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Previously

Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

- Dude, we both kissed Malia last night.

- Let's just take it day by day, right?

- Primary guests Ken and Amber

are regular charter clients.

- I may need some wine. [laughter]

- Is that Kenny again? [laughter]

- The Krka waterfalls

are some of the most beautiful in Europe.

They don't allow yachts up the river,

so we need to take a ferry.

So I'm gonna send you to these waterfalls.

- Four of the guests have written, "No onions."

I'm having trouble with this whole "no onion" thing.

- Can we get another one with no onions?

- Got you, you little slut.

- I think that we can send another stew.

- She doesn't need to be coming to me

and telling me where I should send my stews.

Adam, I really can't look after, like, the inside and your food.

- Most can.

- Well, I guess I'm a f---ing bad

chief stew, then, all right?

- Maybe Bugsy should be the chief stew.

- Unbelievable.

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Attention, all crew.

The ferry to Krka will be delayed.

The departure time is now 1:30.

- I've just got spoiling food

in a hot Croatian barge.

So the food needed to be ready 40 minutes ago?

- Yeah, the ferry was supposed to leave at 12:30.

- Hope they don't get sick.

- Are those real goggle-- like, do they--

[people talking and laughing]

- Not much I can do about that, Adam.

You know, they changed things.

- Well, I could have kept it cold

for the last 40 minutes, had you told me.

Hannah's making my job so difficult right now.

It's like she's continuing

this looming ability

to f--- with me and my timing.

- Adam, I really can't look after the inside

and your food, so you're welcome to take the initiative directly.

- It's your job to just let me know that.

- Yeah, but I don't know.

You go and communicate, 'cause I can't do both.

- Most can.

- Well, I guess I'm a f---king bad

chief stew, then, all right?

- Maybe Bugsy should be the chief stew.

That's generally who gets all the sh-- done anyway.

[dramatic music]

- No one ever speaks to me like that.

Ever.

Maybe we should get a chef

that can read f---ing preference sheets.

- The onion thing was kind of a fiasco.

Bugsy's killing it, though.

- This is a really low blow from Adam.

I have to work closely with the both of them,

and I don't want to be caught

in any of their issues.

- Let's do this, guys.

We got to be off the boat.

- Ready? - We're ready!

- Head-butt a tree or two, hey?

- [laughs] - Whoo!

- Let's head on out, guys.

- Anywhere you'd like. - Yay!

- Let's pop the bottles.

- Yes! - Here you are.

- Hey, chasing waterfalls.

- Day two.

- That's some bullsh--.

For Adam to diminish my rank

in front of my second stewardess,

I don't need that.

I have three stripes, and she has two.

And as a chef, you should respect that.

[sighs]

[upbeat music]

- Hey, is there any way we can jump off this bridge?

[laughter]

- I'll just keep your glass full; how about that?

- Oh, no.

White deck shorts down.

- Oh, that was an easy one. Came right out.

- Finally, I got Malia right by my side,

and I've got this kind of--

this burning feeling in me, and I want to pursue it.

- I think we can start going.

- Wes? - Yeah.

- Do you want to come for a walk with me?

- All right. - Let's go.

- Sweet.

- So everybody can start walking with me.

- Let's run.

- Oh, my gosh.

[gasps] Look at that!

- The Krka waterfalls are absolutely breathtaking.

It's not something you'll see in Italy or France.

It's out of a fairy tale, really.

- It's beautiful.

- We're gonna make the buffet on the table.

Right there in the middle.

- Somebody needs to baptize my ass in this water.

- Hey, I'm an ordained guy.

- Put it on the corner here, Lauren,

so it's, like, over this branch.

- I'm so glad you're here.

Hannah wanted to send me to do this by myself.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Trying to find a bottle of Jaeger.

- Mm-hmm.

- Ten bottles of Tito's, ten bottles of Grey Goose,

ten bottles of cab sav.

This was it, wasn't it? - Hi.

- To great decisions.

- Another life experience together.

- Amazing. - Looks good, doesn't it?

- This is just some chicken that we marinated and grilled,

some hummus over here.

- This looks so good.

- Are there any onions in this?

- Not a one.

I've met Kennys before

on these charters.

Kennys are my rival.

Kennys ruin my job.

- The primary said there's chunks of onion in this,

so he doesn't want to eat it.

- No, that's not how it works, Kenny.

You need to be appreciative.

- What we got here? Is that hummus?

- Last night, the head charter guest

was like, "Just no onion."

And so what does Adam put in the sauce? Onions.

