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- Hi everybody. We have a cat.
- We have a lot of cats in here today.
Oh, well there's only boyfriend.
One cat left and one dog.
- Yeah. They all got, Hey. I voted them off the island.
- Yeah. Jack - Jack's evicted them all.
- He's like, - That's so sad. That's my compromise.
And this cat that might pee on something we don't
know. Hi Ozzy. Hi.
- How - You feeling today?
- Good, good, - Good. You sick of this shit yet?
- No, not half. No, no, no.
Not half today. I've got, I've got,
I haven't stopped since I got, so my
hearing aid guys had a therapy session.
- So you're primed. You can hear your, your ears are open
and so is your heart from therapy.
- Jack, you're such a twa. My spirit
- Is bad. There you go.
- You're right. And not sick of me yet. We're all good.
- You can come and live with us.
- Oh, I can't wait. Good.
You can bring your dog and your three
cats really seem to be three cats. More pets.
- You're welcome. Dogs and cats are welcome.
- I can't wait - Dogs more than cats.
- I do wanna bring my dog to visit next time at least.
- Yeah, - You'll love her. She's beautiful.
- Hey, what is she? - She's a Catula Kerr
and a border Collie.
Oh. Oh. She's like a herding an Aussie. I
- Haven't got a clue what she looks like.
- I'll show you a picture after. You'll love it.
Well, last couple episodes, Ozzy,
you were on the road a lot,
but now you're back home getting some relaxation time
and once again, struggling with the entertainment system.
- Oh boy. Oh dear. I'm the fucking word.
- The best. - Oh, we have grass now in the house
- Also.
Are these the Christmas DVDs? You got 'em Jack?
- No, though. 'cause that was I think maybe his
birth. No, I don't know.
- Maybe it might be his birthday. Present DVDs.
- What is that? Chris Farley. Best
- Of Chris Farley.
- I own that. DVD Still - Great one.
- Maggie. Oh, Maggie. Maggie. Hi Mags.
This's like fuck it up watching. He is through.
You don't do that. No.
- Thankfully. - No.
- That was such a good room.
- It was a great room. I love that couch.
- Crouch. Great. What happened to each other
- Since Still gone?
Gone. Oh yeah.
- I'm right here. - Might not even be in the house
- Outta here.
Fucking rocky. So just doing a fucking
Yeah.
Fuck am wanna doing now.
Oh, fuck it crazy.
I'm fucking you stuff.
- Well, it, it didn't help that. Like it never worked.
It wasn't always you. It was,
- It seems overly complicated. It
- Is.
It, and they saying easy. The comes come and go. Listen.
Said this is the easiest thing in the world.
You do this, this'll do that. And this alert, that's all.
You gotta just press this one button.
- Yeah. Right. - As soon
as he goes out the window, we're fucked.
- It was also like the system too.
Like this Crestron system just never worked.
- That's a classic. DVD the Chris Farley compilation.
'cause it has the Paul McCartney sketch,
which you must love.
Do you remember the Chris Farley and Paul McCartney sketch?
- Yeah. Yeah. - That's what I feel
like here a lot of the time.
Like, do you remember when,
- Remember - When
- You couldn't work the DVD? He's my inspiration. I
- Still can't work these - Fucking tv.
I love him. He's the best.
- As as technology's gone on, it's gotten worse
because instead of having one remote,
you gotta have fucking five different ones now.
- Yeah. But it's kind of gone back the other way Now
with Apple tv, it's just one little remote.
- I mean, our TV system in there.
- Well, - It's too many
- Options, which I never watch anymore.
You just watch your YouTube.
- Never watch. Dad just watches his iPad. He's a,
- He's a big YouTuber.
All he does is watch YouTube.
- That's her. You're addicted to YouTube.
- Yeah. I I, I say to Sharon, I'm,
I don't watching my screen, I go, Sharon,
you're becoming addicted to that.
- He says TikTok, he's YouTube. Yeah.
And I'm like, well, what about you? And he goes, oh yeah.
- What are you watching on YouTube?
- Anything I like, I like, it's a lot of old music stuff.
There are historical stuff. Like documentary.
- Yeah. - I'm really into documentary, you know, stuff.
- When he watched anything, anything, anything at all.
I'm looking at him. What I like about it is watching cats.
- What I like about, you can bus on
and you go, fuck, I don't want real cats.
You flick it onto going, oh
- Yeah.
- You don't have to sit
and watch the whole thing if you don't like it.
- Yeah. My favorite thing that he watched
for a while was like power drills for some reason.
Oh God. Oh, the drill. The drilling. Drilling.
Why drilling all sorts of things.
Drilling into rock. Why rocks?
- Why were you watching - Drilling? And then he was
also watching.
- Sometimes I flick on someone never
had any knowledge about, and you know, interest me.
That guy I'm interested in now he's friendly with
that other guy with a gun.
- Oh, he is. - But this guy, he's fucking nuts.
- He loves watching these like, kind
of like the redneck gun videos where they're like,
we're gonna take a gun and see
how many car doors we can shoot through.
- Oh yeah. That is fun.
And then the other thing that they have that he,
that I was like blown away with, that he was obsessed
with watching was this guy that would build rat traps
and then to see how many rats the guy Oh.
With trap in his like little thing that he built.
And do you remember the rat catcher that you were obsessed
- With?
- Oh yeah. And then do
- You ever get into the bee people, the people
who go like rescue a big beehive. Oh,
- Those ladies.
I've seen the ones with the vacuum cleaners
and they suck them up and then let them go.
- That's all right. - Yeah.
- Well these are your entertainment suggestions from the
Osborne family.
This episode is very heavily focused on one
visitor, one interloper at the house.
Oh, do you have a k Skel? Dill.
- Jason. - Dill. Dill. Yeah. So you remember him now?
- Oh yeah. I remember. Di - Did you pretend to forget
- Him every time?
I was. He the other night was do Di Doe
- Dad.
Let's see. Doe Jason Doe
- No.
Vagrancy. What special guest Jason do? Jason do?
He got a whole episode. He did.
Just did Wonders for his career.
- What the fuck did I
bet I love Bill. He
- Never showered.
- Yeah, he did. He just slept off.
Oh, with Martin. Remember how obsessed with
- Bond he was?
- Yeah. - I met Jason Dillon oh,
a while ago on the Rocks.
He's a professional skater, so he makes
- His own shirts and stuff.
He's like, he's some golden god in Japan hand.
