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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:27,291 Stop confusing me. 3 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,791 I paid eight lakh rupees in total, right? -Yes. 4 00:03:29,916 --> 00:03:32,500 Interest rate of 2.5%, correct? -Correct. 5 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:37,083 Three months later, it amounted to 9,15,350 rupees. Right? 6 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:40,416 Yes, but what about the two and half lakhs I gave you earlier? 7 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:44,291 That's for three months later. Amounts to 7,15,377 rupees. 8 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:45,750 Interest charged at 3%! 9 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:48,500 What? 3% interest for seven lakh rupees? 10 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:49,750 Follow the math or not? 11 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:04,083 You're dressed like a groom, sir! Is it your wedding day? 12 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:05,208 What's the deal, sir? 13 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:08,291 Today, everyone's booze should be on you! And you're asking me? 14 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,833 Get going and go get married! 15 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,083 You heard him. Get going! 16 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:17,416 You'll be back after the wedding, anyway! Please leave. 17 00:04:18,416 --> 00:04:20,291 At first, I gave eight and a half lakhs. 18 00:04:20,416 --> 00:04:23,125 Yes, but I paid back two and half lakhs sometime ago! 19 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,458 That's at 2%, man! I'm talking about 3%! 20 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:26,750 No, you're wrong. 21 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:57,166 Awesome, sir! You nailed it! 22 00:04:57,291 --> 00:04:59,750 Who is this guy? Like a computer that has sprouted limbs! 23 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:04,250 You're no ordinary guy! You're one of a kind! Come along! 24 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:05,375 Hey! Get up! 25 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,416 Waste of space! Scoot over to the corner! 26 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,541 Have a seat! 27 00:05:08,666 --> 00:05:10,916 You solved a huge problem without batting an eye! 28 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:12,041 What's eating you? 29 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,083 I'll tell you. 30 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:16,500 But, my ego can't handle it. 31 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:18,625 Order a large round. 32 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,583 Hey! Get us a full bottle! 33 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:21,708 Here you go, sir! 34 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:27,500 He's drinking it like it's mother's milk! 35 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:32,583 Balu. 36 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:35,750 That name signified a genius! 37 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:37,291 It was a brand name! 38 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:43,333 Good grief! 39 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,333 Hold it right there. 40 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:49,708 "Balu signified a genius. A real brand name!" 41 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:50,833 Go beyond that! 42 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:56,833 First in the state in high school! 43 00:05:56,958 --> 00:05:58,750 First in the state in junior college! 44 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,458 Ditto in the entrance exams, too! 45 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:06,291 After all that, you expect me to have my feet on the ground? 46 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:12,083 I was just soaring in the clouds! 47 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,208 Generally, I don't believe in luck. 48 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,791 But, as if to make me believe in it, my bad luck arrived by train! 49 00:06:29,916 --> 00:06:32,791 Got a good look at my bad luck? 50 00:06:32,916 --> 00:06:35,625 Like algebra clad in a half-sari... 51 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:38,375 Like cute-smiling quantum theory... 52 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:41,083 To increase my irritation by a factor of infinity... 53 00:06:41,208 --> 00:06:42,958 ...she came from Coimbatore by train! 54 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:46,666 Here's the kicker. The one who awoke, left for the station... 55 00:06:46,791 --> 00:06:49,500 ...reached the station, all within the auspicious hour... 56 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:54,000 ...to receive my goddess of misfortune, was none other than my father! 57 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:55,125 Hello! 58 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:00,208 How are you? -I'm doing great! 59 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:01,333 Shall we go? 60 00:07:01,458 --> 00:07:02,833 What about my luggage? 61 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:05,166 What? You expect me to carry that? 62 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,500 If so, I'll return back home! 63 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:11,750 I was just kidding, dear! 64 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:17,583 What, dear? -Did you see that? 65 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,375 Where? -A picture of Balu! 66 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:24,208 First is in the state is no joke. 67 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,291 Looks great! Hi 'mama' (maternal cousin)! 68 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:38,000 'Mahalakshmi has arrived at my house!' 69 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:44,958 Hello aunty! 70 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:48,666 Is my chicken ready? 71 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:51,666 I've already added masala to it. 72 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:53,625 Just a few minutes and it will be done! 73 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:58,666 Stop! Masala is for the chicken. You might apply it on her! 74 00:07:58,791 --> 00:07:59,791 Oh, stop! 75 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:07,458 Come on in! 76 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,500 This is your room! 77 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:15,541 Also, no matter what, don't go upstairs. 78 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:17,666 Why? -Because, Balu's room is up there! 79 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,791 Why? -He's very strict! 80 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:23,208 He bounces hard! His name even sounds like 'ball'! 81 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:49,750 Don't you know English? 82 00:08:51,416 --> 00:08:53,583 Why did you come here? -Who are you kids? 83 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:55,583 I'm Fourth. -Fourth grade? 84 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:56,750 No! That's my name! 85 00:08:57,791 --> 00:08:59,500 How so? -This is how it works here! 86 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,083 No names! Only ranks! 87 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,916 Balu calls us by rank only! 88 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:12,458 He doesn't have a name yet. 89 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:14,791 Because, he hasn't passed an exam yet! 90 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,375 He failed in Tamil! 91 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,500 What? 92 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,625 Failed in Tamil? -Nowadays, that is the in thing! 93 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,791 Who are you all? How did you get here? 94 00:09:22,916 --> 00:09:24,416 That is a long story! 95 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:26,458 We came here for grandma's birthday. 96 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:28,500 I told them that we'd have cake and leave. 97 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:31,250 But, he suggested that we stay for dinner! 98 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,333 Until then, he said we could play cricket! 99 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:36,375 We did play cricket, but he hit the ball hard! 100 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,333 Our bad luck, the ball ended up in Balu's room. 101 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:40,541 It landed right there! 102 00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:42,458 The ball was in Balu's hand! 103 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,750 I asked him to give it to me. 104 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,916 He asked what was two multiplied by two. 105 00:09:47,041 --> 00:09:49,041 Stop. How much is two multiplied by two, sis? 106 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,250 Qualified! 107 00:09:57,958 --> 00:10:00,833 That's what I said! And since that day, I've been here! 108 00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:02,625 What about your parents? 109 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,208 Some parents they are! 110 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:07,625 Until I become like Balu, they made me to stay in Balu's room! 111 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:10,791 He's right. As a matter of fact, my eyes are fine! 112 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:14,250 Because Balu wears spectacles, I'm forced to wear them, too! 113 00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:16,541 Regardless of all that, I love this room! 114 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:19,083 This isn't a room! This is a prison! 115 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:21,666 Look at this! We even wear uniforms at home! 116 00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:22,791 Uniforms at home? 117 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,291 I can't believe this. 118 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:28,083 Sis! 119 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,250 Don't touch anything there! -Why? 120 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,750 Whatever you touch, he'll find out! 121 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,958 He's a walking closed circuit camera! 122 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,083 Is that so? 123 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:40,333 So if I took this pen and put a cap on it, would he figure it out? 124 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,000 Just take a look at the table. 125 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,666 People use pens to give marks on exam papers. 126 00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:51,208 This guy marks pen positions! 127 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:55,125 Similar to that, he puts powder on the computer's mouse! 128 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,791 He opens up a pen and marks around it! 129 00:10:57,916 --> 00:11:00,125 He places books in precise angles! 130 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:02,750 He changes up pieces on a chessboard! 131 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,000 These are Balu's tricks! 132 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,458 You didn't do anything, right? 133 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,958 If you did do anything, he'll really do us in! 134 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:17,500 Hey! You never told us who you are! 135 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:18,625 Who am I? 136 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,208 I'm Balu's bride-to-be! 137 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,583 Balu has no relatives! 138 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:24,833 Only ranks! 139 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:27,583 When Balu comes by, he won't ask you how you're doing! 140 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,416 He'd only ask what rank you are! 141 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:31,083 Balu is nothing like that! 142 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,625 I know him very well! 143 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:41,916 Someone was in my room. 144 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:43,791 It's just me, 'mama'! 145 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,291 What is your name? 146 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,833 Why? Don't you know? 147 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:51,708 I don't keep track of unwanted things. 148 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:55,416 Veeravenkata Satyasai Nagadurgadevi Sitamahalakashmi. 149 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,375 A hundred and twenty kilobytes. 150 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,166 I can't waste so much space on you. Shorten it! 151 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,541 What's your rank? 152 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:17,875 I'm first in the district, 'mama'! When it comes to singing! 153 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:21,916 (sings classical song) 154 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,458 I meant in studies! 155 00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,333 Your score in your first year? 156 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,625 Well, that... is... 157 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,666 55 percent. 158 00:12:32,791 --> 00:12:34,375 Do you know my percentage? 159 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:38,541 That's why I came here to join in your college! 160 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:40,375 That's my score! Not that of the college! 161 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:46,416 On the way to the house, I saw a huge banner with your picture! 162 00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:48,208 It was awesome! 163 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,500 The one in the college bus stand is even cooler! 164 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,583 Coffee, 'mama'? 165 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:54,125 Look at that timetable. 166 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:05,250 What is this? -Green Peas Masala! 167 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:10,083 I can't waste so much memory on this! 168 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:11,208 Shorten it! 169 00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:14,541 Sala! 170 00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:23,375 How can you serve chicken in our house, aunty? 171 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:27,458 I made some because Mahalakshmi loves it. Eat, dear! 172 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:28,583 Thanks, aunty! 173 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:31,916 Sis! 174 00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,166 Why not? 175 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:37,000 That's chicken, sis! 176 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,708 Yes, it's chicken! 177 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,250 But, today isn't Saturday! 178 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:43,291 Oh, so you don't eat chicken on Saturdays? 179 00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:45,708 No, I don't. 180 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,875 From now on, every day is Saturday! 181 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:51,791 Why? -Balu hates chicken! 182 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,750 If so, I'll go back to my hometown. 183 00:13:57,791 --> 00:13:58,791 Get up, sis! 184 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:12,875 You may sit. 185 00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:15,250 Chow down! -Okay! 186 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,583 The good lady loves meat, does she? 187 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,375 What is your percentage? 188 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,208 Say it for everyone to hear. 189 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,750 55 percent. 190 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,416 Which stands for 'second class'! 191 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:07,583 The brain won't work if you eat meat. She is living proof of that! 192 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:11,333 What happens if you eat meat? -The brain won't work! 193 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,583 Mop! 194 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,583 Bro? -Get that chicken out of that plate! 195 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:15,708 Started already? 196 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,416 Take the leg piece from her hand! 197 00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:22,291 So much for your chicken, huh? 198 00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:23,500 Oh no! My chicken! 199 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,583 What is it? Eat! 200 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:34,583 I'm leaving, mom! 201 00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,916 Wait! Take Maha with you! 202 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,500 No can do! -Why? 203 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:44,166 That girl is new to the city as well as to the college. 204 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,958 She was brought here to study with you. 205 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:49,916 Could you please drop her off, sir? 206 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,666 Let him go ahead, mom! I'll drop Mahalakshmi off at college! 207 00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:55,666 You can drop her off today. 208 00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:58,375 Who will do it tomorrow? 209 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,625 Let him do it. 210 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:05,125 Sorry, man! Tie it yourself! 211 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,166 I'm ready! Let's go! 212 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,583 Go and get a glass of water. 213 00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:28,916 Here you go, 'mama'! 214 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:30,916 Drink! 215 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:36,791 Go and return the glass. 216 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:46,875 Maha! For dinner, shall I make chicken fry or chicken curry? 217 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,916 Both, aunty! Some curry and some fry! 218 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:54,166 Cancel the chicken, aunty! 219 00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,208 Did I tell you to sit? 220 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:02,833 Now sit. 221 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:12,916 Get down! 222 00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,083 Why, 'mama'? 223 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,625 Call me 'mama' only at home! 224 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,916 In college, you must call me 'Balu'! 225 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,416 A share auto will come by! It'll take you to college! 226 00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:38,041 'An exam is like an ex-lover!' 227 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:44,500 'It'll infiltrate your memory and torture you infinitely!' 228 00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:50,875 'At the age where one is meant to spent soaring in the air...' 229 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,041 '...who the hell decided that it must be spent poring over books?' 230 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:57,208 'At the age meant to be spent practically in love...' 231 00:17:57,333 --> 00:18:00,375 '...who the hell forced all these theories into our life?' 232 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,666 'Oh God! We wished to soar!' 233 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,791 'Too bad! We don't have a wing!' 234 00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:09,916 'Oh God! This is a colorful age!' 235 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:13,083 'Too bad you bent it beyond repair!' 236 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:17,125 'He who does everything right, that's Balu!' 237 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:25,750 'There is no one quite like him! Understand that well!' 238 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:42,083 'We sought to get an Oscar!' 239 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,250 'Mr. Rahman beat us to it first!' 240 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,500 'We studied hard so we could get that first rank!' 241 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:51,625 'There's Balu in our way. No way to get there!' 242 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,958 'Instead of watching films or listening to music in the restroom...' 243 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:58,000 '...read formulae and grow smart!' 244 00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:01,291 'Read the content of your syllabus...' 245 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:04,416 '...with the same interest you have with those colorful magazines!' 