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Currently late, everyone's waiting for me.

Well, well, well. Look what we have here.

What took you guys so long?

[Sharon] Oh, yeah, really? Uh...

- Where have you been? - Are we gonna do this or what?

- I'm waiting on you. - [Sharon] Oh yeah, right.

[Ozzy] Waiting on me.

Always gotta wait on the rock star.

[chuckles]

All right, let's do this.

[Jack] We may be the first family of darkness,

but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.

They wanna believe.

- Has a ghost ever been caught on film? - Yes.

And I have the evidence that will blow their minds.

[cackles]

I think you're starting to believe.

Seeing is believing.

[Jack] Whoa, what is happening?

[shrieks]

Oh, God, no.

[Ozzy laughing]

All right, gang. Are you ready to be believers?

- I'm trying to be a believer... - Bring it on.

- ...but you won't show us any [bleep] film. - Bring it on.

This is like conversion therapy.

- We're gonna make believers out of you. - Yeah.

Um, all right. So you know the name of the game.

I'm going to show you clips,

you're going to tell me what you think,

if it makes you believe, if you think it's bunk,

and then we will rate it on my Woogie Boogie scale.

[Jack] All right. So we'll start this one off.

It's a compilation. We have three clips

and it's all from home security systems.

The first one is a ghost dog.

It is from August of 2020, so very recently,

and it was captured in Houston, Texas.

Ghost dog, with a ghost.

Check this out.

[Jack] All right.

So this woman got an alert that her doorbell camera

had just triggered.

She checked out the footage and what she saw was mind boggling.

That looks like an ordinary dog, doesn't it?

Watch what happens next.

- Yep, it disappears into thin [bleep] air. - Wow.

Okay.

Run it again because as the dog came out,

- there was one at the back of the car as well. - Yes.

Now what the hell was that?

Well, I think that was just another dog, right?

That's a cat, it looks like a cat.

How weird is that?

- Hmm... - It's someone with a camera, I'm telling you.

What the [bleep]...

It's a weird dog anyway.

[Sharon] What kind of dog is that?

[Ozzy] Greyhound.

- That's weird. - It's very weird.

Have you ever had anything weird caught on your security cameras?

- No. - I never look at them.

Oh, gee, actually no.

The security cameras at this house are monitored

24 hours a day by armed security.

[Sharon] Yes.

[Jack] All day someone is watching it.

Um, have you ever thought you encountered a spirit of a dog?

- Never. - Really?

- Umm... I dream about Minnie. - I'd like to.

Yeah.

[Jack] Wouldn't Minnie-- It was when Buster died,

she used to, like, sit and watch him.

- Didn't she? - On the hill.

- On the hill? - Yeah, she died.

But then after she died, she would still go and like...

...sit on the hill, yeah.

It was her favorite place to sit, yeah.

What would you do if you saw a ghost of your dog?

- Oh... - Yeah, I mean...

Would you be scared?

I'd be so happy.

- Me too. - [Jack] Yeah?

I'd be like, "Oh, yes."

If I would give... that would be the best [bleep], but they're dogs.

Yeah, that would definitely be the best.

Yeah, but she would probably just look at me and piss on my bed.

I'd be okay with it. I'd be like, "All right, do your thing."

Woogie Boogie scale for this clip?

- Six. - Six?

-Seven. -[Jack] That's a good start. Moving on.

Oh, we've got a ghost cat.

- Oh, who is it? - Tigerlily.

[Sharon] Tiger!! Hi!!

[Ozzy speaks]

Shut up.

Ozzy!

Get those [bleep] claws away from me.

[Sharon] No, she's doing her little pad dance.

[Ozzy] No, she's [bleep] stretching her claws.

[Sharon] No, she's doing her little dance.

[Ozzy] No, it's not a dance.

- It's a river dance. - What is happening?

River dance! River dance!

Next one.

[puppy growling]

Now this next clip was captured in Muscat, Oman in 2019.

Where is Oman?

Uh, Middle East.

[Jack] Now, I find this one pretty creepy.

This security camera captured a full-bodied apparition.

I want you to watch this area right here

and don't look away.

It's like a double exposure.

