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Good evening, folks.

Welcome to the Surprise the Citizen program.

Tonight, we're about to surprise that intrepid private eye, Super Snooper, and

ask him all about himself.

Aren't we mischievous?

Oh, Snoop!

Why, you aren't Snoop. No, I'm Blabber. He's Intrepid Assistant.

Snoop is out just now.

Oh, sure.

However, perhaps you can tell us something about Snooper. Sure.

What do you want to know?

Is it true that one of Snoop's cases involved royalty?

Uh-huh. Would you like to see the file on it?

Oh, that would be exciting.

Snoop calls this the If the Shoe Fixed, Wear It Caper.

We were vacationing in Upper Credonia, enjoying a much-needed rest.

The reason we're getting rested up, Blab, is because we're not pulling in

any fish.

When suddenly, we got a hurry call from the palace.

Here's a sudden, hurried call from the palace.

Who's it from, Snoop?

It's from Prince Ava Fowler. And he wants an immediate audience with us.

He wants an audience?

I wonder if he sings or dances.

He prances.

Let's go.

When he arrived at the palace, Snoop got down to business.

What seems to be your palatial predicament, Prince?

I want you to find the girl whose foot fits this glass slip-on.

She lost it at the royal dance last night. Find her, and I will give you one

million credulians.

This case sounds strangely familiar, Blab. It brings to me mind the old

Cinderella caper.

Will you find her for me?

Give me that glass froggen, Prince.

And her tiny footsie is practically waltzing in it.

What you doing with the phone book, Snoop?

I got a hunch, Blab.

Ah, let's see.

Fly swatters, Philip McNuns, freeway builders.

Ah, here it is.

Fairy godmothers.

Wanda Wandwaver, 462 which way?

Yeah, I remember her. She ordered the whole works. White mice, pumpkin, glass

slippers, you know, the whole works.

Yes, ma'am. I want you to know I run a respectable place here. I want you to

know that.

Yes, ma'am. I use an honest wand in my work. I want you to know that.

Ma'am, yes.

I don't want any trouble with the police.

Oh, it does.

By the way, could you tell us where she lives?

With an ugly sister down at the waterfront.

Thanks. I'll just mark this wand Exhibit A and return it later.

Hold on to Exhibit A, Blab. Right, Snoop.

Oh, uh, by the way, I needn't precaution you about leaving town.

I'm staying right here. I hate to travel. Ask anybody she hates to travel,

they'll tell you. Yes, ma'am.

Hey, Snoop, I wonder how this wand works.

You tap somebody on the noggin and press, though.

You mean like this?

Yikes! Gosh, Snoop, I changed you into a little white mouse.

Well, change me back to meself again and be quick about it. Tap me with the wand.

Be careful with that thing, Bland.

Now, you wait for me at the dock whilst I calls on the ugly sister.

Okay, Snoop.

I'll give the something-for-nothing sales pitch and case the joint.

Yeah.

My company is giving away a free pair of shoes if your foot fits this one.

Look, it fits.

I'm sorry, madam. I'm only giving away two shoes.

You need ten.

Oh, darn.

Me and my big feet.

By the way, is there anyone else in the house?

Only my younger sister whom we keep locked up in the tower because I'm

jealous of her great beauty.

Do you mind if she takes a whack at this glass slipper?

Of course not. Help yourself.

Man. She's so ugly, she'll never grow old. She'll just og away.

How did you make out, Snoop?

They got a terrible vivacious dog guarding her.

How are you going to kill her with a slipper?

As the French say, Viola. I got it!

If you say so, Snoop.

Now, who's going to notice an itty-bitty white mouse?

Remember, Blamp, when I give you the signal, you push the rock into the

river. I got you, Snoop.

Now, to get rid of that vivacious dog, I slips the string to the keyhole,

and I slips the little body under the door.

Now I pulls the string into the room.

Around this chair, through the stove, once around the vase, up the stairs, and

last but not least, around the tail of this beast.

Okay, Blab! Drop the rock!

Slip your delicate little tootsie into this glass slipper, miss.

If it fits, fame and fortune await you.

Oh, it's lovely.

A perfect fit, and the case is closed.

Except for a little matter of a million credolions.

I wonder what's keeping Snoop.

himself again.

Gosh, Snoop, I lost it.

Lost it? Are you kidding, Blab?

Good grief, what happened after that?

