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Of all the colorful characters of the Old West, the most romantic of all was

that most intrepid of pioneers, the Frontier Scout.

It was these fearless scouts who blazed the trails for the covered wagons, and

later the Iron Horse.

Greatest of all these unsung heroes was one Quickdraw McGraw. It was Quickdraw

himself who blazed the trail for the first railroad.

That old abandoned fort will make a peachy spot for the railroad depot. Er,

depot. But, Quigsdra, amigo, I think... And over yonder, there's a dandy corner

for a magazine and souvenir stand.

But, Senor Quigsdra, that spot is in Indian country, and I don't think Big

Chief Little Runt gonna like it. I don't think... Remember, Sonny, I'll do the

thinning around here.

Savvy! And don't you forget to remember it.

The morning mail just arrived.

Looks like a letter from Big Chief Little Runt. Hmm, says here.

Dear Pale Face, keep your cotton-picking choo-choo station off an Indian

territory or else.

What you gonna do now, Quigs Draw?

I'll send him a hot reply.

Dear Big Chief Little Runt, comma, or else what?

Maybe so we better do like Little Runt says, yes? No?

Indians don't scare me, non-son.

I'll just shoot him back this message and wait for his reply.

At least Little Runt answers his mail.

What it says the letter, Quigsdra?

It says here...

Or else this.

Hit for the fork, sport.

Scram off of engine land, paleface, or I'll give you such a smash.

Like I said, the railroad station's going to be built right here.

And the souvenir stand over there.

And the snap bar over there.

Boy, oh boy, are you going to get it for being such an old...

CHANGE! Wait a little, horse face, here's my-

baba boy right then i'll pow the wow with the chief now we'll smoke the peace

pie do i have to of course you first

gee willikers chief what kind of turbacor do

you smoke

Get out of here, paleface, or I'll give you such a smash!

Quiggstraw, little Ron is coming back.

He got the white flag for giving up.

I'll see what the chief wants.

Give up, shorty pants?

The white flag don't count.

I had my fingers crossed.

Ooh, I'm such a...

I'm gonna sneak him myself.

Ooh, I hate him.

Open the fort, sport.

I'll come on in.

Open up, Baba Boy.

Hurry. Open the door.

Good work, Quigsdra. You pushed the fort off of Indian territory.

I did?

Like I said, this port will make a peachy keen railroad station.

And there's a super spot for the souvenir stand over there.

And so thanks to Frontier Scout Quickdraw McGraw, a peace treaty was

signed and Chief Little Rutt was given all the railroad station concessions to

sell Indian blankets, postcards, and stuff to the tourists.

That's a mighty good likeness of me. Hey, Bubba Louie.

I think so, amigo.

Especially in the back.

Consign Big Chief Little Runt. Wonder whatever happened to the little

screwball.

Professor, can you tell us about your new formula?

Yeah, what's it about?

Can you give us a demonstration, Professor?

Certainly, gentlemen.

It's very simple, if you're a genius like me.

Now, here I have liquid A, and here I have liquid B.

They're a compound of a lot of scientific jazz.

Now, nothing happens until I mix the two.

First, liquid A, then liquid B.

Next, shake well.

And now, from the A and B, I get the magic formula, No Can See.

One swallow of No Can See, and you become invisible.

Invisible? Are you kidding, Professor?

There is one great danger, gentlemen.

If formula No Can See falls into the hands of some villainous, unscrupulous

criminal, it would be disastrous.

It just so happens that I am a villainous, unscrupulous criminal.

P.S. I am also a low-down snake.

How about a picture of you in the formula, Professor?

Why, certainly.

Heavens! Where's the no-can-see?

I no-can-see? No, no-can-see.

The formula's gone.

Obviously stolen by some villainous, unscrupulous criminal.

Oh, Mr.

Snooper, you've got to get my no-can-see back.

Oh, dear me.

Oh, dear you.

Oh, dear everybody.

Have no regrets, Professor.

