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This is Osbournes Want to Believe. Take one.

[Jack] We may be the first family of darkness,

but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.

They want to believe.

- Has a ghost ever been caught on film? - Yes.

[Jack] And I have the evidence that will blow their minds.

[screams]

I think you're starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

[man 1] Whoa! What is happening?

- [woman 1 screams] - Oh, God! No.

[theme music playing]

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

- Alrighty. Hello. - How you doing, Jack?

Fancy seeing you here.

- Welcome. How are we doing? - Thank you.

- Are we believing? - I don't know. Ish-ish.

- Still ish-ish. - Alright.

So I know your thoughts on animals, if they do or do not have a special ability,

and you often think they do.

With that being said, this is from Mesa, Arizona, and it is December of 2011.

[bleep] Are you kidding me?

Aw, look at his little face. He looks frightened.

[Jack] That's Zoey and Zoey is definitely frightened.

The owner says that she's constantly looking at this corner

as if something is there.

[man] Freaking me out, Zoey. What are you barking at?

I mean, dogs bark at the [bleep] moon.

- You write songs about it. - That's why.

[whimpers]

There's literally nothing here.

Dog is clearly seeing something.

It's a shadow. He's probably seeing his own...

- [bleep] shadow. - shadow.

- What, what? - He's barking at his own shadow.

[Jack] It's not the dog's shadow. Nothing is moving.

The only explanation is it's a ghost.

[bleep].

- [Sharon] Hey. - [Jack] Hold on.

The owner says he believes this is happening

because Zoey is seeing

the ghost of his mother-in-law.

[Sharon] Yeah, yeah...

[Jack] She recently passed away and that's when Zoey started doing this.

- [grunting] - Look at him.

[laughs]

- Is that the denied siren? - Yeah. What do you think?

I think it's odd. I don't think it's he's barking at his own shadow,

- but dogs do... - Dogs don't [bleep].

They lick their own arses. I mean, that's weird.

That's weird [bleep].

If I could [bleep] lick my own arse, I'd be a zillionaire.

Onward and upward and down we go.

Okay. Hey, if that's what you're into.

- [Ozzy] Go on, next. - Alright, so you guys know the drill.

I have my woogie-boogie scale and it goes from zero to ten.

Ten being the most scary. Zero being absolutely nothing.

Totally bunk. Not real. BS.

Where are you on the woogie-boogie, Mom?

We know Dad's at a zero.

Four, because I like the dog.

I'm going to respectfully agree to disagree.

I like that one.

Alright, so this next animal clip comes out of Riverview, Florida, and this was in 2014.

- [lightning strikes] - [meowing]

Just like the last one, this animal sees something we don't.

[meowing]

Shadows.

Oh, [bleep] not again with the shadows.

[Sharon laughs]

- [meows] - No, no, he's probably seen a fly.

Now the shadow turned into a fly. Okay.

You seen a fly go, going around.

- You think? - Yeah, look at it.

He's on the hunt because his tail's going like that.

[Jack] Okay, so you're not going to let go of the fly thing?

Mom, please help me.

What it... Something? A little something?

- I'll give that [bleep]. - [Sharon] It didn't...

- [Jack] Didn't? Nah. - Nah, it didn't do it for me.

- Woogie-boogie scale? - Nothing.

Oh, come on. Are you serious?

- [meows] - What's this one now, a haunted [bleep] mouse?

This one is [bleep] weird.

The guy was hearing wind [bleep] in his house.

He decided to put a GoPro camera on the back of his dog.

- You can get like the jackets that the camera mount on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jack] He put one on his dog and he left the house.

Alright, this is from September of 2020 in Pennsylvania.

[footsteps receding]

Hear the noises?

[footsteps receding]

The dog's alone in the house.

- Wind. Wind. - Shh, shh.

[whimpers]

Dog is clearly scared.

[whistling]

- Whistling in the house. - It's from the outside.

- That was not coming from... - Somebody walking around the patio.

Listen.

[whistling]

That is not... That's in the house.

- That's not an outside noise. - Sorry, I've got to pee.

Let's just pee in a second. Let's just finish this.

So, what do you think?

No. They'd never get a job in a circus.

[Jack] What do you think Rocky and Bella would capture

if you put GoPros on them for the day?

Rocky would capture Bella's arse.

Because he's following her around all day.

The most exciting thing is them chasing the cats.

