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MILITARY HOSPITAL

- Captain! Ring twice! - Immediately!

I told you to call twice.

- What is this trumpet? - I have blocked it with tar.

- Blow, I to broach. - If May blow over, I broach it.

God!

And the large, I knew you must do an additional medical examinations.

A little patience, civilian doctor is busy.

Well, wait in the corridor.

- Sea and the! - And you have to pass medical examination?

I came to make two cappuccino and they put me in the car breathing test.

- Can my family ad? - Welcome! Go!

- Have a formidable chest. - And I must say that your ..

- Get up and dress up, please! - Do not want to see and nothing else?

- No need. Thank you! - You're sure?

- Are very secure. - Funny!

Too bad, you're the type of woman who him and happy to be transferred.

Do not be discouraged! Calling me over 12 months!

12 months? What I will do this time?

- Military service. - You are the army?

Exactly!

Excuse me! I already came to practice 17 times.

- See! Flat feet, 80% hearing loss. - How?

- Deafness. Complete lack of teeth. - I have risen again.

Disfunc�ii renal respiratory blockage. Mom ... !

What more are in life?

- I did some stuff ... - Yes ... ?

- Do not worry! - No?

I'll give treatment you will heal completely.

- What kind of treatment? - 12 months of military life!

How? The file is full medical certificates, tests, x-rays ...

I'll give you some advice. You should destroy them, Yet very compromi��toare.

May missing something in the file. I am a sex maniac.

- R. Gerolamo! - Present!

This court finds you guilty you mar�ial� aggression and sexual violence

against these three women here present and who made the complaint.

You said something?

- Sing! - I am innocent, Mr. General!

- It's innocent. Have you heard? - Let's listen to the injured party!

- Oticani Giuseppe! - I am! Why?

Keep your Declaration the indictment file?

- What does that say? - Povesti�i as happened.

Me and my friends we were returning the job. I took a shortcut.

We've put after some bosche�i to make a little water.

I never saw that on this the asshole He started screaming and jumped on us.

I have not even had time let us cover flioasca.

Please, lady, try not using colorful language, not umfla�i ...

No, that's a bloated me. Still hurts when I climb jackass.

Mazzatosta Armida!

- Get up! - And you Keep your Declaration?

Why r�de�i? Answer!

Can not respond! It moves deaf!

- It moves deaf? " How to question? - I'll ask you!

He ... !

- Mr Major! Let the record! - What to write?

- I am a doctor Eva Marini! - Hello! Wait, you have called!

Thank you!

This is the psychiatric report.

Dear yard! This poor young man, this bastard is completely impotent.

- Who? - Shut up!

Impoten�� generally impoten�� chronic ... Look at, is dead ... !

Impoten�� erectile ... I do not know if I was quite explicit.

How can this miserable this �mpu�it, to rape three women?

In all three the same time. I want to know, Tell me you!

- You must let me know! - How to know me?

- Ask him how he did! - Well, did it!

Could not make a mechanical reasons.

- I want to be paid for. - Bravo!

Shut up!

And we asked for a medical examination. Marini doctor to come!

Hello!

Stay good! You must cover the Miss, otherwise you lose.

Jesus!

This is the official medical expertise.

Excuse me, there was a putea�i do little more brief? "

If we examine a person's cells female

see that the 23rd pair of chromosomes, one that determines sex

is composed of two X, ie, two female chromosomes.

On a man, you must be an X chromosome female and a Y chromosome, male.

Summation of their product a perfect male.

I Malforma�ia discovered the accused,

has a genetic cause has been discovered only a few years.

He also has a chromosome. A Y male.

He is the one that creates imbalance.

He is the one that damages physical qualities

especially those of the individual's mental who is bearer of the genetic error.

Hence, more aggressive than normal sexuality exasperating, even perverse.

Behavior can become a killer.

Well gentlemen, this man has a Y in addition.

- I oppose? - Shut up, asshole!

How can you believe that a conviction can change the structure of cells

which are responsible of behavior?

Gentlemen! Honorable court!

If this man is found guilty, should not be punished.

Bravo!

Court held that the defendant may not be sent to a military prison,

but will be hospitalized for whole life in a mental hospital.

Bravo! Congratulations!

You understand well! It is a survey of Italian soldier's sexual behavior.

Of course, I decided to you Your �ncredin�ez this mission.

- Tell what? - I have left open-mouthed!

And your report today left me agape.

Imagine trying to pilot a plane Hunting with an extra Y chromosome.

If one day such an individual enters on a nudist beach, what happens?

- I prefer not to think about. - If you do, accep�i?

A survey of entire Italian army?

Not only in a unit, just to send a report to the ministry.

A small unit and I'll you insulated where researches could unfolded quietly.

- I accept! But I want a degree! - Well, a degree! What is a degree?

I am a woman, I can not get my nose sex lives of soldiers.

If I have an official function ...

Well, you get a degree. I do not know how, but you will have.

Excuse me!

Lady!

- I can do something for you? - No thank you! You have done enough.

I want to kiss your hair your black ...

Your lips and your eyes harsh ...

End with hair that, I will throw in pigs.

Why, Carmelo? What have I done?

What are you doing? Must arrive by train, and you stand naked in windows to see you all.

I washed my hair must be dry.

- Get dressed and sit in. Bitch! - Why talk like that?

- Faster, we notice. - To hurry!

Hey, and boss! He left the train? I came to get some one officer.

- Not even arrived. - You see?

- If not, Colonel ... - I know!

- I want to kiss your hair your ... - His wife is here ...

- Damn! What pieces! - Which tool is ...

Prepare your exit, follow the tunnel after sit.

- Get your hands out! - Lady!

Excuse me, Miss! What have I done? Why you gave me a slap?

Nor did I not given a slap. To learn hands-�ii your home.

Since I left I wanted to get my hands ...

