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Seriously? Mom, really? I think that's a bit much. You both have your college

careers to focus on, and you've already been spending way too much time

together. Why are you acting like it's the 50s? I'm just taking precautions.

You know, I had you at a very young age, and we both know what the best

prevention is.

I can't even hold my girlfriend?

Not in my house, no.

Well, that's just great.

Much better.

No offense, but fuck your mom.

I know. Fuck my mom. I mean, I know she's just trying to be protective, but

sometimes she's just a little overbearing.

I just think it's messed up that I have to feel like I have to look over my

shoulder all the time. It's just not fair.

Seriously,

what do you want?

Can I speak to you?

Yes, of course. I would love to speak to you. Mom, be nice.

Don't break me.

After you.

I know you think I'm a little strict.

Man, a little strict? I've been dying in there.

Look, I remember how it is to be young and have needs and wants.

Am I right?

Yeah.

I think we can come up with a compromise.

Look, I know you really like Bella, and she really likes you too.

Yeah, I really do.

We aren't, we haven't gotten to that stage yet, if you're wondering.

Well, I'm gonna need you to keep your hands off of my daughter.

Sweet compromise.

And, um...

Put them on me instead.

Miss Adams.

See, I can help you relieve some tension.

Go ahead, give them a squeeze.

Jesus Christ.

This is the best case scenario for everyone.

I can help you forget about my daughter.

I understand.

Good.

Glad you see things my way.

I am getting a closer look.

She likes you so much.

No, she wants to get some stain remover I I was gay were having a snack while we

were talking and then I still saying my shirt So she's going to help me out. So

she should be back any time.

I'm gonna miss the end of the movie Oh, no, I'll be right there. It shouldn't

take any longer than like two minutes Okay.

Well at least you're hearing her out

Not until you fucking come on my face.

Ricky, I can't believe this.

It was her idea.

Oh.

Don't worry. She'll come around. I promise. She always does.

But, um, you'll come around tomorrow regardless, right?

I, uh... Yes? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.