The main charter guest, Kenny, sent the meal back,

and he was like, "Okay, Hannah,

yeah, I see what you're doing."

And I was like, "Adam, it's not me sending the food back."

- Yeah. - You know?

"Can you not have attitude?"

And he goes, "You know what?

"Bugsy's actually doing a great job.

I think she should be chief stew."

- Jeez.

So he kind of decided to snap a bit.

- Yeah.

- People are gonna come out of their shells

and show you who they really are,

and Adam, he's turning out to be an ogre on the inside.

- I know why he's getting angry.

It's because he's f---ing up. - Yeah.

- And, like, at the end of the day,

our tip relies a lot on service and food.

- Yeah, 100%.

- Oh, my gosh, it is good.

- I think this is couscous. - What's that?

- Delicious.

- All in all, we did pretty good.

- F---ing winner.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.

- What about on your nipple with the sun around it?

[laughter]

- You guys sneaking off and get in the bushes?

- He just throws himself on it, you know?

- Were you really into her? - Malia?

- Yeah. - No, yeah.

I think she's awesome.

But I'm not the guy that grabs a girl

and just makes out with them

or "Oh, come here; let's go do this."

You know, that's not me.

Yeah, I have a crush on Malia.

But it's like I never get a chance

to have her get to know me,

because Wes is always scheduling them working together.

And then when I'm working,

Adam's pulling her off to go on a walk

to the waterfalls.

- You're going swimming?

- You're going swimming with me.

- I don't have swimming stuff on.

- Here comes Bobby in ten years.

- That's right; just take your clothes off.

- Shot before you swim.

- Oh, they're going to town.

- Oh, yeah.

- That's more like it.

Actually get to see something.

- Yeah, this is cool.

- It's nice to finally get away.

I was starting to think it wasn't gonna happen.

Turn around.

Perfect.

[upbeat music]

- We're gonna go get in the water.

- You enjoying Croatia so far?

- Mm-hmm. - You like your crew?

- Yes, I do.

Wes is very smart.

He's a good teacher.

I like being on the outside.

- I like you being on the outside.

I'd probably be yelling at you

like I yell at Hannah every day.

What's next after you get out of here?

- I've never been to Greece.

I really want to go.

- I've never been to Greece either.

I think that'd be pretty cool.

Where do you want to go? - All over.

- Could you see yourself, you know,

maybe doing this again in the future

on a different boat?

- Yeah, definitely.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

- Maybe on the West Coast?

- Maybe.

- Whoo! - [laughs]

- They can get lost for all I care.

- I'm glad I finally got to spend some time with you.

- Yeah.

- Part of me is still thinking

Wes didn't get this opportunity.

He's back on the boat. And it's hard.

I'm honestly getting to know two very different guys,

and there's something attractive about each of them.

♪ ♪

- How was it?

- Oh, it was so good. - It was good?

- How'd it go? - Good to go.

- Better start packing up.

- Let's go garbage in here.

Put the utensils in there.

- Let's go.

[people cheering]

- Go, Bobby, go!

- To the boat.

♪ ♪

- Guests approaching. - Copy.

[people yelling and whooping]

- Welcome back, everyone. - Hello!

- The Jacuzzi's ready to go. - Awesome.

- What a beautiful day. - Thank you so much.

- That's good. - Oh, that was good.

- Oh, we're gonna need another one of those.

- There's no waters by the bar.

- Okay, Lau, can you send some through to the bar?

- Thank you.

- Wes, I thought you were gonna clean the windows

when we were gone.

- Oh, I decided to take a nap instead, you know?

- Oh, yes. - Oh, it's so warm.

♪ ♪

- I got a spritz and martinis.

- I think, like last time, 8:30-ish, 9:00.

- Uh-huh.

♪ ♪

- Just so you know,

the primary's wife has asked me about dinner.

I said it's probably between 8:30 and 9:00.

- I appreciate the update. Thank you.

Oh, Amber just dislikes mussels.

- You should just make everything what they dislike.

- That's pretty much where I'm at at this point.

- No, I was joking. That was a joke.

- Kenny, he rubbed me the wrong way

the moment he pulled out this whole onion pizzazz.

People that I cook for hire me

because they like my food,

and this redneck's gonna try and pull me through the mud?

Sorry, Charlie.

♪ ♪

- I laughed when he said, "You want a f---in' drink?"

And I said, "Yeah."

- Can't have lentil soup without some onions in it,

so I'm gonna chuck some onions in that soup.

- If it was a different situation...

- Bobby... - You'd be interested.

