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Come on, come on, go, go, go!

Watch the game, Dad?

Yeah, baby, come on, sit down.

That was a good game, too.

It's the playoffs.

They're all kicking ass.

It's a good game.

They... Oh, shit.

They're way back... Oh, come on, you could have caught that ball.

What the heck?

Melvin, you should have seen the last... What?

Why didn't you just call me?

Uh, Melanie.

No, you just called me Melvin.

I didn't call you Melvin.

Dad, I'm not a boy.

Why do you always treat me like I'm a boy?

Honey, I know you're not a boy.

It doesn't seem that way.

I'm sorry.

I mean, I know we watch football together, but, I mean, come on.

Come on, it's a good game. Watch the game. All right.

The flag? Flag for what?

Pass interference.

What the heck, man? That was pass interference? Really?

I don't think so. I don't think so either.

Whatever.

I wouldn't want to have to referee one of those games. No, not at all.

All right, they can pick it up. They can pick it up. Come on, guys. You gotta

snap it before it goes off. Come on.

Oh, there he goes.

End of the quarter.

Oh, shit. Okay.

Guess we gotta wait some more. Yeah.

So, are you sure you didn't want a boy?

No, honey. No, no, never. No, I'm so glad you're here.

It doesn't seem that way.

Sometimes you know you treat me like a boy.

No, no.

Actually, though, we do need to go change a little in the car when we get

done with the game, all right?

Okay. We've got a few things we've got to do. All right.

But I'm definitely not a boy dad.

No. I'm so tired of you calling me Melvin.

My name's Melanie. I never called you Melvin.

I'm definitely a girl. I mean, hello.

Oh, my goodness. You are definitely a girl.

Where did you get those, by the way?

I've had them for a while.

No. Yeah.

I don't remember seeing those before.

You haven't really looked. I mean, we do a lot of, you know, father-son type

things, not father-daughter. Well, it's father-child.

Well, you don't really have a child, but father.

It's not son.

It's, you're my daughter. I know.

Okay, but there's lots of girly things I like to do, too.

Girly things? Yeah.

Like what? I don't know.

Fuck and suck and, I don't know, all that fun stuff.

Go shopping.

You don't. No.

No, you don't do that, do you? No.

Of course I do.

My little girl?

Of course. Well, not so little.

Here, Daddy, let me show you.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Unless you want to watch the game.

No.

No, no, no, no.

Oh.

I didn't realize how pretty you were.

I know you're good looking.

I didn't realize how beautiful you were.

Oh, baby.

So soft.

Oh,

you

are all girl.

oh baby oh where'd you learn how to do that

There's a lot more to you than I realized.

Oh, honey.

Oh, babe.

Oh, you almost got on.

Oh, oh.

Oh, and a magnificent girl there.

Oh, baby, you look absolutely astounding.

I had no idea what I was doing.

Oh, no.

I have no idea how much girl you were.

I will never let that happen again, honey.

Never.

I'm just watching my band band.

Oh, the band. Come on, come on. Sit. They're playing. Come on. Come on.

How did I get into that field position?

We missed a bunch.

We did.

That was worth it.