It's kind of funny.
- He's opening the washing machine to see what's in there.
- Deal's so funny. - It doesn't seem clean.
- Thanks. He thought you, you look a stoner cam. So
- Kind - Of so
- Hung, fuck.
- Jason Dodge broke up with his girlfriend
and he was staying in her apartment
down about 10 minutes away.
Checked into a hotel for a little bit, moved out, went
to this house where Mike was staying at and got kicked out.
And now was staying here with me.
- I fucking love Bill. And I, I love the,
- I don't know. I don't know where to come from.
- I can be in the weirdest place in the world and Oh,
- I, I, I don't know.
I mean, it may be working for me.
I, how the fuck do I know things going around here?
- Do you wanna hear something crazy?
Do you know, one time I was in New York City
and I was walking down the
street and I was like, that's weird.
That looks like a passport.
And I picked it up and it was Jason Dills passport.
- Whoa. - Get out of
- Here. Weird.
- Yeah. And then he comes like running
around the corner and it was him.
That's wild. Yeah.
There, there are so many weird situations
where I run into him and I, I, I just,
- I've never fucking run into him once
- I, I lovedale so much.
I think he's,
- He kind of loved us.
He kind of loved us, but he was kind of like,
- He was that dude on the couch.
- He was that guy on the couch, but never got in the way.
So it was like, he wast like an
- Invisible, wasn't like - Invisible person.
You would never say like, how long is this guy staying?
I've had enough. It was, but he was just always like
around, but not in our
- Face. Yeah,
- You do end up saying that eventually. So he must
- Have stayed a long - Time.
Well he, he was there for like three weeks. The Did you
- Invite him or just - Yeah.
No, it would, and it didn't end up. It was never like a
planned thing to be like, no, this is,
this is your home now Dill.
It's like when we like in, but he went, oh,
this'll do for a few weeks.
Yeah. But he, yeah, no,
I can remember it was just meant to be for a little bit.
- How did you meet him? 'cause he is
a little older than you.
- Right? We through friends in, in LA
and then we hung out in New York for a summer.
Yeah. And we just all kind of, he would
- Is that, was that strange that
'cause he's like 10 years older than you, right. To be
- Like, is he 10 years old, 16-year-old?
Probably. Probably. You wouldn't have noticed.
'cause he never spoke a lot.
- Yeah, he was, he was quiet. - Very quiet. If
- You are friends with once Oh, that means introduce myself.
I'm a friend of Jack's. Thank you
for putting me off for nine weeks.
- Well, you know what it reminded me of with Dill,
remember in the Goonies at the end when sloth
and Chunk are with each other and he's like, Hey ch hey.
He chunk looks at him.
He is like, it's okay, you can come live with me now.
And, and, and Sloth is like, Ooh, okay. Live with you.
I love you. And his ears all moving. I'm like that.
That's what it felt like when I took Dylan.
- Poor di a 30-year-old man living at your house.
- Yeah. - No, I think he must have been like 26 or
- 27 - Or something. He,
- But did you, did you ask her Permiss? I honestly
- Say I've had some of, no, wait, what are you saying, Ozzy?
- I just, Jack, did you ask, did you ask our
permission to bring
- Dbo in there?
No, it was, 'cause he was just meant to stay for
like a night or two.
And it just stayed, it ended up being three
- Weeks.
But I think that mom didn't mind it because,
because took, he was so low key and he took care of Jack
and made sure that Jack always was home safe.
And that
- Sort - Of,
- Well they were also partying together, right? Yeah.
- They, yeah. The time I walked down downstairs
and Jack was with his friends
and there was naked women,
star naked women Shut up running around the garden.
- Yeah. - You were asleep.
- You are just hearing about this. Sharon
- And Jack.
Jack, Jack went Toro. Robert Roberts.
What the fuck you doing?
- Was it Robert or you? Was you?
- It, - I don't
- Remember.
- Okay. - Maybe
- It made both.
That's, that's, that's what we also, I can't remember.
- Maybe you liked having Jason
'cause he was the only one using the cooking.
The cooking supplies
- Correctly.
- He was cooking quite a bit.
Well, while Jason's here, there's another house guest
that you're all at the end of your rope with.
Oh boy.
- Lola. Oh, is that shit? That is, that is. Oh God.
You haven't got the dog around yet. So big. No,
- Jack, I gotta talk to you right now.
I've gotta listen Jack. He has this M me a shit though.
She did. Molly, she's my bed. She chews my furniture.
It's not on babe. I I, I love Lola. Don't get me wrong.
I really love Lola. Remember your words right now.
Jack loves Lola, but Jack also loves to go
to night fucking clubs.
What I don't like doing is pick I I don't mind a little
fucking Pomeranian turd when
that fucking border got load.
You gotta get an earth moving
that fucking gas master to go in the kitchen.
It's like fucking plutonium. Turds.
Who told you that? Pizza light. No pizza.
Wonder what you been doing
Joe. Lemme call back and find that
- The longer, - Alright,
- Look at that cell phone. Did
- Somebody give little away to him?
- Yeah. - Can I just say one thing that
before you call mom, you don't give a fuck about the dog.
- Kelly, you didn't give a fuck about your dog, your cat
and your other fucking dog. Close your dog, don't you?
- You don't. Kelly mom. Hey
- Gildo, you know, I'd really,
really appreciate it if you would just start telling me when
you gave my dog away, you know,
this is really getting outrageous two times.
Now you've done this mom, and I've
really had a fucking enough of this.
- How would you like if I to give Anyway, this is rich.
You guys just gave me the most evil.
Like how dare I ask the dogs to leave this room yet?
You just gave my dog away because
- It was a lesson to you.
You wanted the dog and it was your dog
and it was your business to take care
- Care.
It actually wasn't my dog. Lola was was purchased
for this gentleman right here.
- That's right. - And I ended up taking a liking to
that full-figured beautiful
- Dog.
Eg. I was picking the shit up. 'cause nobody else was.
- I had things to do. I'm a rockstar. They
- Are huge ships.
Baptist. Baptist. It gus so
- Rough.
I mean, but I will say she changed,
she changed in, in the
- Bulldog are hard for the first couple years of the show.
- It's so you can smell it from the fucking rainbow.
- That's why I never came home. Hey, go. Oh
- No i's done it again.
- Did you see as soon as Ozzy moved near Jack
and goes Jack, this one goes
before he is even heard it.
