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["Turkey in the Straw" plays
nearby]
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Ice cream.
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Ice cream, Mom... can I?
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Sure.
Ice cream!
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Don't you need money?
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I need money!
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Thank you. Don't run!
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Okay!
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[exhales]
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Shelly, you want ice cream?
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MISSY:
Ice cream!
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All right.
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Here you go.
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And no runnin'.
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In these loafers? Not a chance.
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I was jokin'.
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Okay.
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ADULT SHELDON:
It was turning out to be
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the perfect Saturday.
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The ice cream man
had extra napkins.
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I had tons of homework.
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And I was about to enjoy
an orange sherbet Push-Up,
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which was the only
kind of Push-Up
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I could actually finish.
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Then it all came crashing down.
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[crash]
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[ice cream splats]
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There's no telling
who could buy that house!
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What if they have dogs?
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What if they have birds?
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What if they have both
and the birds
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learned to bark like dogs?
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Sheldon, you're gettin' yourself
all worked up.
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For good reason... that house
issix feet away from my bedroom
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window... who knows what kind
of smells could jump the gap?
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Uh, cigarette smoke,
a scented candle, a durian?
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What's a durian?
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A vile-smelling fruit
of the genus Durio.
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When did you smell that?
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I haven't, and I'd like
to keep it that way.
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It might be nice.
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It might be a family
with kids your age.
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I already live with a kid
my age... not a fan!
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[slurps]
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
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Season 03 Episode 19
ETitle: "A House for Sale
and Serious Woman Stuff"
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[knocking]
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Aired on: April 02, 2020
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What's up?
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Can I talk to you about
serious woman stuff?
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Of course.
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Is this a...
iced tea conversation
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or a hot tea conversation?
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Definitely hot.
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Uh-oh.
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So what's goin' on?
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[sighs]
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I think I have a boyfriend.
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Wow.
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But you cannot tell Mom.
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Oh, of course... I love not
telling your mother stuff.
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So what-what-what's his name?
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Marcus Adam Larson,
he's 11 and a half,
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he has blond hair,
his favorite color's green
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and he's learning
how to skateboard,
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but he's not very good yet.
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Okay, well,
I have to ask, now...
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at your age, having a boyfriend,
what does that mean?
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Do you, uh... go out on dates?
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No.
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Um... well, d-do you hold hands?
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I wish, but no.
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So how do you know
he's your boyfriend?
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Because this happened.
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Wow.
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I didn't realize
you had documentation.
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I know.
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Something suspicious
is happening next door.
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Like what?
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Groups of strangers
keep coming and going.
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They must be using
the house to sell drugs.
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No one's selling drugs,
they'rejust havin' an open house.
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What's that?
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They open up the house
so people interested
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in buyin' it can take a look.
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That explains why 911
hung up on me.
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ADULT SHELDON: I had no choice
but to determine
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if any of these
prospective home buyers
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would be suitable neighbors.
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This shifty fellow?
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He looks like trouble.
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That woman and
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whatever dark secret is hiding
in her bag?
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Probably a machete.
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Oh, this lady seems promising.
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[faint crying]
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[baby crying]
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Not on my watch.
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MAN: Please look around.
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If you have any questions,
I'll be right here.
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Excuse me, is there someone
in charge here?
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That would be me.
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Mr. Lundy?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm the realtor.
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But you're a teacher
and an actor.
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And while those both
pay so well,
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I like to do this
on the weekends for fun.
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[chuckles]
Why are you here?
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I live next door
and I'm concerned
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about who the new neighbor
might be.
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Don't you worry, I will
personally make sure that
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your new neighbor is whoever
forks over the most money.
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Thank you.
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Wait.
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So if you want to
be his girlfriend
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and he wants to be
your boyfriend,
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what's the problem?
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He also plays baseball,
and this weekend...
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I have to pitch against him.
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Yeah, so?
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So if I strike him out,
he mightget mad and break up with me.
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Well, why would he do that?
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I've struck out a bunch of boys.
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They all get real mad.
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You're gonna pitch bad
to him on purpose?
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I was thinkin' about it.
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That is not
what you are gonna do.
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You are gonna do your best,
and if you strike him out,
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he will respect you for it.
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I don't know.
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When I struck out Brian Morgan,
he cried.
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Now everyone calls him
Cryin' Brian.[chuckles]
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That's pretty funny.
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Thanks, I started it.
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[doorbell rings]
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Mr. Lundy?
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Come in.
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What brings you here?
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I'm the listing agent
on the house next door.
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But I thought you were
a teacher and a...
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And an actor, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You've got to get your son
out of my open house.