- Mm...

- And later...

- Right.

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Adam, Adam, Hannah.

- Yeah, go for Adam.

- Have you got the menu ready for me?

- Yeah, it's been down here on the counter for a while.

- I'll come grab it.

♪ ♪

- Adam, I'm just going to go and round up the guests

and get them seated, okay?

- Okay.

- I'm hoping tonight's meal goes without a hitch,

and I don't need to prove myself to anyone.

So, guys, just so you have a heads-up,

we have something planned for tomorrow.

We're gonna do a obstacle course in the morning.

- Is it a competition?

- It's a competition.

We're gonna do crew versus you guys.

- I love obstacle courses. - I can't wait, Hannah.

- Now we're gonna go up for dinner.

- Okay, let's go, folks.

♪ ♪

- [gasps] Look at the table, you guys!

It's beautiful!

- Wow. - [sighs]

- Lauren, Lauren, Hannah.

Do you want to pop up to the pantry

and give me a hand with service, please?

- Yeah.

- Okay, ready to rock and roll?

- Let me just throw some herbs, and you can go.

- Okay. - Got a little smudge.

- Thank you very much.

- This wine is fantastic.

- This is the main course. - [laughs]

- It's got parsley.

- So tonight to start, we've got a fresh lentil soup.

- Lentil. - Lentil.

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

- Yum. - Mmm.

- Good? - Mm-hmm.

- Perfect.

- This is about a three on the spice level.

- Yeah, I was thinking a one or two.

- But what's the spice? - I think I saw an onion.

- Oh, my God. - Onions, hmm.

- An onion. - Is this onion soup?

- You don't have to worry; we told him.

- What's happening? - Just doing a walk-through.

- It was good.

- What was--you know, what's the vibe?

- I don't know. It was fun.

It was nice. It was unexpected.

- He's pretty cool. - Yeah?

- I think Wes and I are just buds, you know?

Yeah.

You know, they're like, "Oh, Malia, we love you."

- Bobby and I are just pals also.

- No, I don't know.

I just feel like if Bobby didn't have history with Lauren,

it might be different.

- Yeah.

- There's no race, Max. - [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Malia, do you want to go for a walk?

- Yeah, sure.

- Hannah's just brought waters and wines, okay?

She'll be done shortly. - Thank you.

- What do you got going on there?

- Garbanzo bean, baby.

Guy loved them so much,

I just had to give it to him again.

Boo-yah! - Boo-yah.

Those lemons look good. Wow.

- These two bum chums are, like, getting along.

Like, get a f---ing room.

- We're good to go. - Catch you guys later.

- Really pretty.

- Oh, this is really cool, though.

- Yeah.

- Mm, best friends.

Knowing that Adam might have feeling for her too

and that I do, at this stage, I've got no idea what to do.

But I've got this feeling

there might be a little bit more to it

than just being friends on a walk.

[laughs]

- Soon as this lamb gets down,

we can start taking those out.

- Yeah. Local vegetables? - Local veg.

Sourced.

- For your main course tonight, you've got a--

- Ooh, what is it? Rack of lamb?

- Rack of lamb. - We're all vegetarians.

[laughter]

- And spice-rubbed salmon and then local vegetables.

- Thank you. - It's brownish.

- The broccoli is delicious. Everything's amazing.

- This is great. - Mm-hmm.

- The broccoli tastes like onions.

- I'm pretty sure there were onions in the soup.

- They are super-duper happy with that.

- Cool. Thanks.

- No one sent a meal back, thank God.

Even though the guests are happy with Adam,

I'm still not.

- We go on vacation, and we get home,

and I'm like, "You don't pick up your f---ing Q-tips?"

[laughter]

- Do you want to talk about the time

you sh-- your pants on a walk with the dog

and had to come home

and I had to clean it in the laundry room?

- And that was my New Year's resolution:

to not sh-- my pants this year, and I've been so good.

[laughter]

- Bobby, Bobby.

Just about everything-- like, Adam and you and her.

- Damn it.

- You said, "Oh, Bobby's not worth it.

He did it with Lauren when we were in New York."

And you know exactly what I'm talking about.

- That's, like, the little bit of a vibe I was getting.

- Yeah. - I could probably win her over.

I don't know if I have a chance with Malia or not

at this point, but I'm still gonna try to get in there.

- I'm coming to the bar. Let's go to the bar.

- Good night, guys. We're going to bed.

[upbeat music]

- Hi. - Hi.

- What time would you like me to go until?

- Just 11:00, thanks.

