Original subtitles

[ SLOW CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CLATTERING ]

[ CLATTERING AND PAWING ]

I'VE GOT TO LET THIS (bleep) THING IN.

IT'S DRIVING ME MENTAL.

[ STOMPING LOUDLY ]

♪ CRAZY ♪

♪ HEY, BUT THAT'S HOW IT GOES ♪

♪ MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ♪

♪ LIVIN' AS FOES ♪

♪ BUT MAYBE ♪

♪ IT'S NOT TOO LATE ♪

♪ TO LEARN HOW TO LOVE ♪

♪ AND FORGET HOW TO HATE ♪

[ SNARLING AND BARKING ]

OH, I'M BACK.

LOOK, I'M BACK. I'M HOME.

DOG TURD.

IS THERE (bleep) ON MY SHOE? OH, WATCH IT --

OH, F-- WHERE?

IT'S ALL OVER THE HEEL.

OH (bleep) MAN.

I'M (bleep) SICK AND TIRED OF (bleep) (bleep)

EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE'S (bleep) (bleep)

IT'S DRIVING ME (bleep) MENTAL.

I MEAN, I-I-I-I LIVE IN A $9 MILLION TURD.

AND LOOK AT THE LAWN.

THEY'VE BEEN PISSING ON THE LAWN.

I MEAN, I MAY AS WELL EARN MONEY

AND THROW IT IN THE (bleep) FIRE.

LOOK AT THE LAWN, AND LOOK AT -- LOOK AT MY RADIOACTIVE PISS.

ONE DAY, I'M GONNA BUY A CROCODILE TO EAT ALL THE (bleep) ANIMALS.

DO YOU -- DO YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS GETTING ME?

THE (bleep) DOG CRAP, MAN.

DOGS CARRY (bleep) BUGS, MAN.

AND YOU -- YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM DOESN'T --

I MEAN, THIS (bleep) HOUSE IS LIKE A (bleep) SEWER AT THE BEST.

IT'S NOT...

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, FLY'S GONNA LAND IN SOME (bleep)

AND THEN GO -- GO INTO THE BEDROOM.

BUT SHE'S PROMISED ME,

SHE WILL NOT HAVE THE DOG ON THE BED.

COME ON, DARLING. GET THE HELL DOWN THERE.

SORRY, SWEETHEART. Y-YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T --

STAY DOWN THERE, SWEETHEART.

I LOVE YOU, DARLING, BUT STAY DOWN THERE AND...

YOU CAN'T -- NO, YOU CAN'T --

NO, NO, M-M--

NO, MAGDALENA. MAGDALENA, NO, NO, NO, NO.

MAGDALENA, JUST LAY STILL HERE, LIKE A GOOD GIRL.

JUST LAY STILL. NO, MAGDALENA, YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T --

LAY STILL. THERE'S A GOOD GIRL.

WHAT'S THE POINT? YOU'RE (bleep) TOUCHING HER,

(bleep) AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA TOUCH YOUR MOUTH.

I DON'T WANT DOGS ON THE BED, SHARON,

BECAUSE THEY CARRY BUGS.

YOU KNOW, Y-Y-YOU -- BELIEVE ME,

YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET AN INFECTION AT THIS TIME, SHARON.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET ANY BUGS, SHARON.

GET OUT.

[ WHIMPERS ]

I'M SICK TO DEATH OF TREADING IN DOG (bleep)

DOG (bleep)

COHIBA CIGAR.

[ LAUGHS ]

SEE, WHERE'D I PUT THE SMOKE ANALYZER?

HERE'S THE HEINZ STORAGE.

YOU GOT TO HIDE 'EM. THEY GO QUICK.

ROBERT'S FIRST BEANS ON TOAST.

[ LAUGHS ] IT'S A HISTORIC EVENT.

HOW HOT IS IT? HOT.

HERE.

THIS IS BEANS ON TOAST, AND IT'S ON ITS FINEST.

I'M WORKING ROBERT UP TO A PROPER ENGLISH BREAKFAST.