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Why, what's he doin'?
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Well...
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♪ This is my house...
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I noticed there's
hair on your coat.
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Clearly yours is falling out,
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but do you also have pets?
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♪ Get out there,
that is my house... ♪
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I detect a hint of garlic.
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Do you enjoy
cooking stinky foods
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or are you afraid of vampires?
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♪ You got to,
you got to, you got to... ♪
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Is there any chance
you're just fat?
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[♪♪]
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Oh, dear, I'll go get him.
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Thank you.
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Kind of a dump.
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But I could sell it.
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♪ Get out, hey.
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Why are you reading
about property code?
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The house next door
to mine is for sale,
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and I'm looking for ways
to control who moves in there.
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When my family moved to Texas,
they burned our fishing boat.
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Tam, we're talking about
my problems right now.
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We usually are.
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Ooh, listen to this:
"A seller
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"or seller's agent
must disclose if a homicide
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has occurred on the property."
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Why is that helpful?
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That could scare off
any unwanted buyers.
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Hasthere ever been
a murder next door?
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I sure hope so.
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Hello, Officer Robin.
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This is Sheldon Cooper.
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What's wrong, Sheldon?
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I was wondering
if anyone was murdered
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in the house next door to mine.
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You mean murdered today?
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No, ever, but today
would work, too.
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It'll take me a while to check.
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That's fine, I can hold.
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Tell Mr. Givens I may be
a little late to class.
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It's a police matter.
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Sheldon's gonna be late.
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Well, all right!
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- It's a police ma...
- Don't care.
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Yes, I'm still here.
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Sorry, no murders.
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Just one death from
natural causes in
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1948.
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How can we be sure
it wasn't foul play?
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The man was 96 years old,
Sheldon.
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That's a lot of years
to make enemies.
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Bye.
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[line clicks, dial tone sounds]
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MEEMAW:
So,
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you playin' the
Tigers on Saturday?
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Should be an easy win.
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Their best player's
parentsare getting a divorce.
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He's pretty distracted.
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Well, there's
a lucky break.
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I just hope it dragsout through playoffs.
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So how you feel about
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not pitchin' Missy?
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Why would I do that?
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Well, she's growin' up
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and she's going through
some new stuff...
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Oh, I don't want to hear
about that.
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No, no, no, she's...
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She's got a crush on a
boy on the other team,
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and she's worried that
if she strikes him out,
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that it will embarrass him.
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Well, that's too bad,
she's our pitcher.
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She's gonna do her job.
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Well, she's also an 11-year-old
girl with big feelings.
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And I'm a cranky old man
with no feelings.
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Well, I've always thought that
underneath that tough exterior,
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there was a shred
of compassion.
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Yeah, I know what
you're doing.
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What am I doing?
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You're using your femininewiles
to get your way.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Smart and handsome.
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You forgot tall.
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Don't say that.
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Never... say that.
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Goonies...
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never say die.
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Well done.
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Very moving.
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And speaking of moving,
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if any of your parents are in
the market for a two-bedroom,
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two-bath ranch-style
with a updated kitchen,
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have them give me a call.
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[school bell rings]
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All right, very good.
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How about next week we try
somemonologues from actual theater?
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Just a thought.
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Mr. Lundy.
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Oh, what now?
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What happened with
the open house
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after you had me kicked out?
Were there any potential buyers?
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And if so, can I have
their names so I can run
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a background check
with my friends in blue?
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[chuckles] Sheldon,
if you think you're gonna
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stop me from selling
this house, you're wrong.
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Oh, am I?
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They tried to stop me
from staging The Crucible
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on roller skates.
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A lot of understudies
went on that day...
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but so did the show.
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You do not want me as an enemy.
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Or as a friend, sibling
or student, I've been told.
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All right, look,
if it's so important to you,
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why don't you just go out
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and find a buyer
that you'd be happy with?
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So if I find someone
I deem acceptable,
264
00:09:55,436 --> 00:09:57,441
you'd sell them the house?
265
00:09:57,919 --> 00:10:00,661
If the bank approves,
so do I.
266
00:10:00,981 --> 00:10:02,664
Excellent.
267
00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:04,912
I wonder if Stephen
Hawking would like Texas.
268
00:10:04,997 --> 00:10:06,146
It's very flat.
269
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:09,123
Oh, I can't afford a house,
270
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,170
but I'm flattered
you'd want me next door.
271
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,064
Of course I would. You
don't have enough friends
272
00:10:13,148 --> 00:10:14,426
to throw a party.
273
00:10:15,622 --> 00:10:17,374
Yeah, well...
