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Even as the avenging eagle must return to his nest for rest, so too must the

lawman at times relax his vigil.

Here on his ranch, we find Quick Draw McGraw, the scourge of the outlaw,

taking time out from his arduous tasks.

Oh,

uh, Mr. Quick Draw.

Yep? Uh, could you tell us what you're doing?

Practicing my quick draw.

That's where he got his name.

Quick draw.

Hey, you know something, Papa Louie?

I never think about that.

Uh, Mr. Quick Draw.

Yep. Uh, are you as quick on the draw as they say?

The best in the West.

And don't you forget it.

Watch me blast them cans.

Oh, I zagged when I should have zagged.

Yes, I see.

Oh, uh, Baba Louie. Si?

As Quick Draw's partner, uh, could you tell us which western bad man gave him

the most trouble?

That's easy.

Horses Face Harry.

Tell them what a hero I was, Baba Boy.

I'm too modest.

I don't think you are.

Anyway, one day they sent Quick's Draw to catch Horses Face Harry.

But we don't know what he looks like.

Look yonder, Baba Boy.

What is it, Quigstraw?

It's a picture of Horseface Harry.

Good. Now we know what he looks like.

Look at that criminal face. That low brow.

Those shifty eyes. That weak chin.

I think he looks like you, Quigstraw.

Look at that kind face.

That noble brow.

That strong chin.

Hold on there, stranger.

I'm the sheriff.

Always check up on strangers, stranger.

Especially strange-looking strangers.

Everybody knows who I am, Sheriff.

It's Horseface Harry.

Horseface Harry?

Where's the varmint? I'm looking for him.

Watch it.

Crazy mixed-up Sheriff.

Then Quickstraw and I hightailed it out of town and hid it out in this little

cabin. What we didn't know was that this was Horseface Harry's hideout.

Wonder how come that sheriff was pot-shotting us.

Maybe he think you look like Horseface, I think.

I'll do the thinning around here, and don't you forget it.

What's that racket?

Yikes!

It's Horses Face Harry!

Sounds like you said... It's Horses Face Harry!

That's what he said, partner.

Well, I'm arresting you, Horse Face.

What do you say to that?

And I'm gonna shoot you full of holes.

What do you say to that?

Well, I'll think of something.

Don't rush me.

Quickstraw does all the spinning around here.

Let's go, Bubble Boy!

What do you think we do now, Quickstraw?

I think we keep running.

That's what.

I don't see that stupid horse face no place.

smarts. And this will make you smarter.

Hey, Quickstraw, wait for me.

What do we do now, Quickstraw?

I don't know, Bubba. I'll have to use my head and think of something.

That's it, Quickstraw. Use your head.

Huh?

Confusing. Make believe you are Horseface Harry and make him think he is

Quickstraw McGraw. Then...

When he turn you in, we tell the sheriff who is for real.

Gosh, I'm glad I thought of that.

There's Horseface now. Watch me confuse him.

I wonder where that McGraw went.

Take him off, McGraw.

Huh? My name is Horseface Harry.

Oh, no, it isn't. You're Quickdraw McGraw.

Oh, yes, it is. I'm Horseface Harry.

Quickdraw McGraw. I'm Horseface. Quickdraw. Horseface. Quickdraw.

Horseface. For the last...

Okay, now watch this.

I gotta admit it, you're a quick draw, all right.

Come on and fight like a man, you horse face.

I'll surprise him with a rear. a tag

it's

sneaky but lots of fun

Gotcha, you sickening western good guy.

I got you, you sick, sick, sick western bad guy.

And this is the story of how Quicks Draw catch Horseface Harry.

What do you suppose would happen if Horseface ever broke out of jail?

I'll show you what would happen.

You thought I was gonna do her again, eh?

No siree, Bob, cause Quickdraw only goofs once.

Hi, Snoop. What's the emergency?

Search me, Blab. But the man sounded real frantic on the phone.

Here it is, Blab.

Mammoth Flea Circus.

Leave us enter.

That's him, all right. Carl Von Scratchenbeck.

Flea Circus producer.

I'm ruined.

I'm ruined.

I'm ruined.

Come in. I'm ruined. I'm ruined.

I tell you, I'm ruined.

Try to decompose yourself, sir.

What happened?

Uh,

hold it whilst I review the case.

Read it back, Vlad.

I'm sorry, Snoop. I didn't get that.

Tell us in your own words what happened.

I get it.

Your star attraction has scrambled.

Yeah. Little Rudolph has scrambled.

And I pay $5,000 if you're bringing Little Rudolph back.

For that kind of dough, we'll get him back if we have to shave every dog in

town.

Say, Snoop, where do we start looking for our last flea?

The dog pound.

Where else?

Gosh, Snoop, there must be a million fleas in there.

How do we find Rudolph?

Elementary, my dear Blab. Keep your private eyeball peeled whilst I use some

strategy.

Introducing the one, the only, the world's greatest wonder...

Did you perchance notice a suspicious-looking flea fleeing by?

A what?

Doing what?

A flea! And he's worth $5,000.

Are you guys supposed to be funny?

My dog has lots of fleas, and you can have them all for nothing.

It's him!

It's Rudolph!

Listen, smart Alex.

The name isn't Rudolph.