Oh, Blab!

Here's Snoop now. Let him tell it.

Did you find that wand yet, Blab?

Not yet, Snoop. Well, hurrying up, pal.

How much cheese do you think I can eat?

This is a big day today for the Itty Bitty League and a bad day for the home

team. It's the last half of the ninth.

Oggy Doggy's at bat and it's three balls and two strikes.

The pitcher stretches and there's the pitch.

to strike.

But Augie, my son, my son, it was right over the plate.

Oh, the unsportsmanlike shame of it. We lost the game because my dad

doesn't know from umpiring.

The guy that said children should be seen and not heard was right.

Okay, father of fathers, I shall be seen and not heard for 24 hours, beginning

as of now.

Augie, you don't mean that, my boy, my boy.

Do you?

Do you?

Say, Augie, how's a bottle of nice chocolate soda?

Hey, son.

Then I said, what do you mean, strike?

And I was about your age, too, Augie, my son.

And I didn't stop talking to my dad.

And you know, there was another very funny incident.

Augie, where you going?

Wait, son of mine, for your father of yours.

Augie, I can't, son of mine, speak to me.

All right, young fella, I'm putting you in your room till you find your town.

Hey, what's going on here?

It's okay.

I'm taking him with me. Maybe the kid don't want to go.

See? It's okay. I'm his father, dear. Put him down.

Let the kid talk.

Yes, sir.

Sonny, is he your father, dear?

Augie, tell the man I'm your father, dear. You got the kid so scared, he

can't talk.

But he's the apple of my eye.

Well, here's an apple for your eye.

That'll teach you.

You dog napper.

The poor kid's so confused, he's hitting the wrong guy.

Thanks, Sargy.

Thanks for helping me.

Aren't you even going to say you're welcome?

What's that?

An open manhole.

I'll ignore it. And his great love for his dear old dad will make him speak up

about it.

Spoil it. Hey, Yogi.

Maybe Yogi didn't see the manhole.

Here comes the truck.

I'll make like I don't see it.

Then he'll have to warn his one and only dad.

Maybe the poor kid needs glasses.

So, if you don't want to talk, son, you don't want to talk.

That water over there.

Gives me an idea.

That water looks awful cold and drowning.

And it would be awful if I fell in.

Then someone would have to yell for help.

What do you know?

Gotta admire that kid.

When he ain't talking, he keeps his son and wife.

Here he comes.

Hey, Gabby, how are things in Tarkville?

Stubborn, that's all I gotta say.

Me true, I've been saving the real big one for the last.

I'm not worried, because I know that someone who loves me very...

Good wait, son!

All the heroes in legend and song, there's none so brave as El Kabong.

Kabong!

He appears when most needed.

He rights the wrong.

Hooray!

Then he's gone like a flash.

That's El Kabong.

Now in old California, the story is told how the folks of El Pueblo lost all of

their gold.

I used to have a beautiful gold tooth right there.

It was the cruel Don Chalada who took their last cent. Why, even the termites

had to pay rent.

All right, pay up!

No one knew what to do, how to stop Don Chalada.

When out of the blue came a soft serenade.

Oh, don't be mean to me, Betsy. This face is all I've got.

There'll be 50 pesos taxes for singing.

Who sells soul?

Don Chilada, the oppressor.

Oh, you mean like a pants oppressor?

Hey, that's very funny.

I think this is the place we've been looking for, Quickstraw.

I think you're right, Baba Boy.

This looks like a job for Al Cabong.

Well, are you going to pay up, or do I let you have it?

I've got nothing but big bills.

Mind if I make a little change first?

that goes around writing wrongs and stuff like that there, huh?

The same.

Tell me, Ka-bong, what do you use?

A sword? A whip?

A shillelagh?

I use a guitar.

Ka-bong!

Fools! Idiots! I send you for more tax money, and you let this upstart, El Ka

-bong, take it from you.

Personally, I think it's a prank.

There is no Elkabong.

What was that?

Elkabong! What do you know?

There is an Elkabong.

But he'll never get my gold.

I will swoop down on him like an angry eagle and get his...

Get it in.

knocking on my door a poor but honest potter trying to gain entry enter poor

etc etc

Quite like gentlemen.

Take your pick. Okay, I pick this one.

No, not that one.

This one?

And that's the story.

Today the town bell rings loud and long.

Recalling the deeds of El Cabong.

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