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Hey. Hey, what's up?

What's up with you?

Nothing much, just being grounded, so. Yeah, I heard. Yeah.

Mom and dad told me.

Really? They looked, they looked very upset.

I mean, yeah. I've never seen them like that.

Three fucking months, so, yeah, they're pretty mad.

They kind of looked like they needed to go to, like, therapy or something.

After what happened, yeah, probably.

It's going to be a family therapy session probably in the next two weeks,

so get ready, I guess.

Is it that bad?

Yeah, it's pretty fucking bad.

Because they wouldn't even tell me.

Good.

Why don't you scooch over?

So?

What happened?

I'm not telling you.

You're not going to tell me? No, it's way too fucking embarrassing.

Because they won't even tell me.

Yeah, for good reason. For good reason? Yeah, you do not need to know.

What the fuck did you do?

Did you, like, steal something? Were you, like, shoplifting?

No, something worse.

Were you shoplifting?

Yeah. Did you, like, beat somebody up?

Who would I beat up?

I don't know.

Maybe you got into, like, a cat fight or something.

No. Fighting over some dude or something.

I mean, that has to do with the guy, but, like, you know.

Did you hit somebody with your car?

No.

But now my license is, you know, going to be taken away.

They took your license away too?

Yeah.

They're going to make you ride the bus?

Yeah.

Every day.

So, I can't wait.

Oh my god.

They're giving me limited shower access, limited bath access.

They're taking away anything that remotely resembles something phallic.

It's really bad.

What the fuck?

Yeah, so.

It's basically like you're living like a homeless person. I feel like it. I feel

like I'm in prison right now.

Fine, I'll just fucking buy you a tent at this point.

Put you in the backyard.

I'm gonna run away. I cannot do this.

Okay, so what happened?

Come on, set it out. Okay, for sure.

I can't do that. Don't touch me.

I'm not. And don't make fun of me. Okay.

So.

Mom walked in on me giving a guy a blowjob.

What?

I said do not laugh. Are you fucking kidding me? This is not funny.

Sucking a dude off? Yes. She heard you going like... She walked in, yes, and

saw it.

Oh my god.

Yes, on my hands and knees, okay.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I wish I was.

Why the fuck would you give a guy a head while they're home? I can't help it. I'm

so goddamn horny every day.

My hormones are just out of fucking pocket right now. It's been bad.

What are you talking about? You're horny every day.

I help my pillow probably every night. Every time I take a bath while I'm there

for an hour. Yeah, I'm using the faucet.

The shower head.

Anything I can get my hands on, I'm using. Like what?

I don't know. Like the corner of the kitchen table.

I eat off of there.

Okay, well, I wipe it up.

It's not gross.

It's not weird or anything. What are you fucking doing? Like, using a hairbrush,

too? Well, yeah.

My electric toothbrush.

It's the closest thing I'll have to a vibrator ever, so.

Jesus, fuck.

Yeah.

What is wrong with you?

I don't know.

Something hormonal is going on, and I can't help it, so.

Okay, I don't know how I felt about hearing all this from my step-sister.

I mean, you asked, so this was your fault.

Okay, yeah, because, yeah, I'm your older brother. I'm kind of curious as to

why a fucking mom and dad are, like, looking like they need to, like, go to

therapy and shit, like I was saying. Well, now you know. So, whatever.

So what, this, like, intervention for you?

Basically put you in the, like, horny jail?

That's what it feels like. It feels like gooner prison right now.

Bonk.

I can't win.

What, so you're, like, secretly, like, a fucking gooner or something?

I'm, like... A little bit.

I can't help it.

What the fuck?

Yeah. It's so bad.

So now what? You're just stuck in here for three months?

Yeah. They feed you under the door and shit? Yeah.

Limited access to pretty much anything in this house. Because they're scared

I'm going to rub my clit on it or put it in my vagina. Okay.

Maybe. Sure. Yeah. But let me take a bath.

You know?

That's rough. I'm sorry.

Yeah. It's really bad. I didn't realize it was like that.

Well, now you know. So.

Great. Whatever.

Sorry for teasing you about it.

It's okay.

Is there anything I can do for you?

I mean, I would say go buy me a vibrator, but that's kind of weird.

You want me to go buy you a vibrator? I mean, no.

But, like, hypothetically, an ideal world where you weren't my stepbrother,

sure. But that's not the case.

So, I'm here.

Just going to have to, I don't know.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

Don't, like, do something bad. Don't go, like, sticking the light bulb in your

poster or something.

I don't know. I feel like they're going to probably handcuff my hands to the bed

so I can't touch myself.

So, I don't know.

What should I do?

What am I going to do? I don't know. I mean, are you open to other options?

I mean, what else is there to do?

Okay, and? What do you mean by that?

Like, I'm here. Like, I'm at the house.

Okay, cool.

Okay. And then what?

Well, if it's such a big problem, like, I could help.

You want to help me with my horniness.

So, what does that entail? What do you mean by that?

You know, like... You're my stepbrother. Why the fuck would you help me?

With anything remotely sexual.

I mean... You're fucking gross.

Ew. I'm not trying to be gross. I'm just saying, like, I care about you. And, you

know, if you really need to, like, get off that bad, like, I can... I can fuck

you.