I had mood to mug him priest.

Touch them! They are beautiful? I could be a movie actress?

Yes! You could be the wife of King Kong!

- You want to eat your ���ele. - Please, no!

If I do not have breasts, my husband becomes suspicious. Look good?

Bring table Get on it! Come quickly. Grabe and get it!

Let Zaire, climb up on the table!

Come meet them!

- What girl! - Where?

Look good? Are like those in movies?

Gr�bi�i sure if my husband comes and I was and I like that, becomes suspicious.

- This is your bike, Mr Pagnotta. - Hey, Carmelo! How are you?

- How do you travel? - You look good, you weaker. Ciao!

You face swollen today, Zaire. What happened, any tooth hurts?

God ... ! As I stood ... !

Come, Bonita! Do you see, feti�o ... !

Dance, dance!

Are born to dance ....

What virtuous dancer ...

He and the Ground, dance! One, two, three, four ...

- Sir! - Who is?

Sergeant Bardelli, Colonel. We must raise the flag.

- I will when I feel like it. Okay? - Yes, Colonel!

Get behind the front. Before and March!

Hear! Can not play man andaluzian style moment.

Jesus! We must raise the flag!

Let your cock rise, sergeant!

Faster! Place your line!

Company! Warning!

What shoes is ... !

- Colonel! - What?

- Shoes! - I have.

There are those regulations.

- Jesus! Soldiers ordered to return. - Right, Colonel.

Company! Left about face!

- Tr�mbi�eaz�! - One, Two, Three ... Go!

- I have to sit like that, Colonel? - Come back, fool!

Yes, sir!

Your turn! Rupe�i ranks!

- Sergeant, who is this woman? - Lt. doctor Marini. I have a letter for you

- Is something wrong? - No, sir al. This year they are fashionable.

Your doctor immediately introduced to the captain!

I brought Captain.

- What are you? - I have hemorrhoids, Captain.

- Let's see. Open your mouth! - What does your mouth? Are below.

Mouth n�t�r�ule. Of piles of Because chewing. Open your mouth!

I knew it! -Gonna have to pull three teeth. Sit down!

Sit! Calm down!

- Mr. captain, I'm not missing teeth. - I agree if you miss. Believe me!

Do not be afraid, is a professional captain. Well, I pulled out 40 teeth.

- Syringe for anesthesia? - No anesthesia. CLE and tele number three.

Without anesthesia, CLE, and tele number three.

CLE know where?

What beautiful face and bottom.

- Cle and television! - We are an extraction of, not a birth.

- Number 3. - Understood the number 3.

Here it is!

Opener.

He and a. .. ! Do not move.

You have to have your mouth open.

- Help me! - Yes, yes.

- Captain! - Lt. doctor Marini.

- You received the letter from the ministry? - Do not worry.

- I will show you our clinic immediately. - Thanks!

- I leave it? - Do not hurt him, is under anesthesia.

Join! This is a beauty for prospective patients.

As you see, not missing anything. It is a perfect hospital.

Please go to my luggage in my flat, sergeant.

- For housing? - Yes!

You get everything you need. To write and those of the ministry.

- Can I go, Captain? - Captain, get them and do the dressing and a sample.

- Yes, sir! - I did surgery.

- Here you can work? - Certainly, miss.

We have everything you need.

There that I made a correction.

Have a duct malforma�ie urethral and pee on her shoes.

How disgusting! FA dish it!

- All right? - It's not too bad.

Now wet your face when you pee.

Damn .... !

- Do you really think that's lieutenant? - That is an ugly door.

You saw what he did against the colonel?

What? For me, Is that a motherfucker.

What motherfucker? That is more obsessed than us.

- Try to disguise everything. - Yes, a masked motherfucker.

I, a motherfucker? Colonel Fiaschetta? The bottom of hell which they say ...

A to see it ...

Faster, guys. Astupa�i hole, cabinet and place well.

Now ask your mirror. Move sure how many! He and the!

But this mirror, is transparent.

Tonight you have a show especially given the undersigned.

There is something special, but a woman like you, needs a mirror.

- Thanks! Can you go, sergeant. - Mr Lt. ...

- Quiet, undress. - Now start the show.

- Warning at hand! - You �nghesui�i!

- What is happening here? - Mrs. Lieutenant undress.

See ...

Do not make noise!

What my eyes see ...

Quiet ...

What ���e ...

- Shit! Colonel! - To leave quickly.

May I know what you doing? Not allowed exit at night. We do report for indiscipline ...

That's my mirror with two faces.

What Lieutenant ... What beauty! What ���e beautiful ... !

What sexy ass ... ! To hell with that light ... !

- Sentinel! Alarm! - I am alarmed!

- Give me the detonator! - Here.

- Are you sure that works? - When you hit the heels ... Boom ... !

- I hope not kill him. - We'll immediately to the bathroom.

Here it is!

You do boots? Tonight is the fence.

- Yes, sir, Sergeant! - Yes!

- Now shine well. Tomorrow you are pedepsi�i. - Yes, sir, Sergeant!

Thank you, Mr. Sergeant!

Let's go!

First ...

Is this is the second.

It stands as his job here ...

- Pull it right, if not you, and realize. - Yes, yes!

- Where do we relate? - High voltage.

- The guy can not! That is mine! - No, no!

- E 11, there 's sleepwalker! - Not �ipa. You're awake. It's dangerous.

Quiet!

Colonel ... ! Damn, what happens?

- Colonel ... - Belly, my belly ...

- You want, Colonel? - Yes, I need ... !

In here, you go to the toilet.

Thanks, Sarge! Do not forget Your gesture ever.

In the end.

You killed the colonel!

Dead soul ...

- Colonel ... - Fuck you!

World are dead. Ring bell for dead ...

- It's not dead. - It was discharged on the ground.