246 00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:08,791 'Oh wow! Really hit the nail in the head, Balu did too!' 247 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:17,166 'Is there anyone here quite like him? Is there? Is there someone at all?' 248 00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:21,166 'He who does everything right, is Balu!' 249 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:30,041 'There is no one quite like him! You better that, dude!' 250 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,291 Buddy! The results are out! 251 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,833 Who's the second rank? -Ajay. 252 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,083 Give us a treat! 253 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,666 Why must I give one? 254 00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:43,875 Didn't you come first? 255 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,875 Here, the rule states that the second ranker must give a treat! 256 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,416 Give out your orders, guys! 257 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,166 I didn't bring my wallet! 258 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,041 Stop it, guys! Listen to me! 259 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,166 Did you see that? My 'mama' is always on top of his class! 260 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,666 It is this college's tradition... 261 00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:07,375 ...to name newly constructed blocks after first rank holders. 262 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,333 I always knew you'd be the one on top! 263 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,750 Therefore, I've already named this block after you! 264 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:30,833 You've changed the rule of first rankers being the ones to give parties. 265 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,875 I have a small desire. 266 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,166 Just once, come second. 267 00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:37,000 I'm sorry, sir. You will never get a treat for me! 268 00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:40,666 Here you go, sir! -Thank You! 269 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:47,000 What gives, 'mama'? You seem so dull despite being college topper! 270 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,291 Had I come first, know what I would've done? 271 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:52,083 What would you have done? -I'd say "That is Mahalakshmi!" 272 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,333 Don't dream that big! That will never happen! 273 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,166 She calls you 'mama'? Aunt's daughter? 274 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,083 You smoke? 275 00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:19,125 Only to ensure no one says I'm a topper because I have no vices. 276 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,625 Does the smell come across? 277 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:27,291 No. 278 00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:32,000 Love letter for you! -From who? Deepa? 279 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,166 How did you know? 280 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:36,875 She was the only one who hadn't sent one yet. Read it. 281 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,125 "O future Bill Gates..." 282 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,291 "You have beautiful eyes!" 283 00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:44,416 Underline that. 284 00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:49,291 "Your spectacles are really dandy, too!" 285 00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:51,791 Underline that, too. 286 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,083 "But, they don't suit you." 287 00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,791 Scratch that. -Which one, 'mama'? 288 00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:00,458 The first thing you read. 289 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:03,333 Which? The one about your "beautiful eyes"? 290 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:04,708 That one? -Hey! 291 00:22:06,916 --> 00:22:10,000 "You ride the bike very stylishly!" 292 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,291 I've underlined it! 293 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,166 Underline it again! 294 00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:18,000 "But, one more important thing..." 295 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:24,791 "Leaving that pretty cousin of yours behind at the bus stop, isn't cool at all!" 296 00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:28,708 Quit using your brain too much and simply read what is written! 297 00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:36,250 Didn't you say that your cousin Balu is a good guy and stuff? 298 00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,166 Now look what happened! 299 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:40,708 He left you behind at the bus stop! 300 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:42,250 I don't even mind that! 301 00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,833 But, he has told me not to call him 'mama' at college! 302 00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:46,583 That is so hard for me! 303 00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:49,041 So what? Be irreverent as hell with him! 304 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:50,166 He's my cousin, man! 305 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:53,875 A two year feud, sis! Two years! 306 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,583 Just because I honked his bike horn, he slapped me hard in the face! 307 00:22:57,708 --> 00:23:01,000 I will not rest until I get my revenge on him, sis! 308 00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:03,416 Even that's fine! 309 00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:06,000 My name is Arjun. Lovely name to hear, right? 310 00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:07,291 But that guy? 311 00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:11,125 How dare he refer to me as 'Sixth Ranker'? 312 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,708 I will not spare him, sis! 313 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,583 Sis! 314 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:18,791 I don't even brush my teeth with these fingers! 315 00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:22,041 But, he made me wash his bike with it, every day! 316 00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:23,708 Hey! Get the water! 317 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:26,833 Look at this picture, sis. 318 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,458 This is what I looked like, before I came to this house. 319 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:33,208 Constantly lugging water in here, made me like this! 320 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,250 He wears my clothes now! 321 00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:39,750 Look how he pinched my thigh because I touched his computer once! 322 00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,541 What is this? Such a huge birthmark? 323 00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:45,333 Not a birthmark, sis! I marked the spot to ensure I wouldn't forget it! 324 00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:49,000 Why so silent, sis? 325 00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:51,875 I have project work tomorrow. Need the computer for it! 326 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,375 Have you forgotten the rules, sis? 327 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,458 That is a topper's computer! 328 00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:58,000 You can't use it! 329 00:23:58,125 --> 00:24:00,250 Topper, my foot! 330 00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:02,333 If he's got the guts, ask him to fail once! 331 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:04,833 Only if one is a topper, can they use the computer? 332 00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:06,708 What's wrong if sis uses it? 333 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:08,875 Nothing wrong with it! Nothing at all! 334 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,916 So the computer is needed, right? -Yes! Very much so! 335 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:14,666 Come, sis! I'll request the computer be given to you! 336 00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:16,541 Silence! Move slowly. 337 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:17,666 Don't push me, fatty! 338 00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:22,500 Don't be afraid, sis. Come along! 339 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:25,250 Move aside, all of you! 340 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,750 I'll go wake him up, sis! 341 00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:32,166 Hey! Stop! 342 00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:34,458 It's nothing, 'mama'. 343 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:35,833 Just a small doubt... 344 00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:38,458 What? Is it if two plus three equals four or five? 345 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,666 No... 346 00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:44,208 They've stated the value of 'x' as two and that of 'y' as three. 347 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:49,708 How do I substitute the value of 'x' in this equation? Please teach me, 'mama'. 348 00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:11,458 What is that, 'mama'? 349 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:13,166 A hyperbola curve! 350 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:20,250 That's a circle, right? 351 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:22,833 No. It's the centre. 352 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:26,458 What is 'ae'? 353 00:25:27,916 --> 00:25:29,500 Asked you what 'ae' is, in math. 354 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:33,583 That which is between length and breadth, right? 355 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:35,333 State board, huh? 356 00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:37,041 Didn't study, eh? 357 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:38,250 Don't study! 358 00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:39,875 Why must girls study? 359 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,708 When a guy studies day and night and acquires a well-paying job... 360 00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:48,208 ...you folk casually end up marrying him and through his hard work... 361 00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:51,083 ...you'll chill throughout life! Isn't that right? 362 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:56,958 Wait. 363 00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,416 What happened yesterday while travelling with me? 364 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,000 What do you mean, 'mama'? 365 00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:03,125 Don't play dumb with me. 366 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,666 We came upon a speed breaker. 367 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:08,291 I pulled on the brake. The bike jumped up a bit. 368 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:10,583 Then, you leaned upon me. 369 00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:14,000 Your chest collided with my back. 370 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,083 Your breath was pretty scorching, too. 371 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,333 And you know it, too. 372 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,208 But, you didn't move at all. 373 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:24,250 You remained in place. Your heartbeat was pretty fast, too. 374 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,958 That means you felt something! 375 00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:47,291 As I am mature, thankfully nothing came of it. 376 00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:50,666 Had anyone else been in my place, they would've taken undue advantage. 377 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:52,833 Get going. 378 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:55,750 Hold it right there. 379 00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:59,000 Did you eat chicken? -No! 380 00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:01,833 Give me your hand! 381 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:05,500 Kids shouldn't be watching this! Run along and study! 382 00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:09,041 Run along. 383 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,375 Here's what I understand from this. 384 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:14,750 What's that? 385 00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:17,375 From now, we must never send her to Balu's room alone! 386 00:27:38,708 --> 00:27:40,583 Grandma! 387 00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:42,708 What is it, dear? What happened? 388 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:45,875 I'll fail in this examination, grandma! 389 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,625 I couldn't understand anything! 390 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,208 You're crying over this! Stop! Wipe those tears! 391 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:53,583 No, grandma. Send me back home! 392 00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:54,791 You lunatic! 393 00:27:54,916 --> 00:27:55,916 I'll go home! 394 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,166 Aunty! 395 00:27:58,291 --> 00:28:00,583 What is it, dear? Why are you crying? 396 00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:01,708 Tell me what's wrong. 397 00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:04,625 I don't understand anything that is taught here! 398 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,416 Everything is taught in English! 399 00:28:06,541 --> 00:28:07,833 Would anyone cry over this? 400 00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:10,291 I won't be able to pass! -Don't worry! 401 00:28:10,416 --> 00:28:13,041 You'll be able to learn it. I'll teach you. Don't cry! 402 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,250 What is it, dear? 403 00:28:15,375 --> 00:28:17,458 I'll flunk in this examination, uncle! 404 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:19,000 Is that all this fuss is about? 405 00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:21,750 I don't understand anything that is taught here! 406 00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:25,416 Listen. Do you know how much I fought with your dad to bring you here? 407 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:28,083 You must not cry, okay? 408 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,708 No, uncle! I'll fail this exam! 409 00:28:31,541 --> 00:28:33,208 Look what I've brought for you! 410 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:41,291 Even so, I'll go back home! 411 00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:43,041 O dear chicken! 412 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,208 I'll flunk! 413 00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:50,291 You really like this, right? -I don't understand any of this! 414 00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:52,833 I'm leaving! Please drop me back to my hometown! 415 00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:57,083 I don't know how to console you. 416 00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:01,750 Because, I can't imagine the pain of those who flunk. 417 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:04,166 Because, I've never flunked an exam yet! 418 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:08,166 You were babbling on and on about going home? 419 00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:10,541 Is this a motel for you to come and go as you please? 420 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,708 Anyone who does not study, will only fail! 421 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,458 Think you'll pass if you cry? 422 00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:19,166 Just try studying once! 423 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:21,416 I'll even help you out! 424 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:25,666 If you fail even after that, I'll drop you home myself! 425 00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:27,958 How many times have we failed? 426 00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:29,666 You can drop us home, right? 427 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:34,208 This is my 'Arjuna' timetable. 428 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:37,833 Since I'm brilliant, studying an hour per day is sufficient. 429 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:40,958 If I study for an hour, you must study for five. 430 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,708 Here. These are my books. 431 00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:48,458 If you have any doubts, ask me. 432 00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:49,833 'O revered Ganesha...' 433 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,291 'The one with fiery eyes...' 434 00:29:56,833 --> 00:30:01,333 'Poetry and red flowers offered, only to praise thou!' 435 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:05,708 'Honey and millets, for thou to feast!' 436 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,250 'Gently cast thine eyes upon us!' 437 00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:23,166 'Thou art the mighty Lord, as inscribed in the scriptures!' 438 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,333 'Leave us at ease with your grace!' 439 00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:32,791 'O benevolent one, who gives boons to our extended hands!' 440 00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:37,166 'O omnipotent one, who protects us from within!' 441 00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:41,916 'O caregiver, who releases our burdens and unites us!' 442 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:46,375 'O protector, who dispels miseries and lights up life!' 443 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:50,875 'O caretaker, who bestows good and detaches burden!' 444 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,166 'Gently cast thine eyes upon us!' 445 00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:59,750 'Thou art the mighty Lord, as mentioned in the scriptures!' 446 00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:13,458 'A centum score, I do not seek!' 447 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:17,791 'Please help me just to pass this test!' 448 00:31:17,916 --> 00:31:22,333 'The IQ of a scientist, I do not want!' 449 00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:26,875 'Should thy look to give it, do so quickly!' 450 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,208 'The high marks that puts my face on a banner...' 451 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:35,750 '...I do not want.' 452 00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:39,916 'A last bencher, I am!' 453 00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:44,875 'Help me just a bit to do little better!' 454 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,708 'O revered Ganesha...' 455 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,291 'The one with fiery eyes...' 456 00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:58,416 'Poetry and red flowers offered, only to praise thou!' 457 00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:02,833 'Honey and millets, for thou to feast!' 458 00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:08,875 She must have definitely flunked! 459 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:11,250 She would've passed! 460 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:13,791 As she expected, she didn't flunk. 461 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,208 As you expected, she didn't pass. 462 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:17,500 Then what happened? 463 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:18,708 I had a dream. 464 00:32:26,416 --> 00:32:29,166 A hilarious thing happened yesterday, Maha! 465 00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,625 What was it? 466 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,958 I had a dream where you were the first ranker! 467 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:36,125 Everyone was congratulating you! 468 00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,333 I couldn't stop laughing! 469 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:40,833 The result is out, Balu! 470 00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:42,375 Who's the second ranker? -You! 471 00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:44,875 'Mama' is second rank? -What are you saying? 472 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Yes, man! 473 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,125 What about the treat, Balu? 474 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:56,750 Why must I give a treat? 475 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,625 The second ranker must give a treat, right? That's the rule! 476 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,208 Give out your orders, guys! 477 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:04,791 One cold coffee, one Pepsi, a sandwich, an ice cream, a 'lassi', bro! 478 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:16,583 For the longest time, I wished to give a female name to this block. 479 00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:18,375 You've fulfilled my wish! 480 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,916 It's like the Goddess of wealth herself has come down upon us! 481 00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:37,541 For the longest time, I wanted a party from Balu. 482 00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:39,583 Today, that wish has been fulfilled, too! 483 00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:43,458 I was just kidding about wanting a party! 484 00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:45,458 But, you fulfilled it anyway! 