IT'S LIKE TOMATO SOUP WITH BEANS.

YEAH. IT'S GOOD STUFF.

Jack: ROBERT WENT TO SCHOOL WITH AIMEE AND KELLY WHEN WE FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA.

HE WAS ALWAYS SUPER, SUPER NICE TO THEM.

HIS MUM GOT SICK.

SHE, UH, PASSED AWAY FROM CANCER.

HE HAS NO FAMILY, SO WE'VE TAKEN HIM IN.

THE THING ISN'T HOOKED UP YET.

I'M NOT FEELING THE PURPLE. I'M JUST NOT FEELING IT.

THIS IS MY CLOSET.

AH, YES.

AND THIS IS THE CHINESE LOVE BED.

IT'S CHINESE, AND IT'S FOR LOVEMAKING.

THIS IS -- THIS IS IT, NOW. NOT ONE MORE (bleep) FLY.

NOT A (bleep) NOTHING WITH GRASS.

I-I-I LOVE EVERY DOG I SEE, AND EVERY ANIMAL I SEE.

THE SMELL IS LIKE SOMETHING FROM HELL.

I-IT TAKES A HUMAN FORM AND SORT OF CHASES YOU AROUND THE HOUSE.

I WISH SOMEBODY W-WOULD INVENT A DOG THAT DIDN'T (bleep)

IT'D BE GREAT.

LOLA, NO MORE (bleep) PLEASE.

[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]

WOW.

YOU GOT A -- YOU GOT A SPOT FOR WHERE THE DOG (bleep) PICTURE GOES?

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU GOT A -- WE GOT TO GET THE PICTURE OF THE SHOVEL ON THE...

[ LAUGHTER ]

IN THE KITCHEN IS THE TRAY.

GREAT PHOTOGRAPHS.

YEAH, THEY ARE NICE. THEY DID A NICE JOB.

WHY DON'T WE GET RID OF THE DOGS NOW

AND -- AND KEEP THE PHOTOGRAPHS?

BECAUSE THE PHOTOGRAPHS DON'T STINK.

POOR LULU LOOKS MORE LIKE A LITTLE POTBELLIED PIG

EVERY DAY.

[ High-pitched ] I KNOW, LULU. I KNOW.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET YOU UP TO BED,

AND THEN IF YOU WANT ONE, I'LL BRING IT TO YOU UP THERE.

[ Normal voice ] THANK YOU.

I'VE GOT MY MAGAZINE.

WHERE'S MINNIE?

IS SHE STILL OUT?

MINNIE? I THOUGHT SHE CAME IN.

OH, SHE'S HERE.

COME ON, PRINCESS. COME ON.

DOES SHE STILL GO IN YOUR ROOM WITH YOU?

SHE SLEEPS UNDER THE BED.

IF YOU -- IF YOU START TONIGHT, THAT'S IT.

YOU'VE HAD IT.

CAN MUM GET SICK FROM THE DOGS?

[ DOG BARKING ]

THE DOCTORS DID SAY THAT THE DOGS SHOULDN'T BE ON THE BED WITH HER,

JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN CARRY SO MUCH --

YOU KNOW, BACTERIA AND STUFF.

BUT SHE CAN PICK THEM UP AND STUFF.

YEAH.

LULU, JUST SHUT UP.

Sharon: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M GONNA HOP AROUND THE GARDEN,

STEP IN SOME DOG (bleep)

GO INSANE BEFORE -- JUST TO START THE DAY OFF.

I-I-I JUST TROD IN (bleep) (bleep) AGAIN, I THINK.

[ LAUGHS ] DID YOU STEP IN SOMETHING, OZZY?

NO.

(bleep) DID YOU?

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF (bleep) DOG (bleep) MAN.

WHERE -- WHERE WAS IT?

LOOK, DON'T TOUCH THE DOGS AND TOUCH YOUR MUM.

DON'T TOUCH THE (bleep) PIECE OF (bleep) AND THEN TOUCH YOUR MUM.

