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Beautiful Hawaii.

Tropical paradise.

Land of sunshine and swaying palms.

And today, the meeting place of the world's greatest private eyes.

This is an exciting first for Hawaii.

Private Eye Convention.

Look, there's Perry Pliers and Sledgehammer.

How'd you finally crack the jewel case?

I didn't. My wife used a hairpin.

What luck.

Two famous undercover agents saying hello.

Hiya, X-9.

Hiya, X-12.

Hello there.

It's Peter Pistol, Private Eye.

Not anymore.

I got a raise.

I'm Ralph Rifle now.

How exciting.

There goes Sky High, out of space, Private Eye.

And in that tank, the equally exciting H2O underwater cop.

Excuse, please.

Yes? My card, please.

Why, it's the celebrated Chinese detective.

Fortune Cookie, celebrated Chinese detective.

Correct. Looking for incomparable detective, Super Snooper. Have seen

same? No. Where could he be?

Have honorable hunch.

See you later.

like it, Blab.

Like what, Snoop?

Fishing, where the ooma ooma noopa noopa go swimming by.

Gosh, it's great, Snoop, whatever you said.

How's about some lunch?

Sure, Snoop. Here's a fish and poi burger.

Okay,

Blab, where's the sandwich?

A flying fish took it.

Blab, I'm hungry.

Honest, Snoop.

What?

See,

Snoop? I heard they were doing great things in flying, but this is

ridiculous. Hey, look.

It's Fortune Cookie to celebrate a Chinese detective.

Greetings, Honorable Private Eye.

What's on your honorable mind, Cook?

Must ask honorable favor.

Name it and consider it done.

Pleased to deliver Ping Pong World to San Francisco.

Gosh, it looks more like a tennis ball.

How come, Cookie, you're not taking it yourself?

It's plain ankle.

Slip on wet Chinese noodle.

They're the worst kind.

I'll be most ethical to deliver it. Then bye-bye. Most honorable aloha.

And ahoy, aloha. to you, Cookie.

Blab? Yes, Snoop?

Put the ping-pong pearl in a basket for safe keeping. Right, Snoop. By the

way... Yes, Snoop? How about my snack?

Right, Snoop. How about a nice hard-boiled egg?

You booby blab! I'm sorry, Snoop. We can pick up another egg in San Francisco.

Egg-smag, that was the ping-pong pearl!

I'll be drummed out of the private eye corpse if I don't get that pearl back.

That pineapple bait should do it, Snoop.

Anything yet, Blab? Not yet, Snoop. When he's good and hooked, yank him in.

He's good and hooked, Snoop. Well, start yanking.

Gosh, I caught a fish that looks just like you, Snoop. Take another look, you

blunder and blab.

Stupid catfish.

Sorry, Snoop.

Well, if the mountain won't come to Mahoney, Mahoney will have to go to the

mountain.

A good private eye has a clever saying for any occasion.

I'll pounce on him like a venison of the deep.

Come in.

Hey, you're letting the water in!

Stop!

In the name of the Private Eye Fish Fry Society!

Yikes! What am I doing up here?

I get it, Snoop. The flying fish will think I'm a shark.

and jump in the boat from sheer fright.

Here goes!

Good work, Blab. Just keep circling around shark-like, and that fish will...

Huh?

Okay, Blab, forget it. The little squirt's on to it.

cookie a friend of mine is uh delivering the ping pong pearl personally goodbye i

forgot to mention pal that you were taking it by airmail

so long

Yes, sir.

Your TV station will be proud of my boy, Augie. He worked up a great act.

As a matter of factual, he's rehearsing it now.

Let's run through that again, Humboldt. Try it a little more and dainty this

time.

Oh,

that's fine, Humboldt.

Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to absorb a little musical knowledge, and

that hummingbird should fill the bill.

I think I'll absorb a little musical lunch.

Okay, Humboldt, let's try it again with a little more pianoissimo.

And a one, and a two.

Okay, my boy, you're all set.

You and Humboldt go on TV tonight.

Gee, dear old Agent Dad, that's swell.

You'll be proud of me and Humboldt.

Why don't you tell Humboldt the good news, Augie? Dad, Humboldt's gone. He's

disappeared.

Uh-oh.

I'd better hide.

Wait a minute. Do my eyes perceive me? Or has something new been added to the

finishes?

Hmm. It... Looks like a homely cat lamp to me.

It lights up, and it's got real looking cat's whiskers.

Look,

Dad, it's Humboldt. I know, friend.

The name is Chops. Glad to know you. How you fix for lamps?

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a lamp that yells, yowch.

Sir? You are a cat painter!

And stay out!

Hello there, music lovers!

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am the musical director from the TV station. And I'm here to check out

Little Orky's act.