- What the f--- is this? - It's delicious.

- Don't spill stuff.

- I have to tinkle.

- [laughs]

- See you in the morning.

Good night.

One, two, three.

And a chop. - And a chop.

- Okay.

- Our alarm's going off.

- Oh, your house alarm's going off?

- I was like, "Leave the burglars.

Who cares?"

- [whispering] Oh, my God.

Sh--.

- Oh, my God.

- Um...

- Is he asleep? - Yeah.

- On the toilet? - Yeah.

- Grandpa Greg always takes a nap on the toilet.

- Oh, yeah?

I would love to go, like,

"You're so bad. You passed out on a toilet."

But in some ways, I'm like, "Dude,

we could totally be besties right now."

- [laughs]

- This is just mean.

Now I have to puke.

[laughter]

[toilet flushes]

- I thought I got drunk.

Oh, my God.

- Good night. - Love you.

- Good night, guys. Sleep well.

- So, Adam? - Yeah?

- Kenny's saying there was onions in the soup last night.

- Yeah, I put onions in the soup.

- Do you want me to tell him that he was right?

- You can either tell him and ruin our tip or...

- Well, if anyone's ruining our tip, buddy,

it's you, not me.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Deck crew, we are ready to depart.

♪ ♪

- All right, Captain, we're good to go.

Which line would you like me to drop first?

- The starboard ground line.

I'd like to know distances.

- Another 12 meters and opening on your part quarter.

- Wes, you're doing a great job.

- We are leaving.

- Good morning.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my gosh, GB fell asleep

on this upstairs toilet.

- [laughs]

- Ugh!

- Ppppww!

Are you awake enough for a chitchat?

- Sure. - [laughs]

- I don't want to regret never knowing

that she wanted nothing to do with me

or maybe she did.

Um, I got to say this.

- Okay.

- So Max, he told me last night

that if it was a different situation...

- Bobby... - You'd be interested.

- [chuckles]

Mm, okay.

I said, "I don't know. Maybe."

Like, but I think right away,

knowing that Lauren has history with you...

I don't think that you're a bad guy.

Like, you're my type of guy:

athletic, you're handsome, things like that.

But, like--

- Why can't we just forget about that?

- Growing up with five brothers,

I've always been one of the guys, you know?

Farting contests.

And I didn't get this kind of attention

till, like, college.

I can't lie; it feels good.

But you want to still be friends with these people,

but now you can't, because they think you're pretty.

- Not to be weird.

If I ask you to go somewhere when we're off,

is that out of the question?

- To go hang out as friends

and, like, get to know each other better, yes.

- My chances aren't dead.

I am the kind of guy she's into.

I mean, if that doesn't say you're interested,

then what does?

- Ugh!

- Can you start? - Yeah.

- And I'll put these in here.

- Perfect.

- Good morning.

- Another over medium.

I'm going to bring you up some sauces now

and then some cocktails.

- Thank you, Bugs.

- If we wouldn't have asked for eggs,

we would have just had

the exact same breakfast every morning.

- I know. - Yeah.

- The old fruit and cheese plate.

- Do you mind asking Adam

if he'll make me two eggs over medium?

- I guess our standards,

maybe the bar's been set too high for us.

- Do you mind a little spinach in your omelet?

- No. Is there some in there?

- Yeah, yeah.

- What can I say, you know?

Kissing the chef comes with its perks.

I got some spinach in my omelet.

[laughs] Mmm.

- Well, good morning, everyone.

Welcome to the obstacle course day.

- Whoo! - Yeah!

- I'm feeling quite confident in my team,

so I hope you guys are ready.

- We're ready to kick some ass.

- Oh, yeah? [laughter]

- Right, let's drop port anchor.

- Got it. - Left, left, lefty loosies.

- I got it.

- You know, this is quite normal on boats,

this anchoring thing.

- Just over two shackles, Captain.

- Go ahead and lock it down.

- What's the latest update, Hannah?

- We're just waiting on the boys

to get the stuff in the water

and then gonna do the obstacle course.

- So eat lunch after the obstacle course?

- Yeah.

Nothing's resolved between Adam and I.

If he wants to deal with me,

it's all business,

and if he wants to play nice and cute,

he can go to his friend Bugs.

- Copy that.

- One, two, three.

- Is this all we're wearing?

- Yeah, you have to strategically place it.

- Paddle wars, emergency.

We are ready at the lab.

[laughter]

- Okay, so we know that you guys have us

on youth and athleticism.

- Pretty much every category except for looks.