You can't double expose digital, because it's a new file every time it records.

- It could be the guy filming through his window. - Yes.

- Looking out of his window. - It's the reflection of him.

Yeah. That's the only thing I thought it could be,

but I just don't understand the lining up of everything.

What do you think about this?

- What scale on the Woogie Boogie it is? - One.

- [Jack] One? - I give three for reflection.

- [Jack] You guys both think that's a reflection? - Mm-hm.

[Jack] I disagree, but whatever. Let's move on.

Now this one, this one's interesting

because this next caught on camera clip

comes from a prison in Brazil.

It's considered the most maximum security prison in Brazil,

one of them anyway.

What's unique about this is that the prison guards

saw on camera what was happening

and they ran outside to look.

And there wasn't anything there?

There wasn't anything there. This is weird.

So that is the Campo Grande prison in Rio de Janeiro.

Now, the footage we see here was shot by the guards

and they thought what they saw was a prisoner escaping.

That little black thing there floating.

Again, they thought it was a prisoner trying to escape.

So they went, checked the cell, nobody had escaped.

So the question I have for you is, what [bleep] is that?

It's a cat.

It's a cat.

- [Jack] A cat? - Just a cat.

- That is absolutely a cat. - [Jack] What the [bleep].

What kind of a cat moves like that?

- All cats move like that. - It's a [bleep] cat.

Why would there be a cat in a maximum security prison?

Cats are everywhere in Brazil.

- Okay, but-- - And dogs.

[Jack] Why does it look like a blob?

- No, it's a black cat. - [Ozzy] No, it's a cat.

Tiger-Lily, watch this. What do you think? Tiger-Lily.

- Puss, come on. Go on, puss. - Come here, watch this.

Hey, cat, watch. Who's that?

You let "me-ow".

Is this a... is this...

Who is this? All right, she doesn't care.

Prison cats.

So you think that's a cat?

- Yeah, it's a cat. - [bleep]

I just--

I mean, okay, now that you're mentioning it,

it does move kind of cat-like, but then [bleep] go.

Back into the [bleep] house where it came from.

I will say, now that you mentioned cat,

it does kind of look like a cat.

It does, it's a black cat.

[Jack] What would you rate that?

- Nothing, zero. - All right.

- Zero? - Yeah.

What about on the pretty kitty scale?

No, because you couldn't see its little pads. It's--- It's zero.

- Zero on the Woogie Boogie. - Not even one for effort.

[Jack] Okay. [bleep] you guys are a tough crowd today.

We are getting tougher as this thing goes on.

We're smart.

[Jack] This next clip comes out of Ireland.

Oh, from Ireland I believe it.

[loud scratching]

What the [bleep]

That's [bleep] odd.

- He's grooming. - [Sharon] He's having a--

He's grooming his luscious locks?

[chuckles]

- Well, I'm 72. - I know you got a--

Listen, besides the small penis

what I love that I inherited from you,

is this bitching hairline.

- We've got solid hairlines, you and me. - Yeah.

We might not have six packs, but we've got sick hairlines.

Yep!

[Jack] Can't fix that in the gym.

Nope.

So... I think you guys are getting familiar

with the phenomenon that paranormal events

seem to kind of happen at anytime, anywhere.

This next clip comes out of Ireland.

The Ghost of Joe Murphy.

Who's Joe Murphy?

Joe Murphy is a ghost that allegedly haunts at, um,

- Barney Mac's Pub in Ireland. - [Sharon] Oh.

Now, from Ireland, I believe it. Come on.

I mean, Ireland's got some terrific ghosts.

Horrific ghosts.

- No, didn't you say terrific? - Yeah.

Beautiful ghosts, beautiful.

[in mocking tone] They're the best ghosts.

[Jack] So this is Barney Mac's.

It's a pub in Drogheda, Ireland.

It's been around for nearly a century.

The owners of the pub and many patrons believe the pub is haunted.

But, to this point, they've never caught anything to prove it.

It has every reason to be haunted.

It's sandwiched between an old convent on one side

and a 1000-year-old cemetery on the other.

They recently installed a security camera system

and this is what they caught.

[Sharon] Oh!

It's something to do with the beer being cold.