- But then the next scene Melinda's like, Hey,
Jack's calling you and what did you do?
You went,
- But you're still living in the house at this point.
Hey. Yes. Whose side are you on?
So the side of the truth mother.
- Oh yeah. Right. Kelly is a secret of the truth.
- That's right. - A holder of the truth.
- So you're still living, I mean Yeah, of course.
You're still living there. And so they just gave
away one pet.
- They gave away my dog. Yes. But she came back.
Well, she came back due to public demand. Oh fuck.
You know, we're getting a bullet
- Because the viewers loved her.
- Yes. And they were like, how could you give that dog away?
And then mom was like, I guess we've gotta get her back.
- Well, - But the but the public would tell us what
to put on the shelf, what to take down.
- But you're living with the shit smell and not the public.
- And when they piss on a carpet, no matter
how much you clean it
or what you put on it always stinks. Yeah.
- Kelly's got a nose.
You can smell piss shit from fucking New York to a
- I do.
I have such a heightened sense of smell. You got
- Stop.
I can smell shit.
- That's a helpful skill.
But I, I could have been like a nose.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Those people
that smell things for a living. Yeah. Yeah. A
- Perfume makes but - Yeah.
- What, how spell shit she feeding You
- Could investigate murder, missing people
or something. She's been here.
- Exactly. You must have been
attractive dog in your last life. They
- Smell it.
That's a good, I see a good hour procedural in your future.
Like the medium. But for smelling,
for smelling Medium is the nose.
- What was the the, the, the fake.
- I'll watch that. - Was it the fake crime show on in
forgetting Sarah Marshall
where she was like the psychic dog.
Yeah. Some weird psychic show. Yeah.
- Tamara. - Yeah. Yes. See
- Ya Tamara.
Well, Jason was doing a lot of the cooking, which is nice,
but he also kind of tries to become a voice
of reason for the kids.
He was. He does.
Because he was close with both of you. Do you remember
- Any of Well, no.
I, I I really don't. A little bit. You drink
- Much?
- Nah. Drink. - You drunk?
- Nah, not yet. - Hi. You having fun?
I mean, is it worth me carrying over
- Kelly?
- How do I get that? I take sunset to
- Kelly.
- I'll be back in - Half an hour.
Jack, don't go over there. I have to. Where is she?
Don't go over there. I have to come. Come here.
- Go Kelly. Come here. No, no, no, no. Seriously.
No, no, no. Why? Why, why, why, why?
Why are you going over there?
- Where - Was I going?
- Drunk. Why is she drunk? - No,
- She high. No, she had
- Sex.
- What is she - Talking about? Oh my
- God.
You can have that. Oh, don't rub that all over me.
You're gonna rub that all in my pants.
It's already your pants. Like, rub it deep in. Ugh. Oh, you
- Have serious fucking anger shoes.
No, the difference between like,
your pants already fucking dirty and they need to be washed.
Anyway. This was a clean jacket.
You didn't need to fucking do that. These
- Tell - Adam aren't
- Well they're dirty, Jack, because they're on you.
- They used all you - You caught my fucking call
- Out.
Ow. Yes sir. I'll
- Get you.
- Why? - What
- The fuck is the time?
- One 15 - Uhoh. Put a sock in your mouse. Okay.
- Sorry mom.
- Well that's awake.
Fuck.
- Oh, here he comes. Here he comes.
- And - New
- Girl.
- I'm fine. These kids hiding in there were talking
loud and woke me up.
- Amy's - Hope
- That also has to fucking go.
- Do you know what I - Didn't get about mom and dad
- Though?
Is that they said when we move into the new house,
you can have as many friends as you want over.
It's all right. Blah, blah, blah,
- Blah, blah. We're saying that
- Shit - When we move in the house, like
- No - Friends
- Be quiet.
- Deal's allowed over deal's with my roommate.
Your mom respects my opinion though.
- I, you guys can all laugh and say what you want,
but I will always, always solidly have Jason DI's back
because he did try and mediate.
He was, he introduced me
to like a world of like music
and art that I wouldn't have known.
And I think, I think he's fucking genius. And
- He was, he was definitely a, there was a time
where he was a, a better influence than a worse
influence. That's for sure.
- Yeah. - Yeah. It was funny.
Last time I saw Di God, it was,
it's gotta be 10 years ago
I walked into this a diner.
It was late. It was like 10 o'clock at night
- In la - In la I walk into this diner and I I my
- He was asleep on the couch?
- No, no, no. I, I sat at the, he was working there.
I sat at like the counter at this diner.
- He was asleep on the counter.
- No. And I, I, he, his back was to me.
So I didn't recognize him and his head was shared.
I had no idea it was him. I sat there and then I,
and then I'm ordering
and I noticed it was Dill right next to me.
And his reaction wasn't like, holy shit dude. It was hi, hi.
Like as if I'd been there the whole time with him.
- That's so cute. - And I'm like, what's up dude?
He is like, oh, you know, she's hanging out.
I was like, how, how are you? He's like, yeah, I'm good.
- Like, he doesn't show emotion a lot. It
- No, he does. He's
- Just everywhere.
So he's not shocked to see you.
- Yeah. Well I guess he was just so like unfazed
that I hadn't seen him in a million years.
And I'm sat there and he's just kind
of like, eh. All right, cool.
- Why were you at a diner late at night?
Were you hitting the wonga?
- No, I was actually quite the opposite.
I was, I just got finished with a, the meeting
with a 12 step meeting, so Oh, good, good.
- And he was, he was fine.
He was no bother to me at all. Because
- Until he was, because then you were like, you end up.
- No, I thought he was taking
advantage. Yeah. Okay. That's more,
- I thought it went on too long.
- The kids are so much younger. Yes.
They, you know what, he's, he's, he's okay with the kids.
But now it's enough.
- It's, is it true that you really valued his opinion?
- Such a cute thing to say? No, I feel likehonestly. You
- Guys would have conversations.
I feel like he was, you did used
to have really long conversations with him.
Me? Yes. Oh dear. I can't remember.
- Well, you wouldn't remember because it was at like three
o'clock in the morning and you were probably half asleep.
- No. They were sharing quietude stories together.
- What wiki key stories.
- You were shed quietude stories together.
- You guys were doing lus together.
- Yeah. Getting those lemons on, getting their lemon on.
- That sounds nice.
He does seem genuinely stressed when you two fight Kelly.
- He - Hated it.
- Yeah, - He did hate it when we would fight.
