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IAIN STIRLING: Previously...

on Love Island...

♪ Love is in the air Everywhere I look around... ♪

From the beginning, I did feel like there was something there with you.

I hit a speed bump... Yeah, a big speed bump.

..and you come and saved the day. I did save the day.

IAIN: romance blossoms...

I'm on the right track with something very special.

I really want to kiss you right now, I can't lie.

♪ Love is in the air

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh... ♪

I'm gonna sing it from the rooftops.

I just got my first kiss on the terrace! Yes!

IAIN: But trouble...

I would like to couple up with Grace.

..was brewing.

Ronnie.

How many... What's the number you've actually slept with?

About 120. Eurgh! I actually feel sick.

He said, like, "Had I not have picked Sean,

"he was going to be 100% for me." Oh, wait. Hold on. What?

IAIN: Tonight...

My heart! Agh!

..hearts...

are...

racing.

Girls, I can't breathe.

Whoo!

I'm like a kid on Christmas Day! Give me my present!

♪ La, la, la, la, la-la-la La, la, la, la, la-la... ♪

IAIN: Oh, Sean and Matilda - it's a classic love story.

Boy meets girl, girl pies boy, boy kisses girl.

It's a tale as old as time itself.

Look at him, looking over to you. Oh, I can't...

He can't get enough. That is so cute.

He was like, "Oh, I just really want to kiss you."

And I said, "Listen, I won't pie you a second time."

And then he went in for the kiss! It was so good!

THEY SQUEAL

Wait, I'm obsessed. I'm actually obsessed with this.

Like, babe, are you not so charmed? I am.

Good deal, now, innit? It's like a good deal.

Oh, he is a cutie.

Are you buzzing? Mate, I am gassed, bro. I can't lie.

Boys, just calm it down, she's looking over.

You're going to cringe her out now. Mate, I don't care, are you joking?

All right, sound then.

Babe, literally congrats.

I know it's weird to say congrats to your first kiss, but like...

Are you excited?

I just, like, I want to kiss him again.

You want to? Yeah.

Round two? Yeah. Sean, upstairs, now!

I'll give you a little back story,

which I haven't told anyone in here, right? What? OK, yeah, yeah.

When went to the Hideaway, I went to go and kiss her

and she gave me a custard pie.

THEY LAUGH No way!

And then I wiped the custard off my face,

and then I went again tonight and I said, "Look, hopefully

there's no custard pies on the menu tonight."

And she was like, "No." And I was just like, "Yes!"

And then I was just too gassed.

Buzzing for you, man. Cheers, appreciate it.

Literally buzzing.

Yeah, well done. Mate, you came a long way, bro.

And a good kiss? Great kiss. Great kiss.

Great kiss? Yeah, great kiss.

I would say 20 seconds at least. Ooh!

Proper snog. Yeah, proper snog.

What a blinder. Well done, bro.

IAIN: Ciaran has 120 notches on his bedpost,

which means two things.

One, he's got one hell of a libido.

And two, he's got barely any bedpost.

That thing has been whittled to within an inch of its life.

Had a conversation with Ciaran and it was like quite...

Took me back by surprise a little bit.

He just said that, erm...

how many people he'd slept with.

And he said a high number. Like... How many?

In the hundreds? Mmm.

Like over 200? No. 120. OK.

Honestly, girls, I like him so much, that's why I'm worried.

Because I like him this much, I'm worried...

What he's like on the outside, yeah. ..what he's like on the outside.

But I think that's different.

When you're single, you can do what you want. Yeah.

And he's only had one girlfriend? And he cheated on her.

Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that.

As of right now, he hasn't given you a reason

to think that he'd act waywards, do you know what I mean?

Maybe I'm just overthinking it.

He's actually just being, like, the nicest boy ever.

Yeah, but this is what I'm most worried about.

I don't want to go for somebody who is like...

Been with everyone that you know? Mmm.

And I know what I'm like in relationships, I'm loyal

and I worship the ground the others walk on and I'm so...

He is like that with you, he's making you coffees every day,

he's doing the upmost and more for you in here.

Yeah, I know I don't wanna overthink it, and that,

but I was thinking, "Jeez."

He treats you so well and he's so good to you,

you can't, like, fixate on what happened in the past.

Yeah, because it's the future now. Yeah.

And if the tables were turned, and he was shocked about her past,

she would hope that he wouldn't think...

He would accept it and move forward with it. Of course.

And just remember thinking about how strong a connection there is,

the fact that he's had his fun and now he just wants Nicki Peach. Yeah.

Nicki Peach!

Cheers to that, bitch. Cheers to that, baby.

Cheers. Cheers!

IAIN: Candyman Sean can't resist spilling the beans,

which is what got him fired from that job

at the Jelly Belly factory.

Hi, guys. Here she is. Here, I'm back.