When they wash the glasses in the hot water.

[Jack] Mm-hmm.

When they put the beer in it, it...

- [vocalizes] - [glass shattering]

[Jack] So it's a hot glass with cold beer

and it smashes it.

- Mom, you're calling [bleep]? - Yeah, this is real.

- It's from Ireland. - Okay.

- No [bleep] out of Ireland. - [Jack] Okay.

No hot glasses in Ireland.

I'm inclined to agree with your theory.

It's a hot glass, cold beer.

Okay.

- Um, but then again, I have-- - Put it back again.

- [Jack] But can you see-- - It's lager, cold lager.

-It's-- It's not. It's a Guinness. -That's not cold.

It's a Guinness. Look.

[Jack] That's not Guinness. That's not Guinness.

[Ozzy] [bleep] lager, that's not Guinness.

It's lager. Ice cold [bleep] lager.

I thought lager is supposed to be warm.

- No. - No.

Put it back again and again.

See the guy's washed the glass

and is putting them on the shelf behind, they're still warm.

He's getting a pint.

Ah, you might be right.

Yeah, look at him drying off the glasses.

Yeah, look he's just putting the glasses there.

- [Ozzy] Next. - You know, I don't think your theory is totally wrong.

- Mine? - No, I think you both-- I mean, listen.

I think it could be a ghost because that's

kind of backbone of my career these days.

[laughing]

I'll give that seven for effort.

Seven for effort. Mom?

Five for effort.

I don't know if we're giving grades on effort.

No, but it's just nice because people have put an effort

into doing this to entertain us.

- All right. - Come on. Next.

- Next. - Now, this is from Russia.

From Russia with love.

♪ Oh, Tiger-Lily ♪

All right. So this clip comes to us from 2020

from Zyet Okesson's manor on the outskirts

of St. Petersburg.

Um, and this place is-- Got a pretty dark history.

Cossacks?

Maybe. Sure.

It's Russia, they're everywhere.

And it was allegedly used by the Germans

during World War II for pretty gross experimentation on humans.

I didn't think the Germans got into St. Petersburg.

No, they did.

- They did? - [Jack] Yeah.

- Didn't they have to... - I thought they never got in.

Well, it's the outskirts of St. Petersburg. I don't think--

It was a place called Stalingrad or Leningrad, wasn't it?

I don't know. It's actually a good question. I don't know.

I never thought they got into St. Petersburg.

- Because it was called-- - St. Petersburg was Leningrad?

- It was Leningrad. - It was.

- And then they changed it to St. Petersburg. - Okay, okay.

Listen to me, I know all about these things.

[Jack] All right, so that building or house,

whatever it is we're looking at.

That is Zyet Okesson's manor.

It's obviously abandoned now.

For years, the locals have reported paranormal activity in the building.

But nothing has been captured on camera.

- Fake! - [Jack] Shh!

Will you just be quiet for a second?

Just check it out first.

All right, where were we?

Okay. He's all alone, but you can hear

- all this banging upstairs. - [loud banging]

[objects clattering]

[Jack] All right. Did you hear that little girl laughing?

Listen again.

- [objects clattering] - [girl giggling]

[Jack] So he's left the camera running on a tripod in this room.

- [door creaking] - [loud scratching]

Wow, that was pretty interesting.

That was weird.

[loud scratching]

You know what it is, someone's got a piece of string on the chair.

If you look closely, you can see an outline-- Oh, look, look, look.

[Jack] So that's saying is that--

- See the black outline... - Apparently that's no one...

Somebody pulling a wire.

[Jack] You think there's a wire on those? Okay.

- Is that-- - [Jack] Now watch.

This is later that night outside that same door.

Here's the view from the tripod inside.

[door opens]

You hear some more running and things moving around.

[footsteps pounding]

[Ozzy mumbles]

Ah, it's...

What the [bleep]?

I think it's bogus.

You think this is fake?

[Ozzy] Mmm.

Well, what is frightening is the state of the house.

- Mom, it's like an old-- - It's an old [bleep].

- It's very frightening. - No, no.

They haven't got cleaners in there, though.

No, but it's-- It's just, like, scary.

You know with the big holes dug in the house and all of that.