- But why would you rub chocolate into my pant?
- Jack? I'm, are you gonna really rehash his argument?
Because I still think I'm right.
- I don't - Know. It seems like at first don't
- Start against, that was fucking 500 years ago.
- It seems like at first you're trying
to help him get something off
- Of his pants.
I was trying to help him get off and then I realized how
much Sister Lee moved there was all over his trousers. And
- Then, then she just made it all over my head. No. So
- I wiped my hand on his trousers,
back on his trousers being like, Ugh.
And 'cause it was already there,
he's gonna have to change anyway.
Yeah. And then he takes the ketchup
or chocolate, whatever the fuck it was,
and wipes it all over my clean jacket.
And even Dill had my back then he was like, okay.
He points at the camera
- Broke the fourth - Wall.
- Like Yeah. Is - A conclusion to this fight?
- No. - Wait,
- I don't know why we even talking, talking about it.
A lot of them just dangle
- Open-ended - Also.
Do you know who you were going to see?
- Yeah. That seemed very shady.
- You say like, scene in the morning. Yeah. That's crazy.
You say, is she drunk?
You say no and then you're like, is she, what's,
why does she need you or, so can we
- Hear that again - To see who I was talking
- To? Was it Kim?
- No - Fun. I mean, is it worth me coming over?
- Oh, fun Kelly. - How do I get
- That?
- Do you know what my necklace is? Kelly. Kelly, evil Todd.
- Don't go over there.
I have to where she don't go over there. I have to come.
- Come here. Go Kelly. Come here. No, no, no. Seriously.
No, no, no. Why? Why, why, why, why?
Why are you going over there? Because
- She can't drive.
- Why - Is she
- Drunk?
- No, - She, because she, can you rewind that?
'cause she bur, oh my gosh. She had sex going over
there because she can't drive.
- Why? She She can't - Drive.
- Yeah. Why is she drunk? - No,
- She high.
- No. She had sex. No. Ew. Janet has your business.
Oh my god. You can have that.
- Oh, don't rub that all over me.
You're gonna rub that all in my pocket. It kind of
- Feels very like she, you went to, she is still
- Nurturing at for - I was being really?
But then you were like, oh, you can have that back.
And you, that was a D putting was chocolate
on your trousers. Move on.
- And you're eating with your mouth
open, which I know you don't
- Love.
It was fucking years ago. No, this is what I'm here for.
Really things don't change around. This is why we here, you
- Know?
Also, can you imagine you're like, how old are you in the
- 16?
You know it much. The kids quar.
I'll get this cringe coming on me
because they were asking all the fucking time, weren't they?
- How the fuck do you think we feel The whole
world saw this.
Your cringe. It's like, it's nothing better.
The cringe we felt
- And we loved it.
Can you, isn't it crazy
to think about going out somewhere at that hour
with just written instructions about how to get there?
I know it's nuts. The
- Way that I used to find places
and I, we would just drive around.
I used to like, I would love to take like an A to Z
or A to Z whatever country you're in
and hand it to like somebody who's about 18, the cod driver
and and be like, go and Yeah.
Get somewhere. Yeah. With this. Because I don't even think
- People - Know how to
- Read a map anymore.
No. Yeah. You ask like,
oh I take sunset to this. I think they,
- They, I don't - Beeped it out
probably. So we didn't know where that
- Was live.
Yeah. I dunno. Be the fucking mess. My old dude.
- Well Jason was not always a perfect influence on Jack.
- Oh. Oh, - Here we
- Go.
- Twist. - This is probably my favorite Sharon moment
of the entire show. Show the truth comes out.
- Plot Twi. - You are little devilish
when you wanna punish and I love it.
Oh, is this about you pissing his alcohol bottle?
- No. No. I think she just took it.
- Let's see. Oh dear. - I'm going to smoke a cigarette.
- Oh, I see. This is very nice. Mom.
What? Just leave it.
- No, I'm gonna take a piss in it and put it back. I told
- You. Mommy, are you nuts?
- Do you remember this - Sharon? Yeah, I do.
- She's - Pissing
- In the bottle.
What the fuck?
Don't you? Damn. If you tell him I'm kill it mom,
- I can't do that.
- Oh, Minnie. Even Minnie didn't want you to do it.
Should have it in.
- Look at me. At least I had your back.
- I think it was probably 'cause it was
DI's No, it was yours.
No, it was DI's. Was it DI's?
- Yeah. I love that last
leg warmers. That was an out
- Brought.
That's
- I'm gonna drama queen.
I'm sorry, but that's disturbing and disgusting.
- What's disgusting? - Don't think it was disgusting.
If as disgusting you've got mud on your heels.
It's just as bad as when you shit in dads bag of weed.
When we were in Hawaii.
- Hey, you find hot jacket? - Yeah.
- Hi. Oh no, it's - Okay. What you did you put it on nobody
- Who this?
No, I was trying to piss in it. It was, it was DI's.
- It was DI's. - But you didn't, did you
- Empty it out?
- No. You did. Oh, okay.
She took it from me before you pissed in it, I
- Think.
Yeah, because you were just gonna wee in the top of it.
And I was just like, no. What?
Why is your son drinking your piss?
The ultimate punishment that you can think of at that time?
- Yeah. Why not just be like, who is this shit?
You shouldn't have this. Oh, I'm gonna piss at it.
- Is that true, Ozzy, did she teach you a lesson?
- Yes. Piss in my bedroom.
- She tried to get me to do it first
and I couldn't shit. So she did in
- Hawaii?
- Yeah. - On vacation.
And then he chased us down the hallway
and we were all going, ah, the hallway of the hotel.
Do you remember we went in Bobby's room or Kevin's.
- That's - Disgusting.
- Yeah, Sharon. Yeah. - Sorry.
- But it's so funny. - Absolute.
And it was like the small,
now I know it was like the smallest bit of weed
and like this tiny little Ziploc baggie.
And I was like, this is like shit. Weed. And mom just
- Turned it into shit. Weed.
- Weed. I'll tell - You. Need on vacation.
- Do remember that? Do you? Absolutely. Yeah.
- Oh you - Do? Absolutely. Yeah. He
- Remembers the big moments. Can
- You imagine if we can you imagine if we took something
of hers and shit in it or pissed in it?
- Oh, she would go fucking, I hope she, you would lose your
- Fucking mind.
- And what did your dad do? - Yeah,
- He lost his mind.
- Yeah. And what did Kelly just do when you were doing it?