274
00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,855
Neither-neither do you!
275
00:10:19,939 --> 00:10:22,597
[chuckles]: So, you think after
seeing you every day at school,
276
00:10:22,681 --> 00:10:26,060
I'd want to go home,
look out my window
277
00:10:26,145 --> 00:10:28,733
and see-see more of you?
278
00:10:28,817 --> 00:10:32,177
Yes. Hey, maybe we could ride
to school together.
279
00:10:32,262 --> 00:10:33,732
We could play car games.
280
00:10:33,817 --> 00:10:35,740
[laughing]:
Stop, you're killing me.
281
00:10:35,824 --> 00:10:38,743
I'm sorry, why would I want
to live next door to you?
282
00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:40,050
Ask Mr. Givens.
283
00:10:40,135 --> 00:10:42,050
Apparently, I'm hilarious.
284
00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:45,059
That's sweet of
you for asking,
285
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,176
but I'd rather
286
00:10:46,261 --> 00:10:48,489
stick my finger in
a pencil sharpener
287
00:10:48,618 --> 00:10:50,228
and crank away.
288
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,058
I would love to, Sheldon,
289
00:10:53,143 --> 00:10:54,800
but there's a district rule
290
00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:57,456
that says a principal can't
live next door to a student.
291
00:10:57,728 --> 00:10:58,997
That makes sense.
292
00:10:59,082 --> 00:11:01,301
- Does it?
- Good.
293
00:11:05,084 --> 00:11:06,661
Hey. Robin says the house
294
00:11:06,746 --> 00:11:07,986
next door to y'all is for sale.
295
00:11:08,088 --> 00:11:09,919
Oh, yeah, it is.
296
00:11:10,465 --> 00:11:11,730
Is it nice?
297
00:11:12,075 --> 00:11:14,700
Uh... nice enough.
298
00:11:14,785 --> 00:11:16,247
Why? Are you thinking
about moving?
299
00:11:16,332 --> 00:11:18,947
I wasn't, but Robin's not
crazy about living in a house
300
00:11:19,032 --> 00:11:20,601
I shared with my ex-wife.
301
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,270
That's understandable.
302
00:11:22,355 --> 00:11:24,490
I want her to be happy.
'Cause I love her.
303
00:11:24,575 --> 00:11:26,580
Not just 'cause she's a
cop with a gun. [chuckles]
304
00:11:26,665 --> 00:11:28,231
But that's part of it. Well,
305
00:11:28,316 --> 00:11:31,169
I'm sure there are lots
of wonderful houses out there.
306
00:11:31,489 --> 00:11:33,407
I'd be happy to help you look.
307
00:11:34,262 --> 00:11:36,551
Do you not want us to look
at the one next to you?
308
00:11:36,712 --> 00:11:38,809
Oh, no, of course not.
309
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,044
You should absolutely
look at it.
310
00:11:41,215 --> 00:11:43,220
As well as other houses.
311
00:11:44,106 --> 00:11:47,028
I have to say, this isn't
the reaction I was expecting.
312
00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:50,162
No, it isthe reaction
you were expecting.
313
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:54,428
[chuckles]: Excited that my
bossmight live next door to me.
314
00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:56,106
Yay!
315
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,512
Well, my boss
lives everywhere,
316
00:11:58,629 --> 00:12:00,715
and you don't see me
getting weird about it.
317
00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:08,028
And then after you buythe house,
you rent it out
318
00:12:08,113 --> 00:12:09,638
to people who are
preapproved by me.
319
00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:10,921
I can't afford a second house.
320
00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:14,115
Georgie, you make as much money as Dad.
Why don't you buy it?
321
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,075
He does not make as
much money as me.
322
00:12:16,159 --> 00:12:18,164
No. But I don't have
to spend mine
323
00:12:18,248 --> 00:12:20,079
on stupid stuff
like food and kids.
324
00:12:20,163 --> 00:12:21,689
Mary, where's dinner?
325
00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:23,700
So, is that a yes
to buying the house?
326
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,301
Sorry. When I move out,
it ain't gonna be 20 feet away,
327
00:12:26,386 --> 00:12:28,130
and it's gotto have a hot tub.
328
00:12:28,298 --> 00:12:29,519
MARY:
Sheldon, you need
329
00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:31,505
to stop involving
yourself in this.
330
00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:32,831
You upset Mr. Lundy,
331
00:12:32,915 --> 00:12:35,094
and you were rude to the
people at the open house.
332
00:12:35,178 --> 00:12:37,200
And he was bugging his
teachers at school all day.
