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Old Snaggletooth has flown the coop.

Sound the alarm. Throw out a dragnet. Old Snaggletooth has escaped.

Ah, freedom!

Nectar of the untethered. Balsam of the fettered.

Hark! Tis the pealing wail of the snitching sirene.

Foreboding me ill.

So exit.

Stage right.

Come back here, you ingrate.

Not on your life. I can't stand closed places.

I'm a sufferer of claustrophobia.

That's near Snide, Nevada.

You'll never get that far. The police will be after you. Then you'll be sorry.

Attention all cars.

Be on the lookout for a dangerous lion.

Just escaped from the zoo.

Speaking of lions, what's that over there?

Oh, we hitch and we hike and we hike and we hitch all on a summer day.

Heavens to Murgatroyd, minions of the law, cops even. So exit stage

right.

Keep on his tail, Ralph.

Right, Joe.

Great. Now we're really up a tree.

I pause my fugitive flight, or I drop, utterly pooped.

Mayhaps I can find refuge in this house.

Bills, bills, bills.

Nothing but bills.

I wish I had the bills to pay all these bills.

Bang, bang, bang.

I'll give my son my son.

I would appreciate a little more quiet. I'm not Augie, your son, your son,

unimaginative dad.

I'm a mighty hunter.

Have you seen any wild beasts go by this way?

Not even a tsetse tsetse fly.

Oh, mighty hunter.

Now go on mighty hunting elsewhere.

As you say, disturbed dad.

I'll get it. It might be my invitation to join the Explorers Club.

That... Boy, trick or treat.

Say, that's a very for-really lion costume you have on.

I've had it a long time.

We're practically inseparable, you might say.

It's the best skin on the market, or off, even.

How come it's Halloween in August?

Why not?

Be first, I always say. Beat the Christmas rush.

We interrupt this program to bring you an alert.

An escaped lion is at large. Be careful. He is dangerous.

An escaped lion.

How droll.

Yeah, and you're it.

Don't move or I'll shoot.

I may look.

Like a dangerous lion to you. But inside, I'm pure chicken.

I'll cook, I'll sew, I'll scrub the floors.

Please let me stay.

Give me sanctuary, and I'll sanctuary much.

Well, okay.

Don't step on the laugh.

But dear old dad won't like it.

Augie, who was at the door?

It was a rug salesman, dear old dad. Look at the sample he gave us.

If that's a sample, what does he sell?

Elephant skins?

The rug is moth-proof, and you only have to feed it once a day.

Can we keep it, Dad?

Well, what does it eat, Augie?

Mothballs?

It sure must have done a lot of traveling.

There's mud on its feet.

I'll shake it out a bit.

Stop it, Dad. You'll hurt him.

You can't hide a lion-skin rug, Augie.

See, it has no feelings.

Oh, brother.

I've always wanted to smoke a pipe while resting on a lion's skin.

The bills can wait while I take a little snooze.

Yikes. Methinks me another end is ablaze.

How did I get here?

Where's the rug?

Augie, there's something awful peculiar going on here.

Think fast, Buster, or it's back to the cages for me. Where are you, Augie?

I'm out here beating the rug, Dad.

Ah, freedom, with all its intricate ramifications.

This is the last house in the neighborhood.

He must be in there. Let's go.

You better let me get it, Augie, in case it's another rug salesman.

You were right.

There he is on the floor.

There who is? On what floor?

Keep calm, sir. We'll save you. Save me from what? From that dangerous escaped

lion over there.

Heavens to Murgatroyd. Looks like I'm destined to really be a lion skin.

You must be kidding, officer.

That's nothing but an undangerous lion skin.

I'll show you.

Could I do that to a dangerous lion? Well, no.

Oh, Dusty!

No. Sorry to bother you. So long.

Dad, please stop before you hurt him. For the last time, Augie, I'm gonna

prove that this dusty old lion's skin has no feelings.

Desist. Oh, please. I surrender.

Take me to your cage.

Jump in, Jehoshaphat.

the skin's alive please don't shoot old snaggletooth kind-hearted dad he's my

pal that's the best suggestion of her today or ever even

the jungles have tigers and lions and elephants

and alligators and monkeys and parrots after all how many kids

got a real live lion skin let's study geography on Ain't it the truth?