485 00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:47,291 Do I mean that much to you? 486 00:33:48,083 --> 00:33:49,083 Move aside! 487 00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:52,208 It's okay. He likes me! 488 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,291 A love letter, 'mama'. 489 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,375 Did Roja give it? 490 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,291 She can't just take a hint, can she? 491 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,000 Not for you, 'mama'! It's for me. 492 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,041 For you? Who gave it? 493 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,583 Over there. 494 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,333 Oh no! Thought he wouldn't come, but here he is! 495 00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:14,375 How dare you give a love letter to my cousin? 496 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,625 Get lost! 497 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:17,333 It wasn't me. He did it! -Beat it! 498 00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:20,458 He's hitting you, right? Don't just stand there! Moron! 499 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:22,625 Get on! 500 00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:31,166 Damn it! 501 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:34,166 Would you accept a love letter from anyone? 502 00:34:34,291 --> 00:34:36,000 Mustn't you slap him right there? 503 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:39,833 Good grief! Taking care of her is a big enough task for me! 504 00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:41,875 Am I her watchman? 505 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,166 If anything happens to her, who is responsible? 506 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:46,541 Heard that Mahalakshmi came first in class! 507 00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:49,875 I'm very happy! I'm making chicken for my sweetheart, tonight! 508 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,541 What bloody first in class? 509 00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:55,250 Someone gave her a love letter! Ignoring that, you talk about this? 510 00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:57,250 Listen up! Anyone can be a topper! 511 00:34:57,375 --> 00:34:59,875 But, is that important? One's character is important! 512 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,250 Don't you know that? -What are you babbling about? 513 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:05,625 Hey kiddo, Mahalakshmi came first in class, huh? 514 00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:07,875 Yes, she did. 515 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,875 Who taught her the subject matter? I did, right? 516 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,041 How could she not top the class after that? 517 00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:16,250 To improve her confidence level, I didn't write the exam properly. 518 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:19,291 What? You didn't write many exams in college well? 519 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,458 Grandma? -Yes? 520 00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:24,000 Some schmuck gave your granddaughter a love letter. 521 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,125 Aren't you ashamed? -Oh stop! 522 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:29,208 No way it can beat the love letters I received by the ton in my youth! 523 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:32,000 Nobody cares about a damn thing! 524 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:33,333 Why should I do so? 525 00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:35,000 Do what you wish! 526 00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:39,708 Why are you getting so worked up? 527 00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:43,875 Is it because I got a love letter or that I came first in class? 528 00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:48,208 Seems like something's burning. Have your soda pop. 529 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:40,625 Want some? 530 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:49,458 Who was that guy who said eating chicken is bad for the brain? 531 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:52,041 It was some brainless guy. Never mind him! 532 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,416 What? Password required? 533 00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:11,583 Dad! -What is it? 534 00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:14,083 Who changed my system's password? -Mahalakshmi. 535 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:15,875 Mahalakshmi? -Yes. 536 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,583 Why did she do that? -Hey! 537 00:37:17,708 --> 00:37:20,666 Didn't you say that whoever ranks first gets to use the computer? 538 00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:25,083 As you were ranked second, the computer would go to her, right? 539 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:26,750 I'll deal with this! -Maha! 540 00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:30,208 Yes, uncle? -Please give him his computer’s password. 541 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,166 Now it is my computer, uncle! 542 00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:36,916 Poor chap. Please tell him the password. 543 00:37:37,041 --> 00:37:40,291 Passwords can't be disclosed in public! It won't be secret anymore! 544 00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:43,083 I'll eat this chicken piece and open it for him myself. 545 00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:44,375 That won't be necessary! 546 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:48,083 Besides 'Chicken 65', what else would you care about? 547 00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:50,625 I'll handle it myself! -Okay. 548 00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:53,875 He wasn't scolding you, but the 'Chicken 65'. 549 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,041 Don't be upset! 550 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:05,166 What are you all doing here? Go and sleep! 551 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:08,500 Hurry up, fatty! Else, he'll rip you to pieces! 552 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:14,083 You mini-eggplant! What did you set as the password? 553 00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:16,583 I can't figure it out! 554 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:24,625 Let's try this. 555 00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:33,458 Wrong password again? Good grief! 556 00:38:34,458 --> 00:38:37,500 My eyelids are getting a tad heavy... 557 00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:39,416 Don't fall asleep, Balu! 558 00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:41,083 Don't fall asleep! 559 00:39:12,291 --> 00:39:14,583 "My goodness! You're really hot!" 560 00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:16,125 Mahalakshmi is 'hot'? 561 00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:23,833 "With such a beautiful girl by his side, how is Balu able to study?" 562 00:39:23,958 --> 00:39:27,125 "Have him clean his glasses first and then take a look at you." 563 00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:36,875 "God damn! What a lovely hip!" 564 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,791 "I could stare at that hip all semester long!" 565 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:45,458 "Only upon looking at your hip, would they have discovered the circle!" 566 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:50,291 "Or hell, they would've modeled the moon in the sky off of you!" 567 00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:53,541 "Also, I think the number zero was invented..." 568 00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:55,750 "...only to measure your waist!" 569 00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:58,208 "You've made me understand such lovely mysteries!" 570 00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,750 "Yours truly, your dear lover." 571 00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:17,625 Oh no! Aunty! 572 00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:19,958 Didn't mean to! I'm sorry! -Aunty! 573 00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:21,833 Oh dear! -Aunty! 574 00:41:21,958 --> 00:41:24,666 I came to be with two feet. She reduced me to all fours! 575 00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:27,291 Oh no! She's knocking! -Open the door, aunty! 576 00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:29,916 All because of this damn hand! -Please open the door! 577 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:31,458 Mom! -What happened, dear? 578 00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:32,708 It is... 579 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:35,041 Please don't say it! Pretty please! 580 00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,833 It's... -What happened? Tell me. 581 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:40,166 It is... 582 00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:42,041 No... it is... 583 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,666 What's wrong? What is 'it'? 584 00:41:43,791 --> 00:41:46,458 Please help me, God! 585 00:41:46,583 --> 00:41:47,916 My head aches, aunty. 586 00:41:48,041 --> 00:41:51,208 Please give me some 'Zandu Balm'. -Is that all it is? Hold on. 587 00:42:16,291 --> 00:42:18,625 Because I am mature, it's all good, 'mama'. 588 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:21,083 If not, what would've become of you? 589 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:24,958 This isn't for me. It's for you! 590 00:42:46,916 --> 00:42:50,750 'That is Mahalakshmi!' 591 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:09,958 'Quite the decisive victory, she has scored indeed!' 592 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:13,833 'She turned the King of Kings into King Kong!' 593 00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:17,625 'With a single leap, she overtook him!' 594 00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:21,458 'Overnight, she became a wonder woman!' 595 00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:25,333 'If two minuses equal a plus, two pluses equal minus!' 596 00:43:25,458 --> 00:43:28,916 'She changed that equation and went straight to the top!' 597 00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:52,041 Stop it, guys! 598 00:43:52,666 --> 00:43:56,375 He's bearing his soul with a heavy heart and you're all praising his cousin? 599 00:43:57,875 --> 00:44:00,083 Here you go, bro. Hold it and drink up! 600 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,833 Once this is in, all else will be out. 601 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,750 Shall I give you an idea to become class topper? 602 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,875 Imbecile! What he's saying is a flashback! 603 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,250 How can you swoop in and give pointers? -That's exactly why I'm doing so! 604 00:44:12,041 --> 00:44:13,541 Go ahead, my dear. Go ahead. 605 00:44:15,291 --> 00:44:17,541 You start from the beginning, bro. 606 00:44:17,666 --> 00:44:19,791 But, do so in a way where you are the topper! 607 00:44:21,541 --> 00:44:22,875 Who the hell let you in here? 608 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,500 Give me that! 609 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,250 Here you go, bro. 610 00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:28,291 Pour your heart out after pouring this in. 611 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,875 Doesn't Tendulkar himself score zero at times? Don't feel bad. 612 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,708 What if he ends with a zero once again? 613 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:35,166 That was my fear, too. 614 00:44:35,291 --> 00:44:37,958 In order to be a topper, I went straight to a KFC restaurant. 615 00:44:39,416 --> 00:44:41,000 Bought a full bucket of chicken. 616 00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:43,291 I ate one leg piece. 617 00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:45,750 Two ideas came about. 618 00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:59,750 'Jealous of the cat, turned the giant elephant!' 619 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:09,458 'Google and Yahoo in a big, big fight!' -I'm going to the playground! 620 00:45:12,708 --> 00:45:15,750 'Rather than relying on courage to win...' 621 00:45:15,875 --> 00:45:18,916 '...he resorted to trickery!' 622 00:45:19,041 --> 00:45:22,041 'Became a real trickster, he did!' 623 00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:25,458 'He indulged in fraudulence day and night!' 624 00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:28,625 'He makes the tension meter soar!' 625 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:31,750 'He tortures like a speed breaker!' 626 00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:34,958 'Without counting, he creates confusion!' 627 00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:38,125 'Without a reprieve, he raises the blood pressure!' 628 00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:57,291 'His acting cannot be endured!' 629 00:45:57,416 --> 00:46:00,583 'His cheating couldn't be tolerated!' 630 00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:03,708 'His fights haven't changed!' 631 00:46:03,833 --> 00:46:06,958 'His strategic planning shows no signs of retreat!' 632 00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:10,208 'He crafted a meticulous timetable!' 633 00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:13,333 'Like a needle in a clock, he runs without a moment's rest!' 634 00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:16,583 'Cheating! The fire nears the cotton!' 635 00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:19,750 'Cheating! The tiger nears the deer!' 636 00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:22,916 'Cheating! The storm nears the flower!' 637 00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:26,375 'Cheating! The sky nears the handkerchief!' 638 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:37,291 You idiot! Why are you pouring rice on the floor? 639 00:46:37,416 --> 00:46:39,125 Why are you infuriating me, ma'am? 640 00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:41,333 Lot of ghosts roam about at night here! 641 00:46:41,458 --> 00:46:43,208 Ghosts normally come in darkness, right? 642 00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:45,333 But this one seems to wield a firebrand! 643 00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:46,666 It comes with a light! 644 00:46:46,791 --> 00:46:48,791 Yes! Now I understand, too! 645 00:46:48,916 --> 00:46:51,583 What is that? -My alarm time changes by itself! 646 00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:53,375 My books go missing! 647 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,958 When I go to the bathroom, the door locks itself! 648 00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:58,416 I can't even open this damn ring! 649 00:46:58,541 --> 00:47:00,750 Yes, mom. The same thing happens to me! 650 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Come closer. 651 00:47:03,791 --> 00:47:05,666 Why are your eyes white like that a ghost? 652 00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:10,541 If a ghost roams about the house all night, who can sleep peacefully? 653 00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:14,458 Am I not scared of ghosts, too? -Absolutely. 654 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:16,583 I'm going, dad. To sleep peacefully! 655 00:47:17,416 --> 00:47:19,666 Mop! Pour some rice in my room, too! 656 00:47:19,791 --> 00:47:20,791 You got it! 657 00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:27,000 All of this is for you. Eat well! 658 00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:28,875 Oh no! Aunty, it's Saturday! 659 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,125 My goodness! Now what do we do? 660 00:47:42,625 --> 00:47:45,041 Saturday has transitioned into Sunday! 661 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:46,583 Therefore, I can eat chicken! 662 00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:01,541 It smells like someone is studying in here! 663 00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:15,291 So 'mama' is the firebrand wielding spirit? 664 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,166 The ghost, huh? 665 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000 Got scared thinking it was Mahalakshmi! 666 00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:34,500 So he's been studying every night without your knowledge. 667 00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:36,250 In the guise of a ghost, no less! 668 00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:39,333 He's playing a major cheating card! 669 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:42,041 Do not forget this as long as you live, sis! 670 00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:44,416 Fortunately, that chicken piece saved you. 671 00:48:44,541 --> 00:48:47,875 It isn't wrong if you a build a temple for that chicken piece! 672 00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:52,583 For memory power, he eats Saraswati holy paste! 673 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:55,541 So it's not by his own brain, eh? 674 00:48:56,541 --> 00:48:59,000 I thought he was genius. 675 00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:01,416 But, he's nothing but a doofus! 676 00:49:01,541 --> 00:49:03,291 Order ten boxes of that stuff for us! 677 00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:07,041 You guys have no idea how to study. 678 00:49:07,166 --> 00:49:10,041 But, don't you at least have a way to ruin someone's studies? 679 00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:13,708 After this, you must not spare him, sis! 680 00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:15,125 You must disturb him! 681 00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:20,791 You must disturb him in a way that no one can even imagine! 682 00:49:21,791 --> 00:49:23,333 Do you get what I'm saying? 683 00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:24,791 What are you saying? 684 00:49:24,916 --> 00:49:27,291 Balu must be infatuated! 685 00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:44,125 Grandma! 686 00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:47,666 Look at what she's doing to distract me! 687 00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:49,791 She's not letting me study! 688 00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:51,250 She's just a kid, man! 689 00:49:51,375 --> 00:49:54,041 Her? A kid? She's exposing herself! 690 00:49:54,166 --> 00:49:55,166 Stop blabbing! 691 00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:02,041 'A war has broken out between the cat and the rat!' 692 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,166 I'm going to play! -Aunty! I'm going for badminton! 693 00:50:08,833 --> 00:50:12,000 'The fights and quarrels shall never cease!' 694 00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:15,375 'The spider has trapped the tiger with ease!' 695 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:27,916 'She has removed a thorn with a thorn. She has extinguished fire with fire!' 696 00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:31,166 'A mirror effect, she has exuded!' 697 00:50:31,291 --> 00:50:34,583 'A glass of water has turned into a tsunami!' 698 00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:37,666 'She trapped him with his own tricks!' 699 00:50:37,791 --> 00:50:40,833 'Without much ado, she has crushed you-know-who!' 700 00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:44,041 'She enjoyed playing tit for tat!' 701 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:47,458 'She relished making him slip and fall! What a gal!' 702 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,083 Pipe down, guys! 703 00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:29,166 I'm confused enough as to who came first! 704 00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:32,250 Who was the topper? Tell us, bro! 705 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Why are you late? 706 00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:41,750 Results are out today, right? 707 00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:44,333 So, I went to seek grandma's blessings. 708 00:51:44,458 --> 00:51:47,291 Because I got her blessings last time, I came first. 709 00:51:47,416 --> 00:51:48,916 A little sentimental touch. 710 00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,041 Okay, now get on. 711 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:54,625 Maybe grandma's blessings do have a lot of divine power! 712 00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:57,916 Why risk it? Let me take a shot. 713 00:51:58,041 --> 00:52:00,000 Hey! Hold on to the bike. 714 00:52:00,125 --> 00:52:02,625 Hold it quickly. I'll be back in a minute. 715 00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:04,166 Hold on. I'll be right back! 716 00:52:12,875 --> 00:52:14,333 No one's around. 717 00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:15,458 Where are her feet? 718 00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:27,875 Dad! 719 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,500 Hey sweetheart! Are you well? 720 00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:32,250 Get the luggage! 721 00:52:32,375 --> 00:52:33,916 Welcome, uncle! How are you? 722 00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:36,125 I'm good. How about you, Balu? -I'm fine. 723 00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:38,583 Have some coffee. -Sure! 724 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:43,875 Quite the surprise visit, brother. What's the occasion? 725 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,541 All good news, dear. 726 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:49,000 I'm looking to get Mahalakshmi married sometime soon. 727 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,750 Marriage for Mahalakshmi? 728 00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,333 What's the rush for that? 729 00:52:52,458 --> 00:52:54,833 The thing is, a good alliance has come by. 730 00:52:54,958 --> 00:52:57,041 The groom is excellent. He stays here, too! 731 00:52:57,166 --> 00:52:59,208 They didn't ask for dowry, either. 