333
00:12:37,285 --> 00:12:39,140
But Mr. Lundy said
I could help him.
334
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,442
I don't care.
335
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,272
Even Pastor Jeff is talking
about buying that house now.
336
00:12:43,357 --> 00:12:44,666
That could work out.
337
00:12:44,751 --> 00:12:47,496
His wife's a police officer,
so built-in security.
338
00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:49,717
And whenever I have
a theological zinger,
339
00:12:49,801 --> 00:12:51,327
I can call it right
over the fence.
340
00:12:51,794 --> 00:12:53,852
You want your boss
living next door?
341
00:12:53,936 --> 00:12:55,465
Not exactly.
342
00:12:55,622 --> 00:12:57,108
You don't have to worry
about your boss.
343
00:12:57,192 --> 00:12:58,731
There's a district rule
that says
344
00:12:58,816 --> 00:13:01,012
that Principal Petersen
cannot live next door to me.
345
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,085
That sounds made-up.
346
00:13:03,294 --> 00:13:05,051
A principal who tells lies.
347
00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,185
What are we gonna do
with this one?
348
00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:14,497
Here's the payroll checks.
349
00:13:14,652 --> 00:13:16,395
- Thank you.
- If you need anything else,
350
00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:19,225
I'll be in my office,
which is next door.
351
00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:22,007
Sorry it's so close.[sighs]
352
00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:26,406
Lord, I am trying my best.
353
00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:28,583
Please help me
with this situation.
354
00:13:28,927 --> 00:13:30,606
Amen.
355
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:37,013
I meant fix him, not me.
356
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,681
SHELDON: Excuse me,
357
00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:42,988
Mr. Lundy. I'm afraid
I have some bad news.
358
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,946
Oh. What's going on?
359
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:48,460
My mother has forbidden me
from helping you sell the house.
360
00:13:50,436 --> 00:13:51,832
That...
361
00:13:52,192 --> 00:13:54,739
is beyond bad news.
362
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,794
I don't think
I can do this alone.
363
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,492
I'm sorry. It's not me.
364
00:13:59,784 --> 00:14:01,636
No, I know it's not.
365
00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:06,519
Just enjoyed being in
the trenches with you.
366
00:14:06,621 --> 00:14:07,918
As did I.
367
00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:10,066
All right, Sheldon, I...
368
00:14:10,996 --> 00:14:13,018
I guess I'll see
you in the halls.
369
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,930
Again, I'm sorry.
370
00:14:15,732 --> 00:14:17,175
Me, too.
371
00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:23,535
And scene.
372
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:43,004
Hey, uh, Cooper,
373
00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:45,246
you know,
I think I'm gonnahave you sit this one out
374
00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:46,771
and let Powell pitch.
375
00:14:47,293 --> 00:14:49,054
Really? Yeah.
376
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,926
Kind of like to save your
armfor the playoffs, okay?
377
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:53,394
Okay.
378
00:14:53,637 --> 00:14:55,642
Do you want to save my arm, too?
379
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:56,993
No.
380
00:14:57,078 --> 00:14:58,517
How about my legs?
381
00:14:58,602 --> 00:15:01,869
You know, Billy,
you never failto brighten my day.
382
00:15:02,107 --> 00:15:03,590
Cool.
383
00:15:03,949 --> 00:15:06,027
Pastor Jeff, you got a second?
384
00:15:06,111 --> 00:15:07,285
Of course.
385
00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:09,552
I might've called
before dropping in,
386
00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:11,638
but that's just how
I was raised.
387
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,863
I owe you an apology.
388
00:15:16,441 --> 00:15:18,207
I was worried about us
389
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,557
working together
390
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:21,886
and then living
next door to each other,
391
00:15:21,998 --> 00:15:25,918
but I like you
and Robin very much,
392
00:15:26,003 --> 00:15:28,527
and if you want
to look into that house,
393
00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:32,011
we would be lucky
to have you as neighbors.
394
00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:36,049
Thank you.
That's nice to hear.
395
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,543
I mean it.
396
00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:39,364
Good, 'cause Robin already
looked at it, loved it,
397
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:42,105
put up police tape so no one
else could get in. [chuckling]
398
00:15:43,595 --> 00:15:45,336
Okay.
399
00:15:46,256 --> 00:15:47,371
Ball four.
400
00:15:47,456 --> 00:15:49,121
Oh, damn it.[cheering and applause]
401
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,298
We're gonna lose.
402
00:15:59,382 --> 00:16:00,566
Oh, we're gonna be fine.
403
00:16:00,651 --> 00:16:02,000
Powell's got this.
