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Kellogg's, the best to you each morning from Kellogg's.

Brought to you by Kellogg's your best choice in cereals the best to you each

morning

Good evening.

Welcome aboard the S.S. Gruesome for a ghastly tale of a

ghostly ship.

The story begins here in the captain's cabin.

Come in.

Please don't be afraid.

You can only be scared out of your mind.

Do you mind?

And off my ship you go, go, go.

He always does that.

Yeah, just like a broken record.

And whom is going to put us off this time?

Only the greatest private eyes in the world.

Super Snooper and Blabbermouse. That's whom this time.

The harem? What's a private eye?

Search me.

What's a...

thousand dollars just to get rid of some ghosts on your ship?

Ghosts? I'm going!

My partner and I would be more than willing to take this seaworthy case,

Captain.

Could these characters be the private eyes?

Search me. Looks like a cat and mouse to me.

But, but, Snooper, I'm scared of ghosts.

Leave us not be redempt.

eating all such things what a shame they don't believe in us harem

What are you nervous about, Blab? Just keep saying, there ain't no ghosts.

Simple, right?

Right, Chief.

Oh, and another thing. Don't fire till you see the whites of their sheets,

right? Right, Chief.

There ain't no ghosts.

There ain't no ghosts.

Think there ain't no ghosts.

Show off there ain't no... Huh?

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Are you trying to say ghosts?

Augie, my son, my son, I know I promised.

I know I promised to teach you to be a boy dog, but you got a cold.

But, Father, dear, you promised, you promised, you promised, you promised.

But, my favorite son, you won't be able to sniff a trail with a cold in your

nose. I hate to do this, dear old dad.

The signs say, my dear...

That is a promise breaker.

Now the whole world will know my shame.

Okay, Hoagie. I give up. I'll keep my promise. The signs say, my

big daddy always keeps his promise.

I'm doing this against my better judgment, son of mine.

My cold is much better.

Excuse me, dear old dad.

Now, hear this, son.

Rule number one for boy dogs is don't use your head. Use your nose.

I know, dad.

I know.

And rule number two is follow your nose.

Like this, dad?

Right, right.

If you're a good bird dog, your nose will lead you straight to a bird.

I know, Dad.

The nose knows, and here goes.

Bon voyage, son.

With that cold, the birds can relax.

He can't smell a thing.

hey bud are you calling me yeah come here yeah

what you're doing i'm hunting birds but i gotta

cold and i can't sniff them out

that explains why he ain't running away from me

Now, birds, but the next closest thing, pal.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, where is it? Where is it?

Right here, bub.

A for real genuine eagle's egg.

Can I have it? Give me, give me, give me, give me. Can I have it?

First, you gotta do me a favor.

friend i just gotta have somebody to talk to i've been so lonesome you're the

only one that's never run away from me please please be my buddy please is

it a deal friend i promise my buddy i promise now give me the egg here you

are bud now let's talk how's the outside world doing well uh did the

dodgers win dependent well uh are they still doing a charleston Well, uh... Did

they ever get rid of the smog? Well, uh... Who's playing first base? Augie!

Well, uh... Augie! What are you doing?

Dear old dad, see what my buddy gave me?

Ah, shoot!

For a real eagle egg.

Let's get out of here!

But, dad, I promised I'd talk to him, and a promise is a promise.

Take my word for it, Augie. This is one time a...

Don't count. For shame, dear old dad.

You're making me break a promise.

Now, Walkie, cut that out.

I gotta see who's at the door.

Yes, dear promise-breaking dad of mine.

Hiya, bud.

Where's my buddy?

Long time, no see.

What's new?

Hey,

my buddy.

What else is new?

Come in, chum.

doggy talking hi bud can i have a word with the kid he's not

home we just wanna chit chat that's all oh no you don't

Hold them temporarily.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's making promises to skunks.

Oh, no!

Your move, pal.

Right, bud.

I'm with you.

passing through so what's new why don't you visit us bell pal hoggy no

junior what are you

doing nice

for you to invite me in bud that's because my daddy taught me to always

an upper boy, there are times when if you can't lick them, join them.

At the turn of the century, the beef-hungry North wanted cattle.

Here's your Sunday dinner, John.

What? This again?

Something better be done about us beef-hungry Northerners.

And so the cattle drives were started.

All right, you beefs are up North.

Last one in is a rotten egg.

outlaws and rustlers to contend with, chief of whom was the Phantom Rustler.

Say hello to the folks, Phantom.

Hello to the folks, Phantom.

Stick them up, cattle.

In order to stop the Phantom Rustler, the Cattlemen's Association called in

the one lawman they felt could do it.

Quick draw McGraw with muscles of iron and a brain to match.

I have information that here on the Chisholm Trail is where the Phantom

Rustler will strike again.

He must be stopped.

Can you do it, Quickdraw?

All right, Quickdraw, speak up. Can you do it?

Psst, Quickdraw, I think he means you.

Who?

Well, can you do it, Quickdraw?

Sure I can do it, Quickdraw.

And I'm going to do it with my bloodhound.

Rug Biscuit, watch this.

Quickstraw, I think Snuffles has stopped snuffling.

Did you find the Phantom Ruffler, Snuffles?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, where is the varmint? Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh, I get it.

Here's your dog biscuit.

Watch me flush out that four-flusher.

How, Quickstraw?

By using the old noodle.

That's how.

Don't you think that's doing it the hard way, Quickstraw?

Now, don't you start thinning around here.

That's my job.

That's using the old noodle all right, Quickstraw.

That's for sure.

Watch the Phantom Wrestler come a-running when I...

and them dog biscuits search me quick straw well

He's also bashful.

Kellogg's, your best choice in cereals. The best to you each morning has brought

you Quick Draw McGraw.

Yippee-ki-yay, galloping all the way, great big star on his chest.