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morning

What's wrong, Augie?

I'm all quacked out, dear old dad.

I've been quacking all day, and we haven't seen a single duck.

That's for sure, son.

It seems like all the ducks have ducked out on us.

Dad, look!

It's a duck.

Loosely speaking, but it's better than nothing.

Hello! I said hello to you, but you say hello to me?

Hello, but mostly goodbye.

This is a gun. Are you gonna shoot me?

Well, now that's the accepted theory.

Okay, go ahead.

Dad, you wouldn't. But Augie, my son, I'd be drummed out of the Fish and Game

Club if I let this opportunity slip by me.

Close your little beady eyes.

Okay.

Two and seventeen sixteenths? Two and... and... Go home, kid.

Your mommy and daddy want you.

I have no mommy and daddy.

Did you hear that, dear old dad?

He's an orphan duck.

Well, go and do whatever orphan ducks do.

We're heading for home.

Let's off and away, Augie.

Goodbye.

Looks the way they used to.

Ain't gonna shoe very easy. I gotta use tragedy.

Okay, little duck, would you like to fetch a stick?

Oh, no, that would be fun.

Okay, on your toes, and away she goes.

All right.

And here we go, Augie.

A little wild duck belongs in the wild blue yonder. But, Dad, he's a tame wild

one. That's an amphibious statement, if I ever heard one.

Look, Dad, it's the little orphan duck.

Pay no attention.

Maybe he'll fly south or something.

But, Dad, look.

You can't let him sleep on the windowsill.

The cat might get him.

I'd be less than a reasonable facsimile if I didn't let him stay for a night.

Now remember, not a sound out of both of you.

Am I going to stay here forever?

For you, forever is till tomorrow morning.

Then it's back to your natural habitat.

Good night.

Good night, dear old dad.

Good night, dear old dad.

Good night, my sons, my sons.

I wonder how you legally adopt a duck.

What am I saying?

Doggy. Yeah?

Now cut that out, duck.

What do you want?

Can I have a drink of water?

Oh, boy.

Since that, can I have some more?

Okay, more.

More. I'll be right back.

We got a nice cabin.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, here you are. Water straight from the old locon bucket.

Thanks, Papi. Drink hearty.

will morning never come attention we bring this special bulletin citizens are

warned to be on the lookout for the cat burglar who has been seen in the

neighborhood what a night what a night first a thirsty duck and now A cat

baggler.

And a cat baggler.

Augie, is that you there?

Uh-oh, he's waking up.

What are you doing up, Augie?

Ouch! That duck's had enough water for one night.

Dad, what are you doing?

Putting you to bed where you belong.

But I am in bed, mixed up dead.

Then whom am I clutching by the ear?

I'll give you a hint.

Meow. Meow.

The cat burglar. Yeah, the cat burglar. Meow.

I'll grab the silver and scrap it.

Run, honky. I'm not looking.

I'll show you, darling.

Hello, police.

Your cat burglar has burgled his last bagel. We'll never have to worry about

burglars, dear old dad.

That's for sure, son.

After all, how many people can say they've got a real ginger wine watch

duck?

Far out on the range, the bar-nothing ranch hands were complaining about the

lack of food.

What?

Bean again?

Nothing to eat but bean, bean, bean.

Grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble.

It ain't my fault, boys. Some low-down vermin has been rustling our food for

days. Well, something better be done about it. And something was done about

it. The boss of the Bar Nothing Ranch sent for the famous lawman, Quick Draw

McGraw.

Come in, famous lawman, who I sent for.

What is the beef, cattle boss?

Quick Draw, I want you to catch the polecat who's been vamoosing with the

vittles out on the range.

Can you do it?

Uh, do what?

What I just said.

Oh, that?

Sure. I'll catch him, or my name ain't... or my name ain't...

Quickstraw McGraw, I think.

Oh, yeah.

Quickstraw McGraw, I think.

I got a lot of confidence in that boy, whoever he is.

Determined to catch the thief, Quickdraw went to work as the range cook.

Mmm, that smells pretty good, Quickstraw.

Yeah. Now, bubba boy, no man alive can resist my western style bacon and

eggs. This should make the crook show his hungry face.

He better show up soon.

I'm getting mighty hungry myself.

Must be the grub grabber.

This is new one.

A prairie dog bandit? How you going to catch him?

Oh, I'll think of something.

Give me time.

I only got one brain, you know.

Now, let me see.

for bait, bubba boy.

