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[ Woman ] Alan. Alan.

Alan.

Rise and shine, kiddo.

[ Man On Radio ] Down at Zuma you can find four-foot swells in pretty good shape.

But forget about Santa Monica.

[ Sighs ]

[ Groans ]

[ Beeps, Whirs ]

Can't Pop invent something quiet?

Let's just hope he fixed it, honey.

[ Beeps ]

Voil�!

As you ordered, sir-- Over easy.

I'll get you some milk.

I had that dream again last night, Mom.

Oh, Alan, you're reading too many of these things, young man.

That's the problem.

You're right.

It's like something out of my Space Commando comics,

except more real...

like I was there.

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, could I have another egg?

[ Beeps, Whirs ]

[ Beeps ]

[ Squeaking, Warbling ]

I think we have to, Val.

I mean, we just can't wait until the last minute, honey.

It would be too cruel.

All right, I'll tell him tonight.

Hey, Dad!

All right, I'll tell him now.

- I asked for over easy. - Uh-huh.

And look what I got.

Y-- Alan.

[ Sighs ]

Uh, look, uh, Son, do you have a moment?

Sure, Dad. What's up?

Alan, we're moving.

- Moving? - Yes. I have a job opportunity.

Well, but you're a freelance inventor.

Well, yes, of course, I know.

But, uh, this is something I can't pass up.

We can't really talk about it now. You have to go to school.

We'll discuss it later, okay?

We just wanted to prepare you.

[ School Bell Rings ]

[ Chattering ]

So, are we still on for tonight?

- Hi. - Hi.

Sure.

Alan, what's wrong?

Come on. Don't go spacey on me.

I can get that kind of behavior at home.

[ Bell Rings ]

- Karen, we're moving. - Moving? Where? When?

Uh, will you come over tonight?

Sure.

Come on, Alan. You're my best friend.

[ Boy ] Isn't that sweet?

Check out the odd couple.

[ Scoffs ] A couple of lovebirds.

Just ignore them, Alan.

How can you ignore jerks that size?

That's it, Webster.

[ Locker Rattling ]

- All yours, sweetheart. - [ Chuckles ]

[ Knocking ]

Are you okay?

Thirty-five right, 16 left, 24 right.

Well, we always have telephones.

We can call each other any time we want.

It's not the same.

You know it's not the same.

There's summer vacations, student fairs and stuff.

[ Sighs ] Yeah.

Well, did your dad say you where you're moving to?

- No, he didn't. - Aren't you even curious?

Oh, who cares? It's away from you.

This thing is really neat. Too bad it can't be our science project.

[ Buzzing ]

Oh, I should have told you not to turn it on.

It, uh, overloads the circuits.

I'll be right back.

Hey, turn it off so it doesn't happen again.

Okay.

[ Clock Ticking ]

[ Pneumatic Door Opens ]

[ Gasps ]

What's wrong?

I don't know.

[ Mom ] Alan, we're home.

[ Clock Ticking ]

One, two, three.

There's gotta be a way.

Three, one, two.

[ Pneumatic Door Opens ]

[ Beeps ]

[ Door Opens ]

[ Pneumatic Door Opens ]

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

- Good morning, sweetheart. - Hi, Mom.

- Did you sleep well? - Uh-huh.

- So, Dad. - Mm-hmm.

Invent anything... interesting lately?

Well, I can't say that I have, Son.

Not even... what's under the house?

I mean, I always knew you were a good inventor, but not that good.

What the heck is that thing?

[ Chuckles ]

Well, it's--

A space conveyor.

It's true, Alan.

- You built a space-- - Conveyor.

- A space conveyor under our house? - Well, no. I--

No?

Actually, I built the house...

on top of the space conveyor.

I hate to ask this,

but what is a space conveyor?

[ Chuckles ]

It's a device that conveys people through space.

Through space?

[ Dad ] Yes.

Well, how come you never told me about it before?

We weren't permitted to tell you, Son.

So, you see, planet observation is supposedly a lifetime post.

We've been here since you were a baby.

Oh. And then about a week ago, we were told we had to return to Alturus.

- Alturus? - Yes.

Alturus?

Mr. and Mrs. Alien?

And son. [ Chuckles ]

When are we supposed to move?