You look so beautiful tonight.

Aw, Joey, thank you. Great outfit.

Thanks so much. How is everyone?

So, yeah, Konnor was round the fire pit...

What's he said?

..and he is reasoning for coupling up with you,

obviously finds you attractive and you was obviously

not selected by the public in the top three. Mm-hm.

He then also said about the fact that, you know,

it didn't work on the outside for you two, so he thought

there could be a possibility that it won't work in here. Mm-hm.

And he wants to explore it with you to see if there could be

a better connection, and that he feels like

there's an opportunity there for him to move forward with that

and couple up with you,

and that was his decision, based on that.

Mm-hm. I mean, even though I don't agree with his points,

I think, like, his points... His points are fair.

I don't think there's, like, an opportunity,

or, like, a slight amount of, like...

Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

I don't think that there's any opportunity.

Said that you friended him off.

He still thinks that... that isn't the case.

And... He's not aware of that.

I feel like I made it... I've made it very clear today

that there's no romantic spark. Right.

And there won't be, and that, like, I'm only interested in Joey.

Yeah. So I don't know why he still feel like...

feels like there's a window of hope that, like, something might change.

Yeah.

Honestly, I don't wanna know.

Do you feel like I need to speak to him and just be like,

"You know, obviously, we've spoken today, but, like,

I just wanna make it crystal-clear that, like, there isn't, like,

any type of...

Like, the window isn't open for you to swoop in,

and, like, take me.

KONNOR: Yo! Hello.

Hey, you all right?

Hey. Can we chat, please? Yeah. Where would you like to go?

Over here. Cool, cool.

JOEY BLOWS RASPBERRY JOEY: Bro...

Like, I don't know how much more crystal-clear

you can be to him now. Like, it's just, like...

Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

So, I know we spoke earlier... KONNOR: Yeah, yeah.

..obviously, after the recoupling.

Cos, yeah, I wanted to come over and just give you a reason...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cos you probably feel

a little bit like, "Why has Konnor picked me?" Yeah.

And I understand that. And, like, I wanna tell you my reasonings.

Yeah.

But it was just, like, the...

No-one's told me that they're closed.

You haven't told me that you're closed off, so...

Yeah. If you told me you're closed off straightaway, 100%...

I get that, but this whole closed off thing,

I think, like, actions speak a lot louder than words. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, cos you and Joey already know each other,

and you've already had this holiday romance,

and then, in my head, I'm like,

"OK, it didn't work the first time, what's different this time?" Mm-hm.

Like, is this, like, another holiday romance?

So this is another reason for why I've picked you.

You know, that's something I need to speak about with Joey,

because although we're in this, like, love bubble at the moment,

it's very much a fact that, like, we were...

We had a holiday romance.

But, you know, we did still carry on seeing each other

when we got back home.

Mm-hm. And we did for a little while.

It was just... you know, life got involved...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, work commitments got involved,

and we were both very busy,

to a point where it was difficult to see each other. Yeah.

It wasn't that there wasn't a spark,

and it wasn't that feelings were lost.

It was that the situation wasn't right.

I did have to pick someone,

and they are my reasons for why I wanted to pick you. Yeah.

Cos I couldn't see anything with some of the other girls.

Anybody else. OK, well, I appreciate you being honest.

All good? And, listen, this isn't me talking behind your back.

No, no, no. Because I was gonna pull you...

You were gonna speak to me about it, yeah.

Like, literally, just then, I was gonna come pull you and tell you.

Mm-hm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ronnie's about to be hauled over the coals

for something he said on Love Island.

Join the club, mate (!) If it's any consolation,

you get used to it after the first one hundred times.

HARRIETT: What the hell? No, like...

What is she doing? No, but I'm just...

I'm really confused about this whole sitch.

Read the room! I know.

Like, what are you doing? I know. I know.

FOOTSTEPS

I've done nothing wrong.

No. No, no, no.

Come to my office, please.

Listen, listen, listen, listen.

I reckon a disciplinary could be on the cards.

Why, what have I done? No, it's fine.

So, obviously, you two have just had, like,

a really great day. Like, whatever.

And the conversation was that you have basically said to her...

No, go on... if three weeks ago, or whenever it was,

if she picked you, you would have been all for her.

That would have been it.

So then, in, obviously, Harriett's eyes, she's like...

HE SIGHS

She's, like, "We've just had this lovely day."

I just said to her, "If at the time I recoupled...

"That wasn't my option, and things went the way it did."

Since then, I've not spoke to the girl at all.

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine.

I said, "You pulling me tonight? No."

I've said no. That's what I said to you, didn't I?

I said, "He said no." And I've said... I said...

"So I want someone to walk into this villa and take you away." So...

That is my answer. Yeah.

I was clear to the point of it. That's fine.