732 00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:02,666 The father of the groom has seen Maha somewhere. 733 00:53:02,791 --> 00:53:05,625 He was very impressed. He wanted to finish the wedding soon... 734 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:08,166 ...and take her with them to America. 735 00:53:08,291 --> 00:53:10,458 You're absolutely right, uncle! 736 00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:12,166 Do not delay! 737 00:53:12,291 --> 00:53:15,125 Keeping an eye on her every day at college is quite the chore! 738 00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:17,041 She gets so many love letters! 739 00:53:17,166 --> 00:53:19,375 The entire college is head over heels with her! 740 00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:22,000 I know she'd go to America after marriage. 741 00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:24,708 If not, who knows where she'll go... 742 00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:27,958 Stop this needless blubbering! 743 00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:30,333 Excuse me, son-in-law... 744 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:32,375 Don't misunderstand me. 745 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:33,625 Poor motherless girl. 746 00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:37,000 My son brought her here from afar so that she'll have a good education. 747 00:53:37,125 --> 00:53:39,291 At this time, why rush to marry her off? 748 00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:42,916 Please wait a while. Let her finish studying. 749 00:53:43,041 --> 00:53:45,916 After that, I'll find a good alliance and get her married. 750 00:53:46,041 --> 00:53:47,791 She's a girl child, right? 751 00:53:47,916 --> 00:53:50,291 What is she going to do after studying beyond this? 752 00:53:50,416 --> 00:53:52,708 There is a lot of difference... 753 00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:55,958 ...between your desires and my desires for her marriage. 754 00:53:56,083 --> 00:53:59,416 What you said right now, is totally and completely accurate! 755 00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:01,375 Girls must not be allowed to study a lot! 756 00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:04,083 If done so, their husbands would end up hating them! 757 00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:06,416 Chances are they might desert them, too! 758 00:54:06,541 --> 00:54:08,250 Like how grandpa left grandma! 759 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:09,375 Shut your damn mouth! 760 00:54:10,416 --> 00:54:12,000 Your grandpa didn't leave me. 761 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,333 I was the one who pushed him away! 762 00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:18,041 All these years, without expecting anyone's help... 763 00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:21,500 ...I stood on my own two feet and raised all of you... 764 00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:23,916 ...and brought you all to a respectable standing! 765 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:29,458 Tell your son to watch his tongue! 766 00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:32,041 Can't you be quiet? 767 00:54:33,541 --> 00:54:34,875 I'll take your leave. 768 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,500 Alright, brother. But anyway, think this over. 769 00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:40,250 Dad! 770 00:54:43,916 --> 00:54:46,541 That boy wishes to meet you in person. 771 00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:49,708 He'll meet you in your college campus on Monday. 772 00:54:49,833 --> 00:54:50,833 Take care, dear. 773 00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:54,416 Hey Hema! Why bother studying hard? 774 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:57,875 Some guy has already been born, has studied hard, will get a great job... 775 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,833 ...earn a lot of money and seek your hand in marriage! 776 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:03,083 Why bother studying hard? -'Mama'! 777 00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:04,666 Take Mahalakshmi for example! 778 00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:07,125 As I said, without any hassle, she will get married! 779 00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:08,500 Her wedding's next month! 780 00:55:08,625 --> 00:55:10,708 Rather than wasting time with studying... 781 00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:12,666 ...you ladies hit the gym and lose weight! 782 00:55:12,791 --> 00:55:15,791 Why are we guys around? To protect folk like you, right? 783 00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,125 Quit worrying! 784 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:20,333 Listen to me, 'mama'! I don't want to get married! 785 00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:22,166 Don't tell anyone about this! 786 00:55:22,291 --> 00:55:23,625 This time, I'm coming first! 787 00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,875 Not just this time, but every time from now! 788 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,541 'Cause, you're getting married! 789 00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:30,333 What gives, 'Result' Kumar? Why so glum? 790 00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:32,125 The results are out? -Yes. 791 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:33,833 It has? -Mahalakshmi... 792 00:55:33,958 --> 00:55:35,166 What's her score? 793 00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:36,375 She scored 95%. 794 00:55:37,916 --> 00:55:39,125 What about me? 795 00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:40,291 You scored 96%. 796 00:55:41,375 --> 00:55:43,500 I knew it! Knew I'd come first! 797 00:55:43,625 --> 00:55:46,500 Guys! This time, the first ranker will give a treat! 798 00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:48,875 Eat whatever you want! It's on me! 799 00:55:56,041 --> 00:55:57,041 Sorry, buddy. 800 00:55:58,041 --> 00:55:59,041 Ajay's the topper. 801 00:55:59,583 --> 00:56:00,708 He scored 97%. 802 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:07,125 To name the block, I was yearning sadly for someone whose name started with 'A'. 803 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:08,875 You've crushed my unhappiness! 804 00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:21,000 Our dear Balu, sir! 805 00:56:26,458 --> 00:56:29,083 I'll do it! If second rankers always give parties... 806 00:56:29,208 --> 00:56:31,083 ...their family fortune won't cover it! 807 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:35,000 Here on in, no more parties. Just studies! 808 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,541 The final exams are coming! 809 00:56:36,666 --> 00:56:38,750 Whoever comes first in the final exam... 810 00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:41,708 ...their name will be set as the permanent name of this block! 811 00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:46,000 It could be Balu or Mahalakshmi or even Ajay! Okay? 812 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:48,041 If so, name it after me right away! 813 00:57:04,583 --> 00:57:07,333 Listen up. The topper must be either you or me. 814 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:09,416 We mustn't let anyone else get there! Okay? 815 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,541 Mission two. We mustn't let Ajay study! 816 00:57:13,416 --> 00:57:15,541 Mission one. Stop my wedding! 817 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:16,833 If so, I have a condition. 818 00:57:17,541 --> 00:57:18,625 I have a condition, too. 819 00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:20,291 Never say "That is Mahalakshmi!" 820 00:57:20,416 --> 00:57:22,291 Never ask me for your computer password! 821 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,125 I'm weak in embedded systems, 'mama'! 822 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:29,750 I know. I'll help you. 823 00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:31,833 You're weak in virtual reality, 'mama'! 824 00:57:31,958 --> 00:57:34,166 I know you'll help me with it. 825 00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:36,625 What if we start fighting and end up not talking? 826 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:38,166 Who must talk first? 827 00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:42,041 Let's flip for it! 828 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:44,166 Heads, you talk first. 829 00:57:44,291 --> 00:57:45,916 Tails, I'll talk first. 830 00:57:46,041 --> 00:57:48,708 No can do. Heads for you. Tails for me. 831 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:50,583 No way! -Then I can't, either! 832 00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:58,000 To decide who is heads and who is tails, let's flip for it now. 833 00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:01,041 Alright. If heads, your tails. If tails, I'm heads. 834 00:58:06,291 --> 00:58:07,333 Lovely! 835 00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:11,333 'Will she come to rock my world?' 836 00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:14,000 He's here, buddy. I'll handle it. 837 00:58:15,166 --> 00:58:16,166 Mahalakshmi, huh? 838 00:58:16,291 --> 00:58:18,458 She was with me at the pub until 2 AM last night! 839 00:58:18,583 --> 00:58:19,666 She drinks hard! 840 00:58:19,791 --> 00:58:21,583 She drinks 7-Up? -I'll smash your face! 841 00:58:21,708 --> 00:58:24,541 Cocktail, man! -The heady mix of spirits in a bowl, yes? 842 00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:29,041 She drank way too much last night. So I had Sandy drop her home. 843 00:58:29,166 --> 00:58:31,125 But, I don't know where he dropped her. 844 00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,958 Sandy? -Sandy of the second floor. 845 00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:36,875 Why is the chick alone? Seems no one's fallen for her yet. 846 00:58:40,916 --> 00:58:42,000 Hello? -Tell me. 847 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:46,333 Where are you taking me? 848 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:50,500 Hold this. 849 00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:52,708 Looks like dried coriander! 850 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,291 Like you don't know! -I don't! What is this stuff? 851 00:58:55,416 --> 00:58:56,416 Marijuana! 852 00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:58,166 Marijuana? What the hell? 853 00:58:58,291 --> 00:59:00,375 So you're the guy whom Mahalakshmi sent? 854 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,958 She smokes marijuana? 855 00:59:02,083 --> 00:59:03,625 I've checked here and that floor. 856 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,833 You seem like the nephew of the "Anniyan" character! 857 00:59:08,958 --> 00:59:10,583 Do you want Mahalakshmi? 858 00:59:10,708 --> 00:59:12,000 I want her in full! And you? 859 00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:14,750 Ask me! Ask! Ask me who I am! 860 00:59:14,875 --> 00:59:16,791 I just asked you! -Why did you ask me? 861 00:59:16,916 --> 00:59:18,416 Ask this garbage bin! 862 00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:19,916 Ask these leaves! 863 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:22,083 Ask these bricks! 864 00:59:22,208 --> 00:59:24,458 Ask anyone in this campus! 865 00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:26,583 Why in blazes did you ask me? 866 00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:28,250 You let loose and came before me! 867 00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,708 I'm Dhoni, man! -What? Dhoni? 868 00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:33,083 What's the matter? Can't I be Dhoni? 869 00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,833 Sure you can! -I'm Anthony, man! 870 00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:36,833 Why change your name all of a sudden? 871 00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:40,375 I'll switch names but I'll never switch girlfriends! 872 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:43,041 Because, Mahalakshmi is my lover! 873 00:59:44,083 --> 00:59:46,333 No... Mahalakshmi is my life! 874 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:47,458 Oh dear! 875 00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:49,708 I will not give Mahalakshmi up to anyone! 876 00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:52,000 No one can separate me from Mahalakshmi! 877 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,041 Let me go, guys! 878 00:59:58,041 --> 00:59:59,708 I'll tell you about Mahalakshmi. 879 01:00:00,625 --> 01:00:01,625 What is it, dear boy? 880 01:00:05,916 --> 01:00:07,458 They said she drinks hard, huh? 881 01:00:10,375 --> 01:00:11,875 They said she smokes marijuana? 882 01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:15,000 Who said it? -Them! 883 01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:16,791 Don't believe any of it! 884 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,250 Crap! All is ruined! 885 01:00:23,416 --> 01:00:24,583 What are you looking for? 886 01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:26,291 My feet? 887 01:00:26,416 --> 01:00:27,791 Want my blessings? 888 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,458 You can have it after it's done. 889 01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:33,166 Do you know something? -Ribbon head! 890 01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:35,125 See the model of this block here? 891 01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:38,333 We're about to name it after Mahalakshmi! 892 01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:41,541 That one? -She has absolutely no vices! 893 01:00:41,666 --> 01:00:43,250 Why the hell is he blabbing about? 894 01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:45,083 But, three months ago... 895 01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:46,208 Three months ago? 896 01:00:46,333 --> 01:00:48,166 She, who was the class topper... 897 01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:52,291 ...had her heart broken by her lover, Joseph. 898 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:54,916 They said his name was Anthony! 899 01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:56,875 Be it Anthony or Joseph! 900 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,916 Even if the names are different, the religion is the same, yes? 901 01:01:00,041 --> 01:01:01,125 True... what? 902 01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:03,125 A young girl, right? 903 01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:05,291 She couldn't bear her broken heart... 904 01:01:05,416 --> 01:01:07,291 ...couldn't sleep at night... 905 01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:09,166 ...smoked a lot of marijuana... 906 01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:11,416 ...boozed heavily... 907 01:01:11,541 --> 01:01:16,416 ...spent way too much time in the pub and her life transformed for the worse! 908 01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:18,375 She seems to have every vice there is! 909 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:22,833 Far as I know, she doesn't have the habit of smoking cigarettes. 910 01:01:25,791 --> 01:01:27,166 She's a lovely girl! 911 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,458 I have it, guys! 912 01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,791 'O rapturous belle!' 913 01:01:53,916 --> 01:01:56,750 'Are you but simmering honey?' 914 01:01:56,875 --> 01:01:59,208 'My heart leaps for you!' 915 01:02:01,541 --> 01:02:04,833 'Anywhere, anytime...' 916 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:07,750 '...is music and joy!' 917 01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:10,666 'When comes about the night...' 918 01:02:10,791 --> 01:02:13,250 '...the scriptures take flight!' 919 01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:17,125 'Present is a pretty girl and a catchy song.' 920 01:02:17,250 --> 01:02:20,416 'Wherever it touches knows only joys, no sorrows.' 921 01:02:39,041 --> 01:02:42,000 I only told you to tell him "I love you." Why kiss him? 922 01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:44,750 With an "I love you", he'll be distracted only for a month. 923 01:02:44,875 --> 01:02:47,458 That kiss will distract him for the entire semester! 924 01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:48,583 Okay, come! 925 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:13,041 'An eye on an eye is always a plus!' 926 01:03:13,166 --> 01:03:15,625 'No more will there anything minus!' 927 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:20,958 'Only the combination of two minus signs, results in an equation!' 928 01:03:21,083 --> 01:03:23,791 'X & Y have been integrated together!' 929 01:03:23,916 --> 01:03:26,375 'And they have been synced together!' 930 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:31,416 'Such linking and syncing is what is infatuation!' 931 01:03:42,166 --> 01:03:44,708 'Even if your smile is nano-sized...' 932 01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:47,291 '...my heart will soar at the speed of a rocket!' 933 01:03:47,416 --> 01:03:52,666 'Until both our data packs get exhausted, let's keep talking!' 934 01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:01,041 'An eye on an eye is always a plus!' 935 01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:03,708 'No more will there anything minus!' 936 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:07,541 What is this? -Infatuation! We're both mature, yes? 937 01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:08,666 Keep going! 938 01:04:40,916 --> 01:04:45,875 'Within this diagram of the DNA...' 939 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:51,333 '...only your image, do I see.' 940 01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:56,583 'Neutrons and electrons fill your eyes.' 941 01:04:56,708 --> 01:05:02,000 'Neutralized, is my heart!' 942 01:05:02,125 --> 01:05:07,291 'Centigrade disintegrates in the warmth of our kisses!' 943 01:05:07,416 --> 01:05:12,625 'Fahrenheit meets ruin, through our fiery love!' 944 01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:15,250 'Newton's law, you are!' 945 01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:18,375 I got this, aunty! Go on! -'My darling moon, you are!' 946 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:23,250 'If one falls towards the ground, it is gravitation!' 947 01:05:24,041 --> 01:05:28,750 'If one falls towards a girl, it is infatuation!' 948 01:05:55,541 --> 01:06:00,625 'Unable to understand further!' 949 01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:06,000 'But, the heart does not falter!' 950 01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:11,416 'All of Darwin's theories...' 951 01:06:11,541 --> 01:06:16,750 '...transpire one by one!' 952 01:06:16,875 --> 01:06:21,958 'Do the greetings of hormones, arouse feelings within?' 953 01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:27,250 'Does something come to surface, beyond that?' 954 01:06:27,375 --> 01:06:30,041 'The first caress, a mystery!' 955 01:06:30,166 --> 01:06:32,791 'The next, a response!' 956 01:06:32,916 --> 01:06:38,583 'Calculation, adds numbers together!' 957 01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:43,375 'Infatuation, amalgamates hormones together!' 958 01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:51,041 'An eye on an eye is always a plus!' 959 01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:54,500 She's just a kid, grandma! -'No more will there anything minus!' 960 01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:59,750 'Only the combination of two minus signs, results in an equation!' 961 01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:02,291 'X & Y have been integrated together!' 962 01:07:02,416 --> 01:07:05,000 'And they have been synced together!' 963 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:10,000 'Such linking and syncing is what is infatuation!' 964 01:08:04,666 --> 01:08:06,041 Why? What happened? 965 01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:08,333 Why are you all looking at us like that? 966 01:08:08,458 --> 01:08:10,375 If there's a fuse, swap bulbs. Not lips! 967 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:12,375 This is common between guys and girls! 968 01:08:38,250 --> 01:08:39,250 How do you know this? 969 01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:42,333 Not just us! The whole city knows it! We've heard it so many times! 970 01:08:43,041 --> 01:08:45,333 Alright then. I have no time to discuss this! 971 01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:46,666 We have exams tomorrow! 972 01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:48,583 Come, Maha. Let's study! 973 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:52,000 The bulb will go out again. Use this. 974 01:08:52,125 --> 01:08:53,750 Give me that, you bandicoot! 975 01:08:53,875 --> 01:08:55,041 What is this, man? 976 01:08:55,166 --> 01:08:57,708 This is what they call 'combined studies', mom! 977 01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:00,666 What a fine father! 978 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,000 Get going! 979 01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:14,208 Hello, son-in-law! 980 01:09:14,958 --> 01:09:17,291 I've found a great alliance for your daughter. 981 01:09:19,583 --> 01:09:21,666 Yes, very much in accordance to your status! 982 01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:24,666 Alright. Come over. 983 01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:26,125 We'll discuss the rest then. 984 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:06,000 If I'm first in class, I'll tell you something. 