That just sounds really wrong. Okay, have sex with you? Sorry. Yeah, no.

Stop. What?

Okay, fine. Okay, okay, okay.

Let's not get too hasty right now.

I wasn't trying to, like, fucking weird you out. I'm just saying, like, I don't

know.

I mean... I don't know.

What? Like, I am really horny. Like, really, really horny. But also, you're

my stepbrother.

Okay. You're my little sister. But here I am. So, going out of my way to help

you and let you use my pee-pee.

What? I don't know.

Okay, we don't have to. I'll just buy you some fucking jank ass soy.

No. I don't got money for a magic wand. You're getting like the fucking Walmart

version. No, I don't want the Walmart.

You're getting like the $10 fucking Durex vibrator.

I guess it could help me.

It's weird that feels to say. I mean, you are here, and I am grounded.

So I guess it makes sense. That's all I was saying. I didn't say it had to be

like a long-term thing. It's like three months, just, you know.

They're not home.

You don't get to see who I am.

You just come in here.

They think we're just wrestling, you know.

They just cannot find out.

I'm not going to say shit.

What do you think they're going to say if they hear you in here?

They're just going to be like, oh, brother and sister are fucking wrestling

in the room again. I mean, they would never figure that, like, you're fucking

me. So I guess, I guess maybe.

I mean, shit, if they, like, bring something up, just say we're playing

doctor.

That's a pretty point.

What? I mean, we can start out slow.

Just like, I don't know.

Take your tits out or something.

You want to see my tits?

I mean, yeah, they've definitely gotten fucking ridiculous.

Well, yeah, because of my hormones.

That's why I'm horny. They're fucking, like, big and juicy.

Oh, yeah. Big ol' melons.

Shut up.

What?

Don't be weird about it.

I mean, they're hot.

Okay.

Can I, like, squeeze it?

Ask nicely. Please.

Yes. Go ahead.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

What? They're squishy.

Okay, don't be childish.

I'm just saying.

Oh, my God. Gotta make it kind of fun.

I guess.

Wait, you want me to be serious?

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, yeah, come here, baby girl.

No, like, chill.

Let me calm down, I guess.

I'm your brother fucking you, not your fucking boyfriend.

I'm just still really worked up about being gone for three months, so give me

a break. Okay. Jeez, you really need some fucking dick, don't you? Yeah,

obviously. God, doing my charity work over here.

Essentially. Yeah, fucking make-a-wish sister over here.

You feeling fucking hard right now?

You wanna see it?

I can't believe I'm looking at my fucking fat brother's dick right now.

It's fine.

So you're like biting your lip, biting your lip and licking your lips and shit?

Well, yeah.

I've been dick deprived, so.

Okay, well.

We're waiting.

What else would you just get caught doing like you already know I

Guess you're right

I'm just digging my mouth so bad, oh my god.

Better

without

practice, I guess.

You're looking like you haven't eaten in five days.

Okay, well, yeah, that's what it feels like right now.

we better not get caught i can't get caught right now like this again come on

part two

See, you're not even complaining now.

Yeah, because my mouth is kind of full.

Right.

So, why don't you take the Schwitz on?

Right now?

I mean, yeah.

That's what we're doing this for.

Okay.

Don't give me that look.

I'm trying not to be mean, but you are doing me a favor right now, so I'm

trying to... Be grateful. Yeah.

Could be a little bit more nice.

Why? I could have been like, no, fuck you. But here I am, offering it up for

you.

So, should I just, like, sit on it, or what?

Why not?

You're lucky I'm so horny all the time.

Too nervous to look down heavy?

Yeah, I don't want to acknowledge that I'm doing it, but... Okay, well, yeah,

this is your brother inside of you. Oh, my God. Do not verbalize that.

You never get comfortable with it.

Okay.

You like it.

Yeah, I'm really fucking horny, so it feels good.

what feels good you're taking me or whatever who's sticking you my

stepbrother's dick yeah

what am i doing i

can't

believe you're doing this right now

back and forth on it.

Thank you.

The opposite way. The opposite way.

Sure, yeah. Whatever you'd like to do.

Oh, fuck.

I can't believe I'm stuck with a crack in here right now.

I'm totally hitting that right now.

It feels so fucking good. Oh my god.

I never thought I'd say that.

Plus it feels so good.

Do people in Parkland hear this body shaking?

I don't think they're home.

Thank god.

I thought that group was so tiny.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, go all the way up and down now.

It's her now.

Yeah.

You know what?

This is Mom and Dad's fault.

If they didn't ground me, then this wouldn't have happened. So, you know,

I'm leaving them.

Whatever. Excuses, excuses.

My stomach is all deep in here right now.

It's fucking good.

How does that feel?

It feels good.

Yeah? Yeah, it's probably my only problem right now, but thank you.

Breaking you out of the horny jail right now?

Yeah.

Fucking prison breakup in this bitch.

Yeah.

You want a bite?

Please, no.

I'm not done.

Not done?

Uh-uh.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe my sister just came on me.

My bad. Oh,

my God.

I need a good three months, I think.

Yeah. I should probably get cleaned up real quick. before they get back. I

think so, yeah.

We'll do that.