Say, Quickdraw, what do you think the mayor wants with you anyhow?

I don't rightly know, Baba Louie, but when a Texas mayor sends for Quickdraw,

there's something big a-brewin'. Come in, Voda.

Howdy, your mayor highness.

Quickdraw McGraw at your service.

In behalf of our fair city, I welcome you and I say without fear of

successful contradiction that unless something is done to rid our glorious

city of the blight that is upon it, I view the future with alarm

and trepidation. Thank you, gentlemen.

It's a wow-wow. What a whiz bag.

You mean Billy the Kid is back in town?

Oh, if it were only that simple.

I know.

The Dalton boys are making trouble again.

I assure you, my friends and constituents, it's worse than that.

Worse than that?

Adios, Quickstraw. I don't think I want this job.

Hold it, Baba Louie. I'll do the thinning around here.

And don't you forget it.

From the rock-bound coast of Maine... to the sun-kissed shores of California,

I'll... Hold on there, Mayor.

Give it to me quick-like. I could be double-parked, you know.

Well, I was elected because of my successful jackrabbit drives.

Election is coming up again, but I won't be re-elected this year.

Didn't you get rid of the jackrabbits like you promised your constitutions?

All but one.

Scooter Rabbit.

And I've got to get rid... of him before legend time mcgraw but uh how will i

recognize this scooter rabbit yahoo welcome to you bet you're live you won't

catch me yahoo hiya mayor been stuffing any ballot

boxes lately that's him get him and i'll make you

postmaster or something

How you going to catch that jackrabbit, Squeakstraw?

That's easy, Bubba Boy.

All I do is get me the best hunting dog there is.

You must mean Snuffles, the dog biscuit hungry pup.

The very same.

Here's a dog biscuit, Snuffles.

Catch.

Snuffles sure likes his dog biscuits.

No more, Snuffles, till you help me catch that Scooter Rabbit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Somehow I got the feeling I'm being followed.

Is anybody home?

Not that it's any of my business, but how do you do?

I hope you're Hale and Hardy.

I used to know a Hale and Hardy once. They went to different schools together.

Say ah.

Ah.

Oh, what do you know? You have a deviated septum. But don't worry.

We'll put you to bed and give you lots of rest.

I wonder if Snuffles has found that jackrabbit yet.

Uh-oh.

Look, Quickstraw.

Snuffles got hurt.

Maybe we should have brought flowers or something.

There's nothing wrong with Snuffles.

That Scooter Rabbit must have tricked him.

Hold on there, you tricky rabbit.

Well, if it isn't Halen Hardy.

Why aren't you at different schools together?

Because we've come to teach you a lesson. Get him, Snuffles.

You look well again.

I think I'll let you go home tomorrow.

You'll be an outpatient. Out, out, out, out.

You have 32 teeth.

Would you like to try for 16?

After him, Snuffles. Don't let him out on your side.

Airboy Snuffles, keep after him.

You almost got him now.

Come on, let's have a little school spirit.

All together now.

Strawberry shortcake, huckleberry pie.

V-I-C-P-O-R-Y.

Well, we win?

Well, I guess.

Snuffles, snuffles. Yes, yes, yes.

Hooray, snuffles!

Say, Quickstra, I think there's something you should know.

I don't do the thinning around here, Baba Louie.

Well, I think Scooter is doing all the thinning.

Scooter? I think I must be scooting off.

Yahoo!

Grab him, snuffles!

Yeah, grab me, snuffles.

Yo, Snuffles, grab me quick.

Yo, Snuffles.

Quit your dally-dallying, Snuffles. Go get him.

Okay, here's a dog biscuit.

Got him under his control at last.

Yeah. Looks like the mayor is going to get re-elected after all.

From the rock-bound coast of Maine to the sun-kissed shores of California, I'm

as honest as the day is long.

I wouldn't steal a nickel. All I want is a chance.

You know something, Quickstrap?

He's pretty good.

I think I vote for him.

Are you ready for lesson 427, Blab? I'm ready, Snoop. Now pay strictly attention

whilst I continue your private eye education.

I'm all ears.

He can say that again a couple of times.