I'M WALKING AROUND WITH (bleep)

I'M WALKING AROUND WITH BOTTLES OF THIS CRAP

TO BE STERILIZED AT EVERY --

I GOT A BAG FULL OF THIS (bleep)

I DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING WITHOUT TOUCHING --

CLEANING MY HANDS BEFORE I TOUCH HER.

SHE DOESN'T -- SHE GOT --

HER -- HER IMMUNE SYSTEM IS DOWN TO (bleep) ZERO, YOU KNOW,

AND I'M (bleep)

I JUST GET PISSED OFF WHEN NOBODY LISTENS TO ME.

IT'S NOT A (bleep) JOKE.

EVERYTHING AROUND HERE IS CONTAMINATED.

YOU GOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND YOU GOT TO STERILIZE THEM

BEFORE YOU TOUCH MY WIFE, RIGHT?

AND WE'VE GOT TO BE VIGILANT WITH THE H-HYGIENE, I THINK.

WHAT IS THAT ON MINNIE, THAT I AM JUST PULLING?

AAAAAH! SHE'S GOT DRIED POO ON HER!

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE DISGUSTING.

JUST PULL IT OFF.

JUST PULL IT OFF.

I CAN'T, 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I PULL IT OFF,

IT GETS MUSHIER UP MY FINGERS.

UGH.

YOU'RE DISGUSTING.

THERE MUST BE SCISSORS IN HERE.

THIS IS AN OFFICE, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

I GOT AN IDEA.

WHAT?

AH, NO! THE (bleep) STILL IN THERE!

AAAAH! IT STINKS SO BAD! IT SMELLS!

I THINK YOU GOT THAT TURD, BABE.

LOOK, AND IT'S ALL (bleep)

OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK.

I'M SORRY FOR THE HUMILIATION.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

DON'T THROW IT LIKE THAT.

LIKE, THROW IT LIKE A -- LIKE A FLOATER.

[ LAUGHS ]

KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

ALL RIGHT, MY TURN NOW.

[ LAUGHS ]

READY, DUDE? READY?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

HOW CAN YOU DANCE?

IT'S COOL, DUDE. IT'S COOL.

OH, YEAH.

ROBERT? WHAT?

WE HAVE TO GO AND LOOK IN THE GUESTHOUSE.

OKAY.

'CAUSE I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE.

OKAY.

OKAY.

[ DOG BARKING ]

I DON'T WANT THESE FLORAL PICTURES IN HERE.

NO. THEY'LL COME DOWN.

NOW, WHERE DO YOU WANT THE BED MOVED TO?

OVER THERE.

WE NEED A RUG, A NEW SOFA, A COFFEE TABLE.

OKAY.

COME ON. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.

COME ON, COME ON. COME ON.

[ JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ WELCOME TO THE FAMILY ♪

♪ WE'RE ROCK-'N'-ROLLIN' ROYALTY ♪

♪ JUST ASK, AND, YES, YOU WILL RECEIVE ♪

♪ FANCY THREADS AND CHINESE BEDS ♪

♪ FOR MY NEW SON, WE'VE GOT THE BREAD ♪

♪ ANYTHING YOU CAN CONCEIVE ♪

♪ COULD IT BE YOU AND ME? ♪

♪ WE'LL HAVE THE GREATEST TIME ♪

♪ CAN'T YOU SEE IT WILL BE COMFORT ON MY DIME? ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER, I DON'T CARE ♪

♪ WE WILL SHOP MOST ANYWHERE ♪

♪ IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMASTIME IN MAY ♪

♪ FINAL PURCHASE, TIME TO GO ♪

♪ SURE HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, SAY IT'S SO ♪

♪ NOTHING BUT THE BEST TODAY ♪

WHEN SHE HAS THE CHEMOTHERAPY,

IT TOTALLY (bleep) ZAPS THE IMMUNE SYSTEM.

SO EVERYTHING AROUND YOUR MUM'S CONTAMINATED, AND...

WE DON'T WANT TO OVERREACT, I-I KNOW,

BUT I JUST GOT TO GET THE POINT ACROSS

HOW (bleep) SEVERE THIS (bleep) THING IS, YOU KNOW.