But that's the most exciting thing for you anyway, so...

Oh, the dogs are chasing the cats.

-Shall we move on? -[Sharon] Yeah, we haven't voted.

[Jack] Oh, yes.

- [whistling] - Well, I'll give that three.

- [Sharon] One. - Well, this sucks.

We're starting slow.

- We're just starting slow. - What do you give that?

I would give that one a five.

- Five? - Oh, Jack!

Okay, maybe a three.

[dramatic music playing]

-Three. -Three for that? You must be mad.

- Beard, he won't haggle. - He won't haggle?

[chuckles]

-[Jack] Five for that? You must be mad. -[Sharon laughs]

Alright, moving on. I've got a good UFO clip coming up next.

This one I cannot figure out what the hell this is, okay?

It looks like a giant plastic bag floating in the air but...

Well, if it looks like a giant plastic bag floating in the air...

- But I've... - It is. [laughs]

But I've never seen a giant plastic bag do this.

[man 3] It's a [bleep] cloud with lights in it.

[Jack] This guy saw a mass floating in the sky and it had lights in it.

- Clouds. - It's, it's sparkling.

-Yeah, it's clouds. It's sunshine. -[Jack] Twinkling, watch.

- Where's twinkling? - [Jack] Just watch.

[man 3] Yeah, I've never seen nothing [bleep] like that.

Watch. What cloud does that?

- Look, see the sparkle? - Yeah.

Look. That is weird to me.

[man 3] I've never seen nothing [bleep] like this in my life.

- [Ozzy] [bleep] cloud. - That's not a [bleep] cloud.

- It's a cloud. - [Jack] Look at it sparkling.

What cloud moves like that? No other cloud is moving like that.

- Maybe it's on a rope. - And it's huge.

Yeah, it's just a [bleep] bit of smoke.

What have you been smoking?

- Alright, where does it end up? - [Jack] It just floats off.

In somebody's pipe.

[all laughing]

[Jack] Look, it just like floats off. Okay.

Now, my theory is that this is a cloaked UFO.

What?

A UFO using cloaking technology to mask itself to look like a cloud.

[bleep] cloud.

It's a cloud masking itself as a UFO.

[chuckles] Masking itself as bolt lightning.

You mean like an invisible cape?

Yes, I think that is a UFO utilizing cloaking technology.

-[Ozzy] Well, what do you give it? -I give that a nine.

- What do you got? - Well, I give that five.

Because I'm... I'm baffled at what it is.

It's not a UFO and I will give you something,

it is moving rather fast, so it could be a trick.

- [Jack] Mum? - Five.

-Geez! -[Sharon] Five, I'll give it five.

That was like an amazing clip.

I don't know what's wrong with you guys.

[Sharon] It's a kite.

It could be a kite. It could be a kite.

- There you go. - What kind of kite?

- [Ozzy] No, it's somebody with an illusion. - It's a kite.

- Yeah. - Wow. Okay.

You got it right. It's a kite. It's a kite.

I bet he disguises a bolt lightning?

I think the two guys that were filming it were bonged out.

Bonged out?

They'd probably smoking a bong and had been, "Oh, look at that!"

Hey, man. They're high as a kite.

He bong bong.

-[chuckles] -[Ozzy] Now can I go for a piss?

- Now you can go for a pee pee. - Byron, move out of the way.

[Jack] Out of the bogs, Byron.

Alright. So here we are, uh, in my parents' lovely basement theater

and if you can see in the background, there's Byron,

our handy-dandy trusty sound operator, engineer, extravaganza.

He has to hang out in the bathroom.

And so, every time my dad gets up to pee,

basically, he has to...

pee in front of Byron.

So, yeah, you know, the things we do.

[Jack] What the [bleep] is that?

- Oh, that's disgraceful! - That's not normal.

- It's a person. - No, it's not, it's a ghost.

- [Jack] Look at this. - [Ozzy] That looks like a UFO.

I've never seen anything like this.

That's unbelievable.

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

[indistinct] can't get here again.

- It doesn't feel as... - It looks like it's tightened up.

Yeah.

- You want to squeeze it, boo? - No, don't squeeze it.

- No. - No, no, no.

A little alien head's going to come out.

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

- [Ozzy] Come on, let's go. - Well, we're waiting on you.

Alright, creepy footage of two ghosts walking in the house.

This is from April of 2019

in Saint Francisville, Louisiana.