It's just a dirt-- It's like a dilapidated house.

More than that.

Would you spend a night in a place like this?

[bleep] no, it's filthy.

Would I spend a night at a place like this?

Begrudgingly, maybe.

I don't love sleeping at haunted locations,

it's not my strong suit.

Uh...

I wouldn't like to sleep there at all.

That would freak me out. If that is true,

that-- if all that evidence that he captured,

that would be some of the most--

I don't think it's for real.

I think somebody's pulling strings.

[Jack] You think there're strings?

Yeah, but did you see the figure before the door closed?

- Yes. - Yes.

And that's what they're saying, there's a shadow figure there.

- Okay, okay. - Yeah.

If that clip is real, what do you think

is the scariest part of that clip?

Like I said, the state of the house.

[chuckles] Okay, fair enough.

I didn't like the little girl's laugh.

- I didn't like that. - [Jack] Yeah, I think

the little girl's laugh was the scariest thing for me.

Yeah.

[Jack] No.

For me, on my Woogie Boogie scale,

if this is real, it's a ten.

If it's real, it's 20 for me,

but it's not real. I'll give it three.

- Okay. - That's quite a split.

Why don't we just take a bit of a break? Grab a snack?

- No one gets the snack until the show is over. - All right.

Just so you know, we've got seven left.

Oh, he'll never do that.

[Jack] I know.

No, just keep going.

[muffled voices]

- I've got to go for a pee. - All right, go for a pee.

- [Jack] Real or fake? - Real.

Do you believe that this is a UFO?

I can't think of anything else it could be.

- [Ozzy] Oh, God. - Isn't that weird?

- It looks creepy, the way it's standing. - Look at that.

I think the cat's just pissed in here.

Are you serious? Why would the cat piss in here?

It smells a bit strong.

Are you gonna watch the [bleep] film?

- [Jack] Okay. - Jack sat in the cat piss.

And I had to throw the chair away.

Yes, I think I'm glad you threw that [bleep] chair away.

I had to throw it away, the piss was so bad.

Can we just watch the [bleep] film?

All right.

Here we go. It's time for Dad's favorite.

We got some ball lightning, UFOs, as Dad likes to call them.

- All right. - Well.

What's the problem about it?

I know ball lightning is real

but I've created a little animation for you

just so you can understand what ball lightning really looks like.

[Ozzy speaking]

[Sharon] Oh, you don't have to. [Ozzy] You never know.

[Jack] Good evening, folks.

Let's get into tonight's topic.

- [Ozzy] Bollocks. - Ball lightning.

Ball lightning is an unexplained phenomenon

usually associated with thunderstorms

and doesn't last longer than a split second.

Think of ball lightning as a literal ball of lightning.

See, Dad, not all UFOs are ball lightning.

- Is that right? - Yeah. All right.

This is a group of UFOs

and just take a look and prepare for your mind to be blown.

- Are they dressed as cats? - They are dressed as cats.

- Right. - Shut up.

[laughs] Shut up.

[Jack] All right. Watch, look at this.

Ball lightning.

- [bleep] - Whoa, it's lightning.

What? There's no [bleep] clouds.

It's [bleep] fireflies.

They're big [bleep] flies.

[Ozzy] What do you think it is then, Sharon?

The UFOs, all playing around.

How would you describe that?

Balls of light.

I think that if you put music to it,

it's like something from Fantasia.

- Did you ever see Fantasia? - [Ozzy] No.

[Jack] Yeah, it's terrifying, the fact, that someone

thought that would be good for kids.

- [Jack] Fantasia is absolutely terrifying. - [Sharon] Yeah.

- What? - Fantasia, the Disney cartoon with all the music.

Have you seen it lined up to Black Sabbath?

What?

[Jack] Fantasia lines up perfectly to the song Black Sabbath.

[Ozzy] Oh, no.

[Jack] Oh, we can play it for you.

I think whatever it is, it looks gorgeous at sunrise.

It's at sunset.

- Sunrise. - Uh, real or fake?

Real.

I don't know, I'm baffled with that one.

Do you believe that this is a UFO

or do you think this is some naturally-occurring phenomenon?

I don't know.