MM-HMM. TOTALLY.

THIS IS NOT A (bleep) JOKE, DUDE.

NO, I KNOW.

UH, UH, S-SHE --

SHE BETTER (bleep) HOPE NOTHING REALLY SERIOUS HAPPENS.

I'M SURE IT WON'T.

I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK TODAY. BYE, DAD. I LOVE YOU.

MUM! NO, MUM! YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT!

JACK, STOP IT!

DON'T -- MUM. Y-YOU'RE -- MUM.

JACK, STOP IT. I'M GOING OUT.

NO, YOU'RE NOT. NO.

I'VE GOT -- I'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT.

SO (bleep) WHAT? IT CAN BE CANCELED.

JACK, I AM NOT DYING.

MUM, YOU ARE SICK. I AM NOT A CRIPPLE.

MUM, WAIT. WHAT DID YOU JUST HAVE DONE TODAY?

OH, YEAH, CHEMOTHERAPY. WOW!

JACK, IT'S NOTHING. WOW, YEAH.

IT DOESN'T EVEN AFFECT YOU TILL TWO DAYS AFTERWARDS.

YEAH, BUT HOW ABOUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU REST A LITTLE

BEFORE THOSE TWO DAYS AFTER, IT WON'T BE AS BAD.

JACK, I AM FINE. PLEASE LET ME GO OUT.

YOU KNOW WHY YOU GOT SICK THE LAST TIME? IT'S 'CAUSE YOU GO ON OUT.

NO, I DIDN'T GO OUT. I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT FOR A MONTH, JACK.

I WANT TO GO TO DINNER WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS, PLEASE.

MUM... THAT'S ALL I'M DOING.

I DON'T WANT TO STAY IN BED. I FEEL --

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. (bleep) OFF, THEN.

OH, THAT'S REALLY MEAN, JACK. (bleep)

YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY MEAN, MUM?

THAT YOU DON'T (bleep) LISTEN TO US.

[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]

Sharon: I FELT SO GOOD YESTERDAY, KELLY.

I FELT LIKE MY OLD SELF. YOU DID?

I DID. I WANTED TO STAY OUT ALL NIGHT.

I WAS PISSED OFF WHEN JACK WAS BITCHING.

SO I WAS LIKE, "JUST GIVE IT A (bleep) REST.

IF SHE WANTS TO GO OUT, LET HER GO OUT." HE CARES. HE CARES.

HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S ALL SO MUCH FOR HIM.

HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT I JUST FELT SO GOOD,

I JUST WANTED TO GO OUT AND, LIKE, HAVE FUN WITH THE GIRLS

AND JUST BE SILLY AGAIN.

HI.

Ozzy: DON'T LET THEM -- DON'T LET THEM LICK YOUR FACE, SHARON.

PLEASE DON'T --

WHAT? LET THEM LICK ME?

D-D-DON'T -- DON'T LET THEM LICK YOU,

'CAUSE Y-YOU'LL GET -- YOU'LL GET (bleep) BUGS.

Y-Y-Y-YOU GOT A LOW IMMUNE SYSTEM, SHARON.

AND YOU, LULEE.

OH...

DON'T, PLE-- PLEASE, DON'T --

YOU SHOULDN'T BE HANDLING THE DOGS.

EVEN WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM, YOU'LL HAVE A (bleep) BUG.

PLEASE DON'T HANDLE THE DOGS. PLEASE, DON'T --

SHE WAS JUST LICKING HER BUTT, SHARON.

[ DOG BARKS ]

LET'S GO FOR A WALK AROUND THE GARDEN, SHARON.

GET SOME -- GET SOME AIR IN YOU.

HI!

HI!

[ DOGS BARK ]

[ ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

WHAT'S UP? OH (bleep) DOG (bleep) MAN.

[ LAUGHING ]

THERE'S TOO MANY (bleep) DOGS, MAN.

I-I KNOW.

I MEAN, EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE'S DOG (bleep)

THERE'S (bleep) T-THE LAWN IS JUST --

HAVE YOU SEEN THE LAWN?

