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Thanks for dropping me off, dude.

But, uh, before I go, I talked to Sandy.

And? I set you guys up for a date, bro. Boom.

What?

Saturday, 6 p.m., at the theater. Don't leave me hanging.

Why would you do that?

Because she has, like, H-cup titties. Don't you think she's cute?

Yeah, sure, but I don't think she likes me.

I think you should just cancel it. No, no.

It'll be good for you. You haven't gone on a date in forever.

Don't flake on me.

Don't let your anxiety get in the way of your life.

It'll be so good for you.

Oh, wait.

I was going to ask you. What?

I really, really think you should just cancel that date.

Axel, do you have a crush on me?

Uh, no. Why would you... Because if you do, I would rather you just tell me now

so we can get this over with.

No, I don't have a crush on you. You're like one of the guys.

Exactly. I'm one of the boys.

And I'm not canceling that date.

See you Saturday.

Amaze your friends.

Make the wish, break the stick.

Crack the middle and break in half.

I wish Delilah loved me more than anyone in the world.

And I wish magic was real.

Oh, that's weird. I could have sworn you had them.

Yeah, totally. Me too. I don't.

Yeah, sorry.

Yeah. You should probably give your mom a call. No. I don't want to do that.

Wait, what the fuck?

I'm acting, like, so weird right now. I must be, like, really tired.

Yeah, I actually, I think I have your mom's number. I can give her a call. No,

don't do that.

Uh... I don't want you to do that.

Um... I don't want to wake her up. She'll be, like, super pissed.

Uh, why are you in my car right now? Because we're going to your place.

We are?

Yeah, I just really don't want to be here right now.

My mom's been acting, like, super weird lately.

So can we just go to, like, your place?

Please? Are you sure? I mean, you're kind of really freaking me out.

One of the boys.

I think you lied to me.

What?

You said you didn't have a crush on me.

That I was just one of the boys.

But I'm not a boy.

You know that, right?

Yeah, of course I know you're a girl.

Do you? Do you?

Do you? Do you?

Because you never look at my boobs.

I have great boobs.

They're nice, aren't they?

I don't know if we should be doing this.

I'm crazy about you.

Don't you love me?

Of course I love you, but I didn't think you liked me like that. And this is just

crazy. It's crazy.

Well, I'm crazy about you.

I love you so, so, so, so, so much.

More than friends.

Wait, what did you say?

I'm tired.

Dude, don't sleep on the floor. Come get in the bed with me.

I'm good down here.

Why? Because you think it's gay?

No, I just want to be respectful.

But I really, really want you to come get in the bed with me.

I really really really want this.

I want you so so so bad.

Amen.

Are you sure you want to do this?

I want this so bad. I love you more than anyone in this world.

What?

Wow, your lips do feel really soft.

Do you want to maybe put my neck inside you?

Come on, that's so bad.

Yeah, yeah.

How do you want me?

Just pop on top.

Wow,

your body does look amazing.

Thank you.

you as a friend yeah i love you i love you so much yeah

so much

Yeah. Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

I want that.

Yeah. Come here.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

Right here?

Yeah. Yeah. You like right here?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, you want to paint those pretty face? Oh, yes, baby.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I want it all.

Right here. Yeah, you want me to give it to you? Yeah.

It's been a really long night, huh? Yeah, I guess we should get to bed,

right? Yeah, probably.