Can I just ask, you see the lines, right,

that go across? Those are cables, right?

- [Jack] Power lines, yes. - Power lines.

[Ozzy] It could be, you're right,

it could be something from the power lines.

- [Sharon] Off the power lines. - [Jack] But it's farther away.

Okay, fair enough.

- See, they're like flying birds. - [Sharon] Yeah.

[Jack] They're all electrocuted by a ray gun.

It's birds.

That's not birds.

- It's called, bright birds. - What are they? Hell birds?

Bright birds. Yeah, they fly like birds.

It's the oogly-doogly bird.

It's called an Oomagoolie bird.

[Sharon chuckles]

It goes whack, "Ooh-my-goolie!"

Oomagoolie, what the [bleep] are you talking about?

You've got an Oomagoolie in your ear.

All right. Where would you put your oogly-doogly electronic birds

in the scale of the Woogie Boogie?

Five, six, seven, eight?

An eight?

Oh, he's just throwing that out.

You just threw it just like, whatever.

He's just throwing it out. I think it's a six.

A six? Okay.

But we keep seeing so many of these things.

I don't know. I believe it.

All right. [clears throat] Man accidentally discovers ghost.

This is a guy who was out filming

and he accidentally captures this very strange,

kind of, ghostly figure.

So check this one out.

I like this one. It felt weird to me.

Not really too sure what the [bleep] it is.

So this guy, he was just out walking his dog,

trying out his new camera and he caught this.

What it is? It's a circle!

No, look at that.

- What? - It's like a weird stick figure.

Look.

- Wow. - [Jack] Isn't that weird?

That's odd. That's very odd.

[Ozzy] That is very strange.

If I saw something like that, that's more spooky to me.

But you can see the [bleep] guy in the window.

That's odd.

- 'Cause, you know, the grain and... - [Jack] Yeah.

It looks creepy.

- [Jack] Look at that. - Look at the way he's standing.

Like he's taking a [bleep].

- [Jack] Legs, arm. - Tree man.

[Jack] Tree man?

Have you ever heard this thing where they go... we see one plane,

but there is another plane.

Yeah, like, is it possible to see in a different dimension.

- [Ozzy] That's what I mean. - Yeah.

- I'll give that a seven. - Okay.

Mom, what would you give that on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- Six. - All right.

- Oh, you guys match. - Oh, my God.

- We literally match. - Get a picture.

[Jack] This is weird.

What's that [bleep] flying there?

I know you love a good bit of Bigfoot caught on camera.

[Sharon] Yeah.

She had a really good day.

She spent a good few hours sleeping, and...

[Jack] She doesn't know what's going on, though.

Stop it. Yes, she does.

[Jack] Bella, Bella.

Blink once if you want to escape.

[chuckling]

All right. Now, this next one is a fleet of UFOs flying in unison.

This is weird.

What's that [bleep] flying there?

- Is that a fly? - [Jack] That's a fly.

- [Ozzy] Can I ask you a question, Jack? - [Jack] Uh-huh.

- [Ozzy] Would this place be near an airfield? - [Sharon] Airport.

[Jack] I don't know.

[Ozzy] It may be some airplanes

in a holding position going around the airport.

[Jack] But wouldn't it flash? Don't the airplanes flash?

[Ozzy] They are flashing a little bit.

[Jack] We'll watch it again.

The other thing that's interesting too

is that they're all moving in unison

and also if they were planes coming in to land--

Yeah, they are in a holding pattern.

But they wouldn't have them flying

this close together. Look how close that one is.

They look that close there, but they're probably a distance away.

They're not all bunched up.

So you think these are planes in like a holding pattern for the runway?

- Yeah. - Okay, interesting.

What is this on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- I'll give that two. - Two?

- Four. - Okay.

What will you give it?

[Jack] I'd probably go with four.

I just thought it was interesting because

they were all moving the same speed, kind of the same.

All right. I'll give you that.

- I know you love Bigfoot. - [Sharon] Yeah.

I know you love a good bit of Bigfoot caught on camera.

This was captured in October of 2010

from the Algonquin Park in Ontario.

And it's a pretty good one.

Canada, Bigfoot in Canada?