[Sharon] Aw, them Pickle has seen... Look, she's seeing a ghost.

- So she... - She's saying, "Please don't hurt me."

[Ozzy] Come on, Jack. Put it on.

[Sharon] What do you think you are?

- Don't [bleep]... - Okay.

You're the one getting up, peeing and playing with a [bleep] dog.

Come on. Just shut up talking and go.

[hums]

Okay then.

[Jack] Back to the show, if you don't mind.

- I see dead dogs. - This is a haunted house.

Myrtle's Plantation is like a legendary ghost hunting place.

- That's beautiful. - [Jack] Yeah, it's amazing.

It was built in Louisiana in 1796,

allegedly on the top of an old Indian burial ground.

-It looks creepy. -[Jack] Now, check this out.

You're going to see what appears to be ghosts

of three children running from left to right.

Look at this.

Wow, that's wild.

Let's watch it again.

[Ozzy] It's a reflection on the glass.

[Jack] There's no glass, though.

Looks like a dog to me.

It's a [bleep] reflection on the mirror.

- It's certainly a [bleep]. - Okay.

[bleep] Double exposure.

You ain't having much luck this week, son.

You guys are a tough [bleep] crowd today, geez.

How did they make that into three children?

Listen...

- It looks like one dog. - Just threw [indistinct].

Because they want to believe.

- Con the nation? - Hence the show's called Con the Nation.

Tonight on Con The Nation, there's three ghosts at the house, not one.

And it's not a dog.

What do you say it is Picalilli [indistinct]?

You know what? We're moving on. [bleep].

- Really? Why? - No, you guys hate that clip, that I will go burn this clip.

- [Sharon] No. - In fact, let's go to Myrtles

and we'll burn the whole place down.

- I like it. - Hold on.

No one will ever go to Myrtle's ever again.

Let's burn it to the ground.

But hold on, did you see three children?

I saw three figures moving.

You did not see three, you saw one dog.

A dog? No, I see one dog on your lap looking at me like she's drunk.

That's not a dog, it's my baby girl.

Wish you'd talk to me like that.

Oh, [bleep]! Now, come on.

Wish you'd care for me like you care for the dogs.

- Go on, next. - You guys are really giving it to me today.

- That's okay. - Mmm-hmm.

They can't all be winners.

[Jack and Sharon laughing]

Next, for sure.

Oh, alright. Anyway. This one's cool.

I like this one.

So this was someone's private residence.

Actually, it was a property that they utilized for storing things

and the security alarm goes off at night,

the entire alarm system had been pulled off the wall.

Like, the button... That the keypad...

You know why he couldn't turn it off, because he wanted to go to sleep.

And so he goes, "[bleep] this."

- Is this from personal experience? - Yes.

[laughing]

Um, and he ended up checking the footage

and captured something very interesting.

So this took place in Wichita, Kansas.

[Jack] Watch this area here.

Double exposure.

It's something with the camera.

Now the alarm goes off.

[alarm blaring]

So when the police inspected the property

they found no evidence of someone breaking in or breaking out.

All the doors, everything was sealed, but the alarm had been ripped off the wall.

Let's watch it again.

Look, duh-duh, something...

Look at that. That's not normal.

It's somebody walking past that.

That's... It's something walking past.

- I don't think that's somebody. - It's a person.

No, it's not. It's a ghost.

Well, somebody's... Someone who's found a good hiding place in the house.

You think? Someone's in there doing upper deckers?

Yeah, whatever that means.

It's when you [bleep] a cistern.

[crowd laughing]

[farts]

Oh! That's disgraceful.

[laughs] It's an upper decker.

Uh, Woogie Boogie Scale.

- I'd give that three. - Wow! Really?

Mom, what would you give that on the Woogie-Boogie Scale?

That's... mom's... that's... Mom's thinking.

Come on, it's not that [bleep] difficult.

- Come on, Boo. - I don't know.

- I don't know. - One, two, three, four.

Loss of words. That's a first.

Alright, I'd say it's a three.

I think this is real.

I'm going to go with a six.

Are you just coming up with these numbers?

You're pulling them out your upper decker...

I'm committed to my craft. [bleep] I'm committed to my craft.

- It's a load of bollocks. - Three.

- Go on. - You guys are a tough crowd today.

It's alright, we're not done yet.

I will make enough... I'll make believers of you.

I'm going to go for a pee now as well again.