I'm not a horrible person, so I just told her the facts.

No, nothing's gonna go forward with me and her,

but I try to be nice about it, and then people run away with it

and then go, "Oh, he said this and that.

"I'm gonna sit on that and think, 'Oh, maybe...'" No!

Well, this is why we wanted to grab you now,

because we didn't actually want it to escalate any further.

Why did you just do that?

Like, you could have done that a week ago

or you could have done that tomorrow.

Like, why have you just done that now?

Do you know what I mean? Mm.

Babe, that's all cleared up, and there was actually no...

There's no beef.

I'm really glad that we've had this conversation,

because now, actually, like, it's really not that serious.

And I knew it was not even gonna be that serious.

It's not serious, but it's just annoying

cos I actually wanna have a nice day.

But you've had a nice day.

You've had a nice day, so just ignore it now.

SHE LAUGHS

I know who I can trust, and I know who has my back in here,

and I'm really hurt because I think I put myself out there

to really save Jess yesterday, when actually,

she deserved to be here as much as Tiffany did.

I'm just going to be really careful with what I say and what I do

because that, to me, was not a true friend move.

♪ We're the lost ones, yeah It's a jungle, yeah... ♪

IAIN: It's the end of the day

where Sean proved that the old saying is true.

A gentleman never tells,

while a candyman screams about snogging a lady

from the nearest balcony.

Right, you lot, off to bed.

♪ We're the lost ones, yeah It's a jungle, yeah... ♪

Such a good kisser. Yeah. Really good kisser.

That's a relief. Was it passionate?

Yeah, it was. It was like... LAUGHTER

Dark pause. I told you.

♪ We see beauty in our dreams We're the lost ones, yeah... ♪

Shawnee boy! Shawnee boy! How you feeling, mate?

Sealed the deal with a kiss tonight,

so hopefully some pillow talk finally and...

Yeah, boy! Yeah, boy!

♪ Cos we are flawed and we're afraid Of a past that we tried to change

♪ But our dreams Didn't go to waste... ♪

Are you happy with your first cuddle?

Yeah, I'm buzzing. Are you? Mm-hm.

Don't want to be awks. Course.

It's all good. I know.

Night! Night, babe. See you in the morning.

Night, Connor. Night, mate. See you in the morning.

He'll be watching you!

♪ We're the lost ones, yeah It's a jungle, yeah

♪ Our thorns are buried deep But we see beauty in our dreams

♪ And we're broken, yeah but we're hopeful, yeah. ♪

♪ You like to feel a way About it all... ♪

IAIN STIRLING: Konnor's surprised Joey and him

aren't getting along better cos right now Konnor reckons

he can see a lot of himself in Joey.

To be fair, Konnor, that's just Joey's mirrored sunglasses.

Morning, babe. Morning. Sleep well? Yeah, I did, actually.

Sean, how was your sleep? Best sleep yet, bro.

That's good to hear.

How about you, Harriett and Ron-Ron? Yeah, sweet, all good.

♪ I close my eyes Don't wake me no more

♪ I break the ties I'm gone for good now... ♪

Can't wait to get back in bed with Grace.

♪ No, no, no-no, no, no, no... ♪

How're you feeling, Wil?

Good, bro. Plenty of smooching going on last night.

Can feel him getting excited when you're kissing in bed.

♪ And that's how bad I feel It's a shame that you want more... ♪

Nice little cuddle last night. Smooch-smooch?

Yeah, we had a little smooch-smooch, so, you know...

I had a really good night's sleep and a good cuddle all night.

Wonder what today brings, boys. Ready for the day.

♪ It's not that you were bad for me So don't be paranoid. ♪

Right, I've whipped up my cooking skills again.

Aw! Sean! CHUCKLES

Mine's a bit more BTEC. This is adorable.

You want any sauce? Oh, no, sauce.

Right, smashed it. Smashed it. Smashed it out the park.

Happy Matilda.

It's so cute. How did you make these into hearts?

Can't tell you that. CHUCKLES

First breakfast date. Hopefully it's better than the stake.

He's definitely passed the snuggle test.

Obviously, you find out a lot from a kiss, from a cuddle.

So, like, so far, so good.

And then, obviously, I've got a lovely little breakfast

made for me this morning.

Heart-shape avo on toast, and scrambled eggs.

So cute. He's adorable.

I've had such a good couple of days. C'or, it's honestly been so good.

Yesterday was my favourite day. Was it? Mm-hm.

Any particular reason as to why?

Everything. Any highlight moments?

THEY GIGGLE

IAIN: Jess and Harriett are playing hide and seek.

Although, between you and me,

I don't think Jess' heart's really in it.

Hey, girl. Hey. You OK?

Yeah. Good.

Just wanted to... Obviously, I know you spoke last night. Yeah.