Because it's not, it's like a kind of creep.
What of the week? What happens if it's like,
let's just flush it down the toilet
and be like, I took it because you shouldn't have it.
- What happened to you the week
- To - Teach you a lesson
but you was, I don't understand
how your son potentially drinking your piss is a,
is the punishment that you
- Think fits that crime?
Yeah. The crime. The punishment doesn't fit the
crime. Of course it does.
- No, but it's perfect television.
- Sh Fair enough. Sure.
Because it's so fucking crazy.
- Kelly, why do you think you went so fast from laughing
to being genuinely angry with her?
Did you not think she was really gonna do it well,
but she had like trousers down ready to
- Go?
I no, I, I had no doubt my mom was gonna do it.
I just don't, I still to this day say I don't understand
that punishment for that crime.
Wouldn't that it doesn't make sense
- To me.
It caused injury. It's, Hmm.
If someone drank someone else's ur Right.
- But he is pissing into, into alcohol,
which it already would sterilize it.
It doesn't hurt you.
- Not - Mixed with alcohol really.
- Amy, - Explain to us
- How, how would you know that?
I don't know from personal experience, that's not my thing.
High volume alcohol,
- High volume, insanity.
That's what it is.
- And there's a little bit of ludes coming out in the
piece, so it's relaxing
- Really.
I think that we're gonna find through watching this,
that Jack and I were a little bit more,
even though we bicker a lot,
we were a little bit more protective of each other than
- Definitely in season one.
- Yeah. - After. 'cause season two it was, we were all,
we were like sticks scattered in the wind.
Like we weren't ever really around each other.
- Was that So it definitely wasn't yours though
- Season?
No, it wasn't. No, I didn't drink Jack Daniels in
that, in that time period. Season Tomorrow, season two,
- Season one.
- Fuck it all. - This is our last day.
- Oh, season one? - Yeah. What was your
- Drink of choice - Back then?
- Yeah. What was that stuff
that you had in your room? Absence.
- Absence? Yes. - Oh, woof. I threw that away.
- What's absence? - Absence?
- I don't know. - Is the green drink from France
with the sugar that you put the alcohol, you set it on fire
and then you drink it and you hallucinate.
It's like it was
- Supposed to make you hallucinate a little bit.
- Yeah. - Mo it's like a Moul Rouge.
Why did we both say that?
- I, I just remember it getting me really drunk.
I don't remember. Hallucinating.
- It's very strong. - Yeah.
- I mean it's like the strong taste. Like a poison. It
- Taste like - Honestly
- Yes.
Kind of. It it, it had something in it called worm word.
What is say Take it. Taste it. Taste it. Licorice. Like for,
- Yeah.
Yeah. That's what dad's saying. Oh yeah.
- Per saying. Y got drunk on Perna once it was
- Fucking - Know.
They're the worst hang ever.
- Oh yeah. - And Jack Daniel three drinks of car.
I cannot stand the smell of southern comfort.
I drank fucking three, two bottles.
Two or three bottles of that and it was fucking dead.
- It's so much sugar. Oh yeah. That's the worst
- Hangover.
Do you know what for me that is, it's, I can't,
I could never drink tequila
because I felt like it was drinking someone else's spit.
That's what it tastes like to me.
I love tequila and red wine.
I had the worst hangover I ever had in my
life from my red wine. Oh
- Yeah. It gives,
- When I smell red wine on someone's
breath or they have wine
- Mouth. The Q lango was another drink.
- Do you remember when you smelt
- Red - Wine?
Yes. And threw up. Yeah.
- They drunk. I did for fucking 16 years.
- Well, let's go back to Jason Dill
and some of his cooking antics.
- Oh boy. Dill in the kitchen.
- Di in the kitchen cooking with dill.
- Oh, he is doing the dishes. At least I like
- To cook here.
Yeah. There's such nice stuff to cook with.
If I'm not accidentally setting timers on fire.
Yeah, he melted. We can't, we can't show Sharon though.
'cause then she'll know
- He melted the egg timer.
- Is this the first you're finding out about it? Sharon?
- Horrible. What the fuck is that?
An egg timer And with a little chicken.
- You know those kitchen timers? Oh fuck.
Sage. Aw
- Sharon.
I burnt the griddle. I'm sorry. Di
- El least he owned it.
- Yeah. That's a new stove, isn't it though?
How am I gonna get that off there?
I ended, I think I ended up getting it off.
- He must have left it on there for so long.
- Acid based. - Yeah. Compound thing.
Well you left a scrub, so perfect.
Where's fine? Another
- Scrub job.
- There's Mike, - There's my key.
- Is it coming off? He was really upset about it. Aw.
Doesn't have to be upset about it. Where is he?
I think he's going outside.
- Aw, - This might be, do you have a metal spatula?
- Yeah. - This might be farfetched,
but what if we heated the metal spatula? It's straight.
- Fuck. You gotta remember him.
- Who was that? What his Now that's Mike. Mike Elli.
- He still around? - Yeah. You ever seen him? Yeah,
- They both.
What's he doing now? They both run a
huge company. Yeah, yeah,
- Yeah.
He's got a, I actually spoke
to Mike a couple weeks ago actually.
- Why is that? Madonna. Madonna. I hate her.
- No, no. He just like, he just held up a picture,
like made a weird smile.
- Well, now we know. - Yeah.
- I won't repeat it. It - Was very nice the way everybody
was trying to get it off.
- Yeah. - It was sweet.
- No, I remember me and me
and Mike actually figured out how to do it.
We boiled water, like really boiling water and it
and it like loosened the plastic
- Off. Yeah. Melted.
- Yeah. - He seems genuinely doubt to you about it. Was he
- The egg time?
- Yes. He accidentally turned the griddle on
and the egg timer was on the
griddle and it melted and it melted
- Ozzy, I would think Jason might be surprised you remember
him now because at this time he feels like you never
know who he is.
I
- I There
- You haven't got your friend a duvet.
He's lying on the couch. Know ve I
- I asked him, do you want a his blanket?
He is like, no, I'm okay.
But I And there's that catchme blanket on there.
- Didn't - Realize he was Oh, you didn't? No.
Just gave for like three or four days.
Whatever. Jason's no problem.
- Dad, this is Jason. He's a good friend of mine.
He's, he, he does this
and he is, he, he wants, he is sorry if he stayed
for a couple of nights and I go, sure.