He did walk?

No, the current was discharged on the ground. Looks like his butt is a negative.

- Do you understand? - No!

- I swear, it's your explain anything! - Shut up!

- Come guys, the fan bagaboanta. - Where is it?

Come to us ...

- Not �ipa ... ! - What's the big idea?

That is due to which Doctor I got in the Army. What are you doing here?

- I drove all night just to get here. - I know, but one thing to make me trouble.

- Let us not think about it. - Yes, and the e. ..

- We have what you think. Not you? - Yes!

Everything is fine. I'll remove your left eye and let the law.

- What do I do with just one eye? - Do not talk nonsense.

Can not you see that you squint? View all confusing. You're bad with two eyes.

I'll tell your own good. Do you eye out left, I'll give one the right ...

the way you do not see anything and will be a wolf dog.

- I like being wolf dog ... ! - Are you satisfied?

- To do a little preparation. - What's this?

- A injec�ie. - Where?

Here, come and that time.

- One to hurt? - I can do it with eyes inch i.

Hold it! Let's take a sterile dressing ...

They are and they have personal which must be completed.

Sit without worries. Now captain busy. As soon as finished, give them.

Captain said that my eye out. Italy live ... !

- How could you take it in the Army? - It was good when he came here.

It became like that of the captain her tonsils removed.

Hello! What nice surprises! It is a pleasure to see.

I can do something for you?

I saw a girl entering the clinic. Working here?

- No! She is the sister ... - Sister?

Yes, the sister of a soldier who are hospitalized.

- Has a contagious disease? - There is a little bit stressed.

- I have to, and is ... - Welcome!

Must give the report of Colonel. See you later.

See you later! What pieces ... !

- What? - We're going to do tests?

Of course!

Your presence here may become a destabilizing for the whole garrison.

My job is to handle your

I thought that the best is to locui�i here.

Here? I do not see how it would be possible.

- Now, Colonel. - Leave beetle to come.

- Come here! - Hello, Mr. General!

Hello, Mr Pagnotta. It is lt. Eva Marini doctor.

- We know your fear, do you? - Yes!

I have too much time to disposition. Must do wall from here to here and from there to here.

- Do you understand? - Yes! Want it built or plastered?

Can you do it as your desires, do not worry!

Sergeant I'll bring everything you need and mirror to remain in the same place.

Ms. LT. must look in the mirror, and now at work.

Let's go! Open the door, motherfucker!

- Let's see! - Are you really a priest?

Yes, but you must know to do it all. My parish is poor, Miss.

That put it here, that there, and these take them home because I hate.

- Are you really doctor? - Yes!

Why not come to see them on my kids you come through town?

- Why? Have Children? - 38.

We care for 38 poor children who need a good doctor that your

- Length, 12. - 12.

Circumference, 8.

- Weight? " - Put it on the scales!

Weight 30 without auxiliary. Next!

- Length, 22. Let's see ... - 22.

Circumference, 2. Weight 20 grams.

- What is there, a spaghetti? - Next!

- Length, 15. - Length, 15.

Circumference ...

- Circumference ... - Circumference?

I can have a rubber, Captain. Does spiral.

Put it aside, with this we open bottles.

To come next. Length ...

Length? What?

This one has a child as one year.

- How? You? - No, no! He and the!

I weigh?

No! Take him to the operating room. We have to make a small incision.

Next!

Ciao!

Hello!

Can I come?

Are lt. Marini doctor. Open Immediately! Did you hear?

I want to do a check. Where ...

- There you are!? - Who, me?

- Yes. - You must be at the recruitment center.

Are very weak. They sent me here told me that the air is good.

- I see that you are well arranged. - Have insisted more ...

Even the honorable ... Sorry, you must take my pill.

Always feel that they and the. That's what I do well.

- You get the whiskey? - Yes, here is water and power.

- He has you and treat you with girls? - Girls?

I understand! She was my sister, sometimes come here to raise my spirits.

Listen! Regulation not refers to nervous exhaustion.

Either you recover in three days rest or go to a psychiatric hospital. Clear?

Should not you mind that you is less nice.

I want to be nice, not your sister.

Wait!

- Please, Lieutenant! - Thanks!

- Can I buy you a drink? - Thanks! I have something to do!

See you later.

- What piece ... ! - It makes me jump buttons ... !

I just unlucky, even worse.

- Stops you! - Why, soldiers are not allowed to drink?

- Water is purgative. - All those who drink their tummy.

English looks like salt. Beth you one?

- When we have something to drink ... - Then what happens?

Stay to the bathroom all day.

I said do not breathe. Do not breathe!

Open your mouth! Today I have a Mandarin.

There! Bravo!

What's your nose! Sounds like a railway bridge. Someday I'm gonna cut it.

- Reverend! - Hello, Miss!

How are you? What a pleasure to see you.

- Do not bother? - Finish with boys and coming.

Excuse me a little. Must finish with him. This ...

- Where do you put Mandarin? - I ate it without want.

Do you want without having to give a slap. Apple and tangerine you've eaten, tomorrow brings a coconut.

Come along tomorrow with children. Pleca�i Now!

Do not remove soap the face, is expensive.

- I like some children. - You and your hairdresser?

Need to manage by ourselves. Please, miss!

- Help you? - No, thanks!

- Then help me. - Yes, of course!

Haide�i children! Ar�ta�i saluting her as Miss!

- Hello! - Hello!

Are full of sores. Children who eat knew?

All I can chew. Old shoes, corner potatoes, fodder beet, ��n�ari and bite you.

- And you get home? - Violence in Bath.

Are from poor families. Have not seen that the city are young? I'm just old.

- He and the is. Why? - Young people are less and cavities, 15, 30.

Crimes, contraventions. Had to manage to bring home a slice of bread.

Poor children! Have observed if you have digestive problems?

