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Brought to you by Kellogg's your best choice in cereals the best to you each

morning

This is the story of Little Cucaracha, the bandit, who suddenly appeared with

blazing gun to strike terror throughout the West and as suddenly

disappeared. No one knows where or why.

It all began the day the stagecoach headed out of Tucson with a shipment of

gold. Driving the coach was the famous Quick Draw McGraw.

And riding shotgun was his famous right-hand man, Baba Louie.

I'm sorry, Quickstraw. I didn't think it was loaded.

I'm sorry, Quickstraw. I didn't think it was loaded.

Watch it, will you?

That's the eighth time today.

Hey, Quickstraw, it's Stagecoach Cooney, the robber.

Now's your chance, Bobo.

Blast him with your shotgun.

Okay, Quickstraw, if you say so.

What's the use?

Hey, Quickstraw, what'd I do wrong?

Stop the chit-chat and throw down that strongbox.

I'm scared of bullets, or I would not do...

Baba, and the gold is saved.

I feel funny in the head.

Gold. I think I keep the gold for myself.

Well, do the thinning around here, and don't you forget it.

You are wrong, senor.

I am little cucaracha, the toughest bandito in the west.

I keep the gold.

Quit your nonsense, Baba.

You wouldn't dream.

of shooting your old buddy.

Would you?

No, senor. Not when I can do it for real.

Make way for Little Cucaracha!

Yahoo! Yahoo!

Say, who's that tough little hombre?

Well, it used to be Baba Louie.

Now, he says he's Little Cucaracha-cha-cha, I think.

And so a new name was added to the list of bad men, that of the dreaded Little

Cucaracha, who has openly boasted that he will steal sack by sack

a shipment of gold guarded by his one-time buddy, Quick Drop.

I shall bash him with this rock.

Good.

That smarts.

Your cucaracha strikes again, I think.

And next time he strikes, I'll be ready for him, I think, with this wand.

Rookie boy!

Snoop, a detective agency where the indiscreet meet the fete.

Yes, madam?

Your pet Globovian monkey escaped?

Gosh, Snoop, a real Globovian monkey?

You think he's hiding in a supermarket?

5,000 if I catch him?

For that kind of money, I'll be glad to be a monkey's uncle.

What's the caper, Snoop?

There's monkey business afoot, Blab. It's a 906.

A 906?

Wowee, a 906? Really, Snoop? Gosh.

Now tell me, assistant, what's a 906?

How do I know, Snoop? I'm only your assistant.

I'd replace this assistant, but he comes cheap.

Well, here we are at the monkey's hideout.

Remember, don't let it be known a monkey's on the loose.

or some ulterior person might move in on the reward.

Right, Snoop.

Now you browse around in the vegetable department whilst I mingle with the

bandages and core cuts.

Gosh, what a brain.

Someday I'll be a private eye hero, just like Snoop.

Are you looking for something, Sonny?

Yes, but it's confidential.

Well, you can tell me.

I'm the manager.

Okay. Where do you keep your loose monkeys?

Monkeys?

Under M, of course, funny guy.

Everybody's a comic.

Under M?

Why didn't I think of that?

M. Here we are.

Mushrooms, mustard, m-m-monkeys.

Gosh, it's a culprit.

All right, monkey.

What's your name?

Where were you last night? How did you break out?

Oh, I get it. See no evil.

Hear no evil.

Speak no evil.

Clamming up, huh?

Okay, let's go.

I'm taking you back in a paper sack.

Then no one will get suspicious.

Snoop will be so proud of me.

It's the little smart aleck.

Did you find your monkey?

Sure. It was right where you said.

Of course.

May I peek?

Are you in there, you little rascal?

He's a cute little culprit.

I wonder if Head Shrinker is under S.

I need one.

Hey, Snoop!

Snoop! Where are you? I found the pet Bobovian monkey you told me to keep

quiet about.

I'm glad you're doing such a loud job of it.

Now, where's the simian monkey?

He's in the sack, Snoop.

What sack, my addled assistant?

Uh-oh.

The paper sack with the monkey legs.

What else?

Follow me, that paper sack!

Right, Snoop. Wait till I warm up my motor.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.

That blab is like a kid sometimes.

In order to be a private eye, a good sense of humor like Snoop's is

essential.

Ain't that cute, Snoop? He's soap-stating.

So what? Who can play that game?

I wasn't skating shampoo private eye prep for nothing.

I'll take the polish off his monkey shines.

him with a burst of speed how am i doing blab gosh what

form snoop say

snoop i didn't know it's time for lunch i'll think of a

smart answer later meanwhile

What's with the hammer, Snoop?

You heard the expression, monkey sees, monkey does?

Yes. Well, observe whilst I use it to nail that midget baboon.

Wellington, stand here and don't move.

Yes, my love.