I-I-I BEEN TRYING TO FIND A PLACE TO BUILD A SMALL POUND,

AS SORT OF -- WITH A -- WITH A CONCRETE FLOOR, FENCE,

AND A -- AND AN AIR-CONDITIONED LITTLE SHED THING,

WHERE THEY CAN GO.

DO YOU WANT SOMETHING VERY TEMPORARILY PUT UP?

WELL, SOMETHING -- SOMETHING DE-- DECENT.

I MEAN, SOMETHING -- IT'S GOT TO BE COOL FOR THE DOGS.

IT'S GOT TO BE MADE COOL FOR THE DOGS,

OR THEY'LL BAKE IN THE --

IT'S GOT TO BE A SHADY -- A SHADY PLACE.

OKAY.

I CAN JUST PUT UP A FENCE GOING ACROSS THERE

AND A FENCE GOING OVER TO THERE, AND THAT WOULD BE OKAY?

LET THEM HAVE THIS WHOLE AREA?

YEAH, OKAY.

CAN YOU DO LIKE A-A KENNEL OR...

DO YOU WANT A LID TO IT?

A-A DOGHOUSE WHERE THEY CAN GO

AND GET OUT OF THE SUN FOR A MINUTE AND GET UNDER SOME SHADE?

WELL, THEY CAN GO IN HERE AND BE STILL IN THE SHADE.

THIS DOES STAY SHADY ALL DAY LONG.

OKAY.

THIS IS THE MOST SUN THIS AREA GETS.

OKAY. [ MUTTERING ]

OKAY.

Ozzy was just asking for a dog kennel.

YEAH.

He wants to pen up the dogs

and have them in a nice little area.

NO (bleep) WAY.

OZZY, I'M GONNA LEAVE SOME OF THE VACCINE HERE.

SO -- 'CAUSE THE NURSES ARE HERE. YEAH.

AND IF YOU HAVE PEOPLE THAT ARE GONNA BE

COMING ON A REGULAR BASIS... YES, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. LET'S DO IT.

THEN THEY CAN -- THE NURSES CAN DO THAT.

SO -- SO THIS IS THE DEAL -- IF YOU WANT TO COME INTO THE HOUSE

ON A REGULAR BASIS, YOU GOT TO HAVE A FLU SHOT.

♪ I WAS FEELIN' ♪

LINE UP, BUTTS OUT.

♪ SO BAD ♪

♪ I ASKED MY FAMILY DOCTOR JUST WHAT I HAD ♪

MINNIE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE ONE, TOO.

Sharon: I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE, DO I?

NO, IT'S EVERYBODY ELSE.

NO. NO, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES, THOUGH.

HAVE YOU GUYS GOTTEN YOUR FLU SHOTS?

CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THE CHAIR?

GUINNESS. IT'S -- NOT FOR ME. FOR MY WIFE.

IT'S -- IT'S GOT LOTS OF IRON.

I-IN ENGLISH HOSPITALS,

THEY USED TO -- THEY USED TO GIVE IT TO PATIENTS.

IS THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU, SHARON?

NO, IT'S FINE.

CRAZY, MAN. I DON'T SEE HOW YOU COULD DRINK ALL THAT.

SO -- SO GOOD FOR YOU.

I'LL TRY. RRR, RRR, RRR, RRR.

A GUINNESS A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.

NOW (bleep) OFF, GUY --

GUS, JIM, BILL -- WHATEVER YOUR (bleep) NAME IS.

'CAUSE YOUR NAME'S GONNA BE "DEAD"

IF YOU TOUCH THIS CHICKEN.

DON'T GO NEAR MY CHICKEN, YOU UNDERSTAND?

DON'T EVEN GO THERE.

(bleep) OFF.

[ HINGES CREAK ]

[ SIZZLING ]

WE HAVE LIFTOFF.

YOU CAN (bleep) OFF.

NOW, DOGS, LOOK AT ME. (bleep) OFF.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

NOW (bleep) OFF.

HI, GUYS.

