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morning

Do you know why I sent for you, Super Snoop Dogg?

That's because we're the world's greatest private eyes. What else?

Quite. I expect to be gone for a fortnight. And I expect you to guard my

elegant, expensive mansion.

Have no fear, sir.

We're only the greatest.

Like Snoop said.

And another thing. The safe over the expensive fireplace contains the famous

Maharaja Goon pearls.

So for Pete's sake, watch them, will you?

And toodaloo.

A toodle-oot for you, sir, and a couple of pip-pips.

Gee, that's a small suitcase for such a rich man, Snoop.

Suitcase nothing?

That's his wallet.

Goodbye, and, uh, fret not a worry, sir, about your expensive mansion.

There he goes.

Baby Pants, here's your chance.

Those private eyes are in for a surprise.

Everybody likes babies, and I'm a living doll baby.

And now, for the Maharaja Gooch Poyles.

Hey, Snoop, hurry up with those sandwiches.

Foodstuff's coming up, Blab.

Answer the door whilst I add another floor to this skyscraper sandwich.

Snoop, it's a b-b-baby.

A what baby?

A baby, Snoop. And there's a note.

Please take care of my little Muggsy.

I'm going to the races. I will pick him up.

There, there, there.

Goo, goo, goo, goo.

See? That's an odd-looking rattle you got there, kid.

Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

Maybe he's hungry, Snoop. Wah, wah, wah, wah.

Keep an eye on a small fry, whilst I fetch him a turkey leg or something.

Right, Snoop.

Pick up them boils.

First, we blast open a safe and dip... Uh-oh, no matches.

Got a match, copper?

Sure, kid.

Here. Thanks, bud.

I'll give you two lumps and it won't be sugar.

Now to shake them monkeys.

They're sure making them toys realistic today.

Die gone.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Send a wagon for a couple of crackpots. Hey, officer.

Got a light? Sure, child.

Thanks. What a cute child.

Bills. Nothing but bills.

I'm fighting a losing battle.

Hoggie. Hoggie boy.

I hear you calling, dear old dad.

What can your obedient son do for you?

I can't work on my bills with all that noise.

Noisy son of mine.

You mean bills like what birds have?

Dad of dads?

No, son of mine. I mean bills like what it takes money to pay.

And if I don't pay my bills...

It's over the hill to the doghouse for me. My father in the doghouse. Oh, the

shame of it. And to pay all them bills, I have to rob a bank.

I'll be happy to rob a bank for my dear, desperate dad.

Dad? What is it, my son, my son?

Do you want a big bag or a small bag of money, dear old dad?

Make it a big bag, my small son, but be quiet about it.

One big bag of money coming up.

What an imagination that boy has.

Now, where was I?

How can anybody worry about bills with that racket going on?

No dad of mine is going to no dog house if I can help it.

Thanks, Augie. Thought full offspring of mine.

Dad, why are you eating money?

It is money.

Augie, where did you get it?

Flash. In a daring daytime robbery, a lone bandit entered and robbed the last

national bank of a million dollars.

No description of the bandit is available.

Oh, no.

However, police are confident of a quick arrest.

Heaven builds wasn't enough.

My juvenile son is a juvenile Billy the Kid.

But you, Dad... Say no more delinquents, son.

Your negligent daddy will take care of everything.

Oh, where did I goof?

I gotta think of something fast, or my small son will wind up in a big house.

But, Dramatic Dad... I understand, son. I'm thinking. But, Papa Dad... My only

son here a bank.

Just to help his dear old dad.

I got it.

I'll sneak the money back into the bank.

Then it won't be stolen anymore.

Good morning, madam.

Good morning.

I do nothing, officer.

I'm innocent.

Your baby must have jumped into the wastebasket.

Wastebasket? I don't know any wastebasket. No, your baby.

Oh, thank you, sir.

How sloppy of me.

Forget it, ma'am. It happens all the time.

Now's my chance.

Everybody's gone to lunch.

There's more than one way to deposit money in the bank.

According to my calculations,

the bank vault is straight up.

As they say, if you can't lick them, fall in with them.

Four million. Check.

Five million. Check.

Six million.

Check. There.

Now my Yogi boy has a clean record.

Hey, Bud.

