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Brought to you by Kellogg's your best choice in cereals the best to you each

morning

I wonder what's keeping that boy of mine.

He should have been home an hour ago.

Hi, Dad of mine.

And where have you been?

I'm home, dear father of mine. Now, never mind that, Augie. What have you

got on the other end of that rope?

You mean this rope?

I mean that rope.

hobby and should we say

in your wine...

As a result of the extreme lawlessness in the Old West, no honest citizen dared

brave the blazing guns of these reckless hoodlums, except one, known only as the

Masked Avenger. He would suddenly appear to mete out justice in his own

inimitable way.

Wherever there was trouble, there too was this mysterious stranger.

Hold it!

Hold it yourself, you western-type copper, you! Oh, yeah?

Hmm, must have forgot to load.

I was going to say, I forgot to load the darn thing.

One day...

The masked Avenger and his faithful companion, Baba Louie, visited the

cactus cleaners on secret business.

George, are you telling me that my Avenging Mask is not back from the

cleaners yet?

I'm sorry, Avenger, but it just hasn't come in yet.

Maybe we should forget this whole masked Avenger thing.

Listen, Baba Boy, I'll do the thinning around here.

There's a heap of justice and a vengeance to be done. And don't you

forget it.

Jumping jackrabbits, get a load of that insipid, stupid-looking cowpoke over

there. Hey, that's a hit.

Bubba boy, I shall assume the role of an insipid, stupid-looking cowpoke.

No one will ever recognize me.

Draw-me-Graw, who has assumed the role of an insipid, stupid-looking cowpoke

and who was formerly the master banger?

Yep, the same.

Telegram. I wonder who it is, Quickstraw.

Search me?

Uh, let's have a look-see.

Hmm.

Dear insipid, I am a typical western heroine who needs to be saved from a

typical western villain who is rustling my cattle, stealing my horses, sheer...

He also wants to marry a...

You gotta stop follyin' me and my gal Sal.

I'm plannin' on hitchin' up with that filly.

Russell some more of her cattle.

I missed you while you were gone, Sally Bun.

Will you marry me?

Never.

Help! Help!

Hand over that gal, Sunstroke Slim!

Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?

This is what I say, you little bully!

Maybe you'd like a nice punch in the nose, Shorty.

Snooper! Yeah, Blabbermouse? We made the headlines.

Listen. Snooper and Blabber to testify a trial of witch.

I'm innocent, cries witch.

Blames Hansel and Gretel.

Your Honor, I'm just an old-fashioned witch. I'm still driving my

1937 broom.

Here's how it happened.

I just baked a chocolate pie when there was a knock.

those two little monster of the Hansel and Gretel. How's about a handout,

sister? Yeah.

Got any good goodies for kids?

All I have is this chocolate pie.

We was at the office when the phone rang.

It was a 70963.

Couple of lost kids.

So we took the case.

It wasn't the fee.

It's, you know, just that I hate to see small urchins get lost.

Super Snooper is my hero.

There's no Snooper that's more super of than Super Duper Snooper.

So, uh, what's wrong with...

led directly to the abode of the suspect.

Things looked mighty suspicious, so I rapped on the door.

Suddenly, from a window, appeared a face that looked like a veritable

frankenfurter monster.

Uh, pardon me, sir or madam, or whatever the case may be.

You seen a couple kids?

Me and him as detectives.

Detectives? There's nobody here but me and Marvin.

Obviously. The old gal's trying to frighten us, Blant. She ain't doing bad,

either. Come now, lady.

We know there's no gorilla.

Each morning has brought...