I must look at the kumquats.

Yes, my love.

Wellington, how dare you move?

Come back here!

Oh, are you ever going to get it? Wait till I get you home.

Anguish Fizz.

We captured you, monkey, and we're coming over to capture the reward.

Let's go, fella.

Gosh, I sure feel sorry for that monkey.

Happy birthday, my one-year-old son.

Thanks, dad of dads.

Make a wish, Augie. And if you blow out the candles, your wish will come true.

For sure, dad?

Would your old dad fit to you on your birthday?

So, make a wish.

Okay, dad. I wish... You did it, Augie.

And here's the skates you wished for.

I didn't wish for skates, generous dad.

Well, then, here's the scout bugle you wished for.

It's nice, Dad, but that's not it either. My wish should be flying in that

window any minute now.

Of course, of course.

It was this super jet model you had on your mind all the time.

If you'll just be quiet, we may hear him coming any second.

Who, for Pete's sake?

Who? Why, none other than Captain Zoom-Zoom. Flee, flee, flee, flee, flee!

Augie!

Augie, my boy, you didn't wish for that interplanetarian joker?

Yes, Dad. I wished him to be my birthday guest of honor.

But Augie, my son, maybe Captain Zoom-Zoom can't make it.

Dad, you were fibbing.

I don't get my wish.

Oh, the birthday shame of it.

Any right-thinking father could see this could affect his son for the rest of his

life. Augie?

You called? Go back on his word, Dad.

I'll give my son. Nobody said Captain Zoom-Zoom wasn't coming.

Oh, you mean he'll be here after all?

Not only that, son, but you wait at that window, and I'll go out and flag him

down.

Where to get a Captain Zoom-Zoom? That is the question.

Ah, the TV station.

Where else?

Captain Zoom-Zoom won't tie down little Augie, his biggest fan.

Come in.

Captain Zoom-Zoom, I presume.

Yes, what is it? My autograph or just some plain hero worshipping?

Speak up. I have a splitting headache.

Your Majesty,

my little boy Augie wishes for you to be the guest of honor.

on his break day are you kidding with my splitting headache and my dizzy spells

out out out out at once oh my splitting headache

how can i ever face my boy that's how rent a

captain zoom zoom costumi how coincidentally can you get

what a birthday

First, no Captain Zoom-Zoom.

Now, no Dad.

Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.

Make way for Captain Zoom-Zoom.

Welcome to Earth, Captain.

I knew you'd come, Captain Zoom-Zoom. I'm down here, boy.

I knew you'd come, Captain Zoom-Zoom. And an interplanetarian happy birthday

to you, son.

Dad. Hey, Dad.

He's here, Dad.

He's here.

Think fast, Captain Zoom-Zoom. Think fast.

Hello, Captain Zoom-Zoom, you old son of a sea cook.

Hello,

Doggy Daddy, you old pirate you.

Captain Zoom-Zoom. Yes, my son, my... I mean, Moggy.

Is it true you can go through a brick wall without a scratch?

Under certain favorable circumstances.

Do it, huh? Do it, do it, do it. Will you do it, huh? Do it, do it, do it, do

it. Oh, boy.

You can go through the side of the house. It's brick.

One side, Augie.

Captain Zoom-Zoom, ready for blast-off.

I'll stop short of the house and tell him it wouldn't be right to wreck it.

Stop the motor, somebody!

Stop the motor!

Anybody for tea?

Have you read any good books lately?

Captain Zoom-Zoom, you are the greatest.

That's oblivious, son.

And now, my little friend, it's time for me to head for the outer spaces.

Be good and many happy retines of the day. Attention.

Attention, all citizens.

Be on the lookout for an escaped gorilla.

He is dangerous.

Uh-oh. You better get inside, son. Quick.

I might have to tangle with this gorilla, and there might be bloodshed.

Mine, that is.

You're not afraid of a gorilla.

Afraid? Me?

Ho, ho, ho!

Why, I'll pick him up on my way to the outer spaces.

How will you capture him?

Very simply.

When I spot him, I reach his over and grabs him by his hairy arm and gives a

twist, like so.

Oh!

Isn't he keen?

Then I let him know who's the master by looking him straight in the eye.

What a revolt and development this is.

Go, go, go, Captain Zoom-Zoom. Boy, is that gorilla gonna get it. I gotta lure

this gorilla away from my boy Augie.

After all, it's the least Captain Zoom-Zoom can do.

Meanwhile, I think I'll go underground.

Home at last.

What a day.

Hoggie? Hoggie boy, I'm back.

Shh, quiet, Dad.

My friend and I are watching Captain Zoom-Zoom.

Okay, boys, move over, move over.

Captain Zoom-Zoom has just got himself a new fan.

Your best choice in cereals. The best to you each morning has brought you Quick

Draw McGraw.