[laughter]

- If we win, Max has to take his pants off.

- Right, we are not losing this, all right?

We are not losing this.

♪ ♪

- My wolf is hungry. [laughter]

- These guys are animals,

but it doesn't matter;

we are definitely gonna win this.

- On your mark. Get set.

Go!

[people cheering]

- Come on, Bobby! No!

Help him! Help him!

- Go! - Who's next?

- Don't drop it. No!

- Hey, that's not in your mouth! - Move!

- Ugh! Ugh!

I feel like Gumby right now.

- She has to swim around and tag me,

and then I go up to the sundeck.

♪ ♪

- Go, Chad, go! Whoo!

Go, Chad!

Doing great.

[music winds down]

Let's go, Chad!

- Whoo! - Okay, you're in!

- What's happening? - [laughs]

- Four, five. That's five.

Go, Malia, go!

Go, go!

♪ ♪

- She has to get on the paddleboard too.

- It's slippery! [laughter]

- They're cheaters.

Elbows are flying.

They're playing a little dirty, and I'm like, "Yeah."

- Oh, my God.

We're gonna lose this race. We're gonna lose.

- Oh, she's cheating! Cheating, cheating!

She's spitting out! She's spitting out!

[laughter]

- I hate hotdogs.

- Go! Go, buddy, go!

- It's cold.

- Get in the water! - Whoo!

[bell rings]

- That's not fair.

She needed to finish the hotdogs.

Obviously, we end up winning,

but they try to play it off as a "tie."

people: Oh!

- I'll do whatever to, like, make them happy

and make that tip at the end of it.

- It actually was a tie.

♪ ♪

[laughter] - Yes!

- Whoo!

- Beautiful!

- I have prepared some shots for you guys.

- Thank you.

Awesome, awesome, awesome.

Everything's great.

Great job.

- I'm shocked to hear

the f---ing word "onion" come up.

What the f---?

♪ ♪

- It's actually quite nice--

- Sitting on a banana? - Yeah.

- This isn't your first time, is it?

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- Me and Malia walked in

on one of the guests passed out on the toilet,

with his pants down.

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah, he was just having a good old nap in there.

As much as I appreciate good Ralph Lauren underwear...

- Guys, is it already 12:45?

- What's the time? - Yeah.

- Everything was perfect between Hannah and I

up until the day that Adam made the comment

about me being a better chief stewardess.

Don't blame me for something I never did.

I've just got to make some more cocktails.

- I'm pretty sure that f---ing soup last night

had onions in it.

The first day, he put it on the shrimp,

and so I think we made it pretty clear no onions.

- That night, yeah.

- Yeah, like, don't put any onions.

And then the soup last night, I'm pretty sure, had onions.

- Was full of onions, okay.

- Um, just with those potatoes...

- Yeah.

- Can they be thin, crunchy, and round shape?

- No, they can't.

But I can make French fries.

- Just make the round shape.

- What do you mean, round shape?

- Cut them in the shape of, like, crisps.

- So you want chips.

- Yes. - Or do you want French fries?

'Cause initially, you said you wanted French fries.

- I didn't say anything.

- Or should I just make both?

- Nope.

- I'm losing my patience with her.

It'll be about 20 minutes.

I got to heat up the deep fryer.

- Oh, my f---ing God.

- Dude, this guy pisses--

the little captain of this boat,

he pisses me off.

Look at this.

You know what I'm gonna do when I buy a boat?

I'm gonna name it "See You Next Tuesday."

[laughs]

- Hey, Adam.

When Ken was walking on the boat,

he was like, "Everything's perfect

but the onion in the food."

Are you putting onion in their food?

- I love the South African accent.

- I'm gonna go back to the boat.

- So are we having hamburgers?

- No onions.

- Hey, Adam.

When Ken was walking on the boat,

he was like, "Everything's perfect

but the onion in the food."

Are you putting onion in their food?

- I did cook with onion, yeah.

- Okay. They don't want onions.

- The very first-- - Oh, but after that?

- Been taking care of it ever since.

Yeah.

I don't want Sandy to be disappointed in me.

In this moment, I need to do everything I can

to hide the truth.

- Can you cook without onion?

- Yeah, I have. - Oh.

'Cause I didn't-- - It was just the first night.

- People pay top dollar to be on a charter yacht.

They have preference sheets for a reason.

I'm gonna hope that it was a mistake.

- Can't win 'em all.

- We could pull the yoga mat over it...

- Yeah. - Without much drama.

- Yeah, Hannah, I was just telling her

that last night in the soup,

I'm 98% sure there were little onions.