985 01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,333 If I come first, I'll tell you something, too! 986 01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:12,833 What did Mahalakshmi want to tell you? 987 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:16,583 What the hell do women usually say? 988 01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:18,875 "Sorry, 'mama'! Goodbye, 'mama'!" What else? 989 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,416 I'll kick the snot out of you! 990 01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:24,333 Who was the topper, bro? First, tell us that! 991 01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:45,541 If Balu came first, what did you wish to tell him, sis? 992 01:10:46,208 --> 01:10:47,541 Do I look good? 993 01:10:49,708 --> 01:10:51,458 What do you want to tell him? 994 01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:54,250 First, tell me how I look. Then, I'll tell you. 995 01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:56,875 You look amazing, sis! 996 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,125 Is that so? 997 01:10:58,250 --> 01:11:00,166 Then, I'll tell you later! -Sis! 998 01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:04,583 You never give parties when your son tops the class. What has changed? 999 01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:06,958 Please wait a while. Groom's on the way. 1000 01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:08,750 Soon as he's here, I'll tell you. 1001 01:11:09,958 --> 01:11:12,250 What is this, Mahalakshmi? You didn't come first? 1002 01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:14,166 'Mama' certainly did! 1003 01:11:14,291 --> 01:11:17,333 So Balu coming first is akin to you coming first? Very well... 1004 01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:19,791 There's some kind of infatuation between them! 1005 01:11:19,916 --> 01:11:20,916 Oh? Is that so? 1006 01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:27,041 You came first after you joined forces with Maha to torpedo Ajay. 1007 01:11:27,166 --> 01:11:28,958 Awesome, buddy. Congrats! 1008 01:11:31,625 --> 01:11:34,250 What the hell, man? Can't you keep your mouth shut? 1009 01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:35,541 Let it slide! 1010 01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:36,666 What did I say wrong? 1011 01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:43,916 Sis, Balu asked that you take a straw and come to the terrace! 1012 01:11:46,708 --> 01:11:49,166 A straw, huh? Alright, I'll take one! 1013 01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:52,416 Why get upset over this? 1014 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:55,041 Ups and downs are part of life! 1015 01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:58,208 Don't get too sad and think of what to do next. 1016 01:11:59,541 --> 01:12:01,708 Do you get what I'm saying? -Who's on the phone? 1017 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,916 How about that, 'mama'? Gave quite a shock, didn't I? 1018 01:12:14,041 --> 01:12:15,791 Yes, he'd be definitely shocked! 1019 01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:19,500 Said that a treat from me wouldn't be possible even if I sold my family fortune? 1020 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:20,625 See what he does now! 1021 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,541 Whatever the case, Ajay is great! 1022 01:12:24,583 --> 01:12:28,333 Despite all our planning, he only scored 2% less than you! 1023 01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:31,416 Good thing we planned well! 1024 01:12:31,541 --> 01:12:33,625 If not, he may have even topped the class! 1025 01:12:36,208 --> 01:12:39,125 So, you say our plan worked out well? 1026 01:12:40,416 --> 01:12:44,166 So, if your words of love hadn't distracted him, he'd have topped the class, yes? 1027 01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:46,958 Definitely, 'mama'! He's quite the bookworm! 1028 01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:48,791 He's always reading something! 1029 01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:53,458 However you look at it, Ajay's great, right? 1030 01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:56,083 Yes. No doubt about it. He's totally great. 1031 01:12:56,208 --> 01:12:57,208 What about me? 1032 01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:01,125 Tell me. If Ajay's great, what am I? 1033 01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:02,791 You're great too, 'mama'. 1034 01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:05,125 A question can't have two answers, Mahalakshmi. 1035 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,333 Is Ajay great or am I great? 1036 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:10,791 You're the great one. 1037 01:13:10,916 --> 01:13:12,000 What was that pause for? 1038 01:13:13,416 --> 01:13:15,666 Only upon thinking, does it seem to you I'm great? 1039 01:13:15,791 --> 01:13:17,125 Nothing like that! 1040 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:19,875 Did you say that to compel him? -Time to cut the cake, Balu! 1041 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,000 I'll get him, aunty! 1042 01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:25,208 Everyone downstairs is happy. Let's go cut the cake! 1043 01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:27,416 Why fight between ourselves now? Let's go! 1044 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:30,083 So you agree with me because I'm picking a fight, yes? 1045 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:31,625 So, Ajay is great, huh? 1046 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:35,375 So this is what you wanted to tell me if I came first? 1047 01:13:36,166 --> 01:13:37,166 No, 'mama'! 1048 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:41,791 Hold on! 1049 01:13:41,916 --> 01:13:42,916 Please don't talk to me! 1050 01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,583 I have no joy in being topper! 1051 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,833 It's as if someone threw alms to me! 1052 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:52,000 Where were you all this time? Cut the cake and get this party going! 1053 01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:54,166 No party or anything! Ask everyone to leave! 1054 01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:58,375 What do I look like to you? 1055 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:00,791 You call Ajay great! How can he ever be great? 1056 01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:03,875 How could you think such a thing? 1057 01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:07,916 Listen up! 1058 01:14:08,041 --> 01:14:10,458 How can a guy who gets disturbed, ever be great? 1059 01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:14,000 If one loves studying, nothing would ever distract them! 1060 01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:16,500 Didn't you disturb me in the name of infatuation? 1061 01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:17,875 Was I distracted? 1062 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,250 Did I distract you, 'mama'? 1063 01:14:19,375 --> 01:14:21,583 Yes! Didn't you distract me like you did with Ajay? 1064 01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:23,041 And, both are the same, is it? 1065 01:14:23,166 --> 01:14:24,583 Yes, it is! 1066 01:14:24,708 --> 01:14:26,916 If they're the same, I'll tell you right now! 1067 01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:28,458 Ajay is greater than you! 1068 01:14:31,583 --> 01:14:32,708 Get out of here! 1069 01:14:32,833 --> 01:14:35,000 You eat in our house, but praise him? 1070 01:14:35,125 --> 01:14:37,000 What? What did you just say? 1071 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:39,500 I said that you eat in our house but praise him! 1072 01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:41,791 What are you saying, Balu? What happened to you? 1073 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:43,625 Look at her, dad! 1074 01:14:44,375 --> 01:14:48,250 After getting her out of some village, letting her stay here, feeding her... 1075 01:14:48,375 --> 01:14:51,291 ...and helping her study, she calls someone else great! 1076 01:14:51,416 --> 01:14:52,541 Ajay's great, huh? 1077 01:14:52,666 --> 01:14:53,875 Who fed whom? 1078 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,208 If it wasn't for my dad's help, uncle couldn't have set up his business! 1079 01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:58,875 Understand that! 1080 01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:02,333 He's just ranting about. Don't join him! 1081 01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:05,375 What is all of this, man? 1082 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:08,208 In such a joyous time, why fight like so? 1083 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:09,333 Be quiet, dear boy! 1084 01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:11,625 Hear what she's saying, mom? 1085 01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:13,750 They gave us all of this, huh? 1086 01:15:13,875 --> 01:15:16,041 All we have is alms they gave us, she says! 1087 01:15:16,166 --> 01:15:18,708 If my dad hadn't pitied you and gotten you out of that dump... 1088 01:15:18,833 --> 01:15:20,416 ...you'd still be patting dung there! 1089 01:15:20,541 --> 01:15:22,958 Least I would've just been patting dung! 1090 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,666 You would've ripped your clothes, stared at the sky... 1091 01:15:25,791 --> 01:15:28,625 ...and streaked across the streets screaming 'first rank'! 1092 01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:30,708 Yes! I can't survive without being topper! 1093 01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:32,041 But, remember this! 1094 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:34,041 If not for us, your family can't survive! 1095 01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:35,375 What the hell, man? -True! 1096 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:38,083 You gave me a place to stay, study and eat! 1097 01:15:38,208 --> 01:15:40,500 If not for your family, we couldn't have survived! 1098 01:15:40,625 --> 01:15:41,958 Thank you very much for that! 1099 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:43,750 But, here's the thing! 1100 01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:46,666 I'll find a job and settle our debt! 1101 01:15:46,791 --> 01:15:48,791 With interest, too! Will that suffice? 1102 01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:50,583 Who the hell will give you a job? 1103 01:15:50,708 --> 01:15:52,916 Maybe once I start a company, ask me for a job! 1104 01:15:53,041 --> 01:15:54,833 I'll be kind enough to oblige. -Stop it! 1105 01:15:54,958 --> 01:15:56,250 Work with it. Now go! 1106 01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:57,791 That's alright! 1107 01:15:57,916 --> 01:16:00,416 Let me know if you have problems running your company! 1108 01:16:00,541 --> 01:16:02,208 I'll come and help! 1109 01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:05,750 I'll make you say "That is Mahalakshmi"! 1110 01:16:05,875 --> 01:16:07,041 Get lost! 1111 01:16:07,166 --> 01:16:08,208 Dad! 1112 01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:10,250 Talk to him, mom! -What is this, man? 1113 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:12,458 Don't cry, dear. Don't cry. 1114 01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:14,333 I'm here for you. -No need, dad! 1115 01:16:14,458 --> 01:16:16,875 Welcome, son-in-law. Just arrived? 1116 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,916 Why stand here? Come in. -No, dad! Let's leave. 1117 01:16:21,041 --> 01:16:22,041 Brother-in-law! 1118 01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:24,708 Get me out of here, dad! -Come in! 1119 01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:27,666 Small tussle between kids. We'll talk! -No, Subbu. 1120 01:16:27,791 --> 01:16:29,083 We'll talk later. 1121 01:16:30,375 --> 01:16:31,458 Come, dear. 1122 01:16:31,583 --> 01:16:32,583 Hold on! 1123 01:16:33,416 --> 01:16:35,208 Tell me the computer password and go! 1124 01:16:50,541 --> 01:16:51,666 "Balu Mama." 1125 01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:04,916 All aunties, please leave! 1126 01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:06,458 We need to speak to her alone! 1127 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,791 Hello sis! 1128 01:17:13,708 --> 01:17:14,875 How are you all studying? 1129 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,958 Why do you ask Balu-type questions? 1130 01:17:17,083 --> 01:17:18,708 Close your eyes, sis! 1131 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:20,500 Why? 1132 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:27,833 I've stopped eating chicken. 1133 01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:31,500 What? You've stopped eating chicken? 1134 01:17:31,625 --> 01:17:32,625 Yes, I have. 1135 01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:33,750 What happened, sis? 1136 01:17:34,625 --> 01:17:36,875 Did Balu say anything to you? Tell me, sis! 1137 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,791 Nowadays, I work out at the gym. I'll rip him to shreds! 1138 01:17:40,875 --> 01:17:43,000 What happened, sis? Tell us! 1139 01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:45,583 You all know that Balu and I got into a fight, right? 1140 01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:48,291 After that, we stopped talking. 1141 01:17:49,416 --> 01:17:51,666 A few days later, I got a phone call. 1142 01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:54,958 I learnt that grandma was in a critical condition. 1143 01:18:11,916 --> 01:18:13,375 How is she, doctor? 1144 01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:17,541 Who are you? -She is my grandmother, too. 1145 01:18:17,666 --> 01:18:18,666 Ask him. 1146 01:18:21,416 --> 01:18:22,416 Uncle... 1147 01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:25,250 How is grandma, uncle? 1148 01:18:26,041 --> 01:18:27,416 Oh wow! 1149 01:18:27,541 --> 01:18:29,041 Is this the same Mahalakshmi? 1150 01:18:29,166 --> 01:18:32,541 What's up? When did you get here? How are you? 1151 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,875 Tell me how grandma's doing, uncle. 1152 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,458 Oh, throw that old crow in the trash! 1153 01:18:37,583 --> 01:18:39,625 You said you'd pay us back with interest! 1154 01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:42,458 Do you have it with you now? How come you have no suitcase? 1155 01:18:44,708 --> 01:18:46,125 Intend to pay us by cheque? 1156 01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:47,916 Please, uncle. How is she? 1157 01:18:48,041 --> 01:18:49,083 What do I say, dear? 1158 01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:53,375 I brought you here to study, so you wouldn't struggle in your village. 1159 01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:57,250 But, you said you'll pay everything back with interest and left. 1160 01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:58,750 Do you know something, Maha? 1161 01:18:58,875 --> 01:19:00,708 You were only a baby when your mom died. 1162 01:19:01,458 --> 01:19:03,750 Your aunt was the one who nursed and raised you. 1163 01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:05,750 Are you looking to settle that debt, too? 1164 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,166 Tell me, Mahalakshmi. 1165 01:19:10,541 --> 01:19:12,041 Please forgive me, uncle! 1166 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,083 Your grandma is fine. Nothing's wrong with her. 1167 01:19:22,583 --> 01:19:25,291 With your tears, you've paid up the interest. Okay? 1168 01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:28,166 Now smile! 1169 01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:31,833 Now you've paid the principal, too! 1170 01:19:31,958 --> 01:19:33,666 Come, let's go see grandma. 1171 01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:36,041 Have change for 2,000 rupees? 1172 01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:41,083 Have change for 2,000 rupees, sir? 1173 01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:47,583 Have change for 2,000 bucks, bro? 1174 01:19:47,708 --> 01:19:48,708 Nephew? 1175 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,375 When did you come, uncle? Didn't see you. 1176 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:52,750 Sure, I believe you. 1177 01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:55,208 How much change do you want? -A hundred rupees. 1178 01:19:57,666 --> 01:19:59,291 Here. First go and pay it up. 1179 01:19:59,416 --> 01:20:00,416 Here you go, uncle. 1180 01:20:01,458 --> 01:20:02,666 It's alright, dear boy. 1181 01:20:02,791 --> 01:20:05,416 We'll adjust it when we settle our account. 1182 01:20:05,541 --> 01:20:06,916 Go on. -I'm sorry, uncle. 1183 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:13,458 Don't know how, but she just fainted after the cake cutting. 1184 01:20:13,583 --> 01:20:15,500 I've gotten the report. -After that, I... 1185 01:20:15,625 --> 01:20:17,875 What is it, son? Paid the fee? -Yes. 1186 01:20:40,791 --> 01:20:43,125 Want to me to buy a coffee or something for you? 1187 01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:44,708 We've already had some. 1188 01:20:44,833 --> 01:20:47,083 You and Mahalakshmi go have some. Alright? 1189 01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:49,708 And then... 1190 01:21:06,708 --> 01:21:08,291 Heads. So you must talk first. 1191 01:21:08,416 --> 01:21:10,666 But, you already spoke first. 1192 01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:12,416 You never gave me that chance. 1193 01:21:13,958 --> 01:21:14,958 How are you? 1194 01:21:15,875 --> 01:21:17,125 So far, not so good. 1195 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:19,000 Recession period, right? 1196 01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:20,791 I lost my job because of it. 1197 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:23,333 Confident about the job, I bought a flat. 1198 01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:25,583 As I lost my job, couldn't pay the EMI. 1199 01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:28,250 After that, we had to sell the land we had in the village. 1200 01:21:28,375 --> 01:21:29,916 Right now, even dad stays with me. 1201 01:21:31,375 --> 01:21:33,375 Overall, the situation is pretty bad. 1202 01:21:36,083 --> 01:21:37,666 Why are you looking at me like that? 1203 01:21:37,791 --> 01:21:40,166 Only if I say such things, you will be glad, right? 1204 01:21:42,416 --> 01:21:44,375 Now you make me happy. 1205 01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,000 Last year, I started a company. Didn't go well at all! 1206 01:21:47,125 --> 01:21:48,208 100 crore rupees lost! 1207 01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:51,958 Never mind saving money, I have none to even shave my beard! 1208 01:21:52,083 --> 01:21:53,875 This is the last shirt I have. 1209 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,791 After this, I need to borrow from Kumar! 1210 01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,583 Grandma's unwell... -That's enough. 1211 01:21:57,708 --> 01:21:59,083 I became very happy. 1212 01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:06,333 How childish we were! 1213 01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:08,291 When I slept, you studied! 1214 01:22:08,416 --> 01:22:10,708 Know how I jealous I was when you topped the class? 1215 01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:12,250 I'd tear your books apart! 1216 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:14,833 You'd study your books by hiding them in film magazines! 1217 01:22:14,958 --> 01:22:18,416 I challenged you that you'd be forced to say "That is Mahalakshmi!" 1218 01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:21,000 I said that I'd get you a job in my company! 1219 01:22:21,125 --> 01:22:23,666 Thinking about all of these used to make me laugh hard! 1220 01:22:24,666 --> 01:22:27,666 Okay, Mahalakshmi. Now tell me the truth. What are you doing now? 1221 01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:30,458 I'm working at Infosys. 1222 01:22:30,583 --> 01:22:34,041 With a salary of 1.5 lakh rupees. I've bought at flat at East Coast Road. 1223 01:22:35,416 --> 01:22:36,708 What have you been up to? 1224 01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:42,375 To tell you the truth, you know that I can't live without being number one. 1225 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,708 Last year, I started a company. 'Cloud Technologies'. 1226 01:22:45,833 --> 01:22:47,708 We have a little over hundred employees. 1227 01:22:47,833 --> 01:22:49,458 Annual turnover is 40 crore rupees. 1228 01:22:49,583 --> 01:22:51,375 I'm about to open another branch, too. 1229 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:53,166 How much did you say your salary was? 1230 01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:58,708 The lowest pay I give my employees is two lakh rupees. 1231 01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:03,208 If you ever want a job, call me. 1232 01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:05,750 I'll set you up with a great job. Don't worry. 1233 01:23:05,875 --> 01:23:08,250 So I must plead with you if I want a job, right? 1234 01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:09,625 Only then will you give me. 1235 01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:11,750 I didn't mean it like that! 1236 01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:14,250 Why are you talking like this? I'm not the man I was. 1237 01:23:14,375 --> 01:23:16,666 I've changed a lot! How do I prove it to you? 1238 01:23:19,625 --> 01:23:21,416 Ajay is great! Is that alright? 1239 01:23:21,541 --> 01:23:23,041 I agree that Ajay is great. 1240 01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:29,791 What is this? I admit that Ajay is great and you still won't say that I'm great! 1241 01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:33,958 When you first started talking, I thought you had matured a bit. 1242 01:23:34,083 --> 01:23:35,416 But, not even a little bit... 1243 01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:39,083 I knew that you weren't mature enough to talk to me! 1244 01:23:39,208 --> 01:23:41,083 That's why I broke the ice! 1245 01:23:43,166 --> 01:23:44,416 You haven't changed at all! 1246 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:46,541 You haven't changed either, Mahalakshmi. 1247 01:23:48,541 --> 01:23:50,375 Get the luggage from the car! -Yes, sir! 1248 01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:51,500 Welcome, uncle! 1249 01:23:53,833 --> 01:23:54,916 Are you well? 1250 01:23:59,791 --> 01:24:00,791 I am well. 1251 01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:03,166 Who the hell is this guy? 1252 01:24:03,291 --> 01:24:05,583 How can he take the luggage without my permission? 1253 01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:07,166 His name is Appu, uncle. 