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morning

How do you like having our own prowl car, Blam?

Swirl, Snoop.

And we got our own telephone girl to relay messages whilst we're out in the

fresh air.

Hazel calling Snooper, the world's greatest private eye like you told me.

Hello? Snoop to Hazel. Snoop to Hazel. Snoop to Hazel. Snoop to Hazel. All

right, all right. Hazel. Turn the flip side.

I heard you the first time.

None of your flip-flip, Hazel.

Oh, it's back to salt and peanuts for you. Any messages?

Hop over to the Ritzview Hotel.

Mrs. Van Cash wants you to find her million-dollar smoked diamond.

Oh, well, we'll prowl right out there, Hazel.

How's the fresh air, boss?

Not as fresh as you.

All right, Blab, it's a 903. Make with the siren.

Right, Snoop.

If we crack this case, maybe we'll get a real siren.

Probably stolen by some, uh, you know, handsome international crook.

Yes? Super Snooper at your service, ma'am. Fear not, m'lady. The handsome

international crook who absconded your diamond ring is practically in my

clutches. A private eye has got to be very suave.

I see you broke your glasses.

Eh, that's real clever the way you tied them on a stick.

I didn't break my glasses, and a handsome international crook did not

steal my million-dollar ring.

So what else is new?

It fell down the bathtub drain.

The ring must go on exhibition at the charity ball this evening. Find it, and

I'll pay you $50,000.

Madam, it would be uncharitable for me to ask for a penny more.

Okay, Blab, a few taps with that hammer will loosen the drainpipe.

My word, what's going on here?

Stand back, Blab, whilst I unscrew the pipe from the tub.

By Jove, I never know what to expect next in these modern American hotels.

By Godfrey, what a novel idea.

A view of the city while bathing.

Extraordinary. Spin dry.

Wait till the boys at the Poon Jab Club hear about this.

I can't seem to loosen the pipe, Blab. What do we do, Snoop? Elementary school,

my dear Blab. We'll use Professor Greber's law of diminishing hydraulics.

But, Snoop, the water won't be able to come out of the faucets with my fingers

in them.

Precisely. When I turn the faucets on, the water frantically searches for a way

out. It backwashes to the tub, and viola, the ring squirts out.

Gee, Snoop, that's ingenious.

Naturally. Let's go.

I turns the faucet on here, the water goes round and round, and the ring comes

out here.

Hey, Snoop.

Blab, what in Tunkett?

I can hear the ocean, Snoop.

Honest.

I think it's gonna work, Blast.

Flashy blows!

And there's the ring!

The ring fell into the rain.

Handsome looking mutt. I got him surrounded, Snoop. Hey, they do mean me.

They should get their eyes examined.

I better beat it. They make it look easy.

was a beautiful friendship while it lasted.

Besides, you're not my type anyway.

That's right, Mrs.

Van Cash.

The ring is going on exhibition as per schedule.

And mercenarily speaking, just drop my $50,000 fee in the mail.

All right, folks.

Don't crowd.

Everybody will get a chance to look at the schmope diamond.

You're next, sir. Step right up.

Thank you.

Simply exquisite.

A beautiful gem.

All right, move along.

Next. Oh, it's gorgeous.

Such fire.

How's it going, Glam?

Augie? Augie?

Yes, dear old dad.

What, for instance, is going on?

I'm doing my homework, for instance, dear old dad.

Can you use soft lead in that pencil?

I'm trying to take a nap.

Shall do, dear old tired dad.

Shall do.

Thanks, my favorite son.

That's nice, soggy boy.

But maybe it would have been better if he bit me.

I'm sorry, Pops.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah.

Cruising the South Pacific.

I'll put some glue on Dad's nose, the mosquito will get stuck, and I'll catch

him.

Uh-oh.

Augie, what am I doing with a hot coal on my nose?

It's a long story, Dad.

That's what I thought.

Stand back, son. When I wake up, I'm gonna give a yell.

What's your strategy, KG Dad?

I'm playing possum. That's my strategy.

Here comes that mosquito.

Watch this, Augie.

Get the swatter, and I'll give him SWAT 4.

Come back, you chicken mosquito!

Hey, Lego!

Ouch! Help, Boggy!

Ouch! Ouch!

Ouch! Ouch!

Ouch!

I guess you can.

Help, Dad!

I'll use this king-size stinger. En garde!

Thanks,

mosquito.

There's nothing like toiling mosquitoes to make you realize how old you're

getting.

Monsieur Mosquito?

Dad!

Dad! Are you all right?

I'm okay, son.

I just know when I'm lit.

What did they say, Huggy? What did they say? They said, one for all and all for

one. Oh, well, after all.

How many folks can say they got the three mosquito tears in their living

room?

Though rough and tough excitement was the trademark of the Old West...

Nothing

matched the

excitement of the traveling show when it came to town. Hey, you varmints!

It's the traveling show!

Traveling show?

Keep your money!

Wait for me!

Traveling show!

Traveling show!

Yes, the traveling show and its holiday atmosphere always called a temporary

halt to the rugged West's way of life.

And here, relaxing with the others, we find that fearless lawman, Quickdraw

McGraw. Howdy!

And his faithful companion, Baba Louie.

Hooray! Oh, Quickdraw.

Yes?

I see you're enjoying temporary surceys from your legalistic peregrinations.

That's a terrible thing to say about anybody.

I only said, I see you're enjoying a rest from your lawman duties.

Yep. After a little fun, I'm riding off into the sunset, western style.

Hey, Quickdraw, let's see some of your fancy shooting.

Right, Bubba.

I'll demonstrate the famous Quickdraw.

I must unwound my six-shooter.

Quickstraw, try these darts. Maybe you win a doll.

With my sharpshooter eye, I can't miss.

Watch.

Look, friend, if I give you a doll, will you go away?

Quickstraw, the signs say, don't feed the animals.

One little old peanut. That'll never harm this poor elephant beast.

Well, now.

He suctioned that peanut right out of my hand.

Why not? His name is...

elephants what's that quick straw they say an elephant never forgets a favor

he's your friend for life what's that

i think it's your lifelong friend quick

You got my arm all curlicue.

Ooh, that's smart.

He's just being grateful, Quickstraw.

Well, stop being grateful and get.

Let's go, Bubba, before he remembers again.

I think we lost him, Quickstraw.

I think you're right, Bubba.

He's kind of cute, though, for an elephant.

What's that funny noise?

Sounds like a vacuum cleaner.

to sneak away, Bubba. Right, Quickstraw.

Hurry up,

Quickstraw. Here comes old Grateful.

I'll give him a slip on this tightrope.

Whoever heard of a tightrope-walking elephant?

step off this rope he's going for a ride in outer space watch

send me a postcard

i

think i say adios

stand there peel me off you giving up quick straw no use

fighting it bubba he's bigger than both of us let's go we're uh hitting the

trail and so our hero quick

straw rides off into the sunset on his trusty elephant

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