[ Sighs ] Tonight.

Tonight?

Where is this... place?

It's about 85 billion miles away.

Can't we just move to Cleveland?

Alan, I'm afraid this-- This isn't a joke, Son.

Okay. Sure.

We're going to Alturus.

Would you excuse me, please? I have to go pack my space suit.

- Alan! - Now, Alan, you--

You do understand that nobody else can know about this.

We weren't even supposed to have told you till just before leaving.

- Right. - Right.

Listen, I'm going back to bed so I can wake up.

Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.

Alan. Alan!

[ Alan ] No. Uh-uh.

[ Knocking ]

Son.

There's, uh, something your mother and I'd like you to look at.

[ Chirping ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Stops ]

[ Humming ]

[ Gasps ] I-I know that place.

- I've seen it. - Yes. In your dreams, Alan.

I don't know how you remember it.

You were so young when we left.

- That's Alturus? - Uh-huh.

- [ Beeps ] - [ Knocking ]

[ Vocalizing ]

[ Imitating Ray-Gun ]

[ Dad ] Alan?

- [ Drops Book ] - Here they are, folks.

The Alien family, together again.

Alan, I must say, I think you're taking this rather poorly.

Oh, really? Sorry to disappoint you.

Five minutes ago I was Alan Webster...

from Pacific Palisades, California.

Now I'm a life-form from the planet Alturus.

That's a pretty big change...

for a kid to have to go through, Dad.

Excuse me. I'm late for my last day of school.

?? [ Instruments Tuning ]

[ Sighs ] Alan.

- [ Bell Rings ] - Alan, are you all right?

I've been looking all over for you. Where've you been?

I've been... driving around.

- You wanna go for a ride? - Sure. Let's go.

?? [ Continues ]

[ Woman On Radio ] All right, after that stimulating set,

we're gonna settle in to a mellower groove.

[ Alan ] Karen,

we've been close for a long time, haven't we?

Since first grade.

Shared our biggest secrets with each other.

Believed in each other,

even when nobody else would.

Well, then... I'm an alien.

I knew you wouldn't believe it.

Why should you? I wouldn't believe it either.

Karen, there's a spaceship under our house.

I mean, a space conveyor.

- A space conveyor? - Yes. Yes.

That's what we're leaving in--

to go to Alturus, 85 billion miles away.

Oh, what's the use? I sound like I'm crazy.

- Wait a minute. - Come on. Let's go.

I don't understand.

I believe you.

No. No, you don't.

[ Sighs ]

But thanks for saying so.

I know I'll never see you again.

It's not fair.

It's just not fair.

Your ring.

Can you see it from here?

Mm-hmm. It's just left of Ursa Major, Alan.

Our sun isn't too far away.

And Alturus is the fourth planet from it.

Actually, it's a lot like Earth, you know.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I mean, the people look the same as they do here.

It's just the language that's different.

Different? How different?

[ Speaks Alien Language ]

I'm supposed to learn that? I can't even pass French!

You're gonna be very happy there, sweetheart. I promise you.

Can I watch the World Series there?

No.

Buy a pepperoni pizza there?

I'm afraid not, honey.

Can I see my friends there?

No, Alan.

[ Sighs ]

But you can swim in a golden sea.

And you can watch the setting of two moons.

You can even take your own rocket sled to four different planets.

My own rocket sled?

You wouldn't even let me have a motorcycle here.

[ Chuckles ]

Sweetheart, it's not the end of your life, you know.

It's a whole new beginning.

[ Chirping ]

We're all set.

[ Beeping ]

[ Laughing ]

- [ Mother ] Oh, Alan. - Is this the bus to Alturus?

[ Mother Laughs ]

[ Humming ]

[ Woman Speaking Spanish On P.A. ]

Ladies and gentlemen, we're leaving Earth orbit in three minutes.

[ Speaking French On P.A. ]

[ Speaking Italian On P.A. ]

Who are all these people?

Observers, just like us.

They've been stationed all over the planet.

[ Woman On P.A. ] Ladies and gentlemen,

we're leaving Earth orbit in two minutes.

[ Speaking French On P.A. ]

[ Speaking Italian On P.A. ]

Guess what my parents told me tonight?

[ Chuckles ]

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