

There you have it. The villagers' fish plant is finally open!

And the villagers aren't sitting idle anymore.

They're studying fish farming.

And the head of this fish farm is...

our aunt.

Nikka...

I won't let a single heron anywhere near our village pond,

forget catching a fish.

So the two of them are back together, huh?

Look, they look just like the two of us, don't they?

The black one is as innocent as me.

Look how the orange one has got him wrapped around her finger.

What do you mean?

You think I'm fast?

A little.

If the black had his way, he'd jump straight into the pond.

Oh, really?

So you're planning to run away?

Why, didn't you run away?

What happens if I run?

Excuse me!

What do you mean, excuse me?

With all this fish breeding going on, our breeding has completely stopped.

Our honeymoon has practically been spent in the pond.

My father comes into my dreams every night and abuses me.

He says, "Niha,

how long are you going to keep giving me false promises?

Make me a grandfather."

Even the villagers have started making fun of me.

They say Nihal is only good for fish.

Did I take of contract to please your whole village?

You haven't taken the contract for anything.

It was my bad luck that I got on that train.

Yeah, yeah. And it was my bad luck that I asked you for a charger.

You look like a beauty queen,

Like a fairy from the heavens, pure and serene.

You stand apart from every girl I see,

Beautiful, you look like you were made for me.

You look like a beauty queen,

Like a fairy from the heavens, pure and serene.

You stand apart from every girl I see,

Beautiful, you look like you were made for me.

Your hair, such a rich and radiant shade,

That nose ring looks like it was custom-made.

Sometimes I long to watch you from afar,

Sometimes I want to stop you where you are.

You'd make even Heer's youth look pale,

From head to toe, diamonds adorn your trail.

You look like a beauty queen,

Like a fairy from the heavens, pure and serene.

You stand apart from every girl I see,

Beautiful, you look like you were made for me.

You look like a beauty queen,

Like a fairy from the heavens, pure and serene.

You stand apart from every girl I see,

Beautiful, you look like you were made for me.

These days you walk like you own a red carpet,

Paparazzi's outside your gate and you're the target.

That reel with the blacked-out windows went viral with style,

You've left every Bombay beauty trailing by a mile.

You're slim and tall, you've got it all,

You're a firecracker that outshines all.

You look like a beauty queen,

Like a fairy from the heavens, pure and serene.

You stand apart from every girl I see,

Beautiful, you look like you were made for me.

You look like a beauty queen,

Like a fairy from the heavens, pure and serene.

You stand apart from every girl I see,

Beautiful, you look like you were made for me.

The way you walk is intoxicating,

In that fitted red silk kurta, you're breathtaking.

I'd take you somewhere far away and alone,

Everything about you leaves me overthrown.

You're simply amazing,

And everywhere you go, there's chaos raging.

You're a fairy queen who's captivating,

Everyone talks about you, forever praising.

Gippy Grewal will cast you in his films,

Even Gill Rauni would say your beauty thrills.

You look like a beauty queen,

Like a fairy from the heavens, pure and serene.

You stand apart from every girl I see,

Beautiful, you look like you were made for me.

You look like a beauty queen,

Like a fairy from the heavens, pure and serene.

You stand apart from every girl I see,

Beautiful, you look like you were made for me.