Gosh, Dad.

Well, let's get started, under all that jazz.

I hate to work on a empty stomach, so let's make this a little lunchissimo.

Proceed, please.

I hear a hum for help.

All right, director, direct us to Humboldt. Humboldt? Humboldt? What

Humboldt?

Dad,

Humboldt's in that plot.

Oh, that Humboldt. He is rehearsing the fire scene from

Faust. And I'm putting him in the proper mood.

The network president shall hear of the...

Dad wants you to rest till air time, Humboldt. Who knows, Augie, after

tonight, you may have your own TV show.

Ho, ho, ho!

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Noel, school, and stuff like that there.

Hello, Santa Claus.

Did you bring me any presents?

My, my, how time flies.

Here it is Christmas already.

Start putting up the tree, Augie, and I'll...

and humbled his present. Ho, ho, ho!

It's a waffle iron!

And since when does Christmas come in July?

That hum for help sounds like it's coming from a waffle iron.

Ho, ho, ho!

And a happy New Year to you!

Ho, ho, ho! And a happy Fourth of July to you!

Ah, the Christmas carvel here it is.

How's Humboldt, Augie? He's all right, Dad.

A little bit waffled, but he's okay.

You better put poor Humboldt in his cage, Augie. Then we'll know he's safe.

Right, dear old Dad.

Uh-oh, Dad.

It's that cat again.

I'll spoil his appetite for good this time.

Here, Augie. Mine, Humboldt. Right, Dad.

Ouch!

Uh-oh.

Wrong bird.

Sorry, chum, but humming dogs give me indigestion.

You stay here, and I'll be right back.

That cat don't fool me none.

He ain't coming back.

Hello, Humboldt. You're just in time for my dinner.

It's that hungry chops.

Run, Humboldt!

I took a shortcut.

Down the hatch.

Oh, no.

Where's Humboldt, Augie?

Down the cat's hatch, Dad.

You didn't. Ah, didn't I?

Listen.

Who

is

it, Augie? It's a TV station, Dad. They want to know if my hack is ready.

Augie, my son, my son.

You can tell that TV station the show will go on.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a really great show lined up for you tonight.

And now you know, featuring Oggy Doggy and Humboldt, the Humming

Hummingbird.

One thing I gotta admit, that cat has an ear for music.

This is the tale of a quiet western village that once was the scene of

plunder and pillage, till those responsible, the doers of wrong, were

caught by the phantom El Cabong.

Help! Help!

The bank's being robbed!

Are you sure? Sure, I'm sure.

If only El Cabong was here.

Whom do you think is robbing the bank? Santa Claus?

Look! Holy!

Stop! Come back with that money, El Cabong!

Cabong!

El Kabong turns bandit. Rob's bank on beautiful spring day.

I can't believe it. The weatherman said it was gonna rain.

I got a trainload of rich passengers today.

Kabong!

El Kabong robs train and fleas. What in the world would he want with fleas?

Men!

As sheriff of this territory, I got to catch El Cabong.

May I make a suggestion, sheriff?

Fire away, deputy.

Well, when El Cabong hears a damsel in distress... I get it. He never fails to

come a-running.

That's it.

Good idea.

Glad I thought of it.

Are you ready, boys?

Ready.

Ready.

Start your caterwauling!

Yeah!

Help! Help!

Won't somebody help a damsel in distress?

Oh, I'm not a cactus, honey.

I just forgot to shave.

Hold it, Quistra. I think I hear something.

Help! Help!

Sounds like a female critter yelling her head off, Baba.

I think you're right.

That means...

This is a job.

Quikstra. Search me, Baba, but I'd give a plugged nickel to find out.

Hooray! Ka-bong!

Hey, Quikstra, look.

You've been ka-bonged by El Ka-bong.

That's not El Ka-bong.

That handsome critter is Horseface Harry, the outlaw, who looks just like

handsome me.

That's right.

Now hand over that plugged nickel, Quikstra.

Are you kidding?

And Elkabong has turned bandit. What do we do, Quickstraw?

There's only one thing to do, Baba Louie.

Elkabong is gonna kabong Elkabong.

But Quickstraw, if Horseface Harry sees me with his bag of gold, he'll kabong me

good. That's right, Baba.

But don't you worry.

forget it i wish i could forget the whole thing well what do you know a bag

of gold ready for plucking by you should excuse the expression

Stop fiddling around.

I guess he's right, Horseface.

He sure is.

Kaboom! And give me that gold.

Hold on there, Horseface. You cheated.

I think I'll take the shortcut.

Elkebong forgot to collect the $25,000 reward.

It does?

Well, I'll soon rectify.

Sorry, fellas, but I'm El Cabong.

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