For once, I just thought, d'you know what,

I am gonna be selfish and I am gonna speak to him

when I wanna speak to him,

and I get the timing wasn't nice for you. Yeah.

But there's been situations in here where things have happened

and I've not appreciated the timings,

but I've kind of just thought, well, everyone's here for themselves. Mm.

You know, of course, it was a little bit awkward in the beginning

because the situation, but I feel like

we've both got over that. Yeah, of course, yeah.

I feel like we're in such a good place. Exactly.

Whereas just last night, I was just a bit like "Eurgh,"

like, do you know what I mean?

Yeah, of course. It's not nice to hear that.

Obviously, I wish you all the best with him.

My only advice, always has been and always will be,

and I know it is, is just be wary.

Yeah, but I'm wary, yeah. You are. You're not a stupid girl.

Just be mindful of that and let him work for you

because you deserve to be treated

the way he was trying to treat Tiffany.

Yeah. You don't deserve to be second option. You know what I mean?

You are a special woman. Babes, so do you.

Oh, I know. You're a special lady.

So, yeah. No, it's all good in the hood. Love you so much.

Thanks for coming over. Come here.

On the outside, Harriett's not someone I would be friends with,

whereas in here, you are forced into relationships.

I do have love for her

in the sense that I do see her like a little sister,

and I like to guide her and give her advice in that sense,

and she does take on board what I say.

You're right, boy? You all right, boys?

The bad news is, Barbara, Konnor's got no girls to talk to,

but the good news is

he's got plenty of time to wax my unruly nose hair.

It's like I'm hiding a pair of gerbils up there.

You know, like, you're kind of going around,

and you're seeing everyone in a couple.

Everyone's like already formed those connections and stuff,

and coming in when I have,

it's hard to pull someone when their energy is already there.

Do you know what I mean?

You know when people say that they're open in here,

but I don't feel they are.

I think people say they're open to protect themselves. Yeah.

It's just, like, running up a stream that's coming at you.

You know what I mean? Going against the current, and it's like...

It's almost pointless. What if you get to the top?

Freestyle, just up the stream.

I don't know. You've just got to wait, bro.

That's it. Just see what happens, innit?

Cos it is quick in here, innit? Yeah. Yeah.

Do you think life on the outside will be, like, wild?

I think it'll be fun.

Cos obviously, it's, like, a little bit in the back of my mind. What?

It's gonna be different on the outside, and obviously,

we did kind of start off in this kind of setting

where we were just spending every day together.

You know, you're just in your own little, like, bubble.

But, like, life does just get involved, so I just wanna...

You know, it's not like... It doesn't keep me up at night.

But obviously, I would be lying

if I said it's not something I've thought about.

Yeah, but that's natural. I've thought about it as well.

Yeah. Of course.

I don't want to get to a point where we are, like, so close,

and I've got genuinely, like, very strong feelings for you,

and then to be on the outside

and for it to just go how it did last time.

I also don't wanna, like, fall into the pressure of, like,

feeling like we have to live together and,

like, be together 24/7.

Like, I don't wanna rush it because it feels like I should.

Well, we can go at our pace, do you know what you mean? Exactly.

I'm glad that the way we feel about each other in here, like, it's nice.

Like, we both want each other. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. So I think that's all that matters right now,

do you know what I mean?

We don't have to put, like, no... Any pressure... any pressure on it.

But it's nice to know that me and you are thinking the same thing.

Exactly. Like, I am actually excited, but I just...

Same. Yeah, I wanted to say that.

Mimii and Ayo are on the sofa. Ayo's thinking, "This is lovely."

Mimii's thinking, "Oh, my God. I can't feel my own leg!"

Are you shocked about all of this? What?

About, like, how we have come in and how we've just...

Yeah. I feel like at the beginning, especially with the...

I wasn't really sure. Do you know what I mean?

But now I'm more... I'm definitely sure now.

You're my type of person, I've been saying that. Mm.

I don't like noise. I like peace. Me too, please.

You know what I'm saying? I run away from having...

But it's because I've been through that before,

do you know what I mean? You're just...

Yeah, but are you the type of person to go, like, "fishing" fishing?

I was then because I was constantly being lied to all the time,

do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I get that.

Obviously, if I'm being lied to, and I wanna believe the person,

but then I can sense something else, I will find out,

do you know what I mean?

Because I've done that, and I've been there, done that.

I'll never be that person again because that's not me.

This is me. Calm, cool, collected, like I was before I met that person.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

TEXT ALERT, HE JEERS

I've got a text! Someone's got a text.

SHE READS ALOUD:

THEY CHEER

Don't do anything stupid, Ronnie.

♪ Won't you make me dizzy From your kisses?

♪ Will you take my hand and spin me?

♪ Round and round... ♪

Oh, it's gonna be saucy.

It's gonna be sexy. It's gonna be slippery.