1254 01:24:07,291 --> 01:24:10,458 Since his youth, he has stayed with us as domestic help. 1255 01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:13,208 I'm a member of this family, too! -Family member, eh? 1256 01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:15,958 Don't say that! If you're a family member, then what am I? 1257 01:24:16,083 --> 01:24:17,666 Just say 'family employee'! 1258 01:24:17,791 --> 01:24:19,500 Uncle! You... 1259 01:24:19,625 --> 01:24:21,250 Your Benz car was black, right? 1260 01:24:21,375 --> 01:24:23,458 You've come in a white one. -It is a black Benz! 1261 01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:25,291 The Indian climate mustn't ruin it. 1262 01:24:25,416 --> 01:24:26,583 So, I painted it white! 1263 01:24:26,708 --> 01:24:28,625 Could've just bought a white one instead! 1264 01:24:28,750 --> 01:24:30,958 A black car can be painted white! 1265 01:24:31,083 --> 01:24:32,750 How do you paint a white car white? 1266 01:24:32,875 --> 01:24:34,708 No... -My sister didn't raise you well! 1267 01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:37,291 Thought you forgetfully took another person's car! 1268 01:24:38,291 --> 01:24:39,375 Me? Forgetful? 1269 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:41,250 You're talking like a child, Kumar! 1270 01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:43,500 Good grief! My name isn't Kumar, uncle! 1271 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:45,458 It's Subbu! -Don't I know that? 1272 01:24:45,583 --> 01:24:48,875 When you were a kid, I used to lovingly call you 'Kumar baby'! 1273 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,125 Ask your mom about it! 1274 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:52,125 Listen up! I'm Robert Ramaiah! 1275 01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:54,750 2 GB RAM! 20 GB memory! 1276 01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:57,500 Even if Google forgets, Robert Ramaiah will not! 1277 01:24:57,625 --> 01:24:59,916 My strength is my memory! Let's go! 1278 01:25:02,208 --> 01:25:03,875 Is that so, uncle? 1279 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:06,291 Brother-in-law! My uncle from America! 1280 01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:07,416 He is Jayanthi's... 1281 01:25:07,541 --> 01:25:09,083 I know! Jayanthi's husband, yes? 1282 01:25:09,208 --> 01:25:10,708 I handed him the nuptial thread! 1283 01:25:10,833 --> 01:25:12,375 You didn't come to their wedding! 1284 01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:16,583 Also, after your child was born, I wanted to call you. 1285 01:25:16,708 --> 01:25:19,541 As I didn't have your number, I couldn't. Please give it to me. 1286 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:26,208 Oh man! Storing Indian phone numbers are a pain! 1287 01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:28,125 If you don't mind, please save it for me. 1288 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:31,250 Dear nephew! -What is it, uncle? 1289 01:25:32,458 --> 01:25:33,833 Maybe he can't see. 1290 01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:37,458 My eyes are fine. Please save your phone number. 1291 01:25:37,583 --> 01:25:39,041 Nephew... -Yes, uncle? 1292 01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:41,500 Maybe he's illiterate. 1293 01:25:41,625 --> 01:25:44,458 I know how to read and write! Please store it for me! 1294 01:25:44,583 --> 01:25:46,250 Nephew? -Yes, uncle? 1295 01:25:47,541 --> 01:25:50,000 When did you renovate the house? -Six months ago. 1296 01:25:51,125 --> 01:25:52,166 What's wrong? 1297 01:25:52,291 --> 01:25:54,333 For six months, it looks very old! 1298 01:25:54,458 --> 01:25:57,875 In America, we shift houses every month! 1299 01:25:58,000 --> 01:25:59,750 Have you saved it? Give me that. 1300 01:26:01,750 --> 01:26:03,791 'Krishna'. Still those archaic names! 1301 01:26:03,916 --> 01:26:06,250 Much like your look, you haven't changed your name! 1302 01:26:07,333 --> 01:26:09,833 Got a taste of my uncle's memory power? 1303 01:26:12,666 --> 01:26:14,250 Even if Google forgets, I will not! 1304 01:26:14,375 --> 01:26:16,458 If you have so much memory, you'd remember me! 1305 01:26:16,583 --> 01:26:18,500 Of course, I'd remember! You are... 1306 01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:21,791 Tell me! -You are... 1307 01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:23,250 Krishna's son, right? 1308 01:26:23,375 --> 01:26:25,333 No, uncle! He's my son! 1309 01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:27,541 If he's your son, he's Krishna's son-in-law! 1310 01:26:27,666 --> 01:26:29,583 No one understands that! 1311 01:26:29,708 --> 01:26:31,291 Think hard, kiddo! 1312 01:26:31,416 --> 01:26:33,833 In your childhood, you'd keep playing with my beard! 1313 01:26:33,958 --> 01:26:36,583 While going to school, you'd hold my finger and tag along! 1314 01:26:36,708 --> 01:26:39,166 When you were just an infant, he went to America! 1315 01:26:39,291 --> 01:26:40,375 Only now, did he return! 1316 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:43,333 I wanted to connect with you on WhatsApp and chat with you. 1317 01:26:43,458 --> 01:26:46,416 As I didn't have your number, I couldn't. Save it on my phone. 1318 01:26:46,541 --> 01:26:48,666 My number, right? Sure, I'll save it for you. 1319 01:26:48,791 --> 01:26:50,500 Oh, man! Please hurry. 1320 01:26:51,416 --> 01:26:52,791 Change your expression, man! 1321 01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:53,916 Faster, kiddo! 1322 01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,583 Like a cricket umpire, he keeps staring at me! 1323 01:26:56,708 --> 01:27:00,333 You save the numbers correctly, but just forget to call! 1324 01:27:00,458 --> 01:27:03,416 I didn't forget, Surya! I was just busy! 1325 01:27:03,541 --> 01:27:04,750 Who is Surya, uncle? 1326 01:27:04,875 --> 01:27:06,041 Oh! Busted, am I? 1327 01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:08,208 Actor Surya from 'Singam' films! 1328 01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:10,125 Forgotten your son's name, have you? 1329 01:27:10,250 --> 01:27:11,666 My name isn't Surya. It's Balu. 1330 01:27:11,791 --> 01:27:15,125 To test your 2 GB RAM and 20 GB memory, I saved my number in another name. 1331 01:27:15,791 --> 01:27:18,833 I flew down here after learning that my sister was unwell! 1332 01:27:18,958 --> 01:27:21,708 Why do the silly kids mess with me like so? 1333 01:27:21,833 --> 01:27:24,458 Look that way! His glances freak the hell out of me! 1334 01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:29,083 Heard you have a heart problem, sis! What happened? 1335 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,166 Why you little... 1336 01:27:31,291 --> 01:27:34,666 Only if I'm ill and bed-ridden will you remember me? 1337 01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:36,625 Don't talk to me about memory, sis! 1338 01:27:36,750 --> 01:27:38,166 I have all numbers stored here! 1339 01:27:38,291 --> 01:27:40,458 But, I have your number in here! No, in here! 1340 01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:44,083 I owe my name, frame and life to my parents. 1341 01:27:44,208 --> 01:27:47,250 But, the one who sent me abroad, made me study, bought me a car... 1342 01:27:47,375 --> 01:27:50,791 ...and brought me social status was you! Will I ever forget that? 1343 01:27:52,125 --> 01:27:54,416 Bhavani? -I'm not Bhavani. My name is Aruna. 1344 01:27:54,541 --> 01:27:57,208 Okay, Aruna. Could you get some coffee with sugar? 1345 01:27:57,333 --> 01:27:58,958 Please and thanks. -Be right back! 1346 01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:05,250 In our family, everyone's heart is strong, sis! 1347 01:28:05,375 --> 01:28:07,833 But, I can't believe that you have heart problems! 1348 01:28:07,958 --> 01:28:12,583 Whatever you can't share on social media, you can share with me. 1349 01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:14,791 I must look into it, rectify it and cure you! 1350 01:28:14,916 --> 01:28:18,291 I must return my gratitude! Hence why I returned from America. Tell me! 1351 01:28:20,208 --> 01:28:22,791 What has affected my sister is no ordinary heart attack. 1352 01:28:22,916 --> 01:28:25,166 Even doctors in America or London cannot cure it! 1353 01:28:25,750 --> 01:28:26,875 Uncle! 1354 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,750 We normally can't understand you. 1355 01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:30,916 Now, you're speaking incoherently! 1356 01:28:31,041 --> 01:28:33,708 Please tell us very clearly what you want to say. 1357 01:28:33,833 --> 01:28:34,875 What do I say? 1358 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,416 My sister's wishing for a marriage! -What? 1359 01:28:37,541 --> 01:28:38,708 It's not what you think! 1360 01:28:38,833 --> 01:28:42,666 My sister's last wish is to see Balu and Maha get married. 1361 01:28:42,791 --> 01:28:43,791 What do you say? 1362 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:50,500 What do we have to say about this? 1363 01:28:50,625 --> 01:28:52,958 If the kids are okay with it, so are we! 1364 01:29:01,708 --> 01:29:03,166 If Balu's okay with it... 1365 01:29:03,291 --> 01:29:05,333 Sorry, uncle. I already have a girlfriend. 1366 01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:07,166 I'm going to marry her. 1367 01:29:08,833 --> 01:29:11,666 What he said might give me a heart attack! -What are you saying? 1368 01:29:11,791 --> 01:29:13,791 Who knows how my sister would react to this? 1369 01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:19,166 Mom, this is Swapna. 1370 01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:23,041 Yeah, go with that! 1371 01:29:24,833 --> 01:29:26,791 How come you never told me about this? 1372 01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:32,875 I already told you her name! 1373 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:34,833 Then, I don't need your number. 1374 01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:35,958 Who is she, Balu? 1375 01:29:37,041 --> 01:29:39,958 I told you I wouldn't introduce one person in this house, right? 1376 01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:42,791 She is that person. 1377 01:29:49,375 --> 01:29:51,041 Tsk-ing like a horse is all you can do. 1378 01:29:51,166 --> 01:29:53,083 He's got a chick that's as pretty as a pony! 1379 01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:02,166 Balu's got excellent taste, yes? 1380 01:30:02,291 --> 01:30:05,666 Balu's got excellent taste. But, she has horrible taste! 1381 01:30:07,541 --> 01:30:10,583 Balu's quite the short tempered guy. How'd you hook up with him? 1382 01:30:10,708 --> 01:30:12,750 Oh no, uncle! He's nothing like that! 1383 01:30:12,875 --> 01:30:15,541 As far as I'm concerned, Balu is great! 1384 01:30:17,458 --> 01:30:19,083 That word would've mesmerized him! 1385 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:22,500 Now watch how I extract the truth from her. 1386 01:30:22,625 --> 01:30:25,333 Alright, Apna... I mean, Swapna... 1387 01:30:26,333 --> 01:30:28,583 I'll ask you some questions on your personality. 1388 01:30:28,708 --> 01:30:30,875 You must answer them bravely. Okay? 1389 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:32,750 Your height... -5 foot 7 inches. 1390 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:35,500 And that means? 1391 01:30:35,625 --> 01:30:37,166 She's two inches taller than me. 1392 01:30:39,708 --> 01:30:41,541 And your salary? -Two lakh rupees! 1393 01:30:43,416 --> 01:30:44,791 How much for you? 1394 01:30:44,916 --> 01:30:46,500 50,000 rupees more than me. 1395 01:30:49,541 --> 01:30:51,041 With regards to personality... 1396 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,250 Saw how I nailed him? 1397 01:30:57,083 --> 01:30:59,000 Failed in one subject! Just passed in two! 1398 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,416 A real dunce! 1399 01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:05,083 Who is a dunce? Her or you? 1400 01:31:05,208 --> 01:31:07,083 You've just embarrassed America! 1401 01:31:09,500 --> 01:31:11,833 Phone number, huh? Still four digits short! 1402 01:31:11,958 --> 01:31:15,208 It's not a phone number, but the measurements of Miss India. 1403 01:31:18,833 --> 01:31:20,041 Measurements, huh? 1404 01:31:21,041 --> 01:31:23,416 He would've exaggerated, anyway. How about yours? 1405 01:31:33,208 --> 01:31:34,208 Dad! 1406 01:31:34,833 --> 01:31:36,083 Quickly find a groom for me. 1407 01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:40,083 Smarter, cuter and more stylish than Balu! 1408 01:31:41,083 --> 01:31:43,166 Overall, he must be more than the best of Balu! 1409 01:31:43,291 --> 01:31:44,458 What are you trying to say? 1410 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:47,958 That Balu is stylish, cute and intelligent... 1411 01:31:48,083 --> 01:31:51,041 ...and overall, Balu is the best. Am I right? 1412 01:31:53,708 --> 01:31:54,708 What a lovely girl. 1413 01:32:13,083 --> 01:32:16,083 It appears one can live here without a ration card or Aadhar card. 1414 01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:17,750 But, not without a boyfriend, eh? 1415 01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:20,625 Uncle, if Balu can have a partner can I not have one, too? 1416 01:32:23,208 --> 01:32:25,500 Why must we wait so long for a 'pannadhi' (beggar)? 1417 01:32:25,625 --> 01:32:26,750 "Pannadhi"? 1418 01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:28,125 Is that his name? 1419 01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:30,541 Lovely name. "Pannadhi". Is he a Korean? 1420 01:32:33,125 --> 01:32:36,333 I don't believe that anyone could ever fall in love with Mahalakshmi! 1421 01:32:36,458 --> 01:32:37,541 Hey, Ajay! 1422 01:32:51,250 --> 01:32:53,041 What problem would the car have, dear? 1423 01:32:53,166 --> 01:32:54,250 A Benz car, no less! 1424 01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:57,208 No, uncle. Just that Ajay's height is 6'1''. 1425 01:32:57,333 --> 01:32:58,791 His head bumps on to the roof! 1426 01:32:58,916 --> 01:33:01,125 6'1''? Are the military looking to enlist him? 1427 01:33:01,250 --> 01:33:03,708 It means he's two inches taller than you, Balu! 1428 01:33:03,833 --> 01:33:06,166 Does your head not bump onto your car, dear boy? 1429 01:33:06,291 --> 01:33:08,041 What are you asking, uncle? 1430 01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:13,625 For this very problem, he's bought three specially designed Audi cars! 1431 01:33:13,750 --> 01:33:14,875 Three cars, huh? 1432 01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:17,416 That means he has two cars more than you! 1433 01:33:17,541 --> 01:33:20,000 Do you have a call taxi company, Ajay? 1434 01:33:20,125 --> 01:33:23,291 What's that, uncle? A call taxi company? 1435 01:33:23,416 --> 01:33:25,291 He owns an IT company! 1436 01:33:25,416 --> 01:33:27,375 With an annual turnover of 100 crores! 1437 01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:28,500 100 crores, huh? 1438 01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:31,666 That's double that of Balu! 1439 01:33:33,041 --> 01:33:34,041 So Balu? 1440 01:33:35,250 --> 01:33:37,541 Why talk about all this now, Mahalakshmi? 1441 01:33:37,666 --> 01:33:39,125 You know I don't like this, yes? 1442 01:33:40,208 --> 01:33:41,541 See that, uncle? 1443 01:33:41,666 --> 01:33:44,125 He doesn't like it when anyone praises him! 1444 01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:48,500 Because of that, in my opinion, Ajay is great. Always. 1445 01:33:56,166 --> 01:33:57,291 Are you blind? 1446 01:33:57,416 --> 01:33:59,250 There was no collision! Why hit me? 1447 01:33:59,375 --> 01:34:01,916 Thankfully, the car is okay. -Drive carefully! 1448 01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:04,333 How do you know that the car is okay? 1449 01:34:04,458 --> 01:34:06,625 Maha, this isn't a car. It's my life. 1450 01:34:06,750 --> 01:34:08,958 My heart will stop if anything happens to it! 1451 01:34:10,833 --> 01:34:11,833 Tell me, Balu. 1452 01:34:11,958 --> 01:34:14,083 Approve that SIM card company project! 1453 01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:16,333 This year, our turnover must cross 100 crores! 1454 01:34:16,458 --> 01:34:18,208 That's really hard, buddy. 1455 01:34:18,333 --> 01:34:20,625 For we need to buy new systems and hire more staff. 1456 01:34:20,750 --> 01:34:23,583 It's a really big process. The smallest slip can lead to loss! 1457 01:34:23,708 --> 01:34:25,083 What if it succeeds? 1458 01:34:25,208 --> 01:34:26,833 That's not it, buddy. Very risky. 1459 01:34:26,958 --> 01:34:29,958 Why? Despite you knowing nothing, I've kept you on as a partner. 1460 01:34:30,083 --> 01:34:31,625 Is this a bigger risk than that? 1461 01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:33,208 Are those two the same, buddy? 1462 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,000 Very well then. 1463 01:34:35,125 --> 01:34:36,416 Do what I say, man! 1464 01:34:36,541 --> 01:34:37,958 Awesome twist, sis! 1465 01:34:38,083 --> 01:34:39,875 You nailed Ajay's entrance! 1466 01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:41,791 Balu must have been shocked! 1467 01:34:41,916 --> 01:34:44,291 During that time, you must have called us! 1468 01:34:44,416 --> 01:34:46,583 We'd have ridiculed Balu to make him mad further! 1469 01:34:46,708 --> 01:34:48,458 Yes, sis! 1470 01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:51,250 Then, how did the engagement happen? 1471 01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:04,666 'Like a piece of paper that flutters in the air...' 1472 01:35:04,791 --> 01:35:10,041 '...why did you move away from me, O dear girl?' 1473 01:35:10,166 --> 01:35:15,416 'Mistaking a mirage to be an image of true love...' 1474 01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:20,708 '...I sought it out, but it was for all naught!' 1475 01:35:42,125 --> 01:35:47,333 'Like a piece of paper that flutters in the air...' 1476 01:35:47,458 --> 01:35:52,708 '...why did you move away from me, O dear girl?' 1477 01:35:52,833 --> 01:35:58,083 'Mistaking a mirage to be an image of true love...' 1478 01:35:58,208 --> 01:36:03,791 '...I sought it out, but it was for all naught!' 1479 01:36:03,916 --> 01:36:09,000 'Two eyes are not sufficient!' 1480 01:36:09,125 --> 01:36:14,041 'A million eyes, I have not to cry!' 1481 01:36:14,166 --> 01:36:19,458 'Eyelids, far from the eyes! Memories, far from the heart!' 1482 01:36:19,583 --> 01:36:23,708 'And life? Far from the body!' 1483 01:36:24,916 --> 01:36:30,041 'Fall to the ground, did one flower of a pair in a plant!' 1484 01:36:30,166 --> 01:36:34,541 'Despite this fall, can they ever unite again?' 1485 01:36:57,416 --> 01:37:02,583 'The moments I lived with you...' 1486 01:37:02,708 --> 01:37:07,833 '...lie shattered like glass!' 1487 01:37:07,958 --> 01:37:13,291 'All the memories we made together...' 1488 01:37:13,416 --> 01:37:18,083 '...flashed before my eyes, one by one!' 1489 01:37:18,208 --> 01:37:23,708 'If we get everything we sought...' 1490 01:37:23,833 --> 01:37:29,041 '...realize this pain, the heart will not!' 1491 01:37:29,166 --> 01:37:34,458 'If we enjoy anything we receive...' 1492 01:37:34,583 --> 01:37:39,333 '...cry not, will a single eye!' 1493 01:37:39,458 --> 01:37:44,750 'Is my anger, my love? Is your silence, your love?' 1494 01:37:44,875 --> 01:37:48,958 'We go about without realizing that!' 1495 01:37:50,208 --> 01:37:55,416 'One word of a mine, should suffice. As will one word of yours, in response.' 1496 01:37:55,541 --> 01:37:59,750 'All will turn upside down! Speak, my girl.' 1497 01:38:01,166 --> 01:38:06,041 'Like a piece of paper that flutters in the air...' 1498 01:38:06,166 --> 01:38:11,166 '...why did you move away from me, O dear girl?' 1499 01:38:11,291 --> 01:38:16,750 'Mistaking a mirage to be an image of true love...' 1500 01:38:16,875 --> 01:38:22,291 '...I sought it out, but it was for all naught!' 1501 01:38:22,416 --> 01:38:27,958 'Two eyes are not sufficient!' 1502 01:38:28,083 --> 01:38:32,833 'A million eyes, I have not to cry!' 1503 01:38:32,958 --> 01:38:38,000 'Eyelids, far from the eyes! Memories, far from the heart!' 1504 01:38:38,125 --> 01:38:41,833 'And life? Far from the body!' 1505 01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:48,708 'Fall to the ground, did one flower of a pair in a plant!' 1506 01:38:48,833 --> 01:38:52,750 'Despite this fall, can they ever unite again?' 1507 01:38:57,541 --> 01:38:58,583 In this invitation... 1508 01:39:00,250 --> 01:39:02,125 ...I wished for Balu and Maha's names... 1509 01:39:03,583 --> 01:39:06,041 ...to be together. 1510 01:39:07,875 --> 01:39:09,750 The fact that it ended up just a dream... 1511 01:39:11,916 --> 01:39:13,833 ...was something I never expected. 1512 01:39:13,958 --> 01:39:15,375 Some dreams are like that, mom. 1513 01:39:16,375 --> 01:39:18,083 They remain just that. Dreams. 1514 01:39:19,333 --> 01:39:22,041 You wanted to be together with dad, too. 1515 01:39:22,166 --> 01:39:24,416 That... didn't happen, either. 1516 01:39:25,500 --> 01:39:27,208 This is just like that, mom. 1517 01:39:38,125 --> 01:39:41,666 This is the first auspicious event in our family. 1518 01:39:43,541 --> 01:39:45,958 It must not happen without your grandpa's presence. 1519 01:39:48,500 --> 01:39:49,833 This first invitation... 1520 01:39:50,833 --> 01:39:54,416 ...must be given to him. Could you to tell him I want him there? 1521 01:39:55,541 --> 01:39:57,583 I'm not in a position to do it myself. 1522 01:39:58,750 --> 01:40:01,125 Tell your grandpa that's why I couldn't come. 1523 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:04,625 No matter what... 1524 01:40:04,750 --> 01:40:07,750 ...don't tell him that I'm in a critical condition! 1525 01:40:21,583 --> 01:40:23,666 Mop! Put that luggage in my car! 1526 01:40:23,791 --> 01:40:25,083 Keep it in my car, Mop! 1527 01:40:26,416 --> 01:40:28,541 Laugh it out, Mop! -Why? 1528 01:40:28,666 --> 01:40:31,750 The thought of travelling 500 kilometres by auto-rickshaw. That's why! 1529 01:40:32,500 --> 01:40:35,125 Tell him not to comment about my car! 1530 01:40:37,500 --> 01:40:40,958 The two of you seem like an angry couple after marriage! 1531 01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:44,500 What is your problem, now? About which car to use, yes? 1532 01:40:44,625 --> 01:40:47,041 I have a technique in America. What's it called? 1533 01:40:47,166 --> 01:40:49,458 The 'RRT'! Robert Ramaiah Technique! 1534 01:40:50,541 --> 01:40:52,291 Please come and put your key here! 1535 01:40:55,791 --> 01:40:58,166 Hey, Maha! Come and do the same! 1536 01:41:02,916 --> 01:41:04,875 Now, I'll shuffle them! 1537 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:06,666 And that will solve your problem! 1538 01:41:17,291 --> 01:41:19,375 Keep it in there! -Sure thing! 1539 01:41:19,500 --> 01:41:21,250 What's wrong with him? 1540 01:41:21,375 --> 01:41:22,375 Let's go! 1541 01:41:29,458 --> 01:41:30,833 You moron! 