- In the soup last night? - Yeah.

She pointed it out, but I didn't want to upset her.

- I mean, surely, no, he would not do that

after the night before, though.

- Okay.

What the f--- are you doing?

Hey. - Mm-hmm.

- Do you think there was onions in the soup last night?

- Try Adam and ask him.

Maybe there was.

- The onions. - Yeah.

- It literally says, "Anything but onions."

- Shut it. And he's still serving onions to him.

- Yeah. - It is crazy.

Adam's f---- up could cost us a lot of money in the end.

- Yeah. - It's kind of sucky.

- F---, yeah. - It sucks.

- When you come on a boat like this,

food is a memorable thing.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- So, Adam... - Yeah.

- Kenny's saying 98% sure there was onions

in the soup last night.

- Oh, really? - Is he right?

- Yeah, I put onions in the soup.

- Despite what had happened the night before?

- Yeah.

Hannah sees this as a moment

to chuck me under the bus.

You know, she's loving this.

- Why would you do that?

- I grated them up really well, like mashed them.

They were just like pulp, so...

You can't make a nice soup without a little onion flavor.

- Even when the head charter guest

sends the food back twice the night before?

- I thought it was funny.

- The fact that Adam thinks this is funny

is, like, almost psychotic.

Is that ready to go?

I guess you want me to tell him that he was right?

- You can either tell him and ruin our tip or...

- Well, if anyone's ruining our tip, buddy,

it's you, not me.

This is a returning charter guest,

and you're doing this: bang.

Are these ready to go?

- They've been ready. That's why they're siting there.

- Well, I've asked you twice, so...

- No, you've just been standing here bitching.

That's all you've been doing.

- No, I asked you if the f---ing things are ready.

You didn't answer me. - Later, skater.

- F---ing wanker.

Here's a few extras for you.

- Thank you, Hannah.

- The mustard is good.

[dramatic music]

- Can't make these people happy.

- They seem like a pretty happy bunch to me.

- F---ing onions. - F---ing onions.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, it was just that first night.

You know, he really put me off.

I didn't like the way he was speaking to everyone, you know?

- I just give the guests what they ask for

on their preference sheets.

- What's that, a resting bitch face?

- Oh, Adam. What's going on?

- Still talking about these f---ing onions.

- 'Cause it's a f---ing problem, Adam.

If they say something to Hannah,

she's got to bring it back to you.

- All right. I'm sorry.

- The fact that Adam has lied

directly to Sandy's face

makes me sick to my stomach.

- Just don't put any onions in their food.

- Well, that's what I'm saying.

- What a great day.

- I'm gonna do down and start packing up

and getting my stuff situated.

- You guys go take a break.

I'll let you know when to come back.

Okay, Malia, just hit up sun deck

and see what it looks like. - Aye.

- We're gonna get in the hot tub,

'cause we're kind of cold.

- [laughs]

- Did he say how long our break was?

- Wes, Wes. - Malia.

- Bobby knows where he'd like you.

- I feel like I'm strategically getting placed away from her.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's one side of the boat,

and you're the other side of the boat.

- Exactly, every time. - Yeah.

- From the get-go, I wanted to be Wes's right-hand man

and learn from him,

and I'm not even getting any time with my boatswain.

I'll be honest with you.

If I was the f---ing boss and I had a crush on a chick,

I'd be having her work with me every single time.

- Yeah. [knocking at door]

- Copy that.

[light music]

♪ ♪

- Hola. - Hola.

Firstly, I just want to make it clear

that my issue was not with the onions

on the first night.

- Okay.

- My issue is that he went out of his way

to put onions in the food on the second night.

- Why?

- 'Cause he thought it would be funny.

- That's what he said to you? - Yeah.

- That's messing with our tip now.

- I should fire Adam.

The fact that he lied to me,

it's almost, like, psychotic.

- I'm also getting disrespected in front of my stewardesses,

which I'm not going to put up with either.

He told me yesterday,

"Oh, Bugs is doing a better job than you.

She should be chief stewardess."

Last season, Ben went to the captain about me,

which really burnt me.

- She accused me

of not clarifying anything with her.

- This directly affects the guests.

I had no choice but to take it to Sandy.

- Okay.

- Let's see how many people we can fit in a hot tub.

- I'm eating cereal. - Hi, Malia.

Are we into chocolate? - Yeah, I like it.

- It's all yours, girl.

- Go on; get in in your mouth, girl.

- Oh, okay.

- You know, I like to do nice things for girls.

