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Hey there.

Hey. What you got to eat?

Oh, I found this recipe on TikTok, and I'm hoping I don't poison you all.

I'm pretty sure it's delicious.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

Have you noticed your father and Rissa acting very strange around each other?

Like they know each other?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

A hundred percent.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I've been doing some investigating.

Has Rissa ever mentioned volunteering to get hours?

I don't even know what that means.

Hours for what?

How could you not know what that means?

She wants to be a psychologist, right?

Yeah. I mean, that's what she went to school for.

Alright, so grad students can volunteer for functions and conventions and then

they get credit for school.

Okay, so what are you trying to say?

I don't know yet.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Rissa, how could you do something like that?

I'm not proud of it, okay?

Me and Van just got together. I didn't know things were going to get serious.

But they did.

How are you going to live with this secret for your entire life?

Exactly.

I don't know if I can.

Mmm. This is delicious.

TikTok didn't do you wrong.

Thank you. Thank you. No, TikTok did not, but maybe something else did.

Huh?

Honey, do you remember that conference you did and we spoke last year?

I mean, I speak at a lot of conferences, babe. Which one? It was the end of last

year, the very last one, and I think it was in Las Vegas.

Henderson.

Yes, okay, Henderson.

And I think at that one they assigned you an assistant?

I think so.

It's hard to keep track of other things.

Oh, interesting.

Did you also know that there are conference pictures up on the university

Facebook page?

And so?

Well. I saw some pictures of you out there, and you look good. Let me show

you.

I saved these so I could.

All right. Well, here you are up on the podium, your new suit.

So handsome.

So good.

And then right here, you're here with all your well-wishers. They're all

around you. You're just smiling from ear to ear, and I'll tell you what a good

job you did.

Good. Great.

But then this one right here really caught my eye.

So you've got this big smile, and you can barely see this young woman right

here. She's also got a smile.

Let me blow it up for you.

Right there. Do you see that?

It's interesting because this young lady looks a lot like Rissa.

Uh-huh.

And not only that, the added bonus, right down here at the very, very bottom

where they tag it, Rissa.

They tagged her.

Wait, wait.

You two are at the same conference together?

Why wouldn't you say something if you knew who my dad was?

Those are really good questions, Van.

Honey, do you want to answer those for us?

If you two had already met, why wouldn't you just... Look, Van, I'm

sorry, okay? I was going to tell you, I swear.

I want some more soup.

Honey?

Damn.

How did I get so lucky?

Well, let's see.

Your dad cheated on me with your fiance.

Oh, yeah, you're right.

I almost forgot.

I still don't understand how you figured it out the way you did.

No, just a little instinct and intuition.

I think that your dad probably had done that several other times, but it doesn't

matter because my divorce is final tomorrow.

Well, I guess you won't be my stepmom anymore.

Bummer.

You realize that...

Just because the Internet says it, not every person hooks up with their

stepmom.

Maybe we can do it one more time before the ink dries.

We should do that.

I can't hold on to that.

Yeah. Yeah.

Go in there.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's it.

Oh, God.

Oh, that's amazing.

Like that pussy.

Sweet.

Oh my god.

mm-hmm

Fuck.

Mm.

Oh yeah.

Ugh.

Yeah.