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Jordy.

It's Mom.

I keep thinking about your 10th birthday.

You thought I wasn't going to make it.

Such a sweet little boy.

You cried so hard.

I miss you.

Hey! Jesus Christ, Laura.

Why are you not ready?

Let's fucking go, faggot.

Faggot. Faggot.

Faggot.

Bobo! Bobo!

Bobo! Bobo!

Bobo! Bobo! Yay!

Nice balloon, Bobo. Thanks, Bubbles. Hey, kids, do you want to see Bobo stab

this needle through this balloon without it popping?

a detour on the Dum Dum Express.

Stick to the script, bitch.

This is not going well.

Bring out the pig. You got it, queen.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Hey.

Hi.

I'm not paying you to be on your phone. Oh, I am so sorry. My mom is... I don't

care if it's Rachel fucking Ray. Jordy. Put your phone away.

I just want this to be so special.

Antonio.

This is the work, Geordie.

Gotta leave your personal life at the door and slap on a big ol' smile so we

can get a big ol' tip.

So cheer up.

Okay?

Ugh.

Hey, Faggot, do you want some of this? Laura, can you please not call me that?

Okay. What the hell is going on? We need the pig.

I'm so sorry.

a flight from LAX in two hours for 400 bucks. Deb, I'm literally wearing a pig

costume right now.

Jordan, mom got a lot worse overnight. The nurse says that they don't know how

much longer she has. Seriously?

I have to call you back.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Get out.

Who wants cake?

Me!

Here you are, Jordan.

Come here, sweetie.

You're not even going to come say goodbye to me?

I'm dying!

Where were you?

I'm your mother!

Stop, Mom.

You good?

You've just been standing there for like five minutes.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm fine.

Am I still getting paid?

Little sad clown.

What's wrong?

Look, if you need some help, I can make it worth your while.

Four hundred dollars.

For a blow job.

Fine.

Good boy.

Oh shit.

I forgot my wallet.

Sad little clown.

So...

Um, I had to park the car by myself, Jordan!

Jordan!

Hey! Asshole!

I sucked your husband's dick. The hell's going on? And he owes me $400.

That's what's going on.

Okay. We're leaving.

Fucking Christ, kid. Take a breath. You take a fucking breath.

Okay. Money. Okay.

Now. What's your Venmo?

Cast Jordan, the actor, underscore.

The one with my headshot. Hurry up.

400. 4,000.

4,000.

No!

Bye.

Uh-huh

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