But, but when he comes in, he goes and, and he comes, comes
and he scratches his fucking hand
and he walks around my head and he goes to Jack
and I go, I go into to Jack asking him
to borrow a razor blade and there's a fucking couch moving.
And I go, what the fuck's that I go, it's Jason, man.
Oh, Jason. Who? Who the fuck's Jason?
- Ozzy doesn't remember me Every time I
meet him, he says, nice to meet you. That's fine. Me
- Nice to me he's kind of like an invasion of privacy.
Know?
- I didn't know you, you still do that with a few people?
You were just fucking with them though.
- No, we used to be walking around my house
and go, who's this fucking guy?
And I go, deal. Who the fuck? I really
- Feel like we should have
brought Dylan in for this episode.
I know.
- It would've been great. Why?
So he would've sat here and doing that.
- Maybe, maybe we'll do another one with him.
- Probably have been sleep on the couch.
- Is a shaved head now does he go la It's
shaved on the side.
Does he live in la?
- I think he lives in Oxnard. Okay.
- Not far. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - That's what I heard. But I, I could be wrong.
I don't know. This is a long time ago.
- Well, he was showering though.
- He was occasionally - Ish. Ish.
- I mean, we all I don't think we all
occasionally showered back
- Then.
Yeah. Skaters not known for their hiking. No.
- Did he take a shower at all when it was He did. Yeah.
I just said occasionally he would,
- Unfortunately a couple skaters.
I remember Stinkies. Yeah.
- Stinky skaters. You know what's funny, back then,
I was actually talking about this with my wife recently back
then to be like a pro skater was like such a big deal.
It was like, wow. Like you're pro skater.
Now if you say you're a pro skater,
everyone looks at you like, all right, loser.
- Well, it's like DJs.
- Well, well DJ six DJ's now bigger than ever.
- 16. No, but everybody's wants to be a dj.
So when you hear them say, oh, I'm a dj, you go. Right.
Okay.
- Well now this like teenage pro skaters on TikTok
that get big for their like clips.
- Yeah. Yeah. - I mean it's like comedy in a way
where you're just, but if you're over 40, it's like, wow,
I'm sad you're still doing
- That.
It's weird because,
because of deal to this day, a lot of my friends are still
a large group of the professional skate world.
Yeah. And I know he was nothing about skateboarding.
- He was definitely a, a pioneer in his time. Who? Dill?
Like he was a, he was a really well-respected skateboarder.
- Oh, is he? - Yeah.
- DI's made his way through everyone in the house
because now he's also becoming friends
with Melinda. Oh, he's in a
- Meeting.
What meeting?
- What kind of meeting? - A family meeting.
- A family meeting. - Oh, pit is
- Too. Yeah.
- Pit. What a cutie.
- And another thing, while I'm on the topic talking
Sharon, what?
Oh, from now on, if kids are gonna be staying at the house,
I would like to be, I would like to be asked
because that fucking kid came back tonight.
Come here? Yes. In Australian.
- Did you four friends come? - Yeah.
- At the front as I pulled out. Yes. The, to go to work.
- That's not fucking, it's not the four
- Kids.
No. They all his friends rock up. And I said, no,
- Jordy.
- Jordy.
I said, you know, if you're staying with someone,
you don't invite half your fucking mates
- Over.
But what I ask Sharon, I don't mind. But I be
- Staying here and inviting hard.
That's not right. And giving out this phone number
and using this place as a, you know,
as his fucking office. It just
- Says, fucking Blake lies just the most ridiculous shit.
Just like about money
and about how like some, she said that somehow me, Jordy
and Mikey went out for dinner and,
and we stiffed her with a bill.
Like, that's bullshit.
- Is he gone? No, his clothes is still up there.
Melinda's had it. Which one are we talking about
now? Is it still di
- Still di - Okay.
It's a full Dill episode. Okay.
- All - Right. So how long did he end up
staying total there for? For a while. It
- Was three weeks than I remember.
Was it more than that? It was more than three. I
- Couldn't even begin to remember
- How long.
I felt like it was three weeks.
I remember that being the thing. It was more
a more than three weeks. And he
- Was, but as the fuck would I remember,
- But, and me, I can't remember exactly thing,
but he was giving out your home phone number
for people to contact him.
Well, no one had cell phones back
then. Yeah, definitely. And can take
- Messages - For di Definitely
- Did.
Do you remember his credit card?
- No, - His credit card
- Was so Oh, the, the, it was ripped from the
center and you had to
- Like it was, and he, yeah, he would have
to like tape it every day
or just the magnetic strip had like come off.
And so he would just carry around the magnetic strip.
I could. And I remember being like, dude,
how does that thing even read?
He's like, I don't know. Sometimes it
does, sometimes it doesn't.
- Now with those other guys, Dils friends
- Or Jor was Thereor.
Oh, Jie was there. And I forget the other guy's name.
He was a, I think he was a, a surfer or a skater. I forget.
- I don't even wanna set up the next clip
because it's just some good old fashioned
Osborne shit talking.
- Oh - Boy. Boy. I really enjoy.
- Okay. - I like knowing who you guys dislike. Okay.
- That's let it rip. - I feel like it
makes me not wanna like
- Them.
Why do you wanna know why Fred Dust is moving to England?
Because nobody hates him there. They soon fucking will
- Sunset Australian.
He's sofa. So in New York though, it's like
in New York it's like 10 stories high.
I'm sure they do a little. No, I'm sure it's,
- Are you talking about someone's package?
- Kelly? Who are we talking about? How cool would that be?
Like you could stand there
- And be like talking about a billboard as tall as my ball.
- I'm as tall as my balls.
- You're talking about a billboard on Sunset.
- Some pro stuff. A guy
- That was that like Yeah, it was a
Calvin Klein ad. Oh. And
- That had to be Amy's old roommate.
- Oh yes. - Travis. Travis.
- It is Travis. You left it up. You're exactly right.
What you wanna know why Fred Dust is moving to England?
Because nobody hates him. Man, fucking hill.
- Oh my God. You go on Sunset Australian.
He's new though.
New Yorks like 10 stories high. I'm sure they do a little.
No, I'm sure it's socks. The area,
- It'd have to be sucked.
She said it with socks. But how, how cool would that be?
Like you could stand there
and be like, look, I'm as tall as my balls.
- You're talking about this guy's dong with di. Yep.
Normal stuff. Normal
- Every day.
But also with her nanny and her mother.
- And he then was an actor. He does really well. He is.