404
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,657
I'll strike Marcus out.
405
00:16:04,742 --> 00:16:06,266
Put me in.
406
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,407
Time!
407
00:16:09,492 --> 00:16:10,730
Time!
408
00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:12,472
I thought Marcus
was your boyfriend.
409
00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:14,519
Meemaw told you?
410
00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:17,393
She's my girlfriend.
You know, we talk about stuff.
411
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,931
So, all that about saving my
armfor playoffs wasn't true?
412
00:16:21,016 --> 00:16:22,194
I was just being nice.
413
00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:23,550
Since when are you nice?
414
00:16:23,639 --> 00:16:25,004
Well, don't get used to it.
415
00:16:25,354 --> 00:16:27,573
Just go strike out
your boyfriend.
416
00:16:28,643 --> 00:16:30,144
Player change!
417
00:16:30,228 --> 00:16:32,316
[claps]Come on, Cooper.
418
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,544
Good job.
419
00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:36,385
Kind of.
420
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,613
Strike one!
421
00:16:46,698 --> 00:16:48,442
Yes! Two more, Coop!
422
00:16:48,561 --> 00:16:50,043
Two more! Come on.
423
00:16:50,548 --> 00:16:52,269
I thought
we were saving her arm.
424
00:16:52,354 --> 00:16:55,096
Not now, Billy.Okay.
425
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,794
[cheering
and indistinct shouting]
426
00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:03,006
[groaning]
427
00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:04,008
Foul ball!
428
00:17:04,093 --> 00:17:05,116
Yeah, okay!
429
00:17:05,201 --> 00:17:06,379
You got this![sighs]
430
00:17:06,642 --> 00:17:08,006
- UMPIRE: Strike two.
- DALE: Hang in there!
431
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:09,921
No coddle. Come on, Coop.
432
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:11,678
Bear down.
433
00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:25,339
Strike three! Yeah!
434
00:17:25,424 --> 00:17:26,907
UMPIRE: You're out! That's my girl!
435
00:17:26,991 --> 00:17:28,514
Yeah!
436
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:36,186
Good job! Way to go!
437
00:17:36,435 --> 00:17:38,686
[chuckling
and indistinct chatter]
438
00:17:39,787 --> 00:17:41,270
We won!
439
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,733
ALL:
Good game. Good game.
440
00:17:42,818 --> 00:17:44,023
Good game. Good game.
441
00:17:44,108 --> 00:17:45,268
Good game. Good game. Good game.
442
00:17:45,352 --> 00:17:47,389
Good game. Good game. Good game.
443
00:17:53,371 --> 00:17:54,947
Good game.
444
00:17:56,288 --> 00:17:57,812
Good game.
445
00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:06,028
["New Sensation"
by INXS playing]
446
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,807
Where the hell is she going?
447
00:18:09,892 --> 00:18:11,941
♪ Live, baby, live...
448
00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:13,880
Missy! Where you going?
449
00:18:14,346 --> 00:18:17,689
♪ I got a new sensation
450
00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:22,150
♪ Well, so impossible
to refuse ♪
451
00:18:22,307 --> 00:18:23,743
[door opens]
452
00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,092
He held my hand!
453
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,445
High five!
Don't touch it!
454
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,939
♪ A new sensation.
455
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:37,903
We've got some
exciting news.
456
00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:39,689
They accepted our offer
on the house!
457
00:18:39,774 --> 00:18:41,028
We're gonna
be neighbors.
458
00:18:41,113 --> 00:18:42,900
- [Robin laughs]
- That's wonderful.
459
00:18:42,984 --> 00:18:45,106
Come in, come in.
460
00:18:45,465 --> 00:18:46,864
- [door closes]
- What's going on?
461
00:18:46,949 --> 00:18:48,824
It looks like
Pastor Jeff and Robin
462
00:18:48,909 --> 00:18:50,348
are gonna move in next door.
463
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,872
And that's not the only news.
464
00:18:51,957 --> 00:18:53,067
We're expecting.
465
00:18:53,152 --> 00:18:54,169
- [laughs]
- Oh!
466
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:55,943
What a beautiful
blessing!
467
00:18:56,028 --> 00:18:59,205
Aw.Hey, Sheldon, maybe someday
you can babysit for us.
468
00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:04,679
- [baby crying]
- ♪ Rock-a-bye, baby.
469
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:09,911
- Where you going?
- To apply for college.
470
00:19:10,195 --> 00:19:11,971
When he sees the baby,
he'll come around.
471
00:19:12,165 --> 00:19:13,525
SHELDON:
No, I won't.
472
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,573
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