And beat it before I run you in.

these clippers and get that flea. That's an order.

Right, Chief Super Snooper.

Fantastical. He does anything I say.

I'm disappointed in you, Blab. What are you going to learn to follow the orders?

Honest, Snoop, I'm scared.

What's to be scared?

Here's your chance to earn your

lion's asleep.

Get in there and get Rudolph the one to flee.

How do we know Rudolph is still there, Snoop?

He's still there, all right. Now take this pepper, shake it on the lion. When

Rudolph sneezes, grab him.

Gosh, Snoop, you're the smartest.

That's oblivious.

Go ahead, Blab. Sprinkle the pepper.

one guy.

Reach me your hand, and I'll have you out of there in two shacks of a

lion's...

Keep singing.

That's an art.

Oh, yeah?

Well, my dear old dad's as good as your dad any day.

Well, my dad is Rattleton Cannon, the famous TV star.

Is your dad on TV?

Well, uh... Is he? Well, he... But is he? Well, he, uh... Is he a big TV star?

Sounds like goggy arguing with that new neighbor's kid.

Well, go ahead and answer me, smarty pants.

Yeah, you can, because your dad isn't on TV, so there.

He is so, and he's a big star, too.

Oh, yeah? Well, prove it. When's he on TV?

Tonight at 7 o'clock.

That's when.

Come on over and see for yourself.

I'll be there.

Yeah, and bring your own popcorn, too.

Oh, Hoggy.

Yes, dear favorite dad.

Can I see you for a moment, son who's only the greatest?

Coming, father dear.

Hoggy boy, I hear we've got a big TV star for a neighbor.

Yes, dad.

But that's nothing. And I also hear that he's got a big TV star for a neighbor,

too. Namely, me.

How'd you know, dear dad?

And what time may I ask do I go on, my son, my son?

Seven o'clock, father of mine.

I bet I'll be almost as good as Rattleton Ken, the big TV star.

Better, award-winning dad.

He's a washout compared to you.

Well, imagine if the dear son of mine take this soap.

And go wash your mouth out for telling such fibs. But, Dad, I'm not fibbing.

All I have to do is take movies of you and take it to the TV station.

And that's how easy it is for me to become a TV star.

You could become the idol of millions.

You know, the kid might just have something there.

Yes, sir.

He just might have something there.

Now, this here's a Western, Dad. And that dummy is a bad guy.

He's trying to get away, and you jump on him.

Pay attention, Dad.

I am direct, the son of mine, I am.

Okay, now, quiet.

Action, roll him.

Stop, you bad guy, hombre.

Now, jump on him from your horse, western style.

If you say so, son.

Couldn't you pick the softer bad guy?

I guess you're not the western hero type, dear dad.

You can't say that again, my son, my son.

So, I'm the jungle hero.

Now what, Augie boy?

Now, this is gonna be easy, brave dad.

Real easy.

You just swing into that open cage over there.

But, Augie, there's a lion in it.

Oh, I didn't notice.

Well, anyway, brave dad. Augie, at this point, I'm afraid you're... Brave Dad

immediately turns into the worst kind of chicken lizard coward.

But it's safe, Chicken Dad.

Look, no teeth.

Well, now that's a lion of a different color.

Ready, TV star Dad?

Okay, ready, TV producer, director,

and writer, son of mine. Action, roll out.

I admire myself for that one.

A jungle hero you're not, no talent, Dad.

So, this time you're a tough detective, and you got the crook trapped in his

hideout. Which is where, sonny son?

Over there.

It's, uh, just a prop front door, Daddy dear.

Well, now, that looks easy.

Then how do I get him out, son?

You just bash down the flimsy door, fearless father.

You ready, Papa?

Ready, ugly boy!

Action! Camera!

All right, Rocky.

I'm coming in, you dirty rat.

I, uh, took the hinges off the door to make it easier for my not-so-strong dad.

All right, Rocky.

I'm coming in.

Cut! Cut! Cut, dear old dad!

All right, Rocky, you dirty rat. I'm coming in.

Cut!

Oh, dear Dad.

I know, son.

Let's try something else.

Oh, we'll try it once more.

Now, the whole army is depending on you to wipe out the M&A with this hand

grenade. But, son of mine, you think it's safe for a future big TV star to

dally-dally with a hand grenade?

It's safe, Dad.

You pull the pin with your teeth and throw the hand grenade.

I got you, son.

You can roll them when ready.

Ready and...

I hold the grenade with me teeth, pull the pin, and throw it.

Oh, was it the other way around?

It's not your fault, Dad.

Some kids have great TV stars for fathers, and some ain't. I guess I'm

just one of the ain't kids.

No, you're not bugging my son.

Of course, like you promised, your dad will be on TV tonight.

God. I sure doubt it's a great TV star.

I told you.

All right, Rocky.

I'm coming in for you.

Gee,

do you think your dad will give me his autograph?

It'll be a pleasure, son.

Oh, boy. Thanks.

This here is Augie's dad signing, son.

After all, how many kids can say their dad's not only on TV, but... Also

in TV.

Kellogg's, your best choice in cereals. The best to you each morning has brought

you Quick Draw McGraw.

Yippee-yi-yo-ki-yay, Galloping all the way, Great big star on his chest.