Today's lesson is clues.

These are the footprints of a barefoot suspect.

Barefoot? But Snoop, those are shoe prints.

That is just a trick of the suspect to throw us off.

How fiendishly clever.

This salt shaker belonged to a suspect who never used salt.

How do you know it was his if he never used salt?

Elementary, me dear, Blatt.

No holes in the top.

A good private eye has to notice little things like that.

What's this picture, Blatt?

I know, I know. It's a black bear eating a licorice stick in a forest at

midnight. Wrong again.

It's merely a black sheet of paper.

Gosh, Snoop. It stumped me completely.

Never to nonetheless, Blab. I'm presenting you with your first

magnifying glass.

Wowee! Gosh, Snoop, thanks.

You're merely welcome, Blab.

Hey, there's no glass in it, Snoop. Anybody that can't swim don't deserve

water in the pool.

You know, that makes a lot of sense to me.

Snooper Detective Agency.

No case is too tough if the fee is enough.

Snoop speaking.

You say when you got back from taking a walk, it was gone?

We'll be right over.

Speaking of bears, Blab, that was a bear family with a 903 on their hands.

A 903?

Somebody stole their licorice stick at midnight?

No, Blab. Somebody stole their black piece of paper?

No, Blab, but some crook did steal their porridge.

Here come the detectives, Gladys. That's great.

Spend money on private eyes. Don't buy a key for the house. Oh, no.

Now, don't start in, Gladys.

Please, dear parents, at least let us attempt to show family unity in the

presence of strangers.

Junior's right.

Later, after they're gone, we'll sit down and have a heart-to-heart, knock

-down, drag-out argument about it, okay?

If I were king, what peace and quiet I would bring.

I am Super Snopper, and here's me genuine, stimulated go badge with

lettuce leaf clusters.

And I'm Blab, his table assistant.

I got a magnifying glass.

Leave a start from the beginning.

Well... Somebody broke in while we were... They didn't break in. They

walked in. The door was wide open. Lock the door, Bertram, I said. Yes, ma'am.

What's the deal, he says.

Admit you lost the key, I says.

We never had a key, he says.

Yes, ma'am.

What time was this, sir?

Look, if I said it was 9 o'clock, she'd say it was 2 minutes after 9.

What time was it, yes, ma'am? I mean, ma'am.

It was two minutes after nine.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to examine the scene of the crime?

Say, you're a smart little ragged muffin.

What grade are you in, Sonny?

Next term, I hope to join the California Bears.

Leave us now to reenact the crime.

Okay, this is what happened.

I said, the porridge is too hot, so let's take a stroll in the woods.

Lock the door, I said, just as plain.

But would he listen?

Hey, Snoop, that looks like a clue.

Hark! It's a lock of golden hair.

Eureka, Blab! I got it!

Sure you do, Snoop. You just picked it up.

No, you booby, Blab. Don't you know the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears?

No, Snoop. I haven't read any of the latest books.

Well, according to the story, Goldilocks should be asleep in Junior's bed right

now.

As Goldilocks, I'll be safe here from Red Battinghurst's grandmama.

She's a fright on us wolves.

Try not to startle her and to unslumber Awakeness, Blab.

I won't, Snoop.

Uh-oh, somebody's coming.

After all, who'd want to hurt little Goldilocks?

He good can.

She photographs better in the book.

Oh, mercy me.

I must be having a terrible nightmare.

Goldilocks, I arrest you as a porridge filterer.

A good private eye never lets a pretty face influence him.

Oh, please don't turn me in. I was hungry. I was starving.

Gosh, Snoop.

Huh? Goldie locks me high. It's a wolf in cheese clothing.

Direct these Snoopy snoopers.

Stop in the name of the private eye downtown office.

Sorry, nobody home.

Gosh, Snoop, you sure hit that door hard. Are you all right?

I'll get it, Snoop.

Lucky it was locked, Snoop. You would have swallowed it.

I'm going to lock that wolf up good.

I'll send him on a little trip.

Whoops!

Did you get him, Snoop?

Uh-oh, that's not Snoop. It's the wolf.

That wig don't fool me.

You're gonna be proud of the way I caught you, huh?

He sure is, sonny.

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