Do not worry, Miss. These children may digest everything. You know the Holy Friday procession?

You know the whip with which Jesus was mistreated? They ate everything.

Whip, Pilate sandals, candles. Everything! You can not leave a candle, because it gets eaten.

Candles are sweet and they eat them.

- Can I look at them a little? - Please!

Not that! Bite! Yesterday me bite the hand as well.

To call on Ninuzzo! Ninuzzo! Come!

Ninuzzo is the most civilized.

- Ninuzzo Tell me, how does it feel? - Like others. Shit!

- That is? - Yes! Let's go! No one sees us.

- Let's go! - Do not make noise.

Fuck! Sounds good ...

- Has spots? - Has a birth defect.

That's why they call it "Leopard."

What the hell have you done? You blow your nose?

I guess it's hard as marble.

- I'm going. - Where you going?

Come here. Where you going? No!

Run! There is not even vaccinated.

- Let's run! - Grab and get it!

- That's crazy. - Yes! He stayed three years at the hospice.

- And thou hast brought to her. - I did I tell you to jump on it?

- We should make a plan. - I do not know if you can find a plan for that.

Caren�e have protein, vitamins. These children are anemic.

It's just like that bad?

No! Bring them to drive tomorrow. I wish to do blood tests.

Hopefully it is not of advanced anemia.

What advanced anemia? Children eat and swallow.

Welcome! Tomorrow you expect unit.

Partridges!

Listen to me! Take a look at me! If you find that you have eaten partridge

and not me know, you put the black post a week. You understand?

Mary, get off the pasta!

Fuck you, Mary!

- Hey, you two! - Ordona�i, Colonel.

- Where is the newspaper kiosk and cultures? - There is no newspaper kiosk and c.

- Maybe you'll find something to brandish red. " - Who's waving red '?

Is a lady who sells newspapers. See those window? Must cioc�ni�i.

- Okay, I understand! - Hello, Colonel!

Must be about beauty.

Butterfly and Mrs.!

- Lady butterfly and! - What?

- Butterfly and ... ! You're waving and Mrs.? - Yes!

- I would like some newspapers, please! - These are.

How much organization! If we were at a carnival.

Is this you have, that does not interest me ...

- I care not find anything. - Search something for men alone?

Yes, yes! Something for men alone.

- For that I am. - You? Lady!

Go after the corner. Open the door and walked in.

He and we have only the two of us. We're gonna be together still and know ...

- November 2? - Yes!

Fuck you .... !

- This time you will enjoy a large and ripe fruit. - Are you sure that is there?

- It's there. Who can take? - Let's go quickly.

S even better ... ? That right there?

- Hammers e. That fish and a Call! - Yes!

- And waved! - What do you want? Newspapers or ... ?

- Or what? - We want "or"!

It is a door after corner. You just have a push.

To see someone not see you. Here the world gossip and you quickly about a good girl.

- I like it! - You go first.

- Stop! Let's go together. - Do not push me.

- Do not push me! Slow down! - Move it!

First, ask your money in the next box My poor photography Peppino.

- Who was Peppino? - My husband.

- Is he dead? - Yes!

- How he died Peppino? - I crushed me while I slept.

Poor Peppino ... !

Turn your photo's Peppino. It has always been jealous.

Sorry, Peppe!

- Let's go! Now what? - Place me comfortable!

To a so ez�m convenient!

God!

- To drag her hands. - Easy! I miss kidney.

- I will push back one. - Yeah, like that! Bravo!

Slowly, my heart weak.

- Mom! That has weakened and bottom. - Sorry!

I can not have one and c.

- Help! - Are hard?

- Hey, guys! Come quickly! - Boys, boys!

Come! That is stifling here.

- Her up! - Yes, pull!

I said it a lift!

- Excuse me, micu�ule! - Get up, I did myself.

Excuse me, micu�ule! Are hard?

Give us wine!

- What have the first course? - Pasta and beans.

We brought bread. I will bring and beans.

Two servings of pasta and a bean.

How many times to say that I do not want your I see on the tables Gesuina soldiers?

It's a lot of work, helped me and soldiers are boys working.

It's a woman who can fall in lust desires, of those must stay here.

- Nebunaticilor! - Have a drink.

What path your friend came under a truck?

- Was better. He came in and waved! - That's all I can do for customers.

Who? Gesuina? The girl?

- Yeah, he and iron bed. - Why is the bottom of iron?

- Her father forced to wear iron chilo�i. - Chilo�i iron?

It's a little bit crazy, and Calogero and closed in a safe which was important.

- Gesuina! - What is it? "

- What do you want? - Come here!

Try! See what is there?

I'll be damned! That is one tank bottom.

Put not your hand, if you see Dad, you shot that.

Why should we shoot you? We are not interested in you, Gesuina. Give us wine!

Look who's talking!

- Gesuina! - Yes, Dad!

If you talk anymore with soldiers, I'll break bones.

Yes, Dad!

- See this? What's this? - Key to chilo�i.

One day, I have a throw. There will be not even go to the toilet.

- Now bring wine! Move it! - I'm going ...

My lover ...

My lover ...

It's beautiful ...

- It's beautiful ... - Gesuina! Bring wine!?

Grabe and you yourself, Gesuina! Your father will be upset.

Wine, wine! Bitch ... !

Damn! She came here to do an investigation.

The hypothesis put forward show that military life reduced sexual activity of men.

Causes tension that can lead to devia�ii and perversions.

I understand. Doctor ...

- What are you doing here? - I expected the doctor.

- I need a painkiller. - Your resting time is not good enough?

Issues of conscience which not let you sleep at night?

I have many problems, but not you can understand.

Why? I understood immediately your problems.

Are you a woman. You can not understand problems of a man who

the unexpected is thrown into a barracks.

- We need a psychiatrist. - Do you have sexual problems?