My dad and mom have been married for 40 years, almost.

I've seen romantic acts.

I guess that makes me a bit of a hopeless romantic.

- I feel like we're burning a lot of calories.

- Mm-hmm.

- How did lunch go? - Not good.

- What happened?

- Kenny said to me, "There was onions in that soup last night."

- That's not funny or cool.

- And telling my second stew, she should be chief stew.

What the f--- is that?

If we get a sh-- tip,

I need the rest of the crew to know

he sabotaged us.

And if you f--- with my money, I will f--- with you.

- Yeah, that's bullsh--.

- Okay, you can start pulling up.

- Yeah, you can go up.

- Anchor's in the pocket.

♪ ♪

- A bit of drama with onions.

- No, and Adam put onions in the soup last night.

And then Hannah confronted him about it,

and he was like, "Yeah, I put onions in the soup."

- Dude, like, not cool at all.

This side of Adam is not one

that I thought existed.

- Pretty ballsy. I'm not gonna lie.

- I'm staying out of the galley for sure.

♪ ♪

- All crew, let's get into our whites

for guest departure.

♪ ♪

- Put the drinks down.

It's time to move on to the next adventure.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you. - Oh!

- Thank you so much. [all talking]

- Thank you for everything. - Hannah.

Good seeing you.

Well, Captain, I would like to say

that Wes and his exterior crew, they kicked butt

on the whole charter.

And Miss Hannah, I don't know who packed your patience

for this charter, but you did so awesome.

Lauren, Bugs, you all nailed it.

Um, Adam... - Yes, sir.

- On the inside, you know I don't like onions.

- Yes, sir.

- I felt like we breached that a couple of times.

I think if there's one thing, Captain,

that I would suggest to the crew,

it's--is in the chef area.

I mean, we had the same breakfast every day.

I feel like we wouldn't have had eggs

unless we asked for them.

But inside, Hannah's crew made everyone look good.

- Go. - Thank you.

- So there's the tip. - Thank you very much.

- Yes, thank you.

And we really, really appreciate it.

Bye, guys. all: Bye.

- Thanks, Kenny. Thanks, Amber.

- What are you standing here for?

Let's move.

Meet me in the main salon,

and put your off-charter uniforms on.

♪ ♪

Okay, so this charter,

they were not carried off with a stretcher,

and we didn't have any breakdowns.

But, um... I don't know.

Adam?

Obviously, they weren't very happy.

- I knew it. He's blown it.

Like, f--- you, Adam.

- Adam?

Obviously, they weren't very happy.

[dramatic music]

I'm really f---ing pissed off that Adam lied to me.

- I went ahead and added some onions to his soup

out of spite.

I apologize to everyone.

I could have jeopardized our tip,

and I won't let that happen again.

- Not cool.

Adam, I'm gonna want to meet with you separately.

Anyway...

It's the biggest tip we've had.

It's $20,000.

It's $1,818 per person.

[people cheer]

Max. Thanks, Bobby.

I love your attitude.

- And... - Thanks, Sandy.

- Mm-hmm. All right. Well done, everyone.

- Reality's starting to kick in, you know?

Not to mention I definitely don't want to get fired.

- You're free. - Thanks, Cap.

- Guys, please store your cups away.

Thank you very much.

♪ ♪

- I thought it was just, like, he did onions.

He f---ed up. - Yeah, yeah.

- I didn't know he deliberately f---ing did it.

If I were the captain, gone, later.

- Yup.

- I think I've been the most sober each night.

My turn to be looked after.

- [laughs] - Deal.

I'll say the most sober tonight.

But every time you go inside, you have to pass Adam,

and I don't know what happens there.

But then she comes outside, and--I don't know.

I don't know.

Any day now, Malia.

- [laughs] - Any day now.

- I hope I didn't cause too much trouble.

- Um... - This is it.

I'm out of here.

- So why?

- Um, I felt like the soup needed that flavor.

- Is that the real reason? - Yeah.

- Not because you wanted to-- - God, no.

- Oh, because that's what you said down there.

- No one's going to believe me otherwise, so...

- Oh. - It's soup.

It needed to taste good.

- Uniform. That's not your uniform.

- Okay.

- The next charter... - No trouble.

- I just want to see your very best.

I'm going to keep my eye on you.

I want to fire Adam,

but I can't find a chef midseason in Croatia.

That's it. That's it.

- Yeah, no problem.

♪ ♪

- There's been too much drama, onions, ego.

I just want to go and let loose.

- Well, it is a Friday night.