HI, GUYS. HI.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

COME ON, SHARON, IT STINKS LIKE (bleep) OUT HERE.

YOU WANT TO SEE THE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION ON LOLA?

[ IMITATES EXPLOSIONS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ IMITATES EXPLOSIONS ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

SHE ALMOST BIT YOU.

AAAH! AAAAAH!

AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAH!

GET IT OFF OF ME!

AAAAAAAAH!

♪ HELLO, WORLD, HEAR THE SONG THAT WE'RE SINGIN' ♪

♪ COME ON, GET HAPPY ♪

♪ A WHOLE LOT OF LOVIN' IS WHAT WE'LL BE BRINGIN' ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY ♪

[ Distorted ] MUMMY! MUMMY!

♪ WE'D GO TRAVELIN' TOGETHER ♪

♪ WE SPREAD A LITTLE LOVIN', THEN WE'LL KEEP MOVIN' ON ♪

♪ SOMETHIN' ALWAYS HAPPENS WHENEVER WE'RE TOGETHER ♪

[ FIRECRACKER WHISTLES, EXPLODES ] ♪ WE GET A HAPPY FEELIN' WHEN WE'RE SINGIN' A SONG ♪

♪ TRAVELIN' ALONG, THERE'S A SONG THAT WE'RE SINGIN' ♪

♪ COME ON, GET HAPPY ♪

♪ A WHOLE LOT OF LOVIN' IS WHAT WE'LL BE BRINGIN' ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY ♪

Sharon: THANKS, DOC. OKAY.

[ HUMMING ]

IS THE DAUGHTER COMING? AIMEE?

WE HAVE TO CALL AIMEE.

YEAH, BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT TILL DINNER.

NO, YOU HAVE TO WAIT TILL DINNER.

I'M NOT TELLING YOU.

NO, YOU HAVE TO.

I'M NOT TELLING YOU NOW. WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL DINNER.

NO, BUT IT'S EXCITING FOR ME,

SO WAIT UNTIL -- WAIT UNTIL DINNER.

I'M NOT TELLING YOU NOW!

ALL RIGHT. I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TODAY.

MY BLOODWORK IS COMPLETELY CLEAR OF CANCER,

[ CORK POPS ] AND I FINISH MY TREATMENT IN JANUARY!

[ ALL CHEERING ]

YEAH (bleep) "A," BABY.

WHEN YOU'VE GONE THROUGH ALL THIS CHEMOTHERAPY (bleep)

YEAH. AND YOU'RE BACK TO NORMAL,

WHAT CHANGES ARE YOU GONNA MAKE IN YOUR LIFE?

IN MY LIFE?

YEAH.

I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE A (bleep) THING.

'CAUSE I LIKE MY LIFE.

YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO -- YOU GOT TO --

YOU CAN'T WORK YOURSELF INTO ANOTHER (bleep)

NO, NO, NO. I'VE CHANGED ALREADY ABOUT WHAT I EAT.

IT'S ABOUT WHAT I EAT.

NO, IT'S ABOUT YOUR STRESS LEVEL. YOU GOT TO GET --

WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT HAVE I BEEN TELLING YOU FOR YEARS?

IF YOU CAN'T -- 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK,

IF YOU CAN'T FIND SOME TIME IN THAT PERIOD FOR YOURSELF...

WHEN CAN WE HAVE SEX AGAIN?

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

NINE MONTHS.

(bleep) NINE MONTHS? YOU'RE JOKING.

TODAY. NO, IT'S TRUE.

NO, HE'LL GET CHEMO IN HIM IF HE HAS SEX WITH ME.

YOU'LL GET CHEMO. I-I-I DON'T -- I DON'T MIND HAVING A GLOWING (bleep)

I DON'T MIND. [ LAUGHTER ]

[ HANDS CLAPPING ]

NO, IT WON'T GLOW. IT'LL BE TIRED. IT'LL GO LIKE THAT.

ARE YOU (bleep) JOKING ME?

I'LL DRESS TONY UP AS A WOMAN.

[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]

LOLA, NO MORE (bleep) PLEASE.