He's in a show on the
- History channel. Viking.
- Oh, he's in Viking. He's really good at it. Fucking you.
- I remember those billboards
because there was something in London, right where they had
to take it down, something like that.
It was causing too much traffic and accidents
- Because - Women were just crashing into each other going
around and around to get another look.
See this big, these big balls.
Anyway, but that was a normal relationship that you had
with Jason where you could talk about this guy's job.
- I talked about everything with Jason.
- Like you never had a crush on him of any
- Kind.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Nothing like that.
Him and I were like really, really good friends.
I love that. Yeah. I looked
to him more like a big brother than anything.
Yeah. Had sometimes it gets, you had notes.
Kelly had loads of male friends, still friends.
Like if you can't, if you were going to come
to let's say a birthday dinner of mine.
It is like 15 guys
and three girls like that.
I have, my female friends are very special to me,
but I get along better with men.
- Yeah, you are real.
- Is it? 'cause you had a brother Maybe,
- But your - Good friends
- Girls are in England.
- Yeah, - Yeah,
- Yeah.
This next clip. I'm not proud to say I did weep in my home,
but why?
Because L'S back. Oh, she's bang.
Do you remember this montage we're about to see? No.
I challenge you not to cry.
- Okay. - Oh my God. Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
Steaming soft gone
- Lay on me.
I remember this
sleep.
Lola's rock so easily
- On the She was a beautiful dog.
She was a beautiful dog. Wouldn't you say
- God the best?
- What a fucking knife girl. Oh, look at her. The
- Spotlight was on her.
Not a great swimmer. Nope, I can't.
Oh, she's back. Welcome Lola. Oh my god.
The greatest. That's so gross. Did it make you teary eyed?
- No, - Not at all.
- But no, come
- On.
If I saw a montage of poly like that, I would lose it. Yeah.
- I mean, no, you - Always sort of like pragmatically
- Coldhearted.
- Well, I could see that about the,
- I never saw any episode,
but I saw that it was fucking great.
- Well, here's the thing about the reason why I like, I kind
of have a wall up for dogs because of that.
Like, I, I had such, she was like such the best dog.
And I've just always had, like,
since she died, I was just like,
- When you, when you, when you have something so your
one true love.
- Yeah. - You, you like mini when you know. Yeah.
- Like you love Big Gap. You love Bella
but you don't love her the same way as Minnie.
- No. - Yeah. And I min's
- Your number one.
Start with the, the strongest love you ever had.
- It was really, really, really hard for my mom when,
- So she's waiting for us.
- She is waiting to bite you. - Yeah, seriously.
- Ah, - Yeah.
It's also the music in that Mont, you know,
it's like a Sarah McLaughlin commercial.
Yeah. I was just like, oh, she's back. No idea.
That puke is so
- Fucked up.
- Isn't - It? And you notice it looks like she's had a
cream sauce on something. Mom. It's just
- A bowl. So like she ate a bowl of like
- From her stomach - Bolognese or like a carbonara.
- Yeah. It looks like yogurt heavy. Oh.
- The worst thing is when they throw up
and and they eat it again.
- Well that's the first time I think we hear
production or the younger person.
Yeah. Just start laughing. Did you guys
- Goat - Listen?
- Yeah. See it again.
- Oh cool.
They were not expecting that.
- Oh, - So good.
- What a cute disgusting dog. Oh, she was the best
- Fucking classics. That was
- So gross.
- That was the fucking best. I loved it.
- Everything that comes out
of her body is like next level gross.
Yeah, it's either end.
- Yeah. She's great dog though.
- Well now that Lola's back.
There's not she just as much room
for this, this house guest. She's poop in your
- House at alone.
- No, she never really would.
'cause I like, because she ends up leaving again.
She goes back to where she was
before when, when she came back.
And then public demand was like, no, you have
to get that dog back.
And so we ended up getting it back
and while she was gone she'd got trained
and she'd stopped really shitting and that
or pissing in the house.
- And she was with somebody who
trained, trained her, worked for us.
And he still does. And he just is like a dog magnet.
- Since he had her, he has nothing but bulldog.
But bulldog how every fucked up thing that can happen
to a dog, a bulldog gets everything.
- Yeah. - Every fucking,
- They look so strong, but they're very delicate.
They any updates on pork chop? Yes. Yes. We got one today.
We got on Pork Chop.
- Really shocked that his disposition is so calm.
Aw and sweet and lovable.
And that he is, his head doesn't look so raw. Raw. Yeah.
- Is he healing? - Yes, he is. He's healing. And
- So, so what, what's happened?
What's happened? You're not having him?
- No, no, no, no. They haven't decided yet.
'cause there were over a hundred people that Oh. Wanted him.
And the thing is, they, they were a bit wary
because of the little dogs.
But our dogs, I don't think they're so old.
I don't think They don't pay any attention. No.
They'll just be like, oh, hello. I'm glad he's healing.
I know he's medium rare now. So much better.
Medium rare for sure.
- He's no longer medium. Well let's
- Go, let's get him to - Rock.
He set the onions back.
Does he come with like a bonnet sauce?
- Oh, shut Jack. He's that's Lola was Ping.
He's the image of Lola.
- Oh. But no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. And more Tan.
Lola. Lola was a
- Crispier.
Aw. Lola was baby, baby
- More.
Well I forget how little she was like,
she wasn't like a huge bulldog.
She was wasn't She was actually pretty
small. Well, she was sitting baby to
- A dog though.
That's fucking so bad.
- It's really sick. - No,
- Bring this down.
- Yeah. Really?
- What? Let's, let's get it. Who brought a pork chop?
Keep it happy. Yeah, I know.
Well I was hoping for an update.
- So then I'm looking on the same website
and there's this cat.
Oh no. And somebody had sliced its ears off.
- What the fuck website? Are you on
- This A dark, this website?
No, they, they take in animals that are, it's not Okay.
Mom calls everything a website.
She was looking at somebody's profile from TikTok.
- Yes. Okay. - And they take in
animals that have been abused.
And this poor cat, they tried everything.
Everything for this cat. And the cat passed, passed away.
And then you see them put it in the
- Furnace.
- Yes. And I was like, oh my god.
I couldn't believe it. It died in the furnace.
- I saw a, my, my wife showed me a video on TikTok the other
day and it was this like, kind of like
toy like younger Asian girl.
And she's like, this is what I feed my dog.
I'm gonna show you. Oh no.
