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Kellogg's, the best to you each morning from Kellogg's.

Brought to you by Kellogg's your best choice in cereals the best to you each

morning

There's nothing like a picnic to make for warmer relations between a boy and

his dad.

Right, Augie?

Yes,

Dad. More dads should try picnic father and son togetherness.

Augie!

Augie, what's the matter?

Did you eat too much?

No, father of mine.

I'm talking to this aunt.

I don't know where kids pick up this stuff nowadays.

Hey, what goes on here? A piece of cake heading for the hills.

I'll take that, and you can have this.

If there's anything I can't stand, it's a dishonest man.

And step aside while I...

My son, my son.

The ants just declared war on you, Daddy.

What an imagination that boy has.

Oh, please heed my warning, Father dear, and listen.

I'm listening, favorite son of mine.

I'm listening.

What's that racket up full of my ice, son of mine?

It's the war, one father in a million. Just like I warned you.

For your sake, father dear, let's go home.

For the last time, I refuse.

I ain't watching for no ants.

Hey, what goes on?

How's about that?

Take a nice at me.

Shall we go home now, dear old dad?

No, sir. No, sir, Roggy. And I re-re-re-rate no.

My dear dad's not a quitter.

Trip me up.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's the laughing...

insects if i wasn't so mad i could almost admire them little ants

climbing a tree with a big watermelon

can say, that's my boy, good talkster.

In the wild and woolly west of old, new towns sprang up overnight.

And, as in most western towns, the biggest challenge of all was, who's the

fastest gun alive?

I'm the fastest gun alive.

You're not. I am.

I am.

I am. I am. I am.

Looks like a tie.

Cash rewards attracted quick-triggered bounty hunters, such as Quickdraw

McGraw, the real fastest gun alive.

Uh, Mr.

Quickdraw? Yep.

There's not much of a line, but it's the way I read it. Would you show us your

famous quickdraw, Quickdraw?

Yep. There's nothing to it. I just toss this tin can up in the air, whip out my

sixth gun, and...

I had to pull it in backwards.

Side by side with Quick Draw McGraw was his faithful friend and admirer, Baba

Louie.

I think maybe we go back to herding sheeps. Don't you thin so quick draw?

No, I don't thin so quick draw.

I'm going to clean up this one horse town.

Let me see here.

This is an easy one, Senior Quigg's draw.

Reward. Fancy Foots Finnegan wanted for square dancing in a roundhouse.

Hold on, Bubba Louie. We hit the jackpot.

$5,000 reward for the capture of the well-known pole

cap, Grumbleweed.

P.S. We give green stamps.

Senor Grumbles will kill you to pieces.

Then I'll throw the pieces to the coyotes, tenderfoot.

Whom's a tenderfoot?

You are.

Oh, ouch, ow, oh, ow, ow.

What did you say, quick straw?

I said.

Oh, ouch, ow, oh, ow, oh, gosh.

against the law?

Right.

Any objections, horseface?

Can't think of none offhand.

Well, while you're thinking, I dare you to step over this line.

Okay. Now step over this end. Okay.

Now this end. Okay.

And this end.

Are you going to surprise Senior Grumblesweet?

Yup. This will rock old Grumbles to sleep.

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

We'd sound asleep.

Now's my chance.

I'm going to pin him to that tree with my William Tell do-it-yourself kit.

With the bows and arrows?

Yep. Here, Baba Louie, put this apple on his noggin.

Is this okay?

Yep. I'm a terrible shot.

If I aim at the apple, I'm bound to hit old Grumbleweed.

face again.

There goes Grumble's weed.

Har har and double har.

You think this trick will work, Quicks Draw?

How can I miss with four guns?

It ain't easy, amigo.

Take cover, Bubbly.

Here comes old Grumble's weed.

Flip old quickdraw.

Ready, aim, fire!

Grumbleweed, I have had enough of your treacherous tricks.

You and me are going to have a showdown at sundown. And don't you forget it.

movie once.

The hero always wins.

man of his word meet quick straw McGraw the fastest broom alive I said

I was gonna clean up this one horse

is a true case.

Only the characters are ridiculous.

It began the night Super Snooper and Blabbermouse, the world's greatest

detectives, were hired to guard the world's largest diamond, the king's

eyes. Now hear this, Blabbermouse. Whilst we guard this priceless chunk of

ice, either neither of us eats or sleeps.

Do you hear this?

I hear you, oh world's greatest detective, with whom I am so... proud to

be associated home with, and hope someday to be even half as good a

snooper as... We must face it, this kid will go far.

Although Snooper and his faithful assistant Blabbermouse were determined

to guard this fabulous king-size diamond, as equally determined to steal

it was the notorious international diamond thief listed in police files as

Lightfingers Francois.

Imperson!

Ah, this will be my greatest keeper to date.

Observe, s'il vous plaît.

Everyone knows a doggie is man's best friend, n'est-ce pas?

And who would know that this innocent-looking bone is a perfect

hideout for the king-size diamond.

I'll soften those private eyes with my soulful eyes routine.

And I'm in.

Voila. Watch.

Bow-wow, bow-wow, bow-wow-wow.

Hey, Snoop, look.

Keep him, Snoop, huh? Can I? He can help us guard the diamond, huh? Please?

Hmm.

Maybe having a private eye dog assistant ain't a bad idea at that, Blab.

Hey,

look at that, Snoop. He's a genuine watchdog.

Yeah, he's a real fax-a-mile-a-one.

Okay, pooch, take over.

Whilst me partner and I partake of a snack-type lunch.

We'll be back after I... snack, Jackson.

This is so easy. It is sickening. Dum-dum-dee-dum-dum.

Light finger strikes again.

Maybe the pooch would like a snack, too.

Huh?

Hey, Snoop, look.

The dog has got the diamond. That's putting it in the bone.

Tell me, Private Eye, that's the veracity of what it sees.

You're right, Blab.

The jig is up!

Oh my God!

Has the stick?

Off!

Leave us to admit it, Bow Wow. We goofed.

I'm taking you in, mutt. My dear old mama always say, Francois, someday you

will go to the dogs.

For the last time, father, please, please tell us why you buried the bone.

There's a diamond in it. Please.

Will you please tell us why you buried it?

Kellogg's, your best choice in cereals. The best to you each morning has brought

you Quick Draw McGraw.

Yippee-yi-yo-ki-yay, elephant all the way, great big star on his chest.