[bleep].

- [Ozzy] The coffee's going straight through me. - [Sharon] Watch it, Byron!

[Jack] Really? You can't see that?

They're little aliens, if they're aliens.

[laughs]

You are going to love this one.

We've got a poltergeist attacking someone with a knife.

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

[Sharon] She's scraping. Yeah, hey, Pickles, quit.

- Pickles, [bleep] off. - What she doing?

She's scratching.

- [Jack] Pickles, come. - Pickles. Pickles. Come on, bubby.

- [imitating kissing] - Come on. She stopped.

What was Pickles doing behind there?

Pickles.

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

Oh, that coffee.

[Jack] Cleaned me right out.

[Sharon laughs]

- Next one. - Piss through the eye of a needle.

- Go on, next. - Alright. Next one.

- Would you deposit your money into a haunted bank? - [Ozzy] Sure.

No.

You wouldn't put your money in a haunted bank, why?

I wouldn't go back there at all.

When was the last time you guys went into a bank?

God, I can't even remember.

[laughs]

[Ozzy] Go on, next.

Okay, so this is a ghost of a little girl caught running through a bank

and then vanishing into thin air.

Uh, this is in Lima, Peru, in January 2018.

Whoa!

[Jack] These are bank employees.

They're in the back office, so it's secure.

Now, it's not like just anyone can go walking back there if they want to.

Now, keep an eye on the background.

Look up here.

[man 4] [indistinct]

- Wow. - [Jack] Let's watch it again.

There's somebody in the [bleep] bank.

[Jack] I don't think so.

The guy with the camera is clearly a little bit shaken up.

He saw something as well, so he went to take a look

and not only was there no child, but there wasn't a single person in the bank.

[indistinct]

No.

[Jack] Hold on, there's more.

Moments later something triggers the automatic door.

- There is nothing in sight. - Somebody outside.

The front door thing for me is a bit of a stretch, I'll admit it.

But the little girl in the secure area of the bank running around

and just disappearing that's odd to me.

That's a child.

Do you think it's a real child or a ghost child?

A real child.

You think someone's kid got into the back of a bank?

- [Sharon] Yeah. - You know, I think somebody took their kids to the bank.

Yep, and they don't want to admit it.

And they're talking and they're talking to [bleep] each other.

Alright. Alright. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it.

Because you know what it just means I have to roll my sleeves up,

dig deeper into the depths of the interweb...

Alright. Alright. [indistinct].

What would you give this one then?

- Five. Four. - Six.

[Jack] And you think it's [bleep]...

I think somebody brought their child to the bank which they're not allowed to do.

They was picked up on the security camera

and they're saying it's a ghost.

Think the girl, the girl running in the background is interesting,

but the door opening is not enough for me

because like a bird could have flown past the sensor

or something could have, it could have been one of those sensor doors.

I think, it's what I say. They took the kid to work,

shouldn't have done it, and they've come up with an excuse.

[indistinct] ...you guys are having a conversation.

I'm falling asleep.

No, you're not, you're wide awake and you're, you've got a lot of fight in you.

- Look at you. You're fierce. - Yes.

You're on edge.

[laughs]

- Alright. - That's his actor's face.

That is, yeah.

Oh-ho. That hurt.

Alrighty, so this next clip is in Aylesbury.

Oh, that's just down the road.

It is just down the road from us.

[lightning strikes]

There's Aylesbury in good old England

and this is where two housemates

claim to be living with a poltergeist.

Watch this.

[woman 2] This book's just come off this shelf and I believe...

[gasps]

- Whoa! - [Jack] Creepy, right?

That's pretty cool.

Now watch. Watch the slow-mo. Watch how it turns and then comes off.

Now you would see a string if it was attached to that.

That is [bleep] wild.

[Jack] You want a wild one, check this out?

It was pretty good so I'm not, I'm not down for that.

[whacking]

Wow!

How [bleep] crazy is that one?

Look, no one's over there.

[woman 3] That's just scared the [bleep] out of me.

And they go through and they start opening up cupboards.

How weird is that?

Just a...

drinks bottle just comes flying out.

[whacking]

Do you think the house is haunted

- or do you think this couple is just crazy? - [Ozzy] I don't know.

- I don't wanna say it's haunted. - You can see he was genuine...

- But at the same time, it's, it's very odd. - It is very odd.

Would you continue living in a house like that if stuff kept happening?