- No, no! Of sexually, I .... - See, you say it right now.

- I mean, dreams. - Dream! What kind of dreams do you have?

Dream girls dancing belly naked.

I do not see anything strange in this.

You are here dreaming of military undress and make my proposals obscene.

- Interesting! - Interesting? Nauseate me.

For this reason, I wake up and vomit.

Seem natural for me to dream Every night soldiers?

- Hello, Mr Pagnotta! - How are you?

- Welcome! How are you? - Hey, kids!

Be still, I will welcome.

This is wine for the job, Don Pagnotta.

- How many degrees is the wine this? - As usual, 12 degrees.

It is a little bit weak. I drink it myself. For Jesus to be a wine harder.

At 16 degrees you have down there. Give it to me, Calogero!

Thank you, Lord!

That is good for jobs sung. Have you prepared anything for kids?

Yes! As usual, dry bread.

Children need and something fresh. Vitamins, protein. Can I take this?

Wonderful! I have to put something in, I said to sfin�ii.

- Want some scraps? - I'll put the pipe and is more palatable.

Children should eat well because sores on their face.

- Hi! All it cost 2000 pounds. - Yes!

- Why only � 2000? - Because tomorrow I'll gonna make a beautiful job.

A job? " I've said it once!

I brought! This is for you and that for you.

Now talk!

- Do you have money to spend? - Do not worry!

You Two and countries?

- If you see it on Teresina ... ! - Teresina? How?

- A beauty! - A rose of May.

- It made him mad men! - Virgin ....

- But first you have to talk with and on television. - Where do I find?

- At the pub. - What is called?

- Crispino! - Go to the pub and ask Crispino.

You should ask him where bitch of Teresina.

- There is a little excessive? - No!

That is the watchword, if not, that gets angry.

I'm going to the pub and I'm looking on Crispino I say: "Where is the bitch of Teresina?"

I trust you. Goodbye!

Colonel! "Where is the bitch of Teresina?"

Stop crying! Must know the whole village ... ?

- Peace be with you! - Don Pagnotta!

Who?

A job for the soul Teresina.

Crispino! I can not do job Teresina whole life for the soul.

I was still alive and is not a holy that it is Milena, and make the bitch.

Not slut. For me died as a saint.

For you is dead, and for me is a slut.

- You're always thinking about her? - All the time. I got the head.

- Look! - It's nice!

- Kissing picture! - No, thanks!

- Kiss her! - Sem�na�i!

- I changed your son to move to the zoo? - Yes!

You will say mass for Teresina soul?

Yes! I have to do the job for alleys soul ... Goodbye!

- Now go! Ciao! - Go and Do the job!

You would get the death ... !

What I do, Teresina? I think about you all day ...

Why not go back, my Teresina?

- Search for someone, Colonel? - No, no! Why?

Do not look for anybody. What is Crispino?

At the mustache, there. Ala solid.

- That without a jacket? - Yes!

Thank you, Don Calogero!

Colonel Fiaschetta! For God do not cry!

Stop crying! Fortune knocks at your door.

I want to ask something simple, Crispino.

What are daft! Was to forget the watchword.

Where is the bitch of Teresina?

Take it from me!

With this compression you will feel divine hand.

Jokes that are ten years. You have to understand the Crispino.

Confound him the poor Crispino! I feel that you break and head.

Now odihni�i sure! This compression your pain will pass.

- Where are you going? Cavino, Calbuzzo ... ! - Calogero!

Turn this lamp. I can not support not even a lamp on ...

No, you Tell? That's not a lamp, is the outlet tube.

Long ago that a first as a wedding gift.

Look at! Is done manually. What masterful! Look at the handle! You like it?

- It's beautiful! - You are a gift.

- Thanks! What uses? - What uses?

Was placed under blanket married young.

If any shoot a wind one was here.

All come in. That was put out. All exit it here, gas and odor.

There was not out for trouble new married intimacy.

- You understand? - I understand nothing.

It takes a practical example.

- Have you heard? - What was that a gun?

Noise, but not smell! Smell?

- Virtually no smell. - Smell out.

Help! Die because smell it!

I hear voices ... ! I feel bad ... !

- Sentinel! Alarm! - I am alarmed!

Who's the idiot who instead put toilet paper abrasive paper?

Hello!

- Captain! - Ordona�i!

- I need to do further analysis. - This time you have to measure?

Blood samples, etc. ...

I have to go. Captain saluting him.

- Excuse me! Capretti Soldier! - The first door on the right.

- Thanks! - You're welcome!

- Excuse me, miss! - If you come to Capretti, is there.

Capretti balance? I came for Colonel Fiaschetta.

- Excuse me! The colonel is there. - Thanks!

Before and March!

I'm an admiral's niece, daughter of General. Why not be the mother of a General?

- Yes, mother! - Yes, my ass!

At your age, you're still a colonel. Shame!

- If not me, you were still a corporal. - A's and the mother.

No one says, "Yes, mother!"

You're beautiful when you're nervous.

You know I had to bother them all importance of army men?

In all the heads of the Ministry, ob�ii help you at that.

Barracks that lacked the importance will be the nerve of some big maneuvers.

Will be the central contact all units of the Italian army.

- If you defeat the Italian army ... - Yes!

Much of the credit will be yours.

Enough to make some and mecherii, and will be promoted to general.

- I see that it turns you on! - Yes, yes!

General Fiaschetta my son

Already you see the decora�iile chest, as a general.

- I like decora�iile chest ... !? - Yes, yes!

- Where do you put them? - Here!

Swine!

It's true, Mom! I'm a pig. Yes, Mom! A pig!

Come here, r�sf��atu 'lu' mama! Why are only women think about?

Mom, you see a ass woman get sick.

Shut Purcelu and ule!

He and all of you know that your mother here you supervise and protect you.