Then I'll bulldog and hogtie him, rodeo-de-odeo style.

I think he's coming, quick straw.

My plan is working.

Make yourself scarce.

a triple sailor's knot, a nautical noose, and you're caught.

Oh, what's the time on that, Bubba Boy?

This is new record, Quistro. Two seconds flat.

Yippee!

Yippee, yippee, yippee, yippee! Yahoo!

I can use a rope more ways than one, like lassoing, for instance.

tries to filch that cake, I'll take off after him.

Do your stuff, partner.

I'm all set to go.

Here, neither.

I don't think.

Ah, this barricade will keep that kleptomaniac out, or my name ain't

Quickdraw McGraw.

What's going on, Bubba Boy?

A captain always goes down with his ship.

And a range cook goes down with his chuck wagon.

And don't you forget it.

Adios, amigo.

You've got to admiration that quick straw.

He's got lots of spunk.

Sorry, madam. I can't take your case. I'm booked solid, sir. Sorry.

Stolen pearls, eh? I'm too busy. Sorry.

No, I'm too busy.

No. Sorry.

No. No.

No. No. Eh, good sound!

Quiet!

That's better.

Say, Snoop, you photograph good in a newspaper.

Yeah, I know, Blab. I'm very photogenetic.

Uh, leave a scene what it says about me.

Orville Rich hires famous super snooper to guard Million Dollar Ruby.

Too bad they photographed me adequate, son.

Say, Snoop, when are we leaving to guard the ruby?

Uh, we're not, Blatt, because I never took the job.

Then why is your picture in a newspaper, Snoop?

Let me take a peek.

Why, that's not me.

It's some handsome, good-looking guy imposturing me.

You forgot Devil May Care, Snoop. It's some handsome, good-looking Devil May

Care guy imposturing me.

Let's go, Blab.

Where to, Snoop? To Orville Rich's place and disclose the imposter.

I hope we're not too late to save the ruby and me reputation.

Wipe your feet, Blab. This is a ritzy place.

Snoop is very neat and gaudy, too.

Yes.

I'm sure Mr. Rich is home because who would want to leave this gorgeous abode?

Mr. Rich is in his gorgeous parlor.

Gosh, Snoop.

What's he doing in the parlor?

Eating bread and honey. What else? Let's go.

Greetings, Mr. Rich. Tis I, the famous Snooper Snooper.

Where's my ruby?

You made a terrible mistake, Mr. Rich. I'll say I did when I hired you.

Take this, you ruby robber.

Leave me to explain.

After you give me back my expensive ruby.

I'll hide in this closet till he cools off.

Such a fuss over a measly million dollar ruby.

Hmm, a full-length mirror.

I think I will tidy up a bit.

First, me hat needs straightening.

Perhaps I can soften Mr. Rich with me ever-loving personality smile.

Hey, why ain't you smiling?

It's me handsome imposter!

Blab! I got him! Bring the handcuffs!

Guys, here comes Snoop with the ruby.

Congratulations, Snoop. I see it's all...

much for Snoop. He's flipped his private eye.

While we case the place.

Jumpin' jellybean! I don't believe it!

Can I look, Snoop? I don't want to believe it either.

Nice work, boys.

You all get an extra bowl of nuts and bolts for dinner.

And now the orders for tomorrow.

X1, you rob the first bank on 2nd Street, while X2 robs the second bank on

3rd Street.

Three goes after the hopeless diamond, and X4 tackles the mint.

I'm going inside, Blab. And if I'm not out in 30 minutes, call for the police.

Right, Snoop.

I'll make like a robot and mingle with my facsimiles.

world's greatest private eye?

Certainly. If you can pick him out. That's easy.

He's not as handsome as the others.

Say, Snoop, how long did you say I should wait?

30 minutes.

Gosh, Snoop. I thought you said 30 seconds.

So I brought the police.

Congratulations, Snooper. You get the reward for recovering all the loot.

Reward? I merely wanted to recover me...

Yes, sir. I'll be right over. Okay, General. I'll get your tank back.

Your pearls are missing?

We'll get them back.

Never fear, sir.

Leave it to Super Snooper.

Yes, madam. We take every case.

You know, Blav, I never figured there would ever be enough of me to go around.

Me neither, Snoop.

Yippee-yi-yo-ki-yay, galloping all the way, there goes Quick Draw McGraw!

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Yippee-yi-yo-ki-yay, galloping all the way, great big star on his chest!