"Gonna be slippery." It's gonna be double naughty.

♪ Take me back to the beginning... ♪

We've got one chance to do it, so just go all out.

Guys, I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I wonder if the boys are practising their dance moves?

♪ Make me dizzy From your kisses... ♪

They say... They're sitting down there.

It's gotta be, like, a leg up.

Yeah, that's the one, I'm not gonna lie.

JOEY LAUGHS

Straight in.

♪ Will you take my hand And spin me...? ♪

Stay calm as you can with the boys.

When you walk out, you can go round all the boys,

and then, like, just do your moves.

Then grab Joey, and go like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like that. OK.

SHE MEOWS SEDUCTIVELY

♪ Round and Round Until the moment never ends... ♪

THEY CHANT

THEY CHEER

♪ Take me back To the beginning again

♪ Again, again. ♪

IAIN STIRLING: It's time for the challenge

where the Islanders do sexy dances

while our monitors measure their heart rates.

The girls are up first.

As ever, the girls wear skimpy costumes,

while I wear the expression of a happily married man

who knows he shouldn't really be watching.

How we feeling, boys? I'm excited for them to come out.

I'm worried about the aftermath. Yeah.

At least we can pick up a few moves off them.

♪ Pick your body up And drop it on the floor

♪ Let the rhythm change your world On the floor... ♪

Go on, Harriett, girl!

♪ Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York

♪ Vegas to Africa

♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la-la, la-la, la-la

♪ Tonight we gon' be it on the floor

♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la-la, la-la, la-la

♪ Tonight we gon' be it on the floor

♪ I know you got it Clap your hands on the floor... ♪

Oh, shit.

♪ And keep on rockin' Rock it up on the floor

♪ Say no more, get on the floor

♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la-la, la-la, la-la... ♪

Harriett, for me, she looked incredible, honestly.

Fair play to her.

That was so fun.

Like, that's what I was made for, do you know what I mean?

You know, racing the boys' heart rates,

that's what I'm here for.

Oh, my God. How are we gonna top this?

No, we're fucked. We are fucked.

CHEERING

♪ Are you readin' my lips?

♪ They say I come and I go Tell me all the ways you need me

♪ I'm not here for long Catch me or I go Houdini

♪ I come and I go Prove you got the right to please me

♪ Everybody knows Catch me or I go Houdini

♪ If you're good enough You'll find a way... ♪

This is mad!

♪ Maybe you could cause a girl To change... ♪

Do you want to come with me?

Go on, Seany! Go on, Matilda!

♪ Maybe you could be the one To make me stay

♪ They say I come and I go

♪ Tell me all the ways You need me... ♪

Yes, Sean!

♪ I come and I go Prove you got the right to please me

♪ Everybody knows Catch me or I go Houdini... ♪

I literally have no words.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

SHE SQUEALS

Oh, my God!

I can't believe I just did that!

Are you OK? Fair play, mate.

Does it look OK?!

Come on, Uma! Uma! Uma!

Hi, sexy boys!

Nah, Uma looks good in white, I can't lie.

♪ Need you 100, need you 100%... ♪

Hey, Seany, baby!

♪ Baby, I'll be the one You just can't do without

♪ You gotta give me everything Baby, ain't no doubt

♪ Give me 100, need you 100%

♪ Mm-mm... ♪ Oh, mate!

SHE SCREAMS

Oh, my God! LAUGHTER

Ooh! The main event. Go on, baby!

♪ Need you 100, need you 100%... ♪

Go on. Give it your all, girl! CHEERING

Well done, Uma!

Uma's obviously was absolutely amazing.

That's the one I was waiting for.

And I got a special performance from her,

so, yeah, absolutely buzzing with that.

♪ Rocking it, dropping it Shake my ass, no stopping it

♪ I look hot in it, hot in it I look hot in it... ♪

CHEERING

♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it

♪ I look hot in it, hot in it I look hot in it

♪ Tonight, I'm gon' be rocking it Dropping it, shake my ass... ♪

Mimii, man. She looked incredible with them little feathers on that.

I still feel them on my nose now.

♪ Tonight, I'm gon' be rocking it Dropping it

♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it

♪ I look hot in it, hot in it I look hot in it

♪ Tonight, I'm gon' be rocking it Dropping it

♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it

♪ I look hot in it, hot in it I look hot in it

♪ Tonight, I'm gon' be rocking it Dropping it... ♪

I swear, oh! Am I coming up? THEY CHEER

♪ Tonight, I'm gon' be rocking it Dropping it, shake my ass... ♪

Mimii really got my heart racing.

Like, if it's not up there, then I don't know what was wrong.

♪ Tonight, I'm gon' be rocking it Dropping it

♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it

♪ I look hot in it, hot in it I look hot in it... ♪

A-yo, darling, where you going?

♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it

♪ I look hot in it, hot in it I look hot in it

♪ Tonight, I'm gon' be rocking it... ♪

I can't really remember what I did,

but Ayo's pulse better be lifted up to the sky, to the ceiling,

do you know what I mean? SHE CHUCKLES

♪ Superstar... ♪ No way!

♪ I know you got a clue What you're doing

♪ You can play brand new... ♪ Oh, rah!

Swear!

♪ I know what you are What you are, baby

♪ Look at you... ♪ THEY SCREAM

♪ Fakin' like a good one But I call 'em like I see 'em

♪ I know what you are What you are, baby

♪ Womaniser, woman-womaniser You're a womaniser

♪ Oh, womaniser, oh You're a womaniser, baby

♪ You, you-you are... ♪

Oh, Joey, she's reloading. Joey! THEY CHEER

♪ Womaniser, womaniser, womaniser

♪ Boy, don't try to front, I-I

♪ Know just, just what You are, are-are

♪ Boy don't try to front, I-I... ♪ Oh, where're we going?

I didn't know what to do, where to look.

Yeah, I was in a... I was in a good place.

♪ Boy don't try to front, I-I

♪ Know just, just, what You are, are-are

♪ You You say I'm crazy... ♪

HE TRILLS LIPS Wow.

♪ You're nothing But a womaniser... ♪

Love it, Grace!

♪ Boy don't try to front, I-I

♪ Know just, just, what You are, are-are... ♪

Oh, my heart. My heart! Ah!

Joey's gonna pass out.

I'm out of breath. I can't breathe.

I couldn't have done much more, though.

I put my all into that, so the boys better have enjoyed.

♪ Don't call me up

♪ Cos I'm here looking fine, babe And I got eyes looking my way... ♪

I'm like a kid on Christmas day. "Hurry up! Give me my present!"

Go on, Nicky! GIRLS CHEER

Yes, Nicole!

♪ And now you're tryna Hit me up again

♪ Na-na, na-na

♪ I'm over you And I don't need your lies no more

♪ Cos the truth... ♪

Just straight over, trying to lick my arm,

and I'm thinking, "Oh, my God."

♪ You said that I changed With my cold heart

♪ But it was your game That left scars... ♪

No, no, come back! CHEERING

♪ Don't call me up I'm going out tonight... ♪

Ciaran's gonna die!

♪ Don't wanna talk about us Gotta leave it behind

♪ One drink And you're outta my mind... ♪

Just... Argh! I thought my heart was gonna jump out of my body.

♪ You're alone Going out of your mind

♪ But I'm here up in the club... ♪

I can feel my heart throbbing in my mouth,

so my heart rate is through the roof.

♪ Don't call me up... ♪

Bye, boys! Nicole, save that for later, please.

Come on, baby girl. CHEERING

Oh, boys, I think I'm in love.

My heart was just racing out of my chest. I couldn't even...

I didn't think. In the moment,

I just looked at these boys and grabbed them.

Nicole! Crikey. You OK?

HE TRILLS LIPS

♪ Na-na-na, come on... ♪ Go for it, Jess!

Go on, girl!

Who's been a bad boy? Oh, Jessie!

♪ Na-na-na, come on... ♪ Yo, Will!

SHE CACKLES

Don't look at what you can't have, my friend.

♪ Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it... ♪

Yes, Jess!

♪ Sticks and stones May break my bones

♪ But chains and whips excite me

♪ Cos I may be bad... ♪ Oh, that's mad!

♪ I'm perfectly good at it

♪ Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it

Hips away, girl. Go for it. Oh, mate!

Rah, Jess. GIRLS CHEER

Don't know where that came from.

But, yeah, I loved it. I wanna do it again.

♪ Come on, I like it Like it, come on... ♪

She bit my ear and went, "You fucking wish!"

THEY LAUGH

Boys, are you ready?

Mate, they have set the standard.

Girls, you smashed it. Absolutely smashed it.

Madness! ♪ S and M, M, M. ♪

IAIN STIRLING: It's time for the lads to do their sexy dancing.

Ciaran's up first, and trust me, his outfit is very revealing.

You can literally see his helmet.

I can't wait for this.

Seven fit boys dancing around us, girls, come on!