- From this mother sees everything you do. Understand? - Yes, Mom!

You must see your business. Help me get off!

Yes, Mom! Come into my arm!

- Now I gotta go. - Forever!

- Shut up, asshole! - Do not you get it death!

My presence is needed in Rome Besides those who command.

- See you soon! - Later, Mom!

Take you later! You put blood, young people knew?

- I finished! This is the last. - I hope you put in tubes.

To finish soon I put in a large glass.

Daft as usual. Now you must keep it in tubes and to write name and surname.

That he and liquid Samantha.

- What? - Write on The appliance.

What have you?

Now you feel better, do you? Can you go.

What are you talking about? " What fluid for Samantha?

- Seminal fluid. - What is it?

Sperm. Now you understand?

And that you must extract it with a syringe?

- What syringe? " There is a faster system. - What?

We understand? Join in the toilet, Fill your concentration and tube well.

Do not forget! Who stands with empty tube receives ten days of arrest.

Do not forget! I'm counting on you!

- That 's give him a funnel. - Yes, sir!

What I do, Captain? I am in plaster.

Of course! This has required one hand.

It will help him. Know how the self-service. Congratulations!

This is the last.

These do not eat. The doctor is good, but and angry.

- Excuse me! Here is the output? - No! Here is the only entry.

Sorry!

Excuse me! Where is the exit?

- There, my girl! - Thanks!

- Excuse me! Be right back. - Go quiet, Miss!

Do not touch anything, kids!

Color is good!

What sucks!

- Hello, Mr Pagnotta! - Hello, Chero!

- Need something? - Children need to do analysis.

- Blood? - No, that did it.

I do not know exactly will do another analysis.

Welcome! These are tubes.

Come and Take tubes all with me to the bathroom.

- I understand! To pee? - No! For nonsense.

- Captain! How many children you are in the family? - Seven! Me and six sisters.

Send your sisters do it!

- Let's go, kids! - He and the E!

What's numerous family! How many sisters do you have?

Welcome! I see that you are very beautiful and very intelligent.

There are sisters, are old knowledge.

I think you're exhausted nervous. After much work, every day a sister ...

Here is a load of mistakes! Tell better, a different figure every day.

- What does this mean? - Since when are there, fail ...

Try, but fail!

Perhaps because of the smell of barracks, oppressive military life ...

S�racele girls! Come here to help me.

Talk, but when I try to ez embrace, I feel like vomit.

- Talk seriously? - Please, Miss! Give me a treatment!

- I could to give you some painkillers. - What are soothing? We need incentives!

When I have visited the first time, I did an effort to not jump on you.

But now I look ... but has no effect.

- What does to me? - You're my kind of woman.

Two beautiful legs, a chest ... Two lips that never tire of and kissing them.

Of course, talking about the past. Now look, but felt no emo�ie.

- Can I say? - Say!

I wonder now if to try to embrace and ez,

to and feel something or I would come to puke?

It is better to not countries are! I will study your case.

Please make it a faster. Dreams are terrorized by soldiers dezbr�ca�i.

- I'm afraid of starting to like. - Hopefully not too late.

- Sentinel! Alarm! - I am alarmed!

Incoming!

Who put the toilet wasps?

Help! Ass hurts!

Mom! Mom!

Mom? Mom?

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Mother ... !

Mom, I do something the overall function!

I wanted to become a gynecologist You always put your hand there!

Thou hast made to follow military careers. Do not watch women do not get my hands on women.

But I, I look at women, my hands ... And sometimes ... ! You understand?

Now you look ugly to me? I'm tired, I do not want to get general.

I do not try to impose your will. I will not do just as the poor father did.

Mom! Mom!

Dad! Dad!

Ouch! God!

- A and shows it! - What are you doing here, Lieutenant?

- I heard you sleep miserably. - I have a strong migraine.

- A and to, cover me! Feet, no! - How?

Feet should be treated that some legs. Thank you!

- I'm going to bring a calming. - Yes, thank you!

These crises of sleepwalking ...

Need to hide it. You must put somewhere ...

I came. We found what you needed.

Swallow this pill!

- Now you need a good sleep. - Thanks!

- Good night, lieutenant! - I'll stay with you until you fall asleep.

- Do not go? - No! Much less.

Please go! Here is a heavy air. Do this for me!

What difficult time! What pain!

- Here is a dog. - No, no! I am! Listen!

Always, after a crisis of somnabulism begin to bark and then feel better.

Good night, Colonel! See you tomorrow!

Good night, lieutenant! Now I cry a little lonely ...

Goddamn dog ... !

These are foods that we've promised. Do not forget vitamins for children.

How many have made! Thank you from the heart, Miss!

Can do so even which demonstrates the humanity.

- If you do not feel offended, and we brought i. .. - What are A knew? Money?

- Not insista�i! - I have to accept!

- Please, no insista�i! - I have to accept!

- If insista�i ... Thank you! - You can buy copies as I could not bring.

- Goodbye! - Bye, Miss! Turn you soon!

Have you seen Our Father! Forgive me, never I did not believe in divine providen�a.

I always got from people lip and the bottom legs.

This time we received food.

The children will do well. Contain vitamins, proteins.

These are all really good and for anemia ...

Fertilizer and children will die of the ...

These are pills. Leave them to eat children!

- Don Pagnotta! - Who?

- I Pepitto! - Excuse me, Jesus! Just when we were talking and we ...

See you later. What? Come!

I brought the fabric to make me a suit.

Put yourself there to take your measures.

Leave hands down! Be good! Do not breathe!

- Want to have double chest? - How do you want! I do not want to spend more.

Okay, I'll make a single chest. Without buttons.

- I do because I swell Low waist. - Now I had deflated.

Quiet! Not again! Wearing woolen sweater?