1542 01:41:30,958 --> 01:41:33,041 Let's move! -Hey, family employee! 1543 01:41:33,166 --> 01:41:34,708 Why keep the luggage in my car? 1544 01:41:34,833 --> 01:41:37,458 Per the Robert Ramaiah technique, your car was selected! 1545 01:41:39,708 --> 01:41:43,958 The doctor who sought to treat a patient, has become a patient himself! 1546 01:41:44,083 --> 01:41:45,541 Ask her to drive, Mop! 1547 01:41:45,666 --> 01:41:46,791 I won't drive! 1548 01:41:46,916 --> 01:41:48,666 I can't drive either, bro! 1549 01:41:48,791 --> 01:41:50,541 Why fight over this, you two? 1550 01:41:50,666 --> 01:41:53,083 He's idling by! Let him drive! -"Idling by?" 1551 01:41:54,458 --> 01:41:57,291 I'm not a driver! I'm the owner of this Benz car! 1552 01:41:57,416 --> 01:41:59,500 Owner, right? Then drive! -I don't know how! 1553 01:41:59,625 --> 01:42:02,000 Then why buy a car? -Was a desire. For status. 1554 01:42:03,791 --> 01:42:06,208 What? -Thank goodness you didn't get married! 1555 01:42:07,250 --> 01:42:08,375 I'll skewer you later! 1556 01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:10,416 I won't agree to that! -Crap! 1557 01:42:12,083 --> 01:42:15,416 If you fight like this before leaving, won't my car get into an accident? 1558 01:42:15,541 --> 01:42:16,916 What is the problem, now? 1559 01:42:17,041 --> 01:42:20,125 All because the two of you know each other, right? Put that aside! 1560 01:42:20,250 --> 01:42:24,916 From this moment on, the two of you are new flowers from different gardens! 1561 01:42:37,166 --> 01:42:39,333 Your name isn't Balu. 1562 01:42:39,458 --> 01:42:41,250 It's Sharukh. Sharukh Khan! 1563 01:42:42,291 --> 01:42:44,166 Why are you laughing? Don't like my idea? 1564 01:42:44,916 --> 01:42:46,375 The idea is fine. 1565 01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:49,000 But the fact that you called him Sharukh made me laugh! 1566 01:42:50,333 --> 01:42:52,666 From this moment, your name isn't Maha. It's Kajol! 1567 01:42:53,750 --> 01:42:54,791 Why are you laughing? 1568 01:42:54,916 --> 01:42:57,000 Just that it's hard to see her as 'Kajol'. 1569 01:42:57,833 --> 01:43:00,458 Thought you wouldn't fight if I changed your names... 1570 01:43:00,583 --> 01:43:02,250 ...but you fight when I change them! 1571 01:43:02,375 --> 01:43:05,041 You drive for the first 3 hours! You drive for the next 3 hours! 1572 01:43:05,166 --> 01:43:07,041 Please take good care of my car! 1573 01:43:52,250 --> 01:43:53,375 How is the car, Balu? 1574 01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:54,750 What about it? It's fine. 1575 01:43:57,500 --> 01:44:00,625 Had a feeling of an organ being ripped and flung out of my body! 1576 01:44:01,625 --> 01:44:03,666 Is that so? -Yes. Tell Maha that I said 'hi'! 1577 01:44:03,791 --> 01:44:05,541 Turn on the radio if you guys get bored. 1578 01:44:05,666 --> 01:44:06,833 Your journey will be fun! 1579 01:44:06,958 --> 01:44:09,291 That's what we're listening to. The sound is epic! 1580 01:44:10,291 --> 01:44:11,291 It's epic? 1581 01:44:11,416 --> 01:44:13,875 I can't hear anything! It's shivering, here! 1582 01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:17,166 Since you're pretty far off, that's why you can't hear it. 1583 01:44:21,166 --> 01:44:23,875 What's in the car isn't an engine, but my heart! 1584 01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:27,291 The notion of pressing the accelerator too hard might hurt the car... 1585 01:44:27,416 --> 01:44:29,333 ...was why I never learnt to drive! 1586 01:44:30,333 --> 01:44:32,166 Take care, kiddo. Be safe. 1587 01:44:32,291 --> 01:44:34,291 Fine, I'll take care. -Happy journey! 1588 01:44:35,333 --> 01:44:36,333 To my car! 1589 01:45:27,875 --> 01:45:29,583 Who do you think you're messing with? 1590 01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:51,791 Hey, stop the car! -Why? 1591 01:45:53,333 --> 01:45:54,791 Must I tell you everything? 1592 01:45:59,750 --> 01:46:01,291 I'll take a leak and be right back. 1593 01:46:05,791 --> 01:46:06,958 Why did you keep driving? 1594 01:46:09,750 --> 01:46:11,333 Are you going to stop the car or not? 1595 01:46:18,708 --> 01:46:20,875 She's increasing the air-conditioning, too! 1596 01:46:25,333 --> 01:46:27,416 This guy is torturing me, too! 1597 01:46:28,250 --> 01:46:29,916 It's me, Balu! All smooth? 1598 01:46:31,166 --> 01:46:35,375 Think it'll flow smoothly, but she just won't let me! 1599 01:46:35,500 --> 01:46:38,041 Careful. In your squabble, the car might take a hit! 1600 01:46:38,166 --> 01:46:39,625 The flowing fuel will be useless! 1601 01:46:39,750 --> 01:46:41,958 Nothing of that sort! 1602 01:46:42,083 --> 01:46:44,708 But, she's going without letting my stuff flow! 1603 01:46:45,416 --> 01:46:46,458 Hang up! 1604 01:46:47,541 --> 01:46:49,000 Am I disturbing him too much? 1605 01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:52,000 I tossed away the bottle, too! 1606 01:46:52,125 --> 01:46:53,125 You witch! 1607 01:46:54,541 --> 01:46:56,166 Want me to pull over? 1608 01:46:56,291 --> 01:46:58,333 Say "That is Mahalakshmi" and I'll do it. 1609 01:46:59,416 --> 01:47:01,958 You needn't pull over. I know how to make you do it. 1610 01:47:08,541 --> 01:47:10,500 Don't! What are you doing? 1611 01:47:10,625 --> 01:47:12,916 Don't you have any sense? -Go get it! 1612 01:47:15,625 --> 01:47:16,625 I can't hold it in! 1613 01:47:17,666 --> 01:47:19,250 Run! Run! Run! 1614 01:47:21,250 --> 01:47:23,000 No one is around to see this! 1615 01:47:43,125 --> 01:47:45,166 Hey, Sharukh! -Yes, tell me! 1616 01:47:46,625 --> 01:47:48,833 You're living the character! Great! 1617 01:47:55,625 --> 01:47:57,208 How is the journey? -All fine. 1618 01:47:58,083 --> 01:47:59,541 But, the legs really hurt. 1619 01:47:59,666 --> 01:48:02,541 The legs hurt? How can that be if you're going by car? 1620 01:48:02,666 --> 01:48:05,583 Or did you press the accelerator so hard that it hurt your leg? 1621 01:48:05,708 --> 01:48:06,916 I don't get it, Sharukh. 1622 01:48:07,041 --> 01:48:10,083 To make it clearer for you, you're must do something right away. 1623 01:48:10,208 --> 01:48:11,750 Tell me! I'll do it immediately! 1624 01:48:11,875 --> 01:48:14,750 Quickly take a call taxi and go to a nearby hospital! 1625 01:48:17,583 --> 01:48:19,708 What happened to Kajol? Tell me, Sharukh! 1626 01:48:20,708 --> 01:48:22,041 I'm fine! 1627 01:48:22,166 --> 01:48:24,583 But, you go to the hospital. And hurry! 1628 01:48:24,708 --> 01:48:28,000 Why? Tell me clearly! -I just told you to go! Hurry! 1629 01:48:28,125 --> 01:48:29,833 Go to the hospital right away! -Taxi! 1630 01:48:36,083 --> 01:48:38,708 I've reached the hospital! Now tell me what to do! 1631 01:48:38,833 --> 01:48:41,041 I'll tell you. Don't get agitated! 1632 01:48:41,166 --> 01:48:43,166 Locate the emergency ward and go in there! 1633 01:48:43,291 --> 01:48:45,333 The emergency ward? Where is that thing? 1634 01:48:45,458 --> 01:48:47,333 Hurry up! Faster! 1635 01:48:47,458 --> 01:48:51,000 I'm moving faster than an ambulance, Kajol! It's over there! 1636 01:48:52,000 --> 01:48:54,708 Emergency! This is the room! 1637 01:48:54,833 --> 01:48:56,875 I've reached the emergency ward! 1638 01:48:57,000 --> 01:48:58,791 Is there an empty bed over there? -Yes! 1639 01:48:58,916 --> 01:48:59,916 Sit down on it! 1640 01:49:00,041 --> 01:49:02,666 Why is he telling me to sit on a patient's bed? 1641 01:49:02,791 --> 01:49:03,833 Okay, I've sat on it! 1642 01:49:03,958 --> 01:49:05,250 Quickly call the doctor! 1643 01:49:08,625 --> 01:49:10,916 I called for a doctor thrice, and three of you show up? 1644 01:49:11,041 --> 01:49:12,666 Doctors are here! Must I call nurses? 1645 01:49:12,791 --> 01:49:14,208 There's no need for that. 1646 01:49:14,333 --> 01:49:16,375 I'm going to tell you two important things. 1647 01:49:16,500 --> 01:49:19,625 Go ahead. -First is for you. Second is for doctors. 1648 01:49:19,750 --> 01:49:21,291 Tell me everything, dear boy! 1649 01:49:21,416 --> 01:49:23,166 And I'll intimate the doctors! 1650 01:49:23,291 --> 01:49:26,750 Just that if I tell you the first thing, you won't be able to hear the second. 1651 01:49:26,875 --> 01:49:28,208 Tell me the second, first! 1652 01:49:28,333 --> 01:49:30,166 Put the phone on speaker. -Speaker? 1653 01:49:31,666 --> 01:49:32,666 You're on speaker! 1654 01:49:34,250 --> 01:49:36,125 My uncle's about to have a heart attack! 1655 01:49:36,250 --> 01:49:38,750 Take good care of him. He is very important to us! 1656 01:49:38,875 --> 01:49:40,291 He seems fine, sir! -Hey! 1657 01:49:40,416 --> 01:49:43,125 Don't get started. The kid always jokes around with me! 1658 01:49:43,250 --> 01:49:45,250 Tell me the first thing quickly, dear boy! 1659 01:49:47,708 --> 01:49:49,208 Your car... 1660 01:49:50,250 --> 01:49:51,333 ...has been wrecked! 1661 01:49:57,583 --> 01:50:00,000 Can you do a small favor for me, Sharukh? 1662 01:50:00,125 --> 01:50:01,416 Yes, tell me. 1663 01:50:01,541 --> 01:50:04,125 Pretend to be Balu in grandpa's presence. 1664 01:50:04,250 --> 01:50:05,291 Can you do it? 1665 01:50:05,416 --> 01:50:06,416 Is that all? 1666 01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:08,833 Kajol, I need a favor from you, as well. 1667 01:50:08,958 --> 01:50:12,541 What? I must pretend to be Mahalakshmi before grandpa, am I right? 1668 01:50:19,791 --> 01:50:21,583 I built roads for this town! 1669 01:50:21,708 --> 01:50:24,458 I built schools for this town! I built hospitals, too! 1670 01:50:24,583 --> 01:50:27,875 Forgetting all that, you claim that some schmuck named Ambani is great? 1671 01:50:29,083 --> 01:50:31,041 Grandpa! -No, sir. You are the great one! 1672 01:50:31,166 --> 01:50:32,916 You admit it because I hit you? 1673 01:50:33,041 --> 01:50:35,708 Why start a fight over this? I admitted it, right? 1674 01:50:35,833 --> 01:50:38,166 So you admit it because I fought you, right? 1675 01:50:38,291 --> 01:50:39,791 Same genes! 1676 01:50:43,916 --> 01:50:47,583 Listen up! I won't pay a single penny for this year's festival! 1677 01:50:47,708 --> 01:50:50,958 Get your funding from that great Ambani chap! 1678 01:50:51,083 --> 01:50:52,458 What? -Hold on, sir. 1679 01:50:52,583 --> 01:50:55,833 Every year, you put out a great festival! How can you drop such a bombshell? 1680 01:50:55,958 --> 01:50:58,875 You're the oldest person in this town. No, in this district! 1681 01:50:59,000 --> 01:51:00,750 How can you say this? -What? "Oldest"? 1682 01:51:00,875 --> 01:51:03,250 Telling me I've aged? 'Cause my moustache is greyed? 1683 01:51:03,375 --> 01:51:05,125 Nothing like that, sir. Let it go. 1684 01:51:05,250 --> 01:51:07,375 I've even asked the dancers to come by auto! 1685 01:51:07,500 --> 01:51:09,500 Why by auto? Could've arranged ten lorries! 1686 01:51:10,791 --> 01:51:12,375 Now who are you going to call 'great'? 1687 01:51:12,500 --> 01:51:14,458 Grandkids are here! -Whose grandkids? 1688 01:51:14,583 --> 01:51:16,833 The son of your son and daughter of your daughter. 1689 01:51:28,333 --> 01:51:29,333 Let's go! 1690 01:51:29,458 --> 01:51:31,916 Grandpa! -Why is he leaving angrily? 1691 01:51:32,041 --> 01:51:34,083 Hold on, grandpa! -He does everything well. 1692 01:51:34,208 --> 01:51:35,708 This anger... -Grandpa! 1693 01:51:35,833 --> 01:51:38,666 Open the door, grandpa! 1694 01:51:38,791 --> 01:51:40,708 Come on out, grandpa! Please! 1695 01:51:40,833 --> 01:51:43,375 Please listen to what we have to say, for just a minute! 1696 01:51:43,500 --> 01:51:44,625 Talk to us, grandpa! 1697 01:51:44,750 --> 01:51:46,541 I have no relatives. I know no one! 1698 01:51:46,666 --> 01:51:47,833 Please leave! 1699 01:51:47,958 --> 01:51:49,000 Tell them to leave! 1700 01:51:49,125 --> 01:51:52,041 My name is Balu Mahendra, grandpa. Same as yours! 1701 01:51:52,166 --> 01:51:54,791 Yes, grandpa. My name is Mahalakshmi, too! 1702 01:51:54,916 --> 01:51:55,916 Grandma's name! 1703 01:51:57,166 --> 01:51:58,166 Be quiet! 1704 01:51:58,291 --> 01:52:02,083 So? That old lady wants to know if I'm alive or dead, right? 1705 01:52:02,958 --> 01:52:05,083 Ask them to leave, Muruga! 1706 01:52:05,208 --> 01:52:07,291 No, grandpa! We're both getting married! 1707 01:52:07,416 --> 01:52:09,625 She asked us to give you the first invitation! 1708 01:52:09,750 --> 01:52:12,916 Yes! As it is the first auspicious event of our household... 1709 01:52:13,041 --> 01:52:17,875 ...grandma sent us over to give you the first invitation! 1710 01:52:18,000 --> 01:52:19,666 That's why we're here, grandpa! 1711 01:52:21,333 --> 01:52:22,416 What? 1712 01:52:22,541 --> 01:52:25,083 The two of you are getting married? -Yes! 1713 01:52:25,208 --> 01:52:27,250 My darlings! 1714 01:52:27,375 --> 01:52:29,333 My grandkids are getting married! 1715 01:52:31,416 --> 01:52:32,750 Come along! 1716 01:52:34,708 --> 01:52:36,125 What is this, dear girl? 1717 01:52:36,250 --> 01:52:38,125 Why is your face so glum? 1718 01:52:38,250 --> 01:52:40,458 It is very good news. Let everyone hear it. Read! 1719 01:52:45,458 --> 01:52:49,791 "A wedding invite from the home of Mr. Balu and Ms. Mahalakshmi." 1720 01:52:49,916 --> 01:52:51,916 What is this? Your dad named you after me! 1721 01:52:52,041 --> 01:52:54,708 Dad didn't name me, grandpa. Grandma did! 1722 01:52:54,833 --> 01:52:55,833 Terrific. 1723 01:52:56,833 --> 01:52:57,833 Keep reading. 1724 01:52:58,375 --> 01:53:00,791 "In the upcoming auspicious year of 'Hevilambi'..." 1725 01:53:00,916 --> 01:53:03,333 "...on the 10th day of the 'Thai' month, a Friday..." 1726 01:53:03,458 --> 01:53:06,208 "...from 7:30 AM to 9:00 AM..." 1727 01:53:06,333 --> 01:53:09,208 "...my son Subramaniam's only son..." 1728 01:53:09,333 --> 01:53:12,875 "...the honorable groom Mr. Balu Mahendra..." 1729 01:53:13,000 --> 01:53:15,041 "...and the honorable bride Ms..." 1730 01:53:19,041 --> 01:53:21,666 "The honorable bride, Ms..." 1731 01:53:21,791 --> 01:53:23,083 Give me that. 1732 01:53:23,208 --> 01:53:26,166 "...and the honorable bride Ms. Mahalakshmi..." 1733 01:53:26,291 --> 01:53:28,916 "...are set to be united by the bounds of holy matrimony." 1734 01:53:32,958 --> 01:53:35,500 Did you hear what Balu just read, grandpa? 1735 01:53:38,708 --> 01:53:40,250 I couldn't hear it clearly. 1736 01:53:40,375 --> 01:53:41,791 Did all of you hear it? 1737 01:53:41,916 --> 01:53:43,541 Yes, sir. We heard it. 1738 01:53:43,666 --> 01:53:45,833 Did you hear it? -We heard what you said, sir. 1739 01:53:45,958 --> 01:53:48,625 But, we didn't hear what the boy said! -I figured! 1740 01:53:49,750 --> 01:53:52,375 Dear boy, why swallow most of the words? 1741 01:53:52,500 --> 01:53:55,041 Let the entire town hear this great news. Read it aloud! 1742 01:54:00,708 --> 01:54:03,333 "...and the honorable bride, Ms. Mahalakshmi..." 1743 01:54:03,458 --> 01:54:06,208 "...will be united by the bonds of holy matrimony." 1744 01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:14,000 The donation, sir... 1745 01:54:14,125 --> 01:54:16,416 Why bother roaming about town for this anymore? 1746 01:54:19,500 --> 01:54:20,875 Here! Hold on a second! 1747 01:54:21,000 --> 01:54:24,208 Give this with your hands, Balu. For the temple festival. 1748 01:54:27,125 --> 01:54:28,125 Thank you, dear boy. 1749 01:54:28,250 --> 01:54:32,125 Listen up! This year's festival must be more special than anything we had before! 1750 01:54:32,250 --> 01:54:36,958 'Strange things are occurring in this town!' 1751 01:54:39,791 --> 01:54:44,458 'There is no one here to listen to these tales!' 1752 01:54:45,458 --> 01:54:49,875 'Listen to the story of Kamatchi! Lend me your ears!' 1753 01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:52,291 Hit it! Hit it, I said! 1754 01:54:58,875 --> 01:55:01,958 'A gem encrusted nose ring and a two layered necklace...' 1755 01:55:02,083 --> 01:55:04,916 '...he bought from a moneylender just for me!' 1756 01:55:05,041 --> 01:55:08,333 'A five rupee colored dot vase and a ten rupee powder case...' 1757 01:55:08,458 --> 01:55:11,291 '...he bought lovingly, just for me!' 1758 01:55:11,416 --> 01:55:14,750 'Glass bangles and shiny anklets for my feet...' 1759 01:55:14,875 --> 01:55:17,666 '...shrewdly he bought, only for me!' 1760 01:55:17,791 --> 01:55:21,125 'For a mere ten lakh rupees...' 1761 01:55:21,250 --> 01:55:24,333 '...sold me off to a toothless old man, did my husband!' 1762 01:55:24,458 --> 01:55:27,583 'Should you give me your 'mama' just for one night...' 1763 01:55:27,708 --> 01:55:30,708 '...my thirst will be quenched!' 1764 01:55:30,833 --> 01:55:33,875 'Should we engage in such a dainty relationship...' 1765 01:55:34,000 --> 01:55:37,208 '...my mood will be restored! Will you give him to me?' 1766 01:55:37,333 --> 01:55:40,333 'I won't give up my 'mama' to anyone!' 1767 01:55:40,458 --> 01:55:43,375 'So shut up and get lost!' 1768 01:55:43,500 --> 01:55:46,750 'Men are plenty in this town!' 1769 01:55:46,875 --> 01:55:49,250 'Go look for them in every home!' 1770 01:55:50,500 --> 01:55:52,666 'As it turns out, the next story...' 1771 01:55:52,791 --> 01:55:56,375 '...is that of every man who married a pretty woman.' 1772 01:55:56,500 --> 01:55:59,000 'A story of one who always suspects his wife of infidelity!' 1773 01:55:59,125 --> 01:56:01,958 'Here is Sevvandhi, who is caught in such a tussle!' 1774 01:56:02,083 --> 01:56:03,791 Come on! Come out and tell them, dear! 1775 01:56:15,333 --> 01:56:17,958 'Hearing the mere sound of my anklets...' 1776 01:56:18,083 --> 01:56:20,583 '...causes him to suspect my movements!' 1777 01:56:21,250 --> 01:56:23,416 'Hearing the mere sound of my bangles...' 1778 01:56:23,541 --> 01:56:26,083 '...makes him ask which other man I'm looking to trap!' 1779 01:56:26,208 --> 01:56:29,208 'Should a mosquito come and bite me...' 1780 01:56:29,333 --> 01:56:31,916 '...he asks which man performed this lecherous act!' 1781 01:56:32,041 --> 01:56:35,041 'Even if a man smiles at me on the road...' 1782 01:56:35,166 --> 01:56:37,833 '...my husband asks if I'm sleeping with him, too!' 1783 01:56:37,958 --> 01:56:40,208 'Give me your 'mama!', dear!' 1784 01:56:40,333 --> 01:56:43,041 'I'll have my fun with him and return him to you!' 1785 01:56:43,166 --> 01:56:45,750 'Get away from here as fast as you can!' 1786 01:56:45,875 --> 01:56:48,666 'For I was born for him!' 1787 01:56:49,375 --> 01:56:53,041 'The husbands whose wives work abroad...' 1788 01:56:53,166 --> 01:56:56,083 'Do you know what they do in town?' 1789 01:57:05,833 --> 01:57:07,083 What happened, Sharukh? 1790 01:57:07,208 --> 01:57:09,125 It's Balu's problem. Doesn't concern us. 1791 01:57:09,250 --> 01:57:13,583 'For a hefty salary, he sent me over to Dubai!' 1792 01:57:13,708 --> 01:57:17,875 'To buy a television and refrigerator, sent over money, I did!' 1793 01:57:18,000 --> 01:57:22,208 'Bought him the bed and sofa set that he asked for!' 1794 01:57:22,333 --> 01:57:26,541 'Asked for a house in East Coast Road, he did! Bought him that, too!' 1795 01:57:26,666 --> 01:57:30,625 'Came down to settle down with my dearest husband!' 1796 01:57:30,750 --> 01:57:34,333 'Atop the bed I bought for him, was another woman!' 1797 01:57:34,458 --> 01:57:38,541 'Do not give your 'mama' to anyone!' 1798 01:57:38,666 --> 01:57:42,041 'Do not end up as a fool, like I did!' 1799 01:57:42,166 --> 01:57:46,416 'I will not give my 'mama' to anyone!' 1800 01:57:46,541 --> 01:57:50,625 'I will not even let the scent of another woman near him!' 1801 01:58:08,875 --> 01:58:10,708 What is she doing? 1802 01:58:13,125 --> 01:58:15,625 What is this? Is this really necessary for her? 1803 01:58:15,750 --> 01:58:17,416 She's pretty enough as it is! 1804 01:58:19,500 --> 01:58:22,166 She's putting a sack load of powder on her face! 1805 01:58:25,625 --> 01:58:27,625 I can't watch this, dear boy! 1806 01:58:27,750 --> 01:58:30,375 Fast forward! Keep fast-forwarding! 1807 01:58:34,916 --> 01:58:36,500 Everyone is together. 1808 01:58:39,375 --> 01:58:43,083 How about that? A birthday party at her age? 1809 01:58:44,166 --> 01:58:46,041 Cake is a bit much, don't you think? 1810 01:58:50,875 --> 01:58:52,375 Like a doll in a jewelry store! 1811 01:58:55,083 --> 01:58:56,500 Mom! -Grandma! 1812 01:58:56,625 --> 01:58:58,041 What happened, mom? 1813 01:58:59,416 --> 01:59:01,166 What is this? What happened to her? 1814 01:59:02,416 --> 01:59:04,958 Did you take her to a hospital? -She's fine. Don't worry. 1815 01:59:05,083 --> 01:59:06,875 Is she alright? -Yes, she's fine. 1816 01:59:07,000 --> 01:59:10,791 What button must I press to see her again? 1817 01:59:10,916 --> 01:59:11,916 This button. 1818 01:59:18,458 --> 01:59:19,708 How is she... 1819 01:59:31,791 --> 01:59:32,791 Why all this? 1820 01:59:34,416 --> 01:59:35,416 Why must I go there? 1821 01:59:39,583 --> 01:59:40,958 Why must I come there? 1822 01:59:42,708 --> 01:59:44,208 Tell me why I must come there. 1823 01:59:45,083 --> 01:59:49,416 I do not have the willpower to see her like this. 1824 01:59:50,708 --> 01:59:51,916 I can't do it. 1825 01:59:52,041 --> 01:59:54,291 Must I travel so far to see her in that state? 1826 01:59:58,541 --> 01:59:59,541 Grandpa... 1827 02:00:11,708 --> 02:00:12,708 Look. 1828 02:00:13,833 --> 02:00:14,833 Look, dear. 1829 02:00:16,083 --> 02:00:18,750 Mahalakshmi. Just like the goddess. 1830 02:00:20,541 --> 02:00:21,541 But, now? 1831 02:00:22,958 --> 02:00:23,958 No need. 1832 02:00:25,000 --> 02:00:29,208 I'll stay back here with these memories to keep me company. 1833 02:00:30,666 --> 02:00:32,000 I won't come. 1834 02:00:34,041 --> 02:00:36,000 I'll make do with these memories. 1835 02:00:37,416 --> 02:00:38,625 That's good enough for me. 1836 02:00:39,625 --> 02:00:43,291 What? Want to know what button to press to watch this again, right? 1837 02:00:48,625 --> 02:00:50,250 No... 1838 02:00:50,375 --> 02:00:54,125 Kumar here. -I'll stay behind with these memories... 1839 02:00:54,250 --> 02:00:56,166 The call's for you. -Who is it? 1840 02:00:56,291 --> 02:00:57,666 I won't come. -Tell me. 1841 02:00:57,791 --> 02:01:00,541 Everyone's waiting for you here, Balu. 1842 02:01:00,666 --> 02:01:02,500 If you hurry, we can start the meeting. 1843 02:01:02,625 --> 02:01:04,291 How many times must I tell you? 1844 02:01:04,416 --> 02:01:06,000 Grandma... -Do you understand me? 1845 02:01:06,125 --> 02:01:07,541 No need for a meeting! 1846 02:01:07,666 --> 02:01:10,208 Close everything. I can't come over there right now! 1847 02:01:11,666 --> 02:01:13,208 How are you? -I'm fine. 1848 02:01:14,041 --> 02:01:15,708 How many times... -How was your trip? 1849 02:01:17,083 --> 02:01:18,625 How is your grandfather? 1850 02:01:18,750 --> 02:01:19,750 He's doing very well. 1851 02:01:21,541 --> 02:01:24,208 I don't want anything. Just shut it all down and leave. 1852 02:01:27,083 --> 02:01:29,625 That's why I got a special gift for you. 1853 02:01:32,041 --> 02:01:34,041 Without even seeing it, you say it's nice? 1854 02:01:37,541 --> 02:01:39,250 No, dad. I can't stand the pressure. 1855 02:01:43,375 --> 02:01:45,833 You often say that one thing, right? Say it now. 1856 02:01:47,958 --> 02:01:50,041 What? -That thing you often say. 1857 02:01:50,166 --> 02:01:51,875 Say what? -That thing! 1858 02:01:53,041 --> 02:01:54,041 I'm fine, uncle. 1859 02:01:55,875 --> 02:01:56,875 Your father. 