- It's Friday? - Yeah.

- Oh, sh--.

- How'd I do my hair? - You look good.

- I don't feel like going out.

I've wronged the whole crew by being selfish.

But I need to prove that I'm a member of their team.

- White pants, bro. - White pants.

- Why you have shoes on in the boat again?

- Oh, well, I was trying it on.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Me and Lauren are good.

The one I didn't see coming, though, was Bugs.

It's like things are going really, really well.

But since Adam made that comment,

it's kind of gotten a bit big.

Things have just been a bit uncomfortable with Bugs.

Since the incident, it's just kind of been awkward.

- Look at these, like, old-school balconies.

- Is this where we're eating? I think this is it.

Hi.

♪ ♪

women: Cheers.

[people talking]

- I don't know if I can do this.

- That tastes like Christmas.

- That was an awesome charter.

I liked it. - They were cool.

- Is everyone happy with the tip?

- I'm happy with the tip. - Yeah.

- I actually think they've been

my favorite charter guests so far.

- Yeah, mine too. - Hands down.

- How did you feel about them, Adam?

- Had what I done--

if we didn't actually get a tip because of this,

I would have felt horrible,

so I'm happy to give you my share of the tip.

No, I'm serious.

It's the least I could do, 'cause you know what?

That could have gone so, so wrong.

Please, you guys. - Adam, no.

- No, not accepting this.

- I respect Adam for his apology and offering his tip.

It takes some nerve to admit to your whole crew

that you messed up.

- Bon appétit.

This might show her that maybe

he's not this amazing guy

that she thought at the beginning

and he's actually a bit spiteful,

a bit cunning and sly.

- Cheers. - One more time.

Almost halfway.

- I can't wait till the end, where we all hate each other.

- Almost halfway.

- I can't wait till the end,

where we all hate each other.

- Okay, let's go to the next place.

both: Thank you.

- Right, let's get in here, love.

Cheers, everyone.

- Cheers!

♪ ♪

- She can twist words. She can twist words.

- Right.

- Hannah's giving me the cold shoulder

the entire night.

- She's extremely overfriendly with Lauren.

I could put my finger on it

from the minute we stepped to go out

that Hannah's got something going on, like, with me.

- "Oh, Malia. Oh, my God, it's so heavy."

- Not really feeling it right now.

- I love the South African accent.

- I'm not really sure what's happening

between Malia and Wes at this point.

But I'm just emotionally taxed.

I'm gonna go back to the boat. - Okay.

- You mind letting them all know?

All right.

Thanks. Appreciate that.

We'll see you later.

- Where's Adam?

- Adam went home,

'cause he's not feeling... the vibe.

- Ah! - I was f---ing pissed at him.

- You're paid to cook, so just f---ing cook.

- You also don't f--- with the primary charter guest ever.

- You don't f--- with people's food.

That's sh-- you do at McDonald's.

- And you do your eggs every morning.

- Hey, team, one of our members

is, like, really having a bad night.

- Yeah, he is. - So I'll be right back.

I just feel like if I left in the middle of the night,

all my friends are having fun,

I'd really want a friend there.

- Well, that just killed the vibe.

- Yeah.

If you're running back to save that guy

after what he's done,

I don't want to know you.

That's just nothing I want a part of.

Maybe she just wants the bad guy.

One day, you're gonna turn around

and you're gonna be stuck with a bad guy,

and you're gonna be hating life, and you go,

"Where are the good guys?" They're now taken.

- What are you doing? - Came back to check on you.

- That's really sweet of you.

- Next time on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

- Our next charter

is one of Dallas's most eligible bachelors.

- I think we're gonna have to keep the girls in line

on this trip.

- Finally, there's a hot guy.

- He's the most disgusting out of all of us.

- [laughs]

- Yeah, it's not cool,

and I don't want you to take it personally,

like I'm on sides, because I'm really not.

- Evening, ladies. - Bobby.

- I watched you tie up the boat.

I'm like, "Oh, he can tie me up any day."

- I'm a master of knots.

The cougar wants the cub.

- Our guest wants a seven-course dinner.

There's two people that don't like seafood?

What are you gonna do as an alternative?

Adam's off the boat if he screws up again.

- No pork product.

- You don't want this at all? - No.

- Give me a break.

- I'm finding it very difficult

to keep professional with this charter guest.

- Thanks for all the great service.

- My pleasure. - See you again, all right?

- Usually if I want to kiss a guy, I just kiss a guy.

Jason? You off to bed?

[kissing] - Oh, my God.

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