♪ The way the time cold... ♪ SCREAMING

♪ I wanna be keepin' you warm I got the right temperature

♪ Fi shelter you from the storm

♪ Oh Lord, gyal, I got the right tactics to turn you on

♪ And girl, I wanna be the papa You can be the mom, oh-oh

♪ Make I see di gyal Dem break-out 'pon di floor

♪ From you don't want no Worthless performer

♪ From you don't want no man Weh can't turn you on

♪ Gyal, make I see your hand Dem up on ya

♪ Can't tan 'pon it long Nah eat no yam

♪ No steam fish nor No green banana... ♪

Oh, my God! CHEERING

♪ But down in Jamaica, we give It to you hot like a sauna... ♪

Come on, Kieran. ♪ Well, woman, the way the time cold

Come

on! ♪ Well, woman, the way the time cold

♪ I wanna be keepin' you warm I got The right temperature

♪ Fi shelter you from the storm

♪ Oh, Lord, gyal, I got The right tactics to turn you on

♪ And girl, I wanna be the papa You can be the mom

♪ Bumper exposed and gyal Ya got your chest out

♪ But you no wasters cos gyal Ya impress out

♪ And if ya diss out a me Ya fi test out

♪ Cos I got the remedy fi make Ya de-stress out

♪ I no lie, weh we need, set speed Haffi test the mattress out

♪ Well, woman The way the time cold

♪ I wanna be keepin' you warm I got the... ♪

That was so good. And the girls gave 100%.

Hyping me up, oh, I thought I was like Magic Mike.

Girls, I can't breathe. I'm having a heart attack.

♪ Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da... ♪

How are we all? CHEERING

♪ I see you, baby Ribs out, drop that low

♪ Like this money on the floor... ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh!

CHEERING

♪ I got used to leaving it too Not a club, we close in a phone

♪ Cos some Meagles got me So wait be get so close

♪ I'm wracking that boat

♪ I ain't come lonely, once on me I feel you, baby... ♪

I saw the whole of Konnor-with-a-K's backside, but it was lovely.

No, he can't. No!

♪ Ribs out, drop that low

♪ She put her hand upon her hips Till the valley get my whip

♪ When I dip she do we do Keep it rolling by the sell... ♪

CHEERING

Well done, Konnor! ♪ Hear the, what the magic stay... ♪

I had a good crowd. Good fun. HE CHUCKLES

CHANTING: Konnor-with-a-K! Konnor-with-a-K! Konnor-with-a-K!

Slay the day! CHEERING

♪ Ribs out, drop that low! ♪

Oi, oi, Captain. SCREAMING

Oh, my God, sexy! ♪ I'm sexy and I know it

♪ I'm sexy and I know it... ♪

Will was fit. Sorry, but he just was.

CHEERING, SCREAMING

♪ Yo, when I'm at the mall Security just can't fight 'em all

♪ We headed to the bar, baby Don't be nervous

♪ No shoes, no shirt And I still get service, watch

♪ Girl, look at that body Girl, look at that body

I work out

♪ When I walk in the spot This is what I see

♪ Everybody stops And is staring at me

♪ I got passion in my pants And I ain't afraid to show it... ♪

Oh, Will was so cute! Him struggling to get his pants off.

He was amazing. Ten out of ten for my babe.

SCREAMING

♪ I'm sexy and I know it

♪ Check it out... ♪ Well done, Will, baby!

♪ I'm sexy and I know it. ♪

That was hard work, that, like.

I'm just glad I got it over and done with, and I'm out of there.

MUSIC: 'Paradise City' by Guns N' Roses

This has got to be Ronnie, this has got to be Ronnie.

It's Ronnie, it's Ronnie.

Come on, be him! Who is it?

It is, it's him! Ronnie!

SCREAMING

Go on, Ronnie, boy! LAUGHTER

♪ Take me down to the Paradise City

♪ Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty

♪ Oh, won't you please Take me home...? ♪

Ronnie smashed it. I was crying of laughter the whole time.

Go on, Ron! Keep it going!

YELPING, LAUGHTER

No... No...

Yeah! Turbo!

I didn't mind the little putting me on the shelf.

A few kisses. I think he did well.

SCREAMING

You fucking killed it! CHANTING: Turbo! Turbo!

He was so good. He's so good. You're joking!

Do you know what? For someone that can't dance, he did all right.

I think that's the best crowd I've played in front of anyway.

I had a 50-50 tackle, and I took everything.

It was lovely.

♪ Let's set this party Off right... ♪

He looks like a pilot.

That pilot fit, he needs to pack that in his suitcase because...

MUSIC: '24K Magic' by Bruno Mars

♪ Girls, what y'all Trying to do...? ♪

CHEERING

For our first flight... Oi!

SCREAMING Damn!

Hold that, girl.

♪ Second verse for the hustlers Gangstas

♪ Bad bitches And your ugly ass friends

♪ Can I preach? Can I preach?

♪ I gotta show 'em How a pimp get it in

♪ First, take your sip, sip, Do your dip, dip

♪ Spend your money Like money ain't shit... ♪

Yes, girl! CHEERING

♪ What y'all trying to do?

♪ Twenty-four karat magic In the air... ♪

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, my God, that was so good. Yes, mate!

♪ What y'all trying to do...? ♪

Look at me, there's nothing on me.

I had no clothes on at the end, so I hope their hearts were beating.