1860 02:01:59,375 --> 02:02:02,000 Alright, Maha. Honestly speaking, do you like this? 1861 02:02:04,750 --> 02:02:06,458 Tell me, dad. -When do we go shopping? 1862 02:02:07,500 --> 02:02:08,875 What happened to Balu, uncle? 1863 02:02:10,958 --> 02:02:13,833 Balu had signed a deal with a cell phone company. 1864 02:02:14,708 --> 02:02:17,875 For that project, he tirelessly worked on developing a software. 1865 02:02:18,625 --> 02:02:21,708 And that Prakash, you know, his business partner... 1866 02:02:21,833 --> 02:02:25,416 ...sold it to another cell phone company, without Balu's knowledge. 1867 02:02:25,541 --> 02:02:29,500 The original cell phone company's considering filing a case against Balu. 1868 02:02:32,875 --> 02:02:35,916 If an explanation isn't given in fifteen days... 1869 02:02:36,041 --> 02:02:38,375 ...they said he will have to pay a penalty. 1870 02:02:38,500 --> 02:02:41,000 Don't know if we can raise the money for the penalty fee... 1871 02:02:41,125 --> 02:02:44,166 ...even if we sell our entire property. 1872 02:02:44,291 --> 02:02:46,416 That's why Balu is at a loss for what he can do. 1873 02:03:18,250 --> 02:03:19,875 What are you all doing? 1874 02:03:20,000 --> 02:03:22,125 Working on 'regaining' our application work. 1875 02:03:22,250 --> 02:03:23,541 Who told you to do this? 1876 02:03:23,666 --> 02:03:26,166 The new programming manager told us to do so. 1877 02:03:31,750 --> 02:03:34,375 Come on in. We've been waiting for you. 1878 02:03:34,500 --> 02:03:36,125 We have fifteen days. 1879 02:03:36,250 --> 02:03:39,208 We can develop an advanced version of the tech that Prakash stole. 1880 02:03:39,333 --> 02:03:42,458 Guide us. We're all ready to work together. 1881 02:03:42,583 --> 02:03:45,375 If we work hard, we can develop a new project... 1882 02:03:45,500 --> 02:03:48,708 ...that'll shock that cell phone company! What are you thinking? 1883 02:03:48,833 --> 02:03:50,291 There's no time to think! 1884 02:03:50,416 --> 02:03:53,500 Only if we work day and night, can we finish this project. 1885 02:03:53,625 --> 02:03:55,041 Who asked you to come here? 1886 02:03:55,916 --> 02:03:57,750 I just came by to help you... 1887 02:03:57,875 --> 02:03:59,833 I don't need anyone's help. Get out. 1888 02:04:20,791 --> 02:04:22,041 Mahalakshmi speaking. 1889 02:04:22,875 --> 02:04:25,875 You said I could call you anytime I needed a job, right? 1890 02:04:27,375 --> 02:04:28,375 I need a job right now. 1891 02:04:28,500 --> 02:04:30,666 If you have no job to give, tell me. I'll leave. 1892 02:04:30,791 --> 02:04:32,583 What are you thinking about? 1893 02:04:32,708 --> 02:04:34,416 Do you have a job to spare or not? 1894 02:04:34,541 --> 02:04:35,541 Alright, come on in. 1895 02:05:32,250 --> 02:05:35,875 'You stood all over my heart.' 1896 02:05:36,000 --> 02:05:38,541 'You won over all my memories.' 1897 02:05:38,666 --> 02:05:41,000 'Leaving me behind, you walked away.' 1898 02:05:42,208 --> 02:05:46,500 'Vanishing not, you appeared before my eyes.' 1899 02:05:46,625 --> 02:05:49,291 'Within my eyes, you stayed.' 1900 02:05:49,416 --> 02:05:51,833 'Like a dream, you faded away.' 1901 02:05:52,958 --> 02:05:57,416 'Even if lost, the sky will not be gone.' 1902 02:05:58,458 --> 02:06:02,583 'In the same vein, our love will never change!' 1903 02:06:02,708 --> 02:06:07,916 'Even if you leave my side, our bond shall never break.' 1904 02:06:08,041 --> 02:06:13,250 'Even if I die, our love shall never change.' 1905 02:06:13,375 --> 02:06:18,583 'No matter what the heart says, it will not forget you.' 1906 02:06:18,708 --> 02:06:23,625 'Wounds may heal, but scars remain forever.' 1907 02:06:51,041 --> 02:06:53,083 When did you get here, Ajay? You didn't call. 1908 02:06:53,208 --> 02:06:54,750 More like you didn't answer. 1909 02:06:56,250 --> 02:06:57,500 I was tied at work. 1910 02:06:57,625 --> 02:06:59,291 Just wait. I'll go freshen up. 1911 02:07:00,375 --> 02:07:01,791 Do you know what the time is now? 1912 02:07:01,916 --> 02:07:03,000 It's 3:30 AM. 1913 02:07:03,125 --> 02:07:06,791 With our wedding in two days, you coming this late is not nice at all. 1914 02:07:06,916 --> 02:07:08,166 I can understand this. 1915 02:07:08,291 --> 02:07:11,125 But, my parents won't take it lying down. 1916 02:07:11,250 --> 02:07:13,708 So it's better if you don't go to office from tomorrow. 1917 02:07:14,791 --> 02:07:16,541 When is our wedding, Ajay? 1918 02:07:18,041 --> 02:07:19,041 Tell me when it is. 1919 02:07:19,166 --> 02:07:20,208 This Friday at 9:30. 1920 02:07:20,333 --> 02:07:25,583 Which means that until 9:29 AM on Friday, I belong to this house. 1921 02:07:28,166 --> 02:07:31,375 After 9:30, you can ask me any question you desire. 1922 02:07:31,500 --> 02:07:32,583 I'll answer you. 1923 02:07:35,666 --> 02:07:37,916 My family is in a tough spot right now. 1924 02:07:38,041 --> 02:07:40,625 At this juncture, I have to support them. 1925 02:07:41,625 --> 02:07:44,833 It's alright if your parents cannot comprehend this. 1926 02:07:44,958 --> 02:07:46,625 You must explain it to them. 1927 02:07:50,708 --> 02:07:55,916 'Bonds that arise from friendship, end when partners separate.' 1928 02:07:56,041 --> 02:08:01,083 'Bonds that come from family, end not even when partners separate.' 1929 02:08:01,208 --> 02:08:03,958 'Nothing can change that relationship!' 1930 02:08:04,083 --> 02:08:09,208 'Only upon falling into a pit, will you know its depth, my dear!' 1931 02:08:09,333 --> 02:08:14,500 'Only when a heart breaks, will you know the depth of its misery!' 1932 02:08:14,625 --> 02:08:18,250 'You stood all over my heart.' 1933 02:08:18,375 --> 02:08:20,916 'You won over all my memories.' 1934 02:08:21,041 --> 02:08:24,208 'Leaving me behind, you walked away.' 1935 02:08:24,333 --> 02:08:28,958 'Vanishing not, you appeared before my eyes.' 1936 02:08:29,083 --> 02:08:31,583 'Within my eyes, you stayed.' 1937 02:08:31,708 --> 02:08:34,166 'Like a dream, you faded away.' 1938 02:08:35,500 --> 02:08:39,541 'Even if lost, the sky will not be gone.' 1939 02:08:40,666 --> 02:08:44,833 'In the same vein, our love will never change!' 1940 02:08:44,958 --> 02:08:50,333 'Even if you leave my side, our bond shall never break.' 1941 02:08:50,458 --> 02:08:55,625 'Even if I die, our love shall never change.' 1942 02:08:55,750 --> 02:09:00,958 'No matter what the heart says, it will not forget you.' 1943 02:09:01,083 --> 02:09:05,583 'Wounds may heal, but scars remain forever.' 1944 02:09:40,875 --> 02:09:42,625 It's almost done. 1945 02:09:46,708 --> 02:09:47,750 Dig in. 1946 02:09:47,875 --> 02:09:50,166 Today is Saturday. 1947 02:09:56,208 --> 02:09:57,208 Now eat. 1948 02:10:08,291 --> 02:10:11,333 Remember I told you that if I came first I'd tell you something? 1949 02:10:11,458 --> 02:10:14,083 If this project is successful, I'll tell you. 1950 02:10:51,583 --> 02:10:52,958 We got it! 1951 02:11:19,458 --> 02:11:21,500 Before we booze, I wanted to address you all. 1952 02:11:21,625 --> 02:11:24,791 Because if I speak after boozing, you'd think I was blubbering! 1953 02:11:27,041 --> 02:11:29,416 I lost. Yes, I lost. 1954 02:11:30,375 --> 02:11:33,541 I never wanted to seek Mahalakshmi's help in my life. 1955 02:11:33,666 --> 02:11:36,583 But, if she has helped me, it means I've lost, right? 1956 02:11:41,458 --> 02:11:44,458 If it wasn't for her, we wouldn't be celebrating this! 1957 02:11:44,583 --> 02:11:46,166 That's why I'm saying that I lost. 1958 02:11:47,541 --> 02:11:50,958 For the first time, I'm glad that I lost. 1959 02:11:51,083 --> 02:11:52,958 As only because I lost, did I win today. 1960 02:11:59,125 --> 02:12:02,541 In college, I told Mahalakshmi that I'd tell her something if I came first. 1961 02:12:03,750 --> 02:12:05,541 Until now, I haven't told her that. 1962 02:12:06,500 --> 02:12:09,625 In this happy occasion, I wish to tell her that before all of you. 1963 02:12:27,958 --> 02:12:29,083 Awesome, sis! 1964 02:12:29,208 --> 02:12:31,083 Just as you promised... 1965 02:12:31,208 --> 02:12:33,208 ...you made Balu say "That is Mahalakshmi!" 1966 02:12:33,333 --> 02:12:34,916 So, you're the winner! 1967 02:12:35,041 --> 02:12:38,291 Yes, sis! You're the winner! 1968 02:12:43,958 --> 02:12:46,125 You're here, huh? You left halfway! 1969 02:12:47,833 --> 02:12:50,333 Did you hear what I said? 1970 02:12:57,166 --> 02:12:59,250 That's what you wanted me to say, right? 1971 02:13:00,291 --> 02:13:02,666 Did it startle you when I said that? 1972 02:13:02,791 --> 02:13:04,625 I knew it would shock you! 1973 02:13:06,083 --> 02:13:08,083 You're happy now, right? 1974 02:13:08,208 --> 02:13:09,458 Yes, I'm happy. 1975 02:13:09,583 --> 02:13:11,416 I'm really really happy! 1976 02:13:11,541 --> 02:13:15,208 With this project, my company made a profit of more than 80 crore rupees! 1977 02:13:15,333 --> 02:13:16,875 What is 80 crores, anyway? 1978 02:13:17,000 --> 02:13:19,750 In six months, you'll topple Ajay's company. 1979 02:13:23,125 --> 02:13:24,708 I need to overtake Ajay's company. 1980 02:13:30,125 --> 02:13:32,666 That means I haven't surpassed Ajay's company, right? 1981 02:13:32,791 --> 02:13:35,750 Not at all... -Ajay's company is very huge! 1982 02:13:35,875 --> 02:13:38,291 My company is really small, am I right? 1983 02:13:39,583 --> 02:13:41,875 In your eyes, Ajay is always great. 1984 02:13:42,000 --> 02:13:43,000 But I'm not, right? 1985 02:13:43,125 --> 02:13:44,875 I didn't mean to say that. 1986 02:13:45,000 --> 02:13:47,250 I'm nothing to you, right? 1987 02:13:49,125 --> 02:13:51,541 Not even this level of great to you, am I? 1988 02:13:54,750 --> 02:13:57,916 Remember how you looked at me when you first came from your village? 1989 02:13:58,041 --> 02:13:59,541 With a look of surprise. 1990 02:13:59,666 --> 02:14:01,458 I seemed spectacular in your eyes, yes? 1991 02:14:01,583 --> 02:14:04,291 I was like the sky for you, right? 1992 02:14:04,416 --> 02:14:07,041 I always wanted to see those feelings in your eyes. 1993 02:14:07,166 --> 02:14:09,958 I always wanted to appear great to you. 1994 02:14:10,083 --> 02:14:13,750 You know why I stopped you when you wanted to leave after failing? 1995 02:14:13,875 --> 02:14:15,875 Because, I didn't want to lose you. 1996 02:14:17,375 --> 02:14:19,750 To my misfortune, Ajay became the topper. 1997 02:14:21,708 --> 02:14:24,541 So that only I would seem great to you again. 1998 02:14:24,666 --> 02:14:26,833 To see that surprised look in your eyes again. 1999 02:14:26,958 --> 02:14:28,208 But, what did you say? 2000 02:14:28,333 --> 02:14:31,250 "Ajay is great!" All was lost! 2001 02:14:31,375 --> 02:14:32,875 Everything was lost! 2002 02:14:33,291 --> 02:14:34,291 It really hurts. 2003 02:14:35,333 --> 02:14:38,500 Wonder why it hurts me if you call someone else great? 2004 02:14:39,625 --> 02:14:42,208 I seem like a jealous oaf to you, right? 2005 02:14:42,333 --> 02:14:44,208 I seem like a lunatic, right? 2006 02:14:46,000 --> 02:14:49,750 Because, I wanted the girl who loved me to only think of me as great. 2007 02:14:52,166 --> 02:14:54,375 Yes, Mahalakshmi. I love you. 2008 02:14:56,166 --> 02:14:58,583 You are my heart. My life! 2009 02:14:58,708 --> 02:15:01,041 I like you so very much, Mahalakshmi. 2010 02:15:03,375 --> 02:15:06,708 My aunt's daughter, right? Thought you wouldn't go anywhere. 2011 02:15:06,833 --> 02:15:08,458 But... you left. 2012 02:15:11,375 --> 02:15:13,041 I waited for you for three years. 2013 02:15:13,916 --> 02:15:16,708 Know what I thought when you came to the hospital that day? 2014 02:15:16,833 --> 02:15:19,166 Why our grandma didn't have a heart attack earlier! 2015 02:15:20,166 --> 02:15:22,000 When uncle Rami asked about our wedding... 2016 02:15:22,125 --> 02:15:26,083 ...fearing that you'd reject me, I lied about having a girlfriend. 2017 02:15:27,708 --> 02:15:29,500 That's why I brought Swapna home. 2018 02:15:30,625 --> 02:15:32,458 Do you know who Swapna is? 2019 02:15:34,333 --> 02:15:35,750 She is my personal assistant! 2020 02:15:36,208 --> 02:15:38,791 Thought you'd get jealous if I brought Swapna home. 2021 02:15:41,000 --> 02:15:43,125 But lo and behold, came the one named Ajay! 2022 02:15:43,833 --> 02:15:46,041 After making you say that I was great... 2023 02:15:46,166 --> 02:15:48,000 ...I wanted to tell you that I loved you. 2024 02:15:48,333 --> 02:15:50,375 But every time, I keep losing! 2025 02:15:51,625 --> 02:15:53,041 I'm not great, Mahalakshmi. 2026 02:15:54,291 --> 02:15:55,291 I'm just plain Balu. 2027 02:15:59,083 --> 02:16:00,291 That's all. 2028 02:16:00,416 --> 02:16:03,208 You are my success and my failure. You are my everything! 2029 02:16:03,333 --> 02:16:05,083 If not for you, I am not me. 2030 02:16:05,208 --> 02:16:06,833 Now, you're no longer for me. 2031 02:16:09,041 --> 02:16:12,708 I love you! 2032 02:16:20,000 --> 02:16:21,375 No need, Mahalakshmi. 2033 02:16:21,500 --> 02:16:25,625 Like buying someone's first rank for me, don't give up your love for my sake. 2034 02:16:35,458 --> 02:16:36,625 There you have it! 2035 02:16:36,750 --> 02:16:40,166 My great love failure story! 2036 02:16:40,291 --> 02:16:44,208 What is this? She's been madly in love with you! 2037 02:16:44,333 --> 02:16:47,208 Yes! Yes, indeed! 2038 02:16:47,333 --> 02:16:50,416 Is that how you all felt? -Yes! 2039 02:16:50,541 --> 02:16:52,791 That's how we felt! -It's nothing like that! 2040 02:16:52,916 --> 02:16:54,541 Mahalakshmi never loved me. 2041 02:16:54,666 --> 02:16:59,875 As I told the story from my perspective, I embellished certain nuggets. 2042 02:17:00,000 --> 02:17:01,791 That's all it was! Nothing else! 2043 02:17:01,916 --> 02:17:06,125 If Mahalakshmi didn't love you, why did she have to tell you that she did? 2044 02:17:06,250 --> 02:17:09,583 Fair question, bro! At least in the end, you asked the right question. 2045 02:17:10,916 --> 02:17:12,958 She said it because I told her I loved her! 2046 02:17:13,083 --> 02:17:15,000 What if I didn't tell her I loved her? 2047 02:17:19,083 --> 02:17:21,500 That's it! All is lost! 2048 02:17:21,625 --> 02:17:24,791 If she didn't love you, why would she help out at your company? 2049 02:17:24,916 --> 02:17:27,166 It is a family company, boss! 2050 02:17:27,291 --> 02:17:30,791 True. She helped because she didn't want her family's company to suffer. 2051 02:17:30,916 --> 02:17:32,708 Isn't that right, bro? -Indeed! 2052 02:17:32,833 --> 02:17:34,291 Now tell me, boss! 2053 02:17:34,416 --> 02:17:37,666 Would you believe Mahalakshmi when she says that she loves me? 2054 02:17:37,791 --> 02:17:41,458 Doesn't seem believable... -Seem drunk and confused... 2055 02:17:42,916 --> 02:17:46,833 I've put my ego aside and told you my entire story! 2056 02:17:46,958 --> 02:17:48,375 And you won't believe me, huh? 2057 02:17:49,166 --> 02:17:51,083 I swear, boss! 2058 02:17:51,208 --> 02:17:56,666 I was the one who sincerely loved her. She didn't love me at all! Believe me! 2059 02:17:56,791 --> 02:17:59,375 We believe you, bro! 2060 02:17:59,500 --> 02:18:00,625 I won't believe you! 2061 02:18:00,750 --> 02:18:02,208 Someone won't believe me! 2062 02:18:02,333 --> 02:18:03,875 Who's there? 2063 02:18:04,000 --> 02:18:06,208 Who is that? -Some old man... 2064 02:18:06,333 --> 02:18:07,750 Grandpa? -Grandpa? 2065 02:18:08,625 --> 02:18:09,708 Grandpa! 2066 02:18:15,250 --> 02:18:16,958 Quiet! -Hey, Quiet! 2067 02:18:17,083 --> 02:18:18,083 Grandpa! 2068 02:18:19,041 --> 02:18:20,458 Welcome, dad! -Hello, uncle! 2069 02:18:21,333 --> 02:18:22,875 What is this? -Have a seat. 2070 02:18:23,000 --> 02:18:25,958 What is going on here? -The wedding of Balu and Mahalakshmi, dad. 2071 02:18:26,083 --> 02:18:28,083 The wedding is not between them! 2072 02:18:28,208 --> 02:18:30,166 One wedding for him and another for her! 2073 02:18:31,333 --> 02:18:33,083 I never wanted to come here! 2074 02:18:33,208 --> 02:18:36,875 You deceived me by deliberately misreading the wedding invitation! 2075 02:18:37,000 --> 02:18:38,875 Only upon coming here did I know the truth! 2076 02:18:39,000 --> 02:18:41,916 They didn't deceive me. They've been deceiving each other! 2077 02:18:42,041 --> 02:18:43,041 Dad, I... -Hey! 2078 02:18:44,041 --> 02:18:47,375 Don't you know that Balu and Mahalakshmi love each other? 2079 02:18:48,750 --> 02:18:50,666 They don't even have time to quarrel, dad! 2080 02:18:53,916 --> 02:18:56,416 Do you love Mahalakshmi or not? 2081 02:18:56,541 --> 02:18:57,750 Balu does love her. 2082 02:18:58,750 --> 02:19:00,416 But, Mahalakshmi doesn't love him. 2083 02:19:02,916 --> 02:19:04,833 Do you love Balu or not? 2084 02:19:04,958 --> 02:19:07,666 He's lying! I've told him so many times! 2085 02:19:07,791 --> 02:19:09,625 He doesn't believe in my love, grandpa! 2086 02:19:11,541 --> 02:19:14,250 She says she loves you, right? So what's the problem? 2087 02:19:14,375 --> 02:19:16,458 She'll say that if you ask her before everyone! 2088 02:19:16,583 --> 02:19:19,125 You don't have to throw alms of love to me. 2089 02:19:19,250 --> 02:19:20,708 Ajay is great. Go marry him! 2090 02:19:20,833 --> 02:19:23,416 Who is Ajay? -See how he talks, grandpa? 2091 02:19:23,541 --> 02:19:26,833 If I call Sachin Tendulkar great, does it mean that I love him? 2092 02:19:26,958 --> 02:19:29,791 See that? Now she compares Ajay to Tendulkar! 2093 02:19:29,916 --> 02:19:32,291 That means he plays well and I'm a street player, yes? 2094 02:19:32,416 --> 02:19:34,333 Stop pissing me off! I'm getting very angry! 2095 02:19:34,458 --> 02:19:36,500 Yes! All you will ever feel for me is anger! 2096 02:19:36,625 --> 02:19:39,041 Because you didn't love me, right? Just infatuation! 2097 02:19:39,166 --> 02:19:40,250 Infatuation, huh? 2098 02:19:40,375 --> 02:19:41,791 What is this? -Let go, grandpa! 2099 02:19:42,500 --> 02:19:46,916 What I had for you is just infatuation, eh? How can you claim that my love is that? 2100 02:19:48,458 --> 02:19:50,291 Do you know the depth of my feelings? 2101 02:19:50,416 --> 02:19:52,833 Your one caress made my life entire shiver. 2102 02:19:52,958 --> 02:19:55,625 Even now, I want to hug you tightly! 2103 02:19:56,916 --> 02:19:59,083 It's so hard to stand so apart from you! 2104 02:20:00,541 --> 02:20:01,875 What the hell, man! 2105 02:20:02,000 --> 02:20:05,750 How else can a girl give up her inhibition and admit that she loves you? 2106 02:20:05,875 --> 02:20:07,541 Can't you even understand that? Fool! 2107 02:20:07,666 --> 02:20:09,708 Is that so? Then have her answer this! 2108 02:20:09,833 --> 02:20:12,666 If she loved me, why did she have to love Ajay, too? 2109 02:20:12,791 --> 02:20:14,458 Have her answer that! Tell me! 2110 02:20:14,583 --> 02:20:16,333 Think I loved Ajay? -Yes! 2111 02:20:16,625 --> 02:20:18,750 For three years, Ajay proposed to me! 2112 02:20:18,875 --> 02:20:20,250 But, I didn't accept it at all. 2113 02:20:20,375 --> 02:20:23,000 Only after you brought Swapna, did I accept his proposal. 2114 02:20:23,125 --> 02:20:25,875 Good grief! Don't believe her, grandpa! She's like grandma! 2115 02:20:26,000 --> 02:20:28,833 Even if you agree to it, I won't agree to our marriage! 2116 02:20:28,958 --> 02:20:30,208 Is that so? Very well! 2117 02:20:30,333 --> 02:20:32,541 Get Swapna out here! Swapna, let's get married! 2118 02:20:34,166 --> 02:20:35,208 What is this, dear? 2119 02:20:35,333 --> 02:20:37,541 Getting violent before everyone? Not nice. 2120 02:20:39,041 --> 02:20:43,041 Watching you two reminds me of the mistake made by your grandma and me 30 years ago! 2121 02:20:44,250 --> 02:20:48,583 This stubbornness. This is what made us to part ways! 2122 02:20:49,583 --> 02:20:50,583 And now, you two... 2123 02:21:20,125 --> 02:21:25,458 Please take us as an example, throw away the ego from your hearts... 2124 02:21:25,583 --> 02:21:26,750 ...and be happy. 2125 02:21:26,875 --> 02:21:28,750 Alright, grandpa. I'll do as you say. 2126 02:21:28,875 --> 02:21:30,500 Under one condition. -What is that? 2127 02:21:30,625 --> 02:21:33,750 Just once, let her say that Ajay isn't great, but I am. 2128 02:21:35,375 --> 02:21:37,458 No, grandpa. I can't say that. 2129 02:21:37,583 --> 02:21:40,291 If my love is true only if I say that Balu is great... 2130 02:21:40,416 --> 02:21:42,750 ...all my years of loving him will be meaningless! 2131 02:21:50,916 --> 02:21:52,833 Back in my hometown, you said he was great! 2132 02:21:52,958 --> 02:21:54,875 That was my dear Kajol, grandpa! 2133 02:21:55,000 --> 02:21:57,958 I meant that my lover Sharukh was great, grandpa. 2134 02:21:58,083 --> 02:22:01,041 Good grief! Who is this Sharukh and Kajol? 2135 02:22:05,833 --> 02:22:09,125 I am the great creator of these characters. Robert Ramaiah! 2136 02:22:10,416 --> 02:22:11,750 Turn this way, my boy. 2137 02:22:11,875 --> 02:22:12,875 Yes, uncle? 2138 02:22:14,041 --> 02:22:16,875 What is this? Slapping me as if I were a schoolboy? 2139 02:22:17,000 --> 02:22:20,541 Why not? As if these characters weren't enough, you create new ones? 2140 02:22:20,666 --> 02:22:23,333 Why? Are my creations causing any problems? 2141 02:22:23,458 --> 02:22:25,500 They're not causing any problems. 2142 02:22:25,625 --> 02:22:27,666 They've given a solution to the problem. 2143 02:22:30,041 --> 02:22:32,708 Even if my car is gone, my concept worked out! 2144 02:22:34,916 --> 02:22:37,541 This guy's glaring at me, too! Not letting me bask in joy! 2145 02:22:39,208 --> 02:22:41,041 Do you like Kajol? 2146 02:22:41,166 --> 02:22:42,500 I like her a lot, grandpa! 2147 02:22:42,625 --> 02:22:44,291 Kajol has neither a flashback... 2148 02:22:45,666 --> 02:22:46,666 ...nor an Ajay! 2149 02:22:48,333 --> 02:22:51,166 Do you really like Sharukh? 2150 02:22:51,291 --> 02:22:52,416 I like him very much! 2151 02:22:52,541 --> 02:22:54,458 He will do anything for me! 2152 02:22:54,583 --> 02:22:56,000 He'll even give his life for me! 2153 02:22:57,125 --> 02:23:00,500 What are you waiting for? Change that name board at the entrance! 2154 02:23:10,375 --> 02:23:12,625 Grandpa! She looks just like Mahalakshmi! 2155 02:23:15,083 --> 02:23:16,250 Who are you? 2156 02:23:16,375 --> 02:23:17,500 I'm Sharukh, grandpa! 2157 02:23:17,625 --> 02:23:19,625 If you're Sharukh, she's Kajol, right? 2158 02:23:19,750 --> 02:23:20,833 Tie the nuptial thread! 2159 02:23:34,875 --> 02:23:37,041 What? -I'm not Kajol. I'm Mahalakshmi! 2160 02:23:38,208 --> 02:23:39,625 Grandpa! -What? 2161 02:23:39,750 --> 02:23:41,166 She's Mahalakshmi! 2162 02:23:50,458 --> 02:23:51,625 Deceived me, didn't you? 2163 02:23:53,333 --> 02:23:54,291 Be well! 2164 02:23:57,791 --> 02:23:58,875 I'll take two! 2165 02:24:00,875 --> 02:24:03,541 You're diabetic, right? Don't take it! 2166 02:24:03,666 --> 02:24:05,125 What a silly guy you are! 2167 02:24:05,250 --> 02:24:07,625 Take some! -Eat. A walk tomorrow should make it fine. 2168 02:24:07,750 --> 02:24:09,166 Take some, baby doll! 2169 02:24:10,333 --> 02:24:12,125 Take some, 'Look-Man'! 2170 02:24:12,250 --> 02:24:14,041 What is this for? For their wedding? 2171 02:24:14,166 --> 02:24:17,083 No! I've bought a new white colored Benz car! 2172 02:24:22,083 --> 02:24:23,833 For your honeymoon! Enjoy! -Thanks! 2173 02:24:23,958 --> 02:24:25,541 Not again! 2174 02:24:26,305 --> 02:24:32,688 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org168855

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