- Mom, would you? - No, I'd go.

[Jack] Okay, where would you put this on the Woogie-Boogie Scale?

- Seven. - Yeah, me too, a seven.

[Jack] Finally, one we like. I'll take that.

- Alright, how about some UFO stuff? - [Sharon] Yes.

This uh, next clip was captured on a doorbell camera in Devon, England,

and many people believe it to be an alien.

It's odd at first but when you kind of watch the clip a few times,

- to me it becomes even more confusing. - [Sharon] Okay.

[Jack] I've never seen anything like this.

- Look at it. - It's the camera.

What do you mean it's the camera?

It's not UFOs. It's a [bleep] camera glitch.

That's a pretty unique glitch.

They're flying in perfect unison.

How could that be a camera glitch?

This phenomenon has actually been captured by numerous cameras.

- What do we think? - No. No.

You think it's like some kind of glitch.

Well, I think it's something, a glitch with the camera.

I was going to say double exposure, but that's just a metaphor.

- There's so many... - Oh, so what do we think?

-Fireflies. -[Jack] Fireflies flying in unison.

What are they? Aerial acrobat fireflies?

Well, they're little aliens if they're aliens.

- Yeah. - Look at them to the size of the car.

- I know. - That's why we can't see them.

They're that small you can't see them.

They must be, they must be this big.

- I think... - We come in peace.

they are the alien version of the Red Arrows.

So they come to Earth and they do like these cool aerial...

- Formations, yeah. - formations like the Blue Angels.

Give him some money for a new [bleep] camera.

That's what this bloke needs.

What's that [bleep]?

[laughing]

- I'll give that a two. - [Jack] Oh, my God!

I've got to go for a pee now as well again.

Coffee makes me want to piss all day long.

[Sharon] That's an excuse he just wants to spend time with you, Byron.

- [Sharon] There was just the sideways UFO. - That is a flat disc.

If I saw that I would go what the [bleep] is that?

-Now, there's the knife. Here comes the attack. -Wow!

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

-[Jack] Have you heard about this? -No.

But I do believe this is a governing body.

- I think... - So you think the illuminati is real?

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.

- All those like what? - Those billionaires, zillionaires,

- of course, they do. - There's too much at stake.

- Yes. - That's a good question.

Something of a highly technological advance built that

because I mean, these blocks are massive.

Yeah.

Do you? Have you heard the lizard people theory?

- Have you heard of the Queen as a lizard person? - No.

You ever seen the footage of her eyes?

How dare you say that about our Queen?

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

[Jack] This one is... Okay, I'm going to give you backstory to this one.

This clip to me looks like a, like a rocket taking off, right?

There is no military government, NASA installation

anywhere near where this was filmed.

Whatever this thing is takes off like a rocket.

You can't hear it, you can see it and look at the shape of it.

I've never seen anything like this.

So this is March 2020 in Pikes Peak, Colorado.

- [Sharon] What is that? - I don't know.

-Whoa! -[Jack] That's nothing. Keep watching.

[woman 4] It looks like a sideways UFO.

[Jack] The voices you hear there,

that's from the family that pulled over when they saw this.

They're petrified.

- What is that? - [Sharon] Oh, my God!

It's definitely something flying.

Wait till they zoom in.

Oh, oh! I can see a little bit, it's flat in the top.

- It's flat. - [Ozzy] Oh, yeah.

- That is a flat disc. - That looks like a UFO.

- Like, what the [bleep] is that? - That's unbelievable.

But look at the way the jet thing is not coming out of the plane.

- There's two jets. - [Jack] Yeah, there's two. Exactly, yeah.

There's two boosters on it.

[Ozzy] That's really interesting.

[Jack] There's like a light on the wingtip almost.

[Ozzy] What the heck is that thing?

[Jack] What do we think of that one?

That's pretty convincing. If I saw that I would go "What the [bleep] is that?"

- That's pretty... - Very interesting.

Mmm-hmm.

Can we see it taking off again?

You want to see it again?

Also, too, I think the interesting thing is that

if you notice with the vapor trail, there's a lot of breaks in it.

It stops.

When you look at normal rockets, it's a continual stream.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've got this break in it here.

- And then there's one further down. - And then a break in it here.

- And one further down. - [Jack] Yep.

That's really interesting. Wow!

Like, what the hell is that? It's flat.

That's, that's unbelievable. It's like a saucer, innit?