[Jack] There could be Canadian Bigfoot.

Yeah, cross the road from America to Canada?

It's easy, yeah. They don't care about borders.

All right. I'm ready for this.

[Jack] This one is really hard to see.

They shot it while driving and it happens superfast.

So what I'd like to do is play a little game called

"Who can spot Bigfoot first?"

We'll start off by playing regular speed

and then I will decrease the speed

and replay it until the first person spots him.

All right, let's do this.

All right, this is slower.

- Anything? - There, it's on the grass.

No.

Just right there.

- What, you think it's up here? - Yeah.

No.

- Nope, that's not it. - Okay, go on.

[clears throat] All right, I'm gonna say focus on this side.

- Okay. - Somewhere around here.

Keep looking on this side.

Where the [bleep] is he?

See it right there.

Oh, you think it's a bush, but it's really a Bigfoot.

It's a [bleep] bush.

It moves its arms.

You see arms.

All right, let's slow it down.

Okay, I'll pause it right when you can actually

see, like, movement in its arms.

Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on.

And there.

-Where? -All right. Head, arms.

That's a load of old bollocks.

So what I'm hearing you say is you believe that this is Bigfoot

and that the case has been solved.

Zero, it's not a [bleep]. It's all bollocks.

- Go on. - [Jack] Here we go.

Let's go.

- [Jack] Look, he's moving. - Where?

[Jack] He's right here.

Look, look at those arms moving.

It's some [bleep] for a piss in the forest.

It looks like he's holding a handbag.

He's got one of the Queen's handbags?

[marching band music playing]

Well, you guys both lost that game.

You didn't guess where Bigfoot was.

That was very hard, Jack.

It was a [bleep] bush.

Where are the most Bigfoots seen?

Utah, actually, seems to be a lot lately.

- Colorado, like the Rockies. - Mmm-hmm.

You know, some people actually believe

that Bigfoot is an extraterrestrial of sorts

and [bleep] it's an alien wearing a spacesuit,

like it would be their version of a suit.

A spacesuit, okay.

Yeah, like it's a biomechanical suit.

With a handbag.

I'll give that four-- five for effort.

I'll give it a five because I want to believe it is.

[Jack] Agree that's a Bigfoot, dammit!

Moving on.

This guy.

- Yeah. - Oh, I don't know, though.

- You're wearing it today. - Very rarely.

All right, this guy.

- She talks to the [bleep] cats. - [chuckles]

[Ozzy] That is [bleep] odd.

What the [bleep] is that?

I don't know what the [bleep] that is.

None of us. Well, you did.

[Sharon] I was Veruca from Willy Wonka.

[Ozzy] Yeah.

Scary.

All right, so these next two clips I'm going to show you

are kind of a unique phenomenon

which has been coined UFO ejection.

This first clip comes from Brazil in 2020.

Um... It was caught on camera, bunch of witnesses,

everyone was like, "What the [bleep]?"

And you can hear everyone in amazement watching it.

Take a look.

This was September of 2020.

A group of people spotted this flashing light in the sky.

[indistinct chatter]

Helicopter.

[Jack] But it eventually turned into this.

As it heads higher and higher,

it appears to be emitting

some type of glowing liquid trail behind it.

[man] No, no.

[people exclaiming]

It's [bleep] firework.

Wha--

This is really interesting. That is [bleep] interesting.

- [Jack] I couldn't figure out-- - I can't think of

anything else it could be.

Other than a firework, and it's clearly not a firework.

It's not a firework but I couldn't think--

It could be a rocket or it could be a missile.

It's weird how it's like, flashing in one position

and then watch. [whooshes]

But if it was a firework, you could probably hear it.

Obviously, it could be, but it would go... [mimics explosion]

- [Sharon] Yeah. - [Jack] Yeah.

For me, I'm like,

I don't know what the [bleep] that is.

[gasping]

[man] No.

Yeah, but that's not that.

All right, what would you both give this on the Woogie Boogie scale?

- Nine. - Nine?

- Nine. - Nine, okay.

I'd go 8.5

because I'm thinking it could be military tech.

- [Sharon] Military... Yeah. - [Ozzy] Yeah.