- Yes! - Gonna make it wider, as the French.

Here we expand slightly. To bring you a�a. I only wire here.

Eventually I'll make your costume short sleeves only is summer.

Give me your hand!

How do your think? Okay?

I want to be little more scur�i pants. Always pee on her shoes.

- You mean the man and ETA. - Yes, �ndoi�i.

Look like that!

What I'm telling ...

What are you doing? Now drink beer?

- You understand you have to do? " - I'm embarrassed to make motherfucker '.

Shut up! Go!

Ciao, Gianluca! Was a great afternoon.

When can we see and tomorrow, stud. Ciao!

My lady ...

- Who is the young man just to exit it? - A soldier brother Capretti.

At my signal, pull a��. You must move your booth. You understand?

It will annoy.

It's like an animal.

Earthquake felt far. Imagine if your feel it will close.

You have to pull a��. I go back and make noise, and she believes it's an earthquake.

- It will huff and to the summit. - No! It tray and you walk like animals.

It tray and you, undress ... Search men.

Calogero saw everything. He said that is a sexy video.

A movie better than the movie.

- At my signal, move your barracks. - Okay, I understand. Move c barracks.

Earthquake ... !

I want men! Men ... !

- You see? S ready to attack. - You're sure?

- Yes! Your name! - Me?

- Listen! Say! Men ... ! - Talk to me?

- Yes! - Get off me!

- What are you doing? - Why are you interested? "

Calma�i-you, ma'am!

No! Pants, no! I chilo�ii g�uri�i.

Fuck! Fuck that Leopard.

Let's go there and to punish them!

Take your fucking pro and Communities! And you!

- Go! - Fuck you! And you!

Pleca�i in your village to f. ... Wait for me and me!

And I can!

You saw the sons of bitch?

You are son of bitch, and I'm a fool that I take after you. Was to lose my head.

What are you? Go to Calogero, drink within a few hours I'll be passing everything.

- Then go to ... - Shit!

Dad! Dad!

- You see? Sounds alive! - He left orphans.

Calogero! Congratulations!

Look what I path!

You have nothing. When I go into the kitchen, l' Prepare a compress-vegetal and all your passes.

Gotta keep your eyes on the dead!

Mother ... !

Who?

Mom!

- Toreggio! - Dad!

- What is that crap? - What are you Toreggio?

Every time I ciug b�ga�i the basket, May go to hell!

- Me? - Yes, you!

- Can I burn? - Please!

Thank you!

- You did everything? - Yes, I do now ...

Nice! And is something to read. A and to, me having fun.

Countess Pituglia undress. Red curtain behind them, leaving

two hairy hands beginning to strangle.

To a folded! To a folded ...

What wine is this, Calogero? Deal vinegar?

- Where did you get that bottle? - From there.

Asshole, I washed this glass. Do you drink vinegar.

I drink vinegar?

- Do you swallow all the balls of lead. - I put it!

- Vomit soon! - I do not know to vomit.

If you do not know vomi�i ...

- Puke! Vomit! - Fail!

Wait! This is pasta with beans. Eat them!

Beans will lead balls Shake and will exit the wind.

- All plate? " - We have a pot ...

Eat, Alvaro!

- I can! - For�eaz� it! Eat!

- Helps you with bread. - A and A, bravo! Eat!

And now shows up in bed you'll feel better tomorrow.

- I can! - Listen! Stay in bed!

I feel bloated. I want to go to the bathroom.

- What are you doing? Get up! - Give yourself a hand.

- What happens? - It's like you're gun.

Pleca�i here. That's dangerous.

- Come back! - Wait a little!

Damn ...

Tomorrow morning at seven, will starts at "X". We start maneuvers.

Remember that the success of this Operations depends on your ability

to make connections between Italian army units.

- What is this woman here? - Mr. General, is lt. Eva Marini doctor.

- Lt. Marini doctor? - Welcome! Welcome!

We certainly get the victory.

- Colonel Fiaschetta! - Ordona�i!

I am happy to share with you this victory.

Pray to God that everything to go well here.

You know how I say?

- No, I do not know! - God's punishment!

- Welcome! Stay good! - Thank you, Mr. General!

See you tomorrow, gentlemen!

- Let's go! - Warning!

- How long? - Finished.

Sentinel!

I'm sick of it!

Go to sea.

What's happening? What are you doing here?

- Looking for you. - Do not you knew to be working in this room? Go!

Wait, Miss! I came to tell you what your important. I was something incredible happened.

I dreamed you were naked and belly dancing.

Then, you jumped on me. I I embrace at, you embrace me at ...

- And I. .. I broke the stomach. - Go to hell!

Missed! Wait a moment.

Please help me! I have to convinced they are still normal.

- Let me try with you! - Strengthens you with your brother!

C I do not move here. You spend the night next door.

Can I receive even one embraces six.

Gentlemen! He started at "X".

As you know, success of Operations

depends on those who feel face attachment of detachment ...

- Yes, sir! - Shut up, asshole!

Receive a message, sir.

Here, Uncle Pasquale! Grandma leaves now to collect mushrooms.

Cover the flanks of the belt. Fumigenele ready for crocodiles!

Everything is clear. Not you?

When I hear talk about like that, I soak P. ..

Is coded talk, Colonel. First Infantry Brigade

starts in March and in your direction east, south-east. This is my grandmother who left after mushrooms.

Cover the flanks of the belt, means easy artillery fire.

It goes on to say that heavy artillery will be ready for enemy tanks.

Enemy tanks ... Lord, tanks ... !

Radar! You locate enemy tanks?

- Colonel, radar is not working. - Not working? Why not working?

- Did somebody broke. - Sabotage!

It is an act of sabotage. He was someone who could come here.

Who the hell you write?

Home, Colonel. Not know anything for nine months.

- Strangle you with my hands! - Sir!