And the thing is, it didn't make a noise.

So like, you know, how people that they see that

when they see the space shuttle take off, they tell you,

"Oh, you can hear it from 20 miles away." They're closer than 20 miles to that thing.

Yeah.

Okay, Woogie-Boogie Scale on that one for me, please?

Oh, it's eight for me. What are you giving it?

An eight.

♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah

♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah ♪

What do you give it?

I give it, probably an eight, yeah.

Cool. I'll take that. I'll take an eight.

[Sharon] Things are looking up, Jack.

Now this one, oh, you're going to love, Dad.

You are going to love this one.

I know you love a good poltergeist.

Now we've got a poltergeist attacking someone with a knife from Russia.

[Jack] So this guy here, he's a paranormal investigator.

In 2020, he set up in this abandoned house

to investigate the ghost of a little girl

that had allegedly been peeking through the second-floor window.

As you'll see, whatever entity is in this house, does not want him there.

[clanks]

Wow!

He's supposedly alone in this house.

- It's pretty cool. - [Jack] That was nothing.

Watch these forks fly off the table.

Look, fork one.

Now, watch fork two.

[clanks]

- Oh, yeah! - Isn't that [bleep] weird?

- Do you think it's real? - It looks pretty real to me.

Well, where's he attacked with the knife?

- You'll see. - Oh!

Now, there's the knife.

Here comes the attack. Look at this.

Look. He looks down at it...

and the next [bleep] thing, gets launched right at his head.

Check it out again in slow-mo.

- It's on a string. - You think it's on a string?

It's on a string, the knife is.

- It's like a fishing wire. - I don't know.

Watch the handle come up.

See there, see the handle, it's a fish wire.

It spins. It's on a one or lead. It's a fish wire.

It's not real.

[Jack] Alright, let's hear those Woogie-Boogie Scale numbers.

- What do you got? - Two.

Mum?

Four.

It's like two steps forward one step back, every day.

Every day.

-Give me, you give me five... -Well, I'm giving you my... I'm giving my honest...

All I want is your honesty and your love. That's it.

[applauses]

[Sharon] Five different films, okay?

One after the other of conclusive evidence.

- Oh, alright. Anyway. - Next.

What would it take for one of you to spend the night in that property?

- [Ozzy] I wouldn't go there. - No.

Have you guys ever spent the night in a haunted house?

-With you. -Oh, that's right. Yes, at the LaLaurie Mansion.

- That was a fun trip. - Hmm.

[Sharon laughs]

I got to go for another piss.

[all laughing]

[Jack] Byron, help him with the zipper.

- [Sharon laughs] - [Jack] Go on.

-[Jack] ♪ The circle of life... -I want another coffee.

[Jack] ♪ And the will of fortune ♪

Thank you so much. That's great. Thank you.

She wanted some.

[Jack] This is a bird that's just frozen in the air.

It's a sparrow hawk.

What the [bleep] does that mean?

- [Jack] I think this is real. - Space junk.

It's a big piece of space junk that's still somehow flying.

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

Alright, so I'm going to give a little tour of the Osbournes Want To Believe set,

which is also known as my parents' theater in the basement.

So we've got cameras and monitors and big pretty lights.

And there's Hannah and there's, Jackie.

Some of the, some of the team.

- This is where Byron hangs out. How you doing? - Good.

Have you actually had to pee at any point while filming

and have you peed while we're filming?

No, I haven't but I've had to get out of the way for your dad to come in and pee.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Byron, how long have you been working with us?

- God, it's kind of, like, 20 years now. - That's right.

Byron is OG from the Osbournes.

So we go way back.

Alrighty, and that's a little look at our fancy Osbournes Want To Believe set.

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

So this next series of clips is called a glitch with the glitch of the Matrix.

I, however, have my own theory.

This is just kind of what the opinion is online.

- Is what's his face in it? - [Jack] Keanu?

- Mm-hmm. - So hot right now.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

So I'm going to play you each clip, we'll discuss it and go from there.

[Ozzy] I'm watching this dude through the mirror.

[Jack] I can't figure out what this is.

Watch the guy's face in the mirror and look at him right here.

[man 5] Look at that, his face just moved

but the guy in the, the mirror is staying the same.

- [Jack] Look at that. - [man 6] Yo!

[Jack] Everyone on the internet was like,

"Oh, this is a glitch in the Matrix." Look at this.