Huh?

One million too many.

If I didn't feel so serious.

I'd say I was floating alone.

And up she goes.

When the balloons float over the bank, I'll deposit the money by mail.

Air mail, that is.

I'm kind of proud of this one myself.

There. It's just about over the bank.

The money.

I give up. I know when I'm licked.

Augie, my fugitive son.

Yes, dear dad, with the stolen bank money.

Augie, my son, get your toothbrush and your clean undies, because we're

spending the next 20 years...

my son crime does not pay though your dad is right son

especially when dishonest people

One track ma-

Hey, Quickstraw, don't you think catching a mountain lion is a little out

of our line?

Baba Louie, I ain't lying when I say that mountain lions' sheep-stealing days

are over.

Here we are, Baba Boy.

This is it.

Sheep Herders Association, Inc.

Come in.

Glad you come, Quickstraw.

Quickdraw, you're our last hope. That mountain lion's got to go.

You don't mean old Snidlepuss?

None other.

We'll give you $5,000 and a sheepskin coat to eliminate him.

Do you think you can do her?

I don't think so.

I'll do the thinning around here, and don't you forget it.

What's it say, Baba?

It say...

Sheeps country.

Well, where you find sheeps, you'll find old wolf snagglepuss.

Look, Quicksdrop, here come some sheeps now.

Good morning, sheepsies.

That's what I calls togetherness.

Hey, Quicksdrop, since when do sheeps leave lion tracks?

Oh, that looks mighty suspicious.

Halt! I knows you're in there, psychopaths. Drop them sheeps, or I

fire.

Oh, that stings.

I'll teach you to steal sheeps. Really, my friend, that's not necessary.

I already know how.

Stealing sheep is my destiny, you might say.

Well, I'm obliged. to eliminate you, you might say.

Good heavens to Murgatroyd. You can't shoot a lion with an elephant gun.

Elephant gun?

Gosh, I didn't know that.

But me, I'll shoot anything with an elephant gun.

to strut strut trifle with my rifle.

But Quickstraw, I don't got it. How do you get Old Snagglepuss to jump in the

hole? Simple.

What I do, I merely covers it with this old grass mat.

Like so.

Get it?

Hey, that's pretty smart.

Then, when I chase Old Snagglepuss, he falls in and...

The very idea.

This whipper-ker-snapper means to do me bodily harm.

I'll nip his dastardly plot in the bud.

Yikes! Head away!

Hey, Quigsdra!

Yup? I hear the ker-snap. How come you isn't saying...

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

Well, doggone, I forgot.

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

We'll follow these tracks, Baba, and they'll lead us straight to... Aha!

Snagglepuss!

Stars above!

Are you mistaking me for me scapegrace twin brother, Snaggletooth?

If so, he whom thou art searching for to wit and three-wit languishes

in yon cave.

Know the very shame of it. You mean old Snagglepuss is

in thar?

Forsooth. And even fivesooth he is.

Then let me at him.

No. No.

I'll risk it.

Careful. It's loaded.

So it is.

That was too easy.

But Quickstraw, I don't think I want to be a Baba Louie in ship's clothing.

Don't worry.

Snagglepuss loves lamb.

And when he grabs you, I blast him.

Now, uh, make like a lamb.

Baa!

Baa!

Baa!

Simmering legs of roast lamb.

Why didn't you hang on to him, Bobo?

How can I hang on to him? I'll run for my life, too.

I'll take care of him myself.

What you gonna do now, Quistro?

If it's sheep Old Snagglepuss wants, sheep king size he's gonna get.

When I'm grabbed, you fire, understand?

Okay. And don't miss.

Old Snaggle will come a-running when he hears these delicious ba

-ba's.

Oh, mon chéri, where have you been all my life? I have waited for this moment.

When I, when you... She is a big one, yes?

It is a big mountain goat.

It don't move, Quickstraw.

Oh, mon chéri.

Never have I been kissed like that before.

Wait, wait, baby girl.

S1. Be reasonable, darling.

Help! Help!

I would sure like to give you a lift, Buster, but I've got a pressing dinner

engagement at the Lamb's Club.

Yippee-yi-yo-ki-yay, galloping all the way, there goes Quick Draw McGraw!

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