Some weird missile.

- In Brazil? - I don't know.

- Is Brazil like, some military... - [Ozzy] No, no, no...

- They ain't that [bleep]. - They ain't that savvy?

Okay. Now, this next clip,

it's almost identical to the one we just saw,

but this one was captured in 2004

by the Long Beach Police Department,

and I guess it's from the camera on their helicopter.

[Jack] Look at that.

It looks like that same...

They're always firings things up in the air from there.

- What's it called? Edwards-- - I don't know.

I mean, I would think the police would know that.

How do you know they didn't?

Because they don't know what it is,

they released this as being like,

"We caught this on our helicopter and we don't know what it is."

They are always sending different things up from there.

Isn't this at Edwards Base?

Uh, no, but that's miles away.

There's no place near Long Beach that would launch that.

I've been to Pacific Palisades.

We were there. You were too little

to properly remember it, but it was...

The rocket that got launched from Edwards Air Force Base.

- Yeah. - It could be something like that.

It could be, but I don't know.

I don't think they would do that sort of thing

in Long Beach,

- where there are so many people. - It's not in Long Beach.

When we were at Palisades,

the rockets used to go over all the [bleep] time.

And had these like, silvery,

like a silvery [bleep].

- Like vapor trail. - Yeah.

Vapor trails, just like glowing stuff

And it lasts forever in the sky.

- It doesn't just go away. - Yeah.

I can't describe...

- You know, when you see a rainbow. - Mmm-hmm.

It's kind of like a glittery rainbow.

So the first one, yes, this one, no?

I don't know.

You see that silvery trail,

if that was not on such a grainy film,

when it goes away,

all that spreads out and it looks like it's got a sheen to it.

Yeah.

I've seen it like with the SpaceX launches.

That one on the Woogie Boogie?

- I'll give it a seven. - You'd give it a seven.

- Six. - Six, okay.

What are you giving it?

That one?

That one, I'm gonna agree with you

that it could be some kind of tech because of the location.

But I do think this is the first one to me is a lot more--

-[Ozzy] It's a vapor trail. Look at the vapor trail... -[Sharon] Yeah.

So I think it's a military thing they are checking out.

[Jack] Mmm-hmm.

Do you think that there's a chance that it's from Earth,

but it's alien tech that we've reverse engineered?

- It's a [bleep] rocket. - All right.

What's that?

Who's the better gift-giver?

You're pretty good. You're like Mrs. Claus.

[sighs]

Not me, I think, it's all bollocks.

Probably me. [laughs]

Who's more likely to become a believer?

A bit.

Maybe.

I think maybe you.

- Yeah. - I do.

...this place. What? What did you see?

- Shadow. Over there. - Where?

[woman screams]

- [Jack] Creepy, right? - Yeah.

That's a [bleep]. Wow!

All right. So if you have any evidence that you've captured

that you believe is something paranormal,

please upload it to social media

and use the #OsbournesBelieve.

Maybe you'll make the show.

So this final clip comes out of Staffordshire,

England, and it's from 2015.

-Stafford, this is Stafford. Stafford, this is Stafford. -Oh, it's Stafford. [bleep]

Have you been to Tutbury Castle in Staffordshire?

[rimshot plays]

Okay, so this location is very historic.

Have you ever heard of it? I know you haven't been there.

-Oh, Tilbury? Oh, I [bleep]. -No, Tutbury.

Tut, Tutbury.

Tutbury Castle in Staffordshire.

I've never [bleep] heard of it.

[Jack] All right, so this clip comes to us from a ghost-hunting team

that went to explore the castle.

Now, it's a medieval castle that was built in the 11th century.

So it's got some serious history to it.

I think one of the most interesting things to me about this location

was that Mary, Queen of Scots, was actually a prisoner here

on four different occasions.

At this point, the team was not even poking around the castle

for paranormal activity.

They were just chatting and hanging around the castle.

And then all of a sudden, this happened.

-...this space. What? What did you see? -Shadow.

- Where? - Over there.

[man] See it near the stairs?

- Is that one of the camera's sensor lights? - Are you picking that up?

[man] I can see a shadow.

- [woman] I saw it move. - Is that the shadow?