It's my cynical duty to get back that no-can-see and arrest the culprit.

And he will, too.

Super Snooper's my hero. I admire him, and I hope to follow in his footsteps

and be a Super Snooper, too.

Leave us face it.

The kid's got taste.

And what prank doll was that?

Somebody's robbing the First National Bank, Snoop.

Gentlemen,

there goes the culprit that stole my no-can-see.

Follow that culprit!

No, Snoop!

Stop!

In the name of the Private Eye Night School!

Sure.

I've been eating for lunch.

Pardon the intrusion, officer, but have you by perchance cast your peepers on a

suspicious-looking character?

Well, no, maybe yes, and maybe no.

What does he look like?

You'll know him if you saw him, Sarge, because you can't see him.

Let's go, Blatt.

I'm not well at all, I'm not.

I'm not well at...

Might as well pick up some jewelry.

It's on my way.

All right, you villainous, invisible criminal.

from the professor.

What are we doing here at the Second National Bank, Snoop?

We're here to outwit the conference.

How, Snoop?

The Phantom robbed the First National Bank, right?

Right. Hence, he must strike here at the Second National Bank.

It's simple, uh, mathematical goal, arithmetic.

Leave us go inside and set the trap in the parlor.

For the fly.

Right, spider.

Step number one.

To catch a fly, you use honey. In this case, we use money for bait.

Step number two. When the culprit enters the vault, you slam the door and we got

him. You say me?

Snoop? Have no fear, Blab. One slug of the snow can't see and you'll be

indivisible too.

Okay, Blab. Open your mouth and close your eyes.

Gee, Snoop. Do I have to?

Quiet,

Blab. I think I hear the Phantom.

Remember, when he's inside the vault, slam the door.

Money. Nice, fresh money.

And a 17.

And a 18.

And a 19.

And a 20 years in the pokey for you, Mr. Crinnimal.

Good work, Blab, wherever you are.

Are you telling me, Professor, that there ain't no formula to make me

partner here?

Visible? No, but I'm working on it. It should be ready in about 10 years.

What'll I do now, Snoop?

Blow on this whistle, Blab, so I'll know where you are.

What a mess.

Now I got an assistant with no visible means of support.

Leave us go, Blab.

Well, goodbye forever, dear Dad, who's been more than a mother to me.

Goodbye, son.

Augie? Yes, Pops of the Pops? Forever is a long time, Augie boy.

Where are you going forever?

I'm running away to the Sundays. Forever, Dad, whom I shall never forget.

Luckily, I just... happen to be reading this book here on child psychology.

Now let's see what it says here.

Boy cheating at marbles.

Boy beating up on kid brother.

Ah, here it is.

Boy running away to the circus forever.

Don't disagree with him. Go along with the gag till he finds a new interest.

And why not, Augie?

Make it fast, dear Dad.

The Big Top is waiting.

I was just about to join the Sikas myself.

So why can't we team up?

Like the Flying Catcher Tories and the Leapin' Lasagnas and all them other

famous Sikas families.

You're the fastest daddy in the whole world. Let's go.

Not so fast, dear son.

We've got to wake up and act.

Look what I can do. I can walk on my ears. I can walk on my ears. That's very

good for a starter.

But we're gonna need something real big.

Like what, Dad of Dads? Like what?

Well, like a, uh, a high wire act, for instance.

Let's go, Dad. Let's do it. Come on, Dad. Let's do it. Okay, okay, Augie.

You could have sure handed to them psychological books there.

Yes, sir.

And I do three somersaults and land in a chair.

my son. Well, how does this one work, Dad?

Well, like this. You see, you duck down in the hollow firecracker. Yeah, Dad.

Then when I light it...

tomorrow. I'm pooped. But Dad, I'm all thrilled with the circus.

I got another interest now.

It might.

Just like them psychological books said.

And what has caught your interest now?

I've decided to raise crocodiles in the bathtub.

If they're trying to raise a boy, I think I would welcome crocodiles.

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