- What do you think it is? - [Ozzy] It's somebody else.

- [Sharon] In the back. - [Ozzy] Yeah, yeah.

- Mm-hmm. - But I just don't understand the lining up of everything.

-[Ozzy] The Matrix is broken. -[laughs]

- [Jack] I'm inclined to agree with your theory. - Okay, great. Next.

-[Sharon] Go on. We haven't voted. -Oh, yes.

- I'll give that three. - One.

[Jack] Moving on to the next glitch with the glitch,

this clip comes to us from, uh, Buffalo, New York, September 21, 2019,

and this is people acting odd in the park.

-What the [bleep] is happening? -Like everyone's just frozen.

- Oh, it's a film. It's a film. - A film?

Why would they allow people to just drive through a film?

They're filming something and they're just driving through.

So I feel like somebody's there obviously they all want to see like a rock star

or a [indistinct] Brit spy...

But why is no one moving?

If I look over there, there, there he is, no [bleep].

And they're driving past and there's somebody,

like they're waiting for someone to appear or someone.

Okay, interesting.

For me, I'm like, "I don't know what the [bleep] that is?"

[woman 5] Mm-hmm. Got to go. Get me out.

[Jack] Do you think that that could be one of those flash mobs?

Yeah, something like that.

So there was this flash mob thing going on a couple years ago

where like they would tell like hundreds of people were all in on it

and they would go into, like, Grand Central Station

and, all of a sudden, everyone would just stop...

and not move and everyone was just like, "What the [bleep] is happening?"

But everyone was in on it. It's like a big, giant, large-scale prank.

The internet does not.

They think it's some crazy paranormal explanation worldwide.

I'll give that, I'll give that five.

I'll give that four or three, two, well. It's a three.

- Huh? - I'll give that a three.

Three? Mom, what would you give that one?

Three.

- Next one. - [Jack] Alright.

This is a bird that's just frozen in the air, not moving.

Look, he's flapping not moving.

[Ozzy] It's a sparrow hawk.

What the [bleep] does that mean?

That's what they do. It's a sparrow hawk.

His heart [indistinct] is doing that,

- so he's looking, looking down for a mouse or some... - For his dinner.

But, but he's, but he's flapping his wings and not moving.

They'll hover above and then the go dive down and get it.

What do they look like?

[Jack laughs]

Kind of like that.

Okay, once again the internet said this is a glitch in the Matrix.

- I know what it is! - What do you think it is?

- It's Keanu Reeves in a bird suit. - Yes!

- By gosh, you've got it. - Yeah, it could be.

You go and you see any hawk or anything will do exactly that.

- Ah! - A hawk hovers, he sees so...

I thought they liked to circle.

No, they just, they can just stay in one place

and then they just dive down and get the [bleep] prey.

[Jack] Okay, where would you put this on the Woogie-Boogie Scale?

- Zero for me, that is... - Okay.

That's just Mother Nature, you see.

- What do you want to give that? - Two.

Once again the internet proves that

just because you've a computer, doesn't mean you're smart.

Sure. I got to go for another piss.

[Jack] He's going to piss on you now, Byron.

[Sharon laughs]

Said that there was like weird things going on here,

has anything been going on here lately?

I came back and my gym went down to this garage.

- Your whole gym moved? - My whole gym was moved.

I came here one day, and then I came back another day

and the whole inside entryway had been repainted.

Oh, aren't we funny? Aren't we funny, ha-ha?

I mean, I mean, and my bedroom was done and the bed and the wardrobe.

- I mean, it's incredible. - [Jack] This is wild.

I need one of those decorating ghosts at my house.

I don't.

[laughing]

- You think that's fake? - Yeah.

I think this is real. This is a great photo of a UFO.

[bleep]. Oh, because somebody's winding us up.

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

Clearly, today is not going as planned, but you at home can help.

If you have any evidence that you think is far better than what we've been showing today,

please upload it to social media and use the #OsbournesBelieve.

- [lightning strikes] - [laughs]

This one comes to us from the vault.

[man 7] From the vault.

[laughs]

It's a new little segment we're adding to the shows

where we dig up old evidence photos, things like that.

- Oh, go on. - Okay.

So this picture, coming in hot,

passenger on a flight from Hong Kong to Southwest China,

looked out the window and saw this.

A bunch of other people on the plane spotted it.

Some people said it was a Frisbee.