See the shadow, it's probably him.

[Jack] But it's not the cameraman

because you would see him holding a camera.

[man] Oh, it's moving. [woman] It's moving!

[bleep] hell.

- [Sharon] That was good. - That was very good.

- [Jack] Creepy, right? - Yeah.

[Ozzy] That's really creepy, yeah.

Wow.

That's [bleep] wild, that is.

And it looks like he's got the Axeman's kind of outfit on.

[Jack] He's got, yeah, the executioner.

The hood and the shorter top they had on in leather.

Yeah.

Interesting. So you think it's genuine, you think it's real?

- Yeah. - It looks good.

Oh, it's English, they wouldn't [bleep].

Well, it is a bit--

Stafford, Stafford is a great place.

[Jack] Didn't you used to live in Stafford?

- Mmm-hmm. - Yeah, and mum did.

And when the train used to pull in,

they used to go, "Stafford, Stafford, this is Stafford,

Stafford, this is Stafford."

And you'd go, "All right."

[laughing]

When we were first married, so it was in '82 to... 80...

2.5?

- When was Kelly born? '83? - '84.

Kelly wasn't born.

Kelly was born and I took her back to Stafford.

- Really? - This is Stafford, Stafford, this is Stafford.

I thought you guys were living in Hampstead?

- She was living in... - No, then we moved to Hampstead.

- Get your [bleep] nails out of my [bleep]. - [meows]

[Jack laughs]

[bleep] what was that? Where were we?

Well, should we maybe go visit Tutbury Castle at some point?

Yes.

I've never heard of Tutbury. Where-- Where--

But the thing is, you look at the outside,

and the outside has nothing to correlation to the inside.

- Look, it's got doors and... - It's true.

...painting, and like...

It might be the guys hat, I mean--

Maybe there's like different parts of the castle, you know?

That's pretty cool, that is.

[Sharon] Yeah, that was very weird.

All right, so on the--

-Ten out of ten for that. -Oh, that's a ten. We got a ten!

We have a ten!

[mimics trumpeting]

- All right. - What would you give that?

I'd give that probably an eight, eight or nine.

What do you give that?

I'd give it a nine, definitely.

So you must [bleep].

Well, we're ending on a high note, Jesus.

- This is the last one? - This is the last,

that's the last clip of the day.

And we ended on a ten?

And we ended on a ten, it's like--

And it's from Stafford. This is Stafford, Stafford, this is Stafford.

It was Stafford, Stafford, this is Stafford, with a ghost.

[chuckles]

Wow.

All right.

Overall vibe of today's experience.

- I'm a little bit disappointed. - [Jack] Don't worry.

Wait until this clip I'm teasing for you--

You should've started the thing off with something really [bleep].

Like, we've ended on a high note.

[Jack] Maybe we can--

Okay, let me ask you the question.

- Is it going to get better? - Oh, yes.

A lot better?

There's a couple clips where you're gonna go, "What the [bleep]!"

I say that because... that was the best?

Listen, if every clip I showed you was a ten--

What I'm saying, if that episode

was, let's say, a ten, what would the next one be?

There's definitely some new stuff coming.

You said there's one that you got.

There's one that's coming which will [bleep] you guys.

If you guys don't scream,

I'm doing a terrible job.

Then has it got spiders in it?

-No spiders. It's just a single man. -Because that makes me scream.

- A man? - Just a single man.

Shoot.

All I can say is, well, I'm going to sit in and get

- the pants scared off me. - All right.

Because I'm still not a believer.

Well, we will make you.

[Sharon] I think the cat's just pissed in here.

[Jack] Are you serious? Why would the cat piss in--

[Sharon] It smells a bit strong.

[Ozzy] Are you going to watch the [bleep] film?

♪ Get aboard the Osbourne's crazy train ♪

[Jack] Do you ever feel like your cat has seen a ghost?

[Ozzy] No.

[Sharon] Yeah.

Tiger-Lily is the one that's, like, wild.

[Ozzy] She hasn't seen a [bleep] ghost. No, the answer is no.

[Sharon] All right, no.

-[Ozzy] Get your [bleep] nails off my [bleep]! -[meows]

See you next week.