MUSIC: 'King' by Years & Years

CHEERING

Come on! Hold that, darling.

♪ I caught you watching me Under the light

♪ Can I realign...? ♪

Joey was making me crack up.

I don't know what was going on, but he looked like Burger King man.

♪ I don't wanna try... ♪

Keep it going, Joey! Go on, boy!

♪ To feel another high

♪ I've got to keep it down Tonight... ♪

Hey, hey, hey! Hey! No, I'm joking.

♪ And oh, oh, oh I was a king under your control... ♪

JOEY: Come on, then, darling.

THEY CHEER

♪ I wanna feel Like you've let me go

♪ So let me go... ♪ Oh, my God!

I really got the full royal treatment with Joey.

I was proud of him, he did good.

♪ Let go Let go of everything

♪ Let go, let go Let go of everything. ♪

Come on! Yeah!

THEY CHEER

Is he Willy Wonka? Ladies, the Candyman is here!

Who's ready for a taste?!

♪ Sweets for my sweet Sugar for my honey... ♪

Taste that, Jessica! Cos you ain't tasting me, girl!

Sean had all of Winky Wonka's factory in his pants.

THEY CHEER Ah, yeah!

Oi, Sean, bruv... Allowing it, man! My best friend Harriett!

♪ Sweetness Look how the gall them a dress

♪ All the man Them a seh them impress... ♪

Yes, Sean! THEY CHEER

♪ Sweets for my sweet Sugar for my honey

♪ Your first sweet kiss Thrilled me so

♪ Sweets for my sweet... ♪

I've got one more sweet up my pants.

No! No!

THEY SQUEAL

♪ Sweets for my sweet... ♪

Oh, I love you on your knee!

Ring at the end? I was like, "I do." Loved it.

My heartbeat felt like it went sky-high.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You know what, I absolutely loved it!

110% into that.

The Candyman delivered, everyone left smiling.

Kid in a sweet shop right now.

TEXT ALERT

IAIN: The dancing is over,

and I swear I got a glimpse of Sean's Willy Wonka.

And if those shorts were any smaller,

you'd have seen his chocolate factory.

Now it's time to find out who set whose heart monitors racing.

"Ayo's heart rate was raised the most by..."

"Mimii!"

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"Konnor's heart rate was raised the most by...

"Matilda!"

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"Will's heart rate was raised the most by...

"Uma!"

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yay!

Slay. Fuck!

They just, like... Big slay, big slay.

"Sean's heart rate was raised the most by...

"Jess."

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

JOEY: OK. OK, Sean. He went, "Oh."

Minus slay. LAUGHTER

"Joey's heart rate was raised the most by...

"Nicole."

Ooh. Ooh. SCATTERED LAUGHTER

Are we clapping, or...?

Minus slay. It's just a game.

"Ronnie's heart rate was raised the most by..."

"Jess."

Oh!

You fucking wish. You fucking wish, my love.

Too many slays.

Oi, that's banter. Banter.

JOEY LAUGHS He's only human.

"Ciaran's heartrate was raised the most by...

"Grace."

UNDER HER BREATH: Fucking shock!

Natural reaction, that was, wasn't it?

Bruv, she whipped me.

Fucking of course my heartrate was gonna go mad, like.

Shut up, like, literally, shut up.

Fuck her.

It really doesn't mean nothing.

I don't care. I actually don't care.

TEXT ALERT

"Harriett's heart rate was raised the most by...

"Ronnie."

CHEERING, APPLAUSE

Not the same, though, is it?

"Matilda's heart rate was raised the most by...

"me."

CHEERING Come on.

"Uma's heart rate was raised the most by...

"Will."

CHEERING

Yes, baby. The girlies did so well.

The girlies are doing so well. The girlies are doing so well.

"Mimii's heart rate was raised the most by...

"Konnor."

SHOCKED EXCLAMATIONS, LIGHT APPLAUSE

You did shake your booty.

You did shake your booty, that's right.

"Nicole's heart rate was raised the most by...

"Ciaran."

Shock (!) APPLAUSE

Behave, will you?

"Jess' heart rate was raised the most by...

"Ronnie."

APPLAUSE SHE MOUTHS: You wish!

It's literally a game.

"Grace's heart rate was raised the most by...

"Ayo."

LIGHT LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE

OK!

TEXT ALERT

"Your heart rates weren't the only ones raised tonight."

What does that...? What does that mean?

Oh, nah! Oh, here we go.

"Jess and Joey, Trey and Jessy are waiting to date you.

"Please head out of the villa."

♪ It ain't over Till I say it is... ♪

Boring!

Yay for me! Yay!

♪ It ain't over Till I say it is ♪

♪ Let it go to the clicks

♪ No, I never say quit

♪ It ain't over till I say it is. ♪

Say hello...

to two new Islanders.

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