It started with her holding a rabbit like a
little white rabbit.
And she's like, well my dog's on a very specific diet.
And then it jump cuts to her
with a mallet killing the fucking rabbit.
Jesus. Ripping it apart, throwing it in a bowl
and like chopping up all this meat.
Shut up and like feeding her dog.
- No, - I swear to God it's the most fucking,
I was like, whoa.
Like even I was shocked by it
and nothing really? You know me. I'm like, that's
- Horrible.
- Yeah. - This is what those neighbor ladies think happens
at a Black Sabbath show. Yeah.
- Pretty - Much.
- Oh god. - Well Sharon, you did seem to have a limit
for one house guest
because it's come time for Jason to go
for the chop. Yeah. This
- Is the end - The
- Deal.
Meister a little bit provocative. He's been voted out.
- I'm actually scared right here at your house.
I feel like your mom's gonna come outside and
- Looking at porn.
- Can't be smoking or being drunk. Okay.
- What are they supposed to be advertising
- Here?
- They're playing Doctor.
- I told you get those accommodation signs
and put them out the fucking front.
I'm gonna fucking type up some fucking
- Invoices.
- Melinda's done. He's - Got to
- Tell them.
Oh, the hair. Yeah.
- Getting That was
- Good.
Hey Mike. My mom says Dill has to go.
My mom says Dill has to go. So how should I tell him?
- Who is that? Melinda?
- I've just gotta tell him. It's gonna be tough though.
I don't do good with these kind of conversations.
What I say to I'm leaving. Just tell him the truth.
What should I say to him? Oh girl, you got,
mom wants you to leave or
- Mom wants you to leave.
- What the fuck - Should I tell? No,
- You just gotta say that.
We need family time. I
- Just, - Any disturbances.
- Dad doesn't want anyone in the house anymore.
- We need, we need quiet family time in
here. That's all you have to
- Say.
Quiet family time.
Is there any place you can go for a couple of days? Yeah.
Why's going on? My parents just kind of want, you know,
the house to kind of start quieting down stuff.
- Sound nervous. Very well put. Yeah, very good. It's hard.
Oh, he's going now. Five or six now.
- What? - Who said Sharon today?
- Yeah, - Sharon said that
- That was a great fucking, I mean come back, I'll forgot.
- Alright. - I was bumed when he left.
Actually have to be like immediately.
Oh, you just stepped on the cat's tail. Dude,
- Lemme give the family a break for a couple days.
You know, because they need to be on some,
- Do you remember that Louis, Louis Vuitton bag
that he carried around everywhere? My friend
- Anthony's house, another pro skateboarder.
And then baby my fucking come back
- Here.
I'm a fucking pro skateboarder Shannon.
Don't talk down to me. I wanna be the
envy of boys across the world when this comes out.
Which guy? I was the middle kid.
That was the always the middle little kid.
And well actually I was the last kid.
- I love that. You think he's homeless this whole episode
and then he leaves with Yeah.
The largest Louie bag that, yeah. I mean,
- Yeah.
- But he'd been using that credit card a lot. I guess
- He, you know, he, he knew he, he was just very frugal
- Is the friend.
He goes to stay with the same guy he ends up
starting the company with?
- No, - The
- One who was helping - The same, they clean the counter
with the spatula.
Oh, okay. With the, who he started the company with.
And you said you were sad
- When he left.
- Yeah. I remember being like, oh, my friend's gone.
- There's a moment we didn't see
- Except - When you were like,
I don't wanna have this conversation.
And and Melinda says, just blame it on me. I don't care.
I'll take the fall. Did she do that
for you guys often? Kelly?
- She still kind of does. - Yeah,
she'll just take the fall.
- Yeah. She, she just blame me.
I'm in Australia, they can't get me.
- That's perfect. But I don't have any reason
to blame Melinda for anything anymore.
So we are good. She seems
- Quite annoyed with how long DI's been there.
She's like, I'm gonna print up some invoices for Yeah, she,
- I know.
That was funny. What did I say to him?
That he said, don't talk down to me.
- He was just joking.
But like, I think you guys were like pissing around.
- You guys would bicker a lot - Okay. About stuff.
- And I think he was just like making like a, making fun
of the fact that he is a pro skater. Yeah.
- Oh, okay. And but you're still in touch with him.
- Yeah. Well, - Yeah. I am guiding
- Kelly though. Do you think he
- Remembers most of this?
- I think - He does. I remember he,
I remember he kind of hated it.
- Yeah. I would, I think
because it doesn't exactly paint him in the
greatest of light.
So I think that it,
and nobody knew when we were doing this
that it was gonna be as popular as it was.
Right. So I think for a lot of our friends that were on it,
that did become recognized as a result of the show,
it became something that they did not like.
Right. But on the whole, it probably helped his
- Business, I would imagine.
- I think so. I think, I think it kind of, it,
it took him in a different direction.
Because how many kids watching MTV back then knew
who Jason Dill was.
The average person didn't know who he was
and it, it kind of made him a bit
of a household name for a minute.
- Yeah. Are you better at all now at having frank
conversations with your friends?
- Yes. - Sometimes. I think Oz Ozzie says yes.
- Yeah. - Yes, you
- Are probably, I mean, I, yeah.
Although I, I, I tend to not have Oh yeah.
No roommates anymore.
'cause I've got already five roommates, you know.
- Yeah. - Four daughters and a wife. So
- There's no room.
- There's no room. There's really no room.
- No room. And three dogs - And three
- No room.
- A lot of mouths. - I beg to differ.
- What? Me? - Yes.
- He still has - People,
you still have the drag along staying in your
- House?
No occasion. Like, occasionally. Occasionally. Like what?
Like I have a friend will stay when I go outta town,
so he stays with my wife
so she doesn't feel like she's home alone kind of thing.
And, and then when I got divorced from my ex-wife, my, my,
my buddy ended up moving in with me and couldn't.
And he was going through a divorce.
So we were, it was like the divorce
- House.
House. You taken rescues like your mom? Yeah. Yeah.
Me and Jack have always taken in rescues. We can't help it.
- Kelly was unbelievable.
One would go, the other one would come in.
- Well good. Now I know who to call when I need a rescuing
- And like I'd go to the mall
and find a kid that had been beaten up
by his parents and bring him home.
Or like, I, he was precious.
He was precious. Well
- Thanks Jason Dill.
- Thank you Jason Dill. And - Bye. We Love you,
- Jason Dill.
We do.
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