We can not use artillery easy for cover fire.

Now we can not use any artillery easy. God!

Colonel, artillery easy has been moved here, here.

- Who gave the order to be moved? - I do not!

Shut up, asshole!

In this night received an order in a secret code.

- Enemy? A secret code? - Yes!

The enemy is in possession of code our secret. Treason!

Who could you betray us ity with and so on?

I think I know who it was. To and that's ...

- Gianluca! - Gianluca!

- Gianluca! Not here. - Where to go?

He left the village for cover.

- Say we should not bothered. - Soldier Capretti?

- Yes, Capretti soldier. - Damn!

Come, Colonel! We succeeded to listen in to the enemy.

- What say? - Here Nibelungul! Here Nibelungul!

Lazare, get up and go! Again! Lazare, get up and go!

- I understand, you moron! - Again! Lazare, get up and go!

- Who the hell is that Lazarus? - Enemy tanks.

Get up and go, means that must submit.

Enemy tanks advancing, and our radar not working. We can not locate them ...

What is called the actor one who stands the stool, general film that ...

God's punishment!

Lady! Lazare, should not go ... !

It's here. Stops!

There you are!

In the end, you decide!

And translated at! In finally I understand who are!

If not put a bullet in the pipe, nothing happens.

Are you crazy?

Let me in and ule! Confesses and you, that is your game? "

- That no! - Now I'll show you my game.

- We'll play together. - No, no!

Be careful, bite!

Prinde�i it!

You crazy? The enemy will invade the streets with tanks and you have time for nonsense!

That is better than radar. Open the window! You see!

Leopard, you hear a hum in the distance? Seems an earthquake, do you?

How come?

Earthquake ...

�nceta�i! May I know what's going on here?

He heard the tanks, I think an earthquake. He said that coming from there.

Give me the binoculars! An earthquake ...

Let me see!

God! What's happening? Itches ... !

Save Colonel tool ... !

Traitor! You ruined appliances the control room,

for the Italian army to lose ...

What talk? What I know about Italian armies? Where are you going?

Come here!

No! Let me!

Colonel, we managed to restore the line.

Hello, here grandmother Katerina! Crocodiles forward from the west.

What are you doing, Captain? Coded talk? The enemy knows our secret code.

If they are where you love and artillery Our will move tanks.

Colonel, I know one way communication that the enemy will not understand anything.

Yes? How do you do?

Artillery headquarters is a friend of mine, we are almost in the same village,

If you start to talk to him our dialect, no one will understand anything.

- Welcome! Try! - Let me!

Hello! Give it to me on Nebunel! You were? "

Do me a favor! Our Commander Turn the pieces is broken in gear ...

Tank starts to come direction coming from and returning back ...

Tank guns and machine guns and shoot in November ... I'm counting on you! Boom!

Colonel, quickly you hear the rumble.

- You told him to shoot us. Kill! - It's for you. E Nebunel!

Are Nebunel! All clear?

What are you doing, Nebunel? You do not understand anything! Motherfucker!

Instead of pulling the tanks We have bombed the unit.

The master is furious that a beast. Need to do ...

A. .. A. .. ! Tra ... Tra ... !

Now understand.

Colonel, not the first time Nebunel understood nothing, not in Martina Franca,

is from a neighboring village. Bari!

- General Sir Siegfried whole licking ice cream. - Wonderful!

- Lieutenant, call artillery commander! - Yes, sir, General!

Are you crazy? It threatens gender. Baratoli, commander of the army green?

- Leave it, Colonel. Better call my Lazarus! - Yes, sir, General!

Let's see what will be green!

That water is a little bitter. But I'm drinking ... !

It's his job!

You're wrong. I do not have nothing to remove your.

Are you sure?

Only a minute! I want to get my breath.

- I can! - What are you talking about?

Gentlemen, I order you to p�r�si�i this outpost. The enemy surrounded us.

- And your, Colonel? - Me? Stop crying!

A soldier does not cry. Do not worry for me.

The master always sink with his ship.

To honor ... ! Left!

Before and March!

General Sir! And rectum of Palmyra has everything!

Okay, go to it! I am not well, you wait in the inn there.

I'm going to look for a toilet. Come to me contact after you have occupied the outpost!

To go fast!

- Excuse me, Miss! Where is the toilet? - What?

- A toilet. - What is that?

- Are you on? - Yes!

Want to do the following? Come, go to the bathroom customers!

- Excuse me, are general Baratoli! - Good to know.

Not my habit to treat me like that, but where you can ar�ta�i my toilet?

Thank you!

- What name did he say? General Baratoli? - I do not know, I understand!

- In what I thought and I ... - Busy!

- You said General Baratoli? - Exactly!

- You are the commander of the army green! - Yes! Talk to you later!

- From this moment, you are a prisoner of war. - Damn, I made it!

Mom! Mom!

- Mom! - Oh no! Again!

Mother ... !

I have sabotaged the radar. I gave the secret code to the enemy.

I have not betrayed the Italian army are generally poor and the path as dad.

Dad! Dad!

- Where is the toilet? - Let's go!

Since you've been taken prisoner, must Communicating to Staff that the game is lost.

- Of course, the so are the rules. - You're sorry?

Yes! But not because I lost war because I did in my pants.

Lt. Marini, I'll thank you for your action

which brought us victory, I will propose to be mentioned in the report day.

And you, dear Colonel, will be promoted Brigadier General.

- Jesus! - Victory! Thank you, Mr. General!

My son ... ! General Fiaschetta!

- Are you happy? - Me! You would get the hell!

And you see the dead, you moron! It makes me want to bite your face C, g�ndacule!

Warning! Lt. physician must Marini report immediately

the headquarters for a press urgently.

- No! - Warning! Lt. physician must Marini

to report immediately to HQ for an urgent communication.

QUARANTINE