How could a [bleep] Frisbee be that high up?

[laughs] I don't know.

Some other people say it was a mass hallucination.

How can a hallucination, a hallucination, whatever it is, be caught on film?

That's a good question.

I think that they've [bleep] drawn that in.

-You think that's fake? -Yeah. Yes. Very, very, very fake.

- I don't think... - It's a flying [indistinct].

- I don't think it's... - A flying scab.

-I don't think it's fake. -It's a bat. What do you think it was?

I was thinking of a piece of steak.

- Did you say, "Get a piece of steak?" - [Ozzy] I mean...

I think this is real.

- [Sharon] You do? - Yes, I do.

I think this is a straight up, this is a great photo of a UFO.

- [Sharon] Jack! - [Ozzy] You know why you think it's a UFO?

- Because you want to believe. - I do want to believe.

- I choose to believe. - [Sharon] Shut up.

It's taken from a video, a phone camera.

- Yeah. - Odds are,

it's got a video with [indistinct] stills all that?

- Yeah. - So if you saw that

outside your window [indistinct] you'd go

[bleep] just to get in front of your filming?

Yeah, sure.

But what if you were just so like overcome?

- You were just like, "Oh, uh, uh. - No.

I noticed as he took the photo it went, ch...

It could have. It could have blew.

I mean, the, the government is literally now saying

there's stuff coming into the Earth's atmosphere

which they don't know what it is, they don't know where it's coming from.

Space junk.

I mean, that's a big piece of space junk that's still somehow flying.

Space junk.

Space trash can lid just fell off.

Thoughts, Mum. If it's not a UFO, what is it?

Somebody put spay, painted it in.

- [Jack] And so, you think it's a superimposed photo? - Yes. It's not real.

Okay, so you're saying lame and mom you're saying, [bleep].

[Sharon] I did put that in, yeah.

- [Jack] Alright, so what do you give it? - Five.

- Mum? - [bleep].

Cool because somebody's winding us up.

- I'm going to give it an eight. - Oh, Jack!

- I'm giving it an eight. - You're just throwing out numbers.

You're... I'm giving it an eight.

[Sharon] Nope, you're just throwing them out.

- My body, my right. - [Sharon] Okay.

[Jack] Yeah.

-[Ozzy] What would you do? -I would go. I'm giving him an eight.

[all laughing]

I'll be like, "Hello, alien. You get an eight.

Do you believe that alien spaceships are held in Area 51?

If there are UFOs that's, that would be the good place to put them.

I agree.

And do you know just, just a bit of knowledge for you, general knowledge.

Do you know what famous star used to live there?

- At Area 51? - Yes.

- The famous star who used to live in Area 51? - Yes, yes, Demi Moore.

- She used to live in Area 51? - Where is Area 51?

- In the [bleep]. - Well, she comes from Roswell.

Okay, different place. Roswell's where the UFO crashed.

- Oh, where's Area 51 then? - In Nevada.

Well, it's down the road. I mean, it was close.

Demi Moore used to live at Area 51?

No, she used to live in Roswell, New Mexico. [laughs]

- Next one. - [Jack] That's it.

I know we started off weak, but I feel we ended decently well.

On your thought. Oh, I'll give that nothing.

-Yeah, yeah. -Alright, Mum. You want to do the sign out?

- Yeah. - Mum, your hair.

What's the matter with my hair?

[Jack] Oh, your helmet is good.

- My hair it's my hat. - What the [bleep]?

- What are you doing to your hair? - There you go.

- It's your hair. - [bleep].

I know. I have seen a ghost. It's all up everywhere.

Excuse my hair, excuse my spider bite.

Please come back next week and we will have conclusive evidence...

- that there are UFOs and ghosts... - [Ozzy] And tricks.

and dogs that can see ghosts and cats that can see ghosts.

On behalf of Osbournes Want to Believe,

I cannot confirm that statement.

We will not have conclusive, but, yet, very objective evidence. Thank you.

[mumbles]

[indistinct] pee.

Need to see the [bleep] plumber, I think.

[indistinct].

[Jack] All I want is your honesty and your love, that's it.

[Indistinct].

[all laughing]

[Jack] Out of the box, Byron.

[farts]

[Sharon] [indistinct] funky.

[Jack] [bleep]. Let's burn it to the ground.

[all laugh]

[Ozzy